Slave to a Succubus ASMR Roleplay (Gender Neutral) (Female x Listener) (Kissing)

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  • Finally, my little human, I have waited long enough. Now that you have summoned me, I'm going to feed. And you're going to have to pay my price...
    I hope you guys enjoy this scary, sexy succubus ASMR roleplay. Well, you probably won't enjoy it, but the succubus definitely will. Today's script was crafted by the amazingly talented Kyle R, who does fantastic things with words. Yes, you Kyle. You're reading this. YOU ARE AWESOME.
    I upload Mondays, Wednesdays, Friday, and sometimes in-between. Come sit and listen! Do it now! Every time you're not sitting and listening, a kitten dies of cancer.
    Email me scripts/art/thumbs: dangerousoundsasmr@gmail.com
    My twitter is boring: / asmrdangerous
    Well, it's that part of the description box again. The part that you read down to, because hey, why the hell not. And that was a really good idea, because we have succubus protection spells in here. I got them from this witch out in the forest, she does good stuff. I'll let you share one, but you gotta stay in here with me. Deal?

ความคิดเห็น • 587

  • @scottsmith5095
    @scottsmith5095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1161

    *chuckles*
    “I’m in danger.”

    • @deadlyintent6372
      @deadlyintent6372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is this a Ralph Wiggums reference or just REALITY

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *chuckles*
      My virginity is in danger.

    • @furballscave4431
      @furballscave4431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm ur 200th like

    • @justintaylor-deadguydave5932
      @justintaylor-deadguydave5932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now son are you "in danger" or "in" danger? Of course with a succubus those could be the same thing lol

    • @MrRisingAssassin
      @MrRisingAssassin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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  • @TheGJone2777
    @TheGJone2777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Her: You really know how to keep a demon Waiting
    Me: DEMON?!? (Reloads super shotgun as doom music starts playing)

    • @redskull8354
      @redskull8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      When some demons wants to cuddle and stuff but you played too much Doom. WHOLE SERIES.

    • @mrpickle2025
      @mrpickle2025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hold my assault rifle

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You think doom guy would still hate these more humanoid demons as much as the alien demons ?

    • @svdub2005
      @svdub2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Doomguy PTSD kicks in.

    • @aced.doughnut3098
      @aced.doughnut3098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      WAIT , guys don’t waist your ammo , *drops berserk perk * use this in stead * rip and tear intensifies*

  • @Our_Remedy
    @Our_Remedy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    I just melted the moment she said "poor baby~"

    • @TheMedicalDemon
      @TheMedicalDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jawhol! *insert a German grabbing a mop*

    • @heavytf2196
      @heavytf2196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TintinFromSA MEEEDIIIC!

    • @TheMedicalDemon
      @TheMedicalDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Heavy Tf2 JAWOL insert running to heavy

    • @gabrielkeeling59
      @gabrielkeeling59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Yuuki Rito HAHAHAHA 😅🤣😂😅

    • @stuart2071
      @stuart2071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hmm, that’s when I solidified…

  • @Tethra12
    @Tethra12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    The description box is surely lying to me. It just wants me to stay there forever
    Now you have to make a yandere description box roleplay.

    • @dysperdotted
      @dysperdotted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i actually kinda want that now.

  • @chanhjohnnguyen1867
    @chanhjohnnguyen1867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I want my mommy.
    Wait a second...

  • @ABOT0321
    @ABOT0321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    *Confused scared goat screaming*

    • @helloimarabbit4083
      @helloimarabbit4083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!

    • @aidenhickey1410
      @aidenhickey1410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      (╯ ͡° ▽ ͡°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    • @retroreaper867
      @retroreaper867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHH*

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      **TOTALLY not scared and manly scream**

    • @sharigagliardo7204
      @sharigagliardo7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ;swagger souls scream intensifies

  • @Yarinoyami
    @Yarinoyami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    It’s always hard to walk the line between creepy and complimentary when it comes to performances of such sensual E N E R G Y but damned if this isn’t a fantastically performed bit of sensuality and spooks.
    Thank you for spoiling us all, Dangerous~

  • @Jesse_Field_00
    @Jesse_Field_00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Succubus: You belong to me now.
    Megatron: I BELONG TO NOBODY!

    • @juliannataylor2559
      @juliannataylor2559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HAHAAHAHAHA

    • @kennethwright5664
      @kennethwright5664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Perhaps I misjudged you. Proceed on your way... to oblivion.
      (great movie)

    • @juliannataylor2559
      @juliannataylor2559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kennethwright5664 mhm

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i see i was't the only Robot in the comments thinking this way LOL.

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kennethwright5664 Oblivion? like SKyrim???

  • @tristanderamos6455
    @tristanderamos6455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    EVERYONE,
    CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO WATCH HER VIDEO OR ELSE A KITTEN DIES
    DANGEROUS SAID SO

  • @d811174176
    @d811174176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    It’s scarousing, I love it

  • @r-yan8573
    @r-yan8573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    Don't worry guys I have Holy water...
    No wait it's just Mountain Dew.

    • @rikpeek6664
      @rikpeek6664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      But Its the holy water FOR GAMERS
      #gamersriseup

    • @SAVH7O
      @SAVH7O 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      What’s the difference?

    • @brives615
      @brives615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Zack Reilly hell yea that’s gonna kill er instantly (edit: but I wouldn’t kill her cuz she a succubus meaning free smash)

    • @r-yan8573
      @r-yan8573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@SAVH7O well one is used against demons, possessed and...
      Nah it's the same

    • @bazingabot2311
      @bazingabot2311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Drink mtn dew like a *GAMER*

  • @zetta1234
    @zetta1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Where's the FBI guy when we need him?

    • @r-yan8573
      @r-yan8573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Even he's given up on you I guess?

    • @tonym9201
      @tonym9201 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Zettaisback FBI OPEN UP!

    • @noobsaibot6405
      @noobsaibot6405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      hes watching the video too

    • @siciliansnow4119
      @siciliansnow4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zettaisback my dude I’m too busy working on my drum solo

    • @legioinvigilata
      @legioinvigilata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Thinkpol will take the pitiful job the FBI is doing.

  • @jfdiex9767
    @jfdiex9767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    It’s becoming a habit to read the description box first then play the video

    • @YEET-bg9jx
      @YEET-bg9jx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEET 👌😁👌

  • @mr.greenface3105
    @mr.greenface3105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "we are more of a lasting commitment to put it lightly, understand ?"
    Me: 💍 I do.
    Succubus: ... Wait, what ?
    Me: what.

    • @lg.s_basement
      @lg.s_basement 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naniiii

    • @justintaylor-deadguydave5932
      @justintaylor-deadguydave5932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah this would be my response. Gotta say that a succubus would probably be the only kind of woman that I might break my "no marriage" rule for. Keep in mind I've been with my gf for 12 years and we have two kids and live together

  • @GhostwalkerSparrow
    @GhostwalkerSparrow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how you upload videos all the time. Good roleplay, you also have a very good acting range from playing a Yandere stalker to a stern libation to a caring but dominant vampire there all amazing

  • @battlestarkiwiaudios1704
    @battlestarkiwiaudios1704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    To quote my favorite truck robot thing, "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

    • @fatjuicytaco
      @fatjuicytaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes, Ptimis Orime.

  • @knifeful
    @knifeful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    jesus has left the discord server

    • @ori7452
      @ori7452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And he is gone for good

    • @TacticalxRecon
      @TacticalxRecon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ori7452 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maribelcruz4082
    @maribelcruz4082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Totally an original joke
    Want to know how to make holy water? Just boil the hell out of it

    • @al_pastorbradley8647
      @al_pastorbradley8647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hilarious and orignal!

    • @chessislive2790
      @chessislive2790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm laughing more than I should

    • @carlosrosado6130
      @carlosrosado6130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Seinfeld theme*

    • @colincools684
      @colincools684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but isnt hell itself boiling?

    • @mineunsoo5638
      @mineunsoo5638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *boils water*
      *throws it at the Succubus*
      THIRD DEGREE BURNS FOR YOU BISH AIN'T NO ONE GONNA ENSLAVE ME-

  • @M1l.l13
    @M1l.l13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    SHE STOMPED ME-
    how she know i like that-

  • @othalia
    @othalia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Wait wait wait my sexuality is extremely confused >.>

  • @jayharr8839
    @jayharr8839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    You know, I never thought I would be sexually assaulted by a succubus. I completely agree with it. I would even go so far as to say I ENDORSE this demon dominating me.

    • @CW-xn1ot
      @CW-xn1ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would say that makes it a kink and not assault, but the doujinshi has taught me otherwise

    • @OplackTheSwift
      @OplackTheSwift 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brother, Purge This Heresy in holy fire!!!

    • @alexdethrose1910
      @alexdethrose1910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is a 2 year old comment but that has to be a Grump's reference from when Danny read that story. That was fantastic. Also, I agree. I endorse it too. This was..confusing..and hot.

    • @Michiesk
      @Michiesk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexdethrose1910 fireball

  • @piglord2819
    @piglord2819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The legendary Kyle R! This was a great script reading!

  • @mr.r080t3
    @mr.r080t3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *tosses down a bubble shield powered by memes, strobe lights, 360 no scopes, and Mountain Dew* COME AT MEH!!!

  • @flamingfollower5155
    @flamingfollower5155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I could possibly the only female here. . . ..°//////°

  • @AddersSnakePit
    @AddersSnakePit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    gender neutral, kyle r script, dangerous asmr... this morning is a nice morning :D lovely video

  • @luckymo777
    @luckymo777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I think there’s been a mix up.
    I always say goodbye when using the ouija board. You probably want my dumb friend Miss.

  • @notyourbodypillowofficial
    @notyourbodypillowofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Her “You and your friends just causally for get to say good bye”
    Me “I don’t have friends”

  • @JeanLucCaptain
    @JeanLucCaptain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    HER: you are mine now.
    me: I BELONG TO NOBODY!!!
    HER: Perrrrhappps i misjudged you, STARTS UNZIPPING MY PANTS
    Me: NO, I ACCEPT YOUR TERMS I ACCEPT!!!!
    HER: I KNEW YOU WOULD...

  • @Chimeratech_O.D.
    @Chimeratech_O.D. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Well, I'm going to church now. Let's see if Ol' Divinity from the Shepard can help out a lamb facing slaughter.

  • @omasarschhaarrasierer5625
    @omasarschhaarrasierer5625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Protection against succubi? I'll never read the description box again...
    Jk...description is life

  • @bradharp37
    @bradharp37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Dr Phil sent me this last night. So glad he did.

  • @HardstyleTechnoHouse
    @HardstyleTechnoHouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don’t think I’ve ever been more turned on yet terrified in my life, that was amazing. Great job 👍🏽

  • @sempitraum5541
    @sempitraum5541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Was this written by the same Kyle R who did the wrote stuff for Willow Wisteria? Good stuff.

    • @Amadeus8484
      @Amadeus8484 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DangerousASMR Is it that easy to submit scripts? :) I am a published author myself

    • @kronksstronkstonks6360
      @kronksstronkstonks6360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I KNEW IT! just found this channel and noticed Kyle R and was like "Sure I've seen this dude write scripts elsewhere"

  • @Aplecide
    @Aplecide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The demon:"your MIND now"
    Me: "you mean I'm your problem? ALRIGHTY"

  • @Kenbow183
    @Kenbow183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So...another lover to adding to the equation. Valentine's Day is gonna hurt the wallet next year.

  • @tulsatrash
    @tulsatrash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Frightening. I was worried things would start to fray at the edges when the talk of rules came up but that’s really when ther performance drew me in and made it easier to further suspend disbelief.

  • @dejinnthedjinn5311
    @dejinnthedjinn5311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh no I am paralyzed.
    (Turns into air)
    (Echoing voice)Never mind

  • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
    @SchneeflockeMonsoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Takes mini Cross and drops it into water balloon. Shakes vigorously.*
    “I don’t know what this will do, but I’m not afraid to use it.”

  • @amnosia_vfx
    @amnosia_vfx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gay panic is really kicking in right now

  • @trixie_whatismylife2977
    @trixie_whatismylife2977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    DEMON? HOLD THE PHONE-
    Also me: *continues listening*

    • @Z3mmy__
      @Z3mmy__ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol your tanjiro pfp is so confused rn

  • @dylanarchangel2673
    @dylanarchangel2673 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *CATEGORY: ENTERTAINMENT*

  • @kuhlerboi3862
    @kuhlerboi3862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:19
    "Ok i give you my credit card and the code for the card and look than forward to do something k?"

  • @thedrunkencoffeeman3554
    @thedrunkencoffeeman3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Slave to a suc- DAMNIT I THOUGHT I ESCAPED THESE THINGS

  • @prehistoricpal5215
    @prehistoricpal5215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is why I stick to using pencils to contact paranormal entities.

  • @shex9
    @shex9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Succubus : kiss my foot, me: okay
    Succubus : or I’ll force you to do it, me: damn I’ll have to say no next time

  • @mulldrifterz6469
    @mulldrifterz6469 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Part 2 please? :D

  • @AgentProRyan
    @AgentProRyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Her: lick my foot
    Me: pulls out a uno reverse card 😂

  • @doesthatsoundright3430
    @doesthatsoundright3430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Kiss my foot"
    Me: fuck i got one of the weird ones

  • @softmallow763
    @softmallow763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I super duper love your voice! Amazing!

  • @jotaroshat3770
    @jotaroshat3770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this must be the work of an enemy stand

  • @antichound4904
    @antichound4904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    SOMEONE CALL THE INQUISITOR HELP

  • @GaminatorA
    @GaminatorA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Can I have one of those protection spells? I mean we are best friends.

  • @Just_natsuki123
    @Just_natsuki123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I feel... Weird.. I'm. Scared yet don't want it too end

  • @kostas1923
    @kostas1923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Not gonna lie that was pretty hot

    • @shantymae5641
      @shantymae5641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      kostas papadopoulos I dream of this happening except I would just obey the succubus and go with the flow

    • @thegreenviperrr9474
      @thegreenviperrr9474 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shanty Mae same here

  • @RexGamer-iw7pr
    @RexGamer-iw7pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How do a demon can scare me if I've played Doom for the last 72 hours?

  • @jamiebarnes4804
    @jamiebarnes4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    'goes to kiss foot' "DUES VULT" wips out holy sword and cuts ger in half

  • @NateParody
    @NateParody 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i only watched 30 seconds... this is already going to be a amazing video!

  • @gardydorville1992
    @gardydorville1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Her: if you could only see your self
    Me:*looks at mirror*

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    8:23 I instantly felt my blood rush to my crotch. Man i'm so weak.

  • @regularguardsmen2453
    @regularguardsmen2453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This heresy but I kinda like it , God Emperor forgive me

  • @ghostglitchofthewater0250
    @ghostglitchofthewater0250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “The scent of fear in the air”
    Me: That’s not fear. That’s just the trash 😂

  • @dealmaker.macycai.9632
    @dealmaker.macycai.9632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Succubus: Is the big bad demon scaring you
    Me: yes very much so

  • @mrvigilant8286
    @mrvigilant8286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey this isn’t so bad at least she didn’t steal our kidney

  • @crystal_foxygirl6597
    @crystal_foxygirl6597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The audacity of this succubus. Over here thinking I wouldn't obey the first time 😂

  • @sephuris5555
    @sephuris5555 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So congrats I just woke up at 5:45am for late for work. Work is actually at 5:00pm.

  • @catinthebox9400
    @catinthebox9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a strong reaction for a lack of etiquette

  • @terrencebreed4839
    @terrencebreed4839 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Moral of the story: *Always say goodbye after using a Ouija board.*

  • @RoughTortoise840
    @RoughTortoise840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ayo this is a certified poggers moment

  • @markfrancis1210
    @markfrancis1210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You really know how to keep a demon waiting", Long wait Demon, for such a short game *raises hand to show Demon the lement configuration, (the puzzle box from Hellraiser, it's a great movie, you should watch it sometime) chuckles*, look what I've got!!, he who summons the magic, commands the magic, I solve This!, you are dragged back to hell, and I never see you again, game on!!.
    Miss Dangerous I hope you keep doing asmr, I LOVE YOUR WORK

  • @idkwhattoputhereo_o3209
    @idkwhattoputhereo_o3209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Description:If you don't sit and listen a kitten die of cancer
    Me:*Listening while sleeping* Oh no O_O

  • @rodgerrodger6236
    @rodgerrodger6236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Gender-swapped hey little songbird intensifies*

  • @romance234
    @romance234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    yours for all eternity. Addicted to your videos : )) keep up the evil !

  • @renato0013
    @renato0013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Going to sleep right now...
    *wish me luck guys!*

  • @SockTheUnicorn
    @SockTheUnicorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly, being in her realm doesn't sound half bad,

  • @darth9341
    @darth9341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m scared, yet I’m excited. What is the paradoxical feeling you’re putting me through?!!

  • @danielramsey6141
    @danielramsey6141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And I've once again stepped into the darkside of TH-cam again.

  • @shtomp
    @shtomp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    im gona cry! im terrified!
    -keeps watching it

  • @nexus95
    @nexus95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Succubus: You are mine.
    Me: Ah, now I have a friend that might disagree with that statement.
    Succubus: What do you-
    *”At Dooms Gate” starts playing behind the front door*
    Succubus: _...Oh no._

  • @markjones2151
    @markjones2151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when she said your mine i was like hmm sounds fucking awesome when she said for eternity i was like well shit where that holy water and cross at i need myself a priest.

  • @kaitan4160
    @kaitan4160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im a bit at a loss for words here. All i know is that i weirdly dont want that protection spell.

  • @maanokay2553
    @maanokay2553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just... wow... this is incredible...

  • @Dominus_Augustus
    @Dominus_Augustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    PERFECT succubus voice

  • @HYPNOGLANCE87
    @HYPNOGLANCE87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Could of been worse...a female yandere could of sneaked in my bedroom at night and cut me into a mess of matter spreading everywhere.

  • @ShiftyBoye
    @ShiftyBoye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was always the plan.

  • @stinkygOat
    @stinkygOat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "dumbass ouija board.........piece of **throws board** shitty cardboard"

  • @kelp2697
    @kelp2697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if she was waiting for me to sleep she was waiting for 50+ hours

  • @FireBorne102
    @FireBorne102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: *reads description box*
    It: *offers protection from succubi*
    Me: but... Its my only chance at getting smashed...

  • @Random-yu4xg
    @Random-yu4xg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    God damn. See, I knew con non con was something I had an interest in, but mmph. This just shot that interest through the roof

  • @morganqm9447
    @morganqm9447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *dios mio what is that*

  • @THEsauceboi6billion
    @THEsauceboi6billion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't classify as human

  • @RenaissanceASMR
    @RenaissanceASMR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Very nice!!!!

  • @erikuiba531
    @erikuiba531 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Succubus, my love.......

  • @jonathanruiz889
    @jonathanruiz889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I knew succubuses were sexual but that just gave me hugely tingle down my back and made me want to grab a gallon of holy water

  • @holycrusader2047
    @holycrusader2047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You have entered my trap time for my holy training to come to use

  • @zenpai_senpai
    @zenpai_senpai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh fuck me you sound like Catherine from the game well... Catherine! Not a complaint, very nice!

  • @l0vesspecialwlw
    @l0vesspecialwlw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    a shit here we go again 😑
    death note L theme music cut and looped for 1 hour starts playing
    me: hm hah whats ur name dear..dear...succubus?

  • @jacklauaki6919
    @jacklauaki6919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She scared the heck out of me!!!!😨😨😨😨😨😨

  • @adamali8811
    @adamali8811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Now, I have a question. Humans need at least 3 meals a day. I personally am always snacking.
    How often do you eat?
    (Yes, I am asking a girl how much she eats, deal with it).

    • @yeetsauce938
      @yeetsauce938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I eat ones per day. I know no one cares but I just thought I would let everyon know. 👌😢👌

    • @adamali8811
      @adamali8811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DangerousASMR so my ass will be eaten at random intervals. Yay me.

    • @noobsaibot6405
      @noobsaibot6405 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i like how the guy with the lego profile picture have more balls than half of us

    • @noobsaibot6405
      @noobsaibot6405 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeetsauce938 are you starving yourself or you just have nothing to eat?

    • @yeetsauce938
      @yeetsauce938 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noobsaibot6405 I never feel hungry so I forget to make my self food. but I have a crappy digestive system so what ever I eat sticks to me like glue

  • @demonetization7946
    @demonetization7946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I showed this to my priest and now he’s doing a funny dance.

  • @lg.s_basement
    @lg.s_basement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Luigi boardddd!!!!!😂😂😂