I was in tears laughing when Yanni went on about not ever getting a vasectomy so he can hold it over his wife's head. "I'll go an start another FAMILY!!" Lmaooo so glad the boys are back!
CUZZIES we need an episode of Xenophon. Cuteee soldier who was behind enemy lines and lead 10,000 Greeks back home. Make no mistake this story is WILD!
It's official with this particular episode, History Hyenas is back with the Weh Song Xian --- them explaining to Matt the meaning of "for the table" is f'in hilarious
They can try and distract us with Matt Rife but let's be real cuzzos we wanna see Yanni Kloni and Chrissy have a tell all episode about the split and reunion. Our two favorite dads are BACK ... make no mistake this is a hot and messy couple.
It’s still up two days later. I think the kid has calmed down since then and knows that as long as he himself doesn’t say anything too wild, he’ll be fine.
One thing that caught my attention, was that Matt got baptized back in august and was mentioned that church is boring or something like that, there not all the same and depends where we all go .
Im not a star, im just a fan. But the advice they gave about not reading comments to matt rife "its just for them" was so good. You could see Matt's face like holy shit this is whats keeping me up at night
Guys, guys. I’m trying to work here. I’m throwing stone right now and it’s very difficult to throw stone when I’m doubled over every two minutes. 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No offense to this cute kid, but no guest is always better, almost always. There are some exceptions, like Matt and Shane, Tim Dillon, Nick swardson, there aren't too many people who can keep up and actually enhance the pod
Bonus episode: “Matt rife for the table the appetizer” is up for the matriarchy here: www.patreon.com/historyhyenas
Chrissy, post your elevate app performance numbies!!
So chrissy can have something for the Ole spank bank.
Hahaha listening to these two explain their podcast sounds like 8 year olds telling you about the rules in their fort 😂
“We’re history cuties”
lol all of Rife’s followers are like wtf
😂
haha that's a hilarious analogy.
Bahahaha! 🤣
Hilarious man!
This the first time I heard so much HH lore, I was always lost on wtf they say some times😂
Not even a month since the podcast is back and they already coined one of the wildest phrases I've ever heard, "for the table" LMAO
Classier than “for the streets” 😂 “appetizer” is also better than “snack” 👌
They started saying that years ago
It's so perfect haha, love it.
That's an old term. "For the table" is a thing you order for everyone to enjoy.
Truth Bader ginsberg
*Matt is for the table, Chrissy is for the back door, and Yannis is for the basement.*
its just what it is
Deserves more likes. 🤙🏻
This episode is like when the popular kid hangs out with those kids that are in the portable buildings behind the school.
😂😂😂😂 Underrated!
Portable buildings lmfao
And lets be real, the bus that takes them to school isn't a full sized bus...
Nice nice 😂
This is a 10/10 funny comment cuz
This ain’t Tim Dillon
My first thought. Looks like him tho......
😂
Slim Dillon
Yes it is? Blonde, hot, gay.. all the boxes are checked it's tim for sure
Yea I'm kinda pissed they got an actual gay guy and not Tim Dillon
Yannis : "Trust us.. you can trust us. Everything's fine, it's a Museum, it's not even an oven anymore" 🤣🤣🤣
“Jew cant trust us”
He's just overwhelmed by the lingo😂 It's what it is!
it is what it is cuss¡
I am too! 😅
Why am I this happy this show is back? It’s an irregular amount of happiness to have about 2 men talking.
Because there is nothing else that even comes close to these guys
You're a little franks n beans kid It's what it is
Sameses!! 🎉🎉🎉
That’s how I feel about The Basement Yard
#LADDERLIFE
The bits aren’t translating to the youngers who have fully embraced the “for the table” lifestyle and don’t make any distinctions at all
What is for the table lol
Haha, I love how they made Matt feel so uncomfortable right from the beginning talking about eunuchs.
Bring back the bean bag chair for guests
Should just get a really tiny chair
Chris : " I mean what isn't Chinese these days" 🤣🤣🤣
I swear to God if this podcast ever goes away again IT AINT GONNA BE A CHARACTER PIECE
The phrase "For the Table" is the best Christmas gift I could have asked for. Another HH classic for the lexicon.
Chrissie top half looking like Superman/Clark Kent with the hair curl and the bottom half like the Penguin with those feet 😂
He’s half a superhero, half a villain but make no mistake he’s a full FF cuz!!!
Yannis: "Well I'll answer for him, he wants to be in a REPUBLICAN neighborhood!!" 🤣🤣🤣
😂
Im pretty sure matt is here against his will 😂 even when he laughs he looks terrified.
I was in tears laughing when Yanni went on about not ever getting a vasectomy so he can hold it over his wife's head.
"I'll go an start another FAMILY!!"
Lmaooo so glad the boys are back!
CUZZIES we need an episode of Xenophon. Cuteee soldier who was behind enemy lines and lead 10,000 Greeks back home. Make no mistake this story is WILD!
Never heard of this gigachad
This is like my parents getting back together right before Christmas.
Rife: "...I'll send U 1 U can turn into a bookmark."
HILARIOUS JOKE that got walked on 😂😂😂
Chris and Yannis are the comedians Matt wishes he could be
He’s pretty decent at crowdwork.
Matt's problem is he ISN'T hanging out with Tim Dillon ENOUGH!
you want Matt to get fucked?
This a character piece ep?
Matt is baptized! Hallelujah 🙏🏻🙌🏻🥰
Matt Rife got out-talked by the Chrissy-Yannis algorithm. 🔥
Good luck with the book sales, guy. 🎄
Matt: I just saw Greta Van Fleet at The Greek
Chrissy: She’s the best!
Matt: It’s a group…
😂🤣😂
OMFG. That was great. Love ya Chrissy! ❤M
1:01:43
How much work has this kid had done on his face? He’s gonna look wild in 10 years
Has he? I didn't think he did but I could be wrong, I think the blonde hair is throwing it off
@@dinomerk9149He looks like he's made of wax now, it's really odd.
He’s gonna look like Carrot Top if he keeps it up
Anybody seen ol Matty Rife before getting his grilled fixed?? 😂😂 woah teeth can go a long way
Started out lookin British 🇬🇧
My daughter said he looked like a fish that bites
matt picking the least funny PPW is very on brand for his comedy and personality
I hate when people don't pick the right PPW. It makes my WYA a FLWU under the YWWP
Make no mistake I watched this on Patreon yesterday but I’m just here to throw these FFs a 👍🏻
Bro that Chinese foot bounding riff from Chris was Hilariousssss
CEASE AND DESIST 😂😂😂
Crying laughing feels great again.. I’m so happy these two are back together. Truly one of the funniest comedy duos I’ve ever experienced ❤
Chris has to know he's gay. That Islander jacket is a huge giveaway
Hes for the table
TBG
Id like to see the hyenas teach guests about history topics
I don't think Matt knew the Netanyahu reference lmao
Ellen looks great!
Underrated comments and shouldn’t be buried
"Have you tried oregano pills?" YANNI YOU FUCKING CUTIEEEE
It's official with this particular episode, History Hyenas is back with the Weh Song Xian --- them explaining to Matt the meaning of "for the table" is f'in hilarious
Placebo Effect might need to get added to the lingo
They can try and distract us with Matt Rife but let's be real cuzzos we wanna see Yanni Kloni and Chrissy have a tell all episode about the split and reunion. Our two favorite dads are BACK ... make no mistake this is a hot and messy couple.
Rife is for Rome!
Go deep, swim through
Best part of this election was history hyenas coming back
Just 3 whyyyyyyyyte guys
WyeEEEEt
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍😄
We're back
Yanni is a turk turk turk 🇹🇷
"Yeah, I performed in the Bronx" 😂😂😂😂
That intro is so goated. It's ridiculous. Freestyle forever!
Let’s hope this one stays up more than twenty-four hours
Im here 2 days in, so!
Lookin good 🫡
At the end of the episode on patreon they said they waited for him to leave to say he chose the wrong oatteon name for the list winner lmao
Matt just ignoring them talking with the German accents... That is what's called a character pieceee😂
“There’s three things you need to know. There’s boys, girls and there’s Jesus.” Had me dying 🤣🤣
That title is amazing
Is Matt going cry and get this pod deleted aswelll??
What is this in reference to?
@@Fallencomrade182Are You Garbage pod. RIP T-Bone McScruffins aka Toby McMullen
@@Fallencomrade182are you garbage episode he did got pulled after a day
@@asalu0000may I ask what happened?
It’s still up two days later. I think the kid has calmed down since then and knows that as long as he himself doesn’t say anything too wild, he’ll be fine.
Genuinely excited every time I hear that intro, never thought I’d hear it again 😂🤣
“Don’t tell Drew Barrymore what I said” hahahahaha!
1:02:55 The Hyenas are teaching this puppy on comedy lingo 101 is a moon landing moment 😂
absolutely wonderful to hear Matt got baptized ✝
I love how mad this will make a lot of people
this is too frikin' hilarious but Matt Rife's expression at times is so..."I'm sorry, run that by me again"....LOL
def one of the best podcast intro music
One thing that caught my attention, was that Matt got baptized back in august and was mentioned that church is boring or something like that, there not all the same and depends where we all go .
Seeing matt stress over this is the funniest thing lmao I never realized how chris and yannis are THOSE friends.
OH YEA, CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS ONE!
“It’s a museum now it’s not an oven anymore” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ah finally the cuteeeeeeest part of my week
Im not a star, im just a fan. But the advice they gave about not reading comments to matt rife "its just for them" was so good. You could see Matt's face like holy shit this is whats keeping me up at night
Guys, guys. I’m trying to work here. I’m throwing stone right now and it’s very difficult to throw stone when I’m doubled over every two minutes. 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gonna move my monkey to this, cause make no mistake, Matt Rife is a CUTE kid. Thanks cuzzies
CHRISSY CLARK KENT
“First guest we’ve had on history hyenas” starting off strong with a lie 😂
since they're back!
Didn't realize how much I missed this podcast. The most hilarious part of the week.
Let’s see how many times Chris will say “and make no mistake” this episode😂
Matt rife looks like Brendan Fraser before Hollywood black listed him
The way Chris says Hy-Hena drives me absolutely insane
Dude. I thought I was the only one. Thank god I found you friend 🫂
Waiting for Chris to give Matt a nickname.
I'm so glad this is back, babe!
Yaaaaaaaaaas finally better quality sound and video, QT :D
Make no misstakeeeee this was a snoozie woozie cussys
“I just wanna go back in time… there’s boys, there’s girls, there’s Jesus!” ✝️🙏
The WNBA bit was pure gold YAAASSSSSSS
This ‘interview’ made me like Matt Life
“Greta van Fleet”
“Yeah, she’s great”
Hidden gem
Their reason to Humus Tunnels was hilarious 😂😂😂
Shout out to Chrissy D for being able to get through this episode being rock hard the entire time...👏
DiStiffano
No offense to this cute kid, but no guest is always better, almost always. There are some exceptions, like Matt and Shane, Tim Dillon, Nick swardson, there aren't too many people who can keep up and actually enhance the pod
Matt rife also just isn’t a funny kid… es lo que es
💯
Best podcast!
Best thing to wake up to😂❤
Make no mistake I Wiz like Khalifa when I see you post on the astroturf
When are we getting History Hyenas branded oregono pills?
Cant WAIT to see Matt Rife tonight in Lexington!! Hope to laugh till my side hurts!
Something tell me Rife aint downloading the Elevate app 😅😂😂😂
Maybe it's a bit
You mean a character piece
@daxterrack make no mistake
This podcast deserves to be up in the millie zone for real for real!
Crissy Kenickie 😂😂
"For the table" is obscure enough that I would buy and proudly wear that shirt.
Get well soon Matt. Hopefully the treatments help.
Me and all my boys clipped by the bawls
Rife fresh off the fillers
He’s so uncanny looking 🙃
Rife should feel more lucky to be there
God dammit
hummus tunnels 😂
“What’s your favorite part of history?” Then shoots a cutie glance. Cuz thinks he’s on a date.