It's absurd how much I'm actually invested in this character. Like ... it's so good. All hail Hunkleberry Mildrew Beesparkle (if I spelled it right, at least)!
@@IAmCrusty It won't die dude! I can just picture beesparkle and autism cat running through skyrim on adventures. Damn that would be a good duo lol. Edit: you should get the inigo follower mod. He reacts to things you do and he's pretty funny. I think beesparkle would be his friend
Jhett Cannon I’m with you. He doesn’t really sound like Jack Sparrow. A bit similar and has some of the mannerisms down but I don’t see much beyond that
The whole not dying after being stabed in the back thing is sort of a glitch, but mostly the game working as intended. See if you go to the Court Mage first he will tell you where to find the killer without him being arrested and the killer will try to kill the High Elf lady in the market. But since you got the mage arrested the killer kills the High Elf and the game picks a random female resident (or in this case former resident) of Windhelm for the killer to attack in the market after talking to the mage in jail. Funnily enough, the random woman the game picked just so happens to be your wife, and since the game marks spouses as protected (no one but the player can kill them) she couldn't be kill even by a scripted event.
I didn't know you could investigate the house with Viola, so for teaching me something new, allow me to return the favor: After Viola tells you she thinks the Court Wizard is the killer, you can confront him yourself to progress the quest.
I must rewatched this serious a dozen times and the more i watch, the more I believe that donkle moonglitter is just a personality that bee sparkle created to deal with the betrayal of his fellow companion
I want a reality show about the aftermath of crusty's terror and the journeys of the people he effects to stability again. That being said most of the people he meets die.
Seriously Crusty, you're an amazing person that cheers me up when I'm sad, thank you. You're awesome. And I just want to ask one little thing from you? Can you be my official friend?
As an Anglophile I love this channel. For some reason it makes me think of the first series of Blackadder. Crusty, please make "git" cool again. I don't see it used as an insult as much these days.
Thank the Nine my character is an upstanding citizen! I "only" steal other people stuff sporadically, Sven was killed by thugs sent after me, I hunt entire species to extinction to fill soul gems and I "might" have sacrificed Kossnah to Boetia to get dope armor and crashed province economy by transmuting gold out of iron ore. But aside from that, totally upstanding guy.
Just found this channel yesterday and spent the night binge watching your Hitman playlist and now binging this one.😅 Great content, well made and i love the Eddie Izzard type of rambling you have going on.
“Good night my stupid little marshmallow” that had me in 😂. Keep up the great work you beautiful sparkly man! I look forward to where well end up next!
I like how when he opened the cobord and found the body parts, I thout he was just going to say... oh.. just a meat locker.... and when it said it was being used for grosom means he was going to say... "Right... like making dinner." LOVE this guy
Dude! You had me in stitches watching this, it felt like Captain Jack Sparrow was playing this game. I clicked on this video simply because i was curious as to how Skyrim played in VR, never thought I'd enjoy it this much! Thank you!
When I played Skyrim I adopted Braith and another boy and I was playing a wood elf. Wood elves are strictly like reverse Vegaterians in elder scrolls and only eat meat. They are strict to eat any meat of anything they kill so whenever I found meat in the game I'd stockpile it and keep it in a enormous mound in my children's room.
A glitch game that I've had over 300 hours on nearly made me burst a vein or made my head explode, and then I watched this. Properly cooled off :D Thanks bud
LOL this was hilarious!! I subscribed for more of this thanks for the cheering up especially during these scary times. I work in healthcare and it's nice to laugh and have your mind taken off of things once in a while
Argonians are rather strange spouses. I had an Argonian husband, he ran off the wedding right to the house in Whiterun, grabbed my sweet roles and run away to his stupid mine (( and I even can't punish him 'cause he is essential. What would you do?
Oh my god... I randomly discovered one of your videos of skyrim and in a few minutes I looked at the whole playlist, you are the best. I've never subscribed to a channel so fast XD
Everyone else when they see their shadow/reflection: "I could stand to lose a few pounds." Beesparkle when he sees his shadow: -heavy breathing and dagger flailing-
If this man got a dollar for every time someone compared him to jack sparrow, he’d have enough to buy a ship and be jack sparrow. Let’s start donating boys
Boy oh boy did I have troubles bringing this video to you! Apologize for the lateness, I hope you enjoy it!
IAmCrusty at least it’s good
No problem dude, this video was so worth it!
Thanks for the content
I did! :)
My bro it be all good
"Very attractive argonian woman" not knowing its his own wife. True love right there.
Yeah aha true love...
@@Chaos_Gargoyle if you love someone you have to let them go…
@MLBeaton yes but is this gospel
Ain't no way it's his wife😭😭😭😭😭 say on God... Bro I'm weak😭😭😭
Crusty: Its a weird hobby to know about corpses
Also Crusty: Just gonna nibble your corpse a bit... nibblenibblenibble
Yeah but I'm hungry though
@@IAmCrusty nibble
@@RoseTheCat99 nibble nibble nibble
IAmCrusty you gotta do what you gotta do 🤣
This is like a drunk Johnny Depp meets Skyrim.
im like number 69
aka captain jack sparrow
I thought that aswell 😂
Omg yes
I have just found these and I was literally thinking the exact same thing. It seems like he's a somehow more deranged Captain Jack Sparrow
He's like an extra psychotic, deeply evil Captain Jack Sparrow. It's perfect.
He's Jack Sparrow, Trevor Phillips and a hint Deadpool all rolled into one
When all the rum is gone, but you still have a litre of LSD
It's absurd how much I'm actually invested in this character. Like ... it's so good. All hail Hunkleberry Mildrew Beesparkle (if I spelled it right, at least)!
It's a tale that shall never die. Maybe.
@@IAmCrusty It won't die dude!
I can just picture beesparkle and autism cat running through skyrim on adventures. Damn that would be a good duo lol.
Edit: you should get the inigo follower mod. He reacts to things you do and he's pretty funny. I think beesparkle would be his friend
It became legendary, you just didn't know it then! ❤@@IAmCrusty
"The first person we should question is this guy!"
Calixto Corrium: *Nervous sweating*
Crusty: *looks at body parts*
"Oh that is gruesome looking, that is nasty"
Said the cannibal
They didn't prepare it right. I have standards.
**slowly turns** "There are body parts in that room..." XDXDXDXD
I love burgers but I dont really like seeing cow intestines!
@@MLBeaton if you don't want them can I have them
Imagine if the npcs could react to what crusty is telling them 😂
We could have such a delightful conversation!
@@IAmCrusty And many more videos too. Which no one can complain about.
15:54 All the conversations would be pretty much like this
Silence seems a pretty fitting response if you stop to think about it
I feel like he would be in a lot more fights if they could
You’re the only thing keeping me alive in quarantine
Amen
What about trees?
@@IAmCrusty I eat them for breakfast
IAmCrusty kinda overrated
@@IAmCrusty or bushes...bushes do their part ffs! lol...STOP! neglecting all those bushes!
Crusty's voice is so soothing... even when he's committing terrible crimes against humanity. Like stealing sweet rolls
10:43 Crusty "what is that, what does a wizard do when he's alone?" XD
Random citizen of Riften: "Trees"
IAmCrusty: "why do people keep stopping and says weird things to me?"
I actually laughed my ass off at that
"I'm officially on the ca- ooh! Sweet roll!"
I absolutely love this series. You’ve made my quarantine 100 times better so thank you.
Also, you sound exactly like Captain Jack Sparrow.
• CloudyPaws • he really doesn’t sound like Mr Sparrow.
To me he does!
I'm a ventriloquist act
Jhett Cannon I’m with you. He doesn’t really sound like Jack Sparrow. A bit similar and has some of the mannerisms down but I don’t see much beyond that
• CloudyPaws • THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
"And these will be the last coherent words you will ever hear! AGHAGAHAG
Hag
Had me rolling. 🤣
You're starting to sound more and more like Captain Jack Sparrow. It's absolutely marvelous! xD
Keep up the good work man!
Hello it's me, definitely pirate man
He does sound a lot like Jack sparrow, I like it :p
He sounds more like Murdoc from Gorillaz
I can't explain how much I love this series, you're an absolute lad, pls keep playing skyrim!
In today's episode crusty has to handle a grave situation.
Oh you!
Random citizen: You're the worst dragonborn I've ever heard of!
Crusty: But you have heard of me?
What's a dragonborn?
The raspy voice paired with the awkwardness is the best.
The butcher was trying to ressurect his dead sister. You can find his journal at the store in a locked chest.
Ssshh don't ruin my forced narrative
@@IAmCrusty lol
“Just rob the dead” -Crusty 2020
Yeah
It's not robbery if they're dead.
Yeah you're just collecting spoils of war Even if you're not in a war and they were civilian
The whole not dying after being stabed in the back thing is sort of a glitch, but mostly the game working as intended.
See if you go to the Court Mage first he will tell you where to find the killer without him being arrested and the killer will try to kill the High Elf lady in the market.
But since you got the mage arrested the killer kills the High Elf and the game picks a random female resident (or in this case former resident) of Windhelm for the killer to attack in the market after talking to the mage in jail.
Funnily enough, the random woman the game picked just so happens to be your wife, and since the game marks spouses as protected (no one but the player can kill them) she couldn't be kill even by a scripted event.
I didn't know you could investigate the house with Viola, so for teaching me something new, allow me to return the favor:
After Viola tells you she thinks the Court Wizard is the killer, you can confront him yourself to progress the quest.
I must rewatched this serious a dozen times and the more i watch, the more I believe that donkle moonglitter is just a personality that bee sparkle created to deal with the betrayal of his fellow companion
I want a reality show about the aftermath of crusty's terror and the journeys of the people he effects to stability again.
That being said most of the people he meets die.
Thank you great Master of The Crust.
In Crust We trust.
Augustus Crustus.
This man gives me serious Jack Sparrow vibes. Play some Sea of Thieves dude, you'd be perfect
Crusty, I am so happy you are finding success after so long, you deserve mean more than 5 million subscribers! Keep up the good work.
Thank you!
Become a Werewolf or Vampire Lord.
Also, you've been a Dunmer this entire time?
I'm glad you didn't see me just for my race.
My RP is a "crime."
WRONG! Its an act of holy actions, and wheres mah gun?
Those hiding behind the corner movements when stalking Calixto were simply beautiful!
Your Skyrim VR series is the best thing ever! More of these please!
Seriously Crusty, you're an amazing person that cheers me up when I'm sad, thank you. You're awesome. And I just want to ask one little thing from you?
Can you be my official friend?
I'm very happy I can help!
We can be friends but I'll need you to fit through windows and grease up a bread bin.
@@IAmCrusty Hmm. Specific, but for friendship I'll do anything. I will let you know when I grease up a bread bin and be able to fit through windows.
most hard boiled detective story >u<
LaRgE DiAgOnAl CuT oN sHoUlDer
I might be a seagull but i know a good video when I see one
You can steal my ice cream any time!
I prefer chips
This series was honesty 10x better than it should have been lol. Thanks man. Feel free to make more
Who else got the "why is there a hole in it?" Joke?
mrnobutthole yes
That explains the icing also
You know Crusty violated that sweet roll during the cut
Crusty: *does shadow puppets with sweet roll and dagger whilst giggling*
Crusty needs to start advertising that he can be a hit man
As an Anglophile I love this channel. For some reason it makes me think of the first series of Blackadder. Crusty, please make "git" cool again. I don't see it used as an insult as much these days.
Alright, git.
Thank the Nine my character is an upstanding citizen! I "only" steal other people stuff sporadically, Sven was killed by thugs sent after me, I hunt entire species to extinction to fill soul gems and I "might" have sacrificed Kossnah to Boetia to get dope armor and crashed province economy by transmuting gold out of iron ore. But aside from that, totally upstanding guy.
Crusty:theres been a murder
Also crusty:NIBBLE NIBBLE NIBBLE NIBBLE....It wasent me
I not that much into "let's plays" but i have to tell you... your acting and your comedy timing is perfect! I am subscribing.
Thanks :)
You playing with your shadow is maybe one of my favourite Skyrim moments on TH-cam
Just found this channel yesterday and spent the night binge watching your Hitman playlist and now binging this one.😅
Great content, well made and i love the Eddie Izzard type of rambling you have going on.
"You can rest safe now, you're probably not gonna be stabbed by that guy."
“Good night my stupid little marshmallow” that had me in 😂. Keep up the great work you beautiful sparkly man! I look forward to where well end up next!
I like how when he opened the cobord and found the body parts, I thout he was just going to say... oh.. just a meat locker.... and when it said it was being used for grosom means he was going to say... "Right... like making dinner." LOVE this guy
I started watching your channel today and I'm glad I found this
Me too! Welcome!
The way you talk to the NPCs is Oscar worthy. Amazing work good chap.
This series tho!♡ I don't often subscribe to YT-channels, but damn dude! This humor is right up my ally😁👍
Glad you're liking it! And thanks for the sub :)
@@IAmCrusty Are we going to see more The Walking Dead? 🤔 That's series even topped this, and I'm a hardcore Skyrim fan😅
Dude! You had me in stitches watching this, it felt like Captain Jack Sparrow was playing this game. I clicked on this video simply because i was curious as to how Skyrim played in VR, never thought I'd enjoy it this much! Thank you!
When I played Skyrim I adopted Braith and another boy and I was playing a wood elf. Wood elves are strictly like reverse Vegaterians in elder scrolls and only eat meat. They are strict to eat any meat of anything they kill so whenever I found meat in the game I'd stockpile it and keep it in a enormous mound in my children's room.
What happened to braith's parents?
@@immydubby5789 what do you think?
that one brynjolf being able to teach his son a few things.... raising the next generation of thieves huh
This is my new favorite TH-camr… I like to think of it as a fellow OCH person plays VR violence. It’s like a willie Wonka Golden wrapper
when Crusty takes the sweet roll i have flashbacks to one of the guards saying let me guess someone stole your sweet roll
11:19 "you're probably not going to get stabbed... *by that guy* " ahhh the casual murder threat that's easily missed the first time.
A glitch game that I've had over 300 hours on nearly made me burst a vein or made my head explode, and then I watched this.
Properly cooled off :D
Thanks bud
Never stop making Skyrim videos. They’re too awesome.
17:16 “Mom, dads drinking again”
Skyrim VR is so beautifully chaotic and I love it
Bro. Your amazing. I've played the vr. But never thought to have an idea like your extreme RP. Please keep it up. Love it
One of the most well put together quality vids I've seen on TH-cam this year, loved it
The pacing and humor remind me so much of Bottom and i love it
I am SO glad I found your channel! You made my quarantine so much better. Please do more Skyrim VR, it's amazing xD
Literally finished the series the other day and was hoping for more.
LOL this was hilarious!! I subscribed for more of this
thanks for the cheering up especially during these scary times.
I work in healthcare and it's nice to laugh and have your mind taken off of things once in a while
It's my pleasure! Stay safe!
There are tales of legendary knights, fierce warriors and heros of old. Its like watching ace Ventura if he was the dragon born haah Love the content
It is like I'm talking out of my ass every episode so it's accurate
@@IAmCrusty well it makes me laugh everytime so dont stop
Every video I watch of crustys just makes me laugh even harder. Its getting painful, but I cant stop! Love your work!
This is definitely my favourite skyrim series, I hope there will be more in the future!
*slowly turns* "There are body parts in that room" 7:34 is where my funny bone shattered and I laughed uncontrollably
Yes!!...the tale continues!!... Literally my favorite channel now...
LOOK AT ME IM THE JELLY MAN 😂 love it crusty ❤️
Probably one of the only quality videos I’ve seen all year so far
The evil laughter is priceless
16:42-17:56 is my favorite part of the video. The mhmmm sound at the end was perfect! xD
The world needs more of this comedy GOLD!!
Argonians are rather strange spouses. I had an Argonian husband, he ran off the wedding right to the house in Whiterun, grabbed my sweet roles and run away to his stupid mine (( and I even can't punish him 'cause he is essential. What would you do?
I only RECENTLY found this Series and Channel, and I love IT!!! Please, keep it up
Detective Beesparkle aka The Nibbler will always alleviate/cause Skyrim's troubles
The name he made for himself
Hunkleberg Mildrew Beesparkle? Very normal name to me.
Best name ever.
Have you played d&d, names get way weirder
@@guywhotellsthetime1585 that scares me because soon I'm going to play that
@@formersnail762 i now a guy that named his character snuck bug, and he was a scholar
This is honestly amazing. You have made Skyrim fun for me again
" is that my wife" 😮 Hahahahahahaha I lost it laughing
0:17
Why the hells did this make me laugh really hard?
you are making A LOT of people smile and be happy during quarantine so thanks to you Crusty!
My god this guy is so entertaining. I watched his entire Skyrim series. Thank you.
it's like Jack Sparrow playing Skyrim. and i like how you touch everyone you talk to, it makes me crack up
I am Amazed by this and i truly love it to bits. I LOVE THIS. Thank you. Part 4
I cant breath Every time he starts laughing...if I die from this it was worth it lmao
"make it up to me later on. I mean not like that, you're very scaly.
Oh my god... I randomly discovered one of your videos of skyrim and in a few minutes I looked at the whole playlist, you are the best. I've never subscribed to a channel so fast XD
you are almost at 50k! you have come a long way my friend. been here since 5k. im happy for you
Thank you!
This is the funniest shit i've seen in a while on youtube, subscribed in a heartbeat! Love the content mate!
Cheers, man! Welcome!
Everyone else when they see their shadow/reflection: "I could stand to lose a few pounds."
Beesparkle when he sees his shadow: -heavy breathing and dagger flailing-
I've been going through your videos and I've been cracking up like a madman since then. You're hilarious my dude! subscribing for sure
Welcome aboard, my friend!
If this man got a dollar for every time someone compared him to jack sparrow, he’d have enough to buy a ship and be jack sparrow. Let’s start donating boys
-chaotic jack sparrow murder vibes
-the hand carressing of everyone
- the laugh
Never thought I could get hooked on Skyrim let's plays after 8 years, damn))
I'm so damn happy I can have this as a series lol