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  • @mekaylaowo1928
    @mekaylaowo1928 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21936

    I love how Heathers starts off like a typical mean girl story then turns into an epic drama where there is a shit ton of murder and fucking.

    • @artilyns7172
      @artilyns7172 8 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      this is true

    • @catsoda
      @catsoda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

      Heathers was like, the original typical mean girl story, though

    • @namity1305
      @namity1305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +760

      Imagine your mom passing by the living room two times during the movie: on the start and near the end

    • @valequincee
      @valequincee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Electa Kellet likes are at 666 on this comment. 0_0

    • @ajshecapuni3333
      @ajshecapuni3333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      TAYLOR ANDERSON voy

  • @_xxpurplequeenxx_
    @_xxpurplequeenxx_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17006

    I just realized that the name "Shamoo" is actually the name of a huge killer whale named Shamu that died in 1971. They compared Martha to Shamu... *damn.*

    • @aplant8463
      @aplant8463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

      I saw a statue of shamu once

    • @robertfrank7396
      @robertfrank7396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +728

      xXPurpleQueenXx I thought it was just the name of whatever orca is currently at Seaworld

    • @hoper4thebestinlifelove240
      @hoper4thebestinlifelove240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      The VunC. Same 👀

    • @ErieRosewood
      @ErieRosewood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      Kids in my middle school used to call the vice principal Shamu. She was really mean though

    • @-codey-6464
      @-codey-6464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Oh god the amount likes...

  • @elisacostas2687
    @elisacostas2687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25169

    This song takes peer pressure to a whole other level

  • @abbymccubbins8114
    @abbymccubbins8114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8578

    I know I cannot be the only possible one who is totally going crazy over Heather Chandler's "biatch"

    • @laoisehayes
      @laoisehayes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Of course, biatch! Jk, yes same! I love it soo much!

    • @GreetingsFineCitizen
      @GreetingsFineCitizen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      I go crazy over everything Heather C does.
      And Veronica too.
      When she's live, Jessica's voice cracks (intentionally) in Beautiful on "maybe" in the lyric, "Mascara, maybe some lip gloss" and I repeat it 10000000 times everytime I listen to Beautiful cause its just so hfjdhdbfjfhjfjgjkkhkhkk

    • @tostadaprincess8736
      @tostadaprincess8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@GreetingsFineCitizen same

    • @emmabrubeck5800
      @emmabrubeck5800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yes
      I do too

    • @ImCringeyAndImNotProudOfIt
      @ImCringeyAndImNotProudOfIt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ITS PRONOUNCED “BITCH” THEY COULDN’T RHYME WITH WATCHHHHHH KGDGFNJHWEFJBREWIHU

  • @joesssaucey
    @joesssaucey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15573

    SO LISTEN UP
    **grandma walks in**
    ʙɪᴀᴛᴄʜ

    • @graysthegray
      @graysthegray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      I laughed at this for some reason

    • @marktloy4740
      @marktloy4740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      I rolled on the floor because of this comment

    • @lm1276
      @lm1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      😂

    • @bananajin7159
      @bananajin7159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Why is that me

    • @ryledishman4583
      @ryledishman4583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Rip

  • @noapl7600
    @noapl7600 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13790

    The huge "SHUT UP HEATHER" makes me laugh every time omg.

  • @welpshi
    @welpshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24452

    This song just screams "come to the darkside we have cookies"

    • @emi6082
      @emi6082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      YUP 👍✨

    • @Sophieinfinity4ever
      @Sophieinfinity4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +946

      Nah, they got candy

    • @K4lop1a_
      @K4lop1a_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      i want cookies and candy so yes, i go to the darkside

    • @Lomzy
      @Lomzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Can anyone tell me where to watch the movie?

    • @Lomzy
      @Lomzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@shutupheather5911 ttthhhhaaannnkkkksssss

  • @leotheoreganoman
    @leotheoreganoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17488

    Unpopular opinion: Heathers and Mean Girls are both amazing stories with amazing characters and are iconic seperately and they shouldnt be compared as much as they are

    • @icecreamsundd
      @icecreamsundd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      Preach.

    • @katiepell2609
      @katiepell2609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      i totally agree i could watch both of them over and over

    • @fireinthehole_727
      @fireinthehole_727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      This.
      I don't hate Mean Girls, but why is the comment section for it's musicals so... dry? Like I know it's a Mean Girls comment section on those videos, but it feels like I'm standing in the freaking Sahara desert or something when I'm watching a song from Mean Girls: The Musical, and I go to the comment section.

    • @A.D.M_official
      @A.D.M_official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Yeah they are not that similar

    • @yumekojabami233
      @yumekojabami233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I dunno i wouldnt call their stories "amazing " but it wasnt a bad musical...eventhough it didnt make sense

  • @evaporatedwater7778
    @evaporatedwater7778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19348

    Regina George: They might insult your clothing, or make fun of your name.
    Heathers: kick nerds in the nose and beat up people

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

      The Minecraft community these days in a nutshell

    • @no-iu9rq
      @no-iu9rq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yup

    • @no-iu9rq
      @no-iu9rq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@exilley2134 yess

    • @djmacs
      @djmacs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Why are you talking smack about me?

    • @artistamediocre7494
      @artistamediocre7494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      *LetS gO tEaR uP sOmEonEs LawN*

  • @lottiegf
    @lottiegf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7000

    God damn the harmonies in the second chorus just really float my boat

    • @rielletambaoan_
      @rielletambaoan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      You mean ur lifeboat ;)
      Yeah I'm walking to the door. On my left?

    • @hbing5653
      @hbing5653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      They really freeze my brain

    • @rielletambaoan_
      @rielletambaoan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@hbing5653 ON. YOUR. LEFT. lol jk

    • @hbing5653
      @hbing5653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@rielletambaoan_ I prefer to leave by window. It looks a lot cooler.

    • @rielletambaoan_
      @rielletambaoan_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@hbing5653 *inhales* *screeches* On ThE oUtSiDe AlWaYs LoOkInG iN wIlL i EvEr Be MoRe ThAn I'vE aLwAyS bEeN cAuSe I'm TaP tAp TaPpIn On ThE gLaSs WaViNg ThRoUgH a WiNdOw-

  • @titanlordkadaevr1771
    @titanlordkadaevr1771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5135

    Veronica:
    "I am not throwin' away my shot"

    • @katelenjade
      @katelenjade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Hamilton?

    • @kawaiiempoleon8721
      @kawaiiempoleon8721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@katelenjade yes

    • @AkatsukiAG
      @AkatsukiAG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Wrong musical my friend

    • @Jordyn._.
      @Jordyn._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol

    • @amanesmoonrock
      @amanesmoonrock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@strxwb3rry.m0chii i prolly shouldn't brag-

  • @harleysboo8426
    @harleysboo8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6696

    Just a note:
    You know how in this song, they say 'Prove you're not a loser', then 'Proven you're not a pussy' in the next verse and lastly, they say 'Prove you're not a lame-ass' This is because:
    In the original set-up, they stand in this order: McNarama, Chandler, Duke. Heather McNarama isn't as bad as the other two, so they first say 'loser', which isn't a swear.
    Then they say 'Pxssy', which is probably the worst, signifying Chandler, the worst and meanest.
    Last, they say 'Lame-ass', which is not too bad, but some people consider is a swear. Duke is not too bad, but some people consider her really mean.

    • @harleysboo8426
      @harleysboo8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Rusted-fairy-wings Wow, Omg, thanks.

    • @celestepepper1053
      @celestepepper1053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +863

      That's a very good point, I think it could be referring to their greatest fears too. Heather Mcnamara wanting to come across with the perfect life, pretty much anything but a loser. Chandler wanting to be seen as fearless even to the point where she drinks hull cleaner for the sake of not been called chicken. And lastly, Duke who so desperately wants to be the main character so she can show everyone that she isn't boring clearly goes against her nature shown by her love for classic literature which many teens would see as lame.

    • @harleysboo8426
      @harleysboo8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@celestepepper1053 Yes! That's (probably) also true.

    • @SmolPotato8
      @SmolPotato8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I hate Duke, she's my least favorite Heather

    • @akisha5267
      @akisha5267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/channels/fHZa14ah-X7M11_UPmycOA.html

  • @cadence9079
    @cadence9079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42037

    Regina George: Who’re you?
    Heather: *_I’m you, but stronger._*

    • @nazlgirgin9898
      @nazlgirgin9898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2033

      Regina has more self confidence than heather c

    • @evysinsx
      @evysinsx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

      I don't think so...idk

    • @yourlocaltheatrekid900
      @yourlocaltheatrekid900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

      Nazlı Girgin well... maybe at the beginning of the show

    • @soupisedgy9385
      @soupisedgy9385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      so fucking true

    • @some_randomyt_channel8082
      @some_randomyt_channel8082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

      Heather: you but with an edgier story

  • @Crumpled_Towelie
    @Crumpled_Towelie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19024

    Peer Pressure: The Musical

    • @notthevibe.
      @notthevibe. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      facts

    • @rae6075
      @rae6075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1310

      Stoping your psychopathic boyfriend from murdering everyone: the musical

    • @caom3i
      @caom3i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @bruh-xd8gz
      @bruh-xd8gz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      facts

    • @moxiproxi
      @moxiproxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      LMAO

  • @Gigi-xr7yf
    @Gigi-xr7yf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17720

    The amount of times I've listened to this song is unhealthy

  • @macaronweasley8100
    @macaronweasley8100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    Me: **makes a musicals playlist**
    Playlist: they'll tell the story of tonight.... ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM

    • @sapphicrose8213
      @sapphicrose8213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Lowkey the emotional wiplash I get from my playlists is the worst part of listening to music for me.
      Like no, it's not safe to go from the Nightmare Time title number to Burn from Hamilton you absolute monster

    • @CygnusDoesThings
      @CygnusDoesThings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@sapphicrose8213 bro i once had the entire eliza and philip dying arc summed up in like 5 songs

    • @estherluvsyou
      @estherluvsyou ปีที่แล้ว +3

      REAL

    • @DuneTheKaiju
      @DuneTheKaiju ปีที่แล้ว

      The story of tonight is the fact we're gonna have a problem so stop pulling on my dick and step in my candy store /j

    • @Perc-abeth
      @Perc-abeth ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did ypu amke it on youtube? And if you did is it public?

  • @scorpain
    @scorpain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2350

    bro that part where martha's like, "i'm so happy!" crushes my soul

    • @poopsoup6796
      @poopsoup6796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Same tho.

    • @salmanderrr
      @salmanderrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      She doesn’t deserve betrayal

    • @slaysisterxox
      @slaysisterxox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ikr

    • @spirit4873
      @spirit4873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wh9 asked

    • @scorpain
      @scorpain 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spirit4873 ur mom

  • @skippysandwich
    @skippysandwich 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3204

    Heathers: **harmonize perfectly**
    Me: **fucking dies**

  • @killianparker7894
    @killianparker7894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45365

    I didn't know traffic lights could dance

    • @isabellelopez9356
      @isabellelopez9356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

      I must have a screenshot of this

    • @ajcorcuera2619
      @ajcorcuera2619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      Adrienne Sophie lol🤣

    • @noidentity2617
      @noidentity2617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      Adrienne Sophie OMG I just noticed what you did 😂🤣 yes

    • @Shsy7573
      @Shsy7573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      XDDD

    • @frenchfrystudios4094
      @frenchfrystudios4094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      SHUT UP, HEATHER jk I love that

  • @rinwastaken7632
    @rinwastaken7632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    So there was this time where I was trying to explain Heathers to my normie friends and I called the Heathers "sexy traffic lights", i didnt regret it lol

  • @beesuschrist7128
    @beesuschrist7128 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2225

    YOURE HEATHER! AND SHES HEATHER! ANY OTHER HEATHERS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
    *Macnamara raises her hand*

    • @zelicca
      @zelicca 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      +Abinator Grace
      *Makes Jefferson, Madison, & Burr raise their Hands*

    • @averyb4081
      @averyb4081 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Abinator Grace terezi, Vriska, and Nepeta raise hands/paw

    • @pewp1605
      @pewp1605 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      *Peggy, Angelica, and Eliza raise their hands*

    • @AiyanaWolfe
      @AiyanaWolfe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      raise a glass

    • @waterfox2110
      @waterfox2110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      to freeeedom

  • @aliyah1164
    @aliyah1164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9392

    *Heather Chandler has joined the chat.*
    *Heather Duke has joined the chat.*
    *Heather McNamara has joined the chat.*
    *Veronica Sawyer has joined the chat.*
    *Martha Dunnstock has joined the chat.*
    *Heather Chandler has removed Martha Dunnstock from the chat.*

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +953

      *JD has entered the chat*
      *JD and Veronica have removed Heather Chandler from the chat*

    • @minababynatsume9343
      @minababynatsume9343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

      *Kurt Kelley and Ram Sweeney have joined the chat.*
      *JD has removed Kurt Kelley and Ram Sweeney from the chat.*

    • @emily24013
      @emily24013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      *i entered my own chat because I’m lonely*

    • @GoogleGoogle-me4mc
      @GoogleGoogle-me4mc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

      *Veronica Sawyer has disabled admin priveleges for Jason Dean*

    • @MiracleWinchester
      @MiracleWinchester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I like

  • @jesusthroughmary
    @jesusthroughmary 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15233

    I like the part where Heather sings.

  • @whosavery
    @whosavery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    The musical: a well written song with lyrics that make sense
    Riverdale: kidz bop

    • @imnotsofie54
      @imnotsofie54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      100%%% UNDERATED COMMENT

  • @brittanystebbins125
    @brittanystebbins125 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3987

    The question is, will my school let me perform this with little to no changes.

    • @aidenplayford9586
      @aidenplayford9586 9 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      yeah they should

    • @aidenplayford9586
      @aidenplayford9586 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +aiden Playford what grade

    • @brittanystebbins125
      @brittanystebbins125 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      aiden Playford senior in highschool

    • @tiareynolds8442
      @tiareynolds8442 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Brittany Stebbins ikr

    • @Squirrel1821
      @Squirrel1821 9 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Haha I did sound and lighting for my group who sang this song. They were Soo good with the SHUT UP HEATHER

  • @rubyreloaded9371
    @rubyreloaded9371 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10659

    One time Heather Chandler punched me in the face.
    It was awesome.

  • @impayn499
    @impayn499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5555

    I'm just here running away from that doorknob...

    • @liliayates7550
      @liliayates7550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      IM PAYN same

    • @meghan_theatre
      @meghan_theatre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      I'm still trying to run away from the circle of duck duck goose

    • @sailorersa2644
      @sailorersa2644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me

    • @staycalmstarz8113
      @staycalmstarz8113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      They were yanking on my chain. But I lacked the juice to slide out of them.

    • @yayaayya7726
      @yayaayya7726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I just don’t get how “screwing him” stayed in but “pound some rum and coke” is too much

  • @bxtterflee_
    @bxtterflee_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3000

    Lets all be honest.
    This song is so goddamn unforgettable.

    • @michaeljavier870
      @michaeljavier870 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      860th like and first response: My top favorite song in this musical.

    • @idk-u5o1n
      @idk-u5o1n ปีที่แล้ว +5

      922th like and second response: My top favorite song in this musical.

    • @DuneTheKaiju
      @DuneTheKaiju ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FORRR-

    • @homurakin
      @homurakin ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DuneTheKaijuSHUT UP HEATHER

    • @funforlife9893
      @funforlife9893 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DuneTheKaijuSTEP INTO MY CANDY STORE

  • @cmckay9467
    @cmckay9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18476

    me: why do people like J.D.? he’s a terrible person
    also me: i want heather chandler to step on me

    • @ahumblewaffle
      @ahumblewaffle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2047

      me, a horrible little bi disaster: ..yes

    • @cmckay9467
      @cmckay9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

      A Humble Waffle greetings, fellow horrible little bi disaster!

    • @octillionZ
      @octillionZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      ​@@kiirumitojjo our love is god, lets go have a slushie fellow bi disasters

    • @moonwuzhere
      @moonwuzhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      c mckay im not a bi disaster- im a pan disaster.. can i join tho?

    • @kiirumitojjo
      @kiirumitojjo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Pleberoni Pleb y e s

  • @lancers5688
    @lancers5688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6446

    Anyone else obsessed with how she says quarterback

  • @Hannah_Z
    @Hannah_Z 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5695

    I swoon so majorly when I hear Heather McNamara's harmonies holy shit

    • @kajsabupp4808
      @kajsabupp4808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      i can imagine a certain spider bitch from homestuck singing this XDD

    • @kajsabupp4808
      @kajsabupp4808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahah YASSSSSSSS

    • @squidneythesquid2487
      @squidneythesquid2487 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      From what I can see,
      In your profile is Gee.

    • @Dancergirl9084
      @Dancergirl9084 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      +Keeley Fairie I think she's pretty much everyone's favorite heather

    • @karkatvantas1817
      @karkatvantas1817 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      KARKAT HAS ARRIVED

  • @a.chilles.
    @a.chilles. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    It’s refreshing to not hear: “Prove your not a doorknob anymore”

    • @yourlocal_lesbian2478
      @yourlocal_lesbian2478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the hell does that even mean like bish whatttttt?

    • @a.chilles.
      @a.chilles. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@yourlocal_lesbian2478 there’s a version where they say “Prove you’re not a doorknob anymore”

    • @ayanellezooman685
      @ayanellezooman685 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yourlocal_lesbian2478I’m sorry I am telling you this but watch riverdale heathers and you’ll see 🤢 🤮 🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @Pastelcloudz2763
      @Pastelcloudz2763 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      They could’ve put loser again or use “pussycat” 💀

    • @wiwita63
      @wiwita63 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      They could've at least used "doormat" at least it's an actual insult with a meaning, to let people Walk all over you, "doorknob" doesn't even mean anything.

  • @carlito5833
    @carlito5833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    0:49 I haven't listened to Heathers in a while, and that little "voice crack" gave me chills. I forgot how good the girl who played Heather C. was! Im dying and I am gonna listen to that part all over again.

  • @itzaeric7808
    @itzaeric7808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    Song: * finishes *
    Replay button: *Ah shit, here we go again*

  • @omniscant7193
    @omniscant7193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    I feel there is a middle ground between "live the dream" and "die alone" that can be found with a small amount of effort.

  • @rett064
    @rett064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    i’m in love chandler’s voice i don’t know why but hers specifically stands out to me throughout the musical

    • @meryemkocan2585
      @meryemkocan2585 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hayrunissa displayed a wonderful show stop trying to use her. She never fit in. She’s not you she’s better friends the show yeah 👍 Ömer did it by himself the teachers treated him bad. Some of them Kay stop using him.

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4681

    I came here from the animatic where she does the Hype Fortnite dance after she said "Listen up, biotch"

  • @brennahscully554
    @brennahscully554 9 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    The drums in this song are completely under appreciated.

  • @lesbianism6184
    @lesbianism6184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4689

    no one:
    the riverdale version: *swOosh*

    • @saphh42
      @saphh42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      time for u to prove ur not a doorknob anymore 😂

    • @sillycat4273
      @sillycat4273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      stop hating on riverdale heathers you just lack the juice you doorknob 😤😔😒

    • @bubblegumb298
      @bubblegumb298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      IcE cReAm 😂😂

    • @sharlinperez954
      @sharlinperez954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@sillycat4273 yeah go play duck duck goose while youre mommy fixes you ice cream

    • @Trinthegay
      @Trinthegay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I mean, why did they try keeping it PG-13? We can clearly see the characters do the DEVIL'S TANGO
      And i'm pretty sure Cheryl bent over to suck on Toni's vajayjay

  • @sefistalouis2258
    @sefistalouis2258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    OKAY BUT IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THOSE VOCALSSSS LIKE OMG THEIR VOICES ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

  • @mahikasharma4539
    @mahikasharma4539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5548

    aRe wE GonNa hAve a prObLem?

    • @code8557
      @code8557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes

    • @annamorgan9865
      @annamorgan9865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Listen up biatch!

    • @musicalnerd1908
      @musicalnerd1908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      YouVe GoT a BonE tO PiCK?

    • @ukichu6454
      @ukichu6454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Insana Hyde
      iD nOrmAlLy sLaP yOuR fAcE oFf, aNd eVerYonE hErE cOuLd wAtCh

    • @justahole8795
      @justahole8795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@ukichu6454
      BuT iM fEeLiNg NiCe, HeRe'S sOmE aDvIcE, sO lIsTeN uP bItCh!

  • @sweetiebuttons3498
    @sweetiebuttons3498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    I love how she says "mommy"

  • @emeliamarie7291
    @emeliamarie7291 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5480

    99 people got a bone to pick

    • @grungekitty77
      @grungekitty77 9 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      +Emelia Marie 104 people pulling on my dick

    • @Mothpunk
      @Mothpunk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      ***** 111 people got their faces slapped off

    • @bea7823
      @bea7823 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      +Paintedrocket and over 3000 people watched

    • @madelineritter2338
      @madelineritter2338 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      155 people are biotches, listening up

    • @livvyostrander1664
      @livvyostrander1664 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Heather Chandler bought stuff 156 people could not

  • @maijamichelle1712
    @maijamichelle1712 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I dropped my headphones accidentally and didn’t know I broke them so when I put them on to listen to this banger it sounded like heather screamed at me from ten feet behind “ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM? YA GOT A BONE TO PICK?” And I screamed so hard my dad had to reassure me Heather was nowhere near me 😭

  • @MOONSONSKIES
    @MOONSONSKIES 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5136

    Them: HIGH NOTES
    Altos like myself: *well you see i can't do that-*

    • @FailureNightengale
      @FailureNightengale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Prepare to have your ears bleed from my high pitched noises that I think is singing :,D

    • @Sophieinfinity4ever
      @Sophieinfinity4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Y e s*

    • @crunchycaptain
      @crunchycaptain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I can't even sing tenner and these girls are hitting high notes...nvm I learnt to hit high notes....

    • @jaceykns
      @jaceykns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel you smh

    • @tunasalad9693
      @tunasalad9693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Moving your head helps hit notes you normally couldn't get, personally looking up let's me hit high notes and looking down helps me hit low notes, but for some people it's the opposite

  • @kaarinapolly2293
    @kaarinapolly2293 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11297

    The fandom scares me as much as the Heathers

  • @alyssastar5814
    @alyssastar5814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    No one:
    Literally No one:
    Me: “HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FOOOORR?!”
    *At 3AM*

  • @zaktar3200
    @zaktar3200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    Not so fun fact about "Candy Store":
    In this song, the Heathers convince Veronica to obey,listen to them and ditch her friend, Martha. Since this song is manipulating Veronica, the phrase "Step into my candy store" implies that the Heathers want Veronica to be pulled into misery and manipulation. The phrase "Candy store" means that it is the path of falling into regrets and misery but is covered with fame and love to make it seem sweet and enjoyable like candy. "Step into" means to flow and choose to be manipulated of "going into the candy store". In conclusion, the Heathers manipulate Veronica into becoming like them by sugar-coating the bad things, hence the name "Candy Store".

    • @schecter5035
      @schecter5035 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Bros doing the whole english language analysis breakdown. Cool.

    • @SirMoFoDans4
      @SirMoFoDans4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I feel like you coulda cut that shit down to like one sentence for something that's plastered on a billboard in big, red letters. Literature's your passion huh?

    • @RobynneVT
      @RobynneVT ปีที่แล้ว +24

      way to overanalyze the most obvious meaning fun song, holy shit xD

    • @driftingthruspace
      @driftingthruspace ปีที่แล้ว +11

      english class be like

    • @-herobrinesdaughter1.1
      @-herobrinesdaughter1.1 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      C'mon, appreciate the time this guy has put into writing this.

  • @aura6562
    @aura6562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4082

    McNamara is not throwing away her shot

    • @hannahregier5660
      @hannahregier5660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Aura this is my favorite comment

    • @patman1337
      @patman1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT

    • @maddykirby8595
      @maddykirby8595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      THE HAMILTON IS REAL

    • @lukeshattuck4224
      @lukeshattuck4224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Aura girl ur in the wrong fandom

    • @vicklepickle301
      @vicklepickle301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      THERE IS NEVER A WRONG FANDOM

  • @cutiepieblufish
    @cutiepieblufish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3214

    I just realized that the colors of the Heathers and Veronica are the colors of the Chrome logo.

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Heather Chandler - Google
      Heather Duke - Safari
      Heather McNamara - Internet Explorer
      Veronica - Bing or Mozilla Firefox

    • @Wrennaa
      @Wrennaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *
      *ono*

    • @mariamcnally7832
      @mariamcnally7832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      They're also the Hogwarts house colors

    • @bapsae9970
      @bapsae9970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@mariamcnally7832 OMG YES. DUKE IS A SLYTHERIN CHANDLER IS A GRYFFINDOR MACARONI IS HUFFLEPUFF AND VERONICA IS A RAVENCLAWW

    • @stan9943
      @stan9943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao I realized that just today

  • @appouhal
    @appouhal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    At 1:33 - For some reason, I always hear it as “Let’s go tear out someone’s lung!” (which might actually be a more fitting lyric given the vicious tone of the song).

    • @crystalanimates5858
      @crystalanimates5858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I can’t unhear it
      *send help-*

    • @appouhal
      @appouhal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ItzGacha Moon I know the feeling. I can’t un-hear it either.

    • @jckrnpk3026
      @jckrnpk3026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Damn it now i can't unhear it. Oh well

    • @awwoooga
      @awwoooga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As I was reading this that part was playing and now I can’t unhear it

    • @kin-chistudios8586
      @kin-chistudios8586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oml HELPPPP

  • @aye6462
    @aye6462 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I refuse to believe that this masterpiece is nine years old

    • @callmek5
      @callmek5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      like WTF!!

    • @ayanellezooman685
      @ayanellezooman685 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know it’s older than my cousins

  • @heather8498
    @heather8498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8170

    My name is Heather and I sat next to a girl called Heather so my teacher called us “The Heathers” 😂
    update: i have that teacher and im friends with the other heather, the teacher still refers to us as the heathers and asked us if we’d seen the film

  • @tigeralpaca
    @tigeralpaca 7 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I just love that massive "Shut up Heather!" I don't why, it gets me laughing every time XD

  • @crystalmethany1312
    @crystalmethany1312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2396

    Last year I was heather duke in a production of heathers at the college in my town, it was so great! And our h.mcnamara was an alto so I got to do all of her harmonies it was so fuCKING FUN I MISS IT KILL ME

    • @crystalmethany1312
      @crystalmethany1312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      (Actually I was a swing for heather duke and Veronica's mother but I never ended up having to swing which was a blessing)

    • @Audi0Mati
      @Audi0Mati 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +hellaween shellaween **applause**

    • @piink._.lemonade3561
      @piink._.lemonade3561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We meet again.

    • @moonii7154
      @moonii7154 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cool

    • @boyishbi1670
      @boyishbi1670 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that sounds so fucking cool :0 but whats a swing?

  • @audreygeorge5110
    @audreygeorge5110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    TH-cam asking you to join Premium for the millionth time: 2:00

  • @sisychelsea146
    @sisychelsea146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2636

    Heather: 🎵Let your mommy fix you a snack🎶
    Veronica's mom: Do you want some paté?

    • @acreforrest
      @acreforrest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Chandler : thats not pate thaTS liVERwORst

    • @emeraldtate3204
      @emeraldtate3204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      PATÊ BRO, I GOTTA MOTOR THO

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@acreforrest i predicted the future

    • @leotheoreganoman
      @leotheoreganoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      veronicas mom in the movie is amazing and i fully stan

    • @HeatherChandlerBQ
      @HeatherChandlerBQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@leotheoreganoman don’t we all?

  • @itsthepiano1291
    @itsthepiano1291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3798

    I feel like Heather, Heather and Heather as instruments would be:
    Heather Chandler: Oboe. Has that distinct sound to it.
    Heather Duke: Panflute. Almost unidentifiable among others but if it's noticed then you can't unhear it.
    Heather Macnamara: Flute. Just great noises.

    • @abandonedacc6405
      @abandonedacc6405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Martha: Viola - underrated but amazing and incredible

    • @txnybug
      @txnybug 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      As a band student I love this post a lot more than I should.

    • @veronicacatherine7052
      @veronicacatherine7052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Albin Einstein YES

    • @coolusername8578
      @coolusername8578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      _Great noises_

    • @sw-jy1hh
      @sw-jy1hh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I feel like Chandler is almost Clarinet or oboe because she is so distinct but also sounds really awesome

  • @kaeespresso
    @kaeespresso 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    The heathers, the original mean girls

    • @camelotspies
      @camelotspies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      same thing

    • @itsmemaddy3804
      @itsmemaddy3804 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kae Cet RIGHT

    • @CareBear2480
      @CareBear2480 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kae Cet NO!!!!! JUST NO!!!

    • @keonafolsom5392
      @keonafolsom5392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mean Girls, but the everyone is actual, fleshed out characters and not just archetypes.

    • @ConfusedRicola
      @ConfusedRicola 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That is true, considering mean girls was based off Heathers

  • @RottingZombe
    @RottingZombe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I actually cant wait for preform this for the senior theater performance- Im actually waiting behind stage rn, I got the role as heather duke

    • @Cheesecake_666
      @Cheesecake_666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Congratulations,
      living the dream

    • @RottingZombe
      @RottingZombe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Cheesecake_666 lol, it was very fun

    • @monkeyheathcliff59
      @monkeyheathcliff59 ปีที่แล้ว

      shut up heather

    • @50frogsinatrenchcoat9
      @50frogsinatrenchcoat9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is so cool,I want to play JD despite being a a afab non binary ace but I really want to sing"meant to be yours" on stage

    • @wornouthoodie
      @wornouthoodie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@50frogsinatrenchcoat9i bet you would be great as JD!

  • @bestbean5664
    @bestbean5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9137

    While heather was ok, heather was soooooooo much better. Heather sucked tho, she needs to do better next time

    • @raisinboi632
      @raisinboi632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +865

      Deathbycats 1234 WHAT?! Heather sucked! Not Heather! UGH UR SO WRONG

    • @bestbean5664
      @bestbean5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      raisinboi63 ÒoÓ how DARE you, heather was AMAZING

    • @raisinboi632
      @raisinboi632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +604

      Deathbycats 1234 EXCAUSE ME BUT HEATHER WAS BETTER THAN HEATHER AND HEATHER! SHUT UP HEATHER! wait NOT THAT HEATHER! THE OTHER ONE- oh my god

    • @bestbean5664
      @bestbean5664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      raisinboi63 If you DARE disrespect heather again I will FIGHT YOU

    • @raisinboi632
      @raisinboi632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Deathbycats 1234 OMG COME AT ME biAtCh

  • @molliuspontmercy
    @molliuspontmercy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    I loved it when Heather sang but at the same time Heather's voice is beautiful. Then again I loved Heather's voice as well

    • @AC-hx6gk
      @AC-hx6gk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      *Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died*

    • @Gay_Frogs079
      @Gay_Frogs079 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yea, but heather has the best personaliy tbh, shes iconic as hell.

    • @kaitella_7746
      @kaitella_7746 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      HEATHER IS MY FAVORITE!!

    • @Pika782
      @Pika782 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      heather is the best omg

    • @DuneTheKaiju
      @DuneTheKaiju ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Personally I like Heather's vocals

  • @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231
    @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1696

    Friend:What’s your favorite musical?
    Me:Heathers
    Friend:I don’t think I’ve heard of tha-
    Me:Honey what ya waiting for
    Friend:STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE

  • @v4ni11aciti3s
    @v4ni11aciti3s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    _"Riverdale did it better"_
    * That person was the Imposter *
    * 0 imposters are left *

  • @nizarhilmi803
    @nizarhilmi803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7786

    “Let’s change the word snack because it’s to inappropriate”-riverdale directors
    Edit:even if riverdale weren’t the the ones who changed the lyrics I still think they absolutely butchered heathers

    • @emily24013
      @emily24013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Nizar Hilmi they don’t want to get copyright © I think

    • @yourlocaltheatrekid900
      @yourlocaltheatrekid900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Turtle McFee for the word snack?

    • @sonicdude2011
      @sonicdude2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      It was to rhyme with the other line they changed, from "quarterback" to "football team". Notice how "snack" rhymes with "quarterback" and, unfortunately, "ice cream" rhymes with "football team".

    • @willowgibson7631
      @willowgibson7631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And loser

    • @Cupidbunni
      @Cupidbunni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Actually it’s the high school version of the song written by the same person. It’s changed around in different schools.

  • @serenitysfirefly
    @serenitysfirefly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3670

    I needed to watch this 50 times to heal the deep wounds the Riverdale version gave me

    • @shelbymullin5524
      @shelbymullin5524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Unless you get a concussion and forget the Riverdale version, then there is no healing

    • @amandacannon3465
      @amandacannon3465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Someone would have to give me a brain tumor to forget the Riverdale version

    • @amandacannon3465
      @amandacannon3465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Some drain cleaner may help

    • @ahumanthatexists6048
      @ahumanthatexists6048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Serenity S OMG SAME

    • @stanchuu585
      @stanchuu585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The riverdale version was so underrated the only thing ruining it is all the unneeded auto tune and cole sprouse weird ass singing voice

  • @demonicseries
    @demonicseries 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2697

    Person A: my favorite musical is heathers
    Person B: me too
    Person A: who's your favorite character
    Person B: ...heather?

  • @gumisse
    @gumisse ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Every year i somehow manage to come back here. This song wont leave me alone

    • @saltystick_99
      @saltystick_99 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be frank, I'm more amazed (but scared) that this song was made 9 years ago.

  • @Anna-tk7ui
    @Anna-tk7ui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4728

    Let's face it, we all came here to heal our brains of the trauma of the Riverdale version.

    • @Katoified
      @Katoified 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Annette yes, like wtf river dale?

    • @giselle1312
      @giselle1312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      i love riverdale but they ruined candy store

    • @Jordyn._.
      @Jordyn._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yes riverdale is great but they ruined candy and dead girl walking

    • @zoewilkinson6871
      @zoewilkinson6871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yep need something to save my ears from the riverdale version

    • @luludecola9362
      @luludecola9362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like the Riverdale one more

  • @slion9914
    @slion9914 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3180

    OK, but does this musical scare yet excite anyone else? Like that feeling in your gut you get when you listen to it?

    • @s.irwinfan6446
      @s.irwinfan6446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sisterical Well the Heathers Fandom and Dear Evan Hanson's those fandoms and terrifying

    • @emmabryson3099
      @emmabryson3099 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I get that same feeling about Sweeney Todd. I keep thinking, I shouldn't enjoy something so morbid

    • @uwkhj9836
      @uwkhj9836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sisterical exactly

    • @dillonwinter3521
      @dillonwinter3521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Strangely accurate

    • @leowahlqvist5347
      @leowahlqvist5347 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sisterical true, but I love it anyway

  • @gonnabesoalright
    @gonnabesoalright 9 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    still pissed that this was never on broadway 2k16

    • @AllegedlyDani
      @AllegedlyDani 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You and me both

    • @mariaatat4696
      @mariaatat4696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lia Rose same

    • @abandonedacc6405
      @abandonedacc6405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But Heathers the musical was made around 2014...

    • @arieldabush5560
      @arieldabush5560 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still pissed that this was never on broadway 2k20

  • @ButterFlyGardenBlossom
    @ButterFlyGardenBlossom ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Imagine a fusion between this song, The Schuyler Sisters, and Sincerely Me. That would be one ultimate bop of a trio song haha

  • @enione7251
    @enione7251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4490

    Normal kids: studying and doing HW
    me, rapidly screaming: WELCOME TO MY CANDY STOOOOOOREEEE

    • @salazarslytherin9521
      @salazarslytherin9521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He lly same

    • @picklethedragon4889
      @picklethedragon4889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why is this true?

    • @midnight_rainparis
      @midnight_rainparis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He lly Oh my god me

    • @amandacannon3465
      @amandacannon3465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who doesn't do that me and my friends do all the time

    • @rainbowstroke8470
      @rainbowstroke8470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Me: violently dancing and singing along
      Also me: *sipping a slurpy and dancing/singing to freeze your brain* “can’t relate”

  • @willsgrave9827
    @willsgrave9827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    *Listen up BIOTCH* is the best way to catch someone's attention tbh

    • @illLlama
      @illLlama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Official.Gazebos _ ikr

    • @crystaljackson9702
      @crystaljackson9702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm Gay yeah that won't work with my third graders.... 😅

    • @queerpower1544
      @queerpower1544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now I'm going to say to everyone: Listen up BIOTCH

    • @epic_gaymer_tht6923
      @epic_gaymer_tht6923 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeff the killer I LIKE!!!!

  • @alfie5289
    @alfie5289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    "If she had your shot she would leave you to rot."
    Well, what if Veronica doesn't throw away her shot?

    • @elizakohl8922
      @elizakohl8922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I see another Hamilton fan is desperately trying to fill the void left by Lin Manuel-Miranda. Hi. 👋🏼

    • @natashachloerodrigo3557
      @natashachloerodrigo3557 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Shes just like her country,young,scrappy,and hungry
      yup im hamiltrash😂😂

    • @lilaposta
      @lilaposta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      omg

    • @eunion273
      @eunion273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      YOUR PROFILE PIC MAKES IT EVEN BETTER OH MY GOD

    • @leviloud2195
      @leviloud2195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Everyone give it up for America’s favorite fighting teen men!
      “RAM AND KURT!”

  • @kadysjunk
    @kadysjunk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    1:56 in the shine a light reprise there’s a line that goes “your as* is off the team! Go on and b*tch and moan, you don’t deserve the dream your gonna die alone die alone die alone!” And I thought that was awesome how the song writers included that

  • @sodium5190
    @sodium5190 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2363

    So...ive been jumping around my house dancing and screeching a bunch of musical songs. IM HOME ALONE ITS TIME FOR BIG FUN

    • @Coco-xq7zh
      @Coco-xq7zh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      BIG FUN BIG FUN

    • @ariellelehedgehog9096
      @ariellelehedgehog9096 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Linziplays why are you me? Like no seriously I did that once...it was fucking awesome

    • @lashae1012
      @lashae1012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Linziplays *plays Big Fun*

    • @euphoria8652
      @euphoria8652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Linziplays wrong song

    • @trinaditobener7664
      @trinaditobener7664 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Did your mom and dad forget to lock the licker cabnet????

  • @MakaylaTomasi
    @MakaylaTomasi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3389

    Everyone in the comments was talking about something called Riverdale, so I was like, "It can't be that bad. Come on, guys." I went to listen to it (because I hate myself). I listened to the whole thing, but it took _half an hour_ to get through cause I just... I *_just_* ... I came back here afterward cause It's just... it's *_just_*

    • @crazytornadoe7039
      @crazytornadoe7039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      You poor thing

    • @_stop_8496
      @_stop_8496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      i did the same hong now i’m sad

    • @redranger2344
      @redranger2344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      You're stronger than me. I legit couldn't make it past the first line.

    • @sane810
      @sane810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oh no...

    • @cannolicorgi8913
      @cannolicorgi8913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Same tho. I didn't know what Riverdale's Candy Store was and so I listened to it... I had so many regrets.

  • @sugar2cuube
    @sugar2cuube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3291

    I-
    *i actually kinda nailed the high note*
    Edit: second time I did not

    • @jksbottommole8463
      @jksbottommole8463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Saameee😅

    • @marcydotcom
      @marcydotcom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      i reached the note one time
      *my voice never changed back-*

    • @danivee8572
      @danivee8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Me too!
      In my dreams...

    • @miabrown9421
      @miabrown9421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imma try-

    • @kate434
      @kate434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@miabrown9421 Did you get it

  • @harwen2755
    @harwen2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Me trying to sing this song perfectly:
    *SHUT UP HEATHER!*
    Me: *Can No longer sing the song*

  • @tysontoscano6767
    @tysontoscano6767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    this is what you sing to the quiet kid before they start singing pumped up kicks

    • @FrtyThry
      @FrtyThry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      But it is step into my gun store

    • @kittipotatoart3420
      @kittipotatoart3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmfao.

    • @malenamedina1811
      @malenamedina1811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Quiet kid:
      We can smile and cudlle while the fire grooooows

    • @alexmun7391
      @alexmun7391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      quiet kid: tonight our school is vietnam

    • @kate434
      @kate434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@alexmun7391 As the quiet kid I can confirm this

  • @malcxvm
    @malcxvm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    this song is basically a roast

    • @leah7348
      @leah7348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Another great roast song: Congratulations (Hamilton)

    • @ccdraws2759
      @ccdraws2759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Musicals secretly have dis tracks

  • @starryxsky2915
    @starryxsky2915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    They way she says "let your mommy" is so sassy and snappy I love it.

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Finally got Chandler's riff right, Im an alto, feeling powerful

  • @theglassesgirls2440
    @theglassesgirls2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    this makes me want to set up a stand outside of my house selling homemade fudge and candy with this playing on loop

    • @np-cos4065
      @np-cos4065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I accidentally read this as “homicide fudge” so um..ha, not totally inaccurate…

    • @ipekdag4618
      @ipekdag4618 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@np-cos4065 well JD would be a regular customer, he loves such fudge ;)

    • @crosonyconnecter
      @crosonyconnecter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ipekdag4618
      well you see-

  • @dazeychayn
    @dazeychayn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    person: musicals cant be serious
    me: are we gonna have a problem?
    you got a bone to pick?

    • @corabraddy859
      @corabraddy859 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'D NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF, AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH

    • @imalreadytracer582
      @imalreadytracer582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Natasha Chloe Rodrigo HERE'S SOME ADVICE LISTEN UP

    • @rinb4599
      @rinb4599 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BEYOTCH

    • @Maria-hm7vp
      @Maria-hm7vp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I. FUCKING. LOVE YOU GUYS

    • @Maria-hm7vp
      @Maria-hm7vp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Natasha Chloe Rodrigo the saaasss 😂

  • @ohleyer123
    @ohleyer123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    heather chandler is now on my list of roles i wanna play

    • @mystiquesnow2379
      @mystiquesnow2379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shannon Ohleyer same here but I don't know if I can sing as well as Heather chandler

    • @rancidprince3133
      @rancidprince3133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @vdemarzo2375
      @vdemarzo2375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shannon Ohleyer JD is on mine, but I'm a girl, so like, nearly impossible. Veronica would be on mine, but I can't belt high enough. If I use a bitchy character voice I can sing any of the Heathers parts though.

    • @xochiltcort360
      @xochiltcort360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Castiel Novak why don’t you just gender bend the characters

    • @demolitionloveri
      @demolitionloveri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanna play every single character at once

  • @Ilikewofandwarriorcats
    @Ilikewofandwarriorcats 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Heathers is kind of like if you shoved class of 09 and mean girls into a blender. And I love it.

    • @suriru
      @suriru 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is so true I literally can't 😭🤚

  • @Sharktwoth
    @Sharktwoth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Heather Chandler is definitely my favorite. She's a gosh dang savage.
    Edit: Holy heathers 242 likes?! I'm shook

    • @destiny_4313
      @destiny_4313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I prefer Heather McNamara cuz she's a sinamon roll

    • @Sharktwoth
      @Sharktwoth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Destiny Daniels Apart from talking about chopping people's heads in half with a meat cleaver 😂 lol

    • @warmslimegaming8860
      @warmslimegaming8860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Galaxy Song Heather MacNamara is my favorite, besides the vomiting n' shit

    • @erinrobinson8199
      @erinrobinson8199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She’s honestly the best friend we all need. At least her ghost is. Brutally honest but in a caring way to keep you out of trouble. If you think about it she’s not even THAT bad. Yeah she’s really mean but I honestly think it’s just a power thing to make sure her and the other Heathers stay popular. Plus she actually let’s Veronica into the group and compliments her. She actually lets Veronica try to apologize to her. And when she was a ghost she was constantly trying to keep Veronica away from JD and calls her her best friend. And even warns her when JD is coming. Honestly I feel like this musical just shows that people are a thousand times nicer when they’re dead.

    • @abandoned---channel-o7b
      @abandoned---channel-o7b 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about h duke?

  • @lorendaemon7945
    @lorendaemon7945 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2828

    So, I'm seeing some people comparing them to the Schuylers.
    Fair enough, both female trios and all.
    But, I have another proposition.
    The trio of Jefferson, Madison, and Burr as the Heathers.
    Seriously, this is the best idea I've ever had.

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +America's Favourite Fighting Frenchman Thanks, Lafayette.

    • @Alice-sh1qy
      @Alice-sh1qy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yesss

    • @tamaraarevalo4707
      @tamaraarevalo4707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      and what about John as Veronica And Alex as JD

    • @praxibetelix1664
      @praxibetelix1664 8 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      James Madison. Father of the Bill of Rights. His dad's loaded - he's the largest landowner in the county.
      Aaron Burr. U.S. Senator. No discernible personality, but Jefferson did appoint him vice president.
      And Thomas Jefferson. The Almighty. He is a mythic bitch.

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Tamara “Candy Queen” Arevalo Hmm...Alex as Veronica and John as JD, maybe? Eliza as Martha? I don't know.

  • @ethandemarest3386
    @ethandemarest3386 8 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Okay, so I just saw a production of Heathers at the Ringwald theatre in Ferndale, Michigan and they had a GUY play Heather Chandler! It was awesome, he was in full drag and everything. He was sassy and he had such a good voice! Just thought I'd share because I was blown away :)

    • @dawnmayer5066
      @dawnmayer5066 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WOW that is so conveinent my daughter just was that on saturday in michigan

    • @chocolateanders8572
      @chocolateanders8572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah, my friends actually saw that production, they said it was great during this song when he drops the bass on his voice at the beginning so it came out like, "You've come so far, why now? Are you pulling on mY DICK?!?". I heard it was a really awesome production!

    • @ethandemarest3386
      @ethandemarest3386 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It really was a great show!

    • @KingGeorgeIIIiwanttoperish
      @KingGeorgeIIIiwanttoperish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Were you Blown Away? like philip?

    • @boramisbarsayahh9152
      @boramisbarsayahh9152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No... just... NO >:'v

  • @meridaskywalker7816
    @meridaskywalker7816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    So....my dog is very noisy. Today, when he didn't want to stop barking, I said 'Shut up, Heather!' while looking in his eyes and he did shut up. What kind of magic is that?

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    0:17 starts fortnite dancing due to that one animation

    • @SaKura-il8op
      @SaKura-il8op 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What’s it called again?

    • @livtaylor7378
      @livtaylor7378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SaKura-il8op it got taken down :(

    • @SaKura-il8op
      @SaKura-il8op 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Liv Taylor oh... ok. Well, thanks for telling me.

    • @SaKura-il8op
      @SaKura-il8op 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Liv Taylor It’s back! th-cam.com/video/iTgmapRTNMQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @ploppityploppity5611
      @ploppityploppity5611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ew fortnites fucking gay

  • @rogehnim.4018
    @rogehnim.4018 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3271

    I'm just waiting for a musicals version of Just Dance. Maybe I'd be more fit then.

    • @katiehusband1505
      @katiehusband1505 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I played one years ago called dance on Broadway, for the wii. Fairly classic stuff, you know chicago, rocky horror,lion king, thoroughly modern Millie. It was pretty fun

    • @rogehnim.4018
      @rogehnim.4018 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh, cool! I'll have to look that up~ Thanks!

    • @rumpleteazerstan9928
      @rumpleteazerstan9928 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Katie Husband so did I,my year 2 teacher recommend it,it's basically musical just dance but I can't remember it that much because I don't have my wiii

    • @rumpleteazerstan9928
      @rumpleteazerstan9928 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wii

    • @heyitschevonne6322
      @heyitschevonne6322 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      meee

  • @ellielindsey7454
    @ellielindsey7454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I felt bad for Heather when Heather told her to shut up. But then Heather sang that next line and I forgave her.

    • @lord.shitpost698
      @lord.shitpost698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen

    • @crowsoto9612
      @crowsoto9612 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Heather

    • @braedantorrisi440
      @braedantorrisi440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crowsoto9612 Heather is better.

    • @ibuki3746
      @ibuki3746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So heather hit heather but didn't hit heather but heather forgave heather and heather sang along with heather and heather

    • @blueshell4188
      @blueshell4188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ibuki3746 what a tounge twister

  • @addirowlett5734
    @addirowlett5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    wanna feel confident? well every time you walk in a room just imagine the intro to any Heathers song playing as you walk in and announce your news
    example: I just burned down 4 churches 7 orphanage's and blew up a highschool

    • @mayaniscioli5086
      @mayaniscioli5086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      JD?? Is that you??

    • @addirowlett5734
      @addirowlett5734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mayaniscioli5086 Maybe, Maybe not.

    • @icecreamsundd
      @icecreamsundd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes please

    • @roccozxy
      @roccozxy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jason Dean?!?

    • @kazbramble499
      @kazbramble499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jason Dean, doing jason Dean things

  • @grimdarkutpia9792
    @grimdarkutpia9792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    it'S SAFE TO SAY THAT IF HEATHER CHANDLER BROKE MY LEGS AND THREW ME INTO A PIT OF FIRE I WOULD THANK HER

    • @theoceanghost1117
      @theoceanghost1117 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GrimdarkUtøpia looked at profile . You realy like prom queen don’t u

    • @chrisreilly549
      @chrisreilly549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      GrimdarkUtøpia well.....
      F U C K M E G E N T L Y W I T H A C H A I N S A W ! ! ! !

    • @maddgirll4206
      @maddgirll4206 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly me too

  • @julieriley123
    @julieriley123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4133

    I think Heather was the best
    Edit 11 months later: for everyone wondering which one I meant it was heather if you guys had any common sense you would know she is far superior than Heather and Heather

    • @Bamjoanna
      @Bamjoanna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Rebeka And Nora which one?

    • @lucyl15
      @lucyl15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Rebeka And Nora no heather was better

    • @catschofield5630
      @catschofield5630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      coolwhipistasty no heathers the best one of them all

    • @jjd.7177
      @jjd.7177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Clearly you have a shitty taste in Heathers. Heather was the best.

    • @catschofield5630
      @catschofield5630 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      HEATHER WAS BETTER

  • @wockyslush1169
    @wockyslush1169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2077

    Heathers the Musical: *has a huge fan base and great plot based on a classic movie*
    Broadway: Hmmm... Alright, let’s put Spongebob on broadway.

    • @AsunderFuture
      @AsunderFuture 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Broadway: Yea, that will really boost our ratings! Wait! Wait! Where are you all going?
      Every Broadway fan with a good taste in plays: *You suck*

    • @jewelmine442
      @jewelmine442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean, some of the songs are decent.

    • @melon3852
      @melon3852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I like your picture, m8.

    • @Shroombunixia
      @Shroombunixia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The girl who plays Karen is the one who plays Christine in Bmc

    • @WowItsJoao
      @WowItsJoao 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Spongebob > Heathers

  • @Sun-sy7ec
    @Sun-sy7ec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Listening to this song: ooh typical teen drama peer pressure story
    The rest of the musical: we got murder, we got death, we got suicides, we got psychos