The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life....
“Ugh! Why isn’t it cutting in half?” Zhongs brain and braincells has left the arena. Edit 1: OMG MY LIKES TY Edit 2: DUDE ITS NOT THAT GOOD OF A COMMENT ITS LIKE ANY OTHER LOL
I like all you take dogs hopefully you're famous if you're not famous then I don't like your two dogs because I want you to talk and I don't know how many views or blah blah blah but what are your name is
I think he should turn the color whatever the girlfriend wants the color so if the girlfriend wants purple, he has to dye his hair purple but if she wants something else in the song has to change his color😂
When zhong hits 4 million subscribers, make him die his hair pink and purple and blue even the back green also, you got to face paint him as the joker and not take it off for the rest of the month
Zhong: *Proceeds to eat chips*
Cat: Hey, you gon' eat all that
Rad
>:]
so right
Who's cat
The cat be like give me some of that
“Why is it not cutting in half?”
“Oh, I dunno, maybe physics?”
No, it is physics
Couldn't agree more with you.
@@nikratti3403 gcmc n cncfj4fjrp31h b outbreak hermeneutics 12th 21st 12th CTN Javanese
Is poorly food
I dunno etheir
Hey zhong you can have your chips now
Guys pick pink plssssssss😂😂😂😂
👇🏻like if you pick pink❤❤❤❤❤❤
Wow 8 likes
Zhong: * eats chips *
Cat: Bro gib me-
Lol
Lol
I didn't know i have so many likes on this comment XD
"I don't have room for my snacks :("
*Proceeds to eat the chips*
Loo
Hi ima see yor ticktock
Yellow
Lol
Ikr
Team red🔴🚨
👇🏼
Team, pink and purple
👇
Boo I hate purple and pink😢😢😢
@@daylismartinez3258 shut up
Team purple and pink
Team pink and white 🤍
👏
Zhong: Open Bag Of Chips
Cat: Sharing Is Caring :D
Lmao
😂
Lmao
Just like in the *school*
😂😂
😂😂😂
"why isn't it splitting in half?"
the one remaining braincell has left the chat
Hi
I want zialshack to be blue
That's why you don't have no friends
Fyo
This name is hilarious
Good trick but Zhong be a little bit more smarter
Blue 💙🔵 and green
Team pink and blue 💙🩷
👇
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Jejmrn
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❤jejen
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Pink purple
Pink purple pleas
“i don’t have room for my snacks now!”
*proceeds to eat chips*
Fr
Lol XD
XD
For real though
Just do you got my spybar scribe to video
Zhong: open bag of chips
Cat: Hey you said you full give me the chips
Hahaha 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣
@@nadriaanderson6915 Loll
LOLL
Wait Zhong's gf name is Cat-?
Ya gave the chips
I want Zhongs hair to be his favourite color
Zhong eat healthy food 🥑🥝🥝🥑
“Why isn’t it splitting in half”
*brain cells have left the room*
Its a joke bruh
@@Robert_SK10R yeah and that was joke too
Blue and pink
😂😂😂
brown
Zhong: *eats chips*
Cat: Give me some pleasee
My name is cat
The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life....
@A Sleeping Fox yea
Zhong: opens chips
Cat: Give me that!!!
Team Bright Yellow
👇🏻🤣😂
Hey, when you die your hair dye it pink dye everyone loves Pink. Please give a thumbs up on this comment.
Zhong: opens his snacks*
The cat: *pls share with me :(*
Right hahahaha
Your rihgt
Yea
My cat loves chicken and when I’m sleeping at night he just climbs on the table and eat my food☹️
Shawe*
*"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."*
- Qui-Gon Jinn
This comment is underrated
@@awanderingcheesestick2119 ikr?
Mesa Zhong Mesa big dumb dumb Mesa fan base mad at me for not dyeing Mesa hair Mesa in big doo doo this time
By the way your profile photo is funny and cute
@@Skye_Space thanks, capybaras are my favorite animal
Team pink❤
Blue is the favourite color red❤❤💙💙
“Ugh! Why isn’t it cutting ing half?”
Zhongs brain: um??? Half
Haha
Ha
me too!!
That why I’m saying
@@YoboyE123, ok!
The cat literally said "I want some" lol
Yeeep
My cat always wants my chips lol
So true🤣
Lol
I have a begal cat to hahaha!!
The cat is like gimme some and me the chips
Bro i used to watch him during quarantine, feels so good coming back ❤❤
Zhong: Why isn't this cutting in half?!
Me: gravity
Hmm yes
Urraka needs to come then
Dye your hair to Green
Yeah
Not green PINK
Zong: I don't have room for my snacks😪
Also Zong: * Eats snacks *
Zhong*
Zhong not Zong
You can clearly see he is pouting while eating them
You should make your hair red
@Amber Tan I accidentally pressed delete when I clicked on the h
Song I like your TH-cam and I'm just liking it subscribing cuz you're the best TH-camr
He opened his snacks I want the snacks I love those chips😢
“Ugh! Why isn’t it cutting in half?”
Zhongs brain and braincells has left the arena.
Edit 1: OMG MY LIKES TY
Edit 2: DUDE ITS NOT THAT GOOD OF A COMMENT ITS LIKE ANY OTHER LOL
They were never there to begin with
@@bbdamos5937 oop-
@@bbdamos5937 true
@@rigolopez5383 lol
Ur name BRUH
When my mom said "not eating your veggies makes you dumb" I think this is the embodiment of those words.
@Pumkinn Piee Can you even understand the JOKE you donut 🍩?
@@rifeoryt2785 You just called dis mans a DONUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Pumkinn Piee r/ihadastroke
@Pumkinn Piee bruh ur dry if ur trying to make this school chill out it’s a mere joke 😪
💙🩵💜🤎🤍🩷❤️🧡💛🖤🩶💚
Don’t be trusting her😂😂
The other one said guys pick purple💜💜💜
This man made the “all Asians are smart” stereotype look like a joke
Lol
Pink
@lj vids are cool wtf does that mean
@Anne Willis your confusing this video with the whole channel
Gfndvfbf
Karen:'my kids are fine'
The kids:
It’s acting I think
@@longnguyenphamminh2591 ik but look at the cringe
@@longnguyenphamminh2591 you can
Lol
Zong what are you doing
Zhongs color hair should be … rainbow 🌈
Can you please do um 😂🎉🎉🎉🎉 can you do blue and pink😊😊
Half the people: * talking about cats and chips *
Me: did some just drip FROM HIS MOUTH?!?
Omg same🤪
Woow are you a youtuber? Im gonna check
Well atm machine im your 3 subscriber😃
@@thedreamteam4872 ok
"dont forget to dye your hair at 4 million sub
Cat: *looks at hair*
He.must do pink
Pink
No purple stupids
He should do pibk
LOL can he do blue? :/
Rainbow 🌈✨ who's with me
Team pink and purple 💕💜
The fact this man is close to 4 mil scares me.
Hell,this MAN scares me.
I don’t know maybe he might be doing something shady or maybe sub botting
Idk i subscribed because it was funny 🤷 so maybe thats why a lot of other people did lol
@@lilyjohnson344 funny?This is funny?This is what comedy is now?Oh well I’ve lost all hope 🤷🏻♂️.
@@theRichestRice7 you need to chill 😂 theres little things that r funny anymore. Just let it be funny if its funny.🤷
@@lilyjohnson344 I understand that we all have our preferences.But come on .Watching a slug go across my backyard could be way funnier😂
“Why isn’t it splitting in half?!”
Is this a joke?
idk but it wasn’t a funny one
Yes
Are you joking?
Ikr
Dye your hair pink
The cat:give me food or I will starve to death
Team Rainbow 🌈 ❤️!!!!!!!!!!!
John is never getting his haircut
“Tell me You’re dumb without telling me you’re dumb”
Him: yes
My brain functions in A way that makes my il lower than others
J
Hey I’m just watching Netflix
I'm a dog meow
The cat: I am hungry. If you don't have room for the chips , give me 😂
Hey Tikki
No I want those chips
True
Meow
@@manhamusu3101 Hi
Team blue and purple 😊
zhong: opens chip*
Kat's cat: "can I have some pls🥺
“how bad is the acting gonna be???”
“Yes.”
"do you want to explain more? No just yes
I think you should dye your hair bright pink
@@SAM_W123 umm…
:/
Blue
“Acting was invented in 1845”
Acting in 1844 ->
Red and white 😍 ♥️ 😋 👌
Bro he literally has 33 million subscribers 😂😂
Ruffles is my favorite
Zong: eww this ramen taste so bad
Me: eats ramen for breakfast lunch and dinner
#relatable
Same
Lol
don’t forget dessert and midnight snack
He was eating ramen ??
Soup just existing:
Zhong: why won’t the soup cut in halllfff? :(
soup can'nt cut in half
@@harrisonwanyoko5146 yea that’s the joke isn’t very funny though
Team blue 🙏🏻
Team purple💜
Him: but I don’t have any room for my snacks!!
:him: starts to eat the hole bag
I thought that two
Ejrktltkdj do fjdjgksjtktksgtkodhroyoy Brooklyn the movie of Coraline
He only ate two doe
You:Tries to spell whole
Also you:spells hole
@@jose06chivas25 you: trying to be funny but in reality: “hey guys why’d the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
him being a full grown adult:
also him listing to her:
me: 👁👄👁
I like your shows you're so so pretty I like all you pick up
I like all you take dogs hopefully you're famous if you're not famous then I don't like your two dogs because I want you to talk and I don't know how many views or blah blah blah but what are your name is
@@gregorywilson1107 what.
Nahhhh bro doesn't know what gravity is
I think he should turn the color whatever the girlfriend wants the color so if the girlfriend wants purple, he has to dye his hair purple but if she wants something else in the song has to change his color😂
ZHONG: EATS SNACKS
CAT: SHAREING IS CAREING
Sharing is caring dude
shareing= sharing
careing= caring
why doesn't anyone have good grammar
❤
Zhong: **opens chips**
The cat: GIMME THE CHIPS!!
The cats name is Tofu! 👍🏼👍🏼
@@Lightstar_Official its not-
@@user-er2ky5fc7b It is they’re saying his name in Videos
@@Lightstar_Official o kk
It isnt tofu tofu is a white cat
Team blue❤❤
Blue 💙🔵💙🔵💙 Blue plissssssssssssssss😊
"Zhong eating soup"
"Zhong:Why isn't it splitting in half?"
"Brain: ._."
No no no...-
Him:Why isn't it cutting in half!?
Her:Just keep going :D
Yo he actually knows but he just is just pretending
This guy : *eating chips*
Cat : "and i *took* that personality.*
Wow the cat took his personality what a dick
And that's how cats became ferocious
@@FatPenguiniscool pppppffhhaaahahaha
Hi name is Zhong
omar
OMAR
People who miss Zhong
Id choose red or orange but red fits his hair
This is the type of person who couldn't figure out how to get off of a broken escalator.
Yh sure
You’re the type of person to make these overdone jokes.
@@ultrab0x tru
@@ultrab0x it's a joke......stop making a big deal about it.
@@tastytreatsdiy5398 but it’s so used to the point where it IS a big deal.
About the hair color
Normal people :✨Pink✨
Me: ✨doo doo green✨
About the hair Color:Pink
Me:Do Platinum or blonde
Hair color probably pink 🤣
Her girlfriend made him eat all😂😂😂😂😂
Rainbow, that would be so funny😂
Zhong:opens chips
Cat: hey u. Got any to share??
When zhong hits 4 million subscribers, make him die his hair pink and purple and blue even the back green also, you got to face paint him as the joker and not take it off for the rest of the month
okay bet pink girl 💀
A few years ago my mother said..
"Study hard or you'll end up dumb and unemployed"
Well now I finally know what she meant by "end up dumb"
Ok oh
Zhong:"eats chips"
Cat:dude i thought you were full?.
Blue color please Zhong😢😂
I want his hair to be cat hair
"If there's no more room I'LL MAKE ROOM!"
Same I will help 🤣
*barfing intensify*
Yeah, How are you going to make room? POOPING
Sameee
The cat: bruh I’m hungry I ain’t got none to eat I want some gimme dat
Yeah bro
𝓗𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓱𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓱𝓮𝓱
Team. Raimboa. 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈and ❤
Girl you're not in charge of me a grown man
Totally not scripted and i totally did not almost had a heart attack watching this
That's a little much man
Its called a joke bro😂
@@anonymous_40 i know i know
@@fieryjp9898 Ok👏
Well it's obviously scripted duh
Zong: why isnt it splitting in half my brain cells: this dude can just slurp up the soup
Blue red
So smart
I want zhong to eat this sancks and have fun
Team half red and half black
Zhong: why is it not cutting
Gravity: are u kidding me!!!
Me: WTF.(BUT I LIKE IT)
Zing birthday bi his friend ♥️
he's so dumb
@@beccam4607 it's a skit-
@@beccam4607 should i say *r/woosh*
I mean all of it it dumb
zhong "ugh why isnt it cutting in half?"
zhongs last brain cell: umm i thin im cutting in half
Maybe the bowl will show when is half beacause i saw it half
Hey I like
PLEASE PINK AND PURPLE!!!
The colour pink when you hit 4 million subscribers song
Him: *opens bag of chips*
Cat: can i have some since u said u didn't have any more room for your chips
Green
Me: mom can i get to see an act?
Mom: no, we have acting at home
Acting at home:
edit:
32 LIKES OMG😭😭😭😭💜
OH SHAT 81 LIKESS IIDJDJDJJJ😭😭❤️
Maybe dark blue and green
45 likes*
@@santigurung6390 what dark blue and green??
71*
81 like
Team pink
When he hits 4 million subscribers, he die his hair pink
“If idiots could fly, tik tok would be the airport.”-wiseman
This isn’t Tik tok it’s just our new bad TH-cam
*The quote is:*
_”if _*_idiots_*_ could fly, TikTok would be an airport”_
@@a.midnight oh yes, my apologies
So true tho