Stugotz saying we are the Trojans is so dumb....we my ass...he is such a fraud knicks fan new York bred transplant who happens to live and work in miami...thank God his mets rangers Knicks and jets have given him 0 titles to root for in the modern era ...1 since the 80's...he can suck it ...5 losses in finals
I listen to this whenever the "noise" around Lebron gets way to ridiculous. Reminds me that the gas bags don't know anything and they just want to create content .
This was f*#@#ng HILARIOUS!!!! I didn't expect it when I first heard it live. It caught me off guard, but this was the most memorable of rants I'd ever heard. Much props Le Betard!! Oh,.....GO HEAT 2014!!!!
That handle all came about when Dan & Stu Gotz (dude laughin in background), had George (the Animal ) Steel on his show, and "the Animal" called him Levitz, instead of Lebatard by mistake. LOL. So StuGotz always calls him Levitz during these rants. Hillarious!
Don't comment if you didn't watch the game. The whole reason why they sagged off lebron/wade was because he didn't want to slash and rather have them shoot mid range jumpers. It worked up until game 7. If those two guys are making those shots, it's over. You get on tight, they blow by. You sag off, they shoot the easy jumper. If you noticed the adjustment made by spoelstra, they stopped helping bosh against duncan to lock down on the shooters.
im from boston I LOVE THESE RANTS id pay for em thats how good they are - u have cowboys we have cocaine cowboys-u pop-a-vich we pop a molly - i never seen any1 gag like that since 2 girls 1cup
At the same time, some bandwagon fans will forever stick around forever as fans. I was about 13 when Shaq came to Miami and he was the reason I started watching the NBA and following the Heat closely. Even after he left, I stayed a HUGE fan of the Heat and NBA in general. Every fanbase has bandwagoners. I don't see why some people hate on them. It's natural for more people to be more interested when the team is as great as the Heat are right now.
I was actually rooting for the Spurs, but this epic rant makes Miami winning worth it. If we get a rant like this from Le Batard every time the Heat win the NBA Finals, I will root for them every year.
I remember how the media acted like this was a real disrespectful thing to Michelle Beadle and other media people…I didn’t get the show back in 2013…but thankfully I Do now
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Watching this in 2019 and still the best rant of all time
Would kill for video of Dan's red, sweaty face as he's delivering this.
Fat too
"Joel Anthony has as many rings as Wilt Chamberlain" - Best part.
+FlashNumba3 jarvis varnado has more rings than barkley ewing reggie miller......karl malone stockton...want me to continue...iverson nash....
Asmosis Jones No we don’t want you to continue
The best part was the Virgin Islands thing 😂😂😂
"You have a quaint boat that takes nice tourists down the riverwalk... we have a Bang Bus."
Classic.
God i wish there radio show was on tv when he did this lol
"America runs on Duncan. Diaw runs to Dunkin." HILARIOUS
2014. Come on. I need one more of these.
"Norris Cole has two titles in two NBA years.. BILL RUSSELL HE'S COMING TO GET YA!" LMAO this may be the best rant ever
Still gold in 2019/2020
And still in 2021!
😂😂😂 still funny 4 years later
Shane battier simply can't play ..haaaaaaahahhahaahhaha
Stugotz saying we are the Trojans is so dumb....we my ass...he is such a fraud knicks fan new York bred transplant who happens to live and work in miami...thank God his mets rangers Knicks and jets have given him 0 titles to root for in the modern era ...1 since the 80's...he can suck it ...5 losses in finals
I listen to this whenever the "noise" around Lebron gets way to ridiculous.
Reminds me that the gas bags don't know anything and they just want to create content .
ltachi526 Coochie* dawg haha
If only ESPN could play this.
"We have a million ANTONIOOOOOSSSSS!!!!!"
This was f*#@#ng HILARIOUS!!!! I didn't expect it when I first heard it live. It caught me off guard, but this was the most memorable of rants I'd ever heard. Much props Le Betard!! Oh,.....GO HEAT 2014!!!!
"LEBRON PULLED OUT HIS EVA-DONG-ORIA AND OUI OUI ALL OVER YOUR DREAMS!" Best rant ever!
End of an era. LeBatard is the GOAT
"remember the a la mode !" real tears were shed
"We have a bang bus" GOAT
The Eva Dongoria line is far and away the best line on this imo. Still fucking funny in 2022 Go Heat!
Im watching this in 2020 !!! Just love it
Love this. Need more
YOU HAVE A POPOVICH, WE POP THAT COOCHIE LMAO
Clutch this!!!!!!!!!
Still funny in 2018
" we almost lost the marlins to your city, ok you got us on that one " LMFAO!!!!!!!! XDD
If you listen to Dan's show/you're from south Florida you know this is all in good fun. Absolutely hilarious stuff.
TIM DUNCAN IS FROM THE VIRGIN ISLANDS
WHEN LeBRON GETS DONE PARTYING THERE IT'S JUST GONNA BE CALLED "THE ISLANDS"
Dan needs to make another one for this years clippers blown 3-1
Duncan.....DONE...CAN'T. This Rant was Epic, lol.
Danny Greene thought the series was 5 games LOL LOL LOL
If I could like this video a thousand times I would. Can't get tired of this.
thanks for sharing!
You got a Popovich! We Pop a Molly!
Love these by Dan... Give it to me Again!!!
Still laughing at this in 2022!
That handle all came about when Dan & Stu Gotz (dude laughin in background), had George (the Animal ) Steel on his show, and "the Animal" called him Levitz, instead of Lebatard by mistake.
LOL. So StuGotz always calls him Levitz during these rants. Hillarious!
Ten years later n this is STILL FUNNY AS HELL
This was truly a moment in time! Lol
Papi signing off was crazy!
i want this to happen again!
Again AGAIN
This is just all kinds of awesome.
THE #GOAT OF ALL RANTS
Eat it!
Eat more of it!
Eat it with sauce!
Comételo!!
Eat it with “mayo-ness!!”
Eat it with salsa!!
Eat it all!!
These are hilarious. Honestly, these rants are worth the heat winning.
I had to come back to the good times
Forever Legendary ish 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he couldn’t miss on these rants
That was awesome!
Perfection. #History #GiveitToMeAGAIN
of course Spurs fans coming to mock us, hey of Im concerned the Heat will always be the reason the Spurs will never be undefeated in the finals
I don't care who you're a fan of, these bits are gold!
"Norris Cole has 2 titles in 2 NBA years. Bill Russell, he is coming to get you!"
Excellent!!!!Dan Le Batard is at it again!!!
Don't comment if you didn't watch the game. The whole reason why they sagged off lebron/wade was because he didn't want to slash and rather have them shoot mid range jumpers. It worked up until game 7. If those two guys are making those shots, it's over. You get on tight, they blow by. You sag off, they shoot the easy jumper. If you noticed the adjustment made by spoelstra, they stopped helping bosh against duncan to lock down on the shooters.
That's right because the Lakers went seven games with San Antonio and won the 2013 NBA Finals. Wait. The Lakers barely made into the playoffs.
Watching in 2021!
Best Rant!!!!!
As a SPURS fan I can appreciate this.
This is fucking funny
"We have a bang bus" lol
That was awesome
Lebron is sitting 3 seats away from his current teammates on the Lakers.......
Funny how the media doesn't change even years later.
"Joel Anthony has as many rings as Dr. J".......lmao
MASTERFUL
Does anybody know what the background music is called?
Still hilarious 7 years later
This is EPIC
greatness
I was in tears when I heard that.
me too! when they were like "in 20 years Norris Cole is gonna be giving out finals MVP trophies" that got me so much too!
THe Pop lines and the Union line make this rant lol....flippin hilarious
this is to good true heat fan
Most Epic Rant Ever
This video belongs in the Smithsonian. Cavs fan here with deep appreciation nearly 10 years later
So good
im from boston I LOVE THESE RANTS id pay for em thats how good they are - u have cowboys we have cocaine cowboys-u pop-a-vich we pop a molly - i never seen any1 gag like that since 2 girls 1cup
Epic!
THIS IS EPIC!!!!!!!!
EPIC!
Have you seen that video of Lakers vs Celtics from 2007(Pre-KG) where a bunch of people were cheering for Kobe at a Celtics home game?
At the same time, some bandwagon fans will forever stick around forever as fans. I was about 13 when Shaq came to Miami and he was the reason I started watching the NBA and following the Heat closely. Even after he left, I stayed a HUGE fan of the Heat and NBA in general.
Every fanbase has bandwagoners. I don't see why some people hate on them. It's natural for more people to be more interested when the team is as great as the Heat are right now.
anyone know the music in the background???
Epic... Just epic..
I love song
Papi’s part is the best!!! “Eat it wit salsa” 😂🤣😭😭😭
I was actually rooting for the Spurs, but this epic rant makes Miami winning worth it. If we get a rant like this from Le Batard every time the Heat win the NBA Finals, I will root for them every year.
Who’s here before we play the Nuggets tomorrow? Give it to me!!!!!! Again again
one of the things I love about the Heat winning is lebatard's rant.
Dan LeBatard is one of my favorite analysts. Very cerebral. Wasn't aware he did comedic bits. Will check out his show
Great choice right? Lol
Love how this is recommended in 2023. Heat over nuggets
Epic
Joel Anthony has as many rings as Wilt Chamberlain enough said lol.
Give it to me AAAAAGAAAAAINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
"I haven't seen anyone gag that bad since 2 girls 1 cup." lol
Danny green broke ray allen's record, ray allen broke danny greens heart
"We almost lost the Marlins to your city!...OK, you got us on that one..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This was the goat year.
she is a huge spurs fan and actually started out as a reporter for the team i think, but her dad and brothers were at the games
This is AMAZING! Lmfaooo
I remember how the media acted like this was a real disrespectful thing to Michelle Beadle and other media people…I didn’t get the show back in 2013…but thankfully I Do now
This is fucking phenomenal.
LIKE just for "Danny Green thought it was best of 5" LMFAO
GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN!!!!
He cray cray.