@@johnwillyard9857 Trespassing isn’t possible in a public restaurant unless if it’s after closing hours and you force your way in. Forgot to mention: that’s not the only situation where you could be charged, just an example. Bad wording on my part.
@@kokujin5446 She was... She hit the nerve ending in his neck that essentially paralyzes him... It stops information from being sent to his spine and his brain...
@@stevenrommel726 Yeah, there's a whole list of them. I just knew it would easily be public disturbance, but you'd have health violations, harassment if it's a repeat occasion, etc.
Not just what the people before me said, he's also engaging in lude conduct, and indecent exposure. I know the joke is that he wants the health code statue against rubbing up like that specifically, and verbatim, but I would just say "Give me a second to google the exact statue that makes rubbing your tongue, mouth, butt, or genitals over a surface where food is prepared/served in a restaurant a crime. Pick one of the other three while you wait- The choices are public nuisance, lude conduct, or indecent exposure."
The only FG clip channel on TH-cam, really. Complete gags: the setup, and the full follow-through. No idea how he gets away with it, but I'm glad he does.
3:33 this is definitely my favorite cutaway in the series, I burst into massive laughter when Mort’s cousin asked a quarter from the audience, gets it, and takes off with it.
unironically I have that weird sleep/breathing thing that Peter suffers from and I have woken up like that about a thousand times before and it is no joke. But it's funny because it is happening to Peter!!
0:42 public indecency, disturbing the peace, definitely illegal. Checkmate random fictional one-time-gag character
Thank you sheriff kirby,you help us to stay alive.
Also most likely a health code violation
@@masterdragon2698 Yeah I would say placing your genetalia of any surface that food rests on would definitely be a health violation.
Could be trespassing too
@@johnwillyard9857 Trespassing isn’t possible in a public restaurant unless if it’s after closing hours and you force your way in.
Forgot to mention: that’s not the only situation where you could be charged, just an example. Bad wording on my part.
7:17
I just love how nonchalantly she checks his pulse then pats him 😂
It shows how much Lois cares about Peter.
It’s honestly so wholesome
Thought she was doing some sort of medical paralysis ninja thing
@@kokujin5446 She was... She hit the nerve ending in his neck that essentially paralyzes him... It stops information from being sent to his spine and his brain...
With one eye open 🤣
I love how Peter asks for a backwards hat as if it's different from a normal hat 😂
😂😂 I just realized that, 🤦
Wait, it's not?
Congratulations! You got the joke
7:20, it's cute how she checked for the pulse😅
Then patted him, I thought the same thing 😂
I thought she poke a pressure point or something, lol
The fact that simply checking a pulse in this show is the nicest thing a couple does for each other is honestly sad.
The last clip is oddly sweet, the way Peter does his "weird breathing thing" and Lois checks if he's still alive then pats him gently
As opposed to leaving Meg on the Firehall steps. 😂
@@donziperk To be fair, they pledged to love EACH OTHER in their marriage vows, the kids are an option-only.
4:27 One of the few times Stewie called Peter 'Peter' instead of the fat man
Does Peter means mouse?
@@francomuscellini1744 no, Franco
@@Pebec No, SirChoobly
Oh, come on bro It’s obviously because he’s little
I like how the Yak just moves past the boo
Consummate professional!
im yakking off mom
Boooooo
So confident. Doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him.
Boos aren't nice. In his case, they should have been moos.
That P Diddy one aged well
How
@TF2Scout41 how do we tell him?
@donnchadhoreilly8896 I know what diddy did, I don't know how comparing him to a toy giraffe aged well.
@125friends8 sorry i thought you were talking about p diddy in general
@@donnchadhoreilly8896 i feel like p diddy with fur
3:55 not going to lie that was so nice and cute
The point to the king one was actually wholesome.
It was cheesy and pathetic. What's worse is people do that shit unironically. Full of "kings" and "queens" these days.
What’s wrong, my king?
@@93BlazinFire I don’t see a problem with it. It’s not like they did anything wrong
@@jester1924 some people are unnecessarily angry at everyone and everything because they hate their life
@@93BlazinFire this guy isn’t a king 💀
"I think my boyfriend might have prostate-"
"No he doesnt"
😂😂 was epic
I tried that at Dunkin Donuts Turned out to be illegal 🤨
Of course it is - public disturbance
@@ajward9112
Also I think it’s a health thing to
@@stevenrommel726 Yeah, there's a whole list of them. I just knew it would easily be public disturbance, but you'd have health violations, harassment if it's a repeat occasion, etc.
Not just what the people before me said, he's also engaging in lude conduct, and indecent exposure. I know the joke is that he wants the health code statue against rubbing up like that specifically, and verbatim, but I would just say "Give me a second to google the exact statue that makes rubbing your tongue, mouth, butt, or genitals over a surface where food is prepared/served in a restaurant a crime. Pick one of the other three while you wait- The choices are public nuisance, lude conduct, or indecent exposure."
How odd 🤨
4:00 Not gonna lie, this one was pretty wholesome. :)
The Yak's confidence is unmatched. 😂😂
Family guy’s italians are amazing
3:54 Seems kinda wholesome to me. Peter telling someone that they're a king. (This is how you use the word Wholesome right?)
No, the correct word for this is wholesale.
What's even more coincidental is that Darius was the name of a king in a Bible story.
Is this friends?
Yup
Wholesome is like a manly way of saying heart warming or cute
P Diddy with him mouth open, you don't say
The only FG clip channel on TH-cam, really. Complete gags: the setup, and the full follow-through. No idea how he gets away with it, but I'm glad he does.
3:33 Mort's magician cousin used up more than 25¢ worth of his tires alone, let alone gas.
No one said he was a GOOD magician. A good magician would have known to ask for at least a dollar bill.
'I've had it up to.... HERE with your BS!'
@Kyeran Nisbet "Alright then!"
Imagine being Jeff Bezos, you‘re about to take your Shuttle into space and suddenly a random Italian shows up and steals the shuttle.
@@theblackcoat4615
Bezos : 'HEY?! I had to overwork and underpay hundreds of thousands of employees to build that shuttle!'
"Ohhh he's really had it this time......IM SORRY LOUIE"
I dunno why but i find it adorable that Lois checks Peters pulse and then gives him a few pats acknowledging he’s okay XD
Dropping Meg off at the fire station I was not expecting 😂😂😂
Honestly she would be better off cause their shitty parents
P Diddy caught me off guard
3:55 is really wholesome
Ikr 🥺
The GPMS got me dead
I didn't get it what does it stand for
GPS mixed with PMS
It does work 2 weeks in a month
I suppose if you're climbing Mt Everest the only way is up
"Thanks, Northwest. I hate my family."
Me too man...
Me too...
@@ericamarquez7820 What can you do? My rich uncle got a lawyer and went to my dad on his deathbed and had a new will written. That's my fam
@Vulpesanguis17 I hate my family. I suffer from white guilt, and I hate my family. I hate my family.
@@briankleinschmidt3664 white guilt?
“Oh honey I’m so excited to meet your new girlfriend!”
“Here she comes now!”
“Yoohoo baby!”
“Oh no!” 💀😂
Why he had deez reaction
I Still got no answer
@@LeonardoSouza-dv4yr black person
@@ChaseGibson-cf9eb suspicions confirmed, ki-juice dad is racist
“My boyfriend thinks he has prostate cancer-“
“No. Doesn’t.”
5:16
Edit: Apostrophe mistake
Kool aid dad: oh no
Kool aid mom: oh no
Kool aid man: OH YEAH
Cutaway compilations are like a fever dream
3:33 this is definitely my favorite cutaway in the series, I burst into massive laughter when Mort’s cousin asked a quarter from the audience, gets it, and takes off with it.
Yea cuz jews love money😂😂
That Diddy one aged well
How
@@125friends8 sarcasm
@@ScreamLoud763 then how did it not age well
@@125friends8 he seems to have good mouth open a lot of the time
@@125friends8 his*
7:22 the way Lois checked on Peter to see if he’s alive, ❤ this is love ❤️
the diddy clip 💀💀💀
3:33 lol these guys have a cutaway for everything
Lois just casually checks his pulse and pats his head. Normal stuff!
1:00 Josh Peck takes the cake on this one
3:54 is so good!! Respect!
1:00 this joke hits different now
I love that last clip it’s so funny and sweet!
"OH NO!" 🤣💀
Also - 2:02 that aged like fine wine
Why isn’t anyone talking about the Hungry Hungry Alec Baldwins??? Had me ROFLing 😂
I don’t get it
Well one could say they kept pulling their own trigger.
There's several comments referencing this, including yours
Randomly suggested and surprised seeing p diddy joke 😅
Yo the one with P.Diddy is hilarious I never saw that one before!!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😆😂🤣💯
"I'm not even touching the lever" on hungry Alec Baldwin hits different now.
I know right
6:50 Feel like I'm playing Heavy Rain again.
SHAUN! SHAUN!
Detroit: Become Miserable
playing fallout 4 with the "press x to shaun" mod
0:10 is the first time i head a kool-aid say "oh no"
"I feel so old and in the way!"
Well played Newer episode of Family Guy, that one actually made me laugh!
2:40 why does he look so proud when asked that?
That's the joke...
6:49 One of the best from this season
Peter feels like the most Normal guy I don't know how
2:49
"I got sherpies" 👻
Sapouse ???????
2:51 the way he nods excitedly is kinda sus
1:56 is likely a reference to omega mart
Lol
That make me sad.
It definitely isnt
Lol, "Hungry Hungry Alec Baldwins" --I don't know why, exactly but that shit always makes me laugh.
7:20
That was low key cute
Nahhh the fake grocery store omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I found a picture of p Diddy with his mouth closed, guess that guy really did come and close it for him
Lol
Remember when we took Meg?
The diddy joke is funnier now
3:05 i need my version if these.
I’m not even touching the lever 😂😂
Which is what Baldwin is claiming now.
3:54 wholesome
unironically I have that weird sleep/breathing thing that Peter suffers from and I have woken up like that about a thousand times before and it is no joke.
But it's funny because it is happening to Peter!!
If you'd like to talk about it more, I'm interested in hearing what you have to say. If you feel like it, of course!
@Ace G sorry mum
"Worst sleep apnea case the doctor's seen in eight years of practice" gang rise up
Northwest Airlines
Pilot : Don't worry i am taking this flight back to the gate.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The inner city kid joke is so fcked up 😂😂
Why? What’s wrong with that one?
Anyone else notice that Mort's cousin the magician is actually Seth Macfarlane doing an impression of Mort?
>alec baldwin segment
>”i’m not even touching the lever”
*hmmm*
The one about the airline describes the current situation in the UK perfectly
That Alec Baldwin joke didn’t age well
Why?
It aged better than Baldwin’s basic gun safety knowledge.
@@milkify5102 Because he accidentally shot a co-star while filming Rust.
You know your depressed when your actually watching family guy clips
2:10 best joke in season 11
I deadass thought Northwest was a real airline at first.
It used to be they were acquired by delta in 2013
I thought he’s gonna be okay, but this is actually wholesome and I love it, even people from the street like Peter
Omg the Yohoo!, fake store, and cancer bits 😅
*"not illegal, not illegal, show me the law, not illegal"*
Doth the magistrate know what you’re doing tonight? Lmaooo
0:10 kool-aid dad says: oh nooooooooo
Why?
@@NNBU he’s racist
She checked his pulse 😂
"I feel so old and in the way"
If I was the Kool-aid Man, I would of said "OH HELL NO!!"
1:22 Are turtle doves a crossover with The last airbender turtle ducks?
7:14 me every morning
Public indecency, disturbing the peace, trespassing (if they banned him from the store)
I think half these clips are from season 12 if I recall right but the video is dope
Imagine how loud Louie had to yell for Jonny to be able to hear his voice.
"Not illegal not illegal, show me the law"
This show goes from watchable to I need a 6 month break in one scene
"OH NOO" had me dying 💀
The Kool-Aid/Yahoo joke will never not be funny to me.
Damnnn that beat at the end is superrrrr fireeee
"I've got sherpies" 🤣
Is nobody gonna talk about the "yoohoo!" one?
Fun fact.: Stewart little In the book he wasn't a mouse. He was a mutant who had mouse like deformities.
1:00 well..
5:15 the thumbnail
5:23 Isn’t she a teenager 😱
I think university level/âge.
"Yoohoo baby..." That's how I've said hello to my friends for years...
“Gpms machine”😂😂😂
Lois sure does have a healthy obsession with her 'me time' at the grocery store, huh?