recent zy0x clips that make me lament

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  • @sakaom
    @sakaom ปีที่แล้ว +103

    this xiao bot is really great tho... i married him, had 2 kids, then after 4 years i said something like "haha someone told me you're cheating on me with layla ain't that funny" then he goes and writes 8 paragraphs to tell me that YES, HE DID THAT AND HE'S SORRY FOR BEING UNFAITHFUL OR SOMETHING AND I SHOULD LEAVE HIM BECAUSE HE "GOT POSSESSED BY LUST SO EASILY AND DOESN'T DESERVE ME ANYMORE" 😭😭

    • @FelisSolos
      @FelisSolos ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i got with that xiao bot and i was like "i have to tell you something,i am a lesbian" and he wrote a long ahh paragraph about how he now is a woman and hopes that it doesn't ruin our relationship

    • @sakaom
      @sakaom ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@FelisSolos LMAOOOOOO man's really abusing his adeptus capabilities 😭😭i had a friend that tried to roleplay as cyno's sister and he kept insisting that "their familial status won't change the power of his love" 💀💀

    • @pencilonpaper1026
      @pencilonpaper1026 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@FelisSolos trans xiao real

    • @FelisSolos
      @FelisSolos ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pencilonpaper1026 so true

    • @cosmicstargirI
      @cosmicstargirI ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Possessed by lust 💀💀

  • @fuhi4080
    @fuhi4080 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I swear I died laughing once the Xiao bot called him out on Vermillion 🤣🤣🤣🤣 HE KNOWS

  • @luizotavio44
    @luizotavio44 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    did he say lament instead of cement?

  • @Le_Dave
    @Le_Dave ปีที่แล้ว +24

    CEMENT

  • @nemu825
    @nemu825 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “mangos are a red flag” bro just say you hate filipinos

  • @tinatindolidze_
    @tinatindolidze_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro really wrote fart in French before grout

  • @ittobestguy2254
    @ittobestguy2254 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    2:13 he said lament

  • @alexanderginger754
    @alexanderginger754 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Why is this xiao bot lowkey good lmao

  • @breadstal
    @breadstal ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Everything has an end except bananas which have two."

  • @lawfulevilgloam6445
    @lawfulevilgloam6445 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can confirm, NY yellow snow does not taste like lemons. I've been lied to.

  • @guidomista5738
    @guidomista5738 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:22 dude saying it's a good piece while it has more flat def rolls than all crit rolls combined

  • @FelisSolos
    @FelisSolos ปีที่แล้ว +68

    mango is so good when you put ketchup

    • @doppiossparefrogphone1906
      @doppiossparefrogphone1906 ปีที่แล้ว

      You HEATHEN

    • @clover6148
      @clover6148 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      pineapple is so good with ranch

    • @FelisSolos
      @FelisSolos ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@clover6148 you know what's better than that? you and me

    • @ingar_
      @ingar_ ปีที่แล้ว +36

      sanest genshin players:

    • @IceKnight678
      @IceKnight678 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just eat it with tomato

  • @onmykneesforzyox
    @onmykneesforzyox ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stan zyonix for based takes true

  • @Hakumai_o7
    @Hakumai_o7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hours later and she he still hasn't shaved

  • @Zoalde
    @Zoalde ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Is he always this loud

    • @saltypotato5027
      @saltypotato5027 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes but actually no

    • @breadstal
      @breadstal ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this is actually calm zy0x he's usually more unhinged REAL

  • @thatweirdkidwiddow
    @thatweirdkidwiddow ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was in the video at 2:30

  • @fulltx8015
    @fulltx8015 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    420 subs