these are the other jokes he put on that note "you call yoda chewie" "you think the geiko gecko's godzilla" "big brother's an apple seed" "go through shrink spurts" "even yoda judges you by your size" "get dressed at toys R us"
Your so short you can walk under the door which is bigger then your house and your house is 9999999999999999 times taller then the bottom of the door to you
2:11 Hand gliding on a dorrito 😂 I laughed Joke: your so short you would mistake a jail bar for a shiny metal stick (he wouldn't know that he cant carry it)
Your so short that the curtain is too heavy for you coverage Your so short, your house is a Building blocks Your so short, you will drown at the Birthday Cake and get eaten by anyone
You so short, you thinks the Geico geco’s Godzilla is you. You so short, your big sister’s an apple seed. You so short, you goes through shrink spurts. You so short, even Yoda judges you by your size. You so short, you gets dressed at Toys ‘R Us. You so short, you can sit on a match box and kick her legs. You so short, if you wore underwear, she’d had to double roll it. You so short, you drives a Lego car. You so short, you thinks a pebble is a bolder. You so short, you are more smaller than a grain of soil. (More jokes here.)
You're so short you can't even slip on a banana because of bananas too big for you!!!! you're so short a tiger can slice with one paw swipe and you'll be killed in one second!!!
Little apple your jokes were hilarious😂
I agree.
they aren't a 'little' terrible am I right?😂😂😂
Microscope Apple🍎 Is Much Smaller Than Midget/Little Apple🍎.
0:06
I bet they’re a “Little” funny.. get it?!
these are the other jokes he put on that note
"you call yoda chewie"
"you think the geiko gecko's godzilla"
"big brother's an apple seed"
"go through shrink spurts"
"even yoda judges you by your size"
"get dressed at toys R us"
Classic.
You could tell that little apple was enjoying this, and so was I.
2:08 I KNOW that little apples been waiting for this!
Midget Apple: 1
Microscopic Apple: 0
Nathaniel Mooney
It’s little apple
Jon Maderos no it’s teeny weeny apple
I agree
I agree
@Jordan Graf Yeah
I salute you Mr Midg- I mean Little Apple! Orange, give him a chance
Same here
Ya!
@@zamanaslam7387 why u repeat it
@@zamanaslam7387 why u repeat it
@@OctoRuler maybe I did that by mistake but I am sorry I repeated it twice ☹
You're so short, you live in your doll's dollhouse
You're so short you have to climb up your water glass
Your so short ur eyes are as big as an ants toe
Cool
LB Gaming mma
Captain Cool nice
Best Patrick Warburton impression ever.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just remembered this is my favorite episode!
On 0:21 did u guys notice that midget apple look different XD
Oh yeah. He’s gotten big. I guess he is midget apple
You're so short, your car is a Hot Wheel's car! LOLZ
Im gonna put them in a endless road :troll:
XD
Lol
You're so short you're the guy who has to ask the librarian to reach a book on the first shelf
You're so short,you think an atom is big!
Your so short, an iphone screen is a MOVIE SCREEN!
Kabs Dabs nice one
YOUR SO SHORT THAT A SEED IS LARGER THAN YOU
Kabs Dabs make that an iPod touch
ohhh ROASTED 😂:-}
Your so short a Nokia phone is like a movie screen
Microscopic apple probably needed the lady tomato’s purse money to buy something to make him much bigger
Yes and he's wee-ly sorrry
Or he needs new stilts
@@JessicaParry87 that’s what I thought too
sum stilts
Viagra?
Well done Little apple!
Midget Apple is SAVAGEEE #ShortLife
Jeff Leblanc Shortlife
Jeff Leblanc #shortlife
Jeff Leblanc short life is a game
ITS LITTLE APPLE!!
Looks like Midget Apple has finally met someone shorter than him😅
that's LITTLE apple
You're so short that a birthday cake slice is an entire cake to you🎂
*crumb
lol
Oooooooooo burrrrrrrnnn
-not him, still too big.
-well, I think your gonna like what you see
Next
Darn this police is savage
Innuendo much?
0:14 sounds bonfized
Behold, one of the handful of episodes of Annoying Orange where no one gets brutally murdered.
What about the Egg cop?
1:33 THAT JUST CRACKED UP BRO HAHAHAHAHAHAHQHAkowmdnwiqojd
i've always wanted to be like little apple and still do he's small, brave and AWESOME!!!
microscope apple funny jokes & egg he's angry
Yep
HA! I like the Marshall-esque intercom system in the interrogation room.
I recall when someone tried to play the too short to reach joke on me, I kneed him in the nuts...
@@s4t1s.f4ct0ry Why? It’s mean.
Yeah, shortcakes!
Yo mama so short, the cast of SuperMarioLogan are giants.
it isn't yo mama and you know it
He's not even a apple, he's a grape
YOUR SO SHORT WHEN THE STORE CLOSED DOWN YOU WERE LEFT THERE
Police.
i am sorry but you’re*
Your so short you can walk under the door which is bigger then your house and your house is 9999999999999999 times taller then the bottom of the door to you
@@balvinoramirez7283 ITS YOU’RE
I wish midget apple could at least get to the part "your so short you think gecko's are Godzillas" cause I love Godzilla 😁😁😁😁😁😁
Samuel Mooney finally someone like me
Samuel Mooney I love Godzilla too!
Is little apple!
LOL😂
Same
This is sooooooo good I can't stop watching this!
1:34 tomato be staring and saying “YOU WHATU TALKING BOUT?”
You are an Apple, Orange. 4:00
3:43 Microscopic Apple You're Under Arrest
Well, considering how short you are, there's probably nothing you're not under
Finally, Little Apple meets his match!
OKAY, OKAY, ILL TALK, JUST NO MORE SMALL JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*crying*
2:11 Hand gliding on a dorrito 😂 I laughed
Joke: your so short you would mistake a jail bar for a shiny metal stick (he wouldn't know that he cant carry it)
LOL
Your so short that the curtain is too heavy for you coverage
Your so short, your house is a Building blocks
Your so short, you will drown at the Birthday Cake and get eaten by anyone
Lollololololo
?
@@Steelandflint omg this was 5 years ago… what
Little apple gets enough by being friend with the kitchen crew,asking for respect its too much. :)
You’re so short, you got drenched with a drop of water
0:35 sounds like a pennywise laugh
I thought little Apple was illiterate?
How did he do does jokes when he was reading them
Microscopic Apple is so short, that the Manhattan Project wanted him, but had the settle for the atom.
He's so short that he would mistake an bowl smaller than him, which is fillde with water for an bathtub
*filled
Your short, that a piece of grass is a tree 🌲
Your comment is the second top comment of this video, but has no replies.
I congratulate myself as the first reply
Lauren Barrett err
That’s a tall thing
Ya right ahahhahahaha
UR SO SHORT,UR SLIDE IS A COMPUTER MOUSE
3:05 Numberblock 6: Did someone say Dice?
You're so short, you get bullied by atoms for being smaller than them
Don't bring Berry Curie into this conversation
if thet weere true you are a proton
or a quark
so are they an atom's nucleus?
but if you're smaller than a cell, you're not alive.
Microscopic Apple is so short, the SkyLanders use him as a bounce pad.
He's so short the mini skylanders look down at him.
Nuigi 12 Okay, that's a good one. x3
FightingLucario yep
Hey cyborg I am a very big fan
Shamlan Saad I'm not Cyborg that's just my profile picture.
Poor Little Apple Even Wen He Saves The Day He Still Gets Bullied By Orange
your so short wait a minute where are you
Wow lol
You're so short, you can't even collect a Chaos Emerald!
Uhhh... What?
Gary Lu KOTH I made a joke!
Bazinga!
Just one question: You do not need to be so short to not be able to collect a Chaos Emerald, right?
I don't get it
If you read the paper, it matches. Well done, that is very precise.
It’s not just little apple’s jokes that made me cry laughing, now that I’m a teen, I finally got this adult joke! 0:53 this was also priceless! 🤣
that potato sounds like joe swanson from family guy
He does
Yeah he does!! Also he's Kronk too, NEVER forget that
Lool
Ngl, He Kinda Does
No he isn’t he does not sound like him
microscopic apple
"You're so short, you're able to see atoms and germs!"
😂
Microscopic apple you’re so short that atoms,germs and bacteria need a microscope to see you
Microscopic 🍎 is so short that it takes him a few minutes to get across the street.
Nah more like an hour
More like 2 days
Midget apple has waited his entire life for the moment when he was no longer the midget
This is a short of a problem
Wow. Little Apple's got some guts. I have respect for him.
I've got a joke: You're so short, that you're easily mistake as a cherry.
Fruit-spect am I rite?
I thout he was a cherry
Orange:I raised that boy
...you can't walk over a grain of sand!
This is how many times
Orange laughed at his own joke
I
V
Once
Let's make twice
@@justbluevines589 ok
Well considering how funny they are, it makes him laugh too
@@Fractal821 yup
He's so short his last flight was in a paper plane. He's so short his swimming pool is a small puddle
You're so short, cats mistake you for mice.
can the cat even see ?
I guess not... LOL
H
You so short, you thinks the Geico geco’s Godzilla is you.
You so short, your big sister’s an apple seed.
You so short, you goes through shrink spurts.
You so short, even Yoda judges you by your size.
You so short, you gets dressed at Toys ‘R Us.
You so short, you can sit on a match box and kick her legs.
You so short, if you wore underwear, she’d had to double roll it.
You so short, you drives a Lego car.
You so short, you thinks a pebble is a bolder.
You so short, you are more smaller than a grain of soil.
(More jokes here.)
YOU SO short YOU ARE SMALLER THAT A DATA.
You so short, your below sea level.
You so short your .ig brother is a atom
+sing lin You so short, that even your parents look down on you
You so short, that even a bacteria can't see you.
Your so short that you married a quark
Your so short that you thought that a firecracker was a tsar bomba
Your so short an ANT ran over you
Your so short,little ant man thought you were a germ
Your so short,bacteria thinks you are small
@@ederbcdos funny
Your so short, that you have to yell to whisper a secret
I can’t stop cringing at the “short” jokes in the comment section. 😂
😂me too
Little apple's with the roasts.
2:59 Does anyone see how Toys R Us is on the list? I thought it closed.
You do realize this video was uploaded in 2015...
You're so short I have to crouch down to hug you, YAYYYYYY!
Yayy yayy
Hey, it's Marshmallow!
I like candy canes! YAY!!!
Noooooo
Way to go, little A!
You're so short, a glass of water is the pacific ocean to you!
You so short, you can't blow a candle on cupcake
Your so short you can do backflips under the freaking bed
Lol
Stolen
Some beds can be tall
how many stolen comments are even on youtube!?!!!!?!!!!!!?!?????
"You're so short a person doesn't need a bite to eat you"
ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ˢᵒ ˢʰᵒʳᵗ, ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃᶰ ʷᵃᶫᵏ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᶜʳᵃʷᶫ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ⋅
brainflash1 you're so short , you must write in micro
Damin Games OHOHOHOHOHOHO
brainflash1 You're so short, you're the period at the end of a sentence!
Your so short that you can walk in a crawl space
Murray Urquhart You're so short, you couldn't read the top comment...
You’re so short, the biggest mountain you know issss.....
Mountain Dew. 😅😬😥😔😞
And also i bet that the biggest lake he knows is right next to the moatain
Whats mountain dew
@@nfjxkfkfkkchdjxjdjxndjd7782 it's a type of soda
Stop stealing Yo Mama Jokes
@@JustChristo yeah what is it
Hahahaha little apple so small hahahaha get it orange
Your so short you mistook a
Ant for a elephant
No
Marshmallow is actually smaller than littler 🍎
Midjet Apple is so adorable
Yeah, he is. Even though he’s an adult, Midget Apple sounds a lot like a child.
I never see a 🍎 that so smaller than midget 🍎
Little Apple
0:06 Is he NYC?
Microscopic apple may be small, but he's also TEENSY-ist!
You're so short you can't even slip on a banana because of bananas too big for you!!!! you're so short a tiger can slice with one paw swipe and you'll be killed in one second!!!
0:26 joey from family guy
When little apple said GRR it was funny lol🍎😂
1:42 midget Apple appears
Youre so short, a small pizza is large to you, so you need a micro-micro-extra-extra-small-micro-micro-micro-micro-micro-micro pizza!
You know what, I apologize. Let me give you a small chance. Sorry, I meant a micro chance because of how small you are! HA!
Okay, many im taking this a little far. Oh, sorry, I meant micro far. Because of how small you are! HA!
lol crap jokes for the win
Josh Taylor *For the lose
FIFY
Josh Taylor Are you saying you enjoy bad jokes? Why?
Little apple should be the next yo mama
Brody:*TRIGGERED*
Your so short when u got ur driver license photo all u saw was some colours
Joltz Playz A
Joltz Playz Hi
you're so short that no one would even bother dipping you and caramel because all they would need to take is one bite
hgiihogen
You're so short, that you'll always fall into the gap of a train or an elevator!
I would've imagined 8 years to be long ago but that was just 2016 when this was uploaded 😂
When your finally taller than someone 3:23
UR SO SHORT THAT YOU THINK THE GEICO GEKKO IS GODZILLA!
👏👏👏👏👏
Orange: THEIRS another APPLE smaller than the current apple
Me: Processing data
My brain:To much to handle *smokes out*
You’re so short you could infect bacteria
Wow this one is the best
you're so short, you can't get any cool air!!
Jean Pollock j
This is my favorite video
Look up