[M4F] Roommate Comforts You After Breakup ☕ [ASMR] [Roleplay]

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ธ.ค. 2024
  • #asmr #roommate
    He told you to break up with that twerp MONTHS ago, didn't he?
    NOTE: I like girls, I like guys, I like everything in between. Sometimes I like to be the big protective masc bf...and sometimes I'm a catty bitch. The character isn't intended to be a stereotype; it's a caricature of myself.
    Script: WhispurrAudio (Available on Patreon)
    Art: OC maker (Picrew)
    My Links:
    Twitter: @WhispurrAudio
    Patreon (And Discord): / whispurraudio
    Twitch: / whispurraudio

ความคิดเห็น • 283

  • @AnxietyRiddenKay-Lee
    @AnxietyRiddenKay-Lee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    “I’m aware you don’t want to talk about but you are also aware that I need tea to live so spill”
    XD dude I need this man as my friend like now

  • @katxonline
    @katxonline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    YALL ARE MISSING THE BEST QUOTE; "Sorry, queens busy right now, you get the bitch." THE SCREAM I HAD TO HOLD BACK BECAUSE THAT WAS THE MOST BADASS SHIT!

    • @starr3428
      @starr3428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SAME HEREEE- 😭

    • @Angel-hl7ph
      @Angel-hl7ph ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG YES

  • @emmaj4173
    @emmaj4173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    phone: d i n g
    roommate: NOPE GIMME that ✨YOINK✨

    • @Glitch3-9737
      @Glitch3-9737 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I SPIT MY WATER EVERYWHERE- 😭🤚

  • @puresadness5405
    @puresadness5405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    "I got a third eye for trash men"
    This is why I like this asmr so much 🙂☕

  • @Holly_Sophia
    @Holly_Sophia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The part where he told her it was Jehovah's Witnesses at the door killed me. XD
    This man reminds me so much of my dear friend from college. He was gay and treated me so well that my standards for the guys I actually dated were higher as a result. I loved him very much so it was such a joy to hear someone like him in an audio. It was like getting a hug from a friend. So seriously, thank you.

    • @stellinajeslyn3360
      @stellinajeslyn3360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that was so sweet having a friend like that 😊

  • @katanawest1790
    @katanawest1790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    I was laughing almost the whole time because he is literally a boy version of me 🤣 no one breaks my babe heart and gets away with it

    • @imwaiting549
      @imwaiting549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Damn u sound like a nice friend 😭💕

    • @duke_of_rats7416
      @duke_of_rats7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bestie same

    • @maxaveryfancydog4770
      @maxaveryfancydog4770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SAMMEEE 😳😳

    • @ulilliareinhart3659
      @ulilliareinhart3659 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YESSSSS!!!!

    • @katanawest1790
      @katanawest1790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now that I think about it my friend is dating someone that hurt her in the past and I’m just waiting for him to do it again and I already planned his death

  • @oliive_oil3372
    @oliive_oil3372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Yo this roommate seems a Lil ~🍎🍊🍓🍉~
    But seriously you're underrated as hell- this is so good so far. Your acting is seriously amazing, I love the roommate. If he was real I'd love to be his friend

  • @goodvibes2771
    @goodvibes2771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    “Sorry queen’s busy right now you get the bit*h instead” MY FAVORE PART 💀💀

  • @tessfillmore8612
    @tessfillmore8612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    He was ranting about how mad he was and what he was going to do, and then the little yoink when he grabbed the phone had be cracking up😂😂 It was so random, I love it

  • @your_cute_asf4671
    @your_cute_asf4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    BROOOO WITHOUT A DOUBT IN MY ENTIRE FRUITY RADAR HE IS 1000000000000000% FRUITY AND I LOVE IT I NEED MORE OF OUR FRUITY BOYYYY💅✨✨✨✨✨✨😭🤚

    • @kittkat1517
      @kittkat1517 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Within the first few seconds I was like "💅?"

  • @Katharina-yi1ef
    @Katharina-yi1ef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I literally went rolling with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣 There is SO much gold in these few minutes of audio. I can't stand it. 😂😂 😂
    Thank you for making this. 10/10! 👌

  • @marcy3643
    @marcy3643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    we just broke up and i was crying my eyes out then i listened to this, now i'm laughing and wishing i had a bestfriend like you, thank you, you helped me more than you can imagine.

  • @bellabloodflower5658
    @bellabloodflower5658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE HEARTBEAT WHEN HE HUGGED US?! THAT WAS SO COMFORTING

  • @thebrokeartist34
    @thebrokeartist34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    4:37 okay im subscribing! Officially my new favorite hooman!
    SCRIPT IS GOLDEN! 10/10!

  • @zealiousartz
    @zealiousartz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    it’s hard to be heartbroken when this is my roommate

  • @erwinslostarm2892
    @erwinslostarm2892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I need this man in my life RN- literally I need someone who gives this kinda comfort

  • @JuneLovell
    @JuneLovell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Okay this was a sucky situation to play out but damn I laughed a lot. I think I lost it at “tweedledee and tweedledipshit”
    Oh I thoroughly enjoyed this, thank you ☺️

  • @aliciawalker4895
    @aliciawalker4895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love when he says "tweedle Dee and tweedle dip shit"

  • @cutechaos62
    @cutechaos62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Oh my heart. I wish I had a friend like this when my heart got broken. It’s so fluffy and wholesome!

  • @tofuux
    @tofuux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    UHM I'M LATE ASF BUT I'M HERE FOR ANOTHER MASTERPIECE

  • @muffin2177
    @muffin2177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This character is literally me XD He was right though!!! Don't let men walk all over you peeps!!!

  • @davidsstarr
    @davidsstarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Before I switched teams” I LOVE THAT

  • @ashexrome7621
    @ashexrome7621 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Bitch i can hear you are crying” WHY IS THIS ME AF TOO SIDNWNDNE

  • @aceinashoppingcart
    @aceinashoppingcart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This reminds me so much of a close friend of mine. I shared it with them and it's confirmed this is exactly how they'd react in this situation. It's really comforting and kinda calming, tbh.

  • @curlytyger
    @curlytyger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    please the *yoiink* for the phone killed me 😂😂 but this was great, this character resonates with me and you did a great job!!

  • @jessiemavin7190
    @jessiemavin7190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    omg this is how a bestie talkes XD i love it, the names he calls us in this vid i love it and when he said " i need tea to survive" bitch same, this is the man you can talk shit about person with XD This really made my day

  • @Blueareo1257
    @Blueareo1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    YES KING GO OFF ON THE EX!! GOD LOVED EVERY BIT OF THIS SO MUCH SASS!! 😎✨

  • @Zoee749
    @Zoee749 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He just broke up with me and blocked me without me knowing. Thank you so much for posting this even if the video was 2 years ago 💗

  • @oliviashea21
    @oliviashea21 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    omggg i love the sass and the roasts here😭😭

  • @duke_of_rats7416
    @duke_of_rats7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love the energy in the studio today. Very glad I clicked this
    Edit: him: I got a third eye for shitty men
    Me: same but only when My friends are dating them

  • @milliegoodwin2006
    @milliegoodwin2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    him: im aware that you don't want to talk about it and you are aware that i need tea to survive now spill
    me: laughing my head off because the best line i had heard

  • @whosny3261
    @whosny3261 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Just pretend I’m some straight guy, who likes… boobs.. or something..” 😂

  • @feewbol
    @feewbol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    THE INSULTS HAD ME CRYING HAHA

    • @xenosanders2854
      @xenosanders2854 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I COULD NZOT BREATHE FROM THEMM- 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭

  • @eros.3805
    @eros.3805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i need a friend like this in my life

  • @emotionalsupportanimal_
    @emotionalsupportanimal_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NOT THE JEGHOVA'S WITNESSES PLS IM CRYING 💀😭

  • @hazbinx3959
    @hazbinx3959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was the most beautiful audio ever 🤣 this is the kind of person I need in my life just making u feel like a queen - thank u for blessing us with this audio

  • @witheredrose1245
    @witheredrose1245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I literally love the sass in this. I'm sitting here listening to it and I just here him sassing about the ex and literally trying not to laugh XD

  • @chaisteatrouble7654
    @chaisteatrouble7654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I LOVE THIS MAN

  • @melodyyoung1996
    @melodyyoung1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Knowing this is caricature of you personally, makes this ten times better. I would definitely be your bff if this is what I get (and don't worry, you'll get all the tea).

  • @kittkat1517
    @kittkat1517 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This reminds me of when i told my roommate "you are not named bob so stop trying to fix HIS shit" for context she loved bob the builder as a kid lol

  • @Rach.5
    @Rach.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Just found you within the last hour and so far I have loved all the content. You are amazing and very comforting, you definitely have a new subscriber 💕😊
    Edit: just finished the video and all I have to say is pop off king 👑

  • @snapdragon8987
    @snapdragon8987 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YO THE FACT I JUST HAD A BREAK UP THIS MADE MY WHOLE NIGHT💗💗💗💗

  • @menalogy
    @menalogy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How much I would give to have a roommate like you 😭

  • @helloamsimpgrace2004
    @helloamsimpgrace2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love this. Great video and I love the sass.

  • @vivianv4532
    @vivianv4532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay. I’m not into relationships (no hate on those who are), so, of course, I have never experienced a break-up. But hearing this made me laugh so much. The way you worded your words would probably have me screeching like a banshee from laughter if I went through a break-up and hearing this. This would cheer me up in no time.

  • @Em1koaikawa
    @Em1koaikawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    GIMME that ✨YoiNk ✨-
    3:06
    I'm actually Crying rn 😭💀✋

  • @simonehansen1061
    @simonehansen1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OMG i need him as a best friend for real!!! 🤣

  • @Emii_sun
    @Emii_sun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love this and I love the way you probably put so much work into the video 10000/10

  • @LindsayLambright
    @LindsayLambright 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Omg i love his personality so much😂😂😂😂

  • @zena2074
    @zena2074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I LOVE THISSS OMG SO CUTE 😭💟

  • @fluffyhead4566
    @fluffyhead4566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the roommate is me irl "I NEED TEA TO LIVE SO SPILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

    • @jazmine6705
      @jazmine6705 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr, can’t survive without it 😂

  • @Glitch3-9737
    @Glitch3-9737 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMFG IMAGINE AT THE END…THE LISTENER IS LIKE “I think I’m gay..” AAA

  • @pinexi3
    @pinexi3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I needed this.. I really did, thank you.

  • @srdvi
    @srdvi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i NEED someone like him.

  • @glamrockfreddy4067
    @glamrockfreddy4067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So underrated this is the best bff I could ever get

  • @Jays_cigarette
    @Jays_cigarette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I had to replay that yoink a few times 😂

  • @ellaellipse312
    @ellaellipse312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Literally me as a male best friend
    I want this bestie the first time he called me bitch 😍

  • @davidsstarr
    @davidsstarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this man with all my heart

  • @nichole7346
    @nichole7346 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this so much

  • @moonbell_mage
    @moonbell_mage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I want this guy as a bestie!!! He’s awesome!!! I love him!!!❤️❤️❤️in a brother way😁🥺😁

  • @soft_cloudy3551
    @soft_cloudy3551 ปีที่แล้ว

    IM LIVING FOR THIS LIKE THIS IS THE GAY BFF TYPE MAN SFHOIZJCHSJJAD YESSSSSSSSS

  • @Sammy-em3vi
    @Sammy-em3vi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is amazing!! ^^ I really loved it

  • @user-kg8yh9jc3d
    @user-kg8yh9jc3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    *sniff sniff-* I smell underrated hooman 😶🍓
    (✨ New subbie ✨)
    I shall join you on this wonderful journey 😸🌼

    • @user-kg8yh9jc3d
      @user-kg8yh9jc3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (I've just need listening to your other video and yesh!! ✨
      They're amazing!! 😸 You're doing really well! ✨ Good job!! ✨)

  • @M00n._._.l1ght43
    @M00n._._.l1ght43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    pls-
    tHe InSuLtS aRe GoLd-
    wHy Is ThIs PeRsOn So UnDeRrAtEd-

  • @nancycamarillo9795
    @nancycamarillo9795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now I want a roommate like this

  • @nico4119
    @nico4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    YOU ONLY HAVE 775 SUBS???? DUDE PLEASE KEEP MAKING VIDEOS UR LIKE MY FAV ASMR PERSON NOW 😭

  • @Amsysugarrr
    @Amsysugarrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “*Gimme that, yoink!*”
    Me: BITCH, THAT’S MY FUCKING PHONE. GIVE IT BACK NOW

  • @c0ffee_anime834
    @c0ffee_anime834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was laughing the entire thing my face turned red from trying to keep in my laugh the entire time because its in the mid of the night

  • @kagomenz
    @kagomenz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No bc this is what some of my friends reacted when I vented to them and him being sassy made me laugh sm that I can't concentrate on getting into character lmao

  • @killerqueen6733
    @killerqueen6733 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i love the note in the description 😆 this character needs to come back

  • @wrenbirdy13
    @wrenbirdy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    PLS HE SOUNDS SO FRUITY AND I'M LIVING FOR IT!!! Literally how I act lmao

  • @izzylefebvre7181
    @izzylefebvre7181 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    tho ive never experienced a break up, this made me cry because it reminded me of a very close friend who suddenly went ghosting people around them and switched to hang out with somebody else 😅

  • @pamtown666
    @pamtown666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am loving this "yes bitch energy" guy

  • @sophz8038
    @sophz8038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

  • @haley7571
    @haley7571 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    so ive been seeing this guy for about a month. from what I can tell hes really sweet and I like him a lot. He ghosted me 3 times and wont give me an explanation going days whithout answering. he messaged me yesterday saying he misses me and wanted to message back and forth or talk on phone after I get off work (cuz we live a a little ways apart) he ghosts me again and I havnt head from him. Im torn because hes just just an amazing person but hes hurt me 3 times and making it a habit.

  • @violetharrell7488
    @violetharrell7488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    isn’t this the bestie we could all have 😩😩

  • @kiki_she-her
    @kiki_she-her 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    um where do i order this bff???

    • @melodyyoung1996
      @melodyyoung1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you find out, please let me know. I need at least one or two of them.

    • @kiki_she-her
      @kiki_she-her 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@melodyyoung1996 honestly😭

  • @xweird_rose5282
    @xweird_rose5282 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I REALLY NEED MORE FRIENDS LIKE HIM. PERIOD.

  • @puddin_tain9730
    @puddin_tain9730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Those darn ✨Jehovah Witnesses ✨

  • @MOA-ments_of_Joy
    @MOA-ments_of_Joy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Don't hurt my best friend. Ever."
    Why?
    "Does u want died?"
    WAIT- NOOOOOOAAOOAAaooooo...

  • @alexakawaii8440
    @alexakawaii8440 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Limp dik” sent me bc that’s the same line I’ve used on a bitch for hurting my queen lol 😂

  • @demonpishiva1482
    @demonpishiva1482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ... I just got dumped and went to this for comfort but now i feel better *and* I'm laughing. Thank you so much whispurr 💗

  • @flummicookie909
    @flummicookie909 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omfg that's the best audio I've listened to in my whole entire life

  • @youmandyme
    @youmandyme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loving all your videos, its the perfect mix of role play as well as ASMR ❤️❤️❤️

  • @Vaurien_Audio
    @Vaurien_Audio 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every video of yours that I watch is better than the last. Just amazeballs!

  • @9917GamerGirl
    @9917GamerGirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I loved this . ❤️❤️❤️ Amazing job 😁👍

  • @lizzieevans885
    @lizzieevans885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I WANT A FRIEND LIKE THIS

  • @Szaruta_Rawr
    @Szaruta_Rawr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    THIS IS THE GAY BEST FRIEND WE ALL NEED!! 😍😍

    • @xenosanders2854
      @xenosanders2854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YASSSS QUEEENNN

    • @moonbell_mage
      @moonbell_mage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YASS KWEEN!!! 🥰🥰😍😍💅💅💅

    • @that_nun1_weirdo
      @that_nun1_weirdo ปีที่แล้ว

      YESSSSSS QUEEEEENNNN

    • @Pip-aroo
      @Pip-aroo ปีที่แล้ว

      Pov: I am the gay best friend-

  • @kiki_she-her
    @kiki_she-her 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CONGRATS ON 1K

  • @NitePixieDust
    @NitePixieDust 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ✨sass and attitude ✨ I love the personality!

  • @Maya_Alger
    @Maya_Alger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This screams gay best friend and I love it

  • @galaxia1190
    @galaxia1190 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude a video has NEVER made me laugh so much before lmfaooo

  • @daisy_alysjen19
    @daisy_alysjen19 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:14 the aggressiveness ah

  • @CastawayCastout-TheSmolBean
    @CastawayCastout-TheSmolBean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Aaaaa my new safe space as a bi. I love the sass ヽ(´▽`)/ everything is perfect.

  • @savsspace
    @savsspace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG, I NEEEEED YOU AS A BESTIE RN!!

  • @dinodinonuggies9503
    @dinodinonuggies9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    MY MAN 😂😂😂YOU HAD ME DYING AT
    :The queen is busy you get the b*** instead☺️
    OMGGG THIS MAN IS FUNNY YOU NEET TO POST PART 2 PLZ YOU ARE SO GOOD

  • @haru_freaks5579
    @haru_freaks5579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    IM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHER!😂😂😂

  • @Theyenvyalis
    @Theyenvyalis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I NEED A FRIEND LIKE THIS CAUSE HUNNY LET ME TELL YOU...and thats on period thank you for listening U_U

  • @MilathewolfcubKit
    @MilathewolfcubKit 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    After a breakup this is very confronting thanks for the vidoe ❤

  • @kai3502
    @kai3502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE BLITZO