Cop:”The only story better than this one is a buddy of mine pulled over some fat guy that gave him donuts.” *Fluffy realizing it was him:* OH YA SO FUNNY HAHAHAHHA
@Nuclear Fission you have the right to bare arms but if you leave one unloaded on the beach and go swimming you are a multiple felon ?? Are you really free ?
stellahead Well Yeah cos children or a mentally ill person could pick it up and use it. A lot of laws make sense if you use your brain for a second. Even if it is unloaded it’s still a weapon and you shouldn’t leave it around unattended
Freedom is a Right Yeah maybe if your John Wick, but in real life no one is getting killed by any of those things especially not by a child or not by an accident. Your stupid comment proves guns should not be available to the general public
Its true. Making a cop laugh can sometimes get you out of a ticket. An ex of mine got pulled over for speeding. She convinced the cop she could make him laugh and in exchange hopefully not get a ticket. He said ok. She then tells him "Why do Scots wear kilts?" "Cause sheep can hear a zipper a mile away." He actually laughed and told her not to speed again and no ticket. This was somewhere in N. Carolina. I wouldn't have believed it if I wasn't there.
My friends mom was driving on the highway when a cop pulls her over and says “hey miss, you were driving like you drank something, did you?” And she says “ yes I did drink something” so the cop gets all excited and asks her “ well may u ask what you drank?” And she just straight up says “ coffee” so the cop starts saying laughing and then just says “ have a nice day miss” no ticket no thing
Soooo true. I got pulled over in Morocco last summer. First, the officer asked why my shoes were in the trunk. I said because they were stinky and the passengers objected, he laughed. Then he told me what the fine would be and asked about my family. I said I had so many kids I needed a break on the fine. He laughed, halved the ticket cost and I was on my way after I told the officer he was invited to Texas for a steak dinner anytime. All in broken French too.
To be honest, No other comedians can make me laugh as hard and as much except Gabriel Iglesias. Other comedians can only make me laugh if its their punchline or i have other watching with. I will forever consider Gabriel Iglesias, The best comedian ever.
If there's one show id wanna see before I die, Gabriel Iglesias, hands down would be my bucket list topper! His skits have helped me through alot of hard times. May God bless and keep you and yours always fluffy!
GABE IS RIGHT! MAKE A COP LAUGH AND YOU BECOME A PART OF THE FAMILY IN DIVERSITY! Trust Me From New York! IT WORKS ALL THE TIME! EVEN THE JUDGES! We Are Humans By Nature, Socializing Is The Calls Of Nature! Curried Fish Con Muinto Jalapenos! 🤣
Dear Fluffy, Thank you for being here because if you weren’t here I would have never ever in my entire life feel joyful.Every time I would feel down I would go ahead and go on Netflix or TH-cam and search for “Gabriel Iglesias” and immediately I become happy again and I have been dealing with depression and anxiety and with you here is a blessing .So thank you Gabriel...Thank you
It takes a certain mindset to laugh: a mindset where people forget about the stressors of daily living. That's why we appreciate your humor Gabriel! The cop is right! Keep doin what you're doin!
Fluffy is hands down one of the greats!!!! he's made me laugh at some of the worst times of my life and that alone saved my life. FLUFFY YOU WERE TRULY SENT TO MAKE THE WORLD A LITTLE BETTER THROUGH YOUR GIFT OF LAUGHTER. HOLY SHIT DO WE NEED IT!!!
Gabriel Iglesias is pure comedic perfection. Great stories, event's to grabbed by the best possible delivery. Golden! I really like Felipe Esparza, too. He's a funny cat. I saw him in a store at the City Walk in Universal City about a year or two ago. I have to admit, I got a little star struck. Not crazy famous... Yet. But he's a funny dude. Makes sense he hung out with Fluffy!
Felipe saying "But nooo Pikachu knows everythinggg" got me i couldnt stop laughing as well as Gabriel saying "Shut the hell up" to Felipe and then him saying "That fool had a rollerdex" hurt me
😂😂😂 Mr. Fluffy, you're funny as hell and respectful to your youtube audiences at the same time. Thank you for bringing joy to our lives. You're simply the best stand-up comedian I've ever known so far. Wish you all the best, Mr. Fluffy.
OMG.....as a 32 year Veteran Law Enforcement Officer from Canada I stopped over 140,000 motorists and NEVER had anyone as funny as you brother, but yes I gave a lot of drivers a break simply because they were respectful towards the police.👮 GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BROTHER🙏
Gabriel Iglesias: CEO of sound effects
Nah, that would be Michael Winslow.
And voices
Nah fool
Sound effects are the ECO of sound effects fool
@@Anonymous_User93 100% correct. I've seen Police Academy and some of his shows on TH-cam. I doubt anyone could top him
Not gonna lie. That police car sound was one of the most impressive sounds I've heard from Fluffy.
He does it a lot
Guess.. Got used to it.
And he does a whole lot of sounds and impersonations. The guy is a beast, his older performances were the bests!
Absolutely
@@adrianroldan6093 q QQ q
Felipe is that friend that will get you in trouble but you can't leave him.
Keep your friends close and your Frenemies closer
But no Picchu knows everything
Yup. We've all got that one friend, that's just like that. 😂😂😂 It can't be helped. 🤷🏻
i think he was so high he didnt remember pichu is a female
/cousin
Felipe: *has gun pointed at him*
Felipe: “im a-go to jail”
Felipe?
samuel tejada yes
Cartooonykitten 3265 nah you finna go to god
Nah you going to hell😂😂
Na fool you finna be a ghost
*"Fool he was testing the suspension"*
I'm dead. Just dead.
Jeremiah Trejo nice
Oh my god this pot head is gonna get me arrested
I didn’t get the joke can somebody explain? ☹️
RIP😂
Jagrit Niranjan
I still didn’t got the joke man
*"what are you crying for fool? Your not the one with weed in his pocket"*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
"You got drugs in the car?!"
RedRabbit 1987 “I told you to slow down didn’t I?”
"But nooo! Pikachu knows everythiiing!"
you're*
Cop:”The only story better than this one is a buddy of mine pulled over some fat guy that gave him donuts.”
*Fluffy realizing it was him:* OH YA SO FUNNY HAHAHAHHA
NoOne Nobody 😂
Yep my thought on that was "that was probably him"
@@russelljohnson6267 it was him that's the joke
@@alwaysseverus741 i know that it was just what I thought when i heard that.
Cuz you can smell it!
“Last week we got stopped in Mexico, that fool had a Rolodex!”
Never fails making me cry laugh!
i had to google what Rolodex is
@@themuhammad1 Same here.
@@ImperiumRomanum476me too
_I feel a disturbance in the force_
I still say that quote till this day
Those are not a pair of moons, and this aint no tractor beam!
BearsHunnyPot *Heavy breathing*
That's me when my best friend Dawson is upset
*I feel a disturbance in the force*
*”Does that mean I can keep my weed?”* Im weak 😂
😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
7:19
im the 2k like
---> 👮♂️
"You want to run that by me again, son?" 😠
take a shot every time he says “my friend martin” in his shows
mariana groves-pelaez 🥴🥴🤤🤤 WhAd U saY iM to DruNK tO ReAd🥴🥴
You want Alchol poisoning thats how you get alchol poisoning.
Nah if you REALLY want to get intoxicated, take a shot every time Felipe does something stupid in one of his stories
Mari Gee I can’t talk to anyone named Martin anymore
All I keep thinking was
‘ MARTIN’
‘Orale’
😂
@@calvertmorris2420 ok boomer
"I'm a-go to jail?"
"Nah, but that was funny, huh?"
If you can make a cop laugh you will be free from the ticket probably
@Nuclear Fission you have the right to bare arms but if you leave one unloaded on the beach and go swimming you are a multiple felon ??
Are you really free ?
stellahead Well Yeah cos children or a mentally ill person could pick it up and use it. A lot of laws make sense if you use your brain for a second. Even if it is unloaded it’s still a weapon and you shouldn’t leave it around unattended
stellahead I have no faith in the human race because of you
@@stellaheadmajor bruh moment.
Freedom is a Right Yeah maybe if your John Wick, but in real life no one is getting killed by any of those things especially not by a child or not by an accident. Your stupid comment proves guns should not be available to the general public
And this is why Dave, became his bus driver...for a reason
@Derick Howard "nathancaskmaster MAYburn" assuming that the 4 is an "a"
Cop to Felipe: "I don't know you. I don't like you."
Charles Barkley: *so relatable*
Just shoot the PIG...
"does that mean I could keep me weed"?
Me as a cop: DAMN RIGHT!
"Does that mean I can keep my weeed??" - we all have that friend
Nope
I am that friend I may be female but I’m a dick 😂😂😂
Especially in highschool even though he joking
Its true. Making a cop laugh can sometimes get you out of a ticket. An ex of mine got pulled over for speeding. She convinced the cop she could make him laugh and in exchange hopefully not get a ticket. He said ok. She then tells him "Why do Scots wear kilts?" "Cause sheep can hear a zipper a mile away." He actually laughed and told her not to speed again and no ticket. This was somewhere in N. Carolina. I wouldn't have believed it if I wasn't there.
Ive been through it too. No matter what make the cop laugh. Ive literally been cuffed and stuff and then driven home instead of to jail.
Olaf Olaf that’s just real
I dont get it
@@rimskyrichard8651 The joke is that the Scots were known for having sex with sheep
she must be white as hell
The funniest man alive is probably fluffy
No way. The GOAT Robin Willaims is the best hands down.
@@dragonenforcer9242 you cant read.... it says ALIVE! Robin Williams been dead for a long time 🤦🏽♂️
Real Richmond lmao true
Tbh I don’t even think Robin was that funny
Well he dose get beat by Jeff Dunham in Saudi Arabia.
For the #1 spot
Lol
3:58 “Hey, officer, thank God you have a computer! Last week we got stopped in Mexico, that fool had a Rolodex.”
I wet my pants hearing that 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I didn't get this one, what is a Rolodex?
@@George_Francis it’s a rotary card holder, look it up
@@George_Francis i feel old knowing people don’t know what rolodex’ are
@@JDeane710 well I hope it helps you to know that I only didn't know what the word meant in English (-:
"Pikachoo knows everything "😂😂😂😂😂
I'm a disabled veteran and his guy breaks up everything in a good way his humor is the best
Thank you
Thank you for your service. 🙌
Cool.
Weird flex but ok
GG, GG 😂😂😂😂😂
My friends mom was driving on the highway when a cop pulls her over and says “hey miss, you were driving like you drank something, did you?” And she says “ yes I did drink something” so the cop gets all excited and asks her “ well may u ask what you drank?” And she just straight up says “ coffee” so the cop starts saying laughing and then just says “ have a nice day miss” no ticket no thing
"I'm a-go to jail?"
"Nah, but that was funny, huh?"
Cool
4:28 wow, he's good at singing the theme song to cops. 🤩
Whenever the friend "Martin" is in one of these. Oh we know it's going to be good
Martín*
But yes. That is accurate.
UltimateBreloom *Martin.
Ah thank y'all for the name check :)
I'll edit it ^^
Chara Frisk :)
" Martín"
6:55 - 6:59 “The only store better than this one is a buddy of mine pulled over some fat guy that gave him donuts.” I love that part.
Sir Aran read this as soon as it played
1:30 Damn... You should be a Living Soundboard man...
Fucker is one of the very few stand up comedians that are actually good.
Did you have to use the word f**ker like a juvenile delinquency NO you don't so how about some manners
Fucker
@@bamboozled_ Aynul phistin
"Because YOU made me laugh"
Soooo true. I got pulled over in Morocco last summer. First, the officer asked why my shoes were in the trunk. I said because they were stinky and the passengers objected, he laughed. Then he told me what the fine would be and asked about my family. I said I had so many kids I needed a break on the fine. He laughed, halved the ticket cost and I was on my way after I told the officer he was invited to Texas for a steak dinner anytime. All in broken French too.
4:44 tha cops is walking with the beat🤣🤣
“You’re not the one with weed in his pocket are you?”
*o h n o*
Fool he was testing a Suspension 😂😂😂😂😂
korankye ababio jajajajaja se mamó
Pinche Felipe 😂😂
To be honest, No other comedians can make me laugh as hard and as much except Gabriel Iglesias. Other comedians can only make me laugh if its their punchline or i have other watching with. I will forever consider Gabriel Iglesias, The best comedian ever.
This is my favorite one of your cop stories, although Krspy Kream and when you "got arrested" to freak out Franky are extremely close seconds.
Love u fluffy making me laugh no matter how many times I see your clips or stand ups on netflix.
If there's one show id wanna see before I die, Gabriel Iglesias, hands down would be my bucket list topper! His skits have helped me through alot of hard times. May God bless and keep you and yours always fluffy!
Loved the conclusion:
That was funny huh???🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cop with a sense of humor!
GABE IS RIGHT! MAKE A COP LAUGH AND YOU BECOME A PART OF THE FAMILY IN DIVERSITY! Trust Me From New York! IT WORKS ALL THE TIME! EVEN THE JUDGES! We Are Humans By Nature, Socializing Is The Calls Of Nature! Curried Fish Con Muinto Jalapenos! 🤣
Ive watched the old clip of this like 20 times thx fluffy for bringing this memory back
I was watching last night
Okay I still use " I feel a disturbance in the force" a lot when my friends or family is upset
Gabriel: 😭😭
Felipe: Fool, what are you crying for? What are you crying for, fool? You’re not the one with weed in his pocket, are you?
Gabriel: 😳
😳
This is probably my favorite fluffy joke
Did anyone notice this is one of the only Fluffy videos where his outfit in the video actually matches his outfit in the thumbnail
Lol yeah
Dear Fluffy,
Thank you for being here because if you weren’t here I would have never ever in my entire life feel joyful.Every time I would feel down I would go ahead and go on Netflix or TH-cam and search for “Gabriel Iglesias” and immediately I become happy again and I have been dealing with depression and anxiety and with you here is a blessing .So thank you Gabriel...Thank you
Love the fluffy he puts me in a happy place. Had a rough day bring on the fluffy.
"Does that mean I get to keep my weed??" W H Y?????
Because when you are telling a story you made up, you get to make people say whatever you need them to say to keep the story moving forward. ;)
"But it was funny huh?"
Hey officer, I'm glad you have a computer! Last week we were stopped in Mexico, and that fool had a Rolodex! Favorite joke of that piece
Young people today would say what's a rolodex
"I feel a disturbance in the force" I just laughed my ass off-
6:24 that guy be like "you couldnt make me laugh either"
5:11 the best part of the song I want a 10 hour version of it
Imagine being a cop in U.S.A. and pull over fluffy and the next show you hear his story about you.
People always talk about the power of laughter. This gives it a whole new meaning.
1:00
Martin: I FeEl a dIsTuRbAnCe iN tHe fOrCe....
Me: *dying*
The love I have for this man's comedy is amazing! Never Fails to make me laugh.
Gabriel ... YOU ARE THE WORLD BEST COMEDIAN !!! honestly i got tears in my eyes🤣🤣🤣
Greetings from Germany Mister Fluffy 🤣🤣🤣
*oh my god, this pothead is gonna get me arrested*
Me @ my friend
Laughter. It’s a winner *every* time.
My husband makes me laugh every day, that’s _one_ of the million reasons I love him as much as life.
Wow laughter really is the best medicine
Hi there everyone, I hope you are having a blessed day. 🖤
Likewise!
Who the hell are you fool
You too fam!
I see this scenario playing out in my head and it’s funny asf
It takes a certain mindset to laugh: a mindset where people forget about the stressors of daily living. That's why we appreciate your humor Gabriel! The cop is right! Keep doin what you're doin!
Man I'll never forget this guy
Fluffy is hands down one of the greats!!!! he's made me laugh at some of the worst times of my life and that alone saved my life. FLUFFY YOU WERE TRULY SENT TO MAKE THE WORLD A LITTLE BETTER THROUGH YOUR GIFT OF LAUGHTER. HOLY SHIT DO WE NEED IT!!!
Foo he was testing the suspension
Gabriel Iglesias is pure comedic perfection.
Great stories, event's to grabbed by the best possible delivery. Golden!
I really like Felipe Esparza, too. He's a funny cat. I saw him in a store at the City Walk in Universal City about a year or two ago. I have to admit, I got a little star struck. Not crazy famous... Yet. But he's a funny dude. Makes sense he hung out with Fluffy!
Felipe saying "But nooo Pikachu knows everythinggg" got me i couldnt stop laughing as well as Gabriel saying "Shut the hell up" to Felipe and then him saying "That fool had a rollerdex" hurt me
Cops hurt too
i can only imagine that cop's face while walking to the music... 😁
Good save on that typo
I know you fixed it
but i saw it
Ironic, you edited the comment
@@DryHotDabs 😂.....that was funny huh?🤣
Can I be let in on the joke?😅😂
@@KrishThadani 6 :47
@@yairkaziev9210 ?
4:04 that fool had a rolodex 😂😂
Laughter is the best medicine in the world!!
Amen
that was so awesome and funny LOL.
Gabriel Iglesias is awesome in the Throwback is so funny.
😂😂😂 Mr. Fluffy, you're funny as hell and respectful to your youtube audiences at the same time. Thank you for bringing joy to our lives. You're simply the best stand-up comedian I've ever known so far. Wish you all the best, Mr. Fluffy.
I don’t know wether to laugh or cry that I’ll never have a funny friend group like that 😭
😭😭😭 it is truly a blessing
His sirens on point
I love your new Netflix show, I hope that Netflix is planning at least 12 seasons :)
mike cioka yes its hella funny.
Is funny as hell
Fluffy, please come to Europe! I'd love to see you! Love from Portugal
I've heard this probably 20 times at least Felipe's rolodex joke always makes me laugh
His Voice Changing Gimmick never Fails to Impress me.
I've heard that story a hundred times and I still die laughing every time. That is CLASSIC. 🤗🤗🤗😂😂😂
That's hell of joke I am calling you for my Wedding ..loved it Mr.fluffy 🤣🤣
I cracked up laughing when the cop put his gun down and just goes “nah but it was funny huh” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really wanted to holler fluffy last weekend in Ashville nc last weekend at cracker barrel thanks for the laughs
7:33 That “foo” was a little too strong 😂😂
This is so true. A couple years ago I got pulled over for going 65 in a 55 zone. Somehow I made the officer laugh & I got off with only a warning.
OMG.....as a 32 year Veteran Law Enforcement Officer from Canada I stopped over 140,000 motorists and NEVER had anyone as funny as you brother, but yes I gave a lot of drivers a break simply because they were respectful towards the police.👮
GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY BROTHER🙏
The cop learned from Fluffy how to have a sense of humor, lol 😆 then pulled a prank on his friend 🤣
0:43 that was a great honk broo🤣🤣
Foo he was testing the suspension 😂😂😂😂 beer shot out my nose 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No matter what my mood Gabriel Iglesias will always make me laugh my ass off!
Not Only A Great Comedian, But Most Likely A Legendary Cartoon Voice Actor. Mel Blanc Talent.
"I feel a disturbance in the force (0‸0)"
That had me dead😂
1:15 sounds like ripper roo from Crash Bandicoot
This guy has so many stories.🤣
6:04
Curiosity!
😂
I sense a disturbance in the force
(And I have a star trek image lol).
Star Wars...not Star Trek
This is the best cop in the history of cops ever. If I get pulled over by him and all. I’m doing the same thing and going to record it
His soud effects are amazing
Dang it!!! Now my wife is mad at me for laughing so loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣!
This one is my favourite of his stories.
I've always liked this story.
Argh. Urgh. Ohhhh... the pain. Damn. The laughing and cringing at the same time hurts!