To sleep on the Goon Couch as per the request of Numi, Keeper of the Goon Couch, is truly a blessed honour. But now comes the curse, the regret of knowing what others have done on that Couch & knowing you laid thine head where others...... *gooned.* Camila may be strong *but the Goon Couch is stronger, the Goon Couch is forever.*
Akuma Nihmune, high priestess of the communal masturbatoreum wherein lieth the fabled couch of goon that has tasted the sweet nectar of so many 2D waifus
You know there’s so much potential for the couch. She could totally auction it off As for guests, rather than fear it perhaps they should embrace it. Start contributing
No that shit would be like crypto, value would plummet cause there isn't a couch on earth Bao wouldn't goon What a weird sentence, what an odd time we live in
Imagine being in the hospital and waking up to this playing on your phone and a goddamn nurse in your room. THANKS NUMI I REALLY NEEDED A HEART ATTACK THIS MORNING!
Every single time someone talks about "the couch" they mention how comfy it is. Now just want to know what model of couch it is, so I can buy one myself.
The harsh reality is that most couches you've ever sat on in life have been "goon couches." Now I don't know that to be true but would it really be that surprising when you think about it? People be gooning wherever there is space to goon.
If you're traveling a lot or just generally not staying in one place for long, it makes a lot of sense. Even before you consider the housing costs in America. There's an ever growing number of people doing the Van Life thing and there's always been a surprisingly large group of people straight up living out of campers and RVs.
@@Critter68 It was actually supposed to be a joke, I'd never leave this property here. Even though, if I sold it, I could probably buy a luxury apartment around NY Central Park larger than my current house. Prices here are 7 times what they were in 2000.
@phil955 oh, I get it. I'm never leaving the house I'm in. But if something major happens, I'm not going to bother buying a new house. In that case, I'd buy an RV.
@@Critter68 My house is also part of a farm and my workplace in one. The chance of me having to leave is minimal. Unless the prices drop even more than they did last autumn.
couch has so much vtuber dna its getting ready for its own debut
Nickname it the tissue box couch
Goon couch lore is insane 😳
The goon couch has already been thoroughly used by Bao. She always leaves her mark wherever she goes, this is who Bao is
To sleep on the Goon Couch as per the request of Numi, Keeper of the Goon Couch, is truly a blessed honour.
But now comes the curse, the regret of knowing what others have done on that Couch & knowing you laid thine head where others...... *gooned.*
Camila may be strong *but the Goon Couch is stronger, the Goon Couch is forever.*
Akuma Nihmune, high priestess of the communal masturbatoreum wherein lieth the fabled couch of goon that has tasted the sweet nectar of so many 2D waifus
Stand proud Goon Couch, you're strong
You know there’s so much potential for the couch.
She could totally auction it off
As for guests, rather than fear it perhaps they should embrace it. Start contributing
Euh no man, imagine if you had to use the Lacari-spermed face towel when you stay at Trainwrecks' place... its harder than ya think lol
No that shit would be like crypto, value would plummet cause there isn't a couch on earth Bao wouldn't goon
What a weird sentence, what an odd time we live in
@@nonpondo_ Yeah but think of the possibilities. If we can get more vtubers to goon on it, it could sell for millions 😂
“contributing”- AINTNOWAY
😭😭😭😭
Gotta grow the legend, that's how you increase its value.
Imagine being in the hospital and waking up to this playing on your phone and a goddamn nurse in your room. THANKS NUMI I REALLY NEEDED A HEART ATTACK THIS MORNING!
the infamous goon couch strikes again!
Okay but what kind of couch is it, I'd be damned if someone make me sleep on a LEATHER couch
90% Leather.......10% Bao
@@AaronThe3Dman 10% sticky*
Better than a cloth one, at least you can wipe it
I totally have napped on a leather couch in Finland during winter. It was fine.
@@MegalomaniakaalLeather couch at my friends place in the middle of summer. I was physically stuck to it when I wake up.
That couch will eventually spawn some new life form
Goon Couch has to be an international meme by now.
The couch has claimed another victim
Nooo, they got Camila too. How many people will fall victim to the goon couch 😢
Camila:
Numi put me on the goon couch!
Nooooo!
Lily: 🤣☠️
Yuzu: It Should Have Been ME!
Tricky: 😏
Bao & Vegeta: YESSSSSS!
☠️🤣😏😎👍
VEGETA?!?
…
*KKAAAKKKKAAARRROOTTTT!!!*
Unless Vienna got a nickname I’m pretty sure thats autocorrect 😂😂😂
@@Freeze-n-Frost you don't remember the TFS meme of everyone else saying no and Vegeta saying YESSSSSS!
😉😏
@@ZION73082 Man Im so behind the times, I had to google this shite and still didn’t get an answer 😭 Plz tell me? 😅
@@Freeze-n-Frost
TFS
Team Four Star
Their Dragon Ball Z Abridged parody
version of Vegeta.
😉
@@ZION73082 “THANKS!” 👍
Sounds like they need to make Bao wear a drysuit whenever she stays over.
Oh no, nevermind.
She'd just inflate it.
There must always be a Goon Queen in the Goon Throne.
That sounds like a punishment.
Next part of the next wheel.
"Make her sleep on the Goon Couch!" has the same energy as "Send him to Detroit!"
@@Bluecho4
"No! No, not the goon couch! Anything but the goon couch!"
Its like being told to sleep on the casting couch
Numi is now a proud owner of the goon couch
bruh how many people has numi put on that couch fr
warm from bao's seed
The Gouch returns!
so basically that couch is CURESED
Every single time someone talks about "the couch" they mention how comfy it is.
Now just want to know what model of couch it is, so I can buy one myself.
As if Numi's bed isn't the Goon Bed.
Surprised Numi didn't offer to sleep together and share body warmth like one of the homies.
Rite of passage
Banished to goon couch
2:00 she sounded exactly like numi there
not the goon couch XDD
This is just expanded lore on the unhinged Bao 😂
Camilla should probably get tested after what’s happened on that couch😅
I'd rather sleep in the bath tub.
The harsh reality is that most couches you've ever sat on in life have been "goon couches." Now I don't know that to be true but would it really be that surprising when you think about it? People be gooning wherever there is space to goon.
A mimir
Yeah but did she goon on it too?
The way that Numi hasn't burned that couch yet 💀
auctioned
@@NinthSettler corpa 👏
That’s not the only area that’s wide open
appreciative? call it tribute couch
I'd just sleep on the floor.
Note to self: Buy a camper truck in the US.
Good ideas man
If you're traveling a lot or just generally not staying in one place for long, it makes a lot of sense.
Even before you consider the housing costs in America.
There's an ever growing number of people doing the Van Life thing and there's always been a surprisingly large group of people straight up living out of campers and RVs.
@@Critter68 It was actually supposed to be a joke, I'd never leave this property here.
Even though, if I sold it, I could probably buy a luxury apartment around NY Central Park larger than my current house. Prices here are 7 times what they were in 2000.
@phil955 oh, I get it. I'm never leaving the house I'm in.
But if something major happens, I'm not going to bother buying a new house.
In that case, I'd buy an RV.
@@Critter68 My house is also part of a farm and my workplace in one. The chance of me having to leave is minimal. Unless the prices drop even more than they did last autumn.
RIP Camilla 😂😂😂😂😂
0:38 WAT
Not the goon couch🤢
flip th cusions! wait why'r they stained worse now?
SCP Goon Couch
If it were me… I’d bring an inflatable bed or lay a sheet over… or wipe that shit down after Bao enjoyed herself on there 👀
wait what happened?
I’m sleeping on the damn floor instead
The question is...did Camimi also goon in that couch?
Imagine the smell
🤢🤢🤮🤮
huh