Jan 2016 Loot Crate / Universal Yums | Ashens

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  • @MicroBlogganism
    @MicroBlogganism 9 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    Actually it's flavour of a type pizza that's extinct

    • @rump438
      @rump438 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you've got wonderful taste in TH-cam. I see you everywhere.

    • @MicroBlogganism
      @MicroBlogganism 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ryan Meaker Who me?

    • @rump438
      @rump438 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** yessir, granted I am a subscriber of yours but I see you all over.

    • @MicroBlogganism
      @MicroBlogganism 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ryan Meaker Ah, I through your name looked familiar!

    • @JomasterTheSecond
      @JomasterTheSecond 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +MicroBlogganism For some inane reason my TH-cam channel got deleted so now I have to resubscribe to everybody including you, you incredible bastard. You just reminded me I need to go sub back to Oskar...

  • @TangoGolfCharlie
    @TangoGolfCharlie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    7:01 try asking the FineBros, they know a hell of a lot about trademarking words.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      topical

    • @JesseJamesBlack
      @JesseJamesBlack 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +uRev The horse is nearing mush now.

    • @_Minecraft_ASMR
      @_Minecraft_ASMR 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +uRev They arnt trademarking a word...

    • @Unordinal
      @Unordinal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Sandy McTire Yes. Yes they are.

    • @_Minecraft_ASMR
      @_Minecraft_ASMR 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** They are trademarking their channel name. Not the word. It is totally different.

  • @gabeat_
    @gabeat_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Ooh, subtle dig at the Fine Bros. Copyrighting words :P

    • @TubaBluba789
      @TubaBluba789 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Samuel Gabites yep

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Mark Williams they can do whatever they want

    • @MikeRailey
      @MikeRailey 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Mark Williams Nope, they kinda fucked up their reputation.

    • @Devamdoshi
      @Devamdoshi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Samuel Gabites It was in no means subtle.

    • @CookingWithCows
      @CookingWithCows 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's inexcusable to even think about ruining other people's livelyhoods just because they also do videos that have the word "react" in them, so people rightfully shouldn't shut up about it

  • @Najvalsa
    @Najvalsa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I've got that LED flashlight, can get them here in NZ and it's also black, without the X-Files branding.
    Pretty damn bright, except it eats batteries at a level where the Sega Game Gear would be proud.

    • @NicoCarbonara
      @NicoCarbonara 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +SlavjanA In the US we have a cheap tool chain called Harbor Freight and they always have coupons for free ones. They are pretty nice, but the batteries don't last very long.

    • @danielgrianger6199
      @danielgrianger6199 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SlavjanA nz bro

    • @Timtebowofficial
      @Timtebowofficial 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +SlavjanA Still, nothing compared to a proper olight or fenix

    • @ssholum
      @ssholum 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SlavjanA
      Pretty bright, but then the contacts break down and it won't turn on. How the hell they managed to make a battery holder that cheap, I'll never know.

    • @Najvalsa
      @Najvalsa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ssholum You must've gotten a dud, or maybe one made by a different company, because the one I have's lasted me a couple of years now. Granted, usage amount has a factor in this too.
      Although, it's not the most high quality LED flashlight to begin with.

  • @robertjusic9097
    @robertjusic9097 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Am I the only one who gets such a great feeling when Ashens uploads a video that's longer than 10 minutes and isn't an advertisment for his products?

    • @ethanbowering9944
      @ethanbowering9944 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The last advertisement he did was two months ago, and since then he has uploaded several videos longer than 10 minutes. Just saying.

  • @caldera11
    @caldera11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    oh for fuck sake, really? the dollar store flashlight?

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      +Caldera11 no the poundland torch

    • @caldera11
      @caldera11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ***** the hyakuen kaichuudentou?

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caldera11
      ?

    • @ssholum
      @ssholum 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Caldera11
      Those things are shit; don't even keep a good contact. How do you cheap out so much on a battery pack that you can't light up a damn LED?

    • @ssholum
      @ssholum 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Caldera11
      Also, *kaichuudentou
      Actually, gotta go all out, *懐中電灯.

  • @vulcan6460
    @vulcan6460 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "9 Kat Tat" is the best name I've ever seen for any piece of confectionery

  • @DystopianCreativity
    @DystopianCreativity 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It always amused me when Gary Oldman got worried, and his head started leaking black stuff. No idea why."
    One of those things that is just glorious out of context.

  • @Zerklass
    @Zerklass 9 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    14:01
    8 kek, but not quite the top kek.

    • @vaethe
      @vaethe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kek off

    • @LilChikyChan
      @LilChikyChan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Zerklass 8 out of 10 keks

    • @DannyB1111
      @DannyB1111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *zozzle fucking normie

    • @tomokokuroki2506
      @tomokokuroki2506 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Zerklass They had one job.
      ONE JOB

    • @ssholum
      @ssholum 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +alupihan
      kekek?

  • @MrMercy07
    @MrMercy07 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the face hugger's face is actually terrifying, i quite like it

  • @MrDOCTORDERPY
    @MrDOCTORDERPY 9 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    damnit ashens I want to sleep

    • @MrDOCTORDERPY
      @MrDOCTORDERPY 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** it's 00:30 in the morning and there's nothing to do

    • @DetectiveIncognito
      @DetectiveIncognito 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bryce Comtois it's midnight in the UK

    • @GandurBear
      @GandurBear 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bryce Comtois time zones ^^ ... 1:33 am for me heh

    • @PinkLegue
      @PinkLegue 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bryce Comtois it's half 12 here, UK

    • @ScribbleMsliversnowisbae
      @ScribbleMsliversnowisbae 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      //timezones//

  • @skrumpo
    @skrumpo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That kidrobot face hugger is much more scarier than the original facehugger.

  • @0meat
    @0meat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the cute face hugger, I think it is hilarious because of the juxtaposition between what it is of and what it is. I can see why anyone would hate it, but for what ever reason, I think it is awesome.

  • @LTTG
    @LTTG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    X Files! My all-time favourite. Season 2 may be slow at the beginning, but it gets really interesting afterwards. And about that flashlight, Mulder and Scully used flashlights in almost every X Files episode.

  • @KonaSquid
    @KonaSquid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "That's not a face hugger, it's just a sh*t chugger" lmao x3

  • @Schule04
    @Schule04 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Why did the video fade when he ate the banana wafers?

    • @riggzboson6187
      @riggzboson6187 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i wondered that too.

    • @tyronewhite2395
      @tyronewhite2395 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Schule04 he didnt really eat them

    • @notpumkin
      @notpumkin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He filmed himself opening the wafers. Everything else he cut to was already open and he'd have already tried. My guess is his battery died or memory filled or something of that sort that made him have to film another take.

    • @snerls
      @snerls 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      +Schule04 It was an involuntary intermission because solar winds interfered with the signal ashens uses to broadcast subliminal Mentskis from his home planet, tatmagon.

    • @Xegethra
      @Xegethra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +WideTv That's an audio thing rather than a visual one, you don't need to fade the screen to hide audio. My guess is just that he applied fade to the jump cut, which he doesn't normally do.

  • @t0nksify
    @t0nksify 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i gave the alien face hugger to my dog and she loves it. it's her new favorite toy

  • @belfieldj
    @belfieldj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That rubber band is probably the Lelu outfit, to go with the multipass.

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hehe

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ulker Albeni!!! a couple of years ago, I was working in an ''import store'' and they had a wide range of Ulker products.....I got hooked Bigg Time on the Albeni....nice biscuit, nice caramel and chocolate....a pac of 6 didn't last very long....dinner to dessert.....

  • @cherrywallis
    @cherrywallis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I was waiting for this video since my lootcrate arrived, mainly to hear you talk about the new pins and facehugger plush aha. I hope you're doing well! :) x

    • @nathantownsendd
      @nathantownsendd 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      You watch Ashens?!?!?!

    • @kaiflannery2528
      @kaiflannery2528 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Hazzz It sure does seem that way doesn't it.

    • @nathantownsendd
      @nathantownsendd 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kai Flannery lol Yeah

    • @MatrixPanda
      @MatrixPanda 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Hazzz Who doesn't watch Ashens? (Anti-Ashens)

    • @nathantownsendd
      @nathantownsendd 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Solid Snake Nigga

  • @MellowGaming
    @MellowGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I had a Swedish chocolate biscuit called Kex once. it wasn't a cake thing. Was quite a nice chocolate wafer thing. Followed that up with a bar of Plopp. If they ever do a Swedish Yum box thing I'll have to buy it up so I can get my mouth filled with Plopp and Kex.

    • @Zhephra
      @Zhephra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Mellow Gaming The full name is kex chocklad, I can see why it would be easy to think it is called kex from the packagin. But if you ask someone for kex in sweden you will not get that because kex means biscuit in swedish.

    • @MellowGaming
      @MellowGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      seems like a dangerously generic name for your chocolaty snack.

    • @Mutant1988
      @Mutant1988 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mellow Gaming It is a generic name but it doesn't much matter, since that specific product is so strongly associated with the word that whenever you think of a biscuit chocolate (Or wafer is more accurate, really), you immediately think of that specific brand product (Cloetta, in this case).

    • @Jonqen
      @Jonqen 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mellow Gaming good as fuck, sold everywhere

    • @smellygoat
      @smellygoat 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mellow Gaming Ikea sells plopp.

  • @belfieldj
    @belfieldj 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the facehugger. I want it. Ashens missed the joke, the happy face is comedic irony.

  • @ongansan
    @ongansan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Where's Top Kek, dammit!?

    • @brkerd6865
      @brkerd6865 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Ongansan asadadsasadadad.

    • @Neowattmk4
      @Neowattmk4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Ongansan It was too expensive, they could only afford an 8/10 kek instead of top kek.

    • @tjhill0110
      @tjhill0110 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      In sweden they have topkick

    • @ianremsen
      @ianremsen 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ongansan this was a stupid meme from the very first thread man, who are you kidding.

    • @thisisntvitalfm
      @thisisntvitalfm 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Türkiye :)

  • @sharona1981
    @sharona1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So I've been re binge watching Ashes (we're back in lockdown so why not?) and I've seen this before and yet I still missed the Harry Hill reference at 2:08 the first time around. I bloody love Harry Hill and therefore greatly approve. 😀

  • @GamingPalOllieMK
    @GamingPalOllieMK 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone who lives in Europe, Macedonia all these Turkish sweets and snacks are so familiar to me it feels odd to see someone who tastes and sees them for the first time trying to explain what they are. :)
    Great video as always

  • @crappyfilms4430
    @crappyfilms4430 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That alien plush thing was the biggest troll ever. When I first saw it it was placed where only its back was showing so it looked like a regular alien plush and then you turn it up and it has this cocky grin like it knows that it just fooled you.

  • @Captain_Draco
    @Captain_Draco 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In defense of the plush face hugger, there is a macabre subculture within geek culture of making deadly things cute, ThinkGeek has the plush viruses, and even ebola got a cute anime mascot. So it's not like the terrifying bits of the face hugger were just forgotten.

  • @balfemotor6067
    @balfemotor6067 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stuart, I just want to take this moment to say, you were the first person I subscribed to on YT, in the early days. I really hope you never stop because when all else fails, you always make me laugh, you sir, are an excellent Ashens.

  • @googleyoutubeaccount
    @googleyoutubeaccount 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Yums you say?
    I'm in.

    • @WayaWolf
      @WayaWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yay another food person

    • @Bladsmith
      @Bladsmith 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was in as well.
      Then I discovered they only ship to four countries.
      Not so fucking international, are ya lads?

    • @bumblebee7838
      @bumblebee7838 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Waya`s Vlogs
      I am pretty sure "food persons" are illegal in your country as well.

    • @WayaWolf
      @WayaWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bumble Bee o-o ......

  • @DREADFALCON13
    @DREADFALCON13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember having Biskrem when I was at Turkey years ago. Man, I miss Bodrum...

  • @s13zenki
    @s13zenki 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanted to sleep. I haven't slept in 46 hours now but then your videos popped up in my subscription box. A bit late but I still have to watch them all

  • @kerryvanhoven
    @kerryvanhoven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg
    Just bought my son the Xfiles touch from pound land
    How excited he was to see "Cheapo" man has one too 🤣

  • @agentswaggerbchannel
    @agentswaggerbchannel 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:34
    you were so still I thought the audio was playing but the video wasn't and was about to refresh my page lmao

  • @battlebee7111
    @battlebee7111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Fun fact, "Albeni" means "Buy me".
    The packaging literally tells you to buy it.

    • @YumiYumY
      @YumiYumY 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Battle Bee No, that would be "al beni" ... "albeni" means appeal or charm/desirableness.

    • @SirFossils
      @SirFossils 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +YumiYumY No, "al beni" would mean "take me" because "al" means take.

    • @YumiYumY
      @YumiYumY 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poseidon7771 Sorry but the language of english doesn't work like that lol. Besides it's not "al beni" it's "albeni". No space between 2 words. Just go search it in a dictionary, no need to discuss.

    • @YumiYumY
      @YumiYumY 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There there, calm down now you rampant child. So I'm guessing you didn't bother searching for the word "albeni"? I don't care if you're turkish or not, you're an idiot that's for sure. Ulker's Albeni is not only in Turkey and i happen to have some Turkish relatives there and there too.
      I said the language of english because you simple mindedly tried to translate that word into english (al=take) lol. "Al" could mean either (buy,take) in this sense and take doesn't directly mean "al" in general.(You could also see that if you care to use a dictionary).Therefor, it's about english more than it's about turkish.
      What +Battle Bee said and i said has nothing to do in common, how can you dispute my suggestion by using his? I literally said he was wrong myself. lol.
      Anyway, it's neither "buy me" or " take me", albeni means "desirableness" on this case, because it's written like that. There is a play on words though, which tells the customer to "buy" it by using the "al-" syllable, which also provides naming their brand as if it's something to desire.
      Go educate yourself, you don't even know your own language.
      It might be a little complex for your little brain though, so keep thinking "albeni" means "take me" rofl.

    • @_Clowder_
      @_Clowder_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +YumiYumY You destroyed that kid.

  • @YoungBonesGaming
    @YoungBonesGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:08 Its been a long time since i've heard someone quote The Harry Hill Show, Thanks for that

  • @sinantuncay1069
    @sinantuncay1069 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ASIN BAYRAKLARI ASIN 10:35

  • @toamastar
    @toamastar 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you swear its about 23:55 so you watch an Ashens video then all of a sudden its quarter to 1

  • @cygnuz2012
    @cygnuz2012 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I don't think the face hugger is "misunderstanding", I think it's a piss take. Making something horrific look irritatingly cuddly is quite funny to me.

    • @NeoGroFabius
      @NeoGroFabius 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think so too, idk why ashen's getting so upset

    • @rose8593
      @rose8593 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +NeoGroFabius Because he gets paid for it.

    • @Darkkmos
      @Darkkmos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it's more so a juxtaposition, making something scary into something cute and cuddly

    • @esbeekay
      @esbeekay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kaziel yeah I really don't get why he is so upset when things are "cuteified". I'm not into that kind of stuff but it doesn't bother me

    • @brutalbunny
      @brutalbunny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i like that it horrified him so much more than a proper facehugger would.

  • @jackuk98
    @jackuk98 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Literally been refreshing this channel for the past 5 days for a fucking loot crate video get a move on ashens 😏

  • @egekarpuz
    @egekarpuz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    many of those are imitations of really tasty stuff in Turkey,Ulker is a big manufacturer but not as tasty as originals on every product.8 kek 9 kat tat and Biskrem are the only ones that are Trademarked to ulker...WTF AM I DOING IT'S 2:46 A.M. HERE AND I WILL BE ATTENDING TO UNIVERSITY EXAM 34 DAYS LATER AND I AM HERE COMMENTING ON TH-cam SOMEONE COMFORT ME PLEASE

    • @egekarpuz
      @egekarpuz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ALSO WHO THE FUCK CARES IF ULKER IS BIG OR NOT OR TRADEMARKED BISKREM,WE LOOK LIKE A SHITTY ASS MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY BECAUSE OF 50%OF FUCKING POPULATION IN TURKEY VOTES FOR DOUCHEBAG RADICAL GOVERMENT WHO IS GETTING SYRIAN REFUGEES WITHOUT CONTROL WHILE OUR ECONOMY IS SHIT...Uhh i am currently on a mental breakdown and 30 days away from University exam...Please excuse me :(

    • @ciggy_
      @ciggy_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ege Karpuzoglu maybe there wouldn't be as much refugees if turkey stopped supporting isis?

    • @scottpilgrim91
      @scottpilgrim91 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Douglas Lindström even most of erdogan's supporters didnt know shit about government is helping isis until those news about secret footages

    • @egekarpuz
      @egekarpuz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Agartha you are absolutely right sir help me get out of this fucking place :)

    • @egekarpuz
      @egekarpuz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Tolga Güleş People who support Erdoğan are fucking radical islamic ignorant ass douches who don't know a single shit but think they know religion right...those fuckers still vote for him no matter what

  • @AitchC
    @AitchC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its great to see you liked the Turkish sweets, as a Turkish Cypriot myself , its best to have some them fresh like the Walnut Sucuk (sausage)

  • @dnver.
    @dnver. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9 kat tat is the name of ashens doo wop group

  • @MaiibuKen
    @MaiibuKen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ashens, I know a lot of people seem to hate the pin but when they were still the old pins they were paying literal pennies to add one to each crate, which even if they saved the money by taking out the pins it would have taken ~45 months (at 100,000 subs) to add a Funko Pop (or similarly priced object ~$14-20)
    So basically everyone complains that they throw a penny into the crates

  • @milohdd
    @milohdd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That face hugger really creeps me out for some reason

  • @Xenite227
    @Xenite227 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Odd, I seen another unboxing (same month, theme) which had some different items. Do they vary for US and UK?

  • @yokab
    @yokab 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    >9 kat tat
    I was expecting cat food from poundland

  • @PeopleCallMeDut
    @PeopleCallMeDut 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, that snack box looks like a subscription box that I could actually see myself getting.

  • @slyslip
    @slyslip 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Was anyone else hoping for XCOM shit?

    • @alexfenlason4237
      @alexfenlason4237 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was. But I am not suprised there was none.

    • @Rentta
      @Rentta 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sardonic Satire xcom wasn't released when the box was made so no

    • @lmpst7915
      @lmpst7915 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Rentta Xcom is an old game. It was rebooted a few years ago and 2 is either out or coming out soon.
      So yes, yes it was, several times. It could also have been used as promotion or advertisement, better to sell games on launch/pre-orders for full/near full price than months down the line.
      Dont be a dumb-face

    • @dcflake5645
      @dcflake5645 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sardonic Satire I thought you said 'who was hoping that xcom was shit.' I don't know if xcom is shit I haven't played it. Opinions?

    • @ccleake1
      @ccleake1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rentta What the fuck are you on about.

  • @InstallaFriend
    @InstallaFriend 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:25 ... How long did it take for him to chew that wafer?

  • @burgahboy456
    @burgahboy456 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No Top Kek? I'm disappointed in you Universal Yums.

  • @flapjack6495
    @flapjack6495 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    im so glad ashens still does these reviews for loot crate cause very time i watch them i remember how close i was to buying it and what a big mistake it is

  • @sirorlandodecorsica6210
    @sirorlandodecorsica6210 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bi biskrem versem

    • @SmilayBros
      @SmilayBros 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beyenmedi :(

    • @sirorlandodecorsica6210
      @sirorlandodecorsica6210 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ülker çikolatalı gofret ve eti tutku eksik.

    • @SmilayBros
      @SmilayBros 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sir Orlando De Corsica haha xD

    • @BoogerBubble218
      @BoogerBubble218 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sir Orlando De Corsica ASIN BAYRAKLARI

    • @RezzaNL
      @RezzaNL 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Sir Orlando De Corsica Ahaha cok gulerdim Negro ciksaydi. xD

  • @thejuiceweasel
    @thejuiceweasel 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the perks of living in Germany is having both German candy brands as well as A LOT of the Turkish stuff like Eti and Ülker. And man, some of the stuff is reeeally neat.

  • @nordicberserk
    @nordicberserk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I agree with ashens on those funko pops. They take something cool and turn it into a bland marketable mess..
    My main problem with them are the eyes!
    Those black windows into the void, slowly pulling your soul into the emptiness of the beyond.....

    • @Mushnp
      @Mushnp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Three years late, my problem with funko isn't that they are cutesy or whatever, it's just that they are generic and ugly.

  • @SarahWattCA
    @SarahWattCA 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man I was not expecting that Multipass. The Fifth Element is one of my favourite movies of all time but I didn't think most people remembered it after the 90s were over.

  • @googleyoutubeaccount
    @googleyoutubeaccount 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8 Kek > 9 Gag

  • @waffletoss
    @waffletoss 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    You heard my plea. Rewatching old videos, and then lo and behold.

  • @payhemseht
    @payhemseht 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fairly obvious comment but the yummy box is so pointless... We have biskrem in Romania. A missed opportunity for shipping traditional foods rather than the lazier route of doing "these things are sold there but not exclusively so this is entirely pointless"

    • @payhemseht
      @payhemseht 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Commented before finishing the video, a huge youtube sin...
      Most of the Turkish things are sold in East Europe, again, defeating the whole purpose or having a theme

    • @payhemseht
      @payhemseht 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** that's better than what this is, actually, because I can pop to the store and get most of the products in the box!
      It's not even a knock-off, it's commonly sold items in some countries, making the "Turkish" theme utterly bullshit!

    • @payhemseht
      @payhemseht 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** just sell snake oil
      people with money can afford trying bullshit remedies because they care more about their health than money or the validity of their "treatment"
      BOOM
      Social politics and class warfare conversation shift

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    8 Kek? Is it from the same makers as Top Kek?

  • @Crunkman2k
    @Crunkman2k 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is it bad I actually really like the Facehugger plush?
    It's so adorable you almost forget its entire existence is to fill your face with alien wing-wong!

  • @The13knousm
    @The13knousm 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    would love to get your shirts but.....only up to 2x....i was going to get it for myself and a friend of mine but seeing the sizes, i don't think so. going to customize my own shirt.

  • @Wongwrangler64
    @Wongwrangler64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nice editing man swish.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +James Hunter his editting is always on point.

  • @Marinebio24
    @Marinebio24 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact: Portakal means Portugal/Portuguese, and is used as the word for orange in a lot of central Eurasian languages because oranges that came to the eastern Mediterranean often came from Portugal. In Arabic, not Turkish, the word for the color orange is also "burtucali," i.e. "Portuguese," after the fruit.

  • @Felix-zb5mw
    @Felix-zb5mw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    top fucking kek

  • @CREEP781
    @CREEP781 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    That sad onion shirt is probably the best thing I have ever seen

  • @1115brt
    @1115brt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hehe you are eating my countries cheap junk food. I am happy.

  • @thomasthetankengine2257
    @thomasthetankengine2257 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fucking hell I just happened to take a sip of fine dolce gusto coffee when
    " IT DOESN'T"
    😂😂😂

  • @aquafresh3150
    @aquafresh3150 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    they cant just stick a fucking x files logo on it and say its part of x files

    • @connorplaksin1821
      @connorplaksin1821 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have flashlights like that in the xfiles. You have to really watch it to notice.

    • @extremelymoist6661
      @extremelymoist6661 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds of FineBros, trying to stick 'Copyright' on React

    • @extremelymoist6661
      @extremelymoist6661 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds of FineBros, trying to stick 'Copyright' on React

  • @visualaddition3352
    @visualaddition3352 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im glad to see my countries snacks on an English commentary channel Im proud of myself and my country.

  • @Mehmetyldrm_
    @Mehmetyldrm_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how you pronounce Turkish words xD

  • @huhmit
    @huhmit 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    My Aunty lives in turkey, she brings a lot of that stuff home, the biscuits and cakes are the best.

  • @thekingsman9773
    @thekingsman9773 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I saw the facehugger I first thought it was Flowey
    I've never olayed Undertale, but I only know because it's been splattered all over the internet nearly as much as MLP

    • @thekingsman9773
      @thekingsman9773 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      played*

    • @retropirate1
      @retropirate1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is true.
      It's everywhere and it's awfull.

    • @retropirate1
      @retropirate1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Still cant deny that the fandom is getting worse and worse everyday.
      It's even spreading quicker than MLP or Fnaf.
      Sometimes they are even worse than those.

    • @katesanders4126
      @katesanders4126 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +retropirate1 it does have an um.... Strange fan base but it is a really good game

    • @jubbalub
      @jubbalub 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +retropirate1 As an avid fan of Undertale, I can confirm that the fanbase is utter shit.

  • @jesseinder2163
    @jesseinder2163 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey I don't suppose there's a way to get larger hoodies in say 3xl or 4xl?

  • @checkitoutguys1
    @checkitoutguys1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There was also this sweet called "Negro" in Turkey, which is filled with dark chocolate. Pretty racist and funny

    • @RahmetullahGamingTr
      @RahmetullahGamingTr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sir this is not the case most of us dont knoq english

    • @wargreysama
      @wargreysama 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +BoredToDie Well, negro means "BLACK" in most of Indo-Euro languages. So that's why it's called negro because there was already a snack called "Siyah" back in the day.

    • @RahmetullahGamingTr
      @RahmetullahGamingTr 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh ı am sorry

  • @ScarredThumb
    @ScarredThumb 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yeah those flashlights are trash. Shit box.

    • @spencers4121
      @spencers4121 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +David Andrus I noticed it was shit right away also, Sell the same crap here in the US. You can even get them free with a coupon from Harbor Freight, Ok for a light you don't care if you lose.

  • @87idk
    @87idk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Im actually tempted to subscribe to that universal yum box, I like the idea and having it focus on one country a month is seriously interested. unlike the loot crate, if I wanted to buy the products individually, I would be hard pressed to find them.

    • @87idk
      @87idk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +87idk so temptation won out and I decided I wanted to order a Yum Box . . . unfortunately they only ship to like 4 countries and Australia isn't one of them -_- forever disappointed.

    • @ziggybaker3446
      @ziggybaker3446 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Semiller They've updated their shipping now and they DO ship to Australia now. If you're still interested. :D

  • @BlackHoon
    @BlackHoon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I thought that plushie was cool

    • @gothathiest
      @gothathiest 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +BlackHoon why did you reply to yourself?

    • @FergusonFiller
      @FergusonFiller 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wtf just happened here

    • @gothathiest
      @gothathiest 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Paul Dennett that makes sense. hm. your avatar seems familiar... zero punctuation fan?

    • @BlackHoon
      @BlackHoon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paul Dennett
      It was just a joke slag

    • @Legion563
      @Legion563 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +BlackHoon You replied to yourself with the same account , you stupid fuck....

  • @orangeoblivion
    @orangeoblivion 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your shirts aren't available outside the UK? Can't find them on Amazon.

  • @aprofondir
    @aprofondir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8 kek

  • @Super_Grobanite
    @Super_Grobanite 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    That plush toy looks like a cross between a scorpion, spider, and sun. 😂

  • @salmonroll876
    @salmonroll876 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8kek top kek

  • @Stinkis
    @Stinkis 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never thought I would be so disappointed in not being able to see a man open packages and eat stuff! Please don't cut that away, it's the best part for some reason.

  • @griffinfiles8160
    @griffinfiles8160 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Will the shirts ever be available in the us ? I'd love to get a sad onion hoodie :D

  • @random9gager
    @random9gager 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was that a subtle shot at the finebros at 7:00?

  • @retropirate1
    @retropirate1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It's not a facehugger, just a shitchugger."
    Brilliant.

  • @darrenjackson9646
    @darrenjackson9646 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love love love love love these new jump cuts.

  • @whoijacket
    @whoijacket 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know about in the UK, but the Fifth Element multi-pass perfectly holds a USA driver's license. Which is a cool thing to keep it in.

  • @robjackson4050
    @robjackson4050 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    i bought your book i would buy one but i don't think the shirts are on sale in the us

  • @DetectiveIncognito
    @DetectiveIncognito 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What time do you call this ashens?

  • @praus
    @praus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The torch was pretty shitty because of it's cheapness but it does connect with X-Files. One of the most iconic images of them would be investigating with a torch. If it had been a higher quality torch, that would have been great.

  • @TopFurret
    @TopFurret 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    They've topped their inflatable crown. Now you can get--- A RUBBER BAND HOLY DAYUM

  • @SWbloodwolf
    @SWbloodwolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have the exact same sound machine, it's read. Always contextually been put to good use

  • @xLupineRadiancex
    @xLupineRadiancex 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    What was that cut at 11:25 for. Did ashens take an absurdly long amount of time to chew that wafer?

  • @weeseet
    @weeseet 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    That X-Files flashlight is like something you get free at a con.

  • @RequiemJr
    @RequiemJr 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    That smile on that plush alien toy was pretty terrifying. If I saw a bunch of them rushing towards me singing I'd wish for a quick death.

  • @mocha3428
    @mocha3428 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    *tisk* tisk* tisk* Ashen my boy, its never too early for a loot crate

  • @robotparade550
    @robotparade550 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    "God please buy them so I can pretend i'm famous" LOL.

  • @brkerd6865
    @brkerd6865 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am Turkish so I really enjoy foreigners reacting to our sweets.

  • @douro20
    @douro20 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    At Dollar General (a dollar store chain here in the US) we have $1 single-LED flashlights of quite nice quality.

  • @kaimonington
    @kaimonington 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    What was the rubber band for? Did I miss it?

    • @liamdowling14
      @liamdowling14 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Kai Hammond The facehugger.