We get a lot of people walking around in roads where I'm at, people used to move to the side of the road when cars came by, now they just keep walking in the road. Total psychos, very GTA npc-like, but I'm not allowed to plow into them
I love the gta v npc bit because it’s so bloody accurate. If you dare to walk into the middle of the city in Melbourne you get countless idiots in this mindset, oblivious to others and acting like “main characters” in their life.
Ive been watching all your balatro video and also learning a bit since I've started playing myself recently. Thanks for putting these videos out! Theyre very entertaining :)
Holy cow. The mad lad gaslit me. I'm watching him going into the final boss blind with one minute left in the video, wondering how he's going to screw it up, and he crushes it in one hand! 😂
He's so right about the “holding still” thing. Step one is learning how to take action, step two is learning how to do nothing. There's a situation called “tampering with a stable system,” where for example a machine just can't seem to do anything right, the product is always too thick or too thin. And it turns out that people keep adjusting the machine after every run so of course it's always wrong, just leave it alone and study how it normally works and THEN make informed adjustments. Sometimes interfering just makes things worse and that's an important part of Quality Control theory.
Pears are one of the best cooked fruits. Pears cooked in brown butter over ice cream? I think pears become more of a specialty fruit, someone just needs to cultivate the honeycrisp for pears and they will go to the moon
I have never read "The Design of Everyday Things" however people still think I am insane when I rant about that shit anyway. My most common point of irrational anger is barrel jack power supplies, there should be a differently sized standard connector for each voltage so that if one power supply will blow up a thing it simply cannot be plugged in to that thing.
I don't come to NL for the high level gameplay, I come to NL for the dose of normalcy that's missing from the internet for the past decade and a half or so.
NLs toilet discourse is so detritus. The button size relates to amount of water, therefore big button for poop cause it needs more water. Little button for wee for less water. Yes we could return to one button if you want to waste water every time you take a piss. Man has clearly never lived through a drought.
Im about the same age as NL, knew of him and seen bits of clips of his for years. But this year I've started watching more regularly and I've realized I'm hearing most of his content and bits at least 3 times. Once on the live stream, once on the librarian's channel, and finally on the youtube. The bits have to be pretty good if I can hear them 3 times and still laugh right?
We’re NL guys, of course we comment with a generic format as soon as the video releases in order to increase our odds of gaining artificial validation
+arbitrary number
+artifial invalidation for you
-big arbitrary number
The comment was half shown, and I really thought it was going to end with “in order to increment our trousers.”
wait no guys he cracked it
Jordan Belfort selling product to someone with food on their face:
+2
+2
+2
+2
+2
8:40 Kings right hand man explaining to king why there's no jester to entertain him
LocalThunk has
1) Ambiguous Verbiage
2) 24 hours to respond
We’re mall guys, of course we act like GTA V NPCs when we exit the premises
We get a lot of people walking around in roads where I'm at, people used to move to the side of the road when cars came by, now they just keep walking in the road. Total psychos, very GTA npc-like, but I'm not allowed to plow into them
@@Kryptnytsociopathy is growing in people clearly, they dont think about others around them :(
I love the gta v npc bit because it’s so bloody accurate. If you dare to walk into the middle of the city in Melbourne you get countless idiots in this mindset, oblivious to others and acting like “main characters” in their life.
you say two napkins have never held this much value but a lot of my napkins end up holding 220,000 terabytes worth of genetic information
Gross but still +2
TMI but also good bit good bit
Great concept. Flawless execution. +2
As if your genetic information has any value. (Sorry i didnt mean it sorry bro)
soooo true sister
The design book, the door rant, the pear rant. The daughter wanting a cookie. I've heard this before. This must be old.
this video came from a stream on May 13th, 2024
40:44 me when I invent the letter W
+2
+2
48:10 me when I check all the pant pockets at goodwill
Not taking dna with 2 brain storms and Mime with steels set in your deck and popcorn at plus 4 mult is wild
49:04 DNA with two Brainstorms would have gone so wild, Popcorn does nothing :(
Turned me into a type A chatter. Im 32 with a wife and two kids
@@MrShotgunJake thank you for providing normal guy representation for type A
the dna skip with two brainstorms in hand is crazy
Especially with a polychrome steel ace in deck.
And essentially an open joker spot. Oh NL
@@pyramear5414 don't forget the blue seal
we’re balatro guys of course we take the first napkin
+9
18:36 - my sentient golf ball giving me tips on how to get out of the woods
+2
25:16 it went really well with the music
25:21 me when someone asks what my favorite chief keef song is
49:16 me when David Copperfield makes the statue of liberty disappear
55:04 me when I'm a chinese warlord but I haven't read The Art of War
47:41 the heights of pears eclipse apples by miles but the lows of pears are also miles lower than the worst apples
52:56 when I'm trying to create pictures of my Mega Man OC Andy Man,who has the power to clone himself
42:40 DUUUDE he is spitting
We're Balatro guys, of course we slash marker
Cool pfp
Ive been watching all your balatro video and also learning a bit since I've started playing myself recently. Thanks for putting these videos out! Theyre very entertaining :)
>These jokers are gone
ignores both buffoon packs
never change
Holy cow. The mad lad gaslit me. I'm watching him going into the final boss blind with one minute left in the video, wondering how he's going to screw it up, and he crushes it in one hand! 😂
Those last 10 seconds of the video were slowly built over the almost hour of this video. Very satisfying
bro took his wife to the mall
bro left a comment
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wifepilled malltaker
He's so right about the “holding still” thing. Step one is learning how to take action, step two is learning how to do nothing. There's a situation called “tampering with a stable system,” where for example a machine just can't seem to do anything right, the product is always too thick or too thin. And it turns out that people keep adjusting the machine after every run so of course it's always wrong, just leave it alone and study how it normally works and THEN make informed adjustments. Sometimes interfering just makes things worse and that's an important part of Quality Control theory.
the dna skip with 2 brainstorm jokers was outrageous but great video as always
I love when NL has two napkins and doesn't take DNA, after which he immediately sells popcorn so would have had the space easily.
Glass Onion 2 be like:
48:10 when my friend gives me a certain proposition:
23:02 I love these moments so much
28:53 Old Spice ad into Darth Vader quote
Young Anakin voice: "now THIS is shitposting"
We're balatro guys, of course we swear off one of the best jokers in the game because it only gets us to anti 12
Northernlion if he was in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run
+2 good reference
“This is a face card deck” says NL after rolling a deck with 1 more face card than a normal deck
Used to be a huge classics nerd, that sulla reforms joke at 10:21 took me completely by sunrise
by sunrise is a great film, I love Ethan Hawke
50:20 his vibrato
I know it's literally 2025 but I can't stop replaying this it's so funny
Pears are one of the best cooked fruits. Pears cooked in brown butter over ice cream? I think pears become more of a specialty fruit, someone just needs to cultivate the honeycrisp for pears and they will go to the moon
43:02
Stallone trying to figure out the seashells.
him not knowing the PEMDAS of steel cards and mult jokers hurts the soul
43:37 A deployed soldier after they come home and decide to continue watching their favorite streamer play another Issac run
Circa 2022
your man is now diamonds. pray i don't alter him further.
I have never read "The Design of Everyday Things" however people still think I am insane when I rant about that shit anyway. My most common point of irrational anger is barrel jack power supplies, there should be a differently sized standard connector for each voltage so that if one power supply will blow up a thing it simply cannot be plugged in to that thing.
Me when I'm in the mall bathroom and they forgot to restock the toilet paper:
Some fantastic takes in this one
On the topic of napkins having value, some English convicts were shipped off to Australia for the crime of stealing a napkin.
2:47 he didn't even have to look at the screen to know it broke, his psychic powers told him
45:07 Me on the set of Ben-Hur.
We're Balatro guys, of course we comment that we're Balatro guys
Honeless people when they hear "It costs money to go outside."
Awesome run, above average episode
41:42 No, it does. I was here yesterday. It actually goes both ways.
Hoc ergo propter hoc is the ice cream shark example
we're guys of course we use 2 napkins
NORMAN DOORS MENTIONED ‼‼‼
10:14 - me when my hoarder father tries to convince me he was gonna take up golf one day but his apartment is way too cluttered
51:56 what happened here? he was playing with an xbox controller all along?
12:08 any reason he didn't go for the flush house?
I don't come to NL for the high level gameplay, I come to NL for the dose of normalcy that's missing from the internet for the past decade and a half or so.
This felt like a very combative episode of NL plays funny card game.
The toilet rant reminded me of the 3 Seashell scene in [insert movie I forgot the title of]
[Demolition Man]
@@DFGdanger THANKS!
40:00 thank god he had 20 mult to add on top of the 513 mult otherwise he could have lost...
We’re balatro guys, of course we actually enjoyed when NL played Abiotic Factor and are secretly waiting for him to play it again
Holy +2 to 24:00.
49:45 is top 5 rants of all time
Am I insane, or did he already do this exact rant at 50:00 verbatim a few weeks ago??
37:12 me when i don't pick Aye to join my soccer team but i do pick Eugene
Funny valentine:
I was looking for this kind of comment lol
Greatest square joker of all time!?!?
He only asked k8 what the joke was in the car home to see if it was good enough for her to remember
It's impressive how long that first game went on for!
What a run, the vibes were great
49:39 should be a short but it's too long for that 🤣
You take this stuff way too personally man.
NLs toilet discourse is so detritus. The button size relates to amount of water, therefore big button for poop cause it needs more water. Little button for wee for less water. Yes we could return to one button if you want to waste water every time you take a piss. Man has clearly never lived through a drought.
NL guys when they are NL guys : "we're nl guys, of course we"
He was on one here and it was great.
We are Balatro guys, ofc we get the best endless setup but wait till ante 7 to commit to it
We're localthunk guys, of course we use ambiguous verbiage to gaslight our audience.
Hold on…. He might be learning
3 four of a kinds on ante 2 is kinda crazy I gotta start walking like a GTA V npc
We're NorthernLion guys, of course we make fun of chatters for telling us optimal plays because we play for fun, then ask chat to do the math for us.
The first run had rotten banana vibes
Correlation coefficient mentioned!!!
3:07 what even is that accent he's doing its so funny
I think i might become northernlion pilled
Im about the same age as NL, knew of him and seen bits of clips of his for years. But this year I've started watching more regularly and I've realized I'm hearing most of his content and bits at least 3 times. Once on the live stream, once on the librarian's channel, and finally on the youtube. The bits have to be pretty good if I can hear them 3 times and still laugh right?
that 1 steel card was 40 steel cards?
hi tomo
Me when I sign Lionel Messi:
Any sap in your future?
21:38 who else blinked
Me when I see napkin prices skyrocket on the stock marker
I rate this video 5/kind
NL my man ..chill some us watch you before sleep xD
commenting for engagement :) thanks for years of entertainment
The ambiguous wording is the only thing that annoys me about Balatro. It is kind of expected in rougelikes though.
I'm scared to be first time chatter. I'll say something stupid and get rolled