Taking a Train to Germania | Wolfenstein The New Order
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ย. 2024
- B.J. Blazkowicz infiltrates a Train to Germania. During his stay, Blazkowicz takes a test.
This video was fully recorded, played and edited by me, the video contains footage from Wolfenstein The New Order.
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I can’t be the only one thinking about how wide that train is
good point
It was a real Nazi design, a train with a 2m wide gadge
@@bluestingray8955 god damn
Look at you with your silly little British train design Germanic trains are far superior
@@audie-cashstack-uk4881 I’m not British-
That Coffee would be stone cold by the time he got back.
Still steaming hot after 5 minutes. Don't underestimate the technologically advanced third Reich coffee machines
The coffee will be hot a thousand years!!
The heck would pure Aryan coffee taste like? Crap??
in what world?
Even if coffee was made boiling hot, so close to 100 degrees the moment it's in the cup? Few minutes is not much, unless the room is cold as fck, which is unlikely.
I'd be too intimidated trying to figure out the cappuccino machine
That's the least believable thing about it; the Nazis would never approve of foamy coffee. 😂 Robo soldiers? Sure, I can get on board with that!
The coffee machine is probably the developer’s dig at the insanely complex ticket machines at train stations in Germany, and especially berlin
@@JCridford wdym. Don't you know the famous Wiener Melange?
When Bobi says he likes Blazko's eyes, somehow it feels less like a compliment and more like he wants to take them out and swap them with his own.
Yeah Germans are weird about eyes in this game
@@Viktor_Navorski Tbf the Nazi's were hella weird about that too. They were obsessed with blue eyes.
Well I have green eyes can I pass without being shot
I just realized this even after playing through this game several times, for some reason the train conductor refers To Berlin as Berlin even though this is set in a world where the Germans not only won WW2 but also took over the entire world, which allowed Hitler and presumably Albert Speer to Turn Berlin into Germania but yet the Train conductor/announcer still refers to it as Berlin, though I suppose it could easily be explained as a force of habit.
*Update* it would seem I'm not alone.
Could be a district
while germania would be the official name, old habits stick and many people would still call it by the old name.
Oh, I think you dont know the Deutsche Bahn.
They are always late. Very late.
It's like people still calling X Twitter. It has changed but people are still used to the old name.
dont thank us for the likes we dont care about your likes man remove the edit please
I can't believe this game is a decade old it still looks amazing
I can't believe the idea that a civilization could just wander around constantly interrogating its soldiers like this and still have enough human bodies in its military to do anything.
@@thisisaname5589I'm sure they have spare time. They took over everything, it's not like they were facing much opposition anyways.
@@user-tr2mb4xs7i The actual NSDAP never did anything like this, it's just kind of jarring. Officers weren't running around randomly interrogating normal soldiers who walk by and pointing guns at them. Inglorious Basterds was a really good movie, but it seems to have spawned a weird trend in this case. Because if the actual NSDAP acted like this, desertions would have been sky-high and rebellion much more common.
@@thisisaname5589 This is an alternate history setting. I wasn't talking about the actual political party
@@user-tr2mb4xs7i I get that. It's just a bit jarring, and while it was pretty cool in Inglorious Basterds, it feels overused and very unbelievable here.
Instant flashbacks to the night I had dinner with my mother-in-law for the first time.
1:33 "Faather, when can I leeave to bee on my oooown?"
🤣
Prince Charming looking ahh
Remember, if you ever travel to Poland, be careful when you offer someone coffee. You might end up getting married sooner than planned, or at least become a father.
What?
Sounds like you’re talking from experience
ofc the sex scene is the most viewed
I haven’t finished the video. WHAT DO YOU MEAN
@@Ngaming4REAL lol
You know what , people are attracted to things which are "interesting" in nature .
nah the video was hard at this moment
I Read this before the video was to that part and questioned if I should play this game
as an german i can confirm all german woman are like that
Enjoying the multi kulti diversity?😁😁
@@muslimcel4581 ?
@@muslimcel4581wir hassen es.
@Tigran-Abazyanturks are the new jews
Now I understand why german soldiers would rather be in stalingrad.
5:58 he cut out that one part where we are doing some funny stuff
im happy they cut out that scene
I was unaware of the sex in the funni german game
You have to admit that this robot is a technological masterpiece. Impressive size, plenty of fire power and above all the sound of its footsteps is really terrifying and demoralizing for any opponent. Imagine thousands of these fighting machines marching on a city...
Play the games. You don't have to imagine.
@@Mono_Entertainment 😮
My anxiety would've given me away with the Coffee Machine
Hitler had imagined a train with 3 meter rails.
fun fact, this train was actually something hitler wished to make, a wide double or tripple decker train riding on two sets of track,
to be honest it could be done, but there really isn't much of a point
Grandeur for grandeur's sake, a large part of the Reich ideology as a whole.
One of their big cannons, Schwerer Gustav, rode also on two tracks.
@@GuyIncognito_yup lol. Bigger = better according to the Reich. Why research nuclear technology when we can build a giant space mirror or massive cannon?
Questioning Hitler are we who do you think you are
@@Chiefs_fan1595Expect they did research nuclear technology.
1:28 Oh God isn't that Ursula?
I guess "Infiltrating the EU" is an mission for her😂
Thank God they lost because spelling words like 'Obersturmbannführer' ( correctly ) would have been seriously problematic in school😀
It would be all you knew
Tbf if they won IRL it would be....very different from wolfensteins timeline.
It looks scary only becuase that's how german works. It's very litteral and thier words reflect this. So for us take like the word birth control. They would use antibabypill. They remove spaces to make one word that looks long but is actually composed of many smaller words. German is fun
Self own
If they had won, you'd never had been born.
There's only one bed.
Yes.
Are you comfortable with sharing?
It's okay. I can just sleep on the floor.
😐😑😔
I played this in my garden with my childhood friend during the 2020 covid outbreak with a joint in my hand… awesome times…
Damn dude. I'd rather play chill games like skyrim or minecraft while high. Not nerve wracking shit like this 😂
@@NovaProspekt19 cant enjoy the wonders of science fiction without a decent buzz
Now im german and i looked a bit into the design of germania and im aktually shocked how americanised the city is it doesnt seem logical
I think it's implied that Hitler in this world was actually a big fan of American culture, but wanted to make it his own. That's why Germania/Berlin looks so much like DC, Hitler may have wanted to make Berlin Germany's Washington DC
@@marcelsaldana123maybe but its just those windows it hurts my german soul to see berlin/germania uses windows which were never used in german history ever our windows open up sidewerds not upwerds
it is just a video game where Germans are vilified so the player as the main protagonist can shoot something up with no remorse. Nothing in this video was correct in any sense of the word, even less so historically accurate. As a German I suggest you see it for what it is. A childish product. @@cutemutadedbearwithtwoheads
@@dannys7549Nazis are evil bro...
@@dannys7549Germans aren't vilified but Nazi Germans are the villains (rightfully so along with KKK)
Nazis are bad so the Germans who supported it
She looks like Urshula vond der Leyen
the funny thing is that one of the main appeals for Hortler was that he opposed the degeneracy of Germany of the 30s, at least berlin where child prostitution was rampant for instance
but then his own elite was prone to abuse their power in degeneracy of the worst callibre imaginable
Thus is the case with *every* Fascist, how quickly we have forgotten Pasolini's Salò.
*Hitler
@@Jorgee-Salo is an excellent family movie, strongly recommend
It's almost like power corrupts, or corrupt men seek power in the first place
Fascists are hypocrites. Always have been, always will be.
the voices in my head are telling me to GET THE GUN
How would that robot get in and out the carriage?
I always wonder that haha
Noclip because the Germans discovered console commands.
im pretty sure one of the ceilings opened
Special door big enough for it.
The door is clearly big enough. What a stupid question.
That is a massive train
In fact the nazis wanted to build massiv bigger trains on a bigger rail system than we have today.
The tension in this scene.
This game is far ahead of its time! :O
I mean it's a great game but it don't really see how it was ahead of its time.
I’m getting fairy god mother and Prince Charming from shrek 2 vibes from them 1:30
I always figured this train was crazy big with ridiculous carriages that could support a flipping giant robot haha. Turns out, the concept of such a big train was actually real. The 'Breitspurbahn' was a planned 3000mm (9ft 10 inches wide) to be implemented after the war between Germany and the neighbouring states. The coaches would have been double decked too. Crazy!!
AS a German im scared of this creepy Woman 💀💀💀
and yet she had a lover
i have never played this game before, but my god the fact that im here watching all the cutscenes, just shows how good the game is without even having to play it
2:27
I can't unhear "this is not a test"
yea
Jaaa, mir gefallen seine Augn ✨💅
even now it freaks me out
those concrete buildings would be an absolute nightmare to cool down.
I cant be the only one thinking about how good that coffee looks
ur not the only one
Es ist superior German Uberkoffee
Engel always scared the hell out f me for some reason.
I hope Wolfenstein 3 will be a prequel about how Hiter and the Nazis took over Italy and Japan.
The nazis never took over italy or japan hahaha italy was fascistic even bevor germany was. Mussolini was a mentor for hitler
@@Joe_biden_for_communism Cap, Italy was shit in the war and barely did anything, last I know germany was planning to take them over after they won, the only thing italy did was create the first fasict nation, and barely took land compared to germany. Also germany literally needed to help them mutiple times and waste valuable resources on italy just to help them fight nations so they wont fall and create a new front agiasnt germany.
@@Joe_biden_for_communismThe Nazis took over Italy in 43, Operation Axis
@@noahniskalaJapan conquered the coast of china, Southeast Asia Indonesia New Guinea and tons of islands which equates to pretty much the same amount of land as Germany
@@Patches_0001 Japan did quite well, Its just the comment I commented to was saying germany would've never did well without italy.
Are these IBM computers in the office room? 😁
It is so difficult to make coffee xD
Ofc 6:08 was the most replayed moment 💀
Love this
I dont know why but the thumbmail gave me heavy Charming Prince and Fairy Godmother from Shrek, anyone else...?
3:57 this moment is for some reason done so well
4:14 is his hand going where I think its going?
It's a real pity the sequel didn't roll this moment into the end of the second game in some way.
Bei den Nazis nahm die Frau eine traditionelle Tradition Rolle ein und war niemals Soldatin geschweige den Sturmbandführerin.
Actually, Frau Engel is an obergruppenfuhrer. Idiot.
@Joe-gw9wh alle mussten kämpfen am Ende. Man nannte es die volksfront, waren aber keine offiziellen Soldaten.
Traditional? Nazis are too ignorant to know tradition
What about that fighter pilot that managed to escape?
Hat mich auch gewundert. Aber vielleicht hätten sich die Frauen später nichtsdestotrotz emanzipiert?
Berlin/Germania.... Istanbul/Constantinople..... Saigon/Ho Chi Minh City.....old habits hard to break 😮
Wth saigon 😂
5:05 what is that map? Why is some parts of Britain and the Middle East not red? I thought Germany took over
Both Ireland and Scotland have a massive resistance movement that caused the Germans to build a wall between England and Scotland border.
bro i freaked out when he chose the Edelweiss flower for this option, i was sure he was about to be shot 3:17
What up with the flower
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Free Palestine junk sale from Hamas @@BeeboHamido
Guard sounds like Thomas Mueller
ah good old times
Quentin Tarantino vibes.
They could make a successful series out of cutscenes. Wonder why this has never been tried. Wolfenstein Lore DLC pack with 2-3 hours like a film.
7:07 - Germania - Albert Speer,s work.
What a waste of a fine coffee machine.
Great train. I would move to travel in one of these. The bar looks great. It makes you feel sorry the germans lost the war.😂
I bet you certain areas like London and Paris would be alot better than they are today...just sayin
@@davidgalea6113not really the nazis planned on bulldozing all cultural and historical monuments in Paris and pillage museum for artifacts. Before the war ended they had started settling up a Paris ghetto which would have taken up like half the city
I think when she says “impure”, it’s talking about the old days where the Germans wanted to have the perfect race of blond hair and blue eyes. It was also called the aryan race.
They would go insane if they saw the state of certain areas in Germany today..half the 3rdw0rld is there.
5:56 And they started the "Motor"
I think we all know who is S and who is M in that relationship
Me, a german, profusely sweating
03:41 at that moment my heart would just stopp. Damn is there a right answer?
Bro, this is a videogame...but these people DID existed, and they were like this. God bless the US and the USSR for saving our asses.
The voice actor of Bubi has a heavy, heavy Viennese accent 😅
Maybe he is the reincarnation of "Leutnant Triebisch" from "Steiner the iron cross"?
3:02 wrong card. Nazis had very conservative views on dresscode and style piercings and tattoos were not allowed
Tattoos were allowed only if it matched nazi idiology and woman were allowed ear piercings only and only 1 per lobe
Why is the coffee blue?
because it's aryan coffee
Fascist coffee
Sternen Bock
I don’t see it blue though.
Reacher reminds me of Blaskowitz.
I love this game but it would stress me out
How in the world is their a train out their able to pull this wide of coaches and a robot
Bro, how do you fit a big ass robot on a train? 💀
lmao
Most replayed the sex scene LOL
Schnellwagen her vom ICE
It is indeed...since when are u solving?
All the in this game is great except the final boss fight
cual es este de todos los que hay en WOLFESTEIN
Is that the woman that died with
Hitler?
What is the name of this game?
Bahnhof strasburg Uckermark Auf der deutschen bahn Seite
cool
You covered the swastikas - Willy 0
2 months ago 😮
i just cracked it
I got it for free
how to play please tell me
where to get it
The game is wolfenstein the new order
Ursula von der Leyen
So sinister
💪 😂
Game journalist jr, cant draw a square or a circle with the cutter lol
ahah it's not easy as it looks in this game
Wolfenstein should add a game journalist difficulty. No gameplay, just cutscenes.
Average DB ride
1 minute of gameplay 15 minutes of watching something. Gotta hate those newer games.
Why does he always speak and think in whispers?
I got a feeling that he is always trying to keep himself "calm", given the heat of the situation. Like a gentle whisper to someone stressed to calm them down. Except he is calming down himself. "Do not be afraid, everything is going to be fine..."
@@74Pashka Makes sense.
Because it sounds badass
Berlin will be berlin. Just like how saigon will be saigon
Yep.😘😘
@Tigran-Abazyanturk carrying the jew agenda
Lustig
Why can't I play as a German
Why would you play as a loser
Me as a German girl from Berlin: 😹👀
You mean Germania
@@beetlebg3759 😹😹😹
@@BPD-Warrior What are ur thoughts on Germany defeating Russia in WW1?
@@BPD-Warriorare there still Germans in Berlin? I thought diversity had taken over like it has almost done in London.
@@davidgalea6113
Yeah, the still Germans in Berlin.
Actually many of them..::
VCT
Bubi is so breedable
He's dead
@@user-tr2mb4xs7i he wasn't alive in the first place
Never played any Wolfenstein. So i dont know any character.. But let me say.
That Boby would Never be a nazi..
Nazis treated girly men, Gay, Gippsy, Mental ill, Soviets and above them all Jews as subhumans.
That androgenous Gay vibe man would be in a camp.
There were a lot of gay in SS. Actual weird dudes like the prison rapists
wow full of gay scenes