assuming that he sold just heavies minigun which is around $400,000 and monthly discord is around $10 a month. $10 x 12 = 120 $400,000 ÷ $120/year = 3,333.33 years. that period of time is longer than the many ancient civilizations
@@ace74909 He sold a Van and a Minigun I think he would have more than enough money, especially considering that Heavy said the Bullets the Gun Fires Cost $400,000+
@@Justii5952 lets see a used 2017 gmc with over 100,000 miles costs around $25,000. a minigun and the bullets cost around $500,000. assuming that both cost roughly $525000. asked chatgpt and the result would be over 4000 years worth of nitro. assuming that it is $10 per month which is the cost for nitro at my place.
You kidding? They won't do anything, or even just give them the cheapest crap- wait that would explain all the weapon nerfs! The nerfed gear is just what they replaced all the stuff soldier stole with!
Yeah! I can imagine it getting even crazier if Pyro were to burst into the room and get involved! Pyro: MMPH, MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH!? MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH! (Translation: Guys, where the fuck is my fucking flamethrower? I know one of you did something with it and I want fucking answers right now!) Scout: Oh hey there Pyro. Soldier stole all of our stuff and sold them for fucking Discord Nitro! He also stole our money! He sold your flamethrower, Demoman’s Scrumpy Crate, Engineer’s tools, Heavy’s mini gun, Sniper’s sniper rifle and van, my video game consoles, Spy’s deadringer, and Medic’s medical supplies!
Pyro: MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH!! (Translation: You have got to be fucking shitting me Scout!) Scout: I wish I was Pyro, but I’m not shitting you at all. I’m dead serious! Pyro: MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH! MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH! (Translation: That fucking does it Soldier! You have crossed the fucking line! We are all so fucking sick and tired of your bullshit! We are all going to beat the living shit out of you!
But what about me ? It's my turn to angry at soldier after i talk to the red mercs i said : Me : " Guys would you keep your voice down and stop killing each other ? I'm trying to get my design work on canvas and clip movie making....but then you beginning to do arguments conversation & begin to fight eachother making all those wrekes sound !!!!😡💢 Now please tell me what is going on around here ?😒 & who dares take away all my japanese anime characters collection from my bedroom while i need love , support , protection and stress management that saving my life from boredom to death ?!!!! Scout : "Soldier sold my game consol !" Sniper : "He sold my sniper rifle and my van." Demoman : He sold my precious cold bottle beverage acaholic of scrapyard !!!!😡💢🍾" Heavy : "He sold my dear Minigun Sasha !!!😢💔" Engineer : "He sold my tools while i'm in the middle of work on my inventions !!!😡💢🧰🪛🔧🔨🗜" Spy : "He sold my knife and my gadgets for sneak in the enemy base , stab the enemies on there backs & chance to stole the intelligence & capture the standing point !!!!😡💢 And he also sold all your anime collection as well.😒" Me : "Are you goddamn serious now ?!!!!😨😱" Me : " Soldier how dare you sold all my japanese anime collection & it makes me feel nothing but pathetic baka loser till got banned & got face the deadly punishment. Now i have nothing to have love & fun because of you soldier!!!!🫵😡💢 Soldier , you are ruined me and the other japanese anime fans memories & souls & you should be ashamed of yourself for what have you done worst !!!!😡💢" Soldier : "You're gonna wake the f*ck up and face reality you pevert hippie. Because you're are disgrace on duty's work & embarrass us all. You about to deserve having a f*cking death warrant you stupid maggot. 💢😡🖕" Me : "O.k you know what ?...THAT THOSE IT !!!! 😡💢 I GONNA MAKE YOU SURRENDER THAT JELOUSY PLANS OR YOU WILL DIE TO HELL OF WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SOMETHING WORST FOR THE REST OF MY LIVING AWESOME LIFES AFTER I HUNT YOU DOWN IN THE HARD WAY !!!!😡💢" Soldier : "Wait , I can explain." Me : "YOUR CHIT CHATTING IS OVER NOW !!!!...I CAN SENSE IT THAT YOU'RE MAKING A BIGGEST WORST NIGHTMARE MISTAKES ALL YEAR LONG !!!! Come on you guys , let's teach that cocky Senior Drill Sargent bestard a real lesson !!!😡💢💪☠️" Soldier : "No , please god have mercy.😢🙏 " (Me and Red Mercs kill soldier to the death 😡💢💪☠️👊💥🔫🔪 & Soldier screaming in pain. : Waaaaaah , yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah , waaaaaaaaaaaaw !!!!!😱😭😫💥☠️⚰️")
Demoman: and also why did you sell my Scrumpy for Discord Nitro anyway? Soldier: because that's what you get for refusing to stop drinking, you black one-eyed, sticky jumping, drunk maggot! Heavy: Soldier, you take those words back you racist son of a b****!
Girlfriend: SOLDIER! HOW COULD YOU SOLD MY BIG SPEAKER!! AND HIS MICROPHONE! SO NOW I CAN'T SIT ON MY BIG SPEAKER AND HE CAN'T SING ANYMORE! BECAUSE OF YOU!! YOU RUINED THAT FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN MOD GAMES!
@@lainetuason1732 twilight: SO THAT’S WHY MY BOOKS ARE MISSING!? SOLDIER WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?!? MY BOOKS ARE GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!? FOR A [CENSORED] DISCORD NITRO!?
Optimus Prime: Can You All PLEASE Be Quiet! Ganendra: Yeah! We Were Busy At Our Works Until All Of You Started Arguing, And We Were Being Annoyed! Hayato Hayasugi: Can Some Of You Please Tell Us What's Going On?
Optimus Prime: Wait, So That's Why My Ion Blaster Gun Is Missing? Ganendra: And My Wooden Train Whistle Too?! Hayato Hayasugi: And My Comic Books Collection?! Hatsune Miku: And Also My Leeks Is Missing?!
@@BoPipesJr Ganendra: SOLDIER, WHAT THE HECK, MAN?! Optimus Prime: How Am I Supposed To Fight Against The Decepticons Without My Ion Blaster Gun?! Hayato Hayasugi: We Thought You Better Than This!! Hatsune Miku: Soldier, You Big Accident!! I Was About To Use My Leek For Lunch! Now I Can't Believe You Ruined It!!
(MLP characters raging) Twilight: My Book Collections Rainbow: My Trophies Pinkie: My Birthday Cakes Rarity: My Dresses Applejack: My Cider Supply Fluttershy: My Sanctuary Equipment Demoman: Soldier sold all your stuff for Discord Nitro!
gordon freeman : HE DID WHAT!? SOLDIER I NEED THOSE TO FIGHT COMBINES SND SAVE PEOPLE AND YOU DUMBA$$ SOLDIER WHY ARE YOU SOLD TEAMS AND TWILIGHT AND HER FRIENDS AND BF AND GF AND FRANKIN AND MICHAEL AND TREVOR'S STUFF!!
I like how blu soldier, scout and demoman were just listening to them yelling at red soldier for what he did
Blu Soldier: holy mother of joseph... why did the red team killed there own red soldier?..
Blu Scout: I think there soldier sold they're valuable with for discord nitro
Blu Demoman: so that what happened?... aye... Well I hate to say this but... I guess he got what was coming
Blu Pyro: I think it's best if we just leave them be
Blu Soldier: I agree let's leave
“ MR JANE DOE WHERE IS MY FING DEAD RINGER I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING TO IT AND I WANT FING ANSWERS, EXPLAIN YOURSELF” funniest spy quote ever
"I fing sold it, and I sold everyone's fing valuables for buying fing discord nitro"
-Soldier
Spy:😡😡😡😡😡😡
Me: SOLDIER YOU IDIOT
Why would you do this to us I needed my dead ring Incase I get killed now I can’t, you Fucking train wreck!
lol i hav discord nitro and i also play tf2
I sold it to another spy but he said he needed a replica of his and it looked like a rist watch,While yours looked like a old pocket watch
BLU Scout: What the hells going on?
BLU Soldier: I don’t know.
So true
2:28 Oh God, now Spy is pissed. Never make a Frenchman angry, Soldier.
Later in blue team. Heavy steals the team's money and sells all their stuff, lol
assuming that he sold just heavies minigun which is around $400,000 and monthly discord is around $10 a month. $10 x 12 = 120
$400,000 ÷ $120/year = 3,333.33 years.
that period of time is longer than the many ancient civilizations
this is what happens when you believe money grows on trees
You would know
Already saw them beating Soldier’s butt for that.
Rick May got angry and rip all the merc's clothes
hey there. this is the creator of the original audio here. I like what you have done here. Keep up the good work.
btw, how did Engie get his wrench back lol
@@frezzythefox9096okay Engineer had a spare wrench in case if soldier sold them.
Why did soldier sound like he was getting possessed at the end.
Sounded like he had a stroke.
It was Merasmus’s work.
AAAaaaAAaaaaAaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaAaAAaAAaasaaAaaAaAAAAAAAAAaAaAAAAAAAAaAaAAAAAA
*1 year late response from me*
That's how ai works.
Yearly Discord Nitro would be like 120$ at Most
He is probably thinking of several years worth of nitro
@@ace74909 He sold a Van and a Minigun I think he would have more than enough money, especially considering that Heavy said the Bullets the Gun Fires Cost $400,000+
@@Justii5952 lets see a used 2017 gmc with over 100,000 miles costs around $25,000. a minigun and the bullets cost around $500,000. assuming that both cost roughly $525000. asked chatgpt and the result would be over 4000 years worth of nitro. assuming that it is $10 per month which is the cost for nitro at my place.
After that rick may appeard to undress strip the mercs' clothes making them naked
A drink every time they say “Fucking”. 🍺 🥴
Yep. Guys. Ashley passed out from everytime he drank some wine. Can someone get him a cold wet towel
@@getnoobedlol 😵💫
*Uses A Towel Of Gas*
Blue soldier well now think before he does something because of this exact moment red got beat shit out off
Hahaha, the angry Spy is so funny!!!
At least he didn't spent on reddit awards.
It's worst?
@@asterlofts1565 it's worse than discord nitro.
Reddit is a crapfest with their mods, you'll be banned just for speaking out the truth.
WAIT EVERYONE, how about we get Miss Pauling & The Administrator involved with this, maybe they can talk it out with soldier or even punish him?
You kidding? They won't do anything, or even just give them the cheapest crap- wait that would explain all the weapon nerfs! The nerfed gear is just what they replaced all the stuff soldier stole with!
Yeah! I can imagine it getting even crazier if Pyro were to burst into the room and get involved!
Pyro: MMPH, MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH!? MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH! (Translation: Guys, where the fuck is my fucking flamethrower? I know one of you did something with it and I want fucking answers right now!)
Scout: Oh hey there Pyro. Soldier stole all of our stuff and sold them for fucking Discord Nitro! He also stole our money! He sold your flamethrower, Demoman’s Scrumpy Crate, Engineer’s tools, Heavy’s mini gun, Sniper’s sniper rifle and van, my video game consoles, Spy’s deadringer, and Medic’s medical supplies!
Pyro: MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH!! (Translation: You have got to be fucking shitting me Scout!)
Scout: I wish I was Pyro, but I’m not shitting you at all. I’m dead serious!
Pyro: MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH! MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH MMPH!
(Translation: That fucking does it Soldier! You have crossed the fucking line! We are all so fucking sick and tired of your bullshit! We are all going to beat the living shit out of you!
He probably stole their stuff and sold it too.
@@tepin2115who?
It's stupid how the discord nitro does exist.
1:10 this face XD
This is the best one yet 😂😂
But what about me ?
It's my turn to angry at soldier after i talk to the red mercs i said :
Me : " Guys would you keep your voice down and stop killing each other ?
I'm trying to get my design work on canvas and clip movie making....but then you beginning to do arguments conversation & begin to fight eachother making all those wrekes sound !!!!😡💢
Now please tell me what is going on around here ?😒
& who dares take away all my japanese anime characters collection from my bedroom while i need love , support , protection and stress management that saving my life from boredom to death ?!!!!
Scout : "Soldier sold my game consol !"
Sniper : "He sold my sniper rifle and my van."
Demoman : He sold my precious cold bottle beverage acaholic of scrapyard !!!!😡💢🍾"
Heavy : "He sold my dear Minigun Sasha !!!😢💔"
Engineer : "He sold my tools while i'm in the middle of work on my inventions !!!😡💢🧰🪛🔧🔨🗜"
Spy : "He sold my knife and my gadgets for sneak in the enemy base , stab the enemies on there backs & chance to stole the intelligence & capture the standing point !!!!😡💢
And he also sold all your anime collection as well.😒"
Me : "Are you goddamn serious now ?!!!!😨😱"
Me : " Soldier how dare you sold all my japanese anime collection & it makes me feel nothing but pathetic baka loser till got banned & got face the deadly punishment.
Now i have nothing to have love & fun because of you soldier!!!!🫵😡💢
Soldier , you are ruined me and the other japanese anime fans memories & souls & you should be ashamed of yourself for what have you done worst !!!!😡💢"
Soldier : "You're gonna wake the f*ck up and face reality you pevert hippie.
Because you're are disgrace on duty's work & embarrass us all.
You about to deserve having a f*cking death warrant you stupid maggot. 💢😡🖕"
Me : "O.k you know what ?...THAT THOSE IT !!!! 😡💢
I GONNA MAKE YOU SURRENDER THAT JELOUSY PLANS OR YOU WILL DIE TO HELL OF WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SOMETHING WORST FOR THE REST OF MY LIVING AWESOME LIFES AFTER I HUNT YOU DOWN IN THE HARD WAY !!!!😡💢"
Soldier : "Wait , I can explain."
Me : "YOUR CHIT CHATTING IS OVER NOW !!!!...I CAN SENSE IT THAT YOU'RE MAKING A BIGGEST WORST NIGHTMARE MISTAKES ALL YEAR LONG !!!!
Come on you guys , let's teach that cocky Senior Drill Sargent bestard a real lesson !!!😡💢💪☠️"
Soldier : "No , please god have mercy.😢🙏 "
(Me and Red Mercs kill soldier to the death 😡💢💪☠️👊💥🔫🔪 & Soldier screaming in pain. : Waaaaaah , yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah , waaaaaaaaaaaaw !!!!!😱😭😫💥☠️⚰️")
Actually soldier didn't die but he got his pants torned off by medic and heavy and sacrificed scout to escape
engineer:lost his tools
also engineer:pulls out wrench
Maybe he had a spare wrench.
Times they said "Fuck" and "Fucking".
Fuck - 9
Fucking - 43
Too much of the Cursed word of F
Soldier you deserve that for selling your teams stuff
Rick may will make the mercs naked f*cking really naked and strip the mercs rick may undress the mercs
Demoman: and also why did you sell my Scrumpy for Discord Nitro anyway?
Soldier: because that's what you get for refusing to stop drinking, you black one-eyed, sticky jumping, drunk maggot!
Heavy: Soldier, you take those words back you racist son of a b****!
SOLDIER YOU RACIST CREEP SAY THAT AGAIN AND I'LL BEAT YOU WITH BLU SCOUT'S BAT
No wonder RED Demoman gravitated towards BLU Soldier, he's not racist, I suppose
SOLDIER THATS WHY MY NINTENDO SWITCH GAME CASE IS MISSING YOU TRAINWREK
Y'know, you could've just added one of the Soldier screams to the end; but I admire the dedication to making everything with 15 AI :P
Soldier is ded not big surprise
Here's a bonus.
Boyfriend: can you guys keep it down! I can't find my microphone.
Girlfriend: Yeah! I can't find my big speaker.
@@julianstokes2454 Boyfriend: Wait a minute! So that soldier sold my microphone and my girlfriend's big speaker?!
Yes he did!
Girlfriend: SOLDIER! HOW COULD YOU SOLD MY BIG SPEAKER!! AND HIS MICROPHONE! SO NOW I CAN'T SIT ON MY BIG SPEAKER AND HE CAN'T SING ANYMORE! BECAUSE OF YOU!! YOU RUINED THAT FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN MOD GAMES!
Soldier: I don't f_cking care about your crap!
Your games are f______ overrated and should get shut down anyway!
@Sunlight08257 Soldier: Calm your ass down, GF. You can just buy the new ones.
2:17 Weaselcake face
Bro was like "araeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaa"
Pretty Sure Pyro would have killed them all with inhuman rage
the Solider sold the Pyro's unicorn plushie, don't anger Pyro :/
@@anthonysalazar3823 yeah
@@gumundurhunfjor8815Pyro would’ve set Soldier on fire if he were to find out!
@@ianmintz12806 hehehehe
@@gumundurhunfjor8815yep
Not only death ringer soldier sold spy's $300 balisong
I guess all that lead-laced water got to him now
Twilight: what’s with all the yelling I was enjoying reading my book and until it’s missing?
heavy : SOLDIER SOLD YOUR BOOKS FOR DISCORD NITRO!
@@lainetuason1732 twilight: SO THAT’S WHY MY BOOKS ARE MISSING!? SOLDIER WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?!? MY BOOKS ARE GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!? FOR A [CENSORED] DISCORD NITRO!?
@@woolynchlightemerald Gordon freeman : GUYS WHERE IS MY HEV SUIT AND MY WEAPONS!? I WAS TRYING SAVE CITIZEN FROM THE COMBINE!
Soldier: (censored) you and your books discord nitro all matter to me
@@BoPipesJr twilight: I’m gonna turn you into a [censored] stone any second!!!
Bro just committed theft for Discord Nitro.
Optimus Prime: Can You All PLEASE Be Quiet!
Ganendra: Yeah! We Were Busy At Our Works Until All Of You Started Arguing, And We Were Being Annoyed!
Hayato Hayasugi: Can Some Of You Please Tell Us What's Going On?
Hatsune Miku: Yeah! And I Cannot Find Leeks!
Heavy: soldier sold our stuff for discord nitro!
Optimus Prime: Wait, So That's Why My Ion Blaster Gun Is Missing?
Ganendra: And My Wooden Train Whistle Too?!
Hayato Hayasugi: And My Comic Books Collection?!
Hatsune Miku: And Also My Leeks Is Missing?!
@@ganendrareswarabintangpras6981 demoman: yes he did guys soldier sold your stuff too!
@@BoPipesJr
Ganendra: SOLDIER, WHAT THE HECK, MAN?!
Optimus Prime: How Am I Supposed To Fight Against The Decepticons Without My Ion Blaster Gun?!
Hayato Hayasugi: We Thought You Better Than This!!
Hatsune Miku: Soldier, You Big Accident!! I Was About To Use My Leek For Lunch! Now I Can't Believe You Ruined It!!
1:22 middle finger lol
I f**king love this f**king video so f**king much! It's so f**king funny!
Heavy: Sasha why did you have to be sell for discord nitro 2:10
Me : WHERE MY F/÷KING PENCIL I BEEN LOOK FOR EVERYWHERE
@@supergabrielanimate8543 heavy: soldier sold pencil even engineer tools and demoman beer bottles and my mingun he our valuables for discord nitro
@@BoPipesJr me : soldier you f%$king idiot i want pencil back because i want to draw somthing
@@BoPipesJrme : soldier i want my pencil back i want draw something
@@supergabrielanimate8543 soldier: (censored) you pencil you have draw you maggot
Hey, Doctor. Did you know that Pyro's flamethrower and stuff is also stolen and sold by Soldier, too?
And what about medic's medical supplies
He totally sold those, too.
And medic's german beer stash
@@bernardbalatbat3547and Pyro’s flamethrower!
blue team be like: wtf is going on in there...
Soldier sold like a trillion dollar things
the scream-
If pyro was here soldier is f up
Solider must had sold a unicorn plushie or a lighter to anger Pyro, idk :/
If Pyro were to find out about this, Soldier would be so fucked! He would be as good as dead!
3:12
Boy are you in trouble😏
How many times have they said fuck already
Why is engineer point his sandwich woth his binky? For perfection of making that sandwich?
Engineers face 😂 (1:11)
Kick soldier out of team
Then rick may kicked out everyone
i wonder would medics valuables be his medigun and possibly ambulance
And his syringes too.
Now we all know why we hate soldier. He’s a savage with reason
So many f bombs, i should do something with this lmao
what about soldier's revenge
after that soldier's soul appeard to rip all the tf2 mercs clothes making them naked
Nobody knows why Soldier would do this.
*1 month late response from me*
Discord Nitro.
@@joshuahughes3377The fact that he did it to begin with is fucking ridiculous!
@@ianmintz12806
Exactly.
All just to get Discord Nitro.
What is discord nitro
wait but its worth more than yearly nitro, where the fuck did the rest of the money go
What did soldier do to medic?
Where's pyro?
No idea, but this situation would get even crazier if Pyro were to burst into the room!
All of tf2 mercs clothes are removed and soldier's faceless ghost possesd gabe newell to delete the mercs clothes this is a joke
heavy version was better
(MLP characters raging)
Twilight: My Book Collections
Rainbow: My Trophies
Pinkie: My Birthday Cakes
Rarity: My Dresses
Applejack: My Cider Supply
Fluttershy: My Sanctuary Equipment
Demoman:
Soldier sold all your stuff for Discord Nitro!
Soldier how dare you sold twilight and their friends stuff for discord nitro
gordon freeman : SOLDIER WHERE IS MY AGV SUIT AND MY WEAPONS!!!
Soldier sold your agv suit and your weapons for discord nitro
@@BoPipesJr gordon freeman : HE DID WHAT SOLDIER WTF IM GONNA SHOVE YOUR ASS WITH MY CROWBAR NOW LET'S BEAT HIS ASS!!!! GUYS!!
gordon freeman : HE DID WHAT!? SOLDIER I NEED THOSE TO FIGHT COMBINES SND SAVE PEOPLE AND YOU DUMBA$$ SOLDIER WHY ARE YOU SOLD TEAMS AND TWILIGHT AND HER FRIENDS AND BF AND GF AND FRANKIN AND MICHAEL AND TREVOR'S STUFF!!
2:28