" DarkSonic, imma hand you a fleshlight" my boi really dry since Tina and lori stop giving up the puh and the thingthings 🤣🤣🤣 Dashie: your gonna need this my boi. -wheeze- Me: aight let me call tina. Dashie: -stares at the screen for awhile-
Getting kind of sick seeing those though...my boy making solid progress in his weight loss journey but the threeps are always making fun of it and I don't want to be stingy about it, but it kind of makes me sad sometimes idk...
umm dashie... ive been a fan since 2013 and i can honestly say that ive seen all your videos on this channel multiple times lol dont worry tho, i still watch them jawns
@@user-nv6in2ym6u bruh since 6th I watched dash now Im a Freshman in College, it all started with the Mortal Kombat and Barney skits, and Dead Island. Lmfao
Threep! Invite Dashie to a friend party, make sure you have a whole conversation about him. Congratulations! Now you're addressing "the elephant in the room".
Dashie really helps me through tough times, I have depression and he always gets my mind off things when I watch his vids, heck Im even watching this while waiting for my organic stress-management supplement to deliver.
I love how when he first started doing public threeps they were creative and over the top clever and now everyone is just roasting him and his weight. XD
Hey dashie it’s my birthday today and I finally get to check up on your mario maker videos I love them and they always amuse me and you’re the funniest guy ever lol
13:20 Me: Hold up, Dashie!😲 BTW, Dark Sonic is actually an evil alter ego of Sonic after absorbing the false chaos emeralds. He first appeared in Sonic X.
31:53 It's blowing my mind how many times he restarted the level and the clear condition was displayed right in the middle of the screen but he saw it only after pausing the game minutes later 😭
13:20 My mans Dashie been going hard on them fleshlights ever since Tina left! Freudian slip ma boi!
🤣🤣🤣
lmao
" DarkSonic, imma hand you a fleshlight" my boi really dry since Tina and lori stop giving up the puh and the thingthings 🤣🤣🤣
Dashie: your gonna need this my boi. -wheeze-
Me: aight let me call tina.
Dashie: -stares at the screen for awhile-
What did he say
SXXP “I’m gonna hand you a fleshlight”😂😂😂
“DarkSonic, I’m gonna hand you a fleshlight” 😂😂 13:20
Bro that was so crazy when I saw that
karissa birch so funny 😂
Dashie be getting off😭
Oh, sir!
LMFAOOO
This man Dashie talkin' about "snacks" I got a whole dinner plate
Me too bro, me too
Me too bro, me too
Me too bro, me too
And you still finished before he could say the first Threep
Adryan Stamylas lmao
THREEP: Take Dashie. Introduce him to your girlfriend. Congratulations, you're now single.
😂
Jokes on u. I don't have Girlfriend!
...
* Cries Internally *
LoL🤣
I can confirm, Dashie took all of my girlfriends and 2 wives
😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭
My biggest questions: Where does he get these mugs from and how many does he have? Also, third question can they go in the microwave?
Try and see what happens
Red FrenchHorn I don’t know
A vdm how can he see what happens when he doesn’t have them?
@@vagabond4176 i was joking lol
A vdm oh
"i'm gonna hand you a fleshlight..."
whoa! dash, what you doin during quarantine? XD
That’s what he said?
Find Truth yes😭
😂
Haha lol dashie is halourios
Now we know who the real bby gurl is 😂
THREEP: Have a dream about swimming in orange soda.
Congratulations! You just had a fanta-sea!
This so clever!!!!
I like that😂
Justafriendly Gold rank thanks!
Baby keem is suing
This one is good!!!!
Threep: Give dashie some gold fish congratulations they aren't smiling back
That’s good
I- daaaammee!!💀💀
This one deserves a medal. 🏅
ima put this one in quoted in my discord server lmao
THREEP: Get three different kinds of tacos from Taco Bell congratulations, you’ve just obtained triple shits
XD
This is the best
This is the best of all treeps
😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO ima put this in quotes in my discord server
Dashie: "We bout to beat it right now"
*10 deaths later*
“NEXT”
THREEP
Take a “Warmup” level
Put jason as the world record
Congratulations! the video is now 50 minutes long
"Almost" stolen.
Error Error i didn’t even know lmao
NOAHSNOAH FAN OH NO NO ARMY DEATH TO FISH
Sebastian Rodriguez na i had tbis from the first wave of oh no no
Saturday’s are the best for some Dachie!
I agree 😊
Milo's Realm yup! True 🔥🤗
Fax 🔥🔥🦊
AGREED
Agreed
He really messed up saying fleshlight instead of flashlight though. Had me weak 😂😂💀
LMAO WHAT DACHIE BEEN BUYING
Cjpanduh ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ facts 😂😂
Well, comments like this one made me Google it
I regret doing that.
@@mahfouzsherif7517 oh you innocent child
Mahfouz Sherif oh no 😂😂😂
THREEP
Take a cup of tea. Write "nah" on the mug.
Congratulations! You now drink a 'tea-nah'. 0-0
TINA 😣💥
WHOA PAUSE-
I love this and MAJOR PAUSE
Reminder: levels with clear conditions have no checkpoints. Just saying for future videos
I think you should add days for how many times you said it, since he wont see this
I also said it a thousand times
*THREEP*
Make a joke about Dashie's weight
CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE NOW IN THE NEXT SMM2 GAMEPLAY
the X hacker It’s very true
Getting kind of sick seeing those though...my boy making solid progress in his weight loss journey but the threeps are always making fun of it and I don't want to be stingy about it, but it kind of makes me sad sometimes idk...
To far
@@rain-zi7pd wym?
@@dannybanks5122 it was rude
THREEP! Make a THREEP! Comment, wait a week, congratulations! You didn't make it in the video.
Bars
🥺
this hurts
Facts. Bro. He got nothing to say. Quick intro you may thing right?? NAH HERES A RECAP, VOICE OVER DASHIE, AND A WHOLE MUSIC VIDEO.
I made a comment like this one but he didn’t put it in the next video😂
THREEP! Take God. “Let there be light.” He moves Dashie out of the way.
David Gregory o
O
Lol
Oooooooooooooh
U ok?
umm dashie... ive been a fan since 2013 and i can honestly say that ive seen all your videos on this channel multiple times lol
dont worry tho, i still watch them jawns
lmao you sound in love
@@phantompharaoh6335 i am
@@warioware6430 🥺son of a- THATS ADORALE AS FUCK
Nobody:
DARKSONIC:
Dashie: "DARKSONIC Imma hand you a fleshlight" 😎
THREEP: Take Dashie, make him run laps. Now he's Dashing.
Good one ☺️
had a chuckle :)
you think dash would actually run laps?
because he's running and because he's handsome 😂 it took me a minute, so I figured I'd ruin it
@@ascensionblade ayyyyy 😎
THREEP! Take Dashie to some fitness classes. SIKE, the only fitness he'll be doing is fitness whole pizza in his mouf!!
Good one nah boi
Mah
Pause
😂😂😂
Let's get this in the next video mah boys!!!
I’m glad I started watching dashie years ago bc if I was a new viewer I’d be so confused 😂😂
no one new would get his content 😅
Fr I been watching him since 5th grade😭 I’m a freshman in college now😅
Dude honestly, I wonder what new viewers think about dashie
Facts
@@user-nv6in2ym6u bruh since 6th I watched dash now Im a Freshman in College, it all started with the Mortal Kombat and Barney skits, and Dead Island. Lmfao
I love it when Fox says absolutely nothing. His face says it all: You blamin' the _game??_ Blame ya fingas, boi! :P
dashie - "what do I want to do"
slowly in the background - "I want to die"
I was looking for this comment 🤣
What clip was that
Haven’t seen dashie in about 3 years . Glad I watched him today
Thats a sin
Me watching Dashie at least weekly for the past 5 yrs: 👁👄👁
Damn bro that’s like missing 3 anime arcs
@@greendusk93 Or a few hours in One Piece.
us watching all of dashie's super mario makers : 😶
Nobody at all:
Dashie: “Imma give you a flesh light🤭🤣💀”
Me: Either Dashie is on that RedBull or he was just so mad, that he forgot how to spell. 😂😂
Lmaoooo😂search up flesh light and watch what u get😭😭
Ari Mcelveen OH GOD I REGRET SEARCHING IT UP 😭😭💀💀💀
How can he forget how to spell if he never knew how to in the first place??? 😂😂 Sorry Dashie, I ain’t mean to do you like dat
He never knew how to spell in the first place
JustYourAverageNerd if you don’t know what a flesh light is then you’re too young to watch Dashie I’m just sayin.. well.. Idk but you know what I mean
Threep!
Invite Dashie to a friend party, make sure you have a whole conversation about him.
Congratulations!
Now you're addressing "the elephant in the room".
XD
this one is a good one. hahaha I loved it
Dayum!! 😆😆😆
Omg.. total burn. That's hard core m8.
😂😂😂😂😂 made my day lmao I hope he picks this one
You know, watching Dashie elevate over the past couple of years has been phenomenal.
“How is there a “A” in there 😭 “you don’t say se ahm lessly”... but how do you say Sea then dashie
See
SI senior
😂😂
Well you don't say it like sea it sounds like see-ah
Threep!
Dashie: reads a Threep before game level starts
Also Dashie: Dies within the first few seconds while reading the Threep
he better pick this that was good
He’ll be with me when he’s dead😈
THREEP! HEY DASHIE, DON'T LET THESE THREEPS ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT GET YOU DOWN. CHINS UP MAH BOY!
Mahmoud Souman what chin jkjk😂
Double chins up mah boy
Oh damn.
Yeah you know some people making fun of his weight r sometimes fater then him you fst tasa who does that
That edit at 7:43 was the funniest shit ever lmao.. spit my damn water out 😂😂😂
RIGHT i was hoping to see a comment like this😂😂😂😂
and the one at 13:22
Jordyn Talaska what did he say under the bleep?
Cookie werewolf StarButterfly lol fleshlight instead of flashlight
😂
Dashie really killed that one😂😂 23:45
13:20 made me laugh so hard that I choked on my popcorn.
Dashie be killing me with his damn mugs 😭😭😭
Anyone else wonder how’s the homie EDDIE DOING!!
I know
Dashie broke my heart when he didn't realize the "sea" like the ocean in seamlessly
When dashie has the giggles it makes the videos so much funnier haha and they're already funny asf
THREEP: Take Satan, let him touch dashie, congratulations dashie BURNED some CALORIES! no?
That was good
Absolutely loved Melvins level. It was cool seeing Dashie play a level of that difficulty and seeing him kill it too
THREEP: Take Dachie put him on a scale congratulations we now know Dachies number
Omg your Threep is so underrated.
@@Buddy_Online lol ikr. Thank you btw👍
Imma keep posting it every week until it gets featured in a video
@@leopride6647 That shit's been in like three different videos already. It's been done to death.
LEO 1 its already been done
I need to see this mans mug collection 😂
Dashie’s language when he’s neevous sounds like Iggy rapping “Screep pap tu scrap pi pop ta” 😂😂😂
I’ve been going through a rough time these past two day you are the first person to make me real laugh, thank you so much
Saitan was mad azz hell get it hell I’ll stop!
lol 😂
That’s something dash would say
THREEP: Take dashie put him in the back of your car congratulations you are now doing a wheelie!!
Y'all ever notised that when Luigi walljumps that he shouts "Hoe!"
THREEP: Take Dashie to a salad bar, congratulations, nothing changed.
Smh 🤦🏾♂️
Robust crust_ 13 lol
😂😂
Dashie really helps me through tough times, I have depression and he always gets my mind off things when I watch his vids, heck Im even watching this while waiting for my organic stress-management supplement to deliver.
THREEP: take Dashie, have him look for a dev exit, CONGRATULATIONS! The only exit he found was an exit to death!
It’s always the funniest when dashie says “WELCOME BACK TO SOUP” for the second time
Wish he did it this time 👁👄👁
@@itseverydaybroXD technically, he did do it twice, he failed the first time tho
I love how when he first started doing public threeps they were creative and over the top clever and now everyone is just roasting him and his weight. XD
I don’t love it..
Fair enough!
Dashie: Cmon mah boi give ya boi a chall-onge!! A checkpoint already?!
Also Dashie: See, a checkpoint would be really nice right about there..
13:20 is the most funniest part 😂
Dashie: What's SR
Literally all of us in the comments: SPEEEDRUN!
DelR. Experience sh’yeal right is dachies definition XD
13:20 he said "Fleshlight." ☠️💀
5:21 that was a good one 😭😂
Dachie: YES! YES! Dashie calm down
Also Dashie: YES!!
THREEP!
^THIS HOW LONG DASHIE INTRO IS!!!
Intro submission:
Welcome back to sup- super mario maker. I'm hungry for soup
22:19 that accidental groundpound gets me everytime.🙃🙂
THREEP! Have Dashie spell this word: Lightbulb. Here are the results: LITEBOLB
THREEP: Take Dashie to a fast food restaurant. Congratulations he is only fast for food.
24:31 those edits never fail to make me smile😂
Threep: what does my girlfriend and dashie’s diet have in common?
They’re nonexistent.
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
nommoc ni evah teid eihsad dna dneirflrig ym seod tahw
i wrote something backwards
Satans voice: “
Hey yo dashie when are you gonna play Mario kart 8 deluxe”
Dashie: gets a girl who wants to throw away all his special mugs
Also dashie: “NEEEEXXXXT”
13:21 I laughed so hard
THREEP! Take Dashie, tell him good luck. Congratulations, you now have Good Luck Charlie.
Threep: put dashie in a dark room ask him to turn on the light congratulations he is grabbing a fl3shlight! No...sorry
THREEP!! Take Dashie have him go the bathroom while holding a pack of cards
CONGRATULATIONS he’s now taking a ROYAL FLUSH!!
Dashie you literally cheer up my day and I thank you for that
When he asked y’all still got snacks I damn near help my subway to the screen😂😂😂
16:57 maaaan, that song brings back memories
No one:
Literally no one:
Dashie: I'm going seamlessly spell this correctly... Seemlessly
LMAOO
🤣🤣🤣
Unoriginal
Thank you dashie for making me laugh my ass off on the worse of days you look good mah boy!
Threep... take Saturday see Dashie posted congratulations it's officially the best day of the week.
fact
Hey dashie it’s my birthday today and I finally get to check up on your mario maker videos I love them and they always amuse me and you’re the funniest guy ever lol
13:20
Me: Hold up, Dashie!😲
BTW, Dark Sonic is actually an evil alter ego of Sonic after absorbing the false chaos emeralds. He first appeared in Sonic X.
13:21 😂 dashie you wrong for this
Dashie: “how is there an a in there”
Me: then why is there an a in beam
Or sea
Or dream
Close all 647 of your eyes. Dree-am.
THREEP! Take a orange fruit, put it in sprite, CONGRATULATIONS NOW YOU HAVE ORANGE SODA
Yea? Ok
*orenge lol
@Kevin Johnson I can’t tell if ur joking or being serious
Son Goku orenge is a meme that originated from dashie misspelling orange on wheel of fortune
THREEP: Take dashie, and send him to space CONGRATULATIONS, there's a new planet
Dashie: *At rest area*
Also dashie: *sECRets yOu hIdIng?!*
Already number 59 time really flys by. Felt like he was live streaming him playing SMM 2 yesterday.
True. Him watching Nintendo direct being all giggly for smm2 seems like yesterday
I love when Dashie has the giggles 😂
So at 35:33 we gon forget the fact he just said “1, 2 ,5” 😭😭😭
28:42
That "Wait what are you supposed to do" hit the rhythm so good, I thought Dash was about to spit some fire.
31:53 It's blowing my mind how many times he restarted the level and the clear condition was displayed right in the middle of the screen but he saw it only after pausing the game minutes later 😭
I’m hoping for at least 3 “WELCOME BACK TO”s in this episode.
More like 30
It starts at 12 for me
YESS I LOVE THOS FOR SOME REASON 😂
THREEP: Take Dashies tea, mix it with salt (Na). You now have TINA.
Threep! Take some pie. Put a bomb on it. Congratulations, you now have pop-tarts.
I should just retire...
Threep! Take Dashie hunting. Encounter a bear. Congratulations you now have a snack that smiles back!
THREEP: GIVE DASHIE A THIN METER CUZ DAMNNNNN MA BOIII YOU LOOK GOOOOD
THREEP!!
Dare Dashie to commentate this entire level in Spanish, nvm he has to buy Español Sin Barreras first!!
Inglés sin Barreras is for learning English though...?
C₁₇H₁₉NO₃ Good call our my boy lol - ima Edit this
Threep: Build a snowman out of dashie congratulations it is now summer
That one's really good!!
Threep: Take Playstation. Grab the x square and circle. Congratulations you now have and Xbox 360
7:44 OMG, I just got SO hyped after seeing
that picture for some reason!!! 😆😆😆😆
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate all the different cool cups dashie has