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  • Two soccer commentators (Mikey Day, Alex Moffat) try to interview a soccer player (Idris Elba).
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  • @visoredgruntR34
    @visoredgruntR34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5628

    "I bet you're an intellectual"
    "Nah"
    Fantastic exchange and line delivery

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    "She's a good bird. Faithful"
    😂😂

    • @TheRealMrLane
      @TheRealMrLane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Has me in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @catguy00
      @catguy00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I love how Brits refer to women as "birds".

    • @xaviergonzales4146
      @xaviergonzales4146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@catguy00 As do we, we call them chicks

    • @WhayYay
      @WhayYay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@xaviergonzales4146 huh. Never thought of that.

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xaviergonzales4146 But then there's fruit...
      "She's a peach"
      "Cute little tomato"
      "She's cherry!"
      "Look at those melons"
      "She's pear-shaped."

  • @timothyhermanto2143
    @timothyhermanto2143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4718

    "He can't be mad at me if I knob his wife"
    John Terry, is that you?

    • @Smoneey
      @Smoneey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Timothy Hermanto what are you trying to say about Wayne Bridge mate?

    • @chadrampersad
      @chadrampersad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Timothy Hermanto Also Giggs did it to his own brother’s wife

    • @hagoptashchyan5182
      @hagoptashchyan5182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sounds like Icardi

    • @dunbarcustomsound
      @dunbarcustomsound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John Terry...John Harkes...same thing

    • @mouhamaddieng2491
      @mouhamaddieng2491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Timothy Hermanto Chelsea fans punching the air right now 🤣

  • @RealOJSimpson911
    @RealOJSimpson911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2197

    Mental to see SNL talking about Harry Kane

    • @jl453
      @jl453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Anthony Sharkey Must be some footy fans in that American writing staff of SNL.

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      .@@jl453 “footy” what??? 🙄🙄😒
      Sounds so _juvie_ .

    • @jl453
      @jl453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maaz Kalim Do you have homework? I want you to go far in life with a good education.🙌🏼

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .@@jl453 Yeah.
      I do.
      If we're travelled back couple of years. ☺️
      But how's that not a non-sequitur to whatever I responded with? Sounds like you bunked your assignments for scientific-reasoning, ya naughty...! 😏

    • @jl453
      @jl453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maaz Kalim Yeah,ok. 🤷‍♀️ You do you,Maaz. 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @silenc3x
    @silenc3x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2729

    Mikey Day is underrated af. He never messes up. Might not be the funniest in every skit but he keeps it all flowing together.

    • @rudy1999
      @rudy1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who is Mike Day

    • @monalisasmile6629
      @monalisasmile6629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@rudy1999 Mikey is on the right

    • @harrietpotter649
      @harrietpotter649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @silenc3x Cute, too.

    • @cd8657
      @cd8657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      silenc3x always thought that

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes, Mikey is always funny. Funny, tense comedy.

  • @davidashraf1283
    @davidashraf1283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2431

    "yea I'd smash that" - John Terry

    • @fuzzylogiceire
      @fuzzylogiceire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love that its based on a moment in Sky Sports history, google Richard Keys.

    • @juanmartin903
      @juanmartin903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Burn!!!

    • @stanstanlison5791
      @stanstanlison5791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well played 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @19brittani
      @19brittani 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      putting business in the STREETS... your mates wife...ok.lol

  • @MC-xv2tn
    @MC-xv2tn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    😂 this skit is 10x funnier when you actually watch sky sports every week after watching prem games

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, simply because it's unreal!

    • @xxxxbigrich5752
      @xxxxbigrich5752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mateo Correa man this was hilarious 😂😂I was dying watching this.

    • @TheMangomelon789
      @TheMangomelon789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder who wrote it?

    • @efootballpes-pk2st
      @efootballpes-pk2st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheMangomelon789 Idriss Elba

    • @felixleiter9123
      @felixleiter9123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      watch the mitchell and webb look about sky footie. You will laugh you arse off

  • @gbrot001
    @gbrot001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "Oh! It's injured, innit???" 🤣🤣

  • @akhilkatakam9103
    @akhilkatakam9103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1329

    love that they used actual footage from last week and the preview is based on match thats gonna take place today

    • @julesmather2621
      @julesmather2621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah nice touch

    • @onkargaonkar9846
      @onkargaonkar9846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Pretty sure that was elba's idea..he would have said ''you know what if we are gonna do this..lets do proper'' elba being a proper arsenal fan and whatnot

    • @munirrahman
      @munirrahman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@onkargaonkar9846 I bet, mate.
      I'm a United fan though (since '87) & I love him so much that my head doesn't spin much about the the fact that he's a Gunners fan (well, he's ought to, 'cause he's from London).

    • @mplsridah
      @mplsridah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But are the commentators based on real people?
      (Serious question)

    • @MrLGKAllDay
      @MrLGKAllDay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mplsridah no

  • @wraithwork8476
    @wraithwork8476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2807

    The English version of Chad!

    • @Auriam
      @Auriam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah

    • @zoelongway1436
      @zoelongway1436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tpuaht Okay

    • @RyanSpringer1984
      @RyanSpringer1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look up Chris Kamara

    • @GaryTurbo
      @GaryTurbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like Marshawn Lynch

    • @aszhara2900
      @aszhara2900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GaryTurbo Marshawn is an actual smart person tho, he just doesn't like anybody lmao

  • @rhettzkie
    @rhettzkie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    this guy should have a conversation with Chad.

  • @raymiochoa3575
    @raymiochoa3575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    “ I saw in the showers MASSIVE, good for him man “ Lmaooo😂😭

  • @Tigerkem
    @Tigerkem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3581

    Idris accent is so good. It's almost like he's british 😆.

    • @KaCing818
      @KaCing818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Almost😂😂

    • @maimunahibrahim5643
      @maimunahibrahim5643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      He is British 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @angelprincess818
      @angelprincess818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He is British

    • @tajicbladeofthelegion5474
      @tajicbladeofthelegion5474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      @@maimunahibrahim5643 Paula Ify I feel like if someone said "r/wooosh" to you guys, it would be one of the few times I've seen someone use it properly in TH-cam comments

    • @ellie9248
      @ellie9248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait what

  • @aidanrogers4438
    @aidanrogers4438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    They actually have to get Idris Elba to do commentary on actual football matches in this character.

    • @babourakis1
      @babourakis1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      With Ted Lasso.

    • @SinoLegionaire
      @SinoLegionaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It would make watching Arsenal slightly more relishing

    • @hambone1138
      @hambone1138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@babourakis1 They should have him play for AFC Richmond in season 2

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They'd have to let him in the team showers first.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lies again? Sunday Bell + Spotify Barcelona + Spank Bang + Sell Backside + Small Boy

  • @yodhin79
    @yodhin79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    My man David did nothing wrong ! He answered every question. Free him.

  • @gamergod3378
    @gamergod3378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1845

    "hand, yellow card" was the most american trying to be british thing ive ever heard

    • @elijah1110
      @elijah1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      It was supposed to be cringe

    • @MrPrius-fy1sc
      @MrPrius-fy1sc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      oh, you snit

    • @lynnley1720
      @lynnley1720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      govtom4 they weren’t correcting their grammar, they were saying the line was meant to be cringe.

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's the point lmao

    • @gamergod3378
      @gamergod3378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ratedpending yeah?

  • @ejonp
    @ejonp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    "He's got a big knob for a white bloke". Hilarious.

    • @Lumibear.
      @Lumibear. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      “I saw it in the showers, massive! Good for ‘im, man!’ I know, and his face, like, much respect to the knob, hahaha

    • @MMajchrowski
      @MMajchrowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Good for him” I absolutely love that line

  • @licklestar837
    @licklestar837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    Sorry lads, the coach is dead. I’m the coach now

    • @trtvitor5837
      @trtvitor5837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wow, if it's as if we watched the same video, mad that

    • @thenutella8846
      @thenutella8846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Look at me. I am the coach now.

    • @JammastaJ23
      @JammastaJ23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *manager

    • @ec0928
      @ec0928 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JammastaJ23 "Manager" really sounds like the big boss/high position. Being "(head) coach" sounds like a sh*t job.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That line made me laugh the most 😂

  • @Leegheid
    @Leegheid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Insane how good Mikey’s and Alex’s accents are, they truly sounded like sport reporters…

    • @jesusperez-arteaga5437
      @jesusperez-arteaga5437 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mikey sounds like Derek Rae

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lies again? Spank Bang USD SGD

  • @ASamson123
    @ASamson123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3988

    Best joke "man United a tough team to beat" but no one laughed...

    • @Dom-pw2sj
      @Dom-pw2sj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Laugh all you want, next the league will be ours again. If I knew you personally I'd put a grand on it.

    • @oscar-cc4ou
      @oscar-cc4ou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@Dom-pw2sj you lost to Cardiff at home you wont be winning the title anytime soon

    • @Dom-pw2sj
      @Dom-pw2sj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We needed that and I was hoping we would lose because it will only drive the the point home that we need to have a fire sale this summer. Get the hobos out.

    • @oscar-cc4ou
      @oscar-cc4ou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Dom-pw2sj "fire sale" and "insane transfer window" but in the end u guys are probabaly gunna renew youngs contract start him every game lose pogba and buy someone like dybala for 90m just to flop

    • @Dom-pw2sj
      @Dom-pw2sj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@oscar-cc4ou actually word is Young is gonna sold and if we lose Pogba fuck him his to inconsistent. Sir Alex was right right about him that's why he got sold the first time.

  • @teestudiesbooks9144
    @teestudiesbooks9144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    This is such an accurate depiction of British “lad” culture. I loved the way “it’s a bit gay” got the American audience cringing but it’s so accurate to the kind of thing this kind of guy would say. Idris was amazing in this sketch and honestly I feel like this was the best sketch of the night!

    • @thomhardcastle9897
      @thomhardcastle9897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Look, if this was the best sketch of the night, then the show is fucked. It is the unfunniest thing I've seen in a long time. They only have a couple of days to write these sketches, and you can fucking tell..

    • @hectorarredondo6929
      @hectorarredondo6929 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TeeStudiesBooks did the player just called his wife a “bird” 2:34 is that a British slang for wife if it is Idk why

    • @fmzca
      @fmzca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hector Arredondo it’s slang for girl in general, not wife

    • @Tripptheripp
      @Tripptheripp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thomhardcastle9897 1. and yet you watched it./ and 2 this was the least funny thing youve seen in a long time? well thats just a lie.

    • @alecbormia4523
      @alecbormia4523 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will say that this is not just some British people. I’ve seen the American version of him and it’s just as obnoxious.

  • @zeyzis
    @zeyzis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3899

    lmao never thought theyd make a skit on euro football

    • @jakedeane5304
      @jakedeane5304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Ameer Zarzis please don’t call it euro

    • @ezquerro5879
      @ezquerro5879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      "euro football"
      Ew... don't call it that.

    • @CharlieMichaelPope
      @CharlieMichaelPope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Lool the whole world play Football... From South America to Asia and then Europe we all call it football so yeah.

    • @tnkgaltara2191
      @tnkgaltara2191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      IT IS 🌍 FOOTBALL ⚽️ !!! The other one is 🇺🇸 American football 🏈

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@tnkgaltara2191 As someone who lives in the US I agree completely because we'll, it's true. The fact that others can't grasp that is pretty ridiculous lol.

  • @TheBarroomHero321
    @TheBarroomHero321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Get Jason Sudeikis to bring back Ted Lasso. Coach of the Totten Ham Spurs

    • @realfcunited2551
      @realfcunited2551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Totten Ham Spurs??? 😂😂

    • @ghostliver
      @ghostliver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Tot'num

    • @WangMotions
      @WangMotions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      RealFC United yes that’s the joke buddy

    • @LPKelly380
      @LPKelly380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “We will achieve relegation! Oh no wait, that’s bad?”

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “How many countries are in this country!?”
      “Four”

  • @aggroeel2454
    @aggroeel2454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "When m' leg's betta"
    I will say this in that voice and it will be my new excuse for everything 😁

  • @missybarbour6885
    @missybarbour6885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "No, David" the sequel

  • @nickbooras459
    @nickbooras459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    This is like the sequel to Chance the Rapper’s “Hockey Reporter” sketch

    • @bmoney2011
      @bmoney2011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      and a worthy successor too.

    • @b-meaker99
      @b-meaker99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I LOVED that skit

    • @LeAlejx
      @LeAlejx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Let make that hockey

    • @mattlohr
      @mattlohr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's what's up!

    • @Mayachuchu13
      @Mayachuchu13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THAT WAS SO FUNNY

  • @atdubya9576
    @atdubya9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “She’s a good bird... faithful” best line ever

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    They really couldn’t have picked a better person for this sketch! I love Idris *SO* much!!

  • @AJAMbaybay
    @AJAMbaybay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    Wow even SNL is roasting my gooners

    • @varunikaloganathan2101
      @varunikaloganathan2101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Lool and arsenal won 2-0 against man Utd today

    • @t45tt4tr
      @t45tt4tr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hate Arsenal fans, tossers

    • @Sp1n1985
      @Sp1n1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What? 🇺🇸

    • @yodaisgod2
      @yodaisgod2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I belive Idris Elba is an Arsenal supporter.

    • @smarternotharder
      @smarternotharder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Better to a Gooner than a devil loser🤣😢

  • @adiposeNarnian
    @adiposeNarnian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "I think you might be a secret intellectual."
    "Nah."

  • @davidbergh4716
    @davidbergh4716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is low key one of my favorite SNL sketches!!!! “Don’t say that, David!”

  • @kapilkumargupta356
    @kapilkumargupta356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    There's a new definition of the word "exceptional": Idris Elba's acting skills

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2483

    This character should be on actual sports shows. They'd be 100% better.

    • @RyanSpringer1984
      @RyanSpringer1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He is, Chris Kamara.

    • @birdorienteering
      @birdorienteering 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Charles Barkley

    • @missfangalon6498
      @missfangalon6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everybody on ESPN FC except Gab.

    • @tBeNz0
      @tBeNz0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They tried it in the NFL. Jason Witten. Barely lasted 8 games. After the first couple, they had to give an extra mic to a third guy and slowly phased him out. It gets kinda lame after a while.

    • @Titzmcfloppin
      @Titzmcfloppin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Romo and Pat 19/20

  • @MapleRhubarb
    @MapleRhubarb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "I'm sorry lads; the coach is dead, and I'm the coach now." I need to use that line sometime.

  • @kaziiqbal7257
    @kaziiqbal7257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    “Quite a tough squad to beat,” the best joke of them all (Don’t attack me, I’m a Man United fan)

    • @munirrahman
      @munirrahman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotcha, mate, and I concur with you (with utmost sadness), haha. Myself rooting for United since '87 [Eighty seven] & wont ever stop, no matter what. Albeit, it seems *jokes on us* is only what left for us these days ~__~

    • @octane9303
      @octane9303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watford 2-0

  • @philiplight226
    @philiplight226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    “Man United of course, quite a tough squad to beat”
    Me: Lol ok

    • @TheBestCommenterEVER
      @TheBestCommenterEVER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      it is a comedy after all

    • @catalix5098
      @catalix5098 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You were saying?

    • @ajr2409
      @ajr2409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For Arsenal, they are a tough squad to beat

    • @robh8245
      @robh8245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@catalix5098 how about now?

    • @AyushSharma-tk1qq
      @AyushSharma-tk1qq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ajr2409 for Arsenal, any decent squad is a tough squad to beat

  • @bridge4
    @bridge4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    Effin A. Great skit. And idris is the man

  • @timothykang7216
    @timothykang7216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    mikey is best at acting embarassed with troublemaker lol. pop that beanie back on

    • @Mrforever34
      @Mrforever34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Timothy Kang one of my fav shits ever lok

    • @montablanc1
      @montablanc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "It's a little cold in here, so wherever you're ready just go ahead and pop that beanie back on"

  • @eddietat95
    @eddietat95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Plot twist: he's not dumb, he's just very very honest.

  • @krubbis
    @krubbis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    "Say anything with an English accent you'll sound smar-"

    • @bethanychatman9531
      @bethanychatman9531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @Ramboost007
      @Ramboost007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think working class London accents are one of the many, many exceptions to the smart English accent rule.

  • @mutekrabby5039
    @mutekrabby5039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Aside from the use of the words "trade" instead of "transfer" and "diaper" instead of "nappy" this was pretty good.

    • @npc2071
      @npc2071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Coach instead of manager

    • @mutekrabby5039
      @mutekrabby5039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@npc2071 Well, we do use coach a lot.

    • @GorramT
      @GorramT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      American show, we don’t know what a nappy is, but transfer’s pretty obvious

    • @molybdomancer195
      @molybdomancer195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Also field instead of pitch, and the pronunciation of “defence”

    • @TheChipmunkStew
      @TheChipmunkStew 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      3

  • @iamskippy
    @iamskippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    *_This could have gone on for 90 minutes and I wouldn’t have minded_*
    😂😂😂
    *#ItRemindedMeOfEspnClassic** with **#WillForteAndJasonSudeikis*

    • @coryabeard38
      @coryabeard38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Real shit!!!!

    • @davidfhth6842
      @davidfhth6842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ESPN CLASSIC WITH GREG STINK

    • @TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation
      @TheSuperHeartOrgFoundation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You really need to STOP watching so much ANYTHING and CREATE something no one has ever seen or read

    • @crowdpleaser54
      @crowdpleaser54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      will forte!! miss him!

    • @Ibanezkoolman
      @Ibanezkoolman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

  • @jacobymeyers8063
    @jacobymeyers8063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He gives me Roy Kent vibes

  • @jindashaheed
    @jindashaheed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Shes a good bird. Faithful.” - right after saying how he’d be unfaithful 😂

  • @joshanderson3961
    @joshanderson3961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Good old david "the bruiser", he was such a skilled player in his prime, but that leg injury just never recovered.

  • @FiAdont
    @FiAdont 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    It's so jarring (awesome) to have a British-spirited sketch on a show that's predominantly about the American experience

    • @williamf3669
      @williamf3669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fiona Adu jarring means boring

    • @johnmarino6035
      @johnmarino6035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@williamf3669
      1. incongruous in a striking or shocking way; clashing.
      "the telephone struck a jarring note in those Renaissance surroundings"
      2. causing a physical shock, jolt, or vibration.
      "the truck came to a jarring halt"

    • @williamf3669
      @williamf3669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Marino get in the bin will ya

    • @varunikaloganathan2101
      @varunikaloganathan2101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jarring doesn't mean awesome

    • @roro1980
      @roro1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was a bit rubbish

  • @kartikgupta8218
    @kartikgupta8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This was brilliant. Idris must have had some part in the writing for sure

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Number of people have already nitpicked some words to expose "flaws", if you will.

  • @aquamarine99911
    @aquamarine99911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I keep coming back to this skit. I didn't appreciate it at the time, but it gets funnier with every viewing.
    The fact that this guy and Stringer Bell are played by the same actor, just mindblowing.

  • @ludogatari9558
    @ludogatari9558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    Americans always over-exaggerate the poshness of British accent. Football presenters don’t have this accent, they actually sound more like Idris’ character :)

    • @gustafsone
      @gustafsone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I've noticed they have a habit of using Scottish commentators a lot, too, and I just give up trying to understand those guys most of the time.

    • @Tom-cl4lb
      @Tom-cl4lb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They're a parody of posh lads like David Jones.

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      On the sports shows they do, but newscast they are plummy accents, jokingly called the BBC acccent

    • @CAPDude44
      @CAPDude44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah everyone but Jacob Rees-Mogg

    • @TC-yu1dr
      @TC-yu1dr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Most BBC presenters speak with a refined received pronounciation accent, they are posh

  • @shreyasmalhotra7432
    @shreyasmalhotra7432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    was expecting a cringefest but this was hilarious

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Out of curiosity: Indian resident? 🤔

    • @shannonboldman9396
      @shannonboldman9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soccer is a cringefest

    • @SinoLegionaire
      @SinoLegionaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shannonboldman9396 Did anyone inquire?

    • @mitchellsommer2321
      @mitchellsommer2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shannonboldman9396 Sure

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Even if he’s a bit thick, I can appreciate being honest about a sponsor : “Pizza Express tastes like an old man’s diaper.” You gotta like someone who speaks their mind.

    • @coozant
      @coozant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, aslong as it's not about you right?

  • @MMajchrowski
    @MMajchrowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The one announcer is great. “Alright don’t say that David”, “Alright, wish you had nooooot said that”, & “that’s the worst one yet” with that voice kills me every time!
    I also completely agree with the comments about the hand ball joke being so perfectly American

  • @KKbook
    @KKbook 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "DON'T say that, david"

  • @AnitaBetterScreenname
    @AnitaBetterScreenname 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    The BEST sketch ever! Laughed all the way through it!

  • @MMajchrowski
    @MMajchrowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Oh my God where do you even begin? “She’s a good bird. Faithful”, “he can’t get mad at me if I knob his wife” & “good for him” about the white teammates knob size has me dying of laughter! As someone who’s got Sky sports this is actually not that much of a parody whatsoever. That’s probably the funniest thing about this video

  • @tessw3488
    @tessw3488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    my dad said “sky sports?” and then they mentioned the match and my dad jumped up and down and dived onto the couch and the entire sketch we were on the edge of our seats.

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brit???
      On TV?
      Or here, on TH-cam®? 🤔
      And interestingly, you've formatted the trademark of sky® sports[ UK and Ireland] quite right. Unlike most, you might be closer to getting it why there are so many( ahem!) "inaccuracies".

  • @iambear6887
    @iambear6887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Their accents went from English to Australian quite quickly

    • @hschsc1300
      @hschsc1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Americans think every British accent outside of Posh London and Kent is Australian.

    • @DJLongLastin
      @DJLongLastin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hschsc1300 we recognize cockney too

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DJLongLastin Idris's was Cockney

    • @FJB_USA_1ST
      @FJB_USA_1ST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xanpenguin754 the best accent TBF, especially the cockney rhyming slangs.

    • @pkamoments4798
      @pkamoments4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xan Melton I think that’s his natural accent lol. From Hackney.

  • @RanaPrabat
    @RanaPrabat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    "IT FEELS A BIT GAY..!"

    • @thirdeye147
      @thirdeye147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Proper gayer..not as in high spirited nope

  • @davidcook680
    @davidcook680 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Still one of my favorite SNL skits ever. Love it.

  • @Dermot2927
    @Dermot2927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "Manchester United at Arsenal". We don't say that here. Home side comes first.

    • @juancabrera1607
      @juancabrera1607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But snl is in America so get use to it.

    • @Kid_Ying
      @Kid_Ying 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cool, man. That's really cool and good to know.

    • @mahbubmo
      @mahbubmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@juancabrera1607 but premier league is in UK so get used to it.

    • @crosstudio
      @crosstudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mahbubmo when american football plays in mexico they broadcast it in spanish. when premier league broadcasts in USA, they adapt the dialog for the viewers. otherwise, they don't make any money.

    • @jm-bn9sy
      @jm-bn9sy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Juan Cabrera even in the mls its home side first

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Dave Kooseman seems like a combination of Chad & Lazlo Holmes
    “That’s wassup!”
    “Okay”

    • @krisweber1336
      @krisweber1336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Now, Laz, I want to talk about this Ranger offense.”
      “You should do that.”

  • @hectorarredondo6929
    @hectorarredondo6929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Idris laugh at 1:40 😂😅🤣

    • @DougieBuckets22
      @DougieBuckets22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hector Arredondo so good

    • @losmueg5022
      @losmueg5022 ปีที่แล้ว

      He realy did laugh he couldn't hold it back🤣

  • @springs1961
    @springs1961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hahaha this is great, Idros Elba‘ delivery is great the whole skit

  • @pablolino
    @pablolino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Got some real "pop that beanie back on" vibes from Mikey in this one

  • @jaywillingham4085
    @jaywillingham4085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This was hilarious. Elba killed this hosting gig. Good job.

  • @obi_wanshinobi
    @obi_wanshinobi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I was kinda surprised Rebecca Lowe didn’t say hi at the end.

    • @henrg
      @henrg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmao. "Make sure to hit subscribe to stay up to date throughout the season"

  • @df4291
    @df4291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    funniest thing about this sketch is them saying man u is a tough squad to beat

  • @Luisgiovanni276
    @Luisgiovanni276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He ain’t a smart fella, but Dave “The Bruiser” Kooseman is one hell of a defender, will go down as one of Arsenal’s most iconic CB or all time...I remember that game against Man City where he carried us the whole game and even scored a header in the last 5 minutes! What a lad!

  • @vanadiumlight
    @vanadiumlight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Beck's face. I couldn't stop laughing

  • @zizia9060
    @zizia9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Diaper?? We say nappy mate!! Lol!

    • @nicknametoolong
      @nicknametoolong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      yea but Americans wouldn't get it. Had to say diaper

    • @MadisonM1
      @MadisonM1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that aint ordinary bruh as an American I thought it was weird they said diaper instead of nappy we’re not completely unaware of British phrases just like British people aren’t completely unaware of American phrases (like the word diaper)

    • @tedwards1025
      @tedwards1025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MadisonM1 That one isn't as well known though, most of my friends who don't watch British shows don't know
      nappy" so it makes sense they wouldn't use it so we'd still get the joke

    • @y2m226
      @y2m226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bro listen limeys... this an American TV for Americans. how many Americans on TH-cam have to keep writing this

    • @iterativegrowth
      @iterativegrowth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@y2m226 I appreciate your commitment

  • @antoinebugleboy6864
    @antoinebugleboy6864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mikey Day and Alex Moffat have such good chemistry.

  • @euphrasiah8098
    @euphrasiah8098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The guy in the middle accent was spot on for the first minute, but then went back to yank

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Middle accent”??? 🤔

    • @anerandros22
      @anerandros22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the other guys sounded Aussie at times.was it deliberate?

  • @fiorefiore9910
    @fiorefiore9910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    His impression of a player was spot on! Constantly sounding like he's out of breath, short and not too complicated or smart sentences, making comments on every woman he sees 🤣🤣

    • @Janinho897
      @Janinho897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You like his impression of a player? I like your impression of A person.

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is that though? I remember speaking to a Brit once who said something similar: footballers are dumb. Is it because it's the sport most lower-income kids get into? Do you not need to graduate from college the way American athletes do when they join professional leagues (barring exceptions like Kobe)?

    • @abhikrajan8904
      @abhikrajan8904 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@romxxii huh we know American athletes are "educated"

  • @amnajaved6894
    @amnajaved6894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    David talks with Chad. The movie. Pls

    • @maryallgier195
      @maryallgier195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      David interviewed by Lazlo Holmes

    • @suciojay1604
      @suciojay1604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chad: “Ok.”

    • @gbrot001
      @gbrot001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes to EVERYTHING in this thread. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @tbpdesigns8282
      @tbpdesigns8282 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      David and Chad interviewed by Lazlo Holmes, greatest crossover event in history

  • @VAP0R99
    @VAP0R99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “I have to trade you” Haha who’s doing trades in the Premier?

    • @kyleb3210
      @kyleb3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      VAP0R99 it’s so us Americans can understand it. In American sports we say trade instead of transfer

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .@@kyleb3210 And perhaps, they didn't wanted to it be a mirror imitation of sky® sports' converage, anyways. ☺️

    • @johajoha460
      @johajoha460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True that it makes no sense generally, but United and Arsenal literally traded Sanchez for Mkhitaryan

  • @mattier.9095
    @mattier.9095 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One of my favorite skits from that season. Idris is a talented serious and comedic actor… easy on the eyes too. ❤

  • @LeilaLamb
    @LeilaLamb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Day and Moffat, pretty good accents!

    • @adampickard9880
      @adampickard9880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You probably said the same thing for dick van dyke

  • @ReubenCornell
    @ReubenCornell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    A Brit would never say "diaper". It's "nappy".

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      reuben cornell It's an American show, an American audience wouldn't necessarily know that.

    • @danepotmo2513
      @danepotmo2513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So when black people don't comb and clean their hair, you accuse them of being diaper headed?

    • @rugr82day
      @rugr82day 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@danepotmo2513 , that is not what nappy means. It's about texture and curl size. Don't make assumptions about hair styles you don't understand. Even black people with dreads wash their hair. Stay in your lane.

    • @J-Lambie
      @J-Lambie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pyreleaf cause theyre retarded

    • @Tom-cl4lb
      @Tom-cl4lb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's for an American audience.

  • @lafierechienne7777
    @lafierechienne7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Can't wait to see him commenting on the next 10 games.

  • @VEE-EYE-EM
    @VEE-EYE-EM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:40 The way that laugh just tumbles out of Elba's mouth KILLS me, I keep replaying it

    • @YTDeepshock
      @YTDeepshock 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope there are more examples of that absolutely wonderful barbarian laugh of his, it's perfect.

  • @ST3Di03
    @ST3Di03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “When can we expect you back in the field”
    “Yeah, when my leg gets better”

  • @RR-ir6ss
    @RR-ir6ss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is the funniest SNL sketch I've seen in a long time.

  • @rohann.a
    @rohann.a 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man U is playing Arsenal tomorrow. Perfect timing lol.

  • @mattier.9095
    @mattier.9095 ปีที่แล้ว

    “You’re a grown man David.” Snorted laugh 😂!

  • @Dd-po2ij
    @Dd-po2ij 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is just how they see us classic. He REALLY played this part. 💘.

  • @845835
    @845835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Most skits were dull but this one was pretty good because Idris was excellent.

  • @BudandBloomWithBlossom
    @BudandBloomWithBlossom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Love this skit! Idris is hilarious! His facial expressions. And hair. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @corous7880
    @corous7880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Idris Elba is such a gift to humanity

  • @bobnweaving
    @bobnweaving 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This segment was excellent, perfectly played character

  • @user-ei7ed6zy9k
    @user-ei7ed6zy9k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "live at the Emirates Stadium"
    *background image shows Santiago Bernabao (Real Madrid)

  • @daynepiscione7748
    @daynepiscione7748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:36
    HOW DID I SEE THAT COMING LMAO

  • @paulknighton3013
    @paulknighton3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Massive. Good for him, man

  • @alfier1736
    @alfier1736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I feel like Beck Bennett ( 2:43 ) could've made a decent Unai Emery

    • @andysandy3465
      @andysandy3465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha true. If Beck managed to handle Unai's accent it would be a total banger

    • @Excalibur_86
      @Excalibur_86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good ebening

  • @Lumibear.
    @Lumibear. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in

    • @mugodhi
      @mugodhi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

    • @Lovefilms99
      @Lovefilms99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Great to see some guy talk. But it's all about West Ham, I love them gooners

    • @juliestewart4250
      @juliestewart4250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They’re yesterday’s jam.. (Arsenal)

    • @bobsnow6242
      @bobsnow6242 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had a pony on Liverpool.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They’re ‘avin a larf!

  • @RobGradyVO
    @RobGradyVO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is honestly one of the best sketches in Years

  • @ryansmith1044
    @ryansmith1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Let's forget the several incorrect terminologies and appreciate that an American comedy sketch on soccer was not inherantly based on trashing the game itself. As an American soccer fan, I am proud with how the game has grown in this country. We've come a long way from the Simpsons' "Open wide for some soccer" bit.

    • @jaredrodney3420
      @jaredrodney3420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fuck you it's not soccer

    • @ryansmith1044
      @ryansmith1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jaredrodney3420 I'll call it what I want. You can call it what you want, I don't care.

    • @MichaelHolmgaard
      @MichaelHolmgaard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ryansmith1044 But the term "soccer" is wrong. It's degrading to the beautiful game of football. I don't know why Americans always need to do things their own way. Show more respect to a game that has developed hundreds of years before America even existed...

    • @ryansmith1044
      @ryansmith1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MichaelHolmgaard The term "soccer" was invented by the Brits, and they still use it today sometimes, with their programs like "Soccer Saturday" and "Soccer AM", and they also have a magazine called "World Soccer".

    • @MichaelHolmgaard
      @MichaelHolmgaard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryansmith1044 Yeah but Soccer was a knickname used at University levels, not the actual sport. It was just to distinguish between Association Football & Rugby Football. The Brits never actually used that term for Football. It was the Americans who ended up officially naming football as soccer. So it's wrong to call it soccer. At least if you wanna respect the game

  • @DrDespicable
    @DrDespicable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Is there anyone else who thought Chad might turn up? 'Cos David and Chad were *made* for each other!

  • @macweilman535
    @macweilman535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I died at that photo of Beck Bennett at 2:39

  • @gregoryspevack2263
    @gregoryspevack2263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had to watch this over and over again., I laughed so hard.

  • @atdubya9576
    @atdubya9576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the few SNL skits that is funny every time I watch it! 🤣🤣🤣