Oh no! The children are attacking me! Hey you little bastards give me back my toupee! Chhhck This isn’t funny! Hey kids… chhck… who knows how to sing and dance? Here let me show you how to put your “hands up”! Chhhck
I listened to Howard starting in high school and then all throughout college and then when I started working in New York City I commuted from Long Island and listened to him 3 hours each morning. When he went to Sirius, I was such a devoted fan that I used to download the previous days show from an illegal newsgroup to my iPod and listened the next day. I eventually moved to Florida and got Sirius in my car and loved it. It's such a shame what has happened to the show and especially what happened to Howard and his Horse Toothed partner and how he treated everyone including Scott and especially Artie. I worship all these old recordings as they were some of the funniest things I ever heard. All good things come to an end I guess.
@youcanttakemyDIGNITY I don't know whether he was just playing a character, but he really did blow up like he did on Gange. "YOU THINK ITS FUNNY CALLING ME AT FUCKING WORK!!!" Then I'd call a few weeks later and he'd be like "oh...... its you..." haha. So much fun.
Scott is a pretty good dude. I've met him a few times working at events in the early 2000s. I think he's just been chiseled in life and adopted the sad sack mentality. Life had just beaten him to a peg and he gave up trying.
This is good but anyway you can upload another Scott mix with some of his last appearances? Like his black cloud testimonials and the jethro tull song, etc?
I havent listened in years, not since Jackie left to be honest, been listening to old clips ever since Ralph died (rip), damn shame how howard treated him in the end. Not suprised though.
I’ve honestly never been able to hear the “cuh” noise that everyone does when they are making fun of Scott. I try to actively listen for it and I never notice.
Well actually… I just ordered the piano from Steinway… well no I didn’t personally order it. I let one of my interns order it but I supervised and waited for it to be delivered… well no I didn’t actually physically wait! I had my other intern and the E crew do that... chhck. How did I supervise? Well I was making trades on prodigy baseball. Chhhck
They really did treat him like shit, right to the end when Howard had Marci Turk fire him. If I was him I’d write a tell all book, but I’m sure he signed an NDA in order to get the rest of his contract or something along those lines.
Unfortunately…. Chhhck. This is correct. It’s the Black Cloud. I’m a heartbeat away from living in a cardboard box alone. Vertigo Blue should have been named chhhhck… Vertigo Who?
@@backwardthoughts1022 His wife got cancer and died and Scott had the audacity to ask for support “Go Fund Me” and plugs for it on the air. Howard and Marci instead refused and banished Scott to a different location in Sirius (working on a different floor). Eventually they fired him. I think Scoot became more vocal about How Howard exploits and uses and abuses people while raking in more money every 15 minutes than normal people will make in 15 months of backbreaking valuable labor.
2:25:09 yeah right, I’m sure that’s a conversation you “don’t remember.” I think it would stick out on your mind pretty heavily. He’s so full of sh*t. Scott was the biggest liar on the show.
@@JoeRoaddogSmith so now you’re buying the Scott sob story. No one held a g*n to his head, he could’ve left a long time ago if he was treated so poorly. Scott was a compulsive liar. He was caught lying idk how many times. He also was a grown man, very capable of going out and getting another job. I never understand that with people, they treated me so horribly! Whose fault is that? Was he an indentured servant? Or a guy fully capable of finding other work?
I love old Scotty Boy a whole lot... his strength in loserdom is as strong as mine... our loser power can destroy whole teams of professional athletes... make praying nuns helpless and hopeless... and crush hopes and dreams like an empty can of the cheapest malt liquor!!! If only we could figure out a way to harness the power... 😅😂😢
Ever since that fateful day and that gd push-up contest Robin has Absolutely loathed Scott with a red hot passion. I don’t know how much she and Howard ended up having to pay him (what was it like 5 or 10 k each) but I do know that dollar amount really just irked tf outta Robin from that point on she was always so hateful and nasty to him fr, and it was always so damn blatant too lol
Fred doing his scott impression is the absolute best
1:40:00 - the origin of that awesome drop - also a great Benji and Robin laugh afterwards
Only people pushed over the absolute edge brings out the deepest belly laughs from "Quivers-a-Lie."
Music the way *YOU* want it!!
Oh no! The children are attacking me! Hey you little bastards give me back my toupee! Chhhck This isn’t funny! Hey kids… chhck… who knows how to sing and dance? Here let me show you how to put your “hands up”! Chhhck
RIP Scott's wife. I love Scott
I listened to Howard starting in high school and then all throughout college and then when I started working in New York City I commuted from Long Island and listened to him 3 hours each morning. When he went to Sirius, I was such a devoted fan that I used to download the previous days show from an illegal newsgroup to my iPod and listened the next day. I eventually moved to Florida and got Sirius in my car and loved it. It's such a shame what has happened to the show and especially what happened to Howard and his Horse Toothed partner and how he treated everyone including Scott and especially Artie. I worship all these old recordings as they were some of the funniest things I ever heard. All good things come to an end I guess.
Howard is a clown now
That's funny because I thought the show started to suck in 98 or 99😂
@@drexlspivey3047 then why are you here watching, listening and posting comments?
Zzzzzzzz...
@youcanttakemyDIGNITYWAKE UP, WATT PEOPLE!
*14:40** They're all freaking out over **_Scott's_** weight but what about "The Greenwich Ape?!" **_215 lbs._** at only 5' 8"* 😳
Scott not being able to figure out the audio equipment is freaking hilarious.
I’ve been waiting for a Scott mix for years!!!
They had a few 10hr+ compilations but the channel got banned, lost forever
1:37:55 "I guess I'm embarrassing to be around. Fuck everyone!"
The laugh Benjy does afterwards is so funny.
and what an insult too lol No one took him seriously
"Well said!" as he storms out lol
LOL good catch. so funny
Those executives were dicks for acting like that. I used to tune in to hear the adventures of Scott the Engineer.
I used to call Scott at his office at Sirius all the time. He used to get so fucking pissed at me hahaha.
@youcanttakemyDIGNITY I don't know whether he was just playing a character, but he really did blow up like he did on Gange. "YOU THINK ITS FUNNY CALLING ME AT FUCKING WORK!!!"
Then I'd call a few weeks later and he'd be like "oh...... its you..." haha. So much fun.
This thumbnail pic is perfection. 🚬👌🏼
I still sing… BROWN FINGERS 🎶 🎼
😂😂😂😂
I…. I have a… black cloud! Chhhck. No f***ing way Ganjy! I SAID DON’T USE THE GODD**N TAPE!!! Chhck
YOU BETER PAY OFF!!!
@@mackthewriter GET OUT!!! OUT OF HERE!!!! OUT GANGE!!!! AHAHHAHAAHAHGGHAHHAHHH
I love how Scott was always forgotten. It just fucking cracks me up!
When he was invited he always declined anyway.
This is really fun. Thanks for posting!
2:18:50 remembering Scotts 250k offer
Scott is a pretty good dude. I've met him a few times working at events in the early 2000s. I think he's just been chiseled in life and adopted the sad sack mentality. Life had just beaten him to a peg and he gave up trying.
I love how Scott's wife objects to literally everything Scott does EXCEPT for smoking cigarettes, lol.
She smoked too. I remember it came up on the show
she smoked herself to death
@@XYouVandal Right
You cheat on a woman one time...
@@mysonandme8424 ohhhh, never knew that. Well it makes sense now - a little more. Thanks for the insight!
This is good but anyway you can upload another Scott mix with some of his last appearances? Like his black cloud testimonials and the jethro tull song, etc?
As a new, young stern fan I feel the most for poor Scott Salem cuh
I bet it was a button on Howards board during the live performance
I havent listened in years, not since Jackie left to be honest, been listening to old clips ever since Ralph died (rip), damn shame how howard treated him in the end. Not suprised though.
2:17:27 another GREAT Fred like that didn’t get the love it deserved. He’s so quick man.
Robin 'made' a party.
Scott actually video taped himself, from home, watching the game. On fast forward you can see his mood change almost immediately.😂
All these ads make this a no touch.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!🦃🥧
KCH!
I don’t make that sound… chhhck
I’ve honestly never been able to hear the “cuh” noise that everyone does when they are making fun of Scott. I try to actively listen for it and I never notice.
Same
It’s there… chhhck
It was a one time thing, Scott pulled a bad joke once and "kch'ed" laughed at his own punchline, and from there it just stuck with him
@@KIISwitch If you listen closely…. You’ll hear it… chhhhck
KEH
Do u have one where Scott takes credit for lady gaga’s great sound during her in studio performance & he got caught lying
Scott lying????? No way!!!! 😂🤣
@@JokersWild70 “ no f’ing way Gange”
@@browneyez7500 OUTTA HERE
GET THAT CAMERA OUTA HERE.. OUTA HERE..
Well actually… I just ordered the piano from Steinway… well no I didn’t personally order it. I let one of my interns order it but I supervised and waited for it to be delivered… well no I didn’t actually physically wait! I had my other intern and the E crew do that... chhck. How did I supervise? Well I was making trades on prodigy baseball. Chhhck
a family cousin
1:39:44 "What are you, a.... who are you?"
SCOTTTTT!
2:20:00 ....imagine this is when scotts wife had cancer...
You rhink Howard is going to be acting smug when Robin checks out fron cancer like Scott's wife did.Funny how things turn out
They really did treat him like shit, right to the end when Howard had Marci Turk fire him. If I was him I’d write a tell all book, but I’m sure he signed an NDA in order to get the rest of his contract or something along those lines.
Unfortunately…. Chhhck. This is correct. It’s the Black Cloud. I’m a heartbeat away from living in a cardboard box alone. Vertigo Blue should have been named chhhhck… Vertigo Who?
Scott got fired?
@@backwardthoughts1022 chhhck… yeah
@@jastrapper190 what in the f must have happened for him to finally get fired
@@backwardthoughts1022 His wife got cancer and died and Scott had the audacity to ask for support “Go Fund Me” and plugs for it on the air. Howard and Marci instead refused and banished Scott to a different location in Sirius (working on a different floor). Eventually they fired him. I think Scoot became more vocal about How Howard exploits and uses and abuses people while raking in more money every 15 minutes than normal people will make in 15 months of backbreaking valuable labor.
Look at that Jersey
1:38:02 Scott not invited
love this
Scott: I guess I’m just a miserable a**hole that ruins everything! Everybody hates me! F*** everything!
Artie: Well said…
Fred* I had to listen to it again and I must give Fred credit.
That rewind sound effect has to be the most annoying sound ever created
I agree. Like nails on a chalkboard 😖
Is it called “MIXX” like it’s Scott saying “Kuhhh”
2:05:17 The computer malfunction is just too funny
who is the one scott fan who downvoted this vid?? scott, is that you??
he's still a mush.
Scott never tells the truth. Especially the swinging story
I know you could tell he was making things up as he went along.
@@kcrow430 Family cousin…
@@jastrapper190 chhhck
@@kcrow430 I don’t sound like THAT… chck….
@@jastrapper190 🤣🤣
underdog lady at 2:26:15
So wild people can listen to so much dated material
How much gold was lost to time
This was growing up
Sherlock Domes!
2:25:09 yeah right, I’m sure that’s a conversation you “don’t remember.” I think it would stick out on your mind pretty heavily. He’s so full of sh*t. Scott was the biggest liar on the show.
@@JoeRoaddogSmith so now you’re buying the Scott sob story. No one held a g*n to his head, he could’ve left a long time ago if he was treated so poorly. Scott was a compulsive liar. He was caught lying idk how many times. He also was a grown man, very capable of going out and getting another job. I never understand that with people, they treated me so horribly! Whose fault is that? Was he an indentured servant? Or a guy fully capable of finding other work?
It’s so funny to laugh at Scott but I also feel so bad for him, he was one mental breakdown away from shooting the place up
Ganjy is getting plugged first. I guarantee it. Then Howard. Then Robin. I think he might spare Fred.
Scott being fired probably kept him from a mental breakdown.
@@EricSchmerick NO F U CKING WAY GANJY… out of here! GET OUTTA HERE!!! Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh AGGGGHHHHHHGHGGH 😤 😡 😠 😤 🤯 😡
@@EricSchmerick I’m 70% sure he’s still there
So was JD when he first started dude needed to get laid stat
Hands Up!
Scott was so full of sh*t about the swinging story. It made absolutely no sense.
Ughhh no no… family cousin…
@@jastrapper190 that's exactly what it reminded me of as he was talking! 🤣🤣
5:10 NOINE thirty
I love old Scotty Boy a whole lot... his strength in loserdom is as strong as mine... our loser power can destroy whole teams of professional athletes... make praying nuns helpless and hopeless... and crush hopes and dreams like an empty can of the cheapest malt liquor!!! If only we could figure out a way to harness the power...
😅😂😢
Ha ha haaaa!!! "I've had break even nights... that's winning for me..."
👍😎👍
I only give a thumbs up when Artie appears, I love Artie!
ckkk
Ckkk
28:33 song jajaja
Artie definitely has some conflicted, suppressed gay issues 2:28:55
2:05:08
1:40:00
Too many goddamned ads
Sad woke Howard just fired Scott off the show with no regard after years and years of entertainment
2:35:00 is the best clip
God Robin is so crappy. She adds absolutely nothing to the show throughout all these years. Howard just kept her around because she was a loyal dog
Scott was the ultimate loyal dog but Howard had Marci castrate him.
Robin was literally never funny. I’ve listened to thousands and thousands of hours worth of Stern and I’ve never laughed at anything she said.
I disagree I enjoyed her on the show dont think the show would have been as good without her for all those years.
Ever since that fateful day and that gd push-up contest Robin has Absolutely loathed Scott with a red hot passion. I don’t know how much she and Howard ended up having to pay him (what was it like 5 or 10 k each) but I do know that dollar amount really just irked tf outta Robin from that point on she was always so hateful and nasty to him fr, and it was always so damn blatant too lol
Q
First again bitches!
1:37:00
1:37:50