The Swan Princess Christmas Review

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  • @Hinatachan360
    @Hinatachan360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    The music sounds more like a Kidz Bop Christmas soundtrack. How horrifying!

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hinatachan360 I just remembered the Kidz Bop version of Bring Me to Life and I'm cringing all over again.

    • @melissalayson7275
      @melissalayson7275 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Want to hear something horrifying Bob Dylan did release a Christmas album.

  • @morganyoung3557
    @morganyoung3557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    You know if I was Odette, I would be pretty offended if my mother in law themed what was probably the first Christmas married to her son after the animal I was turned into by an evil sorcerer who was trying to blackmail me into marrying him. Also there is the fact that Odette almost died in the first movie because she was stuck in her swan form while that sorcerer disguised that old hag as Odette so Derek would mistakingly say he loved her because of some loophole in the curse. So honestly, I don’t understand why Odette didn’t come out of this hating swans.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At this point, I think it's clear that Uberta is....kind of an idiot.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @rapidlyloosingsanity ....this series has merch?

    • @tultsi93
      @tultsi93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would loathe swans after that.

  • @loneshewolf74
    @loneshewolf74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "YOU BIG NAUGHTY!!"
    I almost died.

  • @moonkingdomify
    @moonkingdomify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Little did we know that Odette is the true villain of the franchise. I mean just look at her face during 75% of the scenes. She looks like she's going to murder somebody as soon as she gets the chance.

    • @wii1245
      @wii1245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mytru Mara you mean Odile is starting to reveal herself? Damn!

    • @elebrony
      @elebrony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also the music in the movie sounds like Pentatonix, except bad.

    • @autumngreenglen5706
      @autumngreenglen5706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think shes finally tired of Derek's shiz lol

  • @thedarkestnightmare616
    @thedarkestnightmare616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Fun Fact: Odette and Derek are voiced by Laura Bailey and Yuri Lowenthal respectively... Allow me to cry for you.

    • @thedarkestnightmare616
      @thedarkestnightmare616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And also, Yuri himself was the SOLE WRITER for this movie.. I'm not kidding.

    • @SailorMewMew100
      @SailorMewMew100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's not anything to cry over.

    • @thedarkestnightmare616
      @thedarkestnightmare616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He also played the Prince character from the Prince of Persia games.

    • @albedo5455
      @albedo5455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Darkmare Ben Tennyson?! Thats impossible?!

    • @thedarkestnightmare616
      @thedarkestnightmare616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sadly, yes. The man who voiced Ben Tennyson, THe Prince from the Prince of Persia, Sasuke Uchiha, Matt Miller from Saints Row, and YOSUKE from Persona 4.

  • @BraUnY74
    @BraUnY74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    But Swan Princess is not meant to be set in Russia. They don't have Russian names, I've never heard of any Derek or Odette here. Original had Prince be named Siegfried, which strongly suggests, that Tchaikovsky meant his story to be set in Germany. And well, the story itself seems to be referencing one of German folk tales with a similar plot. So they are meant to be Germans, and considering, how Derek is hunting with a bow, it's Medieval or Renaissance Germany.
    Still, pop-music, lightbulds and lightsaver won't be any more appropriate in Medieval or Renaissance Germany as well.

    • @ironvlogger9712
      @ironvlogger9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh

    • @billyyank1916
      @billyyank1916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I believe the folk behind the film didn't know it took place in Russia/Germany. They probably thought it took place in England.

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@billyyank1916 I didn't think it was meant to be _any_ place in the real world, just a generic fantasy kingdom

    • @billyyank1916
      @billyyank1916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@elsie8757 Forgot I made this comment, that's a good point.

    • @GeneralKenobi75
      @GeneralKenobi75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also, despite Bob's insistence, I don't think these movies take place on Earth. None of the countries or kingdoms named are from actual Medieval Europe. Its just in a generic fantasy world with some Earth parallels.

  • @otakon17
    @otakon17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    .... they made a CG Swan Princess?! WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?!

    • @Whyarewestillhere-e1u
      @Whyarewestillhere-e1u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      otakon17 I wonder what will be your reaction when you find out that this has a total of 7 sequels. I am glad I could contribute to ruining another childhood.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Демон Россия I knew about them, just this CG is atrocious and the animation of the other ones waa at least competent.

    • @Whyarewestillhere-e1u
      @Whyarewestillhere-e1u 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wouldn't exactly call them "competent" in terms of story but I see what you mean. Indeed, this was uncalled for. Personally I only liked the first, second and third.

    • @1Up2081
      @1Up2081 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      otakon17 Oh boy, are you going to hate the one where they're all spies.

    • @lukeperkins1024
      @lukeperkins1024 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Be afraid, be very afraid.

  • @Ekraelum
    @Ekraelum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    What's wrong with Odette's face? Isn't she supposed to be beautiful?

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Seychermanium I know right? She's now an ugly Barbie Bootleg with a creepy face!

    • @MrJustinArt
      @MrJustinArt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Seychermanium
      To be fair, it's not like anyone else in the kingdom are nominees for a beauty award.

    • @Ekraelum
      @Ekraelum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You're right. But please don't make talk about Derek and the inventor.

    • @morganyoung3557
      @morganyoung3557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I guess the swan curse turned her into a reverse ugly duckling so instead of starting out ugly and becoming beautiful, she started out beautiful and became ugly. Though honestly, I would lay the blame on the disgusting 3D animation because when it was a 2D movie you could tell that she was beautiful, at least in the first movie, I have never seen any of the sequels.

    • @DrGregoryHouseIT
      @DrGregoryHouseIT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She looks like an Uncanny Valley clone of her.

  • @Steamer96
    @Steamer96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    This is living proof that Hand Drawn Animation has much more life to it than what a emotionless computer can do.
    "Note i don't hate CG some of my favorite films are CG, but it seems like alot of these films just are half-assed."

    • @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz7392
      @dr.heinzdoofenshmirtz7392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      steamerthesteamtrain some hand drawn animations can be awfully emotionless too ,just take a look at the direct to dvd

    • @Steamer96
      @Steamer96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes that is possible, "Just take a look at the magic riddle and a lot of The Land Before Time sequels"

    • @TheAngelmisa
      @TheAngelmisa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pista chio Agreed like the crappy Christmas tree movie

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or that shit oddyseys movie…. Holy shit people take 2d for granted and cgi. Both have their greats and both have their shits

    • @Steamer96
      @Steamer96 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dimitriwarchief301 Yeah I know. Although when it comes to these cheap films, I would rather watch Goodtimes or hell even Dingo than Vídeo Brinquedo or Sparkplug Entertainment.

  • @kacinema96
    @kacinema96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When Prince Derek started talking, I was trying to figure out where I recognized his voice. A few seconds later, I yelled “Yuri Lowrenthal NO! You were Ben 10 and Superman! Show some dignity!”

    • @AllenShircliff
      @AllenShircliff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kacinema Reviews sorry I was thinking of Sauske Uhchiha

    • @AllenShircliff
      @AllenShircliff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kacinema Reviews also Kill me agreed with you buddy.

    • @benwood5659
      @benwood5659 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      can you specify which ben 10 you mean? because I remember the original ben 10's voice actress as tara strong.

    • @LaineMann
      @LaineMann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Omniverse

  • @SitaraAleu
    @SitaraAleu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Seriously, Odette should have saved that cat at the beginning and taken it home, Number 9 should have snuggled up in her lap, enjoying the warmth and then spent the whole movie from there torn between his appreciation for Odette and his loyalty to Rothbart, and then maybe at the end, he still helps Rothbart out of sheer desperation to extend his life, but he hates himself for his choice and only and very reluctantly changes his mind at the last second and joins the heroes, and the movie ends with him knowing this is his last life, but that at least it'll be one full of love and warmth.
    And that was all off the top of my head.

  • @Flowerbarrel
    @Flowerbarrel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    They look so weird in CG. Even weirder than usual. And I agree, what the hell, Odette? Who cares if he's the "bad guy", he's a poor cat freezing in the snow! Most people would pick the poor thing up and try to get him warm, then adopt him. I guess a nice princess can't do everything.
    I wish the chest opening had enabled Derek or someone to get possessed by Rothbart. That would have been kinda cool.

    • @zooemperor3954
      @zooemperor3954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hannah Papernick-Yudin yeah I saw that review and it proved that she was basically a demon!

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always put out the idea that when it came to transitioning the designs from 2D to 3D they really didn't put a lot of effort or focus into it which makes them come off looking less designed and good looking and so uncanny. Of them all, Rogers is the only one who looks decent but everyone else just looks TERRIBLE and it gets even worse in the later movies, specifically because whoever they hired to do the character designs for the newer movies didn't take into account to make any new character look like they fit in with the look of the older ones, so we have cases of design clashes everywhere with the old characters looking like they are from DTDVD movies from the early 2000s and the new characters looking like someone is ATTEMPTING to use 'realism' and it just comes off as looking horrible all around.

    • @Flowerbarrel
      @Flowerbarrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh, that’s right. Not sure how I forgot Odette was a demon. Well, I’d adopt that cat in a second! I’d spoil him silly.

    • @philipsyoutube6111
      @philipsyoutube6111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Poor cat. At least he gets his own home.

    • @autumngreenglen5706
      @autumngreenglen5706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I sooooooo agree! What if he had possessed Derek after he opened the chest, ruined Derek's image as the prince, and let the civilians form a mob against him! Or something else!!! Anything but "blow up da Xmas tree, and Xmas is ded"

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Easy solution to the problem of Rothbart wanting to destroy Christmas:
    Rothbart: "I need to regain my body, and we need to cast the spell on (or at least near) the winter solstice. Let's see the ingredients: 50 pounds of earth, a liter of frog saliva and... ah the important component! Gloom across the entire kingdom! A kingdom in depression! That should be eas... oh wait, it's christmas..."

  • @Nightman221k
    @Nightman221k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    16:00 Odette recoiled at the name of the Christ child. It goes to show that she really was brought back to life from devil magic in the 3rd movie.

    • @YumeDream39
      @YumeDream39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She's a demon! Get the Holy Water!

    • @melissalayson7275
      @melissalayson7275 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm starting to think Bobsheaux theory was right. Odette really is demon brought back to life by dark magic.

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Just what the Sawn Princess needed. A Glee Christmas Special

    • @Shades14
      @Shades14 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well at least a disabled guy didn't get walking machine that "broke the next day".

  • @hornedcrusader9485
    @hornedcrusader9485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I get it now. Roger's an inventor because it's an easy way for them to make modern references.

  • @edwardenderman649
    @edwardenderman649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I was less disturbed by the pucker line and more disturbed by the creepy character designs.
    THOSE EYES!!

  • @sarlife
    @sarlife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    At first I thought the cat was supposed to infiltrate the group by them feeling sorry for the frozen thing, but apparently cats covered in ice sickles are a common occurrence in this town.

  • @CreepinCrinoid
    @CreepinCrinoid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You didn't know that saber-toothed cats were still around?" Well, NOW they aren't. That was the last one!

  • @lingaustin2854
    @lingaustin2854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Is it me or do Odette's pointy eyes make her look slightly evil?

    • @TheAngryXenite
      @TheAngryXenite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Grace Austin Well, at the end of the last movie she WAS resurrected from the ashes of the notes detailing "the forbidden arts" after being killed by unholy fire. Clearly, she's a demon.

    • @autumngreenglen5706
      @autumngreenglen5706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True she is a demon. I get what they were going for. They wanted a sleek and alluring cat eye, but these horrible 3D models wont allow her to be beautiful and nothing else, so whatever...

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheAngryXenite Bobsheaux shouting “DEMON!” at that part was hilarious!

  • @NobodieZ26
    @NobodieZ26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
    Now you are doomed to review every Swan Princess movie. Also the same company that made the later Alpha & Omega sequels crest animations are also responsible for this film.

  • @kenziecullen4434
    @kenziecullen4434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    It’s not so much a question of “Who was asking for more Swan Princess?” but rather “What audience did the crew think this would appeal to?” Those who grew up with the original movie are old enough now to immediately recognize all the flaws (and, if you’re like me, may have realized that even the original movie wasn’t really that good to begin with) and young kids probably have never even heard of the Swan Princess. What made anyone think this would gain an audience???

    • @Lady_Yuna
      @Lady_Yuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kenzi Bat If I remember right the original 1996? film bombed at the box office but it was shown regularly on Cartoon Network and gained an audience then did well on Home Video sales, so sequels got made.

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They were probably thinking that the new grown up audience who now have kids of their own would buy it for nostalgia's sake with the studio thinking that since it's the 2010's, you have to cater to the fact. Even if your movie is set LONG BEFORE the time.

    • @blondbraid7986
      @blondbraid7986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even then, the most redeeming part of the first movie was that it had good animation, no one in their right mind would buy a movie with such horrible animation.

    • @Nintendotron64
      @Nintendotron64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      From what I understand, the original failed because it was trying to hard to be Disney. WB should've known that nobody is as good at being Disney as Disney. Seriously, they've got the market damn near cornered on animated dramas and musicals.
      Why didn't Warner Bros make it a comedy? It's what they're good at! Make a parody of Disney or something; that would've sold amazing!

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nintendotron64 It's gotten worse. In the newest movie (yes, there is another one) they're trying to outdo Disney AGAIN by more or less turning Elise...Alyse....however you spell her name, into the SP version of a Disney Princess right down to her design since they AGED HER UP. Elise was a bad inclusion into the series to begin with but for the newest movie they removed any sort of character she already had and just made her....boring. She's not brain-dead, even though the movie does turn into a romance story later, but she legit doesn't DO ANYTHING. She's like the audience member to her own movie which sort of removes all the things they made her and Lucas do since the Pirate movie.
      Oh, and did I mention the newest movie is a parody of America's Got Talent?
      YEAH.
      THIS IS HOW THEY MAKE THESE MOVIES NOW.

  • @scyfy2289
    @scyfy2289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    6:51 OMG his hair! Who animated this movie, the wolf pups!?

    • @wii1245
      @wii1245 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scy Fy um.....the Snowgies?

  • @darrelsam419
    @darrelsam419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    There's something surreal and disturbing about badly animated puppet looking people singing autotuned Christmas songs in a style that definately wouldn't exist during that time period.
    The random light saber fight made it even more surreal. If the makers of this movie were trying to go for the style of weird art films, they succeeded.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dawn Darrell Samaitha Blame Shrek.

    • @wii1245
      @wii1245 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Batter Sempai Rogers was with the Rebels; Uberta has gone to the Dark Side.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you think this is bad, try watching the newer sequels where they keep introducing NEW characters that are designed off-model from the design tone of this. It's like watching two badly design animated series in ONE movie.

  • @GothicQueen1
    @GothicQueen1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Prince Derek (in the first one) was voiced by Howard McGillin, broadway’s longest running Phantom.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Famousauthor1 and now he's voiced by Yuri Lowenthal... And he also wrote this script. Marth may be good with swords, but he needs to take serious English lessons.

    • @Sandlot1992
      @Sandlot1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he's also sung in South Park's notorious but hilarious hit film Bigger, Longer and Uncut!

    • @morganyoung3557
      @morganyoung3557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually saw Howard McGillin perform as the Phantom and met the guy after the show, he is a great Phantom and he is a very cool guy too.

  • @leemcdonald1342
    @leemcdonald1342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    If Bobsheaux turns into a swan, I'll puke.

  • @theduchess1877
    @theduchess1877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Apparently Richard Rich couldn't find enough traditional animation artists to continue with 2D animation.

  • @googamp32
    @googamp32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'm very disappointed you didn't become Frogsheaux in this review!

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How much do Folkmanis puppets cost?

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      All you need for Frogsheaux is a green sock and two pingpong balls

    • @diggerfan9319
      @diggerfan9319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Must be a Frogsheaux! Ribbit!

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just take a kermit puppet

  • @SgtScorpious
    @SgtScorpious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Ugh, I'm a fan of the original Swan Princess yet from what I've heard and seen of this shit here just ugh...I feel offended

    • @Chloe4656.
      @Chloe4656. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree I love the original 2D beautiful animation. This is just offended me in many ways.

    • @strange_0ne535
      @strange_0ne535 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a fan of the ballet and i'm offended

    • @nigachan704
      @nigachan704 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @wii1245
      @wii1245 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kowz of Rule i am the servant of Odette, thou has been offended !

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right there with you. Got a huge soft spot and a love of the original. The sequels however, well they can go burn

  • @FilmmakeroftheFuture
    @FilmmakeroftheFuture 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    At least this CGI is better than "Rapsittie Street Kids."

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even Dingo Pictures animation is better than Rapsittie Street Kids, not hard to be better than that. All these CGI animated movies are...soo stupid...hehehehehe.

    • @FilmmakeroftheFuture
      @FilmmakeroftheFuture 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CWDTrixie A Phelous fan I presume?

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont understand.

    • @FilmmakeroftheFuture
      @FilmmakeroftheFuture 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phelous often references Wabuu referring to things as "so stupid" in his reviews.

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was a reference to Phelous's review of The Time Machine (that I found at a yard sale) review.

  • @ArcherSlamBAM
    @ArcherSlamBAM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Bobsheaux: I hate you so very much.
    Me: (Thinking) No, you don't.
    Raven: No, you don't.
    Me: (Thinking) See, even she agrees with me- whaaaaaaaa?

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    ... ...
    ... ...
    ... ..
    *WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK AM I WATCHING???*
    ...Happy new year, everyone!

  • @crcoghill
    @crcoghill 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Yes! YEEEES!!!! NOW ALL WILL KNOW MY HATRED FOR THIS FILM!!!! Every since i even set my eyes upon this... garbage fire of a film, i thought to myself "what mad man made this!?". The animation can be lazy, cheap and awful all at the same time, the jokes are just bad, the characters suck and DEAR *GOD!* THE PLOT HOLES!!!! 😨 JUST THE WEAKNESS TO THE WIND CHIMES GETS ON MY NERVES!!!! if i could: I'd burn every compute that made this abomination just so it can DIE!!!!!!
    ...... sorry, had to vent. It was the first time I've ever critically tore apart a film like this. It's that awful.

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL, this sounds like my hatred for the "Disney Descendant" films XD .

    • @wii1245
      @wii1245 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      crcoghill hey, at least you try to do it AVGN style.

  • @MrXemnas1992
    @MrXemnas1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I recall cringing so hard while trying to watch this movie that I actually torqued my neck a bit Dx

  • @dreamrelative4437
    @dreamrelative4437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    the frickin BARIBIE movies are better and that's coming from a 11 year old tomboy.

    • @chaoticneutral7976
      @chaoticneutral7976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      MJ THE GAMEING QUEEN Barbie also did a pretty decent re-telling of Swan Lake that was better than the Swan Princess.

    • @autumngreenglen5706
      @autumngreenglen5706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!!!!!

    • @mask938
      @mask938 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd gladly take Barbie's adaptation of Swan Lake over this piece of garbage.

  • @masterofgaburincho
    @masterofgaburincho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This movie made me roll my eyes the whole time.

    • @AllyOJustice
      @AllyOJustice 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yummyjuice16 is back did you “engorge” yourself afterwards? Or did you just collapse like an Ancient Dragon?

    • @masterofgaburincho
      @masterofgaburincho 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AllyOJustice
      The latter.
      I collapsed.

    • @AllyOJustice
      @AllyOJustice 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MasterofGaburincho did you get the joke at least?

    • @masterofgaburincho
      @masterofgaburincho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AllyOJustice
      _Yes_

    • @toocoldtobother7271
      @toocoldtobother7271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need help the music made my ears bleed

  • @0deadx21
    @0deadx21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A Swan Princess Christmas? I don't think your daughter-in-law wants to be reminded of those terrible times, Uberta.

  • @professormultipurpose5244
    @professormultipurpose5244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    On the subject of Richard Rich, I think there’s one non Disney/A&O Film that’s decently underrated, that would be The Trumpet of the Swan. While not great by any means, I do feel like there’s lots of effort put into it with the voice acting, style of animation, music, and ideas, it just doesn’t have a good way of executing them. But if there’s ONE thing that makes the movie worthwhile, it’s Jason Alexander as the Father Swan. He is so over the top it’s hilarious

  • @AnimeDaisyGaming
    @AnimeDaisyGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Odette looks like a barbie doll lol oh and happy new year Bobsheaux and Raven!

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Even with CGI Barbie movies as early as "Barbie and the Nutcracker", the character designs weren't as creepy!!

  • @MDthornton83
    @MDthornton83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Another solid review from one of the greatest online reviewers of all time.

  • @EsmeMarion
    @EsmeMarion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I HAVE TO PEE!

    • @albedo5455
      @albedo5455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dude55 Lol! Do you not get the reference?

    • @albedo5455
      @albedo5455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dude55 It's from one of the worst scenes from Alpha & Omega: Family Vacation

    • @sydneyhamilton2575
      @sydneyhamilton2575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank You Aliens!

    • @mentallyilldarkjeroid5378
      @mentallyilldarkjeroid5378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who wants to kiss under my mother's mistlecameltoe? See how funny I am? People should buy my "Impact" a James Grider novel on Amazon so I can afford a used car. It deserves as much money as "Semenwan Bitchcess Christmas" has made.

    • @alanzapreservationtheythem2861
      @alanzapreservationtheythem2861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great reference to the animated Persona 4 comics

  • @stlouisrocker100
    @stlouisrocker100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    One last Christmas review before the post-Christmas blues sets in. It's a good day. But that animation isn't helping. Is there any egg nog left?

    • @stlouisrocker100
      @stlouisrocker100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NOOOOOO! DX

    • @hiddenwithinthepages1373
      @hiddenwithinthepages1373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      stlouisrocker100 *Sees mention of Eggnog*
      I NEED TO QUENCH MY EGGNOG ADDICTION!

    • @AllenShircliff
      @AllenShircliff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      stlouisrocker100 I'll need a lot of Booze and Naruto as eye bleach in this movie. Seriously Why is Sauske Uhchiha voice actor in this.

    • @somedudewhodraws9377
      @somedudewhodraws9377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuck the eggnog get the damn whiskey XD

  • @kevinbacon5492
    @kevinbacon5492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Who was asking for more Swan Princess”? Well a lot of people nowadays get really nostalgic about the 90’s. It’s possible the makers somehow thought since everyone was getting nostalgic about the 90’s they’d be ecstatic if there was another Swan Princess. But what they forget is the reason people get nostalgic about 90’s movies is because they were genuinely good and well crafted. But hey. That’s just a theory, a film theory! Sorry I just had to.

    • @netanyamusic
      @netanyamusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True. In fact, Sony approached Nest Family Entertainment and Crest Animation Studios and asked them to revive the series because the home video and DVD sales for the first three movies were still steady. Originally the Christmas movie was going to be 2D animated like the first three movies.

    • @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty
      @Gingersnaps_the_pumpkin_kitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@netanyamusic if they had to effort to 2d animate they'd probably have a better plot too. But effort takes effort. And that's hard.

  • @jacobbelow4136
    @jacobbelow4136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:15 If this movie DID get a the CinemaSins treatment, I wonder how high the sin count would be...?

  • @jacobbelow4136
    @jacobbelow4136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sadly, Richard Rich is also responsible for Rankin Bass' animated version of 'The King and I', which was just a complete embarrassment that swayed the Rogers and Hammerstein estates to forbid any future animated adaptations of their musicals. 😞

  • @JanXD91
    @JanXD91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They still make Swan Princess movies??? Wtf?!

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They released the 9th and the 10th is on the way.
      BE PREPARED.

  • @rainbowbrush8658
    @rainbowbrush8658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Review Olive the Other Reindeer and Joshua and the Promised Land

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rainbow Brush anything but olive!! That bored me as a kid!

    • @diggerfan9319
      @diggerfan9319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure he'll review Olive the other Reindeer next year.

    • @TheFunnyGuy9000
      @TheFunnyGuy9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Travis De La Fuente Christmas in July

    • @diggerfan9319
      @diggerfan9319 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure why not.

    • @diggerfan9319
      @diggerfan9319 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That'll work.

  • @snowbeast4463
    @snowbeast4463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Wait, so Christianity, magic, ghosts, and aliens are all established things in this universe? How does that even begin to work? Also, this film did not deserve Laura Bailey...

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here's the thing about that; these movies confirm this but in the newest one (YES), they just implied that other countries and lands DON'T have things like talking animals and so on. I am dead serious. They had a group of visiting performers from other lands come in and when Rogers was trying to explain to them Skully and the other squirrels, they were legit confused about the idea of talking animals.
      MIND YOU THIS IS THE SAME MOVIE WHERE ONE OF THE OTHER PLOTS WAS TRYING TO TURN A MAN BACK FROM BEING A CHINESE DRAGON.

  • @thetuftedpuffin1025
    @thetuftedpuffin1025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As campy and bland as the original Swan Princess was, you gotta admit it had some beautiful animation.
    This? This is horrifying....

  • @Iominia
    @Iominia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    c'mon Swan Princess! don't drag Sasuke into this!

  • @ctaco5112
    @ctaco5112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Here's my idea as to why Rothbart would need to destroy Christmas spirit in a way that makes sense.
    Perhaps in order to fully come back Rothbart would need to strengthen his power through people's misery, and what better way to make people miserable than destroying one of their most sacred Christmas traditions right in front of them?
    Additionally perhaps the reason he was weaker initially could be because since Christmas is considered a holy time of year the powers of evil are naturally weaker.

  • @sillycatlady509
    @sillycatlady509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I used to be so obsessed with the first Swan Princess movie. But...I was only hoping for just one sequel where they'd show Odette's and Derek's married life, and maybe even show them having a kid or two.
    But they gave us...7....why...?
    And in the beginning of this movie, they turned Odette into a cold, insensitive b*tch to a freaking frozen cat!
    Sorry Bobsheaux, I love your reviews, but I can't finish this one gawd.....and those pop songs.........

  • @joyunicycle
    @joyunicycle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I hate that the Swan Princess has become a franchise but I enjoyed you review.
    Happy New Year Bobsheaux

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They just recently released ANOTHER movie....and it had the gall to end on a cliffhanger that had 'TO BE CONTINUED' on it.
      We are in for so much more pain.

  • @texasbiggalcatlover8200
    @texasbiggalcatlover8200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey I know Richard Rich. He did 'the trumpet of the swan'. Its prety good Bob, maybe you should review it. But I mostly know him from nest home videos.

  • @Nintendotron64
    @Nintendotron64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow. This movie made TWO famous historical figures roll in their graves simultaneously! That has to be a new record!

  • @RyushuSuperCat
    @RyushuSuperCat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    @14:46 Rothbart power-walking in mid-air away from the castle is strangely hilarious

  • @hypershock0storm479
    @hypershock0storm479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yuri Lownenthal, is that you?!

  • @TheBonkleFox
    @TheBonkleFox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    hearing raven's voice at the beginning of the video gives me life.

  • @snbsixteen6stars201
    @snbsixteen6stars201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I would run up to the kitty and bundle him up in my coat or scarf

  • @whichcache2517
    @whichcache2517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:06 I can actually sympathize. Granted, the phrasing could be a lot better, and I've never been smooched on by a granny before, but playing a brass instrument does indeed involve puckering, and practicing said pucker in order to maintain a proper embouchure is quintessential.
    So losing his pucker via granny kissing would be most unfortunate.

  • @jf4132
    @jf4132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kaitlyn Maher is the only thing on the planet who can save Christmas. She's just so precious.

  • @MovieFan1912
    @MovieFan1912 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    21:11-22:10 Singing causes the villain to be defeated?
    What is this, the ending to Yellow Submarine?

  • @shanessie6671
    @shanessie6671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dont worry bob, we're here for you😞

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "But Christmas is over" !!!!

  • @irain4927
    @irain4927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was not expecting Yuri Lowenthal's voice to come out of Derek's mouth.
    It does not work,as good of a voice actor Yuri is.

  • @RoseyRoseyMae
    @RoseyRoseyMae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My ears are bleeding the songs for this "musical" are so terrible!!

  • @michaelbourret339
    @michaelbourret339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Richard Rich produced Alpha and Omega. Ben Gluck and Anthony Bell were the directors of that movie. He was the producer along with a Japanese fellow named Ken Katsumoto.

  • @gunmunz
    @gunmunz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just googled the rest of the series and they take the alpha and omega route of making their sequels focusing on the children.

  • @NeoDragonCount
    @NeoDragonCount 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wait... Laura Bailey and Yuri Lowenthal?! Nooooooooo-!!!
    Well, at least the frog isn't voiced by John Cleese.

  • @sydneyhamilton2575
    @sydneyhamilton2575 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Swan Chica Sounds Like A Five Nights At Freddy's OC

  • @Sandlot1992
    @Sandlot1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for our request Bobsheaux, I hope you'll review the Wacky Adventures of Ronald Mcdonald: the monster o mcdonaldland loch soon!

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully, he could do a marathon of the whole series. Especially since there's only 6 episodes.

  • @chasformer3091
    @chasformer3091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    17:02 That made me laugh.
    Your girlfriend is so cool!

  • @narioreturns7603
    @narioreturns7603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The voice of prince Derek is the voice of Spider-Man Peter Parker from ps4 , small world

  • @danieldb631
    @danieldb631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Agh! Not another Derek! We're enjoying a treat, Derek!
    So glad you didn't transform into a frog, Bob. Happy New year.

  • @espurrfection44
    @espurrfection44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Happy New Year everyone

  • @eblackwell
    @eblackwell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Their lightsabers have no hilts! You can see the opposite end of the blade sticking out of their hands. If the lightsaber is a deadly weapon, you can't hold the blade in your hand!

  • @aidanbarnes4290
    @aidanbarnes4290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:20 You have your own Bobsheaux wrapping paper? AWESOME!

  • @wastelandlegocheem
    @wastelandlegocheem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happy new years, bobsheaux and raven

  • @nekonomicon9938
    @nekonomicon9938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes
    Thank youuu executive producers! And of course thank Bob for going through the pain and suffering of watching this movie to bring us this review!

  • @thgritic102
    @thgritic102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:00 Oh they did NOT just ruin my favorite Christmas song "Gloria" did they? Screw you movie!

    • @Bobsheaux
      @Bobsheaux  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yes they did. EVERY SONG they "sing" in this movie is completely ruined. X(
      You have my condolences.

    • @thgritic102
      @thgritic102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bobsheaux
      I was surviving well until I heard Gloria. That's was the point that threw me into a loop like God why?

  • @crystalchampion9617
    @crystalchampion9617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rip Michelle nicasro original voice of Odette

  • @marti3189
    @marti3189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "And you're kind of a bitch" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SheepUndefined
    @SheepUndefined 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just got here from your Swan Princess 3 review, and uh...you're completely right!
    She is a freaking devil.

  • @remixchild
    @remixchild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:24 damn, don bluth carrer didn’t end until the 90’s. Richard’s career was dead the moment he stepped outside Disney doors

  • @yuyaricachimuel555
    @yuyaricachimuel555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now I have to wonder if anyone’s made a rated R comedy film where the villain is named Big Naughty, thanks movie !
    Also maybe instead of Swan “chica” maybe Rothbarf could’ve said “swanshtucker” ;)

  • @michellewarns2778
    @michellewarns2778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:16 And that is how the Sabertooth Cat went extinct. -_-

  • @matthewdilday7918
    @matthewdilday7918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:25; Glow sticks in the 18th or 19th Century?! Seriously, not to mention a Star Wars reference? A bunch things wrong with this movie! The writers were probably juiced up!

  • @PKMN37
    @PKMN37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait, the world where wizards, curses, and mythical beasts rein supreme has Baby Jesus? I have so many questions.

  • @Illiad
    @Illiad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The next one's even worse.

  • @nataliasclarandi8204
    @nataliasclarandi8204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They would have done this a million times better in 2d with kid voices or an all Russian cast & it would have been #1 most loved rather than a myth on the internet for half a decade before screening on television at random

  • @ecojosh1
    @ecojosh1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They call it "Pumpkin Awareness Day" because "Halloween" currently belongs to Disney.

    • @remixchild
      @remixchild 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Miramax is no longer part of Disney

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pop Christmas cover song starts to play
    Me: blows brain out with gun
    AHHH FUCK I FORGOT IM IMMORTAL

  • @CyberSpider35
    @CyberSpider35 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wait-wait-wait. Is it supposed to be Russia? Because... Dereck and Odette don't sound like a Russian names to me. Even from 19th century. I mean of course we have names like Peter and Catherine, but we actually called them Piotr and Ekaterina. I don't quite see how Dereck and Odette should sounds in this case.

    • @jenneacubero1036
      @jenneacubero1036 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      By the name Odette, I thought the movies were set in France.

    • @rayelgatubelo
      @rayelgatubelo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well the original Swan Lake was set in a Germanic kingdom of some sort. God knows how much Tchaikovsky knew about that region in the first place.
      Odette and Rothbart were names in the original ballet.
      The prince, however, was named Siegfried. I... guess the producers of the movie didn't want people to confuse him with the guy with the tigers?

    • @maymay5600
      @maymay5600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i think they're from england or france, he's getting it wrong

  • @IAmTheUnison
    @IAmTheUnison 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ironically, enough I actually rather liked "The Swan Princess"...at least the first one. They did kind of out-stay their welcome after that one though.

  • @oddbloochicken
    @oddbloochicken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "From 2D to 3D" *my gorillaz filled mind instantly thinks of 2-Dents*

  • @animationoverload5552
    @animationoverload5552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy New Year, Bobsheaux.

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm surprised this kid's movie is openly acknowledging Christianity

  • @diggerfan9319
    @diggerfan9319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Review the long-requested Norm of the North....pretty please?

  • @jaketucker2559
    @jaketucker2559 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    12:31 Edison didn’t technically invent the light bulb either, at least not without the help of other inventors and scientists

  • @sydneyhamilton2575
    @sydneyhamilton2575 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dreamworks Spirit worked fine with the cgi sequel of a 2d movie