Jean: Did you know everyone knows I like Mikasa!? Me: Well, you didn’t exactly hide it or anything. Jean: Fuck Levi. Me: I dare you to say that in Levi’s face. Jean: I don’t like Marco! Me: I have been alive for 22 years and this is the first time I’ve ever heard so much bullshit in one sentence.
'Who took a shit and didn't wipe their ass' XD I'm still laughing at that part. I think I might vomit because I cannot breath properly and I am swallowing air and burping and I think I might be sick! xd
oi, when is the next episode coming out? i enjoyed listening to this. Maybe because Jean is my favorite character, i don't know. But long story short, it was good.
Jean: Is talking about how he hates Levi-kun Me: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT LEVI LIKE THAT! Why don't you say that to his face. *prepares a presentation* so heres why Levi is a better person than you'll ever be. Jean: Here she goes again...😰
Jean: "Let me tell you about this one guy yeah Levi he is so annoying he walks around like he runs the place just because you got muscles doesn't mean anything shorty a little mighty mouse you nothing Levi nothing nothing man I can't stand people like that." Levi: *Heard everything and comes up behind Jean* "Say that again too my face you little bitch." Jean: *Pisses himself*
I can feel ya man. I can feel ya. Some people are happy that they finished school, but then they need to work and that's the time when you thinks: "I miss school." XD ______________________________________________ Jean: "Would be way more worth living if I can tap that ass you know? Wink-wink Mikasa" XD♥
Jean is a minor and wouldn't be allowed to drink. if Captain Levi caught him, he would be in so much trouble. as a punishment, Captain Levi would make Jean clean his office without the help of the rest of the squad.
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Jean- "connie".....
Connie-"whaaaaaaaaat".
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao- I thought Levi was gonna walk in.
Poor Jean. He needs a hug.
Jean: "comment down belowlowlowlow"
Me: *i though horses went neigh o.o*
Your absolutely right why was there no horse puns JEAN CONNIE I EXPECTED MORE FROM YOU lmao
Jean is me when I used to complain about my old job. Haha. So relatable.
'Who took a shit and didn't wipe their ass' XD OMG William you are literally killing me! I cannot stop listening to that part! *plays back*
Jean: Did you know everyone knows I like Mikasa!?
Me: Well, you didn’t exactly hide it or anything.
Jean: Fuck Levi.
Me: I dare you to say that in Levi’s face.
Jean: I don’t like Marco!
Me: I have been alive for 22 years and this is the first time I’ve ever heard so much bullshit in one sentence.
I guess you could say Marco only met half of Jeans expectations
Audree Chan why you do this? T~T
Why you do Marco like this man/women T~T
PLEASE NO-
💀💀💀
The way my jaw dropped-
*clapping throughout the video* PREACH!!
A rant about life...? Feel like that would be a 10/10 must watch
Jean:Sasha only cares about food!!Me: I do too!!!honestly who needs people and Titans when you have food!!
Yes. This needs to continue
"Maybe I should be gay..." I'm using this line. Dunno where or how, But I am!
3:15 I STARE because I CARE!
and cause you're a beautiful Stalin
"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY FACE" I like your face
Jean:your nothing Levi
Me:oh no he didn't
Y/n:he fucking did
I mean, I couldn't get a job even if my life depended on it.
*So I think I'm good xD.*
0:30
"The Survey Corpse, let me tell, mmm, let me tell you.
Jean picks on Connie like Levi picks on Eren - MORE RANTS PLEASE - MORE MORE MORE THATS HOW I LIKE IT ^^
Jean is me complaining during a family gathering to extended family
OHMYGOD I NEED MOREEEEEE
*and more Levi please ;)*
'Who took a shit and didn't wipe their ass' XD I'm still laughing at that part. I think I might vomit because I cannot breath properly and I am swallowing air and burping and I think I might be sick! xd
He called Levi 'Mighty Mouse'.
I'm wheezing
Jean: Do you WORK¿!? Me:DON'T ASK IM LAZY AF
HORSIE😂😂😂
Jean: CONNIE!
Connie: WHATTT
Me: Stop 45× **Push Jean and Connie**
Just keeps going after Connie lol
If this were a show, I’d watch it every Sunday.
Kuzuki Sensei SAME
Here here.
It needs a good team song doo XD
Same
LMAO SAME 😭😭💀💀💀😂😂😂
JEAN STOP MAKING ME STRAIGHT
And I agree with you about Levi, dude.
The dislike is from Connie💀🤚🏻
So true
0:13 he got to go to work work work work work work work😁
Fifth harmony ayye
Yey its horse-face! My favourite character XD
connie be like: heart ❤️been broke 💔 so many times ⏰ i i don’t 🤷♀️know what to believe 💭 yeah 👍 mama 👩🏾 said it’s my fault 👎🏿
This is......... bootiful.
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS ITS BEAUTIFUL
By the way Jean, I stare at ur face 'cause u cute no cap
My stomach hurts from laughing so much and you did this to meh Jean omg
I legit laughed till he started insulting my Levi. Oi! Levi is off-limits,as in dont-go-there territory Horseface
This video was seriously awesome will
Oh my gosh HAHAHAHA Jean is sooo drunk HAHAHAHA
You're sooo gonna get it if Levi heard you or know about the stuffs you said about him, Jean HAHAHAHA
you're so right Levi will so get wind of it and Jean will get a Levi-style education
I have a job so I know how you feel anyway just keep ranting is funnny
Every hour, ten or more hurtful words or actions are bring thrown at Connie. Stop the Connie abuse by calling 1-800-CONNIESUPPORT
*lol*
#CONNIESUPPORT
I will. I support connies
Rant about Levi and Eren even moreeeee and then Levi hears~ :3
Jean: life would be more worth living if I could tap that ass *cough* *mikasa*
me: It’s OK Jean you’ll be fine if someone like someone else you have to MoveOn
oi, when is the next episode coming out? i enjoyed listening to this. Maybe because Jean is my favorite character, i don't know. But long story short, it was good.
I feel so bad for Connie 😂😂
most of Levi's muscle is in his *****
Lady Lilium wowowowowow.........my boyfriends name is Levi
And I can totally agree with that statment
I need a part 2
Also I need more jean and connie x listeners please
RIP connie
ME AND MY FRIENDS LISTENED TO THIS IN A VC AND WE WERE DYING WE NEED PART TWOO
4:10
That one dislike is from eren
I want jen to talk about Connie XD
WHEEZING AND CRYING LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN OH BOY. I MEAN JEAN BOY
Jean: Is talking about how he hates Levi-kun
Me: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT LEVI LIKE THAT! Why don't you say that to his face. *prepares a presentation* so heres why Levi is a better person than you'll ever be.
Jean: Here she goes again...😰
Better yet. Lets give Horseface a Levi-style education
Omg 😱😱😱😱it’s Levi oh no wait it’s just Jean.....
....?
Me: ummm
Jean : * taking something *
*listens to start*~with earphones
*Laughs hesterically like a maniac*
My mum : "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MANIAC!"
Me : "NEVER!!"
Yyeeeess make more😂😂😂
I love this!
Me chilling in my mikasa cosplay: welp that bridge looks very nice I wonder if I jump off I get the sweet release of death
Mika is shit in the show. Jean will lose interest in her right before Marco‘s death and after that will win heart of Marco‘s lady
Jean!! Your 15!? Your not allow to drink!? 😂😂
Doubt they care since they could die any day now😂😂
I love this!! 😂😂😂😂
Rant about Titans, I guess?
Jesus, I laugh so hard 😆😆😆 Thanks for the laughs my dude 💙
When Jean was talking about "tapping that ass", we all know he ain't talking about Mikasa...
can we get more of this, as well as with other characters like Mikasa i feel like she would roast the shit out of everyone
We need another episode!!!
*"bitch.."*
XD
OH MY GOD WHAHAHA I LOVE THIS
Jean: "Let me tell you about this one guy yeah Levi he is so annoying he walks around like he runs the place just because you got muscles doesn't mean anything shorty a little mighty mouse you nothing Levi nothing nothing man I can't stand people like that."
Levi: *Heard everything and comes up behind Jean* "Say that again too my face you little bitch."
Jean: *Pisses himself*
I can feel ya man. I can feel ya. Some people are happy that they finished school, but then they need to work and that's the time when you thinks: "I miss school." XD
______________________________________________
Jean: "Would be way more worth living if I can tap that ass you know? Wink-wink Mikasa" XD♥
YES MORE RanTSS
I mean Connie
Connie: WHATT
I FEEL BAD FOR CONNIE THO- 👁️💧👄💧👁️
Wait.. Is this markiplier..?
*illuminati confirmed music*
6 years later
Where's the part 2!?!?
If I walked In:
Me: 👁️👄👁️ wtf
Yes I'll like to sigh up for this comedy club,
Make one of cldrunk Levi ranting 😂😂 pls!
I’m supposed to be sleeping, instead I’m laughing so hard
Poor connie he needs a hug
😂 this is so funny 🤣
Poor connie🤣
*I'm sorry he lost me at "dog shit"* 💀
I love this so much lol 😂
Poor Connie lmao
The one dislike is from Connie
at least you aren't a freak and at least you can control your pow--oh yeah YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
Omg Jean stop
Whsjalddn when will you do more of thissssss xD
Jean is a minor and wouldn't be allowed to drink. if Captain Levi caught him, he would be in so much trouble. as a punishment, Captain Levi would make Jean clean his office without the help of the rest of the squad.
Someone give this horsie a carrot or some sugar cubes.
Omg I love this so much XDDDDDD
Khm, Jean is pissed-
Rant about Mikasa.
Please.
Please make more....
Why won’t it play anymore 😃⁉️
*wheeze*
HOLY SHIT
2 years old..😟
Lmao favorite