[M4F] Roommate Comforts You After Breakup ☕ [ASMR] [Roleplay]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ธ.ค. 2024
- #asmr #roommate
He told you to break up with that twerp MONTHS ago, didn't he?
NOTE: I like girls, I like guys, I like everything in between. Sometimes I like to be the big protective masc bf...and sometimes I'm a catty bitch. The character isn't intended to be a stereotype; it's a caricature of myself.
Script: WhispurrAudio (Available on Patreon)
Art: OC maker (Picrew)
My Links:
Twitter: @WhispurrAudio
Patreon (And Discord): / whispurraudio
Twitch: / whispurraudio
“I’m aware you don’t want to talk about but you are also aware that I need tea to live so spill”
XD dude I need this man as my friend like now
Literally I do the same tho
@@ellaellipse312
Nnniiiiccceeee XD
YALL ARE MISSING THE BEST QUOTE; "Sorry, queens busy right now, you get the bitch." THE SCREAM I HAD TO HOLD BACK BECAUSE THAT WAS THE MOST BADASS SHIT!
SAME HEREEE- 😭
OMG YES
phone: d i n g
roommate: NOPE GIMME that ✨YOINK✨
I SPIT MY WATER EVERYWHERE- 😭🤚
"I got a third eye for trash men"
This is why I like this asmr so much 🙂☕
The part where he told her it was Jehovah's Witnesses at the door killed me. XD
This man reminds me so much of my dear friend from college. He was gay and treated me so well that my standards for the guys I actually dated were higher as a result. I loved him very much so it was such a joy to hear someone like him in an audio. It was like getting a hug from a friend. So seriously, thank you.
that was so sweet having a friend like that 😊
I was laughing almost the whole time because he is literally a boy version of me 🤣 no one breaks my babe heart and gets away with it
Damn u sound like a nice friend 😭💕
Bestie same
SAMMEEE 😳😳
YESSSSS!!!!
Now that I think about it my friend is dating someone that hurt her in the past and I’m just waiting for him to do it again and I already planned his death
Yo this roommate seems a Lil ~🍎🍊🍓🍉~
But seriously you're underrated as hell- this is so good so far. Your acting is seriously amazing, I love the roommate. If he was real I'd love to be his friend
I WAS THINKING BOUT THAT TOO
IKRRRR
HE IS FRUITY AND ITS FANTASTIC
OM I KNOW RIGHTLY
“Sorry queen’s busy right now you get the bit*h instead” MY FAVORE PART 💀💀
He was ranting about how mad he was and what he was going to do, and then the little yoink when he grabbed the phone had be cracking up😂😂 It was so random, I love it
BROOOO WITHOUT A DOUBT IN MY ENTIRE FRUITY RADAR HE IS 1000000000000000% FRUITY AND I LOVE IT I NEED MORE OF OUR FRUITY BOYYYY💅✨✨✨✨✨✨😭🤚
Within the first few seconds I was like "💅?"
I literally went rolling with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣 There is SO much gold in these few minutes of audio. I can't stand it. 😂😂 😂
Thank you for making this. 10/10! 👌
we just broke up and i was crying my eyes out then i listened to this, now i'm laughing and wishing i had a bestfriend like you, thank you, you helped me more than you can imagine.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE HEARTBEAT WHEN HE HUGGED US?! THAT WAS SO COMFORTING
4:37 okay im subscribing! Officially my new favorite hooman!
SCRIPT IS GOLDEN! 10/10!
it’s hard to be heartbroken when this is my roommate
I need this man in my life RN- literally I need someone who gives this kinda comfort
Okay this was a sucky situation to play out but damn I laughed a lot. I think I lost it at “tweedledee and tweedledipshit”
Oh I thoroughly enjoyed this, thank you ☺️
Oh yes me too😀
I love when he says "tweedle Dee and tweedle dip shit"
Oh my heart. I wish I had a friend like this when my heart got broken. It’s so fluffy and wholesome!
UHM I'M LATE ASF BUT I'M HERE FOR ANOTHER MASTERPIECE
This character is literally me XD He was right though!!! Don't let men walk all over you peeps!!!
“Before I switched teams” I LOVE THAT
“Bitch i can hear you are crying” WHY IS THIS ME AF TOO SIDNWNDNE
This reminds me so much of a close friend of mine. I shared it with them and it's confirmed this is exactly how they'd react in this situation. It's really comforting and kinda calming, tbh.
please the *yoiink* for the phone killed me 😂😂 but this was great, this character resonates with me and you did a great job!!
omg this is how a bestie talkes XD i love it, the names he calls us in this vid i love it and when he said " i need tea to survive" bitch same, this is the man you can talk shit about person with XD This really made my day
YES KING GO OFF ON THE EX!! GOD LOVED EVERY BIT OF THIS SO MUCH SASS!! 😎✨
He just broke up with me and blocked me without me knowing. Thank you so much for posting this even if the video was 2 years ago 💗
omggg i love the sass and the roasts here😭😭
I love the energy in the studio today. Very glad I clicked this
Edit: him: I got a third eye for shitty men
Me: same but only when My friends are dating them
him: im aware that you don't want to talk about it and you are aware that i need tea to survive now spill
me: laughing my head off because the best line i had heard
“Just pretend I’m some straight guy, who likes… boobs.. or something..” 😂
THE INSULTS HAD ME CRYING HAHA
I COULD NZOT BREATHE FROM THEMM- 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭
i need a friend like this in my life
NOT THE JEGHOVA'S WITNESSES PLS IM CRYING 💀😭
This was the most beautiful audio ever 🤣 this is the kind of person I need in my life just making u feel like a queen - thank u for blessing us with this audio
I literally love the sass in this. I'm sitting here listening to it and I just here him sassing about the ex and literally trying not to laugh XD
I LOVE THIS MAN
Knowing this is caricature of you personally, makes this ten times better. I would definitely be your bff if this is what I get (and don't worry, you'll get all the tea).
This reminds me of when i told my roommate "you are not named bob so stop trying to fix HIS shit" for context she loved bob the builder as a kid lol
Just found you within the last hour and so far I have loved all the content. You are amazing and very comforting, you definitely have a new subscriber 💕😊
Edit: just finished the video and all I have to say is pop off king 👑
YO THE FACT I JUST HAD A BREAK UP THIS MADE MY WHOLE NIGHT💗💗💗💗
How much I would give to have a roommate like you 😭
I love this. Great video and I love the sass.
Okay. I’m not into relationships (no hate on those who are), so, of course, I have never experienced a break-up. But hearing this made me laugh so much. The way you worded your words would probably have me screeching like a banshee from laughter if I went through a break-up and hearing this. This would cheer me up in no time.
GIMME that ✨YoiNk ✨-
3:06
I'm actually Crying rn 😭💀✋
OMG i need him as a best friend for real!!! 🤣
I love this and I love the way you probably put so much work into the video 10000/10
Omg i love his personality so much😂😂😂😂
I LOVE THISSS OMG SO CUTE 😭💟
the roommate is me irl "I NEED TEA TO LIVE SO SPILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
Fr, can’t survive without it 😂
OMFG IMAGINE AT THE END…THE LISTENER IS LIKE “I think I’m gay..” AAA
I needed this.. I really did, thank you.
i NEED someone like him.
So underrated this is the best bff I could ever get
I had to replay that yoink a few times 😂
Literally me as a male best friend
I want this bestie the first time he called me bitch 😍
I love this man with all my heart
I love this so much
I want this guy as a bestie!!! He’s awesome!!! I love him!!!❤️❤️❤️in a brother way😁🥺😁
IM LIVING FOR THIS LIKE THIS IS THE GAY BFF TYPE MAN SFHOIZJCHSJJAD YESSSSSSSSS
This is amazing!! ^^ I really loved it
*sniff sniff-* I smell underrated hooman 😶🍓
(✨ New subbie ✨)
I shall join you on this wonderful journey 😸🌼
(I've just need listening to your other video and yesh!! ✨
They're amazing!! 😸 You're doing really well! ✨ Good job!! ✨)
pls-
tHe InSuLtS aRe GoLd-
wHy Is ThIs PeRsOn So UnDeRrAtEd-
Now I want a roommate like this
YOU ONLY HAVE 775 SUBS???? DUDE PLEASE KEEP MAKING VIDEOS UR LIKE MY FAV ASMR PERSON NOW 😭
“*Gimme that, yoink!*”
Me: BITCH, THAT’S MY FUCKING PHONE. GIVE IT BACK NOW
I was laughing the entire thing my face turned red from trying to keep in my laugh the entire time because its in the mid of the night
No bc this is what some of my friends reacted when I vented to them and him being sassy made me laugh sm that I can't concentrate on getting into character lmao
i love the note in the description 😆 this character needs to come back
PLS HE SOUNDS SO FRUITY AND I'M LIVING FOR IT!!! Literally how I act lmao
tho ive never experienced a break up, this made me cry because it reminded me of a very close friend who suddenly went ghosting people around them and switched to hang out with somebody else 😅
I am loving this "yes bitch energy" guy
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
so ive been seeing this guy for about a month. from what I can tell hes really sweet and I like him a lot. He ghosted me 3 times and wont give me an explanation going days whithout answering. he messaged me yesterday saying he misses me and wanted to message back and forth or talk on phone after I get off work (cuz we live a a little ways apart) he ghosts me again and I havnt head from him. Im torn because hes just just an amazing person but hes hurt me 3 times and making it a habit.
isn’t this the bestie we could all have 😩😩
um where do i order this bff???
If you find out, please let me know. I need at least one or two of them.
@@melodyyoung1996 honestly😭
I REALLY NEED MORE FRIENDS LIKE HIM. PERIOD.
Those darn ✨Jehovah Witnesses ✨
"Don't hurt my best friend. Ever."
Why?
"Does u want died?"
WAIT- NOOOOOOAAOOAAaooooo...
“Limp dik” sent me bc that’s the same line I’ve used on a bitch for hurting my queen lol 😂
... I just got dumped and went to this for comfort but now i feel better *and* I'm laughing. Thank you so much whispurr 💗
Omfg that's the best audio I've listened to in my whole entire life
Loving all your videos, its the perfect mix of role play as well as ASMR ❤️❤️❤️
Every video of yours that I watch is better than the last. Just amazeballs!
I loved this . ❤️❤️❤️ Amazing job 😁👍
I WANT A FRIEND LIKE THIS
THIS IS THE GAY BEST FRIEND WE ALL NEED!! 😍😍
YASSSS QUEEENNN
YASS KWEEN!!! 🥰🥰😍😍💅💅💅
YESSSSSS QUEEEEENNNN
Pov: I am the gay best friend-
CONGRATS ON 1K
The ✨sass and attitude ✨ I love the personality!
This screams gay best friend and I love it
Dude a video has NEVER made me laugh so much before lmfaooo
2:14 the aggressiveness ah
Aaaaa my new safe space as a bi. I love the sass ヽ(´▽`)/ everything is perfect.
OMG, I NEEEEED YOU AS A BESTIE RN!!
MY MAN 😂😂😂YOU HAD ME DYING AT
:The queen is busy you get the b*** instead☺️
OMGGG THIS MAN IS FUNNY YOU NEET TO POST PART 2 PLZ YOU ARE SO GOOD
IM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHER!😂😂😂
I NEED A FRIEND LIKE THIS CAUSE HUNNY LET ME TELL YOU...and thats on period thank you for listening U_U
After a breakup this is very confronting thanks for the vidoe ❤
THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE BLITZO