I know this is uploading the day after Halloween but hopefully it's still a welcome spooky treat! Which SCP was your favorite? Let me know in the comments! (Mine is definitely SCP-3205). Leave a like and subscribe if you enjoyed, it really helps a lot! Check out my other stuff too if you're interested. Happy Halloween and thanks for watching!
Gonna elaborate on the 6340 editing note! Neutralized in SCP terms does mean destroyed. So yeah, 6340-1 was another Sturer Emil destroyed prior to SCP containment. and had a soul similarly to 6340-2. WE DEMAND PANZERMADELS PLAYTHROUGH ETA
Tonight on Top Gear! T-55 gets PTSD violent french nationalism mark IV turns rascist panzer 4 goes on vacation to syria Emil misses his brother :( Jumbo needs an exorcism and SCP article turns into fan fiction
Today...on bottom belt Soviet tank haunted by an event in 1989 The French Hanmond gets called cracker by a mark IV Carkson and a Panzerkampfwagen IV somehow get to the middle east I console a deppressed Sherman Hanmod sees a emil that is lonely And we get to see what hell really looks like
@@Interweblurker man Top gear and the grand tour were peak Until the main three girls t fired from top gear and stoped making episodes on the grand tour
So to comment on 6340, of the 2 sturer emils that were produced, only 1 survived the war. 'Max' was destroyed/abandoned due to persistent mechanical issues, while 'Moritz' survived the war and is now in Kubinka
@@markolysynchuk5264 actually there were 4 VK.30.01 (H) tanks built (of which only the first one recieved a turret), and two of the chassis were modified into the emil's
The idea that the panzer 4 was around during the battle of berlin wouldnt be too far stretched when you consider the scp can alter history so that it is there during the historical event.
@@Iamwtfboi i doubt it on the russian side. The scp that had the form of a panzer 4 got captured by the russians and used by them in the battle of berlin. I made the argument that it can alter history atleast to the point its involved in certain events. (Like it is stated in the wiki)
While the Char 2C was built closer to WW1, it saw much more "use" during WW2 as propaganda icons, with a few examples even being uparmored to stand against the more powerful guns of the era. All 10 built 2Cs were put into their own units but were never actually properly deployed to fight. Instead, pretty much all of them were scuttled to prevent capture. When the Germans found them, they used a few of them as target practice and claimed that German dive bombers were responsible for their destruction. One 2C was still captured intact by the Germans and taken back to Berlin as a war trophy. This tank was named Champagne and actually seemingly disappeared in 1948. It's my headcanon that Champagne is SCP-3390, which would explain why it has a more WW2 focused behavior.
From what i heard is that champagne is most likely stored in kublika russia somewhere in the back as there are no records of the tank getting crapped and the ussr had records for scrapping some mark-V tank so they would make one for champagne as well
Hello I'm the author of SCP-6188 and SCP-6340 (alongside a bunch of other articles) Regarding 6188's images not being correct, this is due to the licensing imposed by the SCP wiki for using images Since there were no CC-compliant images of a 76 Jumbo that i could find, i decided to use a regular sherman image since images are more there to help the reader get an idea then being 100% what the SCP looks like SCP-6340 is heavily tied to the real story of the two real Sturer Emils, which I heavily suggest to look into as it is quite interesting Thanks a lot for looking at my articles nonetheless, especially as 6340 needs more love ^^
You probably know this Eta, but during 1956 the Hungarian Revolution occured. Soviet T-54's were present, yes, but not T-55's. - Here's where this might matter. It is known that during early T-55 Production, some of the better conditioned T-54's were sent for refurbishment and what many would consider building a good frame into a different tank. Therefore, it's possible that this T-55 could have once been a T-54. T-54-1/2's were deployed 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 to the Czechoslovakian Uprising of 1948 to see how they would do in urban scenario's (If the old Post-Soviet Archives still even have those papers left, I saw them back in 2013 and snapped photo's before being deported back to New Zealand... Russian Archives for you.)... and you wanna know something? Kharkiv built T-54-1/2's were among the first to be rebuilt into T-55 Prototypes's (More so just T-54's mated to experimental tech that would be common on the T-55.) during that early delayed production panic. These Hybrid T-54/55 Prototypes were used in the Hungarian Revolution of 1956, and further into the Polish Uprisings of which we all know there were several. - Then later into the 1960's. Then fully converted over into T-55 Main Battle Tanks during '59 or '60: several T-55's in pictures have the hull machine gun still in the same position as early T-54's, even though the base T-55 had no hull mounted machine gun due to it being a weak spot for enemy armour piercing, notably the 105 British. It is a very real possibility that SCP-516 was once a T-54-2 (Or perhaps '54-1) that by some way shape or form gained sentience, perhaps during it's refurbishment and reconstruction in 1959 /1960. - Or maybe even during the 1948 Uprising. It's entirely possible the spirit of that tank doesn't fire on unarmed civilian's, because in both '48 and '56, T-54's fired 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘙𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘳𝘮𝘺 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴. Perhaps it's haunted by what is was forced to do and refused to harm innocent people with it's D-10 ever again, plagued by the images of people blown to pieces, crying for their friends and family who never came to save them. - But hey, that's just me rambling, right? Edit: Thank you for the heart my good sir, may the blessed Panzer Of The Lake bestow wisdom upon thee. Edit 2: Updated 'T-54-1' to 'T-54-2', the '54-1 was 1947(?)... again, might be wrong, but it would fit production records from Kharkiv and Chelyabinsk / Tankograd. Edit 3: I have inadvertently destroyed my Military Decoration by editing this document, as according to Intelligence Officer [EXPUNGED] [EXPUNGED] with the Ministry for [EXPUNGED] Warfare. - I shall now suffer the wrath of the Tetrarch Of The Rhine. Edit 4: I have reconvened the Intelligence Team I work with, and corrected several inaccuracies.
53:21 ETA…. Bro… go outside and find some real maidens Edit: you’ve gotta stream panzer maidens, for the exclusive reason to make fun of you and all your decisions
The short story "UHEC" is another SCP thing with a heavy focus on tanks, specifically, the Ghost of Michael Wittman possessing several thousand tons of Russian surplus, forming it into a P1000 Ratte, and eventually being punched out by a giant mecha built and operated by the Global Occult Coalition (think SCP Foundation but far more willing to destroy or employ SCPs, formed as a successor to the Allied Occult powers during WW2 in the same way the UN was a continuation of the Allied Powers). Its definitely worth a read.
Some more dark Background: The Sturer Emils irl, or rather the only two that saw combat, were called Max and Moritz. Such are the names of two children in a story about them. They are two boys only causing trouble and annoying others, but on their 7th prank theyre caught and shredded to duck food, consumed by the windmill-operators ducks. Yeah. perhaps there's a correlation.
51:20 imagine succeeding top of your class and being the most intelligent in your grade. But once you finally get invited into the SCP foundation, This is what you’re studying.
18:16 scariest real life tank The T90A It will stalk its prey (probably nato forces) And look at them with its glowing red eyes in the dark making its prey scatter the tank attacks
The SCP foundation also operates modern battle tanks with modern anti anomaly rounds (made of some type of material with anti anomalous properties) so those doing nothing but cosmetic damage to a seemingly normal-ish B1 hull is even scarier.
An Abrams, T-90, homebrew SCP Foundation XMBT and Leo-2 all opening fire on a B1 and nonpenning/bouncing would scare the shit out of me lmao "WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!" "gentlemen? *run."* *right behind you intensifies*
I remember that there was this SCP that was a sinkhole(?) that transports people to a place where it is filled with various tanks(?) and vehicles. Can't find the SCP article for it though which is a bummer. I think what made it memorable was it had a Vietnam War tank in the dimension. Also it feels like i watched this last year rather than a month ago
There was also a *whole fan-segment where some lady in a mech fought a P-1000 Ratte driven by the GHOST OF MICHAEL WHITTMAN.* also i'm pissed someone hasn't made an SCP and Mirny-13 crossover or White Tiger X SCP crossover yet like BRUH IT WOULD GO *SO* WELL
Apparently the 3743 featured in this video has been entirely scrubbed from the wiki and replaced with an article about a portal to Elysium in the 22 hours since this video was uploaded.
Here's some interesting backstory I came up with for the SCP-802 : The SCP-802 was an unfinished prototype for the Char B-1, hence the lack of turret and dysfunctional main gun. The SCP likely evaded capture during World War 2 and hid in the ruins of the buildings in the village. Now, during present day, it roams the desolate village clinging to any memories of the war years like sacred artifacts and displaying its nationalism by playing French music from its time period.
What if for SCP-802, could you possibly repair and be safe from it if you are dressed at French soldier from WW1 OR WW2? It could work because it is still bravely guarding the area it was ordered to, so who's to say that it it isn't loyal to the French army?
SCP-125-FR is so funny. I was caught offguard by the recommendation to not speak German in its presence. No one expects a tank to be racist. And SCP-3743 being Panzermaidens is beautiful.
IS2 being the ww2 average scary tank I mean a is 2 is feared due to its firepower and armour and *stalinium* so kinda make sense other tanks are scared of it
I dont think it makes sense that the SCP Foundation would just shoot at an SCP to "See if it dies", they would only do that to SCP's that are actively dangerous
these scp's be like: 516: "you cant make me do crimes i will kill you if you do i refuse to do evil deeds" 802: "get out of my spot im trying to patrol go away >:( also i play music too" 3390: "hon hon hon french is best country hon hon hon" 125-FR: "i will kill anyone who speaks german or attempts to damage me so dont mess with me" 3205: "I CAN DO ANYTHING >8D" 6340: "i miss my brother :(" 3188: "if u get inside i will take you to tank factory with a weird light guy who kills people" 3743: tank school but the students are tanks and one of them is a killer IS-2
Perhaps the "Living Metal" Panzer is a reference to the T-III, a Russian Captured Panzer III J painted typical Russian Tank green with red stars and soviet insignia. It was only used up to 1943 because of the inefficient gun penetration and limited ammo, and promptly scrapped.
About scp-125-FR, the scp wiki has branches for other languages, the -FR indicates that it was the french language branches scp-125, which has then been translated
What a legend! As a guy who likes military history, tanks and SCP stuff, I love ur channel and this video. Good luck on ur channel (also here's my sub and like :] )
46:38 the sturer emils were named after the childrens book "max and moritz" which is about two children troublemakers that get ground up in a mill and eaten by ducks in the end. I suspect that the childrens voices intend to represent the dead max and moritz from that story. ps: they had it coming
With scp 802 they say its turret is gone and hull armaments are not functional, it doesn't mean it can't shoot, imagine passing through a french village and the rear of your car gets hit by an APHE at random
46:12 Yes "Neutralized" is a object classification (like Safe, Euclid, and Keter), one of the more "rare" ones it essentially means the object's anomalous property/s be it just something like a spray can running out of the spray, it just stops working, or is of course, destroyed. this does NOT include ones that are no longer anomalous due to being researched enough to understand, that is a "Explained" class
22:25 10 2C were built, 9 were saboted by their crew in 1940 to prevent capture, the 10th was captured by the german and was exposed in berlin and disapeared in 1948, if its stiil existing its probly somewhere in kunbinka
Feed it some crossants. If not you can turn a baguette into a high explosive squash head round to cause internal spalling across a large area with your 105mm rifled gun emplacement
Awesome vid! I'm somewhat of an SCP fan myself and i had read the two first tank related scps you've shown, and it was pretty cool to learn about the other ones, with some extra tank nerd context from you sprinkled it for fun!
Been waiting for your next upload love the content man best tank enthusiast out there favorite from the video is Scp-516 I agree its cool as hell having the thought that the tank is intelligent and it being treated like a alive creature that's dangerous
Love the video! Once again, I give out really niche information about somewhat unpopular and unknown tanks, this time because I got really into French interwar tanks after reading Hunnicutt's stuff on French-American similarities (normally I just care about Shermans and Pershings lol). Anyway, the Char 2C tank depicted in 3390 would actually be historically inaccurate (unless there's an in-universe explanation for its anachronistic date of manufacture), with no Char 2Cs being manufactured in 1919. Instead, ten models were produced in 1921, and the Char 2C "Normandie" (previously designated "Lorraine"; this tank was the flagship model of the Char 2C lineage, uparmored in 1939 to combat improved German weaponry) and "Champagne" (AKA the "Char 2C 'Bis'", was an upgunned 155mm howitzer variant, modified in 1926, and returned to its previous state in 1934) came even later. Also, the Char 2C probably wouldn't be able to catch up to human beings if they ran quickly, although the shear weight of the vehicle definitely could crush a BMW lol Anyway, that's all my lil' French knowledge :3 thank you for the video!
Of all the French tanks, only one of them not being racist is admittedly quite an achievement, but it's still very french Now, regarding the intro... this is the closest thing we'll ever have to an Eta homeless RP [ASMR]
Fun fact: the tank got it's name from the British during World War 1. On documents they were labeled tanks so any enemy intelligence would believe them to be liquid storage devices and therefore low importance
Every time I see you post a video your pfp always makes me feel like i’ve seen it somewhere before. I was scrolling through some pictures of me and my buddies in middle school when I saw the exact same vehicle pop up. Stuart tank from the AAF Tank museum in Danville Va.
I think the French defeat was a sum of Outdated Doctrine as "It worked last time, why bother changing?" and War Propaganda from both the Allies and the Axis side.
If anyone makes your slender clone there needs to be caches of french APD mines, LRAC F1 reloadable AT, APILAS singke shot AT and a mix of fixed Milan and ERIX ATGM emplacements to scare it off (you cant kill it but you can deter it) Edit: the anomaly is its an existing char 2C, the fact its haunted is just another aspect they found out later :D
my theory on 3390: The 2Cs were destroyed by french troops so the germans would not get them. but then there was one discovered intact. "Its gotta be special that they didnt destroy it too" and the foundation took it as a Potential Anomaly.
The "cheese eating surrender monkeys" thing was a line taken from The Simpsons. The outrageous Scottish janitor (who I forget the name of off the top of my head, sadly) calls the French that in like... one scene, and that just exploded as a meme and is somewhat of a catalyst for a lot of the French surrender/coward stereotypes, to my knowledge.
well the reason why there is SCP not SCP*D* is due to the fact theres anomalies that are classified as Apollyon, entities that are best kept UNDISTURBED or DORMANT.
Maybe the crew of the Char B1 had some family or personal history in World War One and where born in the town but it was abandoned and they missed their home town and friends and so they roam the area of the town as their tank from the invasion of France
10 Char 2Cs were manufactured then put into storage, they were then reactivated and refitted for WW2 and the defence of France, at some point they broke down on their transport trains on route to the frontline, withe the Germans close the crews decided to set charges so they wouldn't fall in to German hands, all charges went off except for 1, the tank's name was Champagne, she was captured and taken to Berlin as a trophy and after the Battle for Berlin, she disappeared, so we don't where she is, Lazerpig has an excellent video on it
I know this is uploading the day after Halloween but hopefully it's still a welcome spooky treat! Which SCP was your favorite? Let me know in the comments! (Mine is definitely SCP-3205).
Leave a like and subscribe if you enjoyed, it really helps a lot! Check out my other stuff too if you're interested. Happy Halloween and thanks for watching!
Did you have a happy Halloween Eta?
why is the upload late are you stupid?
It’s still the 31st in Alaska which means it’s still Halloween in the USA let’s fucking go
Gonna elaborate on the 6340 editing note! Neutralized in SCP terms does mean destroyed. So yeah, 6340-1 was another Sturer Emil destroyed prior to SCP containment. and had a soul similarly to 6340-2. WE DEMAND PANZERMADELS PLAYTHROUGH ETA
fyi sapience is different from sentience a dog is sapient a human is sentient
Tonight on Top Gear!
T-55 gets PTSD
violent french nationalism
mark IV turns rascist
panzer 4 goes on vacation to syria
Emil misses his brother :(
Jumbo needs an exorcism
and SCP article turns into fan fiction
underated comment!
This is a great summary of this video
Tonight.....on Bottom Tier!
Today...on bottom belt
Soviet tank haunted by an event in 1989
The French
Hanmond gets called cracker by a mark IV
Carkson and a Panzerkampfwagen IV somehow get to the middle east
I console a deppressed Sherman
Hanmod sees a emil that is lonely
And we get to see what hell really looks like
@@Interweblurker man Top gear and the grand tour were peak
Until the main three girls t fired from top gear and stoped making episodes on the grand tour
So to comment on 6340, of the 2 sturer emils that were produced, only 1 survived the war. 'Max' was destroyed/abandoned due to persistent mechanical issues, while 'Moritz' survived the war and is now in Kubinka
To add they're probably the same VK 30.01 (H) since they would be funny converted to the Emils
@@yi_hou3092 Sturer Emils were built from ground up, not converted from existing VK.30.01 (H). As far as I know, no VK.30.01 (H) were built
@@markolysynchuk5264 actually there were 4 VK.30.01 (H) tanks built (of which only the first one recieved a turret), and two of the chassis were modified into the emil's
The idea that the panzer 4 was around during the battle of berlin wouldnt be too far stretched when you consider the scp can alter history so that it is there during the historical event.
Really good point!
Wait, were there no panzer 4s during the BoB???? Not even 1?
@I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn right? I find that so hard to believe, there's no way there weren't any, I'm going to look into this
@@Iamwtfboi I can believe it, Sources seem to indicate that the Germans leaned more on Panthers and Tiger II's in that regard.
@@Iamwtfboi
i doubt it on the russian side.
The scp that had the form of a panzer 4 got captured by the russians and used by them in the battle of berlin.
I made the argument that it can alter history atleast to the point its involved in certain events. (Like it is stated in the wiki)
I was not expecting tank racism from this video.
While the Char 2C was built closer to WW1, it saw much more "use" during WW2 as propaganda icons, with a few examples even being uparmored to stand against the more powerful guns of the era. All 10 built 2Cs were put into their own units but were never actually properly deployed to fight. Instead, pretty much all of them were scuttled to prevent capture. When the Germans found them, they used a few of them as target practice and claimed that German dive bombers were responsible for their destruction. One 2C was still captured intact by the Germans and taken back to Berlin as a war trophy. This tank was named Champagne and actually seemingly disappeared in 1948. It's my headcanon that Champagne is SCP-3390, which would explain why it has a more WW2 focused behavior.
From what i heard is that champagne is most likely stored in kublika russia somewhere in the back as there are no records of the tank getting crapped and the ussr had records for scrapping some mark-V tank so they would make one for champagne as well
The scariest thing this Halloween is the fact that this isn't the IS-7 video
What’s the IS-7 video?
tonight on top gear James gives a t55 a moral choice Hammond speaks German near a mark4 and Clarkson gets stalked by a char b1
Hello I'm the author of SCP-6188 and SCP-6340 (alongside a bunch of other articles) Regarding 6188's images not being correct, this is due to the licensing imposed by the SCP wiki for using images
Since there were no CC-compliant images of a 76 Jumbo that i could find, i decided to use a regular sherman image since images are more there to help the reader get an idea then being 100% what the SCP looks like
SCP-6340 is heavily tied to the real story of the two real Sturer Emils, which I heavily suggest to look into as it is quite interesting
Thanks a lot for looking at my articles nonetheless, especially as 6340 needs more love ^^
I have never clicked on an Eta video so damn fast, tanks AND SCP, both my stupid interests.
Same.
Same 2.
Bet you ass is dry and starved for more content like tjis
Add War Transformers and Real Steel to that and there's me
@@Darkel45hell yeah brother
You probably know this Eta, but during 1956 the Hungarian Revolution occured.
Soviet T-54's were present, yes, but not T-55's. - Here's where this might matter.
It is known that during early T-55 Production, some of the better conditioned T-54's were sent for refurbishment and what many would consider building a good frame into a different tank.
Therefore, it's possible that this T-55 could have once been a T-54.
T-54-1/2's were deployed 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 to the Czechoslovakian Uprising of 1948 to see how they would do in urban scenario's (If the old Post-Soviet Archives still even have those papers left, I saw them back in 2013 and snapped photo's before being deported back to New Zealand... Russian Archives for you.)... and you wanna know something?
Kharkiv built T-54-1/2's were among the first to be rebuilt into T-55 Prototypes's (More so just T-54's mated to experimental tech that would be common on the T-55.) during that early delayed production panic.
These Hybrid T-54/55 Prototypes were used in the Hungarian Revolution of 1956, and further into the Polish Uprisings of which we all know there were several. - Then later into the 1960's.
Then fully converted over into T-55 Main Battle Tanks during '59 or '60: several T-55's in pictures have the hull machine gun still in the same position as early T-54's, even though the base T-55 had no hull mounted machine gun due to it being a weak spot for enemy armour piercing, notably the 105 British.
It is a very real possibility that SCP-516 was once a T-54-2 (Or perhaps '54-1) that by some way shape or form gained sentience, perhaps during it's refurbishment and reconstruction in 1959 /1960. - Or maybe even during the 1948 Uprising.
It's entirely possible the spirit of that tank doesn't fire on unarmed civilian's, because in both '48 and '56, T-54's fired 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘙𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘳𝘮𝘺 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴.
Perhaps it's haunted by what is was forced to do and refused to harm innocent people with it's D-10 ever again, plagued by the images of people blown to pieces, crying for their friends and family who never came to save them. - But hey, that's just me rambling, right?
Edit: Thank you for the heart my good sir, may the blessed Panzer Of The Lake bestow wisdom upon thee.
Edit 2: Updated 'T-54-1' to 'T-54-2', the '54-1 was 1947(?)... again, might be wrong, but it would fit production records from Kharkiv and Chelyabinsk / Tankograd.
Edit 3: I have inadvertently destroyed my Military Decoration by editing this document, as according to Intelligence Officer [EXPUNGED] [EXPUNGED] with the Ministry for [EXPUNGED] Warfare. - I shall now suffer the wrath of the Tetrarch Of The Rhine.
Edit 4: I have reconvened the Intelligence Team I work with, and corrected several inaccuracies.
Hold up, he may have a good point...
Heart gets removed when you edit.
Damn, if only the SCP article's author could confirm it, it would make for some amazing lore
Iron heart with a soul
W T-55... what a tank it is!!!
53:21
ETA…. Bro… go outside and find some real maidens
Edit: you’ve gotta stream panzer maidens, for the exclusive reason to make fun of you and all your decisions
what makes SCP-3390 even funnier is the fact that the char 2C is extremely slow, so the guards were just staring as it slowly ran them over
The short story "UHEC" is another SCP thing with a heavy focus on tanks, specifically, the Ghost of Michael Wittman possessing several thousand tons of Russian surplus, forming it into a P1000 Ratte, and eventually being punched out by a giant mecha built and operated by the Global Occult Coalition (think SCP Foundation but far more willing to destroy or employ SCPs, formed as a successor to the Allied Occult powers during WW2 in the same way the UN was a continuation of the Allied Powers).
Its definitely worth a read.
The most details being poured on a racist brits is crazy
Some more dark Background: The Sturer Emils irl, or rather the only two that saw combat, were called Max and Moritz. Such are the names of two children in a story about them. They are two boys only causing trouble and annoying others, but on their 7th prank theyre caught and shredded to duck food, consumed by the windmill-operators ducks. Yeah. perhaps there's a correlation.
I swear i had a dream where you made a Panzermaiden video i am 100% i watched you or someone exactly like you.
btw ross rifle when
probably was coneofarc
The only guy ik who has a panzermaidens series is the now community manager (engl) for war thunder MikeGoesBoom
Check ot out maybe
51:20 imagine succeeding top of your class and being the most intelligent in your grade. But once you finally get invited into the SCP foundation, This is what you’re studying.
18:16 scariest real life tank
The
T90A
It will stalk its prey (probably nato forces)
And look at them with its glowing red eyes in the dark making its prey scatter the tank attacks
"I brought out too many guns and I don't have money to rent." Is the most american thing I've ever heard on my life kkjzjzkz
The SCP foundation also operates modern battle tanks with modern anti anomaly rounds (made of some type of material with anti anomalous properties) so those doing nothing but cosmetic damage to a seemingly normal-ish B1 hull is even scarier.
Then again, that's just warthunder logic
An Abrams, T-90, homebrew SCP Foundation XMBT and Leo-2 all opening fire on a B1 and nonpenning/bouncing would scare the shit out of me lmao
"WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!"
"gentlemen? *run."*
*right behind you intensifies*
53:56 Not the dang BOB SEMPLE!
I remember that there was this SCP that was a sinkhole(?) that transports people to a place where it is filled with various tanks(?) and vehicles.
Can't find the SCP article for it though which is a bummer.
I think what made it memorable was it had a Vietnam War tank in the dimension.
Also it feels like i watched this last year rather than a month ago
I wouldnt mind a Char B1 flirting with me
There was also a *whole fan-segment where some lady in a mech fought a P-1000 Ratte driven by the GHOST OF MICHAEL WHITTMAN.*
also i'm pissed someone hasn't made an SCP and Mirny-13 crossover or White Tiger X SCP crossover yet like BRUH IT WOULD GO *SO* WELL
Why don't you do it?
@@Servo_M because i'm shit at writing 💀
@@ratte6090 LOL!
Apparently the 3743 featured in this video has been entirely scrubbed from the wiki and replaced with an article about a portal to Elysium in the 22 hours since this video was uploaded.
Here's some interesting backstory I came up with for the SCP-802 :
The SCP-802 was an unfinished prototype for the Char B-1, hence the lack of turret and dysfunctional main gun. The SCP likely evaded capture during World War 2 and hid in the ruins of the buildings in the village. Now, during present day, it roams the desolate village clinging to any memories of the war years like sacred artifacts and displaying its nationalism by playing French music from its time period.
What if for SCP-802, could you possibly repair and be safe from it if you are dressed at French soldier from WW1 OR WW2? It could work because it is still bravely guarding the area it was ordered to, so who's to say that it it isn't loyal to the French army?
SCP-125-FR is so funny. I was caught offguard by the recommendation to not speak German in its presence. No one expects a tank to be racist.
And SCP-3743 being Panzermaidens is beautiful.
IS2 being the ww2 average scary tank
I mean a is 2 is feared due to its firepower and armour and *stalinium* so kinda make sense other tanks are scared of it
This needs to be an annual tradition.
That Mark-5 is a real life Warhammer 40k dreadnought. Large and racist
Very spooky...
Also I 100% support the idea of you telling scary tank stories.
God.. The fact someone else who knows about panzermadels. Thank you Eta.
We have been cursed with this knowldge
@eta320 bearers of the curse fr.
Didn't many a true nerd do a video on it years ago. Only remember because someone animated it
I dont think it makes sense that the SCP Foundation would just shoot at an SCP to "See if it dies", they would only do that to SCP's that are actively dangerous
these scp's be like:
516: "you cant make me do crimes i will kill you if you do i refuse to do evil deeds"
802: "get out of my spot im trying to patrol go away >:( also i play music too"
3390: "hon hon hon french is best country hon hon hon"
125-FR: "i will kill anyone who speaks german or attempts to damage me so dont mess with me"
3205: "I CAN DO ANYTHING >8D"
6340: "i miss my brother :("
3188: "if u get inside i will take you to tank factory with a weird light guy who kills people"
3743: tank school but the students are tanks and one of them is a killer IS-2
18:37 looking away to see if the B1 is stalking you
16:49 GOC: hello there
ALRIGHT ETA.Your a strange person,how did you know that? Panzermaidens? Your search history is wild
Eta, Eta, Eta... Nobody is sinless, and though you're forgiven this time, it was gross
What is bro talking about?
The thing
Perhaps the "Living Metal" Panzer is a reference to the T-III, a Russian Captured Panzer III J painted typical Russian Tank green with red stars and soviet insignia. It was only used up to 1943 because of the inefficient gun penetration and limited ammo, and promptly scrapped.
im playing more warthunder and elusively using the IS-2 and NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME
16:50 tank nerds inventing the Global Occult Coalition for the 114th time:
About scp-125-FR, the scp wiki has branches for other languages, the -FR indicates that it was the french language branches scp-125, which has then been translated
What a legend! As a guy who likes military history, tanks and SCP stuff, I love ur channel and this video. Good luck on ur channel (also here's my sub and like :] )
46:38 the sturer emils were named after the childrens book "max and moritz" which is about two children troublemakers that get ground up in a mill and eaten by ducks in the end. I suspect that the childrens voices intend to represent the dead max and moritz from that story.
ps: they had it coming
I never noticed the wojtek poster in the back
With scp 802 they say its turret is gone and hull armaments are not functional, it doesn't mean it can't shoot, imagine passing through a french village and the rear of your car gets hit by an APHE at random
The Return of the King
46:12
Yes "Neutralized" is a object classification (like Safe, Euclid, and Keter), one of the more "rare" ones it essentially means the object's anomalous property/s be it just something like a spray can running out of the spray, it just stops working, or is of course, destroyed. this does NOT include ones that are no longer anomalous due to being researched enough to understand, that is a "Explained" class
getting flirted by a tank is crazy
"I love these racist haunted tanks" NEEDS to be on a shirt! (Or a patch, that would probably be better)
Potentially SCP-802 got its WW1 influence from its former crew who would have been either growing up or potentially even severed during WW1.
what if it had a past life as a ww1 tank that was destroyed? perhaps thats another theory?
silly silly tank man it is November i can never forgive you for this terrible crime
22:25 10 2C were built, 9 were saboted by their crew in 1940 to prevent capture, the 10th was captured by the german and was exposed in berlin and disapeared in 1948, if its stiil existing its probly somewhere in kunbinka
Very very the spook. Good Job Eta!
Holy tank, it's actually a terrifying idea of a ww1 french tank stalking you.
SPOOKY 😢😢😢
Feed it some crossants.
If not you can turn a baguette into a high explosive squash head round to cause internal spalling across a large area with your 105mm rifled gun emplacement
@@cideltacommand7169But what if it bounces off the tank’s roof?
I saw the Mark IV male tank in the museum of brussels just this halloween and I spoke german(I was an austrian tourist) and nothing happened
perhaps it took a liking to you?
@pilotbug6100 yes maybe but my dad called it a bad tank so yeah
Awesome vid! I'm somewhat of an SCP fan myself and i had read the two first tank related scps you've shown, and it was pretty cool to learn about the other ones, with some extra tank nerd context from you sprinkled it for fun!
Been waiting for your next upload love the content man best tank enthusiast out there favorite from the video is Scp-516 I agree its cool as hell having the thought that the tank is intelligent and it being treated like a alive creature that's dangerous
My headcanon on how the tanks in SCP-3743 communicate is like a Squire skit.
Love the video! Once again, I give out really niche information about somewhat unpopular and unknown tanks, this time because I got really into French interwar tanks after reading Hunnicutt's stuff on French-American similarities (normally I just care about Shermans and Pershings lol).
Anyway, the Char 2C tank depicted in 3390 would actually be historically inaccurate (unless there's an in-universe explanation for its anachronistic date of manufacture), with no Char 2Cs being manufactured in 1919. Instead, ten models were produced in 1921, and the Char 2C "Normandie" (previously designated "Lorraine"; this tank was the flagship model of the Char 2C lineage, uparmored in 1939 to combat improved German weaponry) and "Champagne" (AKA the "Char 2C 'Bis'", was an upgunned 155mm howitzer variant, modified in 1926, and returned to its previous state in 1934) came even later.
Also, the Char 2C probably wouldn't be able to catch up to human beings if they ran quickly, although the shear weight of the vehicle definitely could crush a BMW lol
Anyway, that's all my lil' French knowledge :3
thank you for the video!
Consider my timbers shivered
Of all the French tanks, only one of them not being racist is admittedly quite an achievement, but it's still very french
Now, regarding the intro... this is the closest thing we'll ever have to an Eta homeless RP [ASMR]
Fun fact: the tank got it's name from the British during World War 1. On documents they were labeled tanks so any enemy intelligence would believe them to be liquid storage devices and therefore low importance
27:43 this is ironic cause all the vehicles are german made
As mentioned a few seconds later in the video
0:38 my ahh thought Rasputin was laying on the ground for a second😭😭😭
The Machine Spirits of these ancient Terran Engines are strong, this is truly terrifiying.
Every time I see you post a video your pfp always makes me feel like i’ve seen it somewhere before. I was scrolling through some pictures of me and my buddies in middle school when I saw the exact same vehicle pop up. Stuart tank from the AAF Tank museum in Danville Va.
Yep! It's a picture I took during a visit there years ago, such a shame they closed their doors.
is that the inflatable panzer-Faust from the tank museum
It is! Purchased from their website years ago
3205 really does not want to miss out
I’ve been waiting for a tank enthusiast to find SCP tanks
I think the French defeat was a sum of Outdated Doctrine as "It worked last time, why bother changing?" and War Propaganda from both the Allies and the Axis side.
24:38 thats my wargame:red dragon division name for my french deck lol
16:14 GOC moment
What the blast Eta it's 8 am
Lord thank eta for posting!
Maybe all these tanks just have early versions of machine spirits
You 40k guys get this one
32:14 *starts going on a tangent about sponsons and turrets*
The french tank is the Char de bataile 1 bis "Eure" who drives around in the village of Stonne during the night of 16 may
Hah, tanks AND SCP??? Say less, let's go!!!
If anyone makes your slender clone there needs to be caches of french APD mines, LRAC F1 reloadable AT, APILAS singke shot AT and a mix of fixed Milan and ERIX ATGM emplacements to scare it off (you cant kill it but you can deter it)
Edit: the anomaly is its an existing char 2C, the fact its haunted is just another aspect they found out later :D
"we do a little trolling"
-scp-802
My preferred one is "the French Nationalist", which is normal I guess since I'm a french tank nerd 🤣
56:11 makes me wanna go touch grass and go for a walk and play war thunder Infront of SCP-3743-G
This video was a banger
my theory on 3390:
The 2Cs were destroyed by french troops so the germans would not get them.
but then there was one discovered intact.
"Its gotta be special that they didnt destroy it too" and the foundation took it as a Potential Anomaly.
I have no idea how the two guards died from SCP 3390, the max speed of the Char 2C was 10mph, so they must have just stood there and let it.
The "cheese eating surrender monkeys" thing was a line taken from The Simpsons. The outrageous Scottish janitor (who I forget the name of off the top of my head, sadly) calls the French that in like... one scene, and that just exploded as a meme and is somewhat of a catalyst for a lot of the French surrender/coward stereotypes, to my knowledge.
YES ETA IS BACK
well the reason why there is SCP not SCP*D* is due to the fact theres anomalies that are classified as Apollyon, entities that are best kept UNDISTURBED or DORMANT.
56:54 ...... Suddenly the Russian pancakes that lay on roads look awfully tasty (yes, I mean the anti-tank mines)
24:14 that's a reference to a Jeremy Clarkson quote
Maybe the crew of the Char B1 had some family or personal history in World War One and where born in the town but it was abandoned and they missed their home town and friends and so they roam the area of the town as their tank from the invasion of France
honestly irresistable
scp and tanks, two favorite things
I clicked faster than any other video!!!.And damn bro,your great looking!
10 Char 2Cs were manufactured then put into storage, they were then reactivated and refitted for WW2 and the defence of France, at some point they broke down on their transport trains on route to the frontline, withe the Germans close the crews decided to set charges so they wouldn't fall in to German hands, all charges went off except for 1, the tank's name was Champagne, she was captured and taken to Berlin as a trophy and after the Battle for Berlin, she disappeared, so we don't where she is, Lazerpig has an excellent video on it
29:13 he mentioned me 😱😱😱
Scp 3390 is apparently the char 2c champagne that didi not explode in ww2
I do love myself some SCP french tanks