We Might Be Drunk Ep 43: Juiced Up

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  • @randoH3000
    @randoH3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “We got wheat grass smoothies!”
    “We might be gay!”
    😂💀

  • @thedonofthsht76-58
    @thedonofthsht76-58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Sam's first words were a Rodney impression today. Now that record won't be beat lmao

    • @allnothing581
      @allnothing581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      trolling

    • @ryanmullaney9791
      @ryanmullaney9791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Next week will be a mini WMB Episode that's just a Dangerfield impression right before the regular episode.

    • @RL_Sin
      @RL_Sin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He'll beat one day by pretendending to do be Rodney obviously doing the Rodney impression for the Intro like today BUT then start the pod with his Rodney impression while not pretending to be Rodney doing the Intro to the Podcast.

    • @jorgemartinez42069
      @jorgemartinez42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NGL, the Rodney impression is getting pretty old. You're hilarious as your own comic Sam, you don't need to fall back on another comic's voice all the time!

    • @coreyyates3385
      @coreyyates3385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im waiting for Mark to say why do you keep doing that?

  • @AimlessLee96
    @AimlessLee96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    We Might be Drunk at any point:
    Mark: People are crazy
    Sam : I have seen a movie once

  • @scottcroft9975
    @scottcroft9975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Sam: "Beating people is really good for the skin." Norman: "Yeah, it's got antibodies." Was a super underrated joke. Comedy!

  • @raffin2040
    @raffin2040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    best and most casual podcast of two pals with great rapport

    • @TheDJOblivion
      @TheDJOblivion 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Michael rappaport

  • @Mkurk8897
    @Mkurk8897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mark, even if your bits on here aren't sharpened every week, it's fun for us to see you and Sam write together and try to work them out. Us viewers never see that side.

  • @youtibbles2546
    @youtibbles2546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    this is turning into another solid podcast to watch every week.
    thanks for keeping youtube a cool place for comedy!

  • @zakkglista1844
    @zakkglista1844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I first heard Sam I thought he was a rough/dirty comedian and every single thing I've seen of him after that is so thoughtful and caring. Was a huge fan of Mark long before. Love seeing these guys together and love seeing more sides to them. Cheers

  • @gaba_goblin
    @gaba_goblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    PB hack: *make sure it's a secure lid first* then place the natural, separated PB on the counter UPSIDE DOWN overnight, by morning -- voila

  • @ThomasAndersonPhD
    @ThomasAndersonPhD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I watched Sam's doc, "Full Capacity". It was great! Go watch it!

    • @wolffygal9609
      @wolffygal9609 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Excellent! 👍

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks Sam

    • @jackfranks7160
      @jackfranks7160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So many cringe points I had to watch it in pieces. Also so many bad comics......

    • @charliec2966
      @charliec2966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought it stunk

    • @boosterbrosllc4681
      @boosterbrosllc4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My dick is raw from watching it so many times. Loved it!

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Driving this stand up lift on graveyard shift 6-6. Might have to sneak a cold brew on break while i’m listening to the pod. Let’s fuckin’ go boys!!

  • @1feloniouspunk
    @1feloniouspunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Great ep! Love how Sam tells Mark "I appreciate the swings you're taking."

  • @GeneBurnett
    @GeneBurnett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Marky gets the first out loud laugh for me with "We might be gay..."

    • @Dino_Medici
      @Dino_Medici 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahah missed that

  • @paulyboy2965
    @paulyboy2965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Favorite podcast out right now for sure

  • @LeeGHThomas
    @LeeGHThomas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Holy hell sams dangerfield impression is always funny, but god damn that “I hope he pulls it out he’s been pegging me for weeks” comment had me crying. So off the cuff and completely overlooked.

  • @funky_features51
    @funky_features51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the working out of the bits ! Gives us a great dive into the true struggle and interest that joke writing brings

  • @jorgeluna5875
    @jorgeluna5875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love it when dark normand makes a appearance lol 😂 hilarious

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ll say this about Rodney Dangerfield: he was great in Natural Born Killers.

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love catching the accidental (?) shots Mark indirectly takes at Joe. List is forever talking about his "best friend" and here when that comes up Mark's like "what are you 8?!".

  • @tay8130
    @tay8130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Marks "we might be gay!" Line was perfect😂

  • @jacobwhorrall6539
    @jacobwhorrall6539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Marks reaction to Sam's classical music comment. Wins the whole episode.

  • @rio9503
    @rio9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I stumbled upon Sam about a month ago. He is definitely in my top five of comedians out right now. Very funny. Great podcast, gentlemen.

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally watch this on repeat

  • @cb7pwn
    @cb7pwn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best Damn show, comedy wise, out there. Makes me happy for 90 mins

  • @andrewbright4988
    @andrewbright4988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the show. I just want all the comics to know we totally get you all can only hang out with other comics. You could make a hour long montage of comics mentioning that on pods.

  • @KevinC1990
    @KevinC1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fastest 90 minutes of my life.. could listen to these gays all day

  • @dinibo
    @dinibo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I share Mark's love of soft foods. Smooth for life baby!

  • @stuhiggins6065
    @stuhiggins6065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If Sam doesn’t name his next special “prison creamy”, we will riot

  • @ku______
    @ku______ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New favourite pod!

  • @adamgardener8624
    @adamgardener8624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like Sam's Dangerfield impression. I want a full ep where he does the impression the whole time. I like it!

  • @kable1114
    @kable1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    these dudes crack me up like no other. i fucking love these guys.

  • @MYkeyS
    @MYkeyS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam literally acted like he didn't memorize everything Matt Damon said while he was on GQ breaking down his most iconic roles. lolz

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I use “Hey Buddy” for all my nieces and nephews. Exactly because I feel it’s childlike when I say it. The kids like it haha.

  • @davidandronico3887
    @davidandronico3887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love this pod

  • @ryanmcauliffe5347
    @ryanmcauliffe5347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hes all shoulders, hes like a scarecrow... So funny. I dunno if that's a fresh take or a knife in his back pocket. But that's great.

  • @stephenruiz8127
    @stephenruiz8127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Man you ever see blind people in New York, you're like Wow, you're like on the hardest blind level. You're in Manhattan blind, are you nuts. You gotta get on a train, you gotta watch out for city bikes, the homeless, it's insane!" LMFAO

  • @maxlevine100
    @maxlevine100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mark has the best local news appearance ever

  • @brentulstad3275
    @brentulstad3275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even though the culture of comedy has radically shifted there's gonna be another "unique enigma" type individual who gradually gets revealed and rises up again. The Emo Phillips, Andy Kaufman, Norm Macdonald . . . . There's plenty of comics who may attempt to be that thing but of course once you're "trying" then you've failed. It's gotta come naturally and theyre hard to see from a distance but utterly undeniable once they arrive.

  • @floodtheland
    @floodtheland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark, the movie about a bored mobster in witness protection who starts a crime wave in rural middle America - 'My Blue Heaven' with Steve Martin, Rick Moranis, and Joan Cusack. One of my favorite Steve Martin movies.

  • @davidlericain
    @davidlericain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Crunchy peanut butter is a god damn land mine for people with less than perfect teeth.

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very tall guy who played bball all my life and my neck and back always have had problems, I totally feel you Sam

  • @johnygimo
    @johnygimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    such a great ep! loved that clssical music was like the drake and biebers of their time hahahahahaha that has got to be a bit

  • @geneinpennsylvania
    @geneinpennsylvania 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark loved the T shirt, I’m getting one PEACE

  • @matthewmiller2209
    @matthewmiller2209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Creamy is definitely better and I love your shirt

  • @wolffygal9609
    @wolffygal9609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Beats By Dre”...😂😂😂

  • @blackbluestudio6338
    @blackbluestudio6338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved the exit music also.

  • @petermozuraitis5219
    @petermozuraitis5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys are taking off !!

  • @budruski
    @budruski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love it fatties! I really look forward to you guys!

  • @huntertague2266
    @huntertague2266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Smooth peanut butter all day

  • @danielvila7318
    @danielvila7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Quit booze for sober October but I'm still here for this podcast

    • @BookerT69
      @BookerT69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🧚🏿‍♂️

    • @danielvila7318
      @danielvila7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BookerT69 found the alcoholic

    • @BookerT69
      @BookerT69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielvila7318 🧚🏿‍♂️

    • @danielvila7318
      @danielvila7318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BookerT69 lmao alright buddy don't drive unless it's off a cliff

  • @Clandestino21
    @Clandestino21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol I can’t with that T-shirt 😂😂😂. “ gay Dracula “ lol 😂

  • @adamgardener8624
    @adamgardener8624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fxxing LOVE this damn theme song SO MUCH !!!

  • @BookerT69
    @BookerT69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    28:04 absolutely destroyed the little black 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @gmoon7719
    @gmoon7719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sam:”I don’t like telling lies on the podcast”
    Mark: tugs earlobe and adjusts collar nervously

  • @michaelgoldstein8959
    @michaelgoldstein8959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey!, finally I get to catch one of these moments after upload...
    Also I'm starting to come around on the theme song

  • @firesidefire
    @firesidefire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, you guys need to start a standup commentary segment of the show like people do for sports podcasts. I know you’re reading this Mark!

  • @HBinnie1
    @HBinnie1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @1:14:22 Mark needs to call his buddy Seinfeld, who produced The Marriage Ref

  • @que_sera_sarah_85
    @que_sera_sarah_85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Goodness was Sam born an old in control man w/no embarrassing life experiences lol 😄? Mark your stories are very relatable to those awkward life moments.
    PS smooth peanut butter always!

  • @scottruhl4710
    @scottruhl4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Saw Bruce Bruce live and he fires off one joke after another, I couldn't catch my breath.

  • @fun_and_james
    @fun_and_james 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the punchline is "fine I'll play along captain Steve"

  • @catherinegilliam4202
    @catherinegilliam4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like I’m going to Hell for laughing at some of the things these two say 😂🤣

  • @parisleonard601
    @parisleonard601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need sal and pimp to do a podcast. Behind the curtain type stuff.

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Boston part has to be poop to represent the chocolate.

  • @reallyharsh
    @reallyharsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:03 "he's a ginger" 🤣

  • @marcwhite3087
    @marcwhite3087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is a vampire named RALPH in movie called Rockula!

  • @laxmania4
    @laxmania4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good rec Mark. I’ll do you one better. Loose the shampoo and only ever condition when you feel like you need too. Just rinse and clean with your hands and water maybe a little soap if it gets really grimy but shampoo kills all the good natural oils that most people destroy daily and end up losing the health of their hair.

  • @kforkunt2760
    @kforkunt2760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best podcast

  • @kevharris7675
    @kevharris7675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The tag line on sam’s captain and transgender bit should be “when all is said and done both end up scarred and missing a peace of themselves”

  • @wigmaster7894
    @wigmaster7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    they already made the movie about the mob guy that moves out to the sticks in the sopranos when the gay guy flees to New Hampshire

  • @holyworm
    @holyworm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see the Savage brothers finally got a podcast.

  • @isaiahleal2905
    @isaiahleal2905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We might be gay
    Lmao fuckin mark is too funny

  • @ArtyTaylor
    @ArtyTaylor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love you guys! FYI: "Sea word" is a joke on Arrested Development.

  • @AshkonHobooti
    @AshkonHobooti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sammy, lookin sharp. Love it.

    • @sogoodgolf
      @sogoodgolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that fit is nice

  • @rfcocola123
    @rfcocola123 ปีที่แล้ว

    "We might be gayyy. " LMAO

  • @marcoramos4873
    @marcoramos4873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Start your Sunday evening fellas. Cheers!

  • @thomascranston205
    @thomascranston205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Seaward

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's funny about losing track of episode number 🤣

  • @Samurai_79
    @Samurai_79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good ep

  • @budlybeerburgler8083
    @budlybeerburgler8083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only thing the juice and alcohol have in common, loose bowels

  • @devandechants3453
    @devandechants3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:43 the version i always heard as a black kid growing up was "why do black guys love redheads so much? cuz ginger in an anagram for the N-word."

  • @tonyalder8037
    @tonyalder8037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Becoming a captain is working up to authority and respect.
    Becoming a women has the opposite effect
    (According to society)

  • @scottruhl4710
    @scottruhl4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woot!

  • @TPilly
    @TPilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In 30 years no one has ever asked me to call them captain. That’s a terrible “joke” that has zero basis in reality

  • @primurph
    @primurph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No true butter is crunchy .

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Creamy peanut butter Mark?! That’s socialism

  • @jdr956
    @jdr956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Glad to be here, creamy and slightly gay

  • @AffectiveApe
    @AffectiveApe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    even your shit episodes are good, keep it rollin babyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @TheDJOblivion
    @TheDJOblivion 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Best advice I've ever heard for not fighting in relationships, for men, is don't say/do/treat her in a way you would do to your best friend. This is invaluable for possessive/overprotective dudes, just imagine how weird it would be if you asked your homeboy who he was going to hangout with, or asked him not to talk to someone else. Lol

  • @vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390
    @vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spinach, kale, leafy greens are high in oxalates which causes PAINFUL kidney stones!!!

  • @kjnewell7243
    @kjnewell7243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m only here for Normand. Check out Tuesdays with stories.

  • @Leanrm99
    @Leanrm99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sangria doesn't mean blood in spanish, sangre means blood in spanish.

  • @guybehindtheguy.
    @guybehindtheguy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mazel, queefs!

  • @nicks6657
    @nicks6657 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Commenting for algorithm
    WHY'S YOU SHIRT SAY GAY DRACULA! 😆 LOL

  • @reallyharsh
    @reallyharsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:20:46 that's why mark's the better comedian

    • @skeptical4446
      @skeptical4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Give Normand some credit. Hes not just a shock jock

  • @Frozen_Bean
    @Frozen_Bean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Where did mark get that shirt? I want one.

  • @justgoodmediaco
    @justgoodmediaco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The SS Sea Word is fucking hilarious

  • @bentleypizza
    @bentleypizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Triple Sec. sweet orange flavor

  • @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664
    @thewalkingdunning-krugeref9664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Maybe a captain not being a stigma is a good distinction to draw. There's no "captainphobic" people out there.

  • @MartyTheZebraa
    @MartyTheZebraa ปีที่แล้ว

    Gonna keep commenting until this song is back

  • @danev2001
    @danev2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I googled Gay Dracula before they brought it up🤣