“Little boy, there’s no hope for you. You’re not gonna get any taller...” 🤣🤣🤣 oh my days! That creased me up so bad my belly hurts from laughing! 🤣♥️🤣♥️
I just read your comment . Having just watched the video.I was crying with lafter it's so funny to watch as l rewind it 3 times.Then when I read your comment it played the video in my mind to me I had to laugh rolling around the room.Had to thank you for your comment
"A Good police officer can't be baited" The two police officers are piss poor and don't deserve to be in that role, need re-training or removing. Well done AB for exposing them. The sergeant was spot on.
@@interestedparty00 that’s just one of many lies they tell. They do it to keep you talking and intimidation. Lies and escalation is all they have. That’s why they use them.
"You're just trying to get a rise out of us" They said, red in the face, raising their voices, pacing around, dribbling, and on the verge of tears, as they whinge to the person in authority that the rude man hurt their feewings. Imagine how they must feel when they interact with criminals.
Its actually quite frightening how bad these people behave given there is a camera pointed at them. The most fundamental skill of a good officer is to de-escalate a situation, yet these people were hell bent on escalating instantly. What the hell has happened to Police standards?
The sergeant was a cool guy. Showed respect to a member of the public and got respect back. I'm amazed by how many police officers still aren't aware of auditing. If they were aware, it would save them a lot of grief and embarrasment.
It’s called being Street Wise, and it was something that those officers were not . Their Sergeant was spot on though , he had AB’s number and got the respect the others did not deserve. ‘Little Boy’ was taken in , hook line and sinker.
The only thing I would say about the sergeant is that he should have stopped the bs that was coming out of the small officer as he was explaining that AB wouldn't give a reason why he was recording. He should have explained to them that they should not have approached him if he wasn't doing anything wrong or illegal. The fact that they approached him and got that far is wrong by the police in the first place, that's what the sergeant should have corrected, but he stayed silent on that, and instead told AB what he knew anyway. This is why even though the sergeant was well-mannered and respectful, ultimately he did not correct the actions of his officers, so that's going to be a half-fail from me, but at least AB wasn't violated, so I'll give them that.
In The United States and maybe the world there is a program called South Park and a character named Cartman. The episode where the kid Cartman becomes a "cop" is what these real-life cops look like earning the hate.
@@franksmith1287 damn, that is an old episode! I remember it from when I was a kid. South Park is way better now though and characters like the police cheif are hilarious.
What a breath of fresh air that sargeant was, saved you a possible stay in a holding cell for a few hours due to other incompetent officers. Keep up the great work.
Great interaction with the police officers! ... I love the way they just fall into AB's "honey-trap"! ... All nice blokes, in the end! Everyone will enjoy watching themselves online, having the rare opportunity to see, and hear themselves as others see and hear them! The camera doesn’t lie! Any day that you get to learn something new about yourself, or to want to think, and revise your beliefs, should be thought of as a GOOD day! 👍
These coppers are so thick. Completely and utterly. The "spitter" can hardly string a sentence together and both more concerned about they're hurt feelings than knowing they're jobs.
Mr Angry is a danger to anyone he comes up against. Instant passive aggressive behaviour and the flushing of his cheeks are a dead giveaway, and the saliva is another sign of an adrenalin rush. Should have said he was causing you to feel alarmed and distressed, maybe then bully boy would have backed up.😡😡😡😡
This was brilliant, they really showed themselves up, they started with aggression and tried their very best to sound like they had authority over you but it all failed, the Sargent was good but i feel he should have told little boy to calm his attitude especially when he gave us fans a kiss, and to be clear we don't want his kisses and we don't need his attitude walking the streets dealing with the people and Mr red face needs anger management
I love how they ask as if a terrorist is going to answer "Yes officers, I am here filming the police station in order to plan a domestic terror attack!" 🤣🤣
Total inability of those two PCs to handle the simplest of interactions with the public without losing their rags and making a complete balls-up of the whole thing. Pathetic.
9:26 That little frustrated eye twitch he does when he realises he complied to your order to wipe his mouth. He can tell that he isn't taking control of the situation like he wants to and it's probably driving him crazy. Hilarious.
They love to escalate don't they, walking up on you, getting close, five of them surrounding you, aggressive body language, condescending towards you and demanding you account for a legal activity. Then they complain about your attitude. 'You're being rude to us.' Well boo hoo. Get a job in a cotton wool factory you poor babies, you might get on a bit better. No hurty feelings there for you to get upset about...
They are very petty people, they think that uniform makes them immediately a step above I cant believe he racially profiled AB , what nationality are you , meaning any nationality he didn't like meant he was a terrorist , heaven said "you know what I mean" I would put in a complaint based in that alone
Two absolutely fantastic examples of people who aren't police officers but simply goons of the state... And one example of someone who knows the law and knows how to deal with members of the public correctly, respect to Srg Ollie... The other two can take a long walk off a short cliff.
I like AB, but I’m not sure how the first officer could have handled it “better”. He was polite and literally asked a few relevant questions. Whether AB answers them is another story fair enough, but for the officer to be told he handled this altercation awfully, is a bit of a stretch. This is proven by the contrast in attitude of the 2nd officer. Mr Red Face! What a bellend he is!
@@CaptainDarling2020 It started going downhill for him when he decided to stick up for pc Redface ..altho reality kicked in as he was getting nowhere questioning AB 👏👏😂
@@sinead2113 i agree, it went downhill at the end- but I guess AB would do that to anyone with his style of answering, and personal attacks, even on PC Red Face!
I cannot take the police seriously anymore. Saying all this, "Have you got nothing better to do?",- is this how they treat members of the public? They've earned the hate, as far as I'm concerned. Drive a lorry, re-train as paramedics or something like that. Get a job with some kind of fucking respect to it.
Agreed completely chief ....... the arrogance and utter contempt the poo lice in general have for the public is moving rapidly into Waffen ss / Stasi territory.
I grew up in the seventys these idiots would of got ther arse given to them in a bag a big kick up the arse is what they need metaphorically speaking of course
I wouldn’t trust these mugs to drive a lorry or perform CPR. I wouldn’t even trust them in security. I would trust them to stack shelves on the Night Shift at Tesco, but only under strict supervision
Loved the reaction when you mentioned the lace choker or tattoo on the WPC. That male nearly got whiplash jumping to her defence. And as she is a Crown/public servant you have every right to question her failure to comply with uniform standards.
This is a masterclass on how to deal with potential bullies. By the end they were doubting their very reason for being. On the other hand, the sergeant was very professional and polite.
The only bully in this video is the moron filming it. What a pathetic waste of time. And he’s not funny at all. No wit and resorts to completely puerile insults
No he wasn't. He was making threats using a friendly voice. And like always trying to say goodbye with a "friendly advice". Not professional. This needs a reaudit.
Masterful performance from AB but also from the two pass. ag. Officers. Even the Sarge at the end comes across like a vile prefect and effectively he’s in on the joke. When will the po.lice finally work out how ridiculous they look in virtually all auditing videos. If I were a Chief Constable I’d pay AB to audit my stations as a training exercise.
thought the Sarge was ok, personally. he knows they were wrong. the fact he'd even bothered to research it is enough. as for the audit thing, it shouldn't need done, that's the point of these videos. the failings in police education, when it comes to dealing with the general public, is shocking ending up with interactions like this coming across as a massive abuse of 'power'. seeing as how many fail these audits, however, it may not be a bad thing.
Not really mate. I'm not a cop fan tbh ..but.. AB is NOT a threat. however.. They don't know that. So they MUST challenge him. just to be sure he isn't a risk. He deliberately resists/ claims his rights. and the exchange is very watchable because tension makes things watchable.
They just cannot learn, can't they? By this time, every police person on the force must have heard of auditors. Must have received some instruction on how to handle public photography. Must have. And yet, there they go again, and again.
At 7.39 Tichy actually says " you're obviously here to get a rise out of us ' And then proceeds to actually achieve that !!! How fecking dense can you get !!!??
That felt as though auditing hadn't reached that part of the world, it really felt like an interaction from about 5 years ago , they were both desperate to arrest and get violent, and ultimately lie about what happened , luckily the sarg new the score, what he should have done is apologised on his colleagues behalf. As you say they should all know the score by now and fix their attitudes , seems Avon and Somerset public relations is still living pre 2020
Ginger was pretty bad but the second he said your nationality might be a reason you're here, made my jaw drop! Shocking and without doubt, racial profiling!!
E-J i was so surprised that he actual said that, that was really offensive. The cop needs retraining on how to not profile people. I hope he changes professions.
Well done AB; those two idiots sent nicely on their way and both of them must have been red-faced after you embarrassed them. Red face looks a bit older than the Little Boy so probably has gone red due to all the lies he has to tell every single day. Sergeant was good but I wonder if he is the same when a camera isn't pointing at his. Also, shouldn't more senior officers be training muppets like these two clowns so that they interact positively and don't abuse rights?
@@lozziel9662 You have no way of knowing that, he might actually be a decent officer. All we know for sure is the other two really shoudn't be in the police.
My favourite bit is when the little one starts protecting his boyfriend who is stood behind him crying. Imagine these two idiots turning up at anything but a fete or pride march .
I could see two officers that would have had you on the ground in cuffs, simply from their hurt feelings if they'd have had the chance. Their behaviour was disgraceful and unprofessional. Walking away from this incident in embarrassment was clearly not an option for either of them.
Yeah I was about to put that , it's just to show there is nothing on board to steal I love the idea of doing long haul driving , but people trying to steal your cargo or immigrants tyring to get on board , plus the hassle with France woukd put me off
Well those two were a right pair. The officer with the red faced had real anger issues that he was struggling to control. The body language was very revealing and the redness and saliva were signs of an intent to fight. The smaller officer was struggling to articulate anything at all, not much in the way of coherent argument. He was getting quite annoyed that you were not more deferential and treating him with more respect. Problem is that respect has to be earnt and the two of them were both aggressive and patronising in their approach. The way they all surrounded you was also very telling, they were spoiling for a confrontation. Great dialogue AB, well handled. The sergeant was cool, an old head on young shoulders, real de-escalation skills.
@@deputyrock3489 well summed up. 👍 they really fight hard to maintain that position of authority and that's when the interesting content is created. 😂👌
The sergeant was absolutely correct about ownership of the land and access for the public. The two clowns hopefully were advised by this supervisor who had his finger on the pulse and a good attitude.
Naa dude, the strangest one was last month, when he walked into a empty building, the the 2 napelese security did not know what they were doing. Everyone were confused
Comedy gold. I hope one day I get the opportunity to use your lines “how about that?” and “you like to give advice so I thought I’d give you some of my own” 😂😂 greetings from the states
Of the sergeant didn't know hed probably escalate it into ridiculousness too. It shouldnt matter if they know who AB is it not, they should just f off as long as no laws are broken. Those two cunt cops should be put in jail.
You would think 'Sarge' would call a meeting for all of his officers after this interaction and brief them all on auditors. Would take less than 5 mins to explain there are people who like to film police stations. If you see one, smile say hello and wish them a good day. Or if you want a top mark, engage with them in a friendly manner, offer to get them a cup of tea, even invite them in for a tour..the mind boggles why there are so many coppers who still don't know who auditors are!!
I can never understand how these people say, we don't have enough people to deal with crime, but have hours to offend a man with a camera, and still the local police commissioner is asleep
Probably just a bad choice of words , mate... but they weren't "offending" him, they were infringing on his rights. He (or you, or me) has no right to NOT being offended...of course free speech used to be a thing... now ? Not so much... 🙄 😎👍☘🍺
@@artyarts-sake4420 He's probably right about you though, isn't he. Shilling for state security guards who wouldn't pee on you if you were on fire is always a bad look, kid.
@@artyarts-sake4420 If you believe my comment was irrelevant to yours, your comprehension's the issue kiddo. Not my comment. Try reading again. And if you weren't a kid, you wouldn't care about being called one. Simples 😁 - Then you bleated: "those same cops you mock "'wouldn't t help you if you were on fire" are the same ones you would turn to in a flash for help"... But like most people who take a dim view of police in this poor excuse for a nation, my view is based on experience. I've been attacked on the street three times, burgled, violently harassed by neighbors and run over by a driver on their phone AND had my car vandalized, then stolen... I'll give you three guesses how much support the police provided when ANY and ALL of those incidents were immediately reported to them. And I'll be even more charitable and tell you the answer starts with "Z" and ends with "ero". You genius you. - "or if your house was on fire, would you call the emergency services?" Firemen actually work for a living, unlike your daddy the plod, little man.
@@artyarts-sake4420 Ffs what are you on, the Fire Service are well respected unlike the police!! If you were on fire you'd call the Police would you!!??
This is fantastic! I chuckled all the way through. You led the cops around right by the nose. They fell for everything. It's so easy to troll the cops. The cops here in America are the same way when I film them. They act like I came into their house, when in actuality, it's OUR house. The people's house, whether here or in the UK. Stay safe brother! Great job!
@@shadekiahpops8988 South Africa is a hard place brother. If our world leaders would get their shit together, humans wouldn't have to suffer so much. You matter, AB matters, I matter, the people matter. I'm Indigenous to my country, and as a Proud Cherokee, I fight alongside my brother's for humanity even if they are from other countries. Much love and respect bro!
Sergeant was straight to the point - I watch your videos on TIKTOK and i know who you are . class ! No wonder he is a Sergeant . Did not shy or wasn't pretentious at all .
Also the fact he came out not all geared up for a confrontation would imply that he knew there was no threat and greatly de-escalated the situation. 8/10.
Got to love the end. How daddy comes out and tells little boy and red there in the wrong and he loses it and throws his toys out and walks off. Fucking killed it AB, brilliant.
“Little boy, there’s no hope for you. You’re not gonna get any taller...” 🤣🤣🤣 oh my days! That creased me up so bad my belly hurts from laughing! 🤣♥️🤣♥️
even the pc found it funny. im dying
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If the camera add couple inches. How tall is he really lol
I just read your comment . Having just watched the video.I was crying with lafter it's so funny to watch as l rewind it 3 times.Then when I read your comment it played the video in my mind to me I had to laugh rolling around the room.Had to thank you for your comment
@@porkdread2950 I gave you a like just for your name.
"A Good police officer can't be baited"
The two police officers are piss poor and don't deserve to be in that role, need re-training or removing. Well done AB for exposing them.
The sergeant was spot on.
When he asked you where you were born, I was so much waiting for you to say Asgard 😂😂😂
AB played the cops like a piano, masterfully!
Wow the way the feeling Police started to escalate and really get upset at AB’s advice was hilarious 👍👍👍
I always like when cops cry about people being mean to them.
It's funny seeing their shocked faces when AB is mean to them. Too many people give them undeserved respect simply to avoid trouble.
16:40 Napoleon syndrome kicked in bigtime or should i say smalltime
@@interestedparty00 that’s just one of many lies they tell. They do it to keep you talking and intimidation. Lies and escalation is all they have. That’s why they use them.
AB hates dribblers except on the soccer field
"You're just trying to get a rise out of us"
They said, red in the face, raising their voices, pacing around, dribbling, and on the verge of tears, as they whinge to the person in authority that the rude man hurt their feewings.
Imagine how they must feel when they interact with criminals.
They claim to know AB's trying to get a rise out of them, but the dumb fucks still bite!
Its actually quite frightening how bad these people behave given there is a camera pointed at them. The most fundamental skill of a good officer is to de-escalate a situation, yet these people were hell bent on escalating instantly. What the hell has happened to Police standards?
And then assisted him in getting the said rise 😆
It's when they usually follow up with "I ain't gonna take the bait" that creases me up.
After completely taking the bait.
@@DonegalOverlandingThey don’t seem to have any….Standards that is
This is a gem. The little boy and red face are a very comedic duo.
That sergeant is a decent bloke his officers could learn alot from him 👍🏼 legend AB 😂
he knew who was AB was that's why
You are everywhere you big N
Chelskie darts supporting the beast DODGY DAVE
The sergeant was a cool guy. Showed respect to a member of the public and got respect back.
I'm amazed by how many police officers still aren't aware of auditing.
If they were aware, it would save them a lot of grief and embarrasment.
It’s called being Street Wise, and it was something that those officers were not .
Their Sergeant was spot on though , he had AB’s number and got the respect the others did not deserve.
‘Little Boy’ was taken in , hook line and sinker.
They are like politicians they live in a bubble !! SO out of touch with normality and society !!
They do know but ego gets in the wsy they try to over power members of the public who are doing a lawful activity yes lawful activity
The only thing I would say about the sergeant is that he should have stopped the bs that was coming out of the small officer as he was explaining that AB wouldn't give a reason why he was recording. He should have explained to them that they should not have approached him if he wasn't doing anything wrong or illegal. The fact that they approached him and got that far is wrong by the police in the first place, that's what the sergeant should have corrected, but he stayed silent on that, and instead told AB what he knew anyway. This is why even though the sergeant was well-mannered and respectful, ultimately he did not correct the actions of his officers, so that's going to be a half-fail from me, but at least AB wasn't violated, so I'll give them that.
The reason they don’t know about auditing is because they are too busy rapeing young females or sexually abusing women or murdering them?? Just saying
The Sgt was very good and very professional, what a difference he made in under a minute when he came out, everything the other two muppets weren't. 😂
I wonder how he would have behaved had it not been AB, because his underlings were terrible.
This has got to be the funniest interaction with the police I've seen in ages 😆
Awww AB I’m in stitches. Can’t stop laughing. You are the GOAT of auditing
I love the way AB just lets them embarrass themselves, by taking his time to answer questions. You're class AB 👏 👌
They are asking stupid questions so he is replying with stupid questions. It's a verbal tennis.
Let them hang themselves!
Hopefully next time they get in contact with innocent citizens they act accordingly.
They really don't like it when someone knows when they aren't obliged to answer their questions. Sad little men.
"you might be a terrorist"... well PC slobber has forgotten his stun gun so this anti-terror op ain't off to a great start is it? 😂
When will they realise that this kind of behaviour is why auditors exist?!
AB is the best though 👍
Legend.
In The United States and maybe the world there is a program called South Park and a character named Cartman. The episode where the kid Cartman becomes a "cop" is what these real-life cops look like earning the hate.
@@franksmith1287 damn, that is an old episode! I remember it from when I was a kid. South Park is way better now though and characters like the police cheif are hilarious.
@@bufon63 yeah been watching him all day😁
What a breath of fresh air that sargeant was, saved you a possible stay in a holding cell for a few hours due to other incompetent officers. Keep up the great work.
Great interaction with the police officers! ... I love the way they just fall into AB's "honey-trap"! ... All nice blokes, in the end! Everyone will enjoy watching themselves online, having the rare opportunity to see, and hear themselves as others see and hear them! The camera doesn’t lie! Any day that you get to learn something new about yourself, or to want to think, and revise your beliefs, should be thought of as a GOOD day! 👍
He actually wiped his mouth when you told him to 😂😂😂😂😂
I know and licked his lips every time 😆
I know it was class.
A.B he is the INDISPUTABLE ever ..... Yes the Police was with red face also😂😂😂
This short RACIST cop has searched you before hasn’t he on terrorism charges, I AM SURE, did YOU not recognise him?!
These coppers are so thick. Completely and utterly. The "spitter" can hardly string a sentence together and both more concerned about they're hurt feelings than knowing they're jobs.
😂😂😂 The'Before and after Argon oil!' ending 😂😂😂😂
Now, that's how it is done!! Well done, AB.❤ AB, you are truly a Master Auditor. Just Brilliant!!
Why, what has he achieved?
Calling him "little boy" lit that guy up...it was beautiful.
It was indeed a sight to behold.
No one noticed his zips down.
Little boy 😉 get it now?
Mr Angry is a danger to anyone he comes up against. Instant passive aggressive behaviour and the flushing of his cheeks are a dead giveaway, and the saliva is another sign of an adrenalin rush. Should have said he was causing you to feel alarmed and distressed, maybe then bully boy would have backed up.😡😡😡😡
Defo a bully is ole ginger PC 816
Size matters.
Mr Angry like a few drinks and lines of coke
His body language says it all
That piece of pork is red as roasted bacon
This is some of your finest work AB ! You are a national treasure.
That Sgt was a legend, can tell he’s watched Auditing Britain lots and agree’s with him about practicing rights
This was brilliant, they really showed themselves up, they started with aggression and tried their very best to sound like they had authority over you but it all failed, the Sargent was good but i feel he should have told little boy to calm his attitude especially when he gave us fans a kiss, and to be clear we don't want his kisses and we don't need his attitude walking the streets dealing with the people and Mr red face needs anger management
Forgot mister racist with asking what nationality AB is and insinuating that he’s a terrorist based on the nationality
Put a knotted hankie on his head and it could have been a monty python sketch " MY HEAD HURTS " 🤯🤣🤣
I love how they ask as if a terrorist is going to answer "Yes officers, I am here filming the police station in order to plan a domestic terror attack!" 🤣🤣
Could be a clever bluff (or is it a double-bluff?)
The way you made him lick his lips out of pure paranoia when you said he had some dribble.. I almost died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
""You forgot your taser, go and get it and come back "" made me crack up !!!
“What ethnicity are you because that could be the reason you’re here” isn’t he just stating that he’s racially profiling
100% Racist cop cant believe these sort of people are still a thing in 2022.
Maybe Indian
Yeah, that needs flagging up with the authorities.
Yep that is a sackable offence Mr. Spittle.
Noooo ! Only if a member of the public says it . Or even thinks it , it’s wrong .
Total inability of those two PCs to handle the simplest of interactions with the public without losing their rags and making a complete balls-up of the whole thing. Pathetic.
My bet is these two were pcsos until very recently.
@@artyarts-sake4420 I can smell the bacon from here dude !
@@happydace6991 Bacon or Jack Boot licker? 🤔 Think your right! Police Interceptors might be more up their Street not AB's channel.
@@artyarts-sake4420 The station is not their home, dummy - false analogy.
That is the funniest thing I have ever seen 🤣
Telling the "little boy " he will never grow taller.
Well done again AB 💙
When he asked AB ‘where were you born’ I was in hysterics. I knew what AB must be thinking…. That was too funny
As a fellow citizen of Asgard,I thank you for your service to the the community .
Ye i was thinking how hi missed to mention its from Asgard when asked lol
Officer Dribble turned up without Top Cat 🐱. Lucky there was a poison dwarf to protect him.
😂😂😂😂
Officer Dripple - classic (people that have watched Top Cat will get that)
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Great video A.B! They hated it when the sergeant said he knew who you was. 👊🏼
9:26 That little frustrated eye twitch he does when he realises he complied to your order to wipe his mouth. He can tell that he isn't taking control of the situation like he wants to and it's probably driving him crazy. Hilarious.
They love to escalate don't they, walking up on you, getting close, five of them surrounding you, aggressive body language, condescending towards you and demanding you account for a legal activity. Then they complain about your attitude. 'You're being rude to us.' Well boo hoo. Get a job in a cotton wool factory you poor babies, you might get on a bit better. No hurty feelings there for you to get upset about...
I just thought AB was cruel. You wouldn’t do that to a dog or cat. We should be nicer to our dumb animals.
They love to create crime on their door step, far easier than solving or preventing crime.
Great comment. They don't like what authority they think they have called into question.
They are very petty people, they think that uniform makes them immediately a step above
I cant believe he racially profiled AB , what nationality are you , meaning any nationality he didn't like meant he was a terrorist , heaven said "you know what I mean"
I would put in a complaint based in that alone
Two absolutely fantastic examples of people who aren't police officers but simply goons of the state... And one example of someone who knows the law and knows how to deal with members of the public correctly, respect to Srg Ollie... The other two can take a long walk off a short cliff.
Horrible horrible human beings…They would do anything for their masters…
I like AB, but I’m not sure how the first officer could have handled it “better”. He was polite and literally asked a few relevant questions. Whether AB answers them is another story fair enough, but for the officer to be told he handled this altercation awfully, is a bit of a stretch. This is proven by the contrast in attitude of the 2nd officer. Mr Red Face! What a bellend he is!
@@CaptainDarling2020 It started going downhill for him when he decided to stick up for pc Redface ..altho reality kicked in as he was getting nowhere questioning AB 👏👏😂
@@CaptainDarling2020 not initially polite, then the mob arrived
@@sinead2113 i agree, it went downhill at the end- but I guess AB would do that to anyone with his style of answering, and personal attacks, even on PC Red Face!
The time you have been doing this you would have thought the penny had dropped ! ..still it keeps you in work and us amused 👍👍😎
Shocking you can feel the animosity towards the public
Constant red face, high blood pressure, mouth drooling, this guy needs medical check ups immediately.
And a psych eval as well 😂😂😂
I cannot take the police seriously anymore. Saying all this, "Have you got nothing better to do?",- is this how they treat members of the public? They've earned the hate, as far as I'm concerned. Drive a lorry, re-train as paramedics or something like that. Get a job with some kind of fucking respect to it.
Agreed completely chief ....... the arrogance and utter contempt the poo lice in general have for the public is moving rapidly into Waffen ss / Stasi territory.
You're right. They just prance around throwing their weight around.
I grew up in the seventys these idiots would of got ther arse given to them in a bag a big kick up the arse is what they need metaphorically speaking of course
I hear the local sewage treatment plant is hiring.....😁
I wouldn’t trust these mugs to drive a lorry or perform CPR. I wouldn’t even trust them in security. I would trust them to stack shelves on the Night Shift at Tesco, but only under strict supervision
Excellent... They demand answers but when you deny them they implode. Keep up the good work.
Alway's have a smile on my face when watching your video's A.B...You know exactly how to play the game!😂😂..Great entertainment...Thanks👍👍
Loved the reaction when you mentioned the lace choker or tattoo on the WPC. That male nearly got whiplash jumping to her defence. And as she is a Crown/public servant you have every right to question her failure to comply with uniform standards.
So many police now look like ruffians; tattoos; scruffy beard; poor dressing
This is a masterclass on how to deal with potential bullies. By the end they were doubting their very reason for being. On the other hand, the sergeant was very professional and polite.
And deal with obvious drug addicts
@@thomas.parnell7365 and covering it all up and keep the system rolling etc
@@plasteritelfechi agreed they obviously forgot first rule don't get high on your own supply
The only bully in this video is the moron filming it. What a pathetic waste of time. And he’s not funny at all. No wit and resorts to completely puerile insults
No he wasn't. He was making threats using a friendly voice. And like always trying to say goodbye with a "friendly advice". Not professional. This needs a reaudit.
The Police need to know that they are public servants, who work for us.
AB You are the best!! Your content make my days suck less. TY my friend.
they knew why you were there ,and yet they still couldnt stop themselves from acting like absolute freaks
Masterful performance from AB but also from the two pass. ag. Officers. Even the Sarge at the end comes across like a vile prefect and effectively he’s in on the joke. When will the po.lice finally work out how ridiculous they look in virtually all auditing videos. If I were a Chief Constable I’d pay AB to audit my stations as a training exercise.
Best idea yet!! Instead of 'secret shopper' we got 'secret auditor'.
So his new nickname. Spit or dribble? I tend towards officer dribble.
@@Nickle314 Slobberchops mate 🤣
Loved how he wiped his mouth each time AB told him to 😆
thought the Sarge was ok, personally. he knows they were wrong. the fact he'd even bothered to research it is enough. as for the audit thing, it shouldn't need done, that's the point of these videos. the failings in police education, when it comes to dealing with the general public, is shocking ending up with interactions like this coming across as a massive abuse of 'power'. seeing as how many fail these audits, however, it may not be a bad thing.
Not really mate. I'm not a cop fan tbh ..but.. AB is NOT a threat. however.. They don't know that. So they MUST challenge him. just to be sure he isn't a risk. He deliberately resists/ claims his rights. and the exchange is very watchable because tension makes things watchable.
"What do you mean?" AB you need to do the t-shirts!! Brilliant work!
They just cannot learn, can't they? By this time, every police person on the force must have heard of auditors. Must have received some instruction on how to handle public photography. Must have. And yet, there they go again, and again.
Like they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks.The public have to endure there behaviour what ashame.
If the camera wasn't recording they would have put hands on him and lie about it..... for sure
agree
At 7.39 Tichy actually says " you're obviously here to get a rise out of us '
And then proceeds to actually achieve that !!! How fecking dense can you get !!!??
That felt as though auditing hadn't reached that part of the world, it really felt like an interaction from about 5 years ago , they were both desperate to arrest and get violent, and ultimately lie about what happened , luckily the sarg new the score, what he should have done is apologised on his colleagues behalf.
As you say they should all know the score by now and fix their attitudes , seems Avon and Somerset public relations is still living pre 2020
Ginger was pretty bad but the second he said your nationality might be a reason you're here, made my jaw drop! Shocking and without doubt, racial profiling!!
It was a very ignorant thing to say!
E-J i was so surprised that he actual said that, that was really offensive. The cop needs retraining on how to not profile people. I hope he changes professions.
I can’t believe he’s said that. He is a danger to the public.
Wtf absolutely disgrace typical pigs
Racial profiling is sensible.
2nd time today ive had a chuckle thanks to AB, Top entertainment...
Got them so good. I have watched this twice now. So funny
"Little Boy" -- I was dying at this point 🤣🤣
AB, my respect for you cannot get any higher, you are an inspiration. I simply love your videos.
16:44 'to all the fans' then blows a kiss!! Nearly spat my coffee out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too! „Thats gonna make it look bad!“ with the camera zoom-in 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When AB makes videos, you're guaranteed to get a laugh.
Well done AB; those two idiots sent nicely on their way and both of them must have been red-faced after you embarrassed them. Red face looks a bit older than the Little Boy so probably has gone red due to all the lies he has to tell every single day. Sergeant was good but I wonder if he is the same when a camera isn't pointing at his. Also, shouldn't more senior officers be training muppets like these two clowns so that they interact positively and don't abuse rights?
Red face looks like Elmo
camera and knowledge of the footage destination defo affected his approach and demeanour
@@lozziel9662 You have no way of knowing that, he might actually be a decent officer. All we know for sure is the other two really shoudn't be in the police.
Exactly Dan, think it would have been a different scenario had they not have been getting filmed. 👍
@@lozziel9662 Yep commonly known as the " nice officer card" routine.
That ending, I'm in tears 😂
My favourite bit is when the little one starts protecting his boyfriend who is stood behind him crying. Imagine these two idiots turning up at anything but a fete or pride march .
Thank you so much for making me laugh out loud for 10 minutes! Top class A.B Top class!
Oh AB that was one of your funniest ones ever.. Pure gold..
You have one wicked sense of humour a b 👍👍
The before and after pics of applying argon oil at the end is just comedy gold👍👍
Great viewing
♥️♥️ public servants that don't know they are public servants ♥️♥️
I could see two officers that would have had you on the ground in cuffs, simply from their hurt feelings if they'd have had the chance.
Their behaviour was disgraceful and unprofessional.
Walking away from this incident in embarrassment was clearly not an option for either of them.
It could have different if they weren't being filmed, arrested him for anything and concocted up their own story.
lorry drivers leave doors open to stop people cutting their curtains to see whats inside.
The bastards then just cut them for spite.
Cheers for the heads up
Butterflies can't blink or hop.
Yeah I was about to put that , it's just to show there is nothing on board to steal
I love the idea of doing long haul driving , but people trying to steal your cargo or immigrants tyring to get on board , plus the hassle with France woukd put me off
I am addicted to your videos :D Love You
I’m from Bristol this is so funny but at least our police never made complete fools of themselves but you defo killed it with the jokes
Well those two were a right pair. The officer with the red faced had real anger issues that he was struggling to control. The body language was very revealing and the redness and saliva were signs of an intent to fight.
The smaller officer was struggling to articulate anything at all, not much in the way of coherent argument. He was getting quite annoyed that you were not more deferential and treating him with more respect. Problem is that respect has to be earnt and the two of them were both aggressive and patronising in their approach. The way they all surrounded you was also very telling, they were spoiling for a confrontation. Great dialogue AB, well handled.
The sergeant was cool, an old head on young shoulders, real de-escalation skills.
@@deputyrock3489 well summed up. 👍 they really fight hard to maintain that position of authority and that's when the interesting content is created. 😂👌
Well, if the sergeant knew about auditors, why didn't his underlings! 🤔 😂
The sergeant was absolutely correct about ownership of the land and access for the public.
The two clowns hopefully were advised by this supervisor who had his finger on the pulse and a good attitude.
I absolutely love u AB ur the best at this & make me smile like a silly cow love it 😀 💖
Respect to Ollie, the boss. I enjoyed seeing the two goons jaws dropping as they were being overpowered by their boss. Funny.
This was one of the strangest and funniest audits out there.
are we still friends?
@@mentalmickey1459 Sure man why not.
Brilliant.... I was in stitches
Naa dude, the strangest one was last month, when he walked into a empty building, the the 2 napelese security did not know what they were doing. Everyone were confused
@@UltimaPun84 Oh yeah haha man they probably got fired for that.
On his own: "i'm just asking a simple question"
With his gang mates: "you're obviously here for a reaction"
Coward.
YO ! love it ! Little boy and red face. 😆
Comedy gold. I hope one day I get the opportunity to use your lines “how about that?” and “you like to give advice so I thought I’d give you some of my own” 😂😂 greetings from the states
"No need to be rude" as he aggressively points his finger in your face.
The Sarge was on point, knew exactly how to de-escalate
Because he knew who he was, the others didn't
Of the sergeant didn't know hed probably escalate it into ridiculousness too. It shouldnt matter if they know who AB is it not, they should just f off as long as no laws are broken. Those two cunt cops should be put in jail.
@@peadarmurray7994 Smart man thought " l'm being filmed" got to behave !
You would think 'Sarge' would call a meeting for all of his officers after this interaction and brief them all on auditors. Would take less than 5 mins to explain there are people who like to film police stations. If you see one, smile say hello and wish them a good day. Or if you want a top mark, engage with them in a friendly manner, offer to get them a cup of tea, even invite them in for a tour..the mind boggles why there are so many coppers who still don't know who auditors are!!
Bro honestly you smashed this one !😂😂😂
“Before you talk to me you have to wipe your mouth“… Classic!
I can never understand how these people say, we don't have enough people to deal with crime, but have hours to offend a man with a camera, and still the local police commissioner is asleep
Probably just a bad choice of words , mate... but they weren't "offending" him, they were infringing on his rights. He (or you, or me) has no right to NOT being offended...of course free speech used to be a thing... now ? Not so much... 🙄
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all the do is village fates,waste of time
So good that you're giving them advice! They need it!
Clearly.
Then you'll like this...It's advice not advise. Cheers😃
@@richardpaquette8429, thanks for the great...
When AB said he might be dribbling and he wipes his mouth 😂😂😂😂😂
I have watched this video 1000 times PC 503 you are absolutely beautiful. And you came out of this looking absolutely amazing
It's sad to see the standard of the Brit bobby drop so much.These two should get a part on the office.Very funny.
@@artyarts-sake4420 is this Russia or China???
are we under dictatorship rules?
lol this is a free country
@@artyarts-sake4420 He's probably right about you though, isn't he. Shilling for state security guards who wouldn't pee on you if you were on fire is always a bad look, kid.
@@artyarts-sake4420 If you believe my comment was irrelevant to yours, your comprehension's the issue kiddo. Not my comment. Try reading again. And if you weren't a kid, you wouldn't care about being called one. Simples 😁
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Then you bleated: "those same cops you mock "'wouldn't t help you if you were on fire" are the same ones you would turn to in a flash for help"... But like most people who take a dim view of police in this poor excuse for a nation, my view is based on experience. I've been attacked on the street three times, burgled, violently harassed by neighbors and run over by a driver on their phone AND had my car vandalized, then stolen... I'll give you three guesses how much support the police provided when ANY and ALL of those incidents were immediately reported to them. And I'll be even more charitable and tell you the answer starts with "Z" and ends with "ero". You genius you.
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"or if your house was on fire, would you call the emergency services?" Firemen actually work for a living, unlike your daddy the plod, little man.
billy smarts circus is looking for clowns , they would pass the audition with natural ability
@@artyarts-sake4420 Ffs what are you on, the Fire Service are well respected unlike the police!! If you were on fire you'd call the Police would you!!??
One of the funniest audits ever. The way you reined them both in and set them straight is awesome.
This guy is an amazing natural!!!
We love you AB. Never change.
This is fantastic! I chuckled all the way through. You led the cops around right by the nose. They fell for everything. It's so easy to troll the cops. The cops here in America are the same way when I film them. They act like I came into their house, when in actuality, it's OUR house. The people's house, whether here or in the UK. Stay safe brother! Great job!
What's yer channel bruv?
I'd like to see what you've got✌🏼👍🇬🇧🇮🇪🙂
@@Authentic_og Click his profile numb nuts
@@Authentic_og click on his name or avatar
Straight up brother. Ridiculous really. I'm South African and our lot are far worse believe me.
@@shadekiahpops8988 South Africa is a hard place brother. If our world leaders would get their shit together, humans wouldn't have to suffer so much. You matter, AB matters, I matter, the people matter. I'm Indigenous to my country, and as a Proud Cherokee, I fight alongside my brother's for humanity even if they are from other countries. Much love and respect bro!
When you think of all the vile criminals out there and they have the nerve to say "have you nothing better to do".
and you hear it so often, in so many far-off places
Spot on, they do eff all about it
Educational and entertaining 👍👍🥰
Emotional damage 🤣🤣🤣 that was a savage performance AB 🤣
AB, have you checked your pockets to see of those 2 idiots are still in there? 😂😂
Absolutely owned 👏
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Yo AB. ..Big well done to the Sargent. Need more like him .
Sergeant was straight to the point - I watch your videos on TIKTOK and i know who you are . class ! No wonder he is a Sergeant .
Did not shy or wasn't pretentious at all .
Also the fact he came out not all geared up for a confrontation would imply that he knew there was no threat and greatly de-escalated the situation. 8/10.
But was the sergeant just being nice to please AB?
AB has the rise within seconds of the uniform engagement and they don't even realise... Number 816 is a very angry man!
Comedy gold🤣🤣🤣pissing myself laughing at the state of clueless old bill🤣🤣🤣 no wonder they don't want it going online you'd never live it down😆
One of your best AB, you tied those two muppets up in a bow. ‘Little boy and ‘red face’ need to go and have a rest in a dark room 😂🤣
Got to love the end. How daddy comes out and tells little boy and red there in the wrong and he loses it and throws his toys out and walks off. Fucking killed it AB, brilliant.