@@thomassimons8148 you two should realize by now I plan for every contingency. This is the original Rick astley never gonna give you up. Nice try nerd.
Villager: there is steve! Iron golem: open the gate! Villager: he has bad omen! Iron golem: close the gate! Villager: he is holding milk bucket! Iron golem: open the gate a little!
If your girlfriend : Has square shaped eyes Wheres a cyan T-shirt and can break a whole tree within a few punches Then its not your girlfriend, its alex
Things that make horror games even more scarier: 1. Hiding spots in dark rooms 2. *HOLD SHIFT TO RUN* 3. Basements 4. Happy music box music 5. Autosave 6. Very $p○●|
Me: "Where are my 2 diamonds?" Friend: DIAMOND HOE! Me: Loads my bow with a poisoned arrow and shoots* Him: dies* Few minutes later: Police outside my house*
#Dailydoseofmemes Doctor: Ok sir what is the problem Me: I hate the nether Doctor: oh sorry but that treatment is only in the Netherlands Me: *screams in fear*
Java: **fighting** Bedrock: **fighting** Me in pocket: where’s my popcorn Edit: to everyone saying “bedrock is the same as PE” there is a difference between, bedrock is on PC and pocket is on Mobile, also bedrock has features that pocket doesn’t and pocket has features that bedrock doesn’t.
Clearly you are stupid Bedrock edition is in C++ Pocket edition is the same thing The only difference is the mobile controls Name a feature that pocket edition has that bedrock doesn’t
my pet dies in another world: cry's Me spawns into a new world on a island with a starter chest: fine Me sees a forest on another island: very fine Me turns around and sees a ocean monument My luck: soul for a soul
Everyone: *saving new caves and mountains from drowning* New clock compass and sugar cane texture: *drowning* Red stone ore light-up feature: *in a lawn chair dead at the bottom*
When you move into a village: Look at me, I’m in charge now
9:29 Does that mean all that Herobrine wants is just a hug?
The new raw metal blocks: Exist
The Minecraft community: I said we beans today
I am 134 seconds from quitting Christianity over you
@@ImWallace799 exactly 2 minutes and 13 seconds.
@@inanutshell6805 and now I praise shrek moto moto
th-cam.com/video/-Wg9YGppFfg/w-d-xo.html
@@thomassimons8148 you two should realize by now I plan for every contingency. This is the original Rick astley never gonna give you up. Nice try nerd.
5:00 the way the nether and lag beat up up the speedrunner while laughing was brutal
Teacher: Nothing is infinite.
Numbers: _Am I a joke to you_
Univirse: am i a joke to you
Where did you get your icon?
Time am i a joke
@@banana_sundae3516 you can look up *meme troll man face* on google and you should find it
@@banana_sundae3516 don’t ask….
I like how there is archievement at 5:15
Cactus: You cant defeat me
Netherite: Understandable have a nice day.
Yoo it bob LOL
Cactus : you can't defeat me
Nethirte : oh I know but he can
*TNT*
Pov: you still enjoy these memes despite have never playing Minecraft
Creeper: Kaboom?
Me: no
Creeper: I was not asking!
Yes, Rico, kaboom.
Then why a question mark?
Lol
@@Panda-24 r/whooosh
@@Panda-24 you missed it fam
seeing Ruben brought back memories I forgot I even had 😭
Same 😢
Same :(
same :(((
When it happened I cried for days irl
Same😭
George Not Found: "Beating Minecraft before I freeze"
9 Million people: *Interesting*
It is interesting tbh
tru
INTERESTING
@@coffeegamer360 No one asked for ur opinion
I T S G O N N A B E I C E T I M E G E O R G E
Teacher : ‘nothing is infinite’
Me: ‘FamIlY TrEe’??
The biome you spawned in survival: “Tiaga boime”
The biome you spawn in creative: “plains boime”
No it’s the opposite for me and I hate creative mode when it’s not in plains unless I’m making a tree house
“Boime memes 1”
Lol
Respect for Ruben. He was a good and brave pig👏
Villager: there is steve!
Iron golem: open the gate!
Villager: he has bad omen!
Iron golem: close the gate!
Villager: he is holding milk bucket!
Iron golem: open the gate a little!
Lol
E
You make no sense what is this humor
Haha
@@romasmolarczyk9121 humor
Teacher: nothing is infinite
Me: BEDROCK?
Memenade somehow always has the freshest and juiciest memes
Yez
Hello bedrock why cant you break?
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
@@skleafix9951 bc amogs
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE
the water element and the enederman one made me laugh
other games: "we try to make better graphics so it can attract more players"
minecraft: *laughs in voxel model
Minecraft looks better than most games
@@rexyjp1237 now that's a fact
i like voxel games like infiniminer, minecraft and minetest
@@Necro_Reaper yes pixelart is my opinion
Teacher: nothing is infinite
Numbers: 👁👄👁
Emeralds:- "You'll never add Emerald Armor."
Mojang:- "I know, but he can."
Minecraft Dungeons:- *Releases Howling Peak's dlc.*
1:10 this is from which movie pls tell and who is that lady over there pls tell me i am begging you ive been trying to find that lady since ages
You can buy armor from villagers with emeralds so technicly there is emerald armor
PRATHAMESH you serious? u actually serious?
@@Archius_09 one of the Star Wars prequel movies and that's Padamé.
We have something simmiliar to emerald armor now
3:23 Now this one got me laughing 😆😆😆 LOL
Therapist: So tell me about yourself.
Me:
*I love refrigerators.*
*I was born on my birthday*
Ah yes, a refrigerator is my favorite thing too because it holds all of the food that we need.
@@beatrizxx7043 *You were born on your spawn point*
How did this get 41 likes
@@YourLocalNobody420 I dunno
3:33 anime fans :
Light is Light Yagami
Fun fact: the largest land animal ever has a weight of 100 ton and is called patagotitan
Only the bleu whale is larger at 200 tons
if the largest animal is the patagotitan but the blue whale is bigger then the blue whale is the largest bruh
@@savexthem4314 i said largest land animal
Bleu whale is the largest animal ever
@@rexyjp1237 ohh lol im blind sorry
0:10 INFINITE STONE AND SMOOTH STONE!!!
Students: I have a crippling sleep disorder!
Workers: Hey we barely get any sleep!
-Amateurs.
-What was that, punk?
Piglins: Amateurs.
Should be switch instead of bedrock
Lol
@TechTube xbox and bedrock are same (unless you're playing on the old xbox edition)
@@tc4574 huh bedrock edition is the only version of Minecraft available for switch
8:29 that's me definitely
If your girlfriend :
Has square shaped eyes
Wheres a cyan T-shirt and can break a whole tree within a few punches
Then its not your girlfriend, its alex
Make an herobrine 1
lol
That’s a boy you should of talked about Alex, Alex is a girl
Alex*
I like the title " Please Open Chat To open chat " 😂😂
Teacher: Nothing is infinite
Me: *2x2 water source
We've all done this ngl
@@loveydovey257 You did it in your spawn point btw
Me who plays both bedrock and Java daily: look of superiority
(me too) i dont get why ppl fight about them
@@wind_1029 IDK bro but hardcore has been so fun lately
@@bobrt_ i see your a man of culture as well
Teacher: nothing is infinite
Me: Then explain a lizards growing tail.
Me: Then explain the lecture after saying "Shut up" in an asian family
True
Teacher: nothing is infinite
Me: Axalotls can regrow limbs
@@Lordofpsychoticrat ye but they die so it stop
Yea but they die sometime
If you play Java or Bedrock, or Legacy, or Education, but still Minecraft, you're as Minecrafter as me and any other can be. Change my mind
How high cats jump in Minecraft: *Pathetic*
How high cats jump in real life: Jump boost 100
4:55 this is actually true
When a piglin and a wither skeleton meet each other: *There can only be one*
Me when I start a skyblock world and my cobble generator turns to obsidian
My life: let us introduce ourselves
dream : admits he cheated
Me when i die in mc : I'm four parallel universes ahead of you
4:39 this is the PIGGY THAT HATES FURNACES LOL
What Wandering Traders think they sell: *Diamonds and Netherite*
*What they actually sell:* Two Leads
No they sell wheat seeds I think 😂😂😂
they literally sell poppies for three emeralds when there are like ten million poppies on the ground 😂😂😂
I get the leads for free :D
@@akiyamaakeo yeah me tooo ( I basically killed him and his laamaa)
Things that make horror games even more scarier:
1. Hiding spots in dark rooms
2. *HOLD SHIFT TO RUN*
3. Basements
4. Happy music box music
5. Autosave
6. Very $p○●|
Me: "Where are my 2 diamonds?"
Friend: DIAMOND HOE!
Me: Loads my bow with a poisoned arrow and shoots*
Him: dies*
Few minutes later: Police outside my house*
1:18 That hit so hard,The Good old 1.7 Times
teacher: nothing is infinite
numbers: allow us to introduce ourselves
Haha
Xaxaxa he spell introduce wrong xaxaxaxa
Netherite ignot: is a chad dog
Netherite in a shulker box: is a weak puppy
I’n Minecraft, your chop tree, in Soviet terraria, tree chop you.
Teacher: nothing is infinite
Y/N: cobblestone generator/infinite water
Space:Let me introduce myself
"Nothing is infinite"
Me: Except that which is infinite
Technically cobblestone generators are not infinite because Minecraft will eventually shut down.
#Dailydoseofmemes
Doctor: Ok sir what is the problem
Me: I hate the nether
Doctor: oh sorry but that treatment is only in the Netherlands
Me: *screams in fear*
Wrong channel bro
Teacher: Nothing is infinite
Pi(3.14159)= did you already just forgot about me?
When you get mending for 10 emeralds on your first try: ”Could I be the Green ninja?!”
Is it a ninjago reference
@@HarryPotter-nd7kf Yeah
@@Mr.D1 I hope Garmadon becomes good again
7:09 that picture is thousands of years behind what the world would actually look like
When mom's cooking is better than a restaurant
That’s my mom
6:35
was I the only one to see Michael Afton at the bottom and is really small?
Me: *mining emeralds*
That one villager: and I took that emerald
Me:
0:06 teacher: nothing is infinite
Me: bruh space is infinite light years big
When things get too emotional with yur gf in class:-
Everyone: *Looking curious to know what happened*
Teacher:I don't want this bs in my class
The reason i watched this video is because in my jelly bean brain said: i have no idea what this is I’m gonna watch
I was flying in the nether today and found like 9 fortresses
@MarioPLEX !!! 10 minutes
4:55 This is my favorite part lol.
Fun fact, you can get stacks of 127
Stacks of 64 aren't practical, so they made it 127 and caped it at 64.
Math Teacher: Nothing is infinite
Me: And you call yourself a MATH teacher?
*"Nothing is infinite"*
Me: *Numbers*
OMG I AGREE
Copied
The thumbnail: "nothing is infinite"
Guy:"shows cobblestone infinite"
Me: That wouldn't mean your pickaxe is infinite
He can make another one
With the stone the player mined, then still kinda infinite
But then how about the sticks-
When somebdoy uses your nick in a kahoot
The day i lost my identity :(
Me: you guys are using nicknames?
@@2dogplc yes wtb
Thumbnails couldn’t be more perfect, memes couldn’t be better
Sister’s wedding: *Normal Clothes*
1.17 release: *MMMM FANCY*
Me excited for Blackstone:
Me noticing it takes longer to mine than stone:
Death
Rly
LOL
Java: **fighting**
Bedrock: **fighting**
Me in pocket: where’s my popcorn
Edit: to everyone saying “bedrock is the same as PE” there is a difference between, bedrock is on PC and pocket is on Mobile, also bedrock has features that pocket doesn’t and pocket has features that bedrock doesn’t.
Pe is also bedrock
Clearly you are stupid
Bedrock edition is in C++
Pocket edition is the same thing
The only difference is the mobile controls
Name a feature that pocket edition has that bedrock doesn’t
@@YourLocalNobody420 its on a phone
@@tuftyterror983 this comment is one month old wtf are you doing here
@@YourLocalNobody420 i dunno. But bedrock and pocket edition are 1000% the same
People fighting if java or bedrock is better
Me who plays both: 👁️👄👁️👍🏻
Eww bedrock, why bother?
They made ores more colourblind friendly... So they can finally add rubies!
shut up
The 18th meme with "only the Minecraft ogs will cry over this" brought me back to when I was crying on my keyboard
Memenade at lunch?
This meal will be legendary!
Teacher : nothing is infinite
Le me: infinite is infinite :)
7:02 fire in water???????????????????????????????????/
8:22 OMG THATS THE MOST RELATABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN . I LOOSE INTEREST AFTER BUILDING A HOUSE
That far land image from 0:58 is fake as someone needed to generate the farlands before a sertain version in which there is no jungle biome
it's a mod
@@luisjogos821 makes it a fake
i travelled to the father lands... AND I STILL CANT FIND WHO ASKED
Teacher:nothing is infinite
Multi multi multi multi multi universe:infinite is possible
meeeeeeeeeeeeee 9:01
6:34 wth is there a 2D mario
for people who dont know, mojang doesnt add sharks because it might encourage shark hunting but not that many people hunt ploar bears
Teacher: “nothing is infinite”
Me being broke and single from birth to 30 years old despite working a full time job:
my pet dies in another world: cry's
Me spawns into a new world on a island with a starter chest: fine
Me sees a forest on another island: very fine
Me turns around and sees a ocean monument
My luck: soul for a soul
the fact that he could be a fan of the dsmp makes it 1000000% better
"What's your favorite lemonade or lime?"
Me: Memenade
The biome I wanted: flat area
The biome I got: so many trees!
Me: "The old world will burn."
*Teacher: nothing is infinite*
Me:when will oxygen end
6:56 I’m both and have a lot of friends who are both, so do we all fight with ourselves?
Everyone: **makes memes about java and bedrock edition**
pocket edition: *am i a joke to you?*
I'm stuck in wii u still
Teacher: nothing is ifinite
Also teachers: unless it’s a game
Teacher: nothing is infinite
Me: air
Cobblestone: infinite
World corruption:
SMP ending:
Many more:
0:54 Never thought I'd see my meme on here!
6:04 if you remember that blacksmith you’re a true gamer
Everyone: *saving new caves and mountains from drowning*
New clock compass and sugar cane texture: *drowning*
Red stone ore light-up feature: *in a lawn chair dead at the bottom*
2:18 I cried at that scene for so long and my mom told me that's how they made bacon Ruben was my favorite character
I got a meme
You see a person in your minecraft world during a stream :panic
Its just steve with white eyes:calm
Everyone during the stream: panic
Bed:kaboom?
speedrunner:yes kaboom