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  • Upon request I've tackled more animated youtube stories. I will be covering different types of channels soon though.

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  • @dieselpatches
    @dieselpatches  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12197

    youtube already hit me with that yellow dollar sign, this might be a new record

    • @complexxzity746
      @complexxzity746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      diesel patches TH-cam these days.

    • @luhwazi
      @luhwazi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Diesel Real Story Animated Just As Bad😂😐

    • @adambucknalll
      @adambucknalll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      diesel patches well fuck...

    • @MissesSaschaMSP
      @MissesSaschaMSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ily

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ok big gay just do a stream and people will donate to fuck with you

  • @adumbboy7613
    @adumbboy7613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7228

    “I got rejected by art school so I invaded most of Europe”
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @Alex-uz3fb
      @Alex-uz3fb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

      "Then I killed myself"

    • @TechSupport900
      @TechSupport900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      “I killed a random Austrian dude and his relative declared war on almost all of Europe”
      *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @tonyisaknight3550
      @tonyisaknight3550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Hey that reminds me of something...

    • @colmlooney5843
      @colmlooney5843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      "I was bitten by a flea which gave me black flesh lumps, made me cough blood and unlocked my super powers"
      Totally Legit

    • @pplord3170
      @pplord3170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Its rewind time

  • @unexpected875
    @unexpected875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5627

    I was insulting hitler so he got my dad pregnant
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @keith.8964
      @keith.8964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      *this gives me war flashbacks to r/NoahGetTheBoat*

    • @TheBrimmyRat
      @TheBrimmyRat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @H M Joseph Stalin is definitely top tho

    • @subsnovideochallange-wm4lp
      @subsnovideochallange-wm4lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I have crazier story
      I burped and got my 7 friends pregnant

    • @keith.8964
      @keith.8964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheBrimmyRat *nods and sweats profusely*

    • @aestheticbitch7908
      @aestheticbitch7908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will leave soon I fucking love you don't leave

  • @Murasalol
    @Murasalol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5828

    I failed art so I started WW2, then killed myself
    **ACTUALLY HAPPENED**

    • @mrbonky1098
      @mrbonky1098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Ha underrated comment

    • @Gloverfield
      @Gloverfield 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      For poeple who didn't understood the joke, he meant hitler...

    • @strawbebbby
      @strawbebbby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@Gloverfield thanks man im sure no one has any idea about history

    • @Nimbusart2023
      @Nimbusart2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Holy shit Hitler failed art?
      Actually no wonder, all he did is probably draw is nazi symbols, fuck how are they called again? Swa something.

    • @Nimbusart2023
      @Nimbusart2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Gloverfield yea I'm not fucking dumb, jk

  • @ACE-ve4jy
    @ACE-ve4jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    “It’s a shame she didint take your ps4 with her” that boy ruthless

    • @mr.randomperson9900
      @mr.randomperson9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He’s a tru gamer. Holy shut dude you fucking killed her dude

    • @GHOSTFREAK_24_5
      @GHOSTFREAK_24_5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mr.randomperson9900 dawq frrrr ..... and it was unexpecteded to

    • @mr.randomperson9900
      @mr.randomperson9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@GHOSTFREAK_24_5 he decimated her

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That wasn't just a roast, that was a thermonuclear bomb

    • @Cocisthebest142
      @Cocisthebest142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He probably played black ops 2

  • @unknownedleaf
    @unknownedleaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    “I was so edgy that I became a cliff”

    • @pieseldatches
      @pieseldatches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      And then I got pregnant by grass and it turned out to be my mom and the baby was Hitler.

    • @davidhilsee
      @davidhilsee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@pieseldatches thanks i hate it

    • @summersky8155
      @summersky8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *69 likes*

    • @treshkun6257
      @treshkun6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That makes more sense than why the people that make those channels deserve to live

    • @strangeperson722
      @strangeperson722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This deserves more likes 😂😂

  • @ItsCruBruh
    @ItsCruBruh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8457

    “My adopted sister starting dating my dog so I released the corona”

  • @-geeko123
    @-geeko123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    The guy with the blue mohawk looks like Cailou after a midlife crisis

  • @AidanD1776
    @AidanD1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I bet Austin gave him that popsicle bro

    • @Redlegion.
      @Redlegion. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @ya-boi-rexo
      @ya-boi-rexo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Acoustic McBroomstick

    • @Toxic_Death
      @Toxic_Death 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No fucking way lmfao

  • @kursatemekse9737
    @kursatemekse9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    "Diesel patches got me pregnant while watching Nickelodeon"

  • @twigtouch3788
    @twigtouch3788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2150

    This girl after a Mario kart race: the "Thing"
    Anyone else after a Mario kart race: D E A T H

    • @We_BDT
      @We_BDT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Me after a Mario Kart race: The only reason you won is because I got blue shelled at the end

    • @bceoofcharlescultandmember2428
      @bceoofcharlescultandmember2428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fr. I get so fucking pissed even if I win or lose

    • @chris_cage4k
      @chris_cage4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The ONLY animated TH-cam channel that is real is story booth

    • @anthonyglenn770
      @anthonyglenn770 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A big contender of that belief is Bigjigglypanda

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chris_cage4k Ahaha, no

  • @theviolethole4071
    @theviolethole4071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    1:17 cute boys? Dude they look like lesbian soccer moms

    • @aj7256ye
      @aj7256ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      XDDDD

    • @The__Interloper
      @The__Interloper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I got the best kek

    • @lorna4980
      @lorna4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      xD

    • @bellbito7318
      @bellbito7318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      1990 is that even a thing?

    • @vikramas1109
      @vikramas1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *cute lesbian soccer moms tho

  • @pleaseenteraname8712
    @pleaseenteraname8712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    “I gave birth to an roach at the age of 7 after dreaming about getting married to zayn Malik in hogwarts in the middle of the ocean”

  • @jarlesleglerg9064
    @jarlesleglerg9064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2258

    "I didn't get accepted to art school so i took revenge on europe"
    *Actually happened

    • @goodlordbrian5365
      @goodlordbrian5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Oh no

    • @homelessswede9675
      @homelessswede9675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Fuck yeah

    • @diddykong521
      @diddykong521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I think I’ve heard that story before

    • @Xvim-xw8wz
      @Xvim-xw8wz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ____ _______
      | |
      | |
      | __________|_________
      | |
      | |
      _______ | |

    • @Stone69420
      @Stone69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      „Hey, i‘ve seen that before!“
      „What do you mean you‘ve seen that before? It‘s brand new!“

  • @itznotcaleb3100
    @itznotcaleb3100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1982

    "My mom LITERALLY said frick so I burned down an orphanage"

  • @nolife7799
    @nolife7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Moral of the story: Don’t have relations with a person who’s friends wear supreme and praise god

    • @raum6241
      @raum6241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a smart man

    • @randommf24
      @randommf24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That pfp tho XD

  • @adrianthehomie5632
    @adrianthehomie5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    “I tripped so I declared WAR against France”
    *literally actually happened*

  • @sans7074
    @sans7074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Bruh She sounds like That one person that doesn't Even Drift in Mario kart

  • @Sam-jc7zy
    @Sam-jc7zy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    "I got pregnant and gave birth before my mom gave birth to me."

    • @XCethic
      @XCethic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Did i just read

    • @wraithess
      @wraithess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Because this shit

    • @saywhatagainmfer9877
      @saywhatagainmfer9877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No

    • @Sam-jc7zy
      @Sam-jc7zy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Iharimu Sekuzeke I'm you 1 month later you're really cringy

    • @zidanhyethecowboy9019
      @zidanhyethecowboy9019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That seems like they would doit

  • @thugnificent740
    @thugnificent740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    “He has Sonic’s pubes on his head”
    He had to “go” fast

    • @Cocisthebest142
      @Cocisthebest142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nah it would’ve been white

    • @dontmindmyname1234
      @dontmindmyname1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Cocisthebest142 nah it is blue with white all over

  • @insertname7032
    @insertname7032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    "I told my dog that he was gay so my door got pregnant"

  • @gasolinesleeve3396
    @gasolinesleeve3396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2234

    “I’m willing to bet this is the real Jake Paul this is something he would do”
    *Jake Paul gets raided by the fbi for trafficking minors*

    • @pianocashew4520
      @pianocashew4520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Fr?

    • @razor6827
      @razor6827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@pianocashew4520 yep

    • @musicoverdrugs
      @musicoverdrugs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Show me!

    • @ImTitan16
      @ImTitan16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@razor6827 i thought it was for have weapons and not paying taxes

    • @razor6827
      @razor6827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ImTitan16 I think weapons were part of it

  • @RobotPilots
    @RobotPilots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    2010: "wanna Netflix and chill?"
    2020: "wanna Mario Kart and chill?"

  • @eddiehuggins4749
    @eddiehuggins4749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I was a nanny for a bunch of Austrian kids during WWII and taught them to sing
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @gaminggaming-tg8ut
    @gaminggaming-tg8ut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    Pregnancy: exists
    Animated story channels it's free real estate

    • @evanf309
      @evanf309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is his face Thomas the tank engine

    • @darkenderlord
      @darkenderlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evanf309 yes

    • @CarmenLopez-oh1hf
      @CarmenLopez-oh1hf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edog3000 Styll no i think his face is diesel patches, i think diesel patches is an actual character in Thomas the tank engine

    • @randomkword
      @randomkword 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes 0_0

    • @rallythevalley2k79
      @rallythevalley2k79 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      because you didn’t put the “:” symbol after channels, it looks like you just said that in return to pregnancy existing lol.

  • @Nepuutunes
    @Nepuutunes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Ashley: "Especially Mario Kart.."
    *shows mario kart tour*
    excuse me

    • @y9994
      @y9994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mk tour is on mobile

    • @moniqueperkinsmp
      @moniqueperkinsmp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Could have been wii.

    • @begonethot2545
      @begonethot2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly like wtf

    • @matrixcato
      @matrixcato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      stupid fucks forgot to do their fucking research

    • @y9994
      @y9994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @pswsh was bad 34 No,it's only on mobile

  • @MILK08C
    @MILK08C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1836

    “I got pregnant after i pushed wario down the stairs”

  • @OsamaBinLackin
    @OsamaBinLackin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The teacher must be like “welcome to class, nika.”
    *instant feel of racism*

  • @jennaspillers1906
    @jennaspillers1906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    can we talk about the fact that she took a pregnancy test the day after

    • @jennaspillers1906
      @jennaspillers1906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Gaming Central 2020 pregnancy tests arent accurate the day after sex. most of them only work as soon as a week or two after, or some can tell u as soon as u have missed ur period. u have to wait to take one until there are detectable levels of HCG in ur body

    • @Karaaa99
      @Karaaa99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Gaming Central 2020 you should only take a pregnancy test the day after you have sex lmao. Nothing will happen for at least 2 weeks and it’ll show nothing

    • @darkdiddler1439
      @darkdiddler1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh wow you found the only hole in that "plot"

    • @lovelypairofscissors
      @lovelypairofscissors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The morning after pill would've been a nice option too

    • @xboxwebcam3449
      @xboxwebcam3449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah i was about to say thats most likely a false positive test, way to soon for a test to be taken

  • @ombrenightcores
    @ombrenightcores 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    “That’s when I met Jake”
    Oh, so Jake Paul
    “He had long blond hair…”
    Oh, so Logan Paul

  • @sergeantarchdornan3013
    @sergeantarchdornan3013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    “Someone mentioned me so I sent them to a gulag”-Joseph Stalin

  • @Juicy_wiwi
    @Juicy_wiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "My crush rejected me so I started WWIII between America and Russia"
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @minhtran7431
      @minhtran7431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Vladimir Makarov’s moment

    • @Juicy_wiwi
      @Juicy_wiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@minhtran7431 exactly

  • @fireclaw504
    @fireclaw504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    “How I got sonic’s pubes on my head and diesel patches punched me because I was wearing supreme”
    *Actually happened*

    • @saki_s4n0bashi
      @saki_s4n0bashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS LMAOOOO

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he needs it damn he'd look better bald

  • @GS-xb8fx
    @GS-xb8fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2160

    MY N WORD
    I’m dead

    • @auser4649
      @auser4649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Mr. Fap the cat :3 the moment I find this comment that part played. What a coincidence

    • @jonny9988
      @jonny9988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@auser4649 it happens so much on the regular lmao

    • @gangayang
      @gangayang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brother

    • @obamnaprismus
      @obamnaprismus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HERE YOU HAVE A PASS

    • @GS-xb8fx
      @GS-xb8fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I don’t need one x3

  • @FreeSpiritPaulette
    @FreeSpiritPaulette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    “I got pregnant from looking at a tree! ACTUALLY HAPPENED”
    I walked outside and looked at a tree that somebody spray painted “this is a tree” onto it, hence making it so that I walk up to that tree and lick it. After I licked that tree, I noticed that my belly was bigger than it had be before and then magically out of nowhere, on the tree it was spray painted “you are pregnant because you licked me”. Naturally I licked another tree so that it could tell me if the news was true, but it wasn’t as majestical as the other tree and there was nothing spray painted on it. Then the other tree I got pregnant with grew a mouth and said “trust me”. This was all happening so fast- it was such a shock to me as I was only a fetus at the time. And I mean an actual fetus, still in my mother’s womb. I knew it would come as a shock to my mother to tell her once I was let out of her womb that I was pregnant at the same time she was, but it was what had to be done. She whispered to me: “bananas have potassium in them, and that’s why the soap smells like brisket flavored toenails with a hint of cow manure.” These words to me at the time were so powerful, and I carried her advise with me wherever I went. Then she came to the realization that my son and I were the same age and got mad. she disowned me as her daughter from thence forth, Jesus took everybody to heaven except for me and soon afterwards my son and I started dating but the moral of my incredibly idiotic fairy tale- I mean totally real story is that cats are better than dogs. Thank you, and may a lesson be learned to you.

    • @Ekwahismygoat
      @Ekwahismygoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Thanks for the story
      Gonna voice act this with a teen now - ACTUALLY HAPPENED, 2020

    • @blizzard6599
      @blizzard6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can't ruin the 69 likes

    • @cat-y5o
      @cat-y5o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wow this story changed my life so inspirational *claps* thank you

    • @KizilXD
      @KizilXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The tree didnt even take responsibility smh

    • @kanagisama3875
      @kanagisama3875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      this is why you always let high people make up stories

  • @dont4skmeN1x67
    @dont4skmeN1x67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Storybooth is probably the only channel that has actual believable stories

  • @rizzmaster-zu7cy
    @rizzmaster-zu7cy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    My sister ate the last cookie so I sold her to the black market and then she got pregnant with my uncle and gave birth to my dad when she was 8 years old I'm a good sister TRUE STORY

    • @aquajshorts1623
      @aquajshorts1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @abyssalgaming9205
      @abyssalgaming9205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I want that story to be real

    • @cj16423
      @cj16423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@abyssalgaming9205 XD

    • @panzerforelle126
      @panzerforelle126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ultimate plot twist.

    • @rizzmaster-zu7cy
      @rizzmaster-zu7cy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omfg I haven’t seen this until I was scrolling threw my notifications and then I saw how many likes I got on this

  • @Fostermoving54
    @Fostermoving54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Jake: Your PS4 sucks
    Her: *murders jake*

    • @WorshipperOfKhone
      @WorshipperOfKhone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Her: *I'LL FUCKING SHOVE THIS CONTROLLER UP YOUR ASS JAKE IF YOU DONT SHUT UP*

    • @carterkruse6471
      @carterkruse6471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@WorshipperOfKhone no lie he would probably like it

    • @solsolsolomon
      @solsolsolomon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@carterkruse6471 nah, it'd have to be an Xbox controller. The way they are shaped makes it feel better

    • @sendhimtotheranch7329
      @sendhimtotheranch7329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Pc player in the corner) PC MASTER RACE!!!

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even fucking Nintendo has better controllers than PS4 Xbox is superior
      But PC tops all

  • @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314
    @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    "I lost my virginity to my cat and sold my dog to a chinese restaurant so he got me pregnant with my long lost brother in a fire and now my parents don't want me to use my PS4 😲😰😨😨😨"

  • @AmongusBalls65
    @AmongusBalls65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “It’s been hard really really hard....”
    “NoT aS hArD aS jAkEs DiC-“

  • @cassiopeialuna1515
    @cassiopeialuna1515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    The worse part of these stories is the fact they don't even try to make it realistic, if she had sex and then took a pregnancy test the next day it would be negative. You need to take a pregnancy test 5 days after you have sex or two weeks for it to even be accurate.

    • @noobednatherium4082
      @noobednatherium4082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Would be funnier if she took it like 6 months after to she if she's pregnant that would really get me.

    • @sagarbhalerao96
      @sagarbhalerao96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      J.sperm Fast my man.

    • @SheIIfire
      @SheIIfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it wasn't a day later
      In the actual video after the sex thingy, it said "a few months after that"

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SheIIfire the story is fake.

    • @SheIIfire
      @SheIIfire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Xannyphantom905 according to my calculations, I never said it was real 🤓
      I just said that it wasn't a day after they took the test

  • @pigeon2985
    @pigeon2985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    When he said “MY N WORD” I felt that

    • @Taki_maki
      @Taki_maki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😔

    • @cyrilsola2718
      @cyrilsola2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mood af

    • @droidekaolivosandoval2036
      @droidekaolivosandoval2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i though he was black from the first video i saw of him.

    • @teehee6372
      @teehee6372 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Droideka Olivo Sandoval nah, he does a hand reveal for his 100k special

  • @memetea3562
    @memetea3562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

    "my older sister stole my last oreo so i seduced her cat"

  • @godofrock117
    @godofrock117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:31
    There's a disturbing lack of Fortunate Son here.

  • @RacePopeIII
    @RacePopeIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    “I am a gamer”
    A couple minutes later...
    “CortAna.”
    That physically hurt me inside.

    • @dawsynlarson696
      @dawsynlarson696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Doctor Plague she’s a PS4 players they don’t get it

    • @RacePopeIII
      @RacePopeIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@dawsynlarson696 I mean, so am I, but it still physically hurts me either way. Perhaps even more so.

    • @connorkimbral3034
      @connorkimbral3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Doesn't matter what console.
      If you can't pronounce Cortana. One of the best chracters from one of the biggest game franchises, you are not a gamer.

    • @askmeaboutaceattorney7107
      @askmeaboutaceattorney7107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@connorkimbral3034 I'm not a gamer, what is cortana and how am I supposed to spell it.

    • @DEADLYHOTDOGMCPEXBOX
      @DEADLYHOTDOGMCPEXBOX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What do you expect, she wears a shirt that says fortnite on it

  • @noahjustameme2724
    @noahjustameme2724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Yea who knows how many children Jake Paul has that he does not know about

  • @ateasewiththecheese2140
    @ateasewiththecheese2140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Diesel patches: "oh god these references are giving me visual cancer"
    Also diesel patches: *_mlg effect_*

  • @captain0V
    @captain0V 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    the story at 5:47 made me speedrun the 5 stages of grief

  • @gialeon444
    @gialeon444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    MaRiO’s ItALiAn SaUsAgE

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chew

    • @DONIMATOR-pn5rp
      @DONIMATOR-pn5rp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      y u m 😋

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Merio’s itilna cron god

    • @purplehaze5229
      @purplehaze5229 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MaMmA mIa pOrCo DiO

    • @lewisparke7631
      @lewisparke7631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She saddled his sin-sausage

  • @ruireal1983
    @ruireal1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    "My dog touched my door so I got him pregnant, there were 69 puppies."

    • @meatypatte7125
      @meatypatte7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s an insult that this doesn’t have more likes

    • @tacticstonk4740
      @tacticstonk4740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's 69 but I don't like your comment so I am ruining your 69

    • @werty1479
      @werty1479 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tacticstonk4740 2 times nice

    • @K1NG.0F.EVERYTHING
      @K1NG.0F.EVERYTHING 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @nut3775
      @nut3775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noice

  • @Zero-xr7gq
    @Zero-xr7gq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    I EAT A CONTROLLER AND THE CONTROLLER WANTS TO CONTROL ME (NOT CLICK BAIT )
    Plot twist:the controller is my lost brother

    • @Redman_real
      @Redman_real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why you've started a console war

    • @gleepglorp227
      @gleepglorp227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh no thats not good

    • @domilink9747
      @domilink9747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And then you control the controller that controlled the controller which controlled you. (Not clickbait)

    • @Actual_Stand
      @Actual_Stand 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm like number 666 looks like I'm cursed

    • @Sudriantank743
      @Sudriantank743 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The controller is sir topham hatt

  • @duckdoalnd752
    @duckdoalnd752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It’s funny how they animated the people playing on a hybrid console and somehow playing Mario Kart Tour; a mobile game.

  • @dynamicjuice8736
    @dynamicjuice8736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    My dad hit me with a belt so I used his spine as a belt
    *actually happened*

    • @JoeMAMAkim
      @JoeMAMAkim 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dynamic Juice where can i buy some dynamic juice

    • @dynamicjuice8736
      @dynamicjuice8736 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JoeMAMAkim at the dynamic store at dynamic street

  • @Theffs-handle
    @Theffs-handle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    “I enslaved the entirety of Iraq at the age of 3 while my dog was on death row.”

  • @Valhobino
    @Valhobino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    “Yep,we did a thing”
    The Fbi:interesting.
    Edit:Why the hell are you all here?

  • @lolguyFRL
    @lolguyFRL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    shout out to storybooth for actually having good and believable content as a storytime 'actually happened' channel except everything actually happened

  • @joaovictorabramides9977
    @joaovictorabramides9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    “We were play Mario Kart on our console.”
    *Shows Mario Kart Tour*

    • @giornogiovanna2008
      @giornogiovanna2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And they got it from a store

    • @metrohunter-qy4fz
      @metrohunter-qy4fz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And in the Store there’s nes and Genesis games

    • @giornogiovanna2008
      @giornogiovanna2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MiiBumm not much but I do expect them to know that Mario Kart Tour is a phone game

    • @chilln0648
      @chilln0648 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, they were using Gamecube controllers. So they were either playing Double Dash or Wii, most likely the former.

    • @koriestanfill6752
      @koriestanfill6752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that

  • @PinkPixelProductions
    @PinkPixelProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    “I already knew I was in love with one of the boys..”
    Jake-
    *PAUL.*

    • @samuelpacheco5948
      @samuelpacheco5948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FBI MR PAUL YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR TRAFFICKING MINORS AND TAX EVASION

  • @yamirderivois1814
    @yamirderivois1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Women playing video games, next they'll want the right to vote.
    Please keep making jokes like this

  • @seabear722
    @seabear722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I honestly don’t mind diesel burping in his videos it adds to the comedy

  • @thatoneguy7024
    @thatoneguy7024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    I played Russian roulette with Hitler and I woke up in maximum security prison

    • @MusicalBlam
      @MusicalBlam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is hilarious and I wish this comment was easier to see HAAHA

    • @taxevasion4870
      @taxevasion4870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I played russian roulette with Hitler and I woke up pregnant in a maximum security prison

    • @imcloud305
      @imcloud305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As Hitler i can confirm i played with you Russian roulette

    • @AmongusBalls65
      @AmongusBalls65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@imcloud305w a i t

    • @level69chad86
      @level69chad86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@imcloud305 yo wassup my g

  • @NASAVids24-h9m
    @NASAVids24-h9m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I was given the wrong order at Arby's so... I got pregnant by the manager.

  • @robloxdave7581
    @robloxdave7581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    2019- Lost my virginity to a video game character.
    Isn´t this world good?
    2020 - Lost my virginity to air.

  • @impa2787
    @impa2787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As a person that plays mario kart a lot, I’m ashamed these mofos used it in their story.

  • @vanessaotor3817
    @vanessaotor3817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    "I was assaulted by a sentient taco and became pregnant"

    • @cyrilsola2718
      @cyrilsola2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait

    • @justcallmelucky
      @justcallmelucky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And now the cheese still stuck in my womb is growing into an alien

  • @noahsnyder6123
    @noahsnyder6123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Yup. They did a thing. She even sounds like an eighth grader.
    😂🤣

  • @scooteria6282
    @scooteria6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    “Sorry”
    “Pity she didn’t take your PS4 with her”
    OooOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoHhHhhHhhH

  • @9_1.1
    @9_1.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The second story is literally just an excuse to argue about consoles

  • @andreigas
    @andreigas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "Who cares, I clicked on this video to watch Mario whip out his mushroom." - Diesel, 2019

    • @logan37444
      @logan37444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thank you yoda, very cool

    • @ThatOneMex13
      @ThatOneMex13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thank you yoda, very cool

    • @silent_virgil
      @silent_virgil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thank you Andreigas, very cool

    • @logan37444
      @logan37444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@silent_virgil *yoda

  • @notrishi0
    @notrishi0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Plot twist
    The child was luigi!

  • @agak45
    @agak45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    2019: I got pregnant after a Mario kart race
    2030:I ate the whole universe
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @PepsiZM
      @PepsiZM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      2031: after I ate the whole universe I got pregnant with an alien

    • @agak45
      @agak45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@PepsiZM 2032: after I got pregnant I found out I was a man.

    • @mrsbillie6963
      @mrsbillie6963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2033: I got pregnant by the whole universe and my baby is an alien

    • @fantasyoftwins2405
      @fantasyoftwins2405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      2034: My alien baby was actually my biological brother.

    • @thatdudethecommenter1012
      @thatdudethecommenter1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I fucking love the replies 😂

  • @atzistudios1375
    @atzistudios1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "My Girlfriend Dated My Step-Bro So I Gave Her Mom Aids"

  • @ManuelD1206
    @ManuelD1206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Btw there’s a video called “I ate my twin brother”....... So that’s definitely something.

    • @agenericguy1014
      @agenericguy1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Manuel D What the fhyuck

    • @thomascholowsky1236
      @thomascholowsky1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *(GONE SEXUAL)*

    • @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750
      @gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Curious and disgusted at the same time

    • @j.d1972
      @j.d1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably a fetus story, because everyone remembers being a fetus

    • @hwkki8323
      @hwkki8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how about change the title to "I ate my little brother and licked his p*ssy

  • @ahumanthatexists6048
    @ahumanthatexists6048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I fed my boyfriend his grandmother’s ashes after he forgot my birthday
    *actually happened

    • @annusrideviravindran6396
      @annusrideviravindran6396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice profil pic
      Read the description

    • @gibusdingus7807
      @gibusdingus7807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I breath
      *Actually happened

    • @CrazyGoatLady0
      @CrazyGoatLady0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has Sonics pubes on his head

    • @cheems4061
      @cheems4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @migel250
      @migel250 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sis!? Is that you?@The Person
      nope nevermind, you like bts.

  • @Ms_Multi
    @Ms_Multi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Luigi: Mario! Help I'm stuck!!!
    Mario: * S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A I N T E N C I F I E S*

  • @velvetsky3451
    @velvetsky3451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the great thing about diesel is that he doesn't care if people tell him to kill himself, or if he gets demonetized. he's making content for our enjoyment. also he's fucking hilarious and 10/10 my favorite youtuber

  • @m0istur
    @m0istur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I searched it up... I THOUGHT THAT THUMBNAIL ON THIS VIDEO WAS CLICKBAIT

  • @b0ng.bug599
    @b0ng.bug599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Fun fact: the real life talk channel actually stole more than one character design from a popular Instagram artist,,, it’s just sad

    • @abbo5938
      @abbo5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh shit really?

    • @protestantpounder9588
      @protestantpounder9588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@abbo5938 yea, i chould be wrong but i think the artist is faline san, they made a video about it on TH-cam.

    • @ms0_u
      @ms0_u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@protestantpounder9588 yeah she did, must really suck :/

    • @plucky2297
      @plucky2297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@protestantpounder9588 my mom watches these on tv and it’s sad

    • @Ds2211-x9e
      @Ds2211-x9e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did they steal the base design or did they just straight copy and paste?

  • @Mmmm-kk9qe
    @Mmmm-kk9qe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    “Someone looked at me so I got pregnant”
    *Actually happened*

    • @kaylaHat
      @kaylaHat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let me guess the someone was her step cosin or some shit like that

  • @sab3re
    @sab3re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love how the shirts of the “gamers” are just PNGs of the titles of games

  • @e__3614
    @e__3614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Don’t be silly
    Wrap your willy

    • @kockavagyok9411
      @kockavagyok9411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What?! XD

    • @pussy2228
      @pussy2228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What the fuck

    • @mulsanne1
      @mulsanne1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Salty Kira *FBI would like to know your location*

    • @shortgiraffe3031
      @shortgiraffe3031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember hearing this once but I'm not sure where from

    • @everardofavela665
      @everardofavela665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *luigi says*

  • @Timbobjr
    @Timbobjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    7:50 "Pity she didn't take your PS4 with her"
    Holy shit Jake's a straight killer

    • @giornogiovanna2008
      @giornogiovanna2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You've been hit by you've been struck by a smooth criminal

    • @makinbacon8725
      @makinbacon8725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy shit dude, you fucking killed her!

    • @succdes444
      @succdes444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably Nina is the straight killer

  • @watermelonreal230
    @watermelonreal230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    “my mom cheated on my brother so I dated my grandma and gave my mom social anxiety”

  • @sean_relics9868
    @sean_relics9868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Diesel's pfp perfectly sums up my reaction to these stories

  • @phantomhooded7401
    @phantomhooded7401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    When I saw the I got pregnant after Mario kart race I was like”Oh my god they’re not even hiding that they stories makes no sense”.

  • @bakerzane3055
    @bakerzane3055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I like how they portrayed the dad as this bible thumping parent.

    • @fantasyoftwins2405
      @fantasyoftwins2405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cause as we all know only religious parents would get upset at their child, who's below the age of consent, having sex without a condom on and then getting pregnant.

    • @3HorsemenOfMovingPictures
      @3HorsemenOfMovingPictures 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @YeahNoWay123
      @YeahNoWay123 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bible, the dad thumps
      as this girl humps

  • @Splaturne
    @Splaturne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    StoryBooth: *exists*
    Actually Happened: *appears out of nowhere*
    StoryBooth: *what the freak was that*

    • @duruthaking66xxdopekingxx9
      @duruthaking66xxdopekingxx9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SplendidIronPlayz Iron story booth is different

    • @soggyworm8054
      @soggyworm8054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@duruthaking66xxdopekingxx9 that's the point of the joke

    • @prestongarvey4080
      @prestongarvey4080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      storybook is actually real unlike the rest

    • @adeeshup8474
      @adeeshup8474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Art Dragon “storybook”? Wtf

    • @Zakathon-s5d
      @Zakathon-s5d 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@prestongarvey4080 I'm not to sure about that

  • @foxprazision1695
    @foxprazision1695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:38 hitman 3 early access gameplay

  • @lanastan4091
    @lanastan4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    My grandma bought me an iPhone 11 instead of AirPods so I burned her house down
    **ACTUALLY HAPPENED**

  • @poopvore9562
    @poopvore9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "I got pregnant after catching a sea bass in animal crossing"
    Dont mind this idea

    • @KHowardishereandthefunsbegun
      @KHowardishereandthefunsbegun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I went into labor during the bunny day event when Zipper T Bunny ate my damn shoes

    • @scoutman66
      @scoutman66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got tired of paying off debts so I overthrew Tom Nook and established communism on my island

    • @noodleguy6467
      @noodleguy6467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i wanna make sea bass illegal

    • @doozy5184
      @doozy5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Not again!"

  • @dr.sauerkraut5448
    @dr.sauerkraut5448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "all over a stupid gaming console"
    : proceeds to daydream about killing someone because they hate play station

  • @daquashaun8505
    @daquashaun8505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:00 I'm crying

  • @yasser3268
    @yasser3268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Diesel: oh my god stop
    Me: deheh I don’t know what was that ending they did

  • @Belks1453
    @Belks1453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Storybooth is innocent, they have actual stories
    1. More down to earth
    2. people submitting actually send their own audio

    • @therealbowee
      @therealbowee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      They also don't upload 10 minute videos and not daily unlike fake fucking animation videos

    • @jaxonharris3902
      @jaxonharris3902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And they also have titles like
      My house burned down so i got pregenet with the door

    • @finnakillyou
      @finnakillyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yea they actually do real stories

    • @supermario3trm559
      @supermario3trm559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True

    • @FullArcher05
      @FullArcher05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The animated horror story channels are better than this shit. Fake or not, mostly real actually, it portrays humanity better than these fucking channels. No one is EVER that twisted.

  • @brianfranklin6986
    @brianfranklin6986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    “I failed my Algebra test so I shot up the school”

    • @therealbowee
      @therealbowee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@leannluxcristobal9998 all the other kids that passed the exam better outrun, outrun my AR15

    • @finnakillyou
      @finnakillyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leannluxcristobal9998 better run better run

    • @GenocideShell
      @GenocideShell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that's a fact outrun my gun

    • @alimohsin496
      @alimohsin496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t know if that’s the best dark humor joke.

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      America

  • @fivedudey7248
    @fivedudey7248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:42 imagine caring for a child at all

  • @perisleaf
    @perisleaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “Kid wearing supreme with spiky hair and a rainbow lollipop”
    Me: the lollipop that started it all, Austin bought it
    **looks at that documentary**

  • @amarismorgan195
    @amarismorgan195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "...pity she didnt take your ps4 with you"
    I *diED*

  • @nikitaz5168
    @nikitaz5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "I got pregnant by mayo at Mcdonalds while i was 99 years old"
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @penguinman2233
      @penguinman2233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *THAT WASN’T MAYO*

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@penguinman2233 AS SHOOT HERE WE GO AGAIN

  • @macinsult1858
    @macinsult1858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I really like the fact that in one video they won't say the word sex a second video and in the second, they'd go in detail about what way they'd murder their boyfriend. Consistent