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@@mikepalmer1971 do we add jurors to this idea? I mean that $5 says we should be responsible for it too, right!? Seriously, I do not think this idea is the best overall. A better suggestion, rotate the judges out by not sustaining them on the ballot!!!
@@karltaylor6616 No a jury is a group of your peers dude. You completely miss the point. They go by the info given them. When false info or info is held back they cannot help that.
@@tin2001 Nah, she plead no-contest to some road rage charges. No jail time but definitely not wrongful arrest. Yareni Rios-Gonzalez is her name if you want to read more about it.
I support the police but no sense in additional funding if prosecutors are just letting the criminals go. I think at this point it might make more sense to just let the community to continue ending each other. Sounds like in his second episode he took one of the players off the board.
Ummm…it’s a little bit worse than that. They released him, and then he said expired someone. They released a violent criminal…and it literally cost a life. Police chase in April 2023. Homicide in December 2023.
@@Blink_____ Correct, no one was badly hurt. He also literally prevented the possibility of a much worse accident somewhere else. There's a thing called "acceptable risk" which very much applies here.
@@Blink_____ if he was a regular citizen, following road laws he would have not spun out and crashed, would he? take into consideration the laws he breaks too pal.
I was a rural K9 handler for seven years. The only reason our dog stayed working was I ate a LOT of training expense. Improvised training exercises etc. An incident like this will cost departments their K9 programs. Donuts fundraising is probably waaayyy more beneficial than even he knows. He worked in a dept with a better budget. K9’s are really crucial tools unless they suck,then they’re huge liabilities
Curious, how _does_ a dog know who is a cop and who is the bad guy? They can't learn all police uniforms, or to recognize badges. In this case the guy was standing by the target car and then made like he was going to run. Is that really the dogs fault? How do they know a State Trooper uniform from a city cop? What about plainclothes? Or is it the handlers job to make sure the target is clearly understood? In which case it's still not the dogs fault. Or failing maybe would be a better term, clearly it's not his "fault", he can only do what he can do.
@@justforever96you literally just said it. The dog recognizes the department’s uniforms. and can also see that the handler is unbothered by the people around them.
I think people don't understand just how much an entry level trained police K9 costs. The minimum is probably around 20-30k. That's how much the dog costs with a little bit of training. I've seen high quality dogs go for 150-300k. You still have to keep up with training, maintenance, medical, food, etc. It ain't cheap
@@finchrum836 I would rather I get into a lower speed accident rather than killed in an intersection. I wouldn’t blame trailblazer if it happened to me. Best of a bad situation.
@@finchrum836 he didn't necessarily cause that, the Infiniti decided to drive off the road. Infiniti tried to turn back on the road and over steered which caused him to spin, the Infiniti could/should have stopped. not a good off-road vehicle unless u get the awd and lift it (his was neither). although yes it most likely wouldn't have happened like that if he didn't try to stop him, but whos to say that he wouldn't have crashed there anyways or got into a worse one that would have actually seriously injured or killed someone. wouldn't be happy if it was my car still lol.
Their enthusiasm for "smelling drugs" also isn't limited by procedure or policy, it's almost like animals, who cannot testify in court, cannot and should not be used as law enforcement.
@@squidmissile750NO, what's really disgusting is the fact this guy was let out of jail and then put everyone on the road at risk. You should ask those people that got hit by the criminal, how they feel.
The most effective and least damaging action taken to stop this criminal was done by a Citizen in their own vehicle... That guy must have been visiting Florida from somewhere out of State.
Tbh im not sure if that driver was trying to block the dude or if they were trying to pull to the shoulder to give the squad space to squeeze down the center of the road once others also move. It's lucky it all worked out because that could because been super sad if someone genuinely just trying to get out of the way for emergency vehicles ended up being injured or injuring someone else completely on accident. It's such a hilariously perfect addition to this shitshow though i gotta say 😂
I'm pretty certain he just noticed the flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror and moved to the side of the road, since ya know.. the law and stuff.
I learned while still a teen that if you barely escape some disaster, take that sigh of releif AFTER you're really sure that the moment has passed,- and even then, don't let your gaurd down. IDK if they come in threes, but they do seem to enjoy company. I suspect that the majority of tragedies occur when the victim thought they dodged a bullet.
According to the Escambia County clerk of courts, he was released paid bond for $67,500 through a bondsman ($6750 to get out). The following month he was issued an FTA warrant and had his bond revoked. 👍
His only awareness was for the cops, he had no intention of blocking. His move to the right was slow and smooth. He heard/saw the lights and sirens and went to pull to the right like a good driver would.
@@jdd1979You are exactly right! Dude was listening to Kenny Loggins and didn’t even see the guy trying to get around him. He just saw the cops and moved over.
4:47 civilian did a better block then the cops 😅 edit sorry 4:40.10 my bad guys didn’t know I had to be so specific for y’all to understand what part of the video I’m talking about lol
@maolcogi that is entirely possible. id like to think the driver activity tried to help. so, although I admit no evidence, I chose to believe it was intentional to help.
@@incontinentmind7330Crash or no crash, it still ended up stopping the suspect at a low enough speed that likely won't be causing injuries to anyone. I don't know if it was deliberate or if he was pulling over after hearing the sirens, but holy hell that was just chef's kiss levels of perfection.
This is one of the funniest we have seen in some time. The sheer chaos of it. You just couldn't make it up! The entire process looked like a huge turd sandwich. Dogs biting cops, cops ramming cops, cops almost splatting partners, dog running in the wrong direction, truck not hitting the perp, dog finally finding perp and turning him into a screaming dog chew. We barely believed your explanation at the start, but then sat there laughing out loud. I've recently had abdominal surgery, and I was holding onto my belly. My husband was laughing so hard he sounded like he was choking. Such a pity that after all that, the perp POS got to walk. WTF? And didn't get sentenced by Semi to the forever box.
@@WayStedYouthey’re not untrained you fool or else they wouldn’t be out on duty has your dog if you have one ever mistakenly bit you by accident? Shit happens training has zero to do with that
Theory: the cop that got nommed volunteers to be the tackling dummy in the bite suit? "I know that smell, I get treats for making that smell fall down and scream" is very valid dog logic. Also, Florida Highway Patrol really is Florida men with badges and guns. If it didn't get a little supertrooper I'd be surprised.
I've been the guy in the carpet suit when I was Air Force Security Forces. We call it "catching the dog." And oh yeah, those dogs absolutely remember that you're their favorite chew toy. Lucky for me dogs really freaking like me, so no out of carpet suit bites. But when I came around most of our patrol dogs would get really keyed in and/or happy.
I also thought he's done bitework. He was calm and caught him with the arm like he's done it before. Sadly no bite suit. I hope his arm is ok. I know another cop who had to retire when he got bit during Swat training.
Hey Donut. Just a quick little story. The dog I was assigned to. Was an ex-sentry dog. That had been retrained and classified as a Patrol Dog. Basically, a patrol dog worked off commands. And could be called off an attack. Where a Sentry Dog. Was bite anybody anytime. That may include you. 2:32 And you may have to physically “choke” him until he released. Thank goodness he didn't forget very often.
Another commenter had a theory that the cop in question might volunteer to wear the bite suit when the department does K9 training, meaning the dogs would associate his smell with being rewarded for biting him.
@@Tim.NavVet.EN2 maybe it was you, I've seen a few comments touching on it so far. Problem is I've already exited the video page. I can't go back and see the comments in the order they were at the time, so there's no way for me to check. Sorry.
@@theKashConnoisseur I doubt, seriously doubt, that I was the only one to think about that! Limited training (especially due to Defund IDIOCY) has consequences!!!
@@NachosElectric Corralation does not equal causation. He is a looser, but ppl who smoke weed are not necessarily losers. Your comment is as dumb as "people driving cars are losers"
I remember watching John break this down on ASP. I've been wondering ever since then when we'd finally get a hilarious breakdown of it from you. Thank you for delivering.
OMG! I'm a cop and that was freaking hilarious! A comedy of errors! 😂😂😂 Hope the cop that got bit was ok. Those K9s ain"t no joke when they bite. Saw a dude scream like a five year old girl one time when a K9 drug him out from under a trailer. The dog in the video definitely had some issues. Maybe it was just new and needed some more training . It was a great Reaction - you had me rolling! 😂
Not all police dogs are created equal. There's a lot of shady companies out there selling "trained dogs" that cost our cities millions because they end up biting old ladies or the first kid they come across when they're loosed. There's no standard, and someone needs to speak up and break the blue wall of silence on these garbage breeders/trainers. Most of them don't get outed because they're "ex-military" (which no real vet says, they'd use the MOC or afcc, or army code whatever for k9 handler, or ex cop)
I think the dog never had target lock on the suspect and was told to bite - so he elected to bite the closest target, which is exactly what the dog was told to do. As far as the second deployment, that was not great at all.
I would have thought those dogs were trained to recognize uniformed officers as non threatening, I guess not. Or maybe this one was just having a bad day and got caught up the madness??
You mean "Meat Seeker"! I wonder if the bit cop was the guy in the protective suit during the dog's training....... hence the dog going for him. Once again more training needed under Properly Certified People!
This was probably the opus video for me... a genuine masterpiece... you can't write comedy this good! And your reactions were hilarious and awesome... This is truly one of your greatest hits...
I look forward to the day they actually start holding judges accountable for repeat offenders and what ever crime the commit subsequent to their unlawful release.
The trick is matching the DA and judges up with the cases and criminals. The press is supposed to do that for us , BUT NO. That would be expecting the press to inform the public.
This video is insane. Everyone jokes about, "Oh, this person is living real-life GTA." This is the first time I ever truly felt that. I watched it like ten times and was crying laughing.
"Bork-Bork goes full Frank Castle" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 PLEASE tell me that there is an archive of the top funniest shit ever said on the interwebs.. THIS just won top seed!!!
7:51 WHEW LAD. For anyone that's never seen what happens when an 80,000lb truck traveling at 80mph hits a human bouncy toy, it can best be described as a pink-red mist of flesh and giblets. It's about 17 million ft lbs of energy hitting the body. For reference, a .50 BMG out of an M2 is about 12,000 ft lbs.
Not sure if you do a whole lot of updates but I seen that Houston police Sargent who was ambushed and shot 14 times and still filled in the bad guy. I see a video on him in a restaurant and a man was giving a speech for him and they raised 80k for the man. Thought you guys might wanna hear that he’s doing as well as someone being shot 14 times and being able to move all on his own.
I'm surprised they were able to raise money, must've been a local thing; I know GoFundMe and a few other "charity" based sites would've shut down the charity, as they do pretty much all the time for injured police officers. Regardless, I'm glad to hear he is doing ok.
I remember watching this a couple weeks ago and dying from laughter. I had to explain it to my family but instead we all sat down and watched it after dinner for a good laugh.
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as my mother always said stuff around and find out exactly what happened
Once he was on the ground, I couldn’t tell if that was the guy or the dog whining 😂
That was two different dogs. First one was a Doberman.
We should start holding DA's and Judges responsible for the action of anyone they release without bail
As well as being responsible for imprisoning people that are not guilty.
@@mikepalmer1971 do we add jurors to this idea? I mean that $5 says we should be responsible for it too, right!?
Seriously, I do not think this idea is the best overall. A better suggestion, rotate the judges out by not sustaining them on the ballot!!!
It's called voting.
@@karltaylor6616 No a jury is a group of your peers dude. You completely miss the point. They go by the info given them. When false info or info is held back they cannot help that.
Prisons are full, we need to start taxing the rich to be able to afford more prisons!
dog didn’t know wtf he was doing but was having a great time doing it 😂
Lmao him frolicking around by the freeway right by the perp was hilarious.
That dog probably sat in a car for hours so it was happy as hell to get some running for the day
Came to comments to say this
He was just happy to be included
It was two different dogs that didn’t have a clue 😅
Dog: ‘I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ll be damned if I don’t do SOMETHING.’
❤ Gud doggy 🐕 😮❤
🤣 Oh that's a good one!
This shit is the funniest thing I’ve seen lol. Everyone including the dog was acting like it was their first day on the job 🤣🤣🤣
"For the first time today he is in a safe environment." Unless a train comes by, or an acorn falls onto the squad car.
At least the acorn criminal and this guy appear to have actual crimes... Wasn't the woman in the train track thing a wrongful arrest too?
Jeeesus I forgot about the train! What a shitshow that was, thx for the reminder!
Or the cop drives into a lake while texting and leaves him handcuffed in the back.
... I'm sorry, but I'm failing to see the downside to that last one Dethmeister.
@@tin2001 Nah, she plead no-contest to some road rage charges. No jail time but definitely not wrongful arrest.
Yareni Rios-Gonzalez is her name if you want to read more about it.
That dog isnt stupid, he knows the times we are in. He doesnt want to be labeled as racist.
I could tell by the way he looked around he knew there was a white supremacist close by who was surely to blame for this misunderstanding.
@@stephenhood2948 MARRY me!!! 😆
Yeah, I mean he's a GERMAN shepherd Right!
You mean…Nazi shepherd.
@@Green_clust3r Was the officer Jewish? 🤔
That furry missile was pissed because he got shorted on treats. 😂😂😂😂
I’m pissed for it as well. The doggo’s deserve all the treat’o’s
I don't know... it looks like the dog was the only one having a good time in all this.
The dogs hate it when you fake the throw
@@even1313I was thinking the same thing- everyone else is losing their minds and the bork bork is frolicking and gnawing whoever looks tasty 🥰
Its a fur missile. A FURRY missile is….. degeneracy.
He’s standing in the road with his hands up…watches the dog run right past him. I spit my coffee. 😂
Dude screaming like a banshee - "AwwhhhhAwwhhhhh!!!"
Officer - "Shut up!"
🤣
That was so damn funny 😁
I thought that was the dog!!
Lmao
A little girly banshee.
Meanwhile they're calling the dog a good boy and giving him pats. lol
That dog running circles around the suspect like “where did he go George, where did he go?” 😂
lmao😂
Tell me bout the rabbit.🤣
In The voice of the chubby electron guy “ nah he was just following the scent and triangulated it to that guy and then he bit the shit out of him”
😂😂
The amount of money spent to capture him and he's released immediately lmao
That's wild.
well, when you put it like that....
Many people talk about criminal justice system reform. It does need reform. It needs to get MUCH tougher.
I support the police but no sense in additional funding if prosecutors are just letting the criminals go. I think at this point it might make more sense to just let the community to continue ending each other. Sounds like in his second episode he took one of the players off the board.
Ummm…it’s a little bit worse than that.
They released him, and then he said expired someone.
They released a violent criminal…and it literally cost a life.
Police chase in April 2023.
Homicide in December 2023.
Dogs are the best! Such a happy fellow, like he was frolicking through a field of flowers!
I love that the civilian was the one to properly block him in lol
right? it was a great move, dude should be acknowledged for his quick thinking and risking his own vehicle and himself to stop a chase.
buy him a beer at least @@SpydersByte
@@SpydersByte literally caused the accident
@@Blink_____ Correct, no one was badly hurt. He also literally prevented the possibility of a much worse accident somewhere else.
There's a thing called "acceptable risk" which very much applies here.
@@Blink_____ if he was a regular citizen, following road laws he would have not spun out and crashed, would he?
take into consideration the laws he breaks too pal.
The "saw a ghost and stepped on a Lego at the same time" fucking killed me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
same here almost pissed myself lmfao
Yup same here and I have a tendency to laugh until I get a migraine. Oof!🤣🤣🤣😖
So YOU’RE the ghost!
I'm a father of three children. Survivor of several TICs with Legos... That remark made me relive my experiences!
@@daerdevvyl4314🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was a rural K9 handler for seven years. The only reason our dog stayed working was I ate a LOT of training expense. Improvised training exercises etc. An incident like this will cost departments their K9 programs. Donuts fundraising is probably waaayyy more beneficial than even he knows. He worked in a dept with a better budget. K9’s are really crucial tools unless they suck,then they’re huge liabilities
Curious, how _does_ a dog know who is a cop and who is the bad guy? They can't learn all police uniforms, or to recognize badges. In this case the guy was standing by the target car and then made like he was going to run. Is that really the dogs fault? How do they know a State Trooper uniform from a city cop? What about plainclothes? Or is it the handlers job to make sure the target is clearly understood? In which case it's still not the dogs fault. Or failing maybe would be a better term, clearly it's not his "fault", he can only do what he can do.
behaviors. theyres a dynamic
@@justforever96you literally just said it. The dog recognizes the department’s uniforms. and can also see that the handler is unbothered by the people around them.
shit just sometimes happens. it will always work things out in the end, good or bad.
I think people don't understand just how much an entry level trained police K9 costs. The minimum is probably around 20-30k. That's how much the dog costs with a little bit of training. I've seen high quality dogs go for 150-300k. You still have to keep up with training, maintenance, medical, food, etc. It ain't cheap
I like the fact that the suspect used his blinker to pass the semi on the shoulder. Very considerate criminal 😂
Fist bump to that Trailblazer after the overpass, which caused that dipshat to spin out. That dude just sat back and watched all the chaos ensue, lol.
He also cause the dude to crash into an innocent bystander.
@@finchrum836 lot better than running the red light and t-boning someone.
@@finchrum836 I would rather I get into a lower speed accident rather than killed in an intersection. I wouldn’t blame trailblazer if it happened to me. Best of a bad situation.
@@finchrum836 he didn't necessarily cause that, the Infiniti decided to drive off the road. Infiniti tried to turn back on the road and over steered which caused him to spin, the Infiniti could/should have stopped. not a good off-road vehicle unless u get the awd and lift it (his was neither). although yes it most likely wouldn't have happened like that if he didn't try to stop him, but whos to say that he wouldn't have crashed there anyways or got into a worse one that would have actually seriously injured or killed someone. wouldn't be happy if it was my car still lol.
surprised Donut didn't mention that at all
That dog is awesome. His enthusiasm for biting won't be limited by procedure or policy.
Including other officers 😂
Looked like he was just happy dog playing...or squirrel!!! LOL!!
Their enthusiasm for "smelling drugs" also isn't limited by procedure or policy, it's almost like animals, who cannot testify in court, cannot and should not be used as law enforcement.
@bubbleman2002 This is a very rare instance (understandably so) for well trained K9's. K9's are excellent Officers & excellent at their jobs. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
@@bubbleman2002Okay dum bass go yip yap somewhere else
That's a happy dog. Biting the crap out of the guy and wagging his tail at the same time. LMAO
Happiest Boi ever ❤❤❤
They already had the guy in custody. What that was is disgusting.
@@squidmissile750 like donut said, fund the police so training can be better
@@squidmissile750 Exactly my thoughts! I would assume that’s why they released him so quick so they didn’t get there ass sued for that bs.
@@squidmissile750NO, what's really disgusting is the fact this guy was let out of jail and then put everyone on the road at risk. You should ask those people that got hit by the criminal, how they feel.
The most effective and least damaging action taken to stop this criminal was done by a Citizen in their own vehicle... That guy must have been visiting Florida from somewhere out of State.
Him being released immediately says a lot about this country and it’s leaders
FANI Willis must have been involved😂
Been to America. It's Florida. Even as a new Zealander. Florida has a international wtf reputation
But he a goot boy doe
It's completely intentional and by design. Soros invested billions in America's criminal justice system.
@@mvb88 So does ARIZONA.....
Love the dog running in circles with its tail wagging like it's play time. 😊
@HeWhoIsWhoHeIs I enjoy seeing how enthusiastic and focused they are when they're working. Such good dogs.
K-9: "This un?.... No, This un???.... Bite em?.... okay?... Oooookay!!!!!"
Num num num num. Mmm mmm good. Lol
4:38 this is so satisfying to watch. someone finally paying attention and helping out for a change.
Tbh im not sure if that driver was trying to block the dude or if they were trying to pull to the shoulder to give the squad space to squeeze down the center of the road once others also move. It's lucky it all worked out because that could because been super sad if someone genuinely just trying to get out of the way for emergency vehicles ended up being injured or injuring someone else completely on accident. It's such a hilariously perfect addition to this shitshow though i gotta say 😂
I'm pretty certain he just noticed the flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror and moved to the side of the road, since ya know.. the law and stuff.
" bork bork goes full Frank Castle " never knew how bad I needed that sentence in my life until right now.
You never go full Frank...
@@dragonrider9051 always go full Frank. 😅🤌🏼
Im dying 😂😂
That cop rear-ending the other cop and then 3-wheeling past him.
And just about clipping his partner that had just gotten out.
To be fair, I don't understand why that other officer stopped; they weren't going to catch him on foot.
@@garrettlittle1279 My guess is a few needed to stay to attend to the wreck.
That white truck almost ended the mission early 😅
And the Perp almost got to be a short lived Screaming Speed Bump!
Would’ve saved us taxpayers a ton of money and one person their lives
@@Sniperboy5551 For real, too bad it didn't connect.
Truck-kun's larger cousin Semi-kun tried his best but the Isekai just didn't happen😂
Truck driver is asking for a bigger engine because the current one 'has lousy accelleration' . ;-)
I learned while still a teen that if you barely escape some disaster, take that sigh of releif AFTER you're really sure that the moment has passed,- and even then, don't let your gaurd down.
IDK if they come in threes, but they do seem to enjoy company.
I suspect that the majority of tragedies occur when the victim thought they dodged a bullet.
You just KNOW the next shift rotation had stacks of mandatory reading SOPs to acknowledge and sign
Yeah but Mr Bork Bork can’t read OR sign
Lmao imagine them hearing the details of the shitshow too... I'd be like, "godDAMNit, guys!" about that shift lol
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?"
K9: "BREAKFAST"
According to the Escambia County clerk of courts, he was released paid bond for $67,500 through a bondsman ($6750 to get out). The following month he was issued an FTA warrant and had his bond revoked. 👍
And unfortunately still breaths our air today. 😢
Yep. Out running around. Doing whatever the fuck he wants.
Let me get caught with a roach though it’s over.
Ahhh of course Pensacola the shithole of the Panhandle
@@fernandotillsfr
Still say we all sue the DA
“Mildly inconvenienced” - classic! 😂😂
6:32 not only rear ended the first cop but almost killed his buddy in the passenger seat who decided to hop out of a car going backwards
Damn these new GTA VI graphics are super good, almost looks like a real police cam.
My thoughts exactly. Where is the Sgt to tell everybody to "calm the fuck down". Jacked up officers make poor decisions.
@@nunyabiznazz456 they really got to quit taking roids
no one going to talk about the citizen driving the trailblazer? What a G! What a level of awareness.
Thank you!
His only awareness was for the cops, he had no intention of blocking. His move to the right was slow and smooth. He heard/saw the lights and sirens and went to pull to the right like a good driver would.
Exactly. He did the boys un blue a big favor. And considering the guy had two guns in the vehicle that's always a risk.
@@jdd1979You are exactly right! Dude was listening to Kenny Loggins and didn’t even see the guy trying to get around him. He just saw the cops and moved over.
I was thinking maybe the trailblazer was clueless as to what was going on and was just driving they way they normally do, shitty
@@remixcnk wow, you can really tell how bad a driver is just by them pulling over to let cops pass?
Holy shit, this has got to be the funniest cop video I've ever seen. That shit was gold
"That'll teach you from getting knockoff Scooby Snacks off Glamazon. What in the Fido are Oobe Sacks?"
Fur Missle probably
Murphy really got involved with his law that states: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong"
"After the driver was _mildly inconvenienced_ by that" lmao it's quips like that that made me a subscriber in the first place.
When Donut Operator says he's never seen anything like this.
I have to take a pause.
If there’s one person whose opinion I will always listen to without question every single time when it comes to insane police videos, it’s Donut
4:47 civilian did a better block then the cops 😅 edit sorry 4:40.10 my bad guys didn’t know I had to be so specific for y’all to understand what part of the video I’m talking about lol
I watched that and thought.
fuck yeh, nice work.
then the crash happened.
uh well, noone died so still better than the alternative.
@@incontinentmind7330He most likely didn't notice the car and was pulling over for the lights and siren. Just crazy timing. lol
If the Jeep doesn't go after the Infiniti's insurance, can definitely go after the Chevy's insurance for causing the crash.
@maolcogi that is entirely possible.
id like to think the driver activity tried to help.
so, although I admit no evidence, I chose to believe it was intentional to help.
@@incontinentmind7330Crash or no crash, it still ended up stopping the suspect at a low enough speed that likely won't be causing injuries to anyone. I don't know if it was deliberate or if he was pulling over after hearing the sirens, but holy hell that was just chef's kiss levels of perfection.
This is one of the funniest we have seen in some time. The sheer chaos of it. You just couldn't make it up! The entire process looked like a huge turd sandwich. Dogs biting cops, cops ramming cops, cops almost splatting partners, dog running in the wrong direction, truck not hitting the perp, dog finally finding perp and turning him into a screaming dog chew.
We barely believed your explanation at the start, but then sat there laughing out loud. I've recently had abdominal surgery, and I was holding onto my belly. My husband was laughing so hard he sounded like he was choking.
Such a pity that after all that, the perp POS got to walk. WTF? And didn't get sentenced by Semi to the forever box.
Definitely two different dogs not following commands. First has a bobbed tail. 😂
Glad I'm not the only one.
You are correct!! I had to go back and look because I was laughing so hard the first time @6:00 it looks like a Doberman
That's even worse, so there are two untrained doges
@@WayStedYouthey’re not untrained you fool or else they wouldn’t be out on duty has your dog if you have one ever mistakenly bit you by accident? Shit happens training has zero to do with that
@@WayStedYou not necessarily. the first one attacked a criminal. The second one didn’t do what he was told.
Theory: the cop that got nommed volunteers to be the tackling dummy in the bite suit? "I know that smell, I get treats for making that smell fall down and scream" is very valid dog logic.
Also, Florida Highway Patrol really is Florida men with badges and guns. If it didn't get a little supertrooper I'd be surprised.
Definitely seems possible
I've been the guy in the carpet suit when I was Air Force Security Forces. We call it "catching the dog."
And oh yeah, those dogs absolutely remember that you're their favorite chew toy. Lucky for me dogs really freaking like me, so no out of carpet suit bites. But when I came around most of our patrol dogs would get really keyed in and/or happy.
Dog may have been thinking "They call cops 'Pigs'. Pigs = bacon. Bacon? BACONnnn!".
I also thought he's done bitework. He was calm and caught him with the arm like he's done it before. Sadly no bite suit. I hope his arm is ok.
I know another cop who had to retire when he got bit during Swat training.
That fur musket remembered the cop eating in front of him and not sharing.
That officer obviously didn’t want to hurt the K9 so he just stood there like “oh fuck” lol
Hey Donut. Just a quick little story. The dog I was assigned to. Was an ex-sentry dog. That had been retrained and classified as a Patrol Dog. Basically, a patrol dog worked off commands. And could be called off an attack. Where a Sentry Dog. Was bite anybody anytime. That may include you. 2:32 And you may have to physically “choke” him until he released. Thank goodness he didn't forget very often.
The well trained k9 walking up in the background, is thinking, "It's k9s like you that make us all look bad!"
9:27 This sounds like Marv getting shocked in Home Alone 2 😂
The civilian being a better blocker by complete accident than the cops who are actively trying to block the car is priceless
Wasn’t going to vote for Mr. Herrera, but after hearing such an inspiring quote; I’m a believer.
Wat??? Y not??
I'm not going to vote for herrera, never will, no matter what he promises the American people.😊
Do you even live in his district?
@@nicnynja5413That means you are what is wrong with my Country
@@nicnynja5413would you fulfill my curiosity and explain why?
Literally Crossy roads IRL
FR 😭
That was an intense game of frogger right there! Yes siree Bob.
crossy rad with cars trying to hit you😂😂
road*
I'll go to cow town I ain't going to dallas
Officer Goodest Boi went RIGHT for that cop 🤣🤣🤣
That will stop that cat loving cop for saying cats are better than dogs! (LOL)
Another commenter had a theory that the cop in question might volunteer to wear the bite suit when the department does K9 training, meaning the dogs would associate his smell with being rewarded for biting him.
@@theKashConnoisseur So did I in a different post....
@@Tim.NavVet.EN2 maybe it was you, I've seen a few comments touching on it so far. Problem is I've already exited the video page. I can't go back and see the comments in the order they were at the time, so there's no way for me to check. Sorry.
@@theKashConnoisseur I doubt, seriously doubt, that I was the only one to think about that!
Limited training (especially due to Defund IDIOCY) has consequences!!!
This was like the real life game of frogger, no wonder my dearly departed Mother taught me not to play in the street.
This is straight out of GTA 6
hold on lemi shoot backwards while aiming while driving so i can crash
Best teaser trailer in gaming history
We finally got Trailer 2!
lucky he didint have a weppon
Nice
I love that K9 just running around living his best life 😅
That cop that rear ended the other almost killed his partner backing up with the door.
This was ludicrous.
I was shocked that Donut didn’t mention that lol
Real life GTA 😂
That truck driver was 1000% percent fighting the intrusive thoughts
smirking on his mugshot indicates 0 remorse, and the fact he knows he will be out in no time to put more people in danger.
Or he is laughing and cannot believe the keystone cops just caught him. Lol.
@@waldo2635 Because weed addicts are losers.
@@NachosElectric Ya, alcoholics are much better and healthier people 😆
@@waldo2635 There should be remorse for recklessly endangering dozens of people. The cops didn't even know he had weed until after they arrested him.
@@NachosElectric Corralation does not equal causation. He is a looser, but ppl who smoke weed are not necessarily losers. Your comment is as dumb as "people driving cars are losers"
His scream reminds me of Marv from Home Alone lol.
I immediately recognized the pitch. It’s when he gets shocked in Home Alone 2.
0:55 sorry, cant guilt trip me into wasting-- Oh my goodness look at that doggo!
Same
LOL the screaming though. Out of all this statistic did, that was the funniest sh*t I've seen yet.
Dog missing his vest & think it’s game day at the park 😂😂
“That officer and K9 must have an old beef” that’s hilarious
Have you considered that the K9 might be IA and have a crate full of evidence of that officer's corrupt and illegal acts. HMM? HAVE you?
@@suedenimits a dog…calm tf down
Something to do with a sandwich maybe?
@@suedenimis it proven that he has done corrupt or illegal things or are you just pulling that out of your ass?
@@midnight_x_edits bro it's a joke, you & @thatoneguy9666 really think a DOG is a part of Internal Affairs? God damn LOL
I remember watching John break this down on ASP. I've been wondering ever since then when we'd finally get a hilarious breakdown of it from you. Thank you for delivering.
Whoever that bystander was that ran them off the road is an absolute CHAD of the highest regard.
Semi Trucks Undefeated ? So are Trains , they have a perfect record.
well aside from the time a submarine sunk a train in ww2
Yea but, you can take the truck to the truck wash and for $70 have it clean up. At least that's my experience hitting 5 deer over the last 20 years.
@@HiragamaIkunai LOL !
That dog had that "Let me tell you somthing" energy
OMG! I'm a cop and that was freaking hilarious! A comedy of errors! 😂😂😂 Hope the cop that got bit was ok. Those K9s ain"t no joke when they bite. Saw a dude scream like a five year old girl one time when a K9 drug him out from under a trailer. The dog in the video definitely had some issues. Maybe it was just new and needed some more training . It was a great Reaction - you had me rolling! 😂
Not all police dogs are created equal. There's a lot of shady companies out there selling "trained dogs" that cost our cities millions because they end up biting old ladies or the first kid they come across when they're loosed. There's no standard, and someone needs to speak up and break the blue wall of silence on these garbage breeders/trainers. Most of them don't get outed because they're "ex-military" (which no real vet says, they'd use the MOC or afcc, or army code whatever for k9 handler, or ex cop)
I'd imagine thats gonna need stitches 🙁🙁
I think some of those officers need training too 😂😂
I think the dog never had target lock on the suspect and was told to bite - so he elected to bite the closest target, which is exactly what the dog was told to do.
As far as the second deployment, that was not great at all.
I would have thought those dogs were trained to recognize uniformed officers as non threatening, I guess not. Or maybe this one was just having a bad day and got caught up the madness??
“Sounds like a toddler who just saw a ghost and stepped on a lego at the same time” 😂😂😂
Officer: *chasing criminal*
K9: BIG FELLA REMEMBER ME?!?
The fur missle was a heat seeker! And no matter what anyone says, HE'S A GOOD BOY!
Dobermans don't take crap from anybody. Even their handlers.
@@JoeR203that wasn’t a Doberman. 😂
Damn right!!
must've been an AIM-9b. beelined on the wrong target the first shot, completely whiffed on the second try lol
You mean "Meat Seeker"!
I wonder if the bit cop was the guy in the protective suit during the dog's training....... hence the dog going for him.
Once again more training needed under Properly Certified People!
This was probably the opus video for me... a genuine masterpiece... you can't write comedy this good! And your reactions were hilarious and awesome... This is truly one of your greatest hits...
I look forward to the day they actually start holding judges accountable for repeat offenders and what ever crime the commit subsequent to their unlawful release.
The trick is matching the DA and judges up with the cases and criminals. The press is supposed to do that for us , BUT NO. That would be expecting the press to inform the public.
That is some Blues Brothers level antics.
This video is insane. Everyone jokes about, "Oh, this person is living real-life GTA." This is the first time I ever truly felt that. I watched it like ten times and was crying laughing.
🤣
"Bork-Bork goes full Frank Castle" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
PLEASE tell me that there is an archive of the top funniest shit ever said on the interwebs.. THIS just won top seed!!!
As a proud Florida Man this was just another Tuesday, you should see the wild shit that goes down here in Tampa. Stay safe out there y'all!
This dude and the cops portray the equivalent of a bunch of people running around with their hands in the air screaming stranger danger. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
“Squirrel!”
Keystone Kops
😂😂😂😂
That dog is out there living his best life being free from police life! 😂
Attacking everyone he sees?
4:17 when you said, "...about what you'd expect," I honestly ended up surprised he didnt get completely cut in half by that white pickup
The furry missile doesn't know where it is because he doesn't know where it isn't 😂
3:11 “Hit the brakes, they’ll fly right by”
Thought it was Top Gun Maverick time.
Love how after the dog messes up over and over the cop still give him a good job pat while it is tearing into its newest chew toy..
That not a good boy pat. That's a "that's enough, let him go" pat.
@@davecarsley8773 the fact 91 other people couldn't tell he was slapping him to stop is wild.
@@kevinhibbard320and these are probably the people that are supporters
Every officer in the video " come with me and you'll be in a world of OSHA violations" lmao
“Yeah I’ve been starving ‘em, teasing ‘em, singing off-key… mee-moh-mah-may! Mee-may-moh-mAAAGH! Not the face, not the face!”
Daddy donut is the best way to start the weekend
There were a bunch of movies like this in the mid-1910s called the Keystone Cops
2:10 Best part of Alabama, Pensacola. OMG, why is that so hilarious
Ikr? I laughed way too hard at that!
Because it's true...
I am so proud to be from Pensacola right now, watching my boys act like glory-in-death GTA cops
Gotta spend that hard earned taxpayers money we are cash cows "slaves". 🐄 moo
Bro this was the best video yet!!! Had me freakin rolling!!! "Saw a ghost and stepped on a lego at the same time"!! Best line ever!!!!
Guhhhh btrttrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuggggffffffff rrryuuunnniiiiooooooddd hhhhhhheeeeeuuuuuu
My GF wanted me to see if you had a review of this video, and it popped up as we were about to look for it. Thanks man!
I truly honestly think this is by far the best police story donut has BLESSED upon us. What a wild 12 minutes this was. Great shit lmaooo
7:51 WHEW LAD. For anyone that's never seen what happens when an 80,000lb truck traveling at 80mph hits a human bouncy toy, it can best be described as a pink-red mist of flesh and giblets. It's about 17 million ft lbs of energy hitting the body. For reference, a .50 BMG out of an M2 is about 12,000 ft lbs.
The dog was like “I do what I want when I want”
Not sure if you do a whole lot of updates but I seen that Houston police Sargent who was ambushed and shot 14 times and still filled in the bad guy. I see a video on him in a restaurant and a man was giving a speech for him and they raised 80k for the man. Thought you guys might wanna hear that he’s doing as well as someone being shot 14 times and being able to move all on his own.
Thank you. You're update warms my heart.
I'm surprised they were able to raise money, must've been a local thing; I know GoFundMe and a few other "charity" based sites would've shut down the charity, as they do pretty much all the time for injured police officers. Regardless, I'm glad to hear he is doing ok.
The Fur Missile was like nows my chance!!
Take the last donut & don't share it will you?
Nom' Nom' Nom'
3:14 i can’t believe the cops actually fell for it 😂 comedic!
Commentary absolutely killed on this one! Thank you.
I remember watching this a couple weeks ago and dying from laughter. I had to explain it to my family but instead we all sat down and watched it after dinner for a good laugh.
Having 3-4 officers on you and them letting the dog bite you is crazy