This was a family favourite my Brother and I would watch the Revolting Ryhmes vhs back to back for enjoyment. When ''Witches'' came out we were both so excited. Thanks for a fantastic childhood Roald Dahl.
Another great one that disturbed the living bejeezus out of me, that ending is so gruesome even for a little brat like Goldilocks, the SFX of the Baby Bear running up the stairs followed by the zoom-in on Goldie is just nightmare fuel. Roald Dahl really liked to give bratty kids nasty ends didn't he? I love the bit where Goldie swears and how the Daddy Bear comments on bowel movement. Classy adult humour! XD
@@flutterbatdaughterofelvira5404exactly I'm very surprised that Goldilocks isn't a lot like Big Jack Horner instead Especially this story involves Goldilocks stealing from this family unlike Dreamworks film making her an orphan who lives with them wanting a proper family
There you are... This famous, wicked, little tale Should never have been put on sale It is a mystery to me Why loving parents cannot see That this is actually a book About a brazen little crook Had I the chance I wouldn’t fail To clap young Goldilocks in jail Now just imagine how you’d feel If you had cooked a lovely meal Delicious porridge, steaming hot Fresh coffee in the coffee-pot With maybe toast and marmalade The table beautifully laid One place for you and one for Dad Another for your little lad Then Dad cries, “Golly-gosh! Gee whizz! Oh cripes! How hot this porridge is, Let’s take a walk along the street Until it’s cool enough to eat.” He adds, “An early morning stroll Is good for people on the whole It makes your appetite improve It also helps your bowels to move.” No proper wife would dare to question Such a sensible suggestion Above all not at breakfast time When men are seldom at their prime. No sooner are you down the road Than Goldilocks, that little toad That nosey thieving little louse Comes sneaking in your empty house She looks around, she quickly notes Three bowls brimful of porridge oats And while still standing on her feet She grabs a spoon and starts to eat I say again, how would you feel If you had made this lovely meal And some delinquent little tot Broke in and gobbled up the lot? But wait! That’s not the worst of it Now comes the most depressing bit You are of course a houseproud wife And all your happy married life You have collected lovely things Like guilded cherubs wearing wings And furniture by Chippendale Bought at some famous auction sale But your most special valued treasure The piece that gives you endless pleasure Is one small children’s dining-chair Elizabethan, very rare It is in fact your joy and pride Passed down to you on grandma’s side But Goldilocks, like many freaks Does not appreciate antiques She doesn’t care, she doesn’t mind And now she plomks her fat behind Upon this dainty precious chair And crunch! It bursts beyond repair A nice girl would at once exclaim “Oh dear! Oh heavens! What a shame.” Not Goldilocks, she begins to swear She bellows, “What a lousy chair.” And used one disgusting word That luckily you’ve never heard (I dare not write it, even hint it Nobody would ever print it) You’d think by now this little skunk Would have the sense to do a bunk But no, I very much regret She hasn’t nearly finished yet Deciding she would like a rest She says, “Let’s see which bed is best.” Upstairs she goes and tries all three (Here comes the next catastrophe) Most educated people choose To rid themselves of socks and shoes Before they clamber into bed But Goldie didn’t give a shred Her filthy shoes were thick with grime And mud and mush and slush and slime Worse still, upon the heel of one Was somehting that a dog had done I say once more, what would you think If all this horrid dirt and stink Was smeared upon your eiderdown By this revolting little clown (The famous story has no clues To show the girl removed her shoes) Oh what a tale of crime on crime Let’s check it for a second time. Crime one, the prosecution’s case She breaks and enters someone’s place. Crime two, the prosecutor notes She steals a bowl of porridge oats. Crime three, she breaks a precious chair Belonging to the Baby Bear. Crime four, she smears each spotless sheet With filthy messes from her feet. A judge would say without a blink “Ten years hard labour in the clink.” But in the book, as you will see The little beast gets off Scot-free While tiny children near and far Shout, “Goody-good! Hooray! Hurrah! Poor Darling Goldilocks,” they say, “Thank goodness that she got away.” Myself, I think I’d rather send Young Goldie to a sticky end “Oh Daddy” cried the Baby Bear “My porridge gone, it isn’t fair!” “Then go upstairs,” the Big Bear said “Your porridge is upon the bed But as it’s inside mademoiselle You’ll have to eat her up as well.”
OMFG, I had nightmares at this in childhood! o.O Scarred for childhood life! :s Curse you, Quentin Blake! Awful music as well, the music editing is shambolic! :/EDIT: OK, I'll take back the music-editing; it was obviously part of a full-length compilation of the revolting rhymes but the editing still wasn't done particularly well. :sThis was on 'My Best Friends' 1993 and in my eyes, one of THE biggest mistakes on that VHS... I don't really think the clip alone would be suitable for anyone under 4-7... I first watched this at 3 or 4 and was so frightened! The sound effects are offputting as well. :/
Kenny Wyton don't do that! It's same as me saying "I DON'T LIKE YOUR IDEA I HATE YOUR IDEA" and I'm pretty sure you don't want me to say that. But yes I had night mares when I was little when I watched this. But still you need to give positive feedback with that negative feedback. Or it wouldn't be nice.
This was a family favourite my Brother and I would watch the Revolting Ryhmes vhs back to back for enjoyment. When ''Witches'' came out we were both so excited. Thanks for a fantastic childhood Roald Dahl.
Another great one that disturbed the living bejeezus out of me, that ending is so gruesome even for a little brat like Goldilocks, the SFX of the Baby Bear running up the stairs followed by the zoom-in on Goldie is just nightmare fuel. Roald Dahl really liked to give bratty kids nasty ends didn't he? I love the bit where Goldie swears and how the Daddy Bear comments on bowel movement. Classy adult humour! XD
The ending was horrible because Goldilocks became a feast for stealing their food!
@@flutterbatdaughterofelvira5404exactly
I'm very surprised that Goldilocks isn't a lot like Big Jack Horner instead
Especially this story involves Goldilocks stealing from this family unlike Dreamworks film making her an orphan who lives with them wanting a proper family
By far the funniest of the Revolting Rhymes! Great narration by Prunella Scales as well.
Porridge ain't a lovely meal well maybe if you love it but me don't
I had these revolting rhymes on cassette loved it every night
2:46
Roald makes wonderful story just to keep the children happy and all that stuf x3
She got it now like the Goldilocks from The Simpsons.
Everyone says they had nightmares about this XD But I watched this when I was 3 and didn't even worry about it ! -3-
Eimhear And The Stories! Me too, it’s was my favourite! Had them on VHS and watched it over & over again!
The ending was scary because Goldilocks became a feast for breaking baby bear's chair!
At my school year 6 does a roald Dahl revolting rhyme every year and this year my year are doing this tomorrow and on Thursday to so excited!!
how did it go? (6 years later lmao)
Ahhh, that refreshing feeling of digging up your past for a literature assignment.
On that note, if anybody from my class is reading this, hello!
Hi...
Lol its me sanjay... hello dean
Hai :P
I had to memorize this story for a contest way back in elementary school :’)
I'm not going to bed tonight
Because Goldilocks got eaten for breaking baby bear's chair!
There you are...
This famous, wicked, little tale
Should never have been put on sale
It is a mystery to me
Why loving parents cannot see
That this is actually a book
About a brazen little crook
Had I the chance I wouldn’t fail
To clap young Goldilocks in jail
Now just imagine how you’d feel
If you had cooked a lovely meal
Delicious porridge, steaming hot
Fresh coffee in the coffee-pot
With maybe toast and marmalade
The table beautifully laid
One place for you and one for Dad
Another for your little lad
Then Dad cries, “Golly-gosh! Gee whizz!
Oh cripes! How hot this porridge is,
Let’s take a walk along the street
Until it’s cool enough to eat.”
He adds, “An early morning stroll
Is good for people on the whole
It makes your appetite improve
It also helps your bowels to move.”
No proper wife would dare to question
Such a sensible suggestion
Above all not at breakfast time
When men are seldom at their prime.
No sooner are you down the road
Than Goldilocks, that little toad
That nosey thieving little louse
Comes sneaking in your empty house
She looks around, she quickly notes
Three bowls brimful of porridge oats
And while still standing on her feet
She grabs a spoon and starts to eat
I say again, how would you feel
If you had made this lovely meal
And some delinquent little tot
Broke in and gobbled up the lot?
But wait! That’s not the worst of it
Now comes the most depressing bit
You are of course a houseproud wife
And all your happy married life
You have collected lovely things
Like guilded cherubs wearing wings
And furniture by Chippendale
Bought at some famous auction sale
But your most special valued treasure
The piece that gives you endless pleasure
Is one small children’s dining-chair Elizabethan, very rare It is in fact your joy and pride
Passed down to you on grandma’s side
But Goldilocks, like many freaks
Does not appreciate antiques
She doesn’t care, she doesn’t mind
And now she plomks her fat behind
Upon this dainty precious chair
And crunch! It bursts beyond repair
A nice girl would at once exclaim “Oh dear! Oh heavens! What a shame.”
Not Goldilocks, she begins to swear
She bellows, “What a lousy chair.”
And used one disgusting word
That luckily you’ve never heard
(I dare not write it, even hint it
Nobody would ever print it)
You’d think by now this little skunk
Would have the sense to do a bunk
But no, I very much regret
She hasn’t nearly finished yet
Deciding she would like a rest
She says, “Let’s see which bed is best.” Upstairs she goes and tries all three
(Here comes the next catastrophe)
Most educated people choose
To rid themselves of socks and shoes Before they clamber into bed
But Goldie didn’t give a shred
Her filthy shoes were thick with grime
And mud and mush and slush and slime Worse still, upon the heel of one
Was somehting that a dog had done
I say once more,
what would you think
If all this horrid dirt and stink
Was smeared upon your eiderdown
By this revolting little clown
(The famous story has no clues
To show the girl removed her shoes)
Oh what a tale of crime on crime
Let’s check it for a second time.
Crime one, the prosecution’s case
She breaks and enters someone’s place. Crime two, the prosecutor notes
She steals a bowl of porridge oats.
Crime three, she breaks a precious chair Belonging to the Baby Bear.
Crime four, she smears each spotless sheet With filthy messes from her feet.
A judge would say without a blink
“Ten years hard labour in the clink.”
But in the book, as you will see
The little beast gets off Scot-free
While tiny children near and far
Shout, “Goody-good! Hooray! Hurrah!
Poor Darling Goldilocks,” they say,
“Thank goodness that she got away.” Myself, I think I’d rather send
Young Goldie to a sticky end
“Oh Daddy” cried the Baby Bear
“My porridge gone, it isn’t fair!”
“Then go upstairs,” the Big Bear said
“Your porridge is upon the bed
But as it’s inside mademoiselle
You’ll have to eat her up as well.”
In Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch you can find my own take on Goldilocks and the Three Bears. It's stupendous!
Goldilocks was just like AAAASDUWJBMUJACB AAAAAAAAAAAAAA in the end. Guess whos gonna get reminded about that at 10 pm tonight
Revolting rhymes are so creepy. They were nightmares when I was a youngling.
Pretty jump scare tho
So good
Even in the original she's what's a stealing little house breaking in goblin roald Dahl to said what we were all thinking
me to
but when i was 4
Why, I found the narrative told in this way rather sensible;)
Why did my teacher make us watch this it's already creepy
Yes,the ending was horrible because goldilocks became a feast for stealing their food!
The ending was scary because Goldilocks became a feast for stealing their food!
were doing this play
I am definitely doing a play
OMFG, I had nightmares at this in childhood! o.O Scarred for childhood life! :s Curse you, Quentin Blake! Awful music as well, the music editing is shambolic! :/EDIT: OK, I'll take back the music-editing; it was obviously part of a full-length compilation of the revolting rhymes but the editing still wasn't done particularly well. :sThis was on 'My Best Friends' 1993 and in my eyes, one of THE biggest mistakes on that VHS... I don't really think the clip alone would be suitable for anyone under 4-7... I first watched this at 3 or 4 and was so frightened! The sound effects are offputting as well. :/
Kenny Wyton don't do that! It's same as me saying "I DON'T LIKE YOUR IDEA I HATE YOUR IDEA" and I'm pretty sure you don't want me to say that. But yes I had night mares when I was little when I watched this. But still you need to give positive feedback with that negative feedback. Or it wouldn't be nice.
this shit gave me nightmares as a kid but hard liquor makes watching it tolerable
jessica selkirk wot school u at?
What the hell did I just watch?!
so you are a child, yeah says its all about commenting on my cavy giving birth!
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Daddy she what in me porrige never mind well eat it out of her bottom lol
Wwwww
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noen fra spydeberg som ser denne kmt eller haha
ay mr peel look in the comment
scared cat
The bears look like rats
Trolololololololololololol
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ayo look in the comments
This is cringe wtf
rubbish stuff
Excuse me?!