Horrific Ancient Methods of Execution

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  • @Sideprojects
    @Sideprojects  4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

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    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We need another repeat of this as there are far more that could be covered!

    • @BIGJATPSU
      @BIGJATPSU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Simon, Hitchcock called, you owe him his lunch back. 🤮😜😂😂

    • @TheWtfnonamez
      @TheWtfnonamez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you just casually skip over the fact that Saudi Arabia crucifies people???
      Super glad they do it nicer these days, super upset you dont read your fucking scripts before you read them out. Fucking Judas.

    • @terriwakefield6319
      @terriwakefield6319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anarchyantz1564 1!,

    • @doyouwanttogivemelekiss3097
      @doyouwanttogivemelekiss3097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You've missed death by bamboo!

  • @__Lopps
    @__Lopps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    At 3:50 that dude honestly looks like he’s simply enjoying the warmth.

    • @gundvr1846
      @gundvr1846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      he chilling
      maybe not chilling but he’s chilling

    • @I_like_your_handle_Mister
      @I_like_your_handle_Mister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Average boiling pot enjoyer

    • @prithvi6499
      @prithvi6499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I think that's a Sikh warrior (Cant remember who exactly) being tortured by the mughals in India. He's shown to be enduring the pain signifying his courage

    • @phazedkilledyou
      @phazedkilledyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is an amazing photo

    • @GHOST-in-the-MACHINE
      @GHOST-in-the-MACHINE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It looks like he's being inconvenienced

  • @haleyw5677
    @haleyw5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    I never thought I’d breathe a sigh of relief when the sponsor section started

    • @thetroll1247
      @thetroll1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      WOW AGREED
      And wonder y an advanced alien civilization wouldn't come here NOPE

    • @killman369547
      @killman369547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@thetroll1247 Advanced alien civilizations had to start somewhere too. I would assume if one looked back far enough into any civilization human or alien they would find horrific events, execution methods etc etc.

    • @OldieBugger
      @OldieBugger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@killman369547 when an alien comes and sees a crusifixion in Saudi-Arabia, he says to his crewmates: "Ok, they're still on this stage. I'll report to our HQ that we'll come and check them again in a few thousand years. Maybe they'll be a little bit more civilizied then. Or maybe they have killed themselves, whichever comes first. But right now, they're not worth any attempt to contact."

    • @ItsJakeStuff
      @ItsJakeStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah for once haha. Just hate when he says "there's nothing worse than having to sit through an ad when you're trying to listen to something " haha..the irony.

    • @stevemac6707
      @stevemac6707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ keith moore no person deserves to die in those ways. It speaks volumes for your personality that you seem to relish it almost.....

  • @therealoatmeal4642
    @therealoatmeal4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    „But as painful as it must be to be burned alive, it just doesn’t seem that creative“

    • @solascriptura-e7t
      @solascriptura-e7t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm like.....
      wait.... WHAT???

    • @Raf-qz7ih
      @Raf-qz7ih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He’s not wrong though, it needs some.....flair

    • @lexithomas9694
      @lexithomas9694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Raf-qz7ih that's a bar haha

    • @mouadaarif
      @mouadaarif 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo u good?

    • @tres8003
      @tres8003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Set a arrow on fire and shoot around them, Then light a pig on fire and sent it towards the victim

  • @anitastone168
    @anitastone168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    The Human Being is only limited in their barbaric cruelty by their imagination, and that is limitless.

    • @gcb4763
      @gcb4763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And we were made in the image of God. I think there is something wrong with creation.

    • @frankspikes7858
      @frankspikes7858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gcb4763 Free will is a mofo!!! Lol

    • @raccuia1
      @raccuia1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There are members of our species who derive pleasure out of others' suffering. Enabling has allowed these empty shells of nothingness to perpetrate these horrors.

    • @developer4
      @developer4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like an expert

    • @dyslexicboogaloo
      @dyslexicboogaloo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe the human being is only limited in ____________ by their imagination. And their imagination needs some exercise.

  • @conquerandwin
    @conquerandwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2644

    "Try Audible! Anyway, Chapter four, impalement....."

    • @sumitnanaware1667
      @sumitnanaware1667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      " I haven't listened it myself though..."😂😂😂

    • @I_the_Taco
      @I_the_Taco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      you can read more about it on *audible.*

    • @ashleyb66
      @ashleyb66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @oldmanhunch6856
      @oldmanhunch6856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That sounds like a threat

    • @dlou9227
      @dlou9227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh no. Anyway-

  • @cesarmalon7829
    @cesarmalon7829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Seeing others in pain or hearing any kind of physical suffering puts me on edge. I can’t imagine being able to turn off that sympathetic response, and though I may feel those emotions differently than the vast majority of people but like.... were all people this vile? Was the culture just so violent that it lost its stigma? Would not want to lose my childhood innocence over the evil reality of *that* world

    • @kebah11
      @kebah11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Honestly though.
      I can’t even stand to hear my lil brother cry from really bad stomach aches

    • @thegreatballplayer1
      @thegreatballplayer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I’m the same way. I couldn’t ever torture my worst enemy in these ways simply because I put myself in their place and imagine what it would feel like.

    • @pterojacktylus2475
      @pterojacktylus2475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Not all people were this vile, most were just peasants trying to survive in a world where their entire lives hinge on the decisions and whims from a series of inbred egotists.

    • @brentlanyon4654
      @brentlanyon4654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@pterojacktylus2475 Not that dissimilar from today, but the peasants now have internet, economy cars, and fast food.

    • @KTMGUNNER
      @KTMGUNNER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you can do it to animals and eat meat you're a few steps away

  • @Banidil
    @Banidil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2168

    Ever get annoyed when someone goes "OMG I wish I could transport back to those romantic times" because they saw 2 period plays? I want them to see this stuff lol. It was NOT great for MOST

    • @mikemurdoch9653
      @mikemurdoch9653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Alot of unwiped buttholes, so romantic

    • @peanutoreo8052
      @peanutoreo8052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      So many people today in the USA don’t realize how good they have it and are not thankful.

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yup. It bugs me when it’s someone who knows me well, because I require like three supplements to, stay alive and about five prescriptions due to an inherited illness. One major symptom is severe pain. So without pain control, I wouldn’t really... wanna live? Much less back then? And I’d be considered insane or something; people with pain didn’t tend to do well back then. And I’d most likely die in childbirth; everyone in my family has difficulty having kids and need help delivering, if not outright c-sections because we’re petite. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I also don’t heal normally, even with pristine treatment it can take a week for a simple cut to close.
      So... there’s just no way for me. If I didn’t die from lack of nutrients, if I didn’t die from childbirth, if I didn’t throw myself off a cliff due to the pain, I’d still be considered insane and unable to support myself.
      So like, no, no I wouldn’t like to go back in time. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ I hate people. 😂

    • @katarinatibai8396
      @katarinatibai8396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💯

    • @TeamOT
      @TeamOT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Also, I think most people do not realize how incredibly frigging boring the life of the average citizen was.

  • @Oddballkane
    @Oddballkane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    I heard when king charles the 1st was beheaded people rushed forward to dip hankies in his blood. Now people would take a video or photo. People haven't changed technology has improved.

    • @alexbowman7582
      @alexbowman7582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Presumably from the magic effect of fresh blood from the dead.

    • @paulherzog9605
      @paulherzog9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      That was Charles I that lost his head. Charles II, his son, persued his father's killers all over Europe and New England. Brought back to England they died horrible deaths. Oliver Cromwell's body was dug up, put on trail, beheaded then the body was cut up & burned. His head was mounted on the of a church where it remained until the 20th century.

    • @groverjuicy
      @groverjuicy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same with John Dillinger, so no, they haven't changed.

    • @mamapetillo8675
      @mamapetillo8675 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Point

    • @TooLameToDie
      @TooLameToDie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They would do that for anyone who was "famous". It was a part of the reason the French decided to not allow the public to witness beheadings and moved the proceedings behind prison walls.

  • @luvslagos
    @luvslagos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    It seems to me the different forms of execution were developed more to satisfy the sick appetites of those in charge than to dissuade crime. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @dreyddog19
      @dreyddog19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah some people were pretty fucked and liked to see that shit for sure.

    • @HistoryGe3k
      @HistoryGe3k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If they brought back pubic executions, thousands of people would want to watch it. If they put public executions on the internet, that website would go viral. People have not changed.

    • @HistoryGe3k
      @HistoryGe3k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thefinale8855 - The main reason that public executions were stopped is because they were TOO popular and resulted in social problems. I am sure that if executions became public again there would be massive crowds again. If the executions were put on the internet, they would be popular. There are already heaps of internet sites containing executions by the drug cartels and ISIS. By the way, the Drug Cartel executions are way more horrific than ISIS. ISIS has better video production quality but the Cartels are way more brutal. Just saying....

    • @HistoryGe3k
      @HistoryGe3k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thefinale8855 - we live in a pampered society. We say we do not want to see animals harmed while we enjoy our burgers. We complain that we are overweight while millions live in poverty and starve. We claim that we want a peaceful world while our Nations absolutely need a strong military so that we can continue to live the way we do. We want peace in the Middle East while the Western Nations are playing political and military games inside these nations. Millions in the world starve while we actually dump food into the ocean and leave food rotting in the field in order to maintain higher prices in the market. We push a "war on drugs" inside our own Nations while providing the demand for illegal drugs that keep the Cartels in business. Welcome to the real world and it is ugly.

    • @shavedleggs5390
      @shavedleggs5390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HistoryGe3k spot on

  • @liamscherl2019
    @liamscherl2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    Once again I feel lucky to be living in such a comfortable and relatively humane time.

    • @surge802
      @surge802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Unless you live in south america

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@surge802 or any middle east country

    • @HistoryGe3k
      @HistoryGe3k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It depends on where you live. Death by torture is still popular in many places, even today.....

    • @theonewhoasked1482
      @theonewhoasked1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah same

    • @davidbillyard6629
      @davidbillyard6629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For how much longer, though...

  • @KonradTheWizzard
    @KonradTheWizzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    A little correction towards crucifixion (AFAIR): the most common mode (at least in ancient Rome) seems to have been upright and using rope to bind the person to the cross. So mostly the condemned died of asphyxiation when his/her muscles gave up and the body weight compressed the lungs, so it was impossible to breathe.
    This means breaking the persons legs was not exactly meant to make the suffering worse, but shorter - with broken legs you collapse and asphyxiation comes earlier - you probably die in less than an hour after that (forensics experts: weigh in please). If they wanted to prolong death they nailed a little support underneath the feet, instinctively at the last moment you'd push yourself up, breathe and live in agony for a few more minutes, then it all happens again and again until you are literally out of energy.
    Another reason to cut into a person was to determine whether that person was dead, since the way the blood flows out changes after death.
    Also I'm surprised the wheel was not on this list. But then again - we humans have been surprisingly creative in coming up with horrible things to do to each other, so some (a lot of) methods were bound to be "missing"...

    • @KonradTheWizzard
      @KonradTheWizzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @chak lee ...just because some past methods were unimaginably cruel doesn't mean that killing a person (whatever the reason and reasoning) is "humane" or fit for a modern enlightened civilization.

    • @soutano11979
      @soutano11979 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If they’re on a cross with the arms tied up how exactly does the body weight (just really the head and little bit from arms) crush the chest plate and rib cage to crush the lungs?

    • @KonradTheWizzard
      @KonradTheWizzard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@soutano11979 You are thinking about the wrong mechanism. It's not crushed, just stretched and compressed.
      Since the legs are not really supported the (lower, not upper) body weight stretches the belly and chest downward. This compresses (tightens) the chest somewhat - try to stretch a shopping bag: you'll see it also gets tighter - the more you stretch it the less you get into it. In order to breathe the muscles in the lungs have to work against this tightness - this is not a problem for the first few minutes, but the muscles get tired and after a few hours the condemned suffocates because breathing is just too much work over all the other pain he experiences. Suffocation is one of the worst (if not the worst) ways to die, to experience this for hours must be hell itself - this method of execution is much crueller even than most people imagine.
      If you want to know more details: ask an expert for anatomy.

    • @soutano11979
      @soutano11979 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KonradTheWizzard ok that explanation makes more sense I mean really if it’s just the hands tied up above them the legs wouldn’t even need to be broken, any unnecessary movement will require more oxygen, trying to take bigger inhalation’s therefore actually speeding up the process but I think it would just be suffocation like u just said not asphyxiation.

    • @Gentleman_Orange
      @Gentleman_Orange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KonradTheWizzard Well for me people that just say proudly they are against death penalty are not better. Since perpetuity in some countries does not exist, the criminal get freed years after. And since none country try to repair the mind of the individual, he's condemned to kill again. So for me, since we don't help people who can be helped nor kill people that are unrecoverable, then people against the death penalty actually do accept the future murder of a random individual. It's like a human sacrifice. Same with rape. It happens recently. A 15yo girl has been raped and killed by a multi-recidivist, who did his time in prison... But at least those good people can sleep well and give a good image in society...

  • @retiredcolonel6492
    @retiredcolonel6492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When I was stationed in Germany, 1980-83, I was enrolled in German culture, language and history classes through the University of Maryland, Overseas, Heidelberg, WGa. Every Saturday our professor would have us tour local museums and cathedrals so that we could see with our eyes what we discussed in class during the week. One weekend we went to the Crime and Punishment Museum in Rothenberg. It’s great. It has all of the tools of torture from the early Middle Ages to the Renaissance. I highly recommend it. Plus Rothenberg is a great little Medieval city. We spoke German then, required for class, but I believe signs were in English too.

  • @loucyphers_nightmare
    @loucyphers_nightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    He used the word excruciating many times during this video, actually the word excruciating was invented to describe the pain of being crucified

    • @mangot589
      @mangot589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Never heard that! But it totally makes sense!

    • @crowerkz
      @crowerkz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Interesting. Right there in the word.

    • @mangot589
      @mangot589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A month later. I just saw a doc a couple days ago that explained that too. Funny how that works!

  • @ben6993
    @ben6993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    1:56 I’m distracted by how lifelike that painting looks

    • @InfilaskillsTV
      @InfilaskillsTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “La crocifissione di San Pietro“ by Caravaggio!

    • @mangosdangoes6144
      @mangosdangoes6144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@InfilaskillsTV Cheers!

    • @orchidorio
      @orchidorio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very funny! 61221

  • @one_krazymofo8667
    @one_krazymofo8667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The guy at 3:50 on the pot was just chilling while sitting in the pot

    • @johnhalo8726
      @johnhalo8726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well I don't know about chilling

    • @davidbillyard6629
      @davidbillyard6629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I reckon he started singing- oh what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day lol

    • @JustJay14k
      @JustJay14k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe he's one of the Sikh saints, tortured by a Mughal emperor. Terrible!

  • @ehmmmjay9907
    @ehmmmjay9907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Maybe I should've picked another video to watch while eating my lunch...

  • @deph5183
    @deph5183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    What's scaphism? It can't be worse than the rest. I was so wrong.

    • @thatjesmonster
      @thatjesmonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      As someone who has recently had their pet sheep have a case of fly strike, the idea of this happening on the entire body is horrific.

    • @omniscientbeing4224
      @omniscientbeing4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I have looked up lists of "worst" executions. often times it is sawing at the top or maybe death by a thousand cuts. but I wonder how a method that kills within minutes or hours, can possibly compare to a method that takes days or weeks. I mean pain is a given in these circumstances but pain that last for an hour is nowhere near as horrible as pain that lasts for days.

    • @Brandon_metab
      @Brandon_metab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@omniscientbeing4224 Not just physical agony but the thought of being slowly devoured and used as a breeding ground by insects is just a complete and utter nightmare. Only thing that could be worse than that is scaphism while dosed on lsd.

    • @janicesullivan8942
      @janicesullivan8942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If given the choice I’d take beheading over scaphism.

    • @lauriej.5706
      @lauriej.5706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Brandon_metab If given a choice, I would select a firing squad. It is quick and sure. In fact, in the history of firing squad executions, there have been NO not botched executions using this method.

  • @lllaaauuurrraaa
    @lllaaauuurrraaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I know I can't be the only one who saw The Naked Prey and instantly became morbidly obsessed with the torture scene in which a man is covered in clay, then spit-roasted alive over an open fire. The amount of time I've spent researching whether or not that was a real execution method is...incalculable at this point tbh. AND I STILL DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER.

    • @gabrielpires336
      @gabrielpires336 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it was real bro XD

    • @HistoryGe3k
      @HistoryGe3k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Post this on a Narco website and wait for the next execution video (lol).....JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!

    • @scarletmacaw
      @scarletmacaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cornell Wilde was just like a real Tarzan-built character in that movie. That native porter was spit-roasted because he was part of the safari that disrespected the king of that territory by not wanting to pay him tribute and offer gifts in exchange for passing through their territory. "Oh oh oh, you and me, little brown jug how I love thee".

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's just you cuz most people don't look up execution methods cuz we don't wanna be put on a list

    • @lllaaauuurrraaa
      @lllaaauuurrraaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danialyousaf6456 Hate to break it to you, but watching this video already put you on that list. We're going down together now.

  • @thelgbtcommunity6351
    @thelgbtcommunity6351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    my GOD i have never been so grateful for a mid-video advertisement . i had already been aware of these but still humans are monsters god

    • @gabriellatham4973
      @gabriellatham4973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro right I was fucking holding my breath😂

    • @solascriptura-e7t
      @solascriptura-e7t 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because....
      Depravity.
      TOTAL depravity: th-cam.com/video/74m26RbmKQ0/w-d-xo.html

  • @laurajohnson6036
    @laurajohnson6036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    What a sick species we are

  • @hyper-insomniac
    @hyper-insomniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    You know you’ve watched too many of these videos when you know about all the entries

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:05 - Chapter 1 - Crucifixion
    3:05 - Chapter 2 - Fire, boiling & the brazen bull
    4:50 - Chapter 3 - Flaying
    6:10 - Mid roll ads
    7:40 - Chapter 4 - Impalement
    9:00 - Chapter 5 - Rats
    10:25 - Chapter 6 - Scaphism
    11:55 - Chapter 7 - The evolution of execution

    • @20PINKluvr
      @20PINKluvr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you

    • @defrendman
      @defrendman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      الحمد لله على الإسلام العظيم

    • @iainmcaulay3244
      @iainmcaulay3244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I had to choose one way to go it would be the Mid roll ads...

    • @rb3872
      @rb3872 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@iainmcaulay3244 still depends on how long and what ads are presented.
      Audible ads however are not the worst of them ;)

  • @charlesdelusignan7909
    @charlesdelusignan7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    In crucifixion the nails weren't actually nailed through the hands, but rather just short of the wrists. In the hands the nail would just tear through the knuckles whereas the wrist bones would suspend the body in place.

    • @620john620
      @620john620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Unless the wrists were tied to the cross beam, then the hands spiked as a kind of fk you.after all, unless the nails had big heads, the weight of the body could pull the wrists right off of the nails.

    • @HRage
      @HRage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thank heavens, for a moment I almost lost my breakfast but you put my mind at ease.

    • @cakes4056
      @cakes4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Both of u are right but they were usually tied for support then the nails added as like a fuck you cherry on the top of this shit sundae lmfaoo if only supported by the nails they may die to quick of blood loss, the whole point is to suffer. Either way no ty lol

    • @louiscyfer6944
      @louiscyfer6944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cakes4056 they didn't nail the hands or the wrist. they tied them. they didn't use crosses and only nailed the heelbone from the side.

    • @davidcostello4545
      @davidcostello4545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wake up buddy there's no section of arm between a hand and wrist it has to the hand or wrist not something just above the other unless you mean way far from hands like the biceps forearms or elbows

  • @jefflindeman
    @jefflindeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It’s said that later the tyrant Phalaris himself was also executed in the Brazen Bull after his rule was overthrown by Telemachus.

    • @TheAkIrA989
      @TheAkIrA989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This... makes me feel a little better...

  • @kjetillangauer2816
    @kjetillangauer2816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Based on the timing of the sponsor, Dollar shave club would have been golden

  • @exhausted6547
    @exhausted6547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    britsh vsauce

  • @whisperonascream
    @whisperonascream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    And here I am eating a bowl of HONEY nut cheerios as he begins to mention the #1 way of torture.

    • @haunteddreams7856
      @haunteddreams7856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm trying to pee 🤷‍♂️

    • @CHi_970
      @CHi_970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @STEPHANIE PRICE U THE REAL MVP👌👌🔥🔥

    • @john5155
      @john5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well...Cheerio✋

    • @CHi_970
      @CHi_970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@john5155 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whisperonascream
      @whisperonascream 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm thinking u all are failing to get that the #1 way of torture had to do with honey 🤷🏻‍♀️ That's why I made my ding bat comment

  • @robhicks2117
    @robhicks2117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Several days after a person was crucified they would push a spear into their torso just below their ribs to make sure they were dead. If water came out of the victim's torso after being speared then it meant that the person on the crucifix was dead.

    • @peanutoreo8052
      @peanutoreo8052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Actually, it is plasma, but it looks like water. The blood cells and the plasma separate after death.

    • @irenekaras4336
      @irenekaras4336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@peanutoreo8052
      8

    • @oof4077
      @oof4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Surviving is even worse, the pain lasts longer and then they top it off to a spear to the torso. I wonder if that’s rare.

    • @HistoryGe3k
      @HistoryGe3k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is what happened in the story of the crucifixion of Jesus. The soldiers pushed a spear into his side and "water" came out. The soldiers were actually surprised how quickly Jesus died. The two thieves crucified beside Jesus had their legs broken so that they would die and could have their bodies removed before the Sabbath. It is true that usually the bodies remained on the crosses for a long period of time but remember that the crucifixion of Jesus was demanded by the Jewish religious leaders and not the Romans. The Jewish religious leaders then asked to have the bodies removed before the Sabbath (Sundown Friday to Sundown Saturday). The crucifixion of Jesus was also recorded by the Romans and the Jewish religious leaders and not just in the Bible.

    • @patriciacolombini6567
      @patriciacolombini6567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What accent is this? Can't understand him

  • @williamemerson1799
    @williamemerson1799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Well, that was a pleasant little Christmassy video.

    • @SRW_
      @SRW_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Merry christmas

    • @JohnDoe-tt6bh
      @JohnDoe-tt6bh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean Easter?

    • @winnifredforbes8712
      @winnifredforbes8712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right on! Christmas Eve.

    • @barlabeats172
      @barlabeats172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      trust me

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almost as good as killing off Matthew during the Christmas special of Downton Abbey, merry effing Xmas

  • @specialknees6798
    @specialknees6798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ya know, I’d imagine cathedrals and religious families’ homes would look very different if Jesus had died from scaphism rather than crucifixion.

    • @aliecarey
      @aliecarey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably not, they display a bloody corpse in jewelry and paintings lol 😕 I could totally see little boat pendants around peoples necks 😬lol

    • @xonx209
      @xonx209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never understand why people use an instrument of torture to memorialize a person. If someone I love is killed by a gun, it would be strange to wear a bullet or a gun around my neck...

    • @specialknees6798
      @specialknees6798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@xonx209 ehh I mean I get that it’s meant to represent sacrifice, but I love the meme about how if Jesus came back to earth and saw crosses everywhere he’d have a ptsd episode.

    • @nathanoppy
      @nathanoppy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xonx209you don’t understand the passion then. In Christian theology, Christ willing lay laid down his life out of love for humanity, as a sacrifice. Because he’s God he’s all powerful and could have easily stopped his killers. If you believe in Christian theology that is. If you think he’s just a man who was killed by the Roman’s then that theory makes kind of sense

  • @stargirlzx
    @stargirlzx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Mans inhumanity to man knows no limits

  • @marsy1480
    @marsy1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Saw a brazen bull in Portugal at a torture exhibition. Unbelievable how someone can think up of something so horrific.

    • @MultiScooter63
      @MultiScooter63 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, when the constructor of this terrible instrument introduced it to his king he became a victim himself, as the tyran asked him to show that one adult person could get into the bull - which he demonstrated successfully... that sealed his fate.

    • @h.a.9880
      @h.a.9880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MultiScooter63 I mean, you can say what you will, but the guy who invented the Brazen Bull kinda got what he deserved.

    • @jakeg3126
      @jakeg3126 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always thought that the brazen bull was more of a made up myth. The traveling circus made up a lot of stuff and stories for audiences

  • @jaebunnii2530
    @jaebunnii2530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I hope no one gets the wrong idea looking at my watch history 😅

  • @stdesy
    @stdesy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Never has this been more accurate: “The past is the worst”

    • @sthomas2592
      @sthomas2592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a book - "The Good Old Days - They were Terrible".

    • @DivoGo
      @DivoGo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The future isn’t looking that rosy with technology in play.

  • @crackman9376
    @crackman9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I could listen to Simon narrate the apocalypse and feel perfectly comfortable with my imminent demise.

  • @Zalesaa
    @Zalesaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “They were put in a boat or log and their hands and feet were bound”
    Me: oh that’s not so bad?
    *continues on*
    Me: oh….. 😳

    • @kiruka9899
      @kiruka9899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭 I was like "oh this one is ok I would be happy if- wait. hold on"

    • @lr5081
      @lr5081 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The worst is how long it took,you go mad by the second day just feeling the critters all over you,plus the stench of it.😰🤭This seems to be the most creative and horrific.

  • @BillHalliwell
    @BillHalliwell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    G'day Simon, During WW2, my uncle D'arcy, a member of the Australian 2nd/40th Battalion, himself a tortured POW of the Japanese, witnessed POWs being staked out on the ground and rats in a metal buckets being placed on victims' stomachs. Japanese soldiers would beat the bucket with sticks or bayonets and the rat would begin its gruesome escape. Uncle D'arcy was an expert axeman so his torture was relatively milder; consisting of beating, whipping and being forced to sleep at night with a heavy log on his legs. He was deeply psychologically affected by his treatment and what he witnessed. In later life, he became distressed even if a picture of a Japanese person appeared in a newspaper or on TV. D'arcy always used to refer to himself as 'one of the lucky ones'. BH

    • @LaurieAnnCurry
      @LaurieAnnCurry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I cannot even imagine what he endured and saw let alone his PTSD afterwards.

    • @Genesh12
      @Genesh12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you know if any of those Japanese soldiers were tried for such war crimes?

    • @ryan.1990
      @ryan.1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Genesh12 lol no, the "good guys" who won the war pardoned a lot of them for their medical research (gained through torture of prisoners of course)

    • @sidj6745
      @sidj6745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine how POW and veterans feel watching our country on the verge of loosing it's Democracy, the very thing that they fought and died to protect. I think abt that a lot.

    • @DemeterTelphousia-Erinyes
      @DemeterTelphousia-Erinyes ปีที่แล้ว

      The poor man- unbelievable treatment. My grandad ( UK) was out in Burma ( as it was called then) and saw some of the results of this ghastly treatment after the Japanese were being pushed back. He didn’t talk about it much but did tell me that many of the Japanese guards and commandants were hanged there and then. Serves them bloody right.

  • @JasonLambek
    @JasonLambek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    As the father of a couple teenagers, I found this video most interesting, and educational. Thanks!

    • @matthewvoss7365
      @matthewvoss7365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh I like your parenting because you prefer truth and education over censorship. Oh and you allowing your teens to watch this would offend all the people I don't like.

    • @patsavage1245
      @patsavage1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂.

    • @BAZZAROU812
      @BAZZAROU812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol.. Fistbump.. Better make the kids badass...

    • @mess8008
      @mess8008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It sounds like you’re about to kill your teenagers lol.

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@matthewvoss7365 What an incredibly dumb way to miss the obvious joke. But I’m glad you got your little jabs in. Feel better now?

  • @davidreinhard6037
    @davidreinhard6037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Fuck it, bring on the world ending asteroid, let's wipe the slate clean. Humans were a mistake. Let's give the Dolphin people a shot.

    • @1NSHAME
      @1NSHAME 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, dolphins gang rape each other to death sometimes...

    • @davidreinhard6037
      @davidreinhard6037 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@1NSHAME Why did I know I was gonna get this comment...
      Yeah, so do most animals... and SO DO HUMANS. In fact we do WAY worse stuff, clearly^^^. Even today. And we drive cars, read books, invented the internet, put people on the moon, and like to think of ourselves as superior to animals. But we still do blatantly sick and evil stuff, deliberately, calculatedly, and with our "superior reasoning". Oh and I'm not even touching on what we're doing to the climate. So yeah don't even try to compare animals acting like animals with deliberately destroying the planet, or committing genocides, or half the horrendously unforgivable shit that millions of humans do every single day. What an absolutely mind-bogglingly stupid fucking argument. Jesus.

  • @jshicke
    @jshicke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Was surprised the 'Death of a Thousand Cuts', or 'Lingchi', was not on your list. Used in China, and Vietnam', from 900BC to 1905 when it was eventually banned. Reserved for crimes deemed especially heinous, it involved a knife used to methodically remove portions of the body over an extended period of time, eventually resulting in death. As photography existed during this time, Images of this form of execution exist.

    • @Psykoosi92
      @Psykoosi92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shouldn't have googled that one.

    • @disposabull
      @disposabull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Psykoosi92 I should have taken your word for it and not searched for lingchi.

    • @willthrizzal2647
      @willthrizzal2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't that what that movie was about model citizen when that guy killed his family and he got let out by the lawyer Jamie fox

    • @gunnargunnarsson5963
      @gunnargunnarsson5963 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sounds like what the Triads would use against rats

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very similar to his description of flaying.

  • @wookie-zh7go
    @wookie-zh7go 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I knew all of these, but they still amaze me that a society or civilization could be behind this stuff.

    • @peter-8483
      @peter-8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maybe look into the holodomor in the USSR, the ''big leap forward/cultural revolution'' in china or the islamic invasion of india, the armenian genocide, torturing one person to death is one thing, but killing 100 million people in torturous ways is quite another.

  • @lilscrydvl
    @lilscrydvl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Consider this when thinking about impalement. Bamboo is one of the fastest growing plants and is strong enough to hold up to a human body. In ancient China and areas, it was common to have a stalk of bamboo inserted into the anus, which led to the bamboo growing up through the body.

    • @jlyngdoh5608
      @jlyngdoh5608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yikes...

    • @johnnyazer5779
      @johnnyazer5779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rectum.....we nearly killed em.

    • @someguy-ty1fg
      @someguy-ty1fg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnyazer5779 😂🤣😆😅
      Slayed me too u fuk!

    • @melvert33
      @melvert33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he got the point...

  • @alexdill9667
    @alexdill9667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    At 6 years old, my family took me to the Wax Museum in Victoria B.C. One of the permanent displays was "The Chamber of Horrors". It had figures much like the video thumbnail at 9:07. I was pretty _horrified_ lol. I returned a few years later and either I had become inured to blood and guts, or they had tamed the display considerably. I look back at both visits with fondness. While I wouldn't want to be an actual participant, getting shocked can be a fun, memorable experience.

    • @michaelk5007
      @michaelk5007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember that! There was a sign stating that you proceeding to the right at your own risk, for the faint of heart go left!

    • @alexdill9667
      @alexdill9667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelk5007 yep I remember too. My parents let me decide to go in...and of course curiosity got the better of me, lol.😄

    • @upperleftcoastchelseafan7718
      @upperleftcoastchelseafan7718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, lots of BC memories for me and my brothers. Probably about 6 or 7 the first time I went through the chamber of horrors, freaked me the hell out for many a night at that age. Last time we went through we just laughed (probably to cover up the real anxiety we remembered as kids). It closed down in 2010.

    • @alexdill9667
      @alexdill9667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@upperleftcoastchelseafan7718 the Wax Museum closed down?? Man I really wanted to go back there one day! Kids have video games now, who wants to go to a museum nowadays?😞

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never been there, but have visited the London Dungeon, a torture museum in London.
      Pretty interesting place. Was a bit older than 6 years when I went there and was quite intrigued by the ingenious methods of inflicting slow pain and death on people that were on graphic display there.
      Sadly it now seems to have changed into a theme park complete with rides.

  • @Dr.Gunsmith
    @Dr.Gunsmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Everyone’s gangster till the flaying knifes come out 😬

    • @reicherreinhardtvonkesslri9847
      @reicherreinhardtvonkesslri9847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Everybody's gangster until Chili's government starts shoving rats up your butt!

    • @Rajat-Thermite
      @Rajat-Thermite 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reicherreinhardtvonkesslri9847 then rats don't need to make holes.

    • @groverjuicy
      @groverjuicy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "knifes" haha

    • @HistoryGe3k
      @HistoryGe3k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about de-gloving? De-gloving involves removing the scalp and face in one piece while the victim is still alive. If done properly it can form a perfect death mask that can be shown to the victim before he or she dies. If done properly. death will come via shock or exposure rather than by blood loss.

  • @TheMinarus
    @TheMinarus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The amount of suffering that some people have experienced before death in those times is absolutely terrible......Just makes you realize how much fewer suffering is in the world right now, that is to say there is always improvements to make but we've come pretty far...

    • @penoyer79
      @penoyer79 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      oh there are still practices that go on in prisons around the world...especially to political prisoners in places like North Korea, China, Iran etc.

    • @TheMinarus
      @TheMinarus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@penoyer79 Yep as I say there's always improvements...the fact that you can cite 'a few places' where some shit still goes down illustrates my point...From the Western world and most places in the Eastern world as well I can't recall the last time people were boiled alive or crucified publicly but it's been shit ton of time and it's not really conceivable lol

  • @karoofish
    @karoofish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    It's amazing how horribly cruel we can be as a so called "advanced" species.

    • @philippemineau2015
      @philippemineau2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As disgusting as it is, people in the Antiquity and Middle ages had the excuse that such practices were very common and spreaded all over the known world. Not only were people desensitized, those practices were completely normal for them. It is fondamental in History not to look at former societies with our own modern eyes. On the other hand, people like Pinochet and his fellow Latin-American dictators had zero excuse. Human rights were absolutely a thing in the 70s and 80s. The same can be said for the treatment of PoWs throughout the two world wars. It is the fact that such practices were perpetrated well into the 20th century that is the most disturbing in my opinion

    • @peter-8483
      @peter-8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@philippemineau2015
      How about the fact that these things still happen, US created entities like ISIS and al qaeda behead people by slowly cutting their necks, you hear them scream in pain (many islamic countries do this too, and they have a seat at the UN and human rights council)

    • @gestaposantaclaus
      @gestaposantaclaus ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean other advanced intelligent species could be even worse for all we know…

  • @TheQuickSilver101
    @TheQuickSilver101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'd never heard of scaphism. These were all disturbing as hell. Thank you for explaining how terrible the past could be.

    • @SuperMrHiggins
      @SuperMrHiggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right?! Ditto on scaphism.

    • @TheDJLionman
      @TheDJLionman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the future isnt any better you just dont see the worst of it.

    • @shasmi93
      @shasmi93 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheDJLionman you may be right. With global warming and on coming ecosystem collapse it is going to get fucking crazy in the future. Enjoy the spoils of today… because hell on earth is coming. Calm before the storm, that’s the time we are living in rn.

  • @raymondmartin5187
    @raymondmartin5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the first time I actually liked hearing an ad in the middle of the video.

  • @Adiscretefirm
    @Adiscretefirm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    This entire episode is an advertisement for the "the past was the worst" t-shirt.

    • @Gentleman_Orange
      @Gentleman_Orange 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And "where are my human rights?" x)

    • @pearlythobz
      @pearlythobz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never thought id be so glad to live in modern times. Note to self: "bitch less"✔️

    • @LinhHLe
      @LinhHLe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      burn alive with nukes , coming?

  • @brianmcconnell1817
    @brianmcconnell1817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Another form of capital punishment was “the blood eagle”.
    From Wikipedia: “The blood eagle is a ritual method of execution, detailed in late skaldic poetry. According to the two instances mentioned in the Sagas, the victims were placed in a prone position, their ribs severed from the spine with a sharp tool, and their lungs pulled through the opening to create a pair of "wings".”

    • @penoyer79
      @penoyer79 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this method is showcased in Midsommer.

  • @dianpink3019
    @dianpink3019 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    His talks quick and appealing to listen too. Like Sir David Attenborough, his voice keeps me interested , along with the education on many subjects. Making it enjoyable to learn.

  • @7411y
    @7411y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "You'd be a bit of a weirdo if you did"
    Simon.
    Simon, Simon, Simon.
    I thought you understood your audience.

  • @matthewbattye5343
    @matthewbattye5343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That left me feeling vulnerable and needing counselling.

  • @tierrashanice6299
    @tierrashanice6299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine the ghosts of these executed people realizing that their "crimes" aren't that big of a deal anymore.

  • @xijin_pooh5158
    @xijin_pooh5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Remember everyone if you’re getting crucified you always got a look on the bright side of life
    Appreciate the love

    • @a24396
      @a24396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Seems like they'd do better to "always look on the bright side of death... Just before you take your terminal breath..."

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Thanjs, now that whistling will be in my head the rest of the day

    • @alexdill9667
      @alexdill9667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LoL going to see the Life Of Bryan as a teenager does not end well, if you've been raised in a fundamentalist xtian religion- and the "elders" find out that you went.🤣

    • @badgerello
      @badgerello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’m Brian and so is my wife.

    • @jaredkennedy6576
      @jaredkennedy6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Alms for an ex leper?

  • @peters2261
    @peters2261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I got sick of this, but still I watched it. Must be the curiosity in me torturering my brain on purpose. Keep up the good work Simon:)

  • @DieNextInLINE
    @DieNextInLINE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I was about to comment about impalement but Simon covered it at the end with Vlad Dracula's impalement. It was just as common for people to use a flat ended pole.
    I'm also kind of surprised that the brass bull(?) wasn't covered in this video. Hearing about the form of murder really fucked me up. People were shoved into this metal effigy of a bull and then a fire was started underneath the device causing the victim to be roasted alive and the screams coming from inside mimicked a bulls screams of pain.
    Edit: I guess I walked away during the second chapter since he covered the brazen bull in it but I'll still leave my comment.

  • @DaveyAnkersmit
    @DaveyAnkersmit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    And then he said " there is nothing more annoying than having to listen to ads when you are listening to something"...after which he continued to read the ad amids his vid...GG Simon..

  • @cashi4225
    @cashi4225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I can not continue watching this. I feel so sorry for them.

  • @5captain
    @5captain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ha ha ha ha I love the big dude just "chilling" in a ig cauldron of water with fire under him looking like, "Oh, what are we having?"

  • @FULLSCALEDISCOVERIES
    @FULLSCALEDISCOVERIES 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “There’s nothing more annoying than an advertisement in the middle of something your trying to watch” as he is sponsoring Audible in the middle of the video

    • @PrincessNottingham
      @PrincessNottingham 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go you tube premium you don’t get annoying ads then 👍

    • @Jesus_3232
      @Jesus_3232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PrincessNottingham did you know people don’t like to pay a fine per month for YT? “👍”

    • @Redskies453
      @Redskies453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Jesus_3232 it's not a free public service you pleb.

    • @bluerath
      @bluerath 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PrincessNottingham you do realize even with youtube red an ad read in the video which is what Samson is talking about would still play since it's in the video, right?

    • @Adriiell
      @Adriiell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PrincessNottingham braindead

  • @warrenpeece1726
    @warrenpeece1726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I remember a most horrific method, from The History of Torture - dropping the victim into a tall, hollow tower filled with ashes.

    • @woahdang192
      @woahdang192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What did the ashes do?

    • @warrenpeece1726
      @warrenpeece1726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@woahdang192 Slow suffocation

  • @alivaziri3246
    @alivaziri3246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow,as an Iranian who actually studied a lot about persian history, this was the first time that I heard about scaphism execution method in ancient persia.I would appreciate it if you mention your resources about this.many thanks in advance.

  • @keepinmeuppodcast76
    @keepinmeuppodcast76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Ahhhh Humans. The most “evolved” of Earth’s animals lol

    • @au9parsec
      @au9parsec 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      >:-(

    • @TheDuke4100
      @TheDuke4100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nature is way harsher...dont start this silly shit

    • @au9parsec
      @au9parsec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheDuke4100, I am a angry chipmunk--->🐿

    • @robsnider83
      @robsnider83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You're right. We should be more like orcas and toss the condemned around and kick them until their body is broken then eat the poor sobs.

    • @bankerpiggy4721
      @bankerpiggy4721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We are the most evolved but also one of the cruelest

  • @steffenschiller3189
    @steffenschiller3189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Methods of executions as side project? I don't even want to know what the main project was than. Suggestion for side project - Scandinavian stave churches.

    • @ilarious5729
      @ilarious5729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've found the dark side of Simon lately, first having slaves in his basement and now this 😳

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or the Guillotine? Quite the interesting/funny/ironic tale. A doctor wanted to reduce the suffering of people because of inept excecutioners (Why the hellt took it three strikes ot kill Mary Queen of Scots?) but the French Revolution turned it intor an industry.

    • @pmsavenger
      @pmsavenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read that as "State churches" and was a bit confused. Like, okey. If you really want to? I even started to think of any specific one that you might have meant, and then I read what you wrote again, and it made so much more sense the second time. :P I blame christmas fatigue.

  • @ctgeorgia
    @ctgeorgia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Humans are capable of such unimaginable cruelties.
    I'm blessed to have been born during these times and in the greatest country in history.

  • @Markle2k
    @Markle2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The last brings new meaning to "the land of milk and honey".

  • @chi-weishen6740
    @chi-weishen6740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:12 "flaying seems to have been first used in the neo-assyrian empire around 300 bc"

    The Neo-Assyrian empire existed from 911 BC until the defeat at Harran in 609 BC.

    • @redghost3170
      @redghost3170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good call.

    • @zendakk
      @zendakk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's no contradiction...

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zendakk It ended 300 years before 300 BC.

  • @lildurpy
    @lildurpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You said that crucifixion was the only method on the list still in use, but Moamer Gaddaffi was impaled in Libya at the hands of the rebel army, which for a brief time technically held official control of the country.

  • @Lesnz2009
    @Lesnz2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Vlad is considered a hero by Romanians and his most famous incident was when he had a lot of criminals impaled, plus he used this method to to terrify the Ottomans. The idea of him being evil is a direct result of Bram Stoker's Dracula. He was brutal but that does not mean he was evil. Consider the period in which he lived

    • @Gentleman_Orange
      @Gentleman_Orange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He was not obligated to eat happily next to people being impaled by the ass though x)

    • @FelixstoweFoamForge
      @FelixstoweFoamForge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nope. Impaling your own criminals is way over the top. Vlad was brave, resourceful, had a very sick sense of humour, was very likely psychologically damaged and yes, evil. Burning all your begars alive is just not the act of a sane person.
      And he failed to keep his homeland free from the turks...
      People will only fear you for a certain length of time before they start hating you.

    • @peter-8483
      @peter-8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vlad was without a doubt a hero, one of the protectors of Europe against an outright evil empire

    • @risingspirit2229
      @risingspirit2229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peter-8483 Impaling a woman through their vagina for adultery is evil beyond human. Demonic

    • @bobbun9630
      @bobbun9630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You haven't considered the possibility that everyone was evil back then. Or at least everyone in charge.

  • @casandracannady5665
    @casandracannady5665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    It would take a evil person to do this to someone no matter what their crimes. My nerves wouldn't let me

    • @stellarocquie7957
      @stellarocquie7957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'd LOVE to do ANY of these things to anyone who abuses or tortures an innocent animal. Impaling for PEDOPHILES. Thumbs up, if you agree!

    • @cassandra-
      @cassandra- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "no matter their crimes" imo a murderer or a rapist deserves these

    • @oof4077
      @oof4077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stellarocquie7957 same opinion but if the executed also committed human murder and/or torture.

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@stellarocquie7957 Nah, you're just as bad as them, you just want to find an excuse to get your rocks off to other people suffering. Here's an idea; quickly kill those who have committed these atrocities.

    • @RubyBlueUwU
      @RubyBlueUwU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TimSlee1 I don’t know how much I ascribe to “you’d be just as bad” but yeah I also don’t think any society that would do these things to a person could ever call themselves civilised or just...there’s some people in this world I loathe but I still can’t imagine wanting to see something like this happen to them, I’d prefer “locking up for life” tbh

  • @remokim5066
    @remokim5066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The photo seen at 3:50 is of bhai Dayala ji, one of the many Sikh gurus who were tortured beyond human imagination because they refused to let their religion bow down and convert to Islam.
    This is one of the many torture techniques Used by the Mughal empire that ruled india. It is one of the most inhumane empires to ever exist in Asia. They would boil Hindus, Sikhs, Jains and Buddhists who refused to convert to Islam in water, oil or place them on a large pan and light fire under it, while this happens, they would then pour burning hot sand on top of people.
    This is all beyond cruelty, not to mention, the youngest execution by a court assembly is also proclaimed by the Mughal empire. The court gave orders to persecute the two youngest sons.of the 10th Sikh Guru, Shri Gobind Singh ji, by bricking them alive. They were Zorawar Singh (9 years old) and Fateh Singh at just 7 years old.

  • @markracer3281
    @markracer3281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I cannot think of a better video to end 2020!!! Magnificent you are, Simon!!!

  • @stevegermond939
    @stevegermond939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    This is why I prefer my dog over humans.

    • @evolveausevolveaus
      @evolveausevolveaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All day.

    • @supernova046
      @supernova046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my chihuahua says woof woof agreed.

    • @blogshagify
      @blogshagify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dogs bark at everything, poop and pee everywhere, are filthy, high maintenance....I really don't understand why people find them appealing...

    • @user-px1wj2uv3r
      @user-px1wj2uv3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@blogshagify If they bark at everything, poop and pee everywhere and are filthy, then def blame the owner. Most dog owners hate that too. A well trained pup is a pup that's on the same page as you, so mutual respect is pretty easy to find. Can't say the same for humans haha.

    • @pikachu6031
      @pikachu6031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “People”! Everybody is a human........well mostly anyway!

  • @JackalBlack
    @JackalBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My personal favorite: Being "sawed asunder".
    Horrific enough in how it was done but, when you realize there was more than one reason why they would hang you upside down to do it, it becomes all the more morbid and dreadful.

  • @bubbahottep8644
    @bubbahottep8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Actually, breaking the legs, stabbing in the chest, or slitting the belly were measures of mercy. The course of gradual suffocation while slowly achieving total muscle failure was cut short by the above three methods.

    • @bubbahottep8644
      @bubbahottep8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@creativecatalyst777 Wrong. Crucifixion was excruciating, partly because the victim had to alternate between standing on pierced feet in agony in order to be able to get a breath, and hanging from their arms to relieve the pain of their feet, but not being able to inhale, due to the compression of the chest that resulted from the arms being pulled out to the sides.
      They broke the legs so the victim could not raise himself up in order to get another breath. The most merciless crucifixions were the ones where the victim had a support for his feet, or had ropes securing them. It thus took them much, much longer for them to die.
      There are numerous historical references that bear this out.

    • @lr5081
      @lr5081 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrong Scaphism is the worst of all.

    • @bubbahottep8644
      @bubbahottep8644 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lr5081 I don't think you are replying to what I was saying.
      I'm sure scaphism was a miserable way to go.

  • @lyndaoneill7813
    @lyndaoneill7813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    We are a sadistic mob.Terrible minds thinking up these horrors to inflict on others.Just shocking.

  • @lowandslow3939
    @lowandslow3939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was in Mexico City and visited a museum of torture and execution devices. They were all 100% authentic, not replicas. There were examples from all over the world. Each one had its own room that was set up like the torture chamber would have been, with an explanation in various languages. I felt sick to my stomach when I left.
    I was in Malta for three months and in Valetta, the executioner’s house is still standing. It is on a corner and there is an inscription in the stone house announcing who lived there. It’s been like that since the 1500’s.

  • @Dan-yr7zn
    @Dan-yr7zn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Should have mentioned the blood eagle, that's a good one.

    • @Anon411x
      @Anon411x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Most likely it wasn't real. You would die from blood loss way way before the blood eagle completion.

    • @lausdeandl
      @lausdeandl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Anon411x Not really. You open the thorax on both sides, the person cannot breathe. A double pneumothorax is fatal.

    • @MultiScooter63
      @MultiScooter63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I missed the pulling into pieces by 4 horses.

  • @misterscaz6011
    @misterscaz6011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you Simon. I enjoyed that video. Nice way to bring in the holidays. 👍

  • @angusmatheson8906
    @angusmatheson8906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uhhh. Where'd you get the background picture at 8:57? Buddy?

  • @muffinm4n110
    @muffinm4n110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Great informative video! I feel like keelhauling also belongs on this list. Being dragged under a boat while barnacles and wood rip away at your skin while simultaneously drowning, pulled back up to breath, then dragged under the other side, and so on until dead. Probably couldn’t even recognize their face after being ripped up so much and the entirety of their body torn to shred, and they’d still be barely alive. Granted it’s not days on end of torture, but horrific nonetheless.

    • @zxbzxbzxb1
      @zxbzxbzxb1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It does sound as if it would be slightly annoying, can't deny

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was expecting it to be on this list as well.

    • @kents.2866
      @kents.2866 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Black Sails had a representation of this being done. The person was shredded head to toe.

  • @mho...
    @mho... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    WHAAAT?!
    "Crucifixion is still legal around the world?!"
    thats just not right!

    • @DB-zr4fr
      @DB-zr4fr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not what he said.

    • @MrKarloz97
      @MrKarloz97 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DB-zr4fr what did he say?

    • @tomfisher9089
      @tomfisher9089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a naive putz you are'Pollyanna

    • @stevenhardaway6138
      @stevenhardaway6138 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ken parvu it's really good film.

    • @Wnuwk
      @Wnuwk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ken parvu Maybe you should not judge a film you have not seen? And maybe you should not close your eyes for the death of Jesus..? It’s not a snuff film - Jim Caviezel actually survived recording it... It is an important work and Christian or not, I believe everyone should see it. It’s humbling.

  • @zealotguy
    @zealotguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People forget that the 8th amendment to the constitution forbidding cruel and unusual punishment and establishing rights for the accused actually means something.

  • @eileenbass952
    @eileenbass952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I feel quite sick now, thank you.

  • @stevenallan5822
    @stevenallan5822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    We've got more horrendous methods of torture now, being locked in a room with a Karen screaming at you for no reason.

    • @tradismerrill2105
      @tradismerrill2105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unfortunately logic police is right

    • @kirstiehiorns2702
      @kirstiehiorns2702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why are they called karen? is this a real person?

    • @garywilson1785
      @garywilson1785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kirstiehiorns2702 "To give some examples, "Karen" is associated with the kind of person who demands to "speak to the manager" in order to belittle service industry workers, is anti-vaccination, and carries out racist micro-aggressions, such as asking to touch black people's hair.
      But a predominant feature of the "Karen" stereotype is that they weaponize their relative privilege against people of color - for example, when making police complaints against black people for minor or even - in numerous cases - fictitious infringements."

    • @mggailitis7231
      @mggailitis7231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@garywilson1785 I was wondering about the "Karen" thing as well. I just recently came across this pejorative, as did my friend, Karen. I guess it might sound silly to someone not named Karen, but it kind of adds a bit of undeserved anxiety when saying your name is Karen. For what it's worth, my friend Karen is a lovely soul who is funny and more thoughtful and engaging than the vast majority of people I meet. Now, what about those Gary's? Don't even get me started.

    • @RB-tz8kj
      @RB-tz8kj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kirstiehiorns2702 It came from a reddit group I think, a men's group, where one divorced man wrote about his wife ( called Karen) was always complaining. It caught on and 'Karen' now means a white privileged western female that complains about everything. Hmmm, that sounds familiar...a feminist lol.

  • @nancyroberson9312
    @nancyroberson9312 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You have to admit that this is one of our favorite types of videos and we truly enjoy the craziness of all of this. Thank you for being so incredible and giving us the awesomeness of this booth, reality has truly been the only way we can get through this crazy world. Hopefully that will help us figure it all out and get a chance to be productive. Really awesome stuff....❤ Thank you so much and I truly appreciate all you have done for us.

  • @gingerman5123
    @gingerman5123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ugh. Just started the video. I know the bull is gonna be in this video. It terrifies me. Being baked alive in a metal bull while they feast listening to your screams. Edit: 4:15 yup, there it is lol

  • @kaltaron1284
    @kaltaron1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Audible almost as good as ancient excecution methods.
    About crucifiction: IIRC the stabbing with the spear was actually used to determine weither the criminal was actually dead.
    About boiling people: Tekada Shingen was (in)famous for carrying a large pot around on his campaigns, it wasn't meant for normal cooking. And esp. in Kyuushuu they liked to throw Christians into Onsen water but into the actual sprint. They called them Cchristian Hells IIRC.
    Not sure if they count as excecution methods or torture but I was missing the Ancient Chinese methods of the red room and leeting bamboo sprouts grow beneath you tow nails. (The latter one is more torture I guess.)
    And I regret my decision to eat supper during this.

  • @thomaswilson818
    @thomaswilson818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Am I the lone person who thinks Simon is the obvious voice and great character of future narratives for the world?

  • @bogdanb32
    @bogdanb32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My reaction to the thumbnail: "I'm sickened but curious"

  • @KCsFunHouse
    @KCsFunHouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The story of the Brazen Bull has always made me a bit sad for the inventor... I mean he had to of known it was coming but still...

    • @raccuia1
      @raccuia1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean you feel sad for evil.

    • @jlyngdoh5608
      @jlyngdoh5608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raccuia1 .. Well considering the ruler was a maniac, he would be done for if he didn't do it anyway

    • @HistoryGe3k
      @HistoryGe3k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have heard several version of what happened to the inventor. One story is that he was executed in his own creation. The other story is that he was pulled out before his death and he survived. I have also heard that the Leader who took possession of the Bull and pulled the little stunt on its inventor was actually later executed in it himself. Karma is a bitch.

  • @ihassan32755
    @ihassan32755 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    @5:19 Isn't that incorrect, saying the punishment started around 300 BC and conituned for 2500 years ? Because that would be 2200 AD, which has not come yet.

  • @sophiamiles4624
    @sophiamiles4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jesus, that was brutal...I actually covered my eyes at the last example....I'm gonna have nightmares!!!!

  • @trinaskyrme8769
    @trinaskyrme8769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My whole feed these days is literally the boy with the blaze in his many forms. Tho just one more channel might complete my Xmas 🤔

  • @KimsLantern
    @KimsLantern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how seemingly excited Simon is at the beginning of the video. Lol.
    “Medieval torture methods? LET’S JUMP IN!!!!”
    Lmfao. Great video!!!! Your beard is still as magnificent as ever, my Good Sir. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
    Side note- don’t invent torture devices or you might be murdered with them.

  • @Ginrikuzuma
    @Ginrikuzuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "How about a little breather with our sponsor"
    no we must continue *skips*

  • @woooster17
    @woooster17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Well, that was cheery... Righto, I need a ‘cats make you laugh’ video now 🤢

  • @adrianclifton9102
    @adrianclifton9102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What about the ancient Chinese practice of "death by a thousand cuts"?
    I have the book of cruel and unusual tortures, the description of death by a thousand cuts forced me to put the book down, it's genuinely horrific but worth a mention 🙂

    • @rb3872
      @rb3872 ปีที่แล้ว

      You were ahead of me...