I found this video about a year ago looking for Anthony Jeselnik stuff. Have watched over 150 episodes since. Such amazing entertainment. Better than most TV programs.
Just came to the comments when he walked off. I’m assuming he comes back eventually but I so wanted to read people bitch about him walking out Edit: nvm, he just came back to his chair as dejected as ever 😂
@@StackRunItUp His stage persona is undeniably douchey but it's also douchey of him to adopt that persona in this kind of setting where it's not really necessary. Jeff Ross is the ultimate insult comic but still manages to be funny on Kill Tony without constantly shitting on everyone.
I think the truth is in the middle - the band legit gets nervous when guests have that confident intimidating vibe, and the band Bombs more when there’s less playful goofiness. Jeselnik also legit wanted Joel not to jump in, but that’s what Kill Tony is all about, and Jeselnik killed the momentum by fighting the format
@os terminal Jeremiah is undeniably funny and talented. The amount of characters he can pull off and also kill with is amazing. Do you even pay attention?
@@aidindavani3049 jeremiah is funny and talented ... Yeah to an idiot. Doing silly voices. That's funny when you're about 10 years old. Childish morons
He does! I was like holy sh*t! :D Jesselnik is famous for playing a really dark character, but really nice in person. So I was actually expecting him to be a softy and not want to hurt anyone, but no! He had some really great digs! XD Dude came out swinging. (Not that I can blame him, this episode was a trainwreck barreling towards a dumpster fire)
Jizzleneck ragged the whole show and ruined it. He thought he was invited on the show for his some opinion. Once he realized the episode didn’t revolve around him he clocked out and didn’t wanna be there. Jizzleneck ruined it.
@@VladimirVladimirovich1952haha muthafuckers spelling was correct it made sense so he aint that high eat more shrooms next time instead of 5alking about it
I honestly think the funniest shit in these shows is when Tony starts making fun of Redban's disgustingness. That's not a criticism of the show, because I love it, but Tony and Redban have excellent chemistry.
@@serpentinefire921 I think he meant more like “sonically”, but you could hardly hear the music it would have helped if redban had the volume louder or dudes mic lower.
Thank you YT for randomly sending me this video right after Jeselnik's latest special (which was the funniest special I've seen in a long time) and KT weekly. Was thoroughly enoyable.
Bruh, wow He says it as part of a joke in a special, yes. It's also a super common thing to say when someone asks you why you aren't going to something. Super fucking common. Are you going to try to say someone owns "My phone was dead" next?
when tony nonchalantly says "horse of truth agrees with you" after the horse noise i lost it hahahah. this show is so weird and that was just a normal ass moment for this show lol
It wasn’t part of the guys act. I think it was in the interview process. Hart has a famous bit about moving money and nobody mentioned it so I feel like it may have been after this aired
Hindsight being 20/20 is about as good as it gets when watching old Kill Tony's. Best learning opportunity for anyone in comedy before, say. 2019? 2020?
FaithlessFollower it ends up freezing about 10 minutes into any episode. With this episode specifically it freezes after pat ragan plays. I’ve always had a problem with ustream either on my pc or ps4
The thing is: Ustream doesn't compress after you upload something. And live stream always means almost raw data with insanely high bitrate, almost not compressed at all. Means: Your bandwidth must be VERY big to be able to stream stuff that has been recorded/uploaded live. Hence all the buffering when you have avg bandwidth like most normal users do.
Jizzleneck was too cool for this episode. Tony regretted inviting him from the get go. THIS IS COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST JIZZLENECK WE’RE TALKING ABOUT!! Please never have him back.
Yeah fan boys are just mad cause he was calling shit out like a real comedian not joining in the circle jerk ... probably wouldnt be good now a days because of all the shitty regulars he'd tear em up
Props to Morgan for telling that girl not to blow her heroes. Cause you know every club she walks into, every dude in the room from the D'elias to the bouncers are gonna be thirsting hard. Redban almost jizzed his whiteys
@@icescroatman also I just tried to buy some tickets to a show but he doesn’t have any listed 😂😂😂😂 “his punch lines cross moral lines, Anthony jesselnick gets away with it” - Anthony. What a douche of a human
@@arthurmorganx9465 hes jeremiahs best friend tho, also why would you buy tickets to watch someone you hate unironically lol did he personally hurt you or something
A couple months ago, I saw a clip of the show, fell in love instantly, and went back to #1 and watched every show until now. Jesslnick or whatever, is by far my least favorite guest. To me, he's even worse than Josh Martin, and Josh Martin didn't even really talk the whole time.
the irony of malcom being born on the very episode that the guest is basically saying the show is dogshit is poetic...the lord was with you Malcom lol 🙏
Jeselnik’s smile getting wider like the grinch from the very first comic bombing haha
I found this video about a year ago looking for Anthony Jeselnik stuff. Have watched over 150 episodes since. Such amazing entertainment. Better than most TV programs.
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Jeselnik absolute hates this 😂😂😂
He should have stayed his hacky ass at home
Morgan ignorant and annoying. Anthony hates her too.
absolutely
Just came to the comments when he walked off. I’m assuming he comes back eventually but I so wanted to read people bitch about him walking out
Edit: nvm, he just came back to his chair as dejected as ever 😂
And he described it so perfectly, it's the Wendy's of shows. 👌
It's nice to see Carrot Top and Anthony Jeslnik sitting side by side without any quarrels
Yes. Or squirrels
I love how Anthony tries not to laugh at Jeremiah through the entire show but can't help it.
Most of what he said was hack.. Jeremiah is funny though.
He sucks
That’s a huge reach he ain’t paying attention to Jeremiah like that cmon now weirdo
@@NJFREEDOMFIGHTERR you don't understand human thought processes 🤣
@@LoganDoesSumShiet ok think what ya want 🤡
I want a sitcom where Anthony and Morgan are bar buddies who aren’t friends outside the bar
They don't seem to like each other at all. I agree with him. She's boring as fuck.
With the whiskey ginger as the bar tender.
Ya but in the show Jizzleneck realizes that the show doesn’t revolve around him and doesn’t make it miserable ahhahha
Lmao Jeselnik really hates the band
C G it’s just a persona. His persona is douchy
@@StackRunItUp His stage persona is undeniably douchey but it's also douchey of him to adopt that persona in this kind of setting where it's not really necessary. Jeff Ross is the ultimate insult comic but still manages to be funny on Kill Tony without constantly shitting on everyone.
I think the truth is in the middle - the band legit gets nervous when guests have that confident intimidating vibe, and the band Bombs more when there’s less playful goofiness. Jeselnik also legit wanted Joel not to jump in, but that’s what Kill Tony is all about, and Jeselnik killed the momentum by fighting the format
@os terminal Jeremiah is undeniably funny and talented. The amount of characters he can pull off and also kill with is amazing. Do you even pay attention?
@@aidindavani3049 jeremiah is funny and talented ... Yeah to an idiot. Doing silly voices. That's funny when you're about 10 years old. Childish morons
watch redbands head snap when he hears that girl say she is single. LMAO
jeselnik makes tony seem like a teddy bear
He does! I was like holy sh*t! :D Jesselnik is famous for playing a really dark character, but really nice in person.
So I was actually expecting him to be a softy and not want to hurt anyone, but no! He had some really great digs! XD Dude came out swinging.
(Not that I can blame him, this episode was a trainwreck barreling towards a dumpster fire)
Jizzleneck ragged the whole show and ruined it. He thought he was invited on the show for his some opinion. Once he realized the episode didn’t revolve around him he clocked out and didn’t wanna be there. Jizzleneck ruined it.
@@WesleySnipesNeck i like his standup but i agree that he sucked here. He didnt have any jokes it was all complaints. Like a bitch
@@WesleySnipesNeckHe's the only decent comedian on that stage. It should be about him
Carrot top was looking rough on this one.
I thought that was the kid from Mask
That's what happens when you're on the juice.
Ong every time she talks it seems like a kid with a stutter who’s also a little autistic just yappin
This is such a classic show. First cat burglars, first Malcolm Hatchett, that hilarious NY Puerto Rican. A great run.
I'm tripping balls on shrooms and it's taken me an hour in to realise the bottom right square of the screen wasnf a mini version of the whole screen
Thanks man...30 mins in & I looked jn & Now can't Unsee an annoying bottom-right mini screen☠️
Can’t be tripping too hard if you’re writing a comment
@@VladimirVladimirovich1952haha muthafuckers spelling was correct it made sense so he aint that high eat more shrooms next time instead of 5alking about it
I have no idea what ur talking about.
@@VladimirVladimirovich1952lol 💯
I want jeselnik to meet David lucas
David would tear his ass apart lol
David Lucas weak comic
@@RegulareoldNorseBoy imagine thinking your opinion actually matters 😂
Lucas can’t roast lol
@@mjkmike11 when???
it seems Jeselnik doesnt like the band is the funniest part of the show
He actually loves the band, that's why he gives em a hard time lol
@@aocidicoa nah, he is a douchebag.
Jeselnik is a straight up piece of shit
@Austin my mans is afraid/jealous of Jeremiah's talent. It's a threat to his career. I thought this was friendly ribbing at first.
@@DabbaHashery friendly robbing**
good lord this show was brutal
Morgan Murphy didn’t add one single sentence or word that was funny the entire show hahah
Cringing so hard....
Yup 2 years later still not funny Jeselnik either
She was blasted
Lol facts
This is exactly why I started watching. The awkward interactions, the conflict between guests, the band, Tony and the trashcan.
kinda sucked?
“Fall asleep on the limb of a tree” 🤩 omg kill tony is the best
I honestly think the funniest shit in these shows is when Tony starts making fun of Redban's disgustingness. That's not a criticism of the show, because I love it, but Tony and Redban have excellent chemistry.
“I know what I did.”
😂 killed me. Honesty wins every time.
42:50 Atmosphere rap attempt... Lol that whisper part killed me
Ya I threw up in my mouth a bit and was so happy when tony stopped it basically immediately.
Sounded nothing like slug but aight
@@serpentinefire921 I think he meant more like “sonically”, but you could hardly hear the music it would have helped if redban had the volume louder or dudes mic lower.
Jeselnik’s hatred for the band was the funniest 😭😭
Tony "FECK YEA" Hinchliffe
Tony “ARIIIIIIITE WELL!!” Hinchcliffe
Tony stick with me hinchliffe its my first one yay so much fan
Thank you YT for randomly sending me this video right after Jeselnik's latest special (which was the funniest special I've seen in a long time) and KT weekly. Was thoroughly enoyable.
Jeselnik is like a larger, eviler version of Tony
Tony is definitely smarter than Anthony is.
@@davidwavidshmavider I strongly disagree
@@lannyfce4786 Tony is definitely smarter than Jeselnik.
you forgot do say unfunny
Jeselnik hella unfunny. Still no joke in sight and im halfway.
Just wanna say Jeremiah watkins was hilarious winning jeselnik over wit the cat burgler tag haha
The first girl looks like a South Park character
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James Phillips hahahahaha
1:22:40
That weird interaction was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
12:00 "Brians mad at you" LMAO
Tony's 'Valley' blonde impersonation is spot on
Jeremiah is actually hilarious
on what planet?
@spacedaniel492 In this context , his staff up is garbage .
Are you ever not thinking about space?
@@aaronsmith4806 This made me laugh out loud
"I'm a racist in that I hate everybody equally"?? Holy shit, even the t-shirt industry knows that that is a hack line by now.
💯
36:55 Jeselnik is so aware and honest its hilarious
Morgan Murphy zoomed out looks like the kid from the movie “Mask”.
David Lucas?
Rocky haha yes
22:11 that genuine Jeselnik laugh is always great to see and hear.
The roast of Anthony jesselnik will be a mini series.
jeselnik being honest when said 'I'm here because tony's been bothering me for three months' lol
Anthony hating the band is awesome
@@thatoneguythatwaslikewow7692 Not 1/8th as annoying and useless as Redban and Tony.
Agreed. The band is so annoying an was so glad Anthony shared the same feelings.
super fuckin good bit.
"Any of you guys get to talk... is that the deal?"
This is one of the best episodes ever!!
Just watched this one. One of my favorites. Jeselnik and the band was comedy gold.
The band? The idiot pretending to be a french cat burglar, the ONLY thing I thought was funny was how they just ignored him after awhile
@@patrickkirkham There is a reason they got a better band
He was doing too much but the line he said about the sound engineer not listening and the catchphrase of girl hit by iron was, cat burglar, was funny.
The guy is comedic gold. They needed him. As a band they aren’t great
Malcolm.. little did we know that you would go on to become a regular
Kinda obvious fr
He sucks ass. Skip by him every episode he is on.
"Anti-semantic" hehe I laughed. I really liked the Doc :D
"The way my money is setup right now"
Isn't that a Kevin Hart joke?
Bruh, wow
He says it as part of a joke in a special, yes. It's also a super common thing to say when someone asks you why you aren't going to something. Super fucking common. Are you going to try to say someone owns "My phone was dead" next?
Yep
JoJos HoHo people started saying that specific thing after kevin hart. He made the joke..... thats different than a common lie
That’s not anybody’s joke, and Kevin Hart not even funny.
Mcleod1198 he didn’t make the joke.
“Why is this show called kill tony?? Why not call it ‘dragging it out with tony hinchcliffe?’” 😂😂😂
1:18:08
Imagine being a HOST on kill tony, and your first joke bombs…
Alright it’s urgent somebody help me out!! I need the name of the song played at 18:00 pls & thanks
"Don't wipe those tears. You let them hit the floor. They belong to me now."
This is Malcolm first appearance? I watched the show late but been listening during work, maybe I missed his first set on KT
when tony nonchalantly says "horse of truth agrees with you" after the horse noise i lost it hahahah. this show is so weird and that was just a normal ass moment for this show lol
What song was playing at 8:45?
There are SO many people trying to riff that the fucking interviews never happen. That’s one thing the new Austin setup has on this shit
“was it near a corner” is the funniest thing ever
Jeselnik looks like CGI, because of the lighting 😂
What is the song at 1:32:49 ?
G. Love and Special Sauce- My Baby's Got Sauce
"I wish I would have stayed quiet" 🤣
"A whole nother universe, well actually planet - fitness." that was fucking unreal, audience slept on that gem.
The horse of truth was out for Anthony 😂
This show was so brutal yet I watched the entire thing cuz of Anthony.
The way my money is set up is actually a Kevin hart joke
It wasn’t part of the guys act. I think it was in the interview process. Hart has a famous bit about moving money and nobody mentioned it so I feel like it may have been after this aired
55 minutes in, these bucket pulls are BRUTAL!! 😳
Hindsight being 20/20 is about as good as it gets when watching old Kill Tony's. Best learning opportunity for anyone in comedy before, say. 2019? 2020?
No plugs for Anthony at the end of the show😂
"Just, uh, science...not fixing anything".
Best fckn quote EVER.
1:04:48 we need to make a love connection with the "try it out" guy from your moms house.. Malcolm, try it out!
Technical Support hi mommy
You can beat me ,piss on me , bring your friends .
Tony was on fire this episode. Damn just brutal. Also Jeremiah got way bigger laughs than Anthony.
Jeremiah is annoying slot though. Save time for the guest host to tell jokes. They jog time for sure with half good improve type comedy
@@buythedip5300 what language is that?
1:01:00 Jeselnik trying so hard not to like Malcolm Hatchet, then he breaks a minute later 😂
Malcom killed his first set!!! LEGENDARY SET 4 REAL
It wasn't. He said he's been doing it for a while.
Jeremiah: "Does God Exist" after Jeselnik's awkwardly intense question is perfect 😂
Completely lost my shit at that one
I want to thank the uploader for uploading to TH-cam. Ustream will not let me watch these anymore, even after they’re not live. Seriously thank you
billy no-talent Wont buffer? Same if so. I do miss seein the warm up tho.
FaithlessFollower it ends up freezing about 10 minutes into any episode. With this episode specifically it freezes after pat ragan plays. I’ve always had a problem with ustream either on my pc or ps4
Same
The thing is: Ustream doesn't compress after you upload something. And live stream always means almost raw data with insanely high bitrate, almost not compressed at all. Means: Your bandwidth must be VERY big to be able to stream stuff that has been recorded/uploaded live. Hence all the buffering when you have avg bandwidth like most normal users do.
achtung fernglas wasn’t aware of that, thanks. Glad we get to watch it on youtube, it’s the best live podcast of all time
"you could be a really good waitress" - Tony
"you could open for some of these guys" - anTony
Dude Morgan mentions she's writing for Rosanne. And then a week later Rosanne gets canceled that's crazy
The bassist killed it 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
great episode! helps the day go by fast at work
What work do you do that you can watch a TH-cam video as you’re doing it?
Anyone know the song at 1:19:20
Imagine doing open mic in front of one of the best joke writers around… Jeselnik is a genius. Love that he won’t pull punches.
Same. And he actually gave some excellent critiques
Wow you’re braindead sheep
“You just need some coaching”😂😂😂😂😂
So glad they never had Anthony back
@21:39 "Oh yeah, if she was better. If she was a better comic we would have laughed more"
good shit
its funny how much constructive criticism morgan and anthony try to give, instead of just shitting on the comic like every other guest
Jeremiah killed it during Kevin's bomb
If you're sleeping in a Hooptie you definitely have Hoop Dreams
36:43 the funniest moment in kill tony history
Hahaha I was hoping to find a comment about that because it was my favorite part
BRING ANTHONY JESELNIK BACK, PLEASE!! I’m sure he has warmed up to the show by now and will appreciate it. Either way would love to see him back =)
Jizzleneck was too cool for this episode. Tony regretted inviting him from the get go. THIS IS COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST JIZZLENECK WE’RE TALKING ABOUT!! Please never have him back.
Yeah fan boys are just mad cause he was calling shit out like a real comedian not joining in the circle jerk ... probably wouldnt be good now a days because of all the shitty regulars he'd tear em up
Years later and nobody talks about how Malcom used the Money joke from Kevin hart and NOT ONE of those comedians noticed, crazy asl.
Yes they did they both laughed and then dropped it and went on. The drummer didn't know.
Jeremiah did better than everyone on panel this episodes
Anthony Jeselnik could play John Malkovich's son in a movie.
Hahaha, that would be sick!
this looks like a theme event at high school
holy shit the "I got a bit about it" rubbed off on Redban lmao
Watching this four years later to the day!
Reading your comment while watching this 6 years kater to the day!
Props to Morgan for telling that girl not to blow her heroes. Cause you know every club she walks into, every dude in the room from the D'elias to the bouncers are gonna be thirsting hard. Redban almost jizzed his whiteys
1:40:28 I wonder where this comedian is today. She’s funny and cool. Maybe she’ll make another appearance on the new show in Austin.
This episode is like spraying water on an oil fire. Hilarious.
Count how many times Morgan says “wut”
Morgan had ripley vibes
Jeselnik would like the band more if they were the prisoners I PROMISE
Holy shit I love jesslenik he is relentless, even made tony get on his roaster A game and jeremiah fear for his life great episode
Jeremiah has 86k followers meanwhile Jesselprick has 15k.
@@arthurmorganx9465 jesselprick also does theaters and Jeremiah does 2/10 impressions for peanuts nice try tho patty regan alt account
@@icescroatman patty reagan was awful
@@icescroatman also I just tried to buy some tickets to a show but he doesn’t have any listed 😂😂😂😂 “his punch lines cross moral lines, Anthony jesselnick gets away with it” - Anthony. What a douche of a human
@@arthurmorganx9465 hes jeremiahs best friend tho, also why would you buy tickets to watch someone you hate unironically lol did he personally hurt you or something
Anthony actually pulled the "this is as famous as youll get" to Jeremiah first that tony . Watkins kept it strong
A couple months ago, I saw a clip of the show, fell in love instantly, and went back to #1 and watched every show until now. Jesslnick or whatever, is by far my least favorite guest. To me, he's even worse than Josh Martin, and Josh Martin didn't even really talk the whole time.
the irony of malcom being born on the very episode that the guest is basically saying the show is dogshit is poetic...the lord was with you Malcom lol 🙏
Where do they do this??