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- In part two, Clarkson battles Sabine Schmitz in Mini Cooper hatchbacks, Hammond takes on Carston Von Ryssen in the Bowler Nemesis and Tim Schrick vs The Stig in the a two lap race. Who will be victorious?
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Hahaha watching this over and over in years
Hammond:
* opens door *
"YEEEEEEAAAHH!!!!!"
"Did you notice I won? Now congratulate me"
"Did you notice I won because I was first?"
That shii was funny ash
Tip top tally hoe
It really fits today again perfectly.. watching Trump and the US elections.. :)
Likes his cut
WHADOOSH
the german screaming FIRE is the one of the funniest things i've seen in top gear ever
+Dan Krekmanski coupled with james in his mini tank shooting at jeremy saying why wouldn't you
+Dan Krekmanski well, considering that guy in a suit is one of Germany's better known satirists, it should be no wonder. We Germans might not have that black humor the Brits are said to have, but we do have some rather cynical and funny people.
In the movie 'Fury' the German anti-tank gun commander does it EXACTLY the same way
Freeman Carsten von Rissen?
Yordan Krekmanski you should see and here German artillery officers ordering to fire.
Hammond is what's called a "Bad Winner".
XD
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!
between my friends and I if we're ever doing anything that involves racing of any kind "Hammonds Law" applies.
That always makes me laugh
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
mercedes avatar...
seriously underappreciated how stig made about 5 seconds on a good touring car driver at zolder which is a short cirucit anyway
I was thinking the same thing. On top of that there's also the 24 hour racing challenge and the fact that the Stig was faster than most F1 drivers in the 'reasonable priced car'. Whoever it really was, was bloody frickin skilled.
@@karthik.g63
It's Ben Collins, if I remembered correctly
@@PlatinumNath Ben Collins was the first Stig (black stig), the ones after that, nobody really knows !
@@karthik.g63
That's wrong, Black Stig was Perry McCarthy
@@PlatinumNath *surprised pikachu face*
"You know what a bad loser is? Well, Hammond is what's called a bad winner."
"YEAAAAAAAA"
*slapslapslap*
to be fair, the german guy flipped him off during the race
@@itisshlerman3079 I was going to say the same thing. The Germans really do not come across as very nice people in this episode.
Some say the stig won Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver
Not a problem just pass a gun to your oponent and let him start xD
Bloody hell, thats hardcore
Bullet proof helmet lol.
( your 100th like 🤣)
Naah that was Chuck Norris . . .
@@philipjensen5279 chuck Norris just ate the gun
STIIIIIIII- I mean JAAAAAAMES!
Priceless.
appelpower1 I can guess it was The Stig.
Bonzi Bonnie You should work for the government...this country needs brilliant analysts like you!
appelpower1
No mate, you pronounce "st" as "saint." It's "Saint James," mate.
He always buggers up the nicknames. It's totally James.
LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Damn seeing the Stig unleashing his racing skills in a competition is just awesome!! Thrilled the shit outta me
you mean 'james'
Hammond: James! What are you doing!?
May: Shooting at Jeremy!
Hammond: But he's on our side!
May: Yeah, but why wouldn't you?
Hammond: You're right, you would, FIRE!!!
Thanks for the subtitles.
DarkLordScottie Best lines ever!!! XD
DarkLordScottie that was so funny !
hahaha
Not You o
60% gravel. *James empties rocks via pants*. Best. Reference. Ever.
yep.
Could you explain?
+AIM_SideWinder in The Shawshank Redemption that's how Tim Robbins' character disposed of the rubble from breaking out of his jail cell. He rigged his pants' pockets so that he could dump it out like that while out in the prison yard.
Brad Harris Ah, right! Subtle...
:D
+AIM_SideWinder yeah, no doubt. Perfect from James May.
So happy when I saw the Stig come out to save the day.
exact same feeling
+Dash You mean James right?
cerealkiller Yea, of course. I just call James the Stig, the same reason why I call Hammond lofty
GO STIG
Obed baltodano same
6:22 even the cameraman was smiling 🤣
"James; some say you really saved our bacon there."
"...Others say I was bound and gagged in the locker room." XD loved this show.
wait when did they say this in the vid?
@@jakobfuugger They said it when they were back at the studio. So it's not in this video, but it was in this episode
Stiiiiiiiii.......Jaaaaames.
+Cat Weasle There faces changed right after they said James
+Cat Weasle XDD
whattttþþttttttttgtttttrz9_:=×3)!£'/ 7¥4×^76€£4^2. €4^.×£3/#.%
+Cat Weasle cringey as hell
Bloody Hell..
"JAMES" really is talented. And in shape when he wants to be.
Some say James May sometimes wears a magic helmet, which changes him from captain slow to a super fast racing driver!
@@TheNeshkey It's the secret Finnish helmet Mika gave him during their lessons.
7:26 "Das ist niemals Kapitän Langsam!" (No way that's Capt'n Slow)
Made me cringe so hard
@@JANKOLLPLAYZFX Why? It was obviously joke.
Josef Günter it’s a way to say it’s funny hahaha
@@jamesmeza8432 i dont think so
😂🤣🤦♂️
"James what are you doing?!"
"Shooting Jeremy"
"Why?!"
"Wouldn't you?"
"Yeah fair enough, carry on"
xD
Matt Green LOLOLOL😂😂😂😂
James actually said "Why wouldn't you?" which is slightly less funny
Should've asked for a turn
“IM IN THHE LEEAAAAAAD”
“IM NOT IN THHE LEAAAAAAD”
5:04 The most german thing ever.
I guess this is more a british thing, isnt it?
Charles Earle I am a german😂
wow. how funny that is
I though that was building better cars than the british, or generally just the best cars in the World?
Charles Earle I taught you dead
I fully expected "Disaster strikes" to be James walking out and going "so how's the race?"
6:10 One of the best moments in Top Gear history.
Every good moment in the Top Gear vs Germans series is gold.
Coming in with Spitfires was just pure awesomeness!
It sure is
"YEEEEESSSS! WHAT DO YA THINK OF THAT!"
Hammond's modest win
Stig doesnt lose. if a time comes where stig loses it was a mere comedic joke or fictional. a fairytale, a farse, a dream. a imagination.
+George M. Stig's time was beaten in one of the "reasonably priced car" segments
.
electrictroy2010 i seen that. It was a comedic joke, fictional, a fairytale, a farse, a dream, a imagination. A tasteless humor script that james may had to be behind. Stig doesnt lose. Even the episode when jeremy "beat" stig in the lotus vs the mustang stig was in 2nd gear the whole time and still won but they cut the film.
+George M.
Well, the Stig CAN lose, but only against other racing drivers, tame or wild. The average person doesn't stand a chance.
+VestedUTuber i raced stig, i was in a buggati veyron ss. he was in a volkswagen rabbit. He won.
+George M.
Are you a racing driver?
Having a stig always helps. Really love it when they bring the Stig out to clutch an event like that. My favorite was the 24 hour endurance race where the Stig blitzed the scoreboard anytime they lost ground lol.
i loved it when hamond asked if they could just use him for the full 24 hours lol
Yeah and to avoid Identifying him apparently 50% if the competitors were asked to write Stig so no one could narrow down who it was. I do believe this Stig was Ben Collins
Sabine, thank you for bringing us an amazing laugh and smiles through your career. You are a warrior. Thank you for making me and Jeremy laugh, but I bet we can both say that this race is for you Sabine, you win ❤️.
Rest in the heavens above and look after us in the ring🕊
she made her country and flag proud
@William Cudmore Cancer got her.
@William Cudmore She passed away in March.
@William Cudmore she died of cancer aged 51 in March bro
Oh man, I heard about her condition, but I haven't heard it finally overtaken her...
Rest in peace, Sabine. Your legacy as the queen of the Nurbergring and many others will live on~
"Some say you saved our skins"
"Other's say I was bound, gagged and stuck in a storage locker"
" Were you shooting at me in the tank ?! "
' Yes he was. "
0:52 interesting, you can see the Bernoulli principle in effect here. The faster the flow of air, the lower it’s pressure creating a vacuum which pulls the white foam towards the car
Did anyone else notice James was using the "The Great Escape" technique of subtly dropping dirt?
Shawshank and prison break ftw
Escape from Alcatraz
ASTON MARTIN + "James" = Fastest car on Earth.
Anything plus "James" equals fastest thing on earth except for a konigsegg. Lol
Yeah, especially a Fiat Panda.
"James" right lol
WRONG Devel Sixteen is the fastest car on earth,with 348 Miles Per Hour.
A Devel Sixteen is untested, the British Thrust SCC reaches 763 MPH
Stig has opened the cover up!
Puik german vs german last race i ingat stig was michael schumacher
Hee wei seng！！！
NA pui! CVT pui!
@@woozhi9218 Stig was never actually played by Michael except at the reveal. He was actually Ben Collins in any other scene including this one.
You can actually hear the air-quotes around "James" at every moment in this race... Just brilliant!
Some say he pees out the window just to annoy the neighbours. And that he has a pet chihuahua called Rover. All we know... He's called the STIG! Love these guys.
"He lost 30 kilos in 5 minutes"
XD
Plotwist: the stig is german
he actually was
TheWidow ben collins was german?
@@jesujgaming9801 michael schumacher
@@thewidow7864 who was never the stig. He was on because Ferrari would only let their drivers test the fxx on the track so he had to be there anyway to do the lap, they came clean about it very soon after the ep came out (Ben Collins was the stig at the time of that ep with the ‘reveal’)
You busta
Jeremy vs Sabine is one of the most exciting races I’ve seen on top gear!
Where's part 1.5? There's clearly something missing between part 1 and part 2.
there's also something missing after part 2
Alexander Krivács Schrøder you are absolutely correct... so is that guy who commented before me
Your welcome
The drag race, which ariel atom wins was missing
Yudha Bagaskara obviously taken out because of german propaganda
/s
"James may's" race win has to be one of the most epic drives of all time!
This is one of the most badass races on this show.
I think it's amazing how entertaining this show is, regardless of if you're into cars or not.
STI, JAMES
STIG is a hell of a driver
Arseny Reynolds *James*
was the stig a *german man* at that time ?
the stig's *german cousin*
Tomi Rio - No, the only time the Stig was a German man was when he drove the Ferrari FXX, other than that always a British man, Ben Collins.
Richard Hammond is an actual representation of my mood everytime i win at a game that normally i am a looser at.
1:39
*"I'm in the lead! ... I'm NOT in the lead!"*
LOL, Clarkson!
"do you know what, your mind can not comprehend how uninterested I am in things like this" - James
Hammond: Aggressively opens the german's door, " *YEEEESSSS* "
GO Stig! i mean... go james!
I came when I heard the Porsche and the Aston Oh my God
glad I wasn't the only one, when they accelerate away from the start line the sound from those cars! Oh my days!
The bowler sounds really good aswell.
The bowler sounds really good aswell.
The Aston at 7:55 to 8:00 - it was both soulful and evil at the same time :o :o
The Merlin V12s in the Spitfires are king, though. It's phenomenal
The sound of that Aston is heavenly.
Goodbye Sabine, you are the G.O.A.T to try to beat a 10 minute run on a ‘Green Hell’ track
That race at the end still gives me goose bumps over 10 years on. Wow!
Aww gosh, seeing Sabine is actually upsetting me, knowing she's no longer with us
R.I.P Sabine Schmitz
Rest in peace Sabine Schmitz
peace*
@@-aku2805 cheers, dumb error
What happened
@@cartersanborn7697 she died because of cancer 😔
@@-aku2805 ye
if you look carefully on the left at 7:53 you can see Richard and Jeremy cheering on Sti- James
I like how hammond makes clarkson genuinely laugh.
7:26 "Das ist nicht Kapitein Langzahm"
Priceless :D
*Kapitän Langsam
niemals*
What is that mean??
@@swatchhoon That is not Captain Slow
8:04 that DBRS9 taking sounded like it wanted to eat the Porsche by ripping it down the middle and having two big gulps.
"He was clearly a vuurzy adversary..." cracks me up every time. 😂😂😂
Every time Jeremy does a german accent I would DIE of laughter HAHHAHAHAH
That "Stiii.....Jamessss" Moment got me dying 😂😅😂😅😂
6:17 YEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!
Ben Collins (The Stig at time of recording this) was a real professional driver, and was much more practiced than his retired German counterpart.
“We call him lofty”
-Jeremy Clarkson
8:35
The man in the suit was so quiet out of the car, but in the car, he was a maniac.
0:35
“Awful lot of bullets hitting me here”
VO: “And no wonder”
“James! What are you doing!?”
“Shooting at Jeremy”
“But he’s on our side!!”
“Yeah, but why wouldn’t you?”
“You’re right, you would, FIRE!!”
Cracks me up every time 🤣
6:50 when i've heard james may, i lost my mind
Back in the good old days when top gear was Top Gear
5:06 the accountant flips off Hammond 😂😂
6:16
That was the darkest way to declare a victory XDXD
"Back on track hammond couldn't shake the man in a suit of his tail, he was clearly a versi adversary" Best Qoute Ever!
This German/English banter is a much needed change. Onya Top Gear.
Watching this in 2019....I just miss these people 😪 These were such fun days....so entertaining ...both the racing and the jokes.
Best moment ever on top gear 9:40
2:36 Now that's a nice set of tail lights!!!
Lolll
That dive down the inside from Stig on the final corners was dazzling though!
So emotional watching Top gear after Jeremy got the sack :(
WeMuckAround It had to end soon, as James put it.
Still pretty sad though :( end of an era...
Why did he get sacked
Jacob Lannon cuse he punched the producer in the face cuse his food wasnt ready (he was also drunk)
WeMuckAround well they have their own new show on the amazon with the budget of 170 million pounds and they can do what they want. Its up to their imagination. So basically they won again.
6:19 Hammonds reaction is priceless
Made up 4+ seconds in two laps?!?!! Stig is a machine
I just realized, Sabine had an unfair advantage in the Mini race around Zolder. She was driving the Mini Cooper JCW while Jeremy just had the Cooper S.
I would love to watch the Stig race that german woman.
no we need the italian stig to raceher
Yea! On the Nurburgring!
@@pouj4000 german stig
@@eriklp1214 its not the stig its the stigs german cusin real shame that wont ever happen now she will be missed by loads
RIP Sabine :(
Damn stings a beast
The Sting. LOLOLOLOL
Maybe, but The Stig is the best. :D
Charles Van Indra But some say, that he does *also* sting
You mean James.
Stig is of course a beast
Some say he's actually James May
Jeremy is using a Cooper S but, Sabine used a JCW Cooper S 😂
ugh that Aston Martin Race Car is a thing of beauty and that racing gear shifter is a thing a amazement as well just a small flick of it and its an instant gear change ! the power is mind blowing !
go St....James!!!
Saint James?
太陽ダビデ no, it wasn't James it was Stig so that was a joke also LordDrakonya very funny joke
Cory Adelt:)
Cory Adelt Thatsthejoke.jpg
Lol oh now I get it, I see what you did there!
0:49
That evil laughter
Well done James!!!
that was stig
Cory Adelt
Honestly? Wow, I never realised that and my comment was not in jest at all.
I love the little tune that plays when the stig comes out
Stig................... James.................... hahahaha
The car Hammond drove had "ARGENTINO" written ... That's strange.
well its even more awkward now after the patagonia special lol
Nicolas Labra Indeed!
Ronald Portocarrero " Don't remind us of how we got our asses kicked ! "
7:49-7:58 absolute music to my ears
5:05 *LAUGHS IN GERMAN*
The Stig-most badass driver off all time
I didn’t expect James did a tribute to Shawshank Redemption. That is great.
It's a tribute to the Great Escape. a War film from 1963 where they recreate something actually done by the soldiers in Stalag Luft III during the war. Andy Dusfresne might do the same same thing in The Shawshank Redemption but this is a British vs Germans thing and they keep harping on about the war despite being told not to.
0:29 My favourite bit.
Tim Shrick & James well not really James but Stig: Having a Death Battle
Meanwhile James May inside: *Where Eagles Dare*
"He lost 30 kilos in 5 minutes..."
LMAO
That DBRS9 looks and sounds just....amazing
4:42 listen and repeat
He was clearlier a versi aversi
The Porsche and the Aston sounded incredible
This suit guy having a German license means he has more practice than all of top gear combined XDD
James is an amazing driver. Unknown, James. The dude driving the Aston Martin. It's James. I swear