guys i win, made the jesus people reply to repent for my sins (shhhh, they don't know i know this trick) i'm technically mormon so i got a tight relationship with god, don't you even worry about it babey
@@that1bitch it's probably just a thin sheet of lexan to prevent anyone from actually being able to touch the part of the window that creates a seal and so it's probably not flight critical and doesn't have a sensor on it and it may have just come loose or been seated improperly, or some other passenger knocked it loose cuz it was seated improperly
6:13 This is how sentience is created. That child's first awakened memory is going to be some weird tribal dance about eggs in an elevator. This is why I mess with babies. Hoping their first conscious moment is me doing something totally bizarre and unexplainable-- something that will confuse them for the rest of their lives. Was it real? Was it a false memory? _The answer is _*_e g g . . ._*
@@amelonnamedkate1400 I was thinking more along the lines of The Eric Andre Show. *_NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!_* If only someone could do that to me to cure my retardation.
Why is no one talking about the fact that he put the cheese on the raw side of the burger instead of waiting for the one side to cook flipping it and then putting the cheese on the cooked side
Hello and God Bless and God Loves you but He is coming soon so please form a relationship with and repent for your sins He will save and Forgive you Please don’t believe in witchcraft Deuteronomy 18:9-12, Exodus 22:18, 1 Samuel 15:23, Leviticus 20:27, Leviticus 19:31, Isaiah 8:19-20 Please don’t believe in luck or karma it means your saying you don’t believe that God planned it when He did Lastly don’t say God’s name in vain it or blaspheme it means your saying his name has no meaning please say Oh my gosh Lastly don’t Hold grudges God forgave you so we must forgive other as he forgives us
Normalize giving credit so I don't have to do a 1-week investigation on the deep web and break multiple privacy laws just to figure out who the creator of a tik tok is
OF COURSE the reporter said "school shooting" instead of "school shopping". She has to say "school shooting" at least once a week, but she only has to say "school shopping" once a year.
that mom who stole her kid’s fries is just like my mom when my brother was little. she would ask if she could have some of his pudding and then scoop out the whole cup and eat it. but he was so polite he’d just sadly say ok every time she asked. she’s get him a new pudding cup after tho lol
No one can tell me other that if geico expanded to health the lizard would have to lose his tail and be all like " oh no, it appears that my tail has fallen off but unlike you guys, my tail regrows" etc. etc. Am i right?
Watching this in jail, now I can laugh as much as I want
Bahahah
;-;
WAIT ARE YOU BILLY??? THE BILLY WHO SNUCK THIER PHONE IN?
100th like :)
That's cheating
11:59 had more tension than most fanfics
STOP 😭😭
fr- the way he looked at his lipsss
guys i win, made the jesus people reply to repent for my sins
(shhhh, they don't know i know this trick)
i'm technically mormon so i got a tight relationship with god, don't you even worry about it babey
@@starboy79293 Oh dude cool, I also have a friend who's church of the latter day saints
@@ezra1534 niceeee, i mean some of the people aren't bad i just don't particularly agree with some of the teachings
YOU COULD ACTUALLY GO TO JAIL IF YOU DID THAT TO THE PLANE'S WINDOW.... 👁️👄👁️
Yup
How did he do that tho
@@that1bitch it's probably just a thin sheet of lexan to prevent anyone from actually being able to touch the part of the window that creates a seal and so it's probably not flight critical and doesn't have a sensor on it and it may have just come loose or been seated improperly, or some other passenger knocked it loose cuz it was seated improperly
And if yo u laugh twice
time stamp?
6:13 This is how sentience is created.
That child's first awakened memory is going to be some weird tribal dance about eggs in an elevator.
This is why I mess with babies. Hoping their first conscious moment is me doing something totally bizarre and unexplainable-- something that will confuse them for the rest of their lives. Was it real? Was it a false memory? _The answer is _*_e g g . . ._*
Isn’t that just the scene from the hangover
@@amelonnamedkate1400 I was thinking more along the lines of The Eric Andre Show.
*_NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!_*
If only someone could do that to me to cure my retardation.
that's why you gotta give babies marijuana pacifiers
Why is no one talking about the fact that he put the cheese on the raw side of the burger instead of waiting for the one side to cook flipping it and then putting the cheese on the cooked side
Or the fact that the burger wasn’t seasoned at all
because every single atom in that video is wrong
That poor girl who just got her braces. I feel your pain girlie
Yass
Same. My teeth moved again tho bc i lost my retainer n i couldnt find it until i finally did, it don’t fit anymore so fuuuck
@@jackieec nahhh I did that too. Bruh they had to force mine right into my teeth and I still have to wear it 24/7
Hello and God Bless and God Loves you but He is coming soon so please form a relationship with and repent for your sins He will save and Forgive you
Please don’t believe in witchcraft Deuteronomy 18:9-12, Exodus 22:18, 1 Samuel 15:23, Leviticus 20:27, Leviticus 19:31, Isaiah 8:19-20
Please don’t believe in luck or karma it means your saying you don’t believe that God planned it when He did
Lastly don’t say God’s name in vain it or blaspheme it means your saying his name has no meaning please say Oh my gosh
Lastly don’t Hold grudges God forgave you so we must forgive other as he forgives us
Ok I'll live with my overbite
And crooked teeth
Hell no to braces
6:27 THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES FROM LAUGHING
My name actually is Linda bro I almost fell 💀
As someone who was raised by two people who smoked like chimneys and loved Coke, that last one hit me like a truck 😭
10:03 dude look like Rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid
That’s what I was thinkkng
Normalize giving credit so I don't have to do a 1-week investigation on the deep web and break multiple privacy laws just to figure out who the creator of a tik tok is
Their usernames are on the videos mate…
@@crystalcalathea5188 Sometimes, but not for all of them
@@crystalcalathea5188 most of them but it's always the ones i really wanna find that don't 😭
It's literally in each tiktok whose it is.
2:54 *i thought abt this so much as a kid omg*
The Caterpillar and Andrew Tate one got me
11:30 bro why are their laughs the exact same? 💀
Becaus they’re siblings lmao, my whole family got the same car trying to start laugh
@@clones8352 my laughs be changing every few years 💀
Take me to jail, I can finally get health care
the uk:
OF COURSE the reporter said "school shooting" instead of "school shopping". She has to say "school shooting" at least once a week, but she only has to say "school shopping" once a year.
6:36 it is not cinnamon or chocolate it’s eggnog 😂
Edit: I’m Mexican and i let me say these are GOOD
Monstro memes are just incredible
12:04 their tension rivals even the most salacious fanfictions
The mom taking her kid's fries had me laughing
6:13 was such a vibe ngl
that mom who stole her kid’s fries is just like my mom when my brother was little. she would ask if she could have some of his pudding and then scoop out the whole cup and eat it. but he was so polite he’d just sadly say ok every time she asked. she’s get him a new pudding cup after tho lol
9:10 some may call that a chicken breast
8:40 I looked around as if there was a guardian in my room 💀✋
Dude I freak the fuck out every time I hear the Guardian OST now. Like I can literally feel my heart palpitating lmao
the ptsd
3:23 i dont like that this got me but holy shit is that roach unstoppable
6:13 When are we getting a full version
4:48 inside the house right
INSIDE THE HOUSE RIGHT
Not even a minute in and I’m already going to jail
Sorry if this is a little random but I love your pfp and username
@@sibel6509 thanks 🎸
1:22 is the most American thing ever 💀
4:14 I get those from time to time. I call them a Bud Medium
3:22 maybe ya got bugs bc your place is grody, are those footprints from shoes on the floor like damn
11:59 I need the tik tok link so bad
6:36 i can't fucking breathe this is so funny
DUDE THAT LAST ONE IS SO RELATABLE
11:59 got me good
10:03 had me weakkk💀💀💀💀
6:52 prenursing in a nutshell
5:01 I hate that I immediately thought of Txt’s Hueningkai for this one 🙃
Me too😭
5:39 is the best
8:10 That's because it wasn't an egg. It was a cannon.
11:21 i kinda expected him to start singing about 500miles he'd walk
2:01 - 2:05 ---> Woah... (Not the sticker on the light switch...)
11:08 - 11:13
11:59 - 12:09
@3:23 lmao 🤣 😂 😆 This one got me.
Me after the girl ate her tear: “good soup.”
6:14 the baby is like “Wtf has my short little life coke ro”
bro it wont let me edit, i meant come to oof
4:10 omfg I literally threw my phone 😭😭😭
watching these after taking edibles at 3am is a fucking ride man
0:30 Anastasia Knight
4:45 is giving “aww look at the baby ducks!” 😂
12:13 LITERALLY-
tism
The dirty ass floor in the cockroach video 🤢
Yeah that one just pissed me off
“somebody really just said im built like a mannequin from macys 😔”
Nah cause the last one I can literally can relate to😂
The last one DESTROYED me
SAME
@ 6:04 I think it might be OCD and/or ANXIETY, and I experienced it as well. He had 1 F&%kin’ job dude. Wtf 🍔🧀😩
1:53 if science taught me anything at all, that is called stored energy right there.
The girls who froze the card laughing in unison was kinda creepy lol
No one can tell me other that if geico expanded to health the lizard would have to lose his tail and be all like " oh no, it appears that my tail has fallen off but unlike you guys, my tail regrows" etc. etc.
Am i right?
I temporarily stopped a school fight by screaming so loud I startled them out of it
5:06 killed me first
He was transfixed for a sec
My mother accidentally drank from her as glass instead of her wine glass once... Good shit, still didn't stop her from smoking a pack a day
my face really went 😃😯 during the plane one
I'm glad I'm early, but I'm in jail already
THE LAST ONE I D THAT ONCE WHEN I WAS A KID I DRANK OUT OF A CUP MY MOM PUT HER CIGARETTES IN AND I COULD FEEL MY SKIN PEELING OFF
At least it wasn't a spit cup.
@@MadamFoogie I have some concerns ._. 😂
I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL 🔫
Damn that grasshopper was funny
How to make a sad meal 11:00
7:53 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a good life until I laughed twice to that video. I *Better Call Saul theme plays*!
0:49 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ayo that humpty dumbty one GOT ME
If you look it up the original nursery rhyme was about a cannon on like a castle wall or something like that, but yeah it was a cannon
I love all your vids
Anyone know the Username of the guys at 12:00?
1:50 oh
6:28 I almost fell outta my chair bruh this woman screaming my name I thought I was going to meet *Jesus fucking Christ*
the last one is relatable
So many food related ones making me hungry
@11:58 fuckkkk LMAO mood
Bro 0:23 and 0:43 had me dying already
The dude who said the milk was bad has a deep ass voice and it caught me so fucking off guard.
11:03 bro is FLABBERGASTED
the last one. yes.
8:20 you look like you would know how to eat a lot of things..
I JUST CHOKED ON AIR
Really easy to stay out of jail..this whole video is a get out of jail free card.
4:09 the music got me SO bad
Me: *eating goldfish while watching this*
Also me: *chokes on my goldfish and almost dies* 👍
6:28😭😭😭😭😭😭 i cant feel my bodyyyy omg chilll womann
I’m fucked up man I started crying cause I actually felt bad for the little rat that was killed in the back wtf
On the Linda one I looked over at my kitten to see her terrified face
5:10 that's how I be when I get ko in ufc 4
I lost it at the Ay Dios mío, me estoy cagando. Se me sale la caca. Ay!
3:23 is definitely the best
0:33 THE LICK WAS NECESSARY WHAT DO YOU MEAN EW
Ha this is funny 😄 😆 🤣 😂 am I the only one who also licks their tears? 😅
Yep. 8 billion people on the planet and you're the only one who does that.
NO I WASN'T LAUGHING UNTIL THE FROZEN 2 JOKE WHAT IS MY LIFE
“Back to school shoo-shopping”
Ignore this lol making a list from my bro
0:42 1:51 5:05 6:27
1:21 YOOOO WHAT THE-
4:10 technically
*ur not the last one downstairs then*
The“ cococola” lady
Watching this in a school now the cops will finally arrest the shooter!!