(Spider descending upon him in the car) His screaming was so realistic that I could not stop laughing. I rewound it like 8 times, while tears streamed down my face.
I love this bit about your old mother. I work in a nursing home and we like to call it selective hearing. You have a true talent!!! Keep up the laughs!
I read a Japanese manga titled Kobo Chan (volume 6 if I'm not mistaken) about a grandpa doing that when he's too angry to his grandson (named Kobo). The manga was written in early 80s, so the grandpa put his angry face photo in an antique plate display that Kobo broke (which is why he's angry in the first place). I laughed so hard reading that, golden gentle comedy. 😄❤
Iiiiiii LIKE this guy!! Im writing this while watching and wishing my husband next to me was fully awake for it because The hands free texting bit had me ROLLING!! And "then sending a SELFIE of the LOOK so they'd actually see it!" he literally turned over and tried to tune in but I didn't even try to explain it. PURE GOLD! GREAT JOB MR. FITZPATRICK
"I remember the first day I slept without getting up..." 😆😆😆 Its so true!!! My oldest son is 22 and I still remember the first time he slept 5 hours in a row like it was yesterday! ...happiest moment of my life post-birth! 😁😁😁
Those smart cars always remind me of the toy cars my boys had when they were little...the ones that you pull them back and let go and they roll forward.
That story about the spider in the car gave me a PTSD flashback. Once, many years ago, I'm staying at a hotel in Davenport Iowa in the late summer. I open the blinds (I'm on the top floor), look out the window, and then see a nest of about several dozen of the biggest spiders I've ever seen just chillin' outside the window. Didn't know what species they were, but seeing that many in a convention together was enough for me to change rooms, after I closed the blinds...
You sir are an amazing comedian You are sooooooo funny You didn’t say anything bad about Jesus You didn’t swear Everything you said was so hilarious I could listen to you every day If I could pick a great Clean jokes ( that’s the only kind I listen to ) comedian You would rank in the top 3 You are amazing Keep doing what you’re doing I enjoyed your act so much
You should hear his bit about his daughter and swear words. It is a long joke and his mannerisms and expressions as he leads you to a glorious surprise punchline is seeing a gifted comic at work.
That was great! I really needed a laugh like this. I thought that Google couldn't understand me because I wear dentures. Nice to know that it's a universal problem.
My cousin died at 52 from a fall. She had surgery for her knee cap and caught an infection at the hospital that killed her. Hospitals have many lethal infections.
My Boss' father went in for back surgery. They said he would feel better after. It went wrong and he was stuck in a bed. While there he either an infection or blood clot and had to remove his leg above the knee. Then he got a Covvee jab, need like heart surgery and died. As the Hospitals conveniently say, "Old people die!?!" My grandma had supervised care by her daughter...my Mom, for almost 10 years. My Mom realized and always had to let the staff know what to give her and what not. A new head Nurse/Doc at the home came in, argued with my Mom he knew best and my gma was shortly hospitalized afterwards. Something like a stroke. She died on Xmas, cause of death was dehydration. "Old people die!?!"
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Not going on a so called "Parent Portal" doesn't make you a bad parent. Unless you're trying to say before the invention of the internet and its widespread availability in homes...all parents with children failed miserably at being involved? My parents failed miserably? Even with all the silly papers that are sent home to remind you of everything from your children's teachers to what to bring on the field trip? Guess my mother failed at being involved since there was no "Parent Portal" even as she was signing up to be one of the chaperones on the field trip. Guess my dad failed as an involved parent even as he showed up to school meetings for my brother (who was a hellion.) Yeah Parent Portal is the ONLY thing that makes you an "involved" parent. Pfft.
@@vermontvampyre , she usually has something snarky or condescending to say, then once in a while she tells people she is their sister in Christ. She is a real head case.
Love this. Buddy, your special is one I love to rewatch a LOT. What made me post this now? I saw a Smart car today and thought of you! Thanks for the laughter...getting ready to watch this again now. 😆
I remember telling that joke about the whisper on the phone, when I was young. It works beautifully here as an answer to telemarketers. Ee told jokes to each other, A LOT before the internet.
@@glowingforthe1654 I hear ya! Lots of people struggling. Thank goodness we got these guys on TH-cam to cheer us up! Just keep on doing the right thing & it'll eventually get better, it has to! My dog always makes me feel a little better! I don't know what I'd do without her! ☮️💜🌞
Buddy Fitzpatrick. An awesome human being, friend and one incredibly funny person. You killed the crowd that night my friend! Go out and catch his show. He is worth it!
lovely ☺️🌸 I can completely relate to noisy neighbors, it’s pure hell, I am beyond sleep deprived and in fact am recovering in bed, that bit made me laugh whole heartedly
The "no school in the future" statement was made by Stephen Hawking in 1995 (if I'm not mistaken). I read a kinda similar angry photo story in a Japanese manga titled Kobo Chan written in the 80s (but of course the photo was put in an antique plate display, not through a smartphone). Comedies are repeated in varied stories most of the time, but the comedians can own it with their unique techniques. 😄
@@LadyVoldemort Storytelling is almost a lost art. Now everything is in the form of memes. I'm old and still tell stories. The kids at my old job used to say, "Does everything remind you of a story?" hahaha
@@ohillbilly Same here (if you count 40 as old like me). I still tell stories to my niece and nephews...I'm glad that they also enjoy my stories, sometimes for hours. Bright kids...I love them so much.
@@LadyVoldemort Your almost a kid yourself. :-) But keep tellin stories. They'll remember it. Or they'll remember how Auntie Voldemort sure was windy. ;-) ha
"I'll be turning my life around in about 700 feet." 😂🤣😂
I could've listened to Buddy for 2 hours. That Spider in the car got me. His whole show is very relatable. 👍
yeah that was hilarious, a very funny comedian.
Very! I’m in awe. He’s really great
I was thinking the same thing so went looking through the comments...
... "They're looking for me" ... rolling here, lol.
(Spider descending upon him in the car) His screaming was so realistic that I could not stop laughing. I rewound it like 8 times, while tears streamed down my face.
I've watched SO MANY (if not all) of the full episodes on Dry Bar and this guy HAS TO BE in the Top 5!
I love this bit about your old mother. I work in a nursing home and we like to call it selective hearing. You have a true talent!!! Keep up the laughs!
That was funny 😂
That last bit about the little girl on the phone put me on the floor! 🤣
He is so naturally funny! How have I never heard of him ever until now? WOW, Amazing comic!
Well Buddy, you managed to put a smile on my face & laughter into my heart! Thank you !!!!
And milk up my nose.
@@ajthewildwolf
Classic!
It’s 2 in the morning and I’m laughing so hard! The neighbor upstairs probably thinks I’ve lost my mind
😂🤣
Do you imagine how they live their life? Is there any hopping going on?
Omg who is this guy I’m dying… amazing material
It says in the title.
The wisphering phone bit. I was losing it😂😂😂😂
I love this Guy he's so funny and he does the best Sounds Buddy is An Amazing Comedian.😂😂😂😂👍👍💙
Right. His voices and sounds are great!
Texting his angry expression to his daughters! That was funny!
I read a Japanese manga titled Kobo Chan (volume 6 if I'm not mistaken) about a grandpa doing that when he's too angry to his grandson (named Kobo). The manga was written in early 80s, so the grandpa put his angry face photo in an antique plate display that Kobo broke (which is why he's angry in the first place). I laughed so hard reading that, golden gentle comedy. 😄❤
Why did I laugh so hard at the "Children of the corn" analogy? Children can be really frightening at times!
I can watch this over and over and it never gets old.
He is a BOSS. Loved it all. Hes super sharp and clever beyond all others. GREAT SET !!!
Wonderful. Thx Dry Bar. Good stuff.
He's got some great comedy ^-^
"They're looking for me." So funny. I like the horns too.
"What are they doing?"
"Looking for meee"
LMAO
"hey hey hey hey hey hey.."
My conflict anxiety FEELS this. 😂😂
My bmx kicks me off my Yogamat 'cause my multiplefractured leg 😭🤗
This guy was so good I actually listened to it twice!
😆
Found this to be GREAT standup. I'm going to see if I can find more...
Iiiiiii LIKE this guy!! Im writing this while watching and wishing my husband next to me was fully awake for it because The hands free texting bit had me ROLLING!!
And "then sending a SELFIE of the LOOK so they'd actually see it!" he literally turned over and tried to tune in but I didn't even try to explain it. PURE GOLD!
GREAT JOB MR. FITZPATRICK
"I remember the first day I slept without getting up..."
😆😆😆
Its so true!!! My oldest son is 22 and I still remember the first time he slept 5 hours in a row like it was yesterday!
...happiest moment of my life post-birth! 😁😁😁
At the 6:15 mark- that's our upstairs neighbors as well!! Thank you for that joke!!
I'm picky with comedians but he's actually really funny.
I've found quite a few comedians thru this channel. Love what they do. Cheers
He sure is funny!
The same goes for me!
@@systemsproceed248 hahahaha
He killed it. Crying laughing over here!
Those smart cars always remind me of the toy cars my boys had when they were little...the ones that you pull them back and let go and they roll forward.
The smart cars does look like those play toy cars.
@@msarchieve1749 Police in my city have one Smart car as official car
@@domagojbatinic1526 I wonder how fast they go.
Wait till you see the lifted smart cars
@@msarchieve1749 depends on how far they pull them back! 🤣
The last story took the cake and ate it. rofl
That story about the spider in the car gave me a PTSD flashback. Once, many years ago, I'm staying at a hotel in Davenport Iowa in the late summer. I open the blinds (I'm on the top floor), look out the window, and then see a nest of about several dozen of the biggest spiders I've ever seen just chillin' outside the window. Didn't know what species they were, but seeing that many in a convention together was enough for me to change rooms, after I closed the blinds...
Oh lordt. I’d be changing hotels . . .
Tears in my eyes! Great comedy!
I really needed this laugh tonight! Thank you!
I'll be the one who runs upstairs, slams the door and says "I hate you! I hate you!" FUNNY!
You sir are an amazing comedian
You are sooooooo funny
You didn’t say anything bad about Jesus
You didn’t swear
Everything you said was so hilarious
I could listen to you every day
If I could pick a great
Clean jokes ( that’s the only kind I listen to ) comedian
You would rank in the top 3
You are amazing
Keep doing what you’re doing
I enjoyed your act so much
You should hear his bit about his daughter and swear words. It is a long joke and his mannerisms and expressions as he leads you to a glorious surprise punchline is seeing a gifted comic at work.
He's hilarious!! That spider bit in the car blowing it away had me in tears.😂😂😂
He is funny and genuine/ Loved it!
GPS with grandma jokes are fantastic!
This guy was absolutely hilarious. I’ll be looking for more of his stand-up comedy.
He is absolutely hilarious. Such wit. Amazing!
Buddy, you're hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day. 😂😂😂
Funny! ‘Live photos’ 😂😂❤
I got cramps in my face from smiling so much
Lol 😂
I was laughing 😄🤣 so much i had tears 😂😂 he is fantastic !!!
That was great! I really needed a laugh like this. I thought that Google couldn't understand me because I wear dentures. Nice to know that it's a universal problem.
By far one of the best channels on TH-cam
The spider and telemarketer bit were my favorites! Thanks Dry Bar and Buddy Fitzpatrick for the laughs!
Some sets are way too short. I could listen to this guy tell stories all day. I’m in tears right now. 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is absolutely the best.
I've told that last one for years. It's still magnificent!
Really good clean comedy and talented comedian. Thanks
One of the funniest comedians on Dry Bar.
Thank you so so much.. I needed this laugh and realism is spot on!
I'M HANGING UP!!!! Omg absolutely hilarious
This Guy's great, so funny. Hopefully Edinburgh's Comedy Festival is back full swing next year. He deserves a place and a Best Joke Entry.
OMG 😆 this set was hilarious 😂
My cousin died at 52 from a fall. She had surgery for her knee cap and caught an infection at the hospital that killed her. Hospitals have many lethal infections.
Happened to my friends mother.
My Boss' father went in for back surgery. They said he would feel better after.
It went wrong and he was stuck in a bed. While there he either an infection or blood clot and had to remove his leg above the knee.
Then he got a Covvee jab, need like heart surgery and died.
As the Hospitals conveniently say, "Old people die!?!"
My grandma had supervised care by her daughter...my Mom, for almost 10 years. My Mom realized and always had to let the staff know what to give her and what not.
A new head Nurse/Doc at the home came in, argued with my Mom he knew best and my gma was shortly hospitalized afterwards. Something like a stroke. She died on Xmas, cause of death was dehydration.
"Old people die!?!"
I’m so sorry ❤
@@bakerfreshI’m so sorry ❤
His mother is 93...I just want to say something...thanks Buddy
When he talks about tje parent portal. I laughed. I never went on it. The whole time my kids were in school.
Please send our condolences to your amazing children for their lack of parenting involvement that you failed to provide. 😪😥😪
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 Not going on a so called "Parent Portal" doesn't make you a bad parent. Unless you're trying to say before the invention of the internet and its widespread availability in homes...all parents with children failed miserably at being involved? My parents failed miserably? Even with all the silly papers that are sent home to remind you of everything from your children's teachers to what to bring on the field trip? Guess my mother failed at being involved since there was no "Parent Portal" even as she was signing up to be one of the chaperones on the field trip. Guess my dad failed as an involved parent even as he showed up to school meetings for my brother (who was a hellion.) Yeah Parent Portal is the ONLY thing that makes you an "involved" parent. Pfft.
@@vermontvampyre , she usually has something snarky or condescending to say, then once in a while she tells people she is their sister in Christ. She is a real head case.
Love this. Buddy, your special is one I love to rewatch a LOT. What made me post this now? I saw a Smart car today and thought of you! Thanks for the laughter...getting ready to watch this again now. 😆
What an incredible set/special. Loved every minute of it
So hysterical! 😆😂🤣
My favorite line is "I take a selfie with an angry face and text it to them".
O man... I was laughing so hard... 😂 You make my day. Thank You for that
The only way this could have been better is if it was longer. Just great!
I can’t even tell which part I liked best. He was funny all the way through this act
He is hilarious!
Thank you ....I like your funny Show.thank you for your Channel update 🙏God bless you
Hilarious !!! Thank you so much..
I remember telling that joke about the whisper on the phone, when I was young. It works beautifully here as an answer to telemarketers.
Ee told jokes to each other, A LOT before the internet.
i can relate with the neighbor upstairs...
Hilarious content and brilliant delivery!
The ending really cracked me up !! I needed that today. Had a horrible horrible one
I hope you're doing better!
☮️💜
@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 Tysm!! Im hoping my week gets better, lifes just been a lil rough
@@glowingforthe1654
I hear ya!
Lots of people struggling.
Thank goodness we got these guys on TH-cam to cheer us up!
Just keep on doing the right thing & it'll eventually get better, it has to!
My dog always makes me feel a little better! I don't know what I'd do without her!
☮️💜🌞
@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 my dog too!! They really are to kind for us!
Hilarious from beginning to end.👍😆😂
Thank you. You made mundane tasks more enjoyable.
Fantastic! Instant fan! Amazing 20 minutes!
The telemarketer joke is hilarious 😂 😅😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the laugh, Buddy! I needed that! 😁
One of the best!
Gut laughter when I thought I was too tired to laugh.
Buddy Fitzpatrick. An awesome human being, friend and one incredibly funny person. You killed the crowd that night my friend! Go out and catch his show. He is worth it!
Excellent 😊 . This gentleman has it down . Excellent .
Omg this dude is hilariously awesome 👌
lovely ☺️🌸 I can completely relate to noisy neighbors, it’s pure hell, I am beyond sleep deprived and in fact am recovering in bed, that bit made me laugh whole heartedly
Couldn’t stop laughing so funny
You are funny. I laughed so hard my eyes were raining.
The last part is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😂😅
I selfie myself angry and then text it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very funny. I needed this!
The spider in the car part has me laughing so hard!!! 🤣
I laughed so hard at this video 😂
The fact this guys is screaming about the Unit Circle is completely correct and what students do at school.
20 minutes just flew by. He’s hilarious.
Awesome performance!!!
I really needed his comedy
This is one of the funniest ones I have heard in a long time
Love this guy!!!
At least you can use gum as emergency breaks😂 this guy is so funny
Funny! Made several good points. However, the last story was an old one. I still give ya a thumbs up!
I’ve heard the last story a few times and I think I laugh harder every time. His delivery is so well done!
The "no school in the future" statement was made by Stephen Hawking in 1995 (if I'm not mistaken). I read a kinda similar angry photo story in a Japanese manga titled Kobo Chan written in the 80s (but of course the photo was put in an antique plate display, not through a smartphone). Comedies are repeated in varied stories most of the time, but the comedians can own it with their unique techniques. 😄
@@LadyVoldemort Storytelling is almost a lost art. Now everything is in the form of memes. I'm old and still tell stories. The kids at my old job used to say, "Does everything remind you of a story?" hahaha
@@ohillbilly
Same here (if you count 40 as old like me). I still tell stories to my niece and nephews...I'm glad that they also enjoy my stories, sometimes for hours. Bright kids...I love them so much.
@@LadyVoldemort Your almost a kid yourself. :-) But keep tellin stories. They'll remember it. Or they'll remember how Auntie Voldemort sure was windy. ;-) ha
"are you hungry?" got me...lol
Absolutely HILARIOUS. 😂
Bravo! Very funny man!