Gaming Central 2020 pregnancy tests arent accurate the day after sex. most of them only work as soon as a week or two after, or some can tell u as soon as u have missed ur period. u have to wait to take one until there are detectable levels of HCG in ur body
Gaming Central 2020 you should only take a pregnancy test the day after you have sex lmao. Nothing will happen for at least 2 weeks and it’ll show nothing
“I got pregnant from looking at a tree! ACTUALLY HAPPENED” I walked outside and looked at a tree that somebody spray painted “this is a tree” onto it, hence making it so that I walk up to that tree and lick it. After I licked that tree, I noticed that my belly was bigger than it had be before and then magically out of nowhere, on the tree it was spray painted “you are pregnant because you licked me”. Naturally I licked another tree so that it could tell me if the news was true, but it wasn’t as majestical as the other tree and there was nothing spray painted on it. Then the other tree I got pregnant with grew a mouth and said “trust me”. This was all happening so fast- it was such a shock to me as I was only a fetus at the time. And I mean an actual fetus, still in my mother’s womb. I knew it would come as a shock to my mother to tell her once I was let out of her womb that I was pregnant at the same time she was, but it was what had to be done. She whispered to me: “bananas have potassium in them, and that’s why the soap smells like brisket flavored toenails with a hint of cow manure.” These words to me at the time were so powerful, and I carried her advise with me wherever I went. Then she came to the realization that my son and I were the same age and got mad. she disowned me as her daughter from thence forth, Jesus took everybody to heaven except for me and soon afterwards my son and I started dating but the moral of my incredibly idiotic fairy tale- I mean totally real story is that cats are better than dogs. Thank you, and may a lesson be learned to you.
My sister ate the last cookie so I sold her to the black market and then she got pregnant with my uncle and gave birth to my dad when she was 8 years old I'm a good sister TRUE STORY
"I lost my virginity to my cat and sold my dog to a chinese restaurant so he got me pregnant with my long lost brother in a fire and now my parents don't want me to use my PS4 😲😰😨😨😨"
The worse part of these stories is the fact they don't even try to make it realistic, if she had sex and then took a pregnancy test the next day it would be negative. You need to take a pregnancy test 5 days after you have sex or two weeks for it to even be accurate.
the great thing about diesel is that he doesn't care if people tell him to kill himself, or if he gets demonetized. he's making content for our enjoyment. also he's fucking hilarious and 10/10 my favorite youtuber
Cause as we all know only religious parents would get upset at their child, who's below the age of consent, having sex without a condom on and then getting pregnant.
The animated horror story channels are better than this shit. Fake or not, mostly real actually, it portrays humanity better than these fucking channels. No one is EVER that twisted.
I really like the fact that in one video they won't say the word sex a second video and in the second, they'd go in detail about what way they'd murder their boyfriend. Consistent
youtube already hit me with that yellow dollar sign, this might be a new record
diesel patches TH-cam these days.
Diesel Real Story Animated Just As Bad😂😐
diesel patches well fuck...
Ily
Ok big gay just do a stream and people will donate to fuck with you
“I got rejected by art school so I invaded most of Europe”
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
"Then I killed myself"
“I killed a random Austrian dude and his relative declared war on almost all of Europe”
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
Hey that reminds me of something...
"I was bitten by a flea which gave me black flesh lumps, made me cough blood and unlocked my super powers"
Totally Legit
Its rewind time
I was insulting hitler so he got my dad pregnant
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
*this gives me war flashbacks to r/NoahGetTheBoat*
@H M Joseph Stalin is definitely top tho
I have crazier story
I burped and got my 7 friends pregnant
@@TheBrimmyRat *nods and sweats profusely*
I will leave soon I fucking love you don't leave
I failed art so I started WW2, then killed myself
**ACTUALLY HAPPENED**
Ha underrated comment
For poeple who didn't understood the joke, he meant hitler...
@@Gloverfield thanks man im sure no one has any idea about history
Holy shit Hitler failed art?
Actually no wonder, all he did is probably draw is nazi symbols, fuck how are they called again? Swa something.
@@Gloverfield yea I'm not fucking dumb, jk
“It’s a shame she didint take your ps4 with her” that boy ruthless
He’s a tru gamer. Holy shut dude you fucking killed her dude
@@mr.randomperson9900 dawq frrrr ..... and it was unexpecteded to
@@GHOSTFREAK_24_5 he decimated her
That wasn't just a roast, that was a thermonuclear bomb
He probably played black ops 2
“I was so edgy that I became a cliff”
And then I got pregnant by grass and it turned out to be my mom and the baby was Hitler.
@@pieseldatches thanks i hate it
*69 likes*
That makes more sense than why the people that make those channels deserve to live
This deserves more likes 😂😂
“My adopted sister starting dating my dog so I released the corona”
My story animated
Nice.
(Chinese government got involved)
@@my3ftmidget stfu
COR-TAN-NA
The guy with the blue mohawk looks like Cailou after a midlife crisis
Geeko 186 I SNORTED, WHY ISNT THIS THE MOST LIKED COMMENT
😂 😂 😂 Nigaaaaaaah. Spot on!
stoppp lmfao
LOL
Calliou in a "phase".
I bet Austin gave him that popsicle bro
Exactly what I was thinking
Acoustic McBroomstick
No fucking way lmfao
"Diesel patches got me pregnant while watching Nickelodeon"
Atually happened*
NOT CLICKBAIT
*GONE WRONG*
*GONE SEXUAL*
*AT 3 AM*
Lmao
This girl after a Mario kart race: the "Thing"
Anyone else after a Mario kart race: D E A T H
Me after a Mario Kart race: The only reason you won is because I got blue shelled at the end
Fr. I get so fucking pissed even if I win or lose
The ONLY animated TH-cam channel that is real is story booth
A big contender of that belief is Bigjigglypanda
@@chris_cage4k Ahaha, no
1:17 cute boys? Dude they look like lesbian soccer moms
XDDDD
I got the best kek
xD
1990 is that even a thing?
*cute lesbian soccer moms tho
“I gave birth to an roach at the age of 7 after dreaming about getting married to zayn Malik in hogwarts in the middle of the ocean”
Uhhh...
Can this be a movie?
Actually happened
You serious?
PLS make this canon.
"I didn't get accepted to art school so i took revenge on europe"
*Actually happened
Oh no
Fuck yeah
I think I’ve heard that story before
____ _______
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_______ | |
„Hey, i‘ve seen that before!“
„What do you mean you‘ve seen that before? It‘s brand new!“
"My mom LITERALLY said frick so I burned down an orphanage"
Hol up
Actually Happened
Not clickbait
*GONE WRONG!!!! *
*COPS CALLED!!!!!!!!*
Moral of the story: Don’t have relations with a person who’s friends wear supreme and praise god
What a smart man
That pfp tho XD
“I tripped so I declared WAR against France”
*literally actually happened*
AdrianTheHomie I’m so excited
I ruined the joke
Where's Waldo it was aight
It did?!!!?!?? OMG
Plot twist: they were *German*
Bruh She sounds like That one person that doesn't Even Drift in Mario kart
Sup sans
@@joobioo hey Fell
What
this is not ok
@@nooterzootercrooter5105 Y e s
"I got pregnant and gave birth before my mom gave birth to me."
Did i just read
Because this shit
No
Iharimu Sekuzeke I'm you 1 month later you're really cringy
That seems like they would doit
“He has Sonic’s pubes on his head”
He had to “go” fast
Nah it would’ve been white
@@Cocisthebest142 nah it is blue with white all over
"I told my dog that he was gay so my door got pregnant"
ActUALly hAPPenD
**GONE WRONG** **PRANKED** **NOT CLICKBAIT**
*Definitely NOT clickbait*
*2020 MUST WATCH ALMOST DIED*
*CHILD EATEN*
“I’m willing to bet this is the real Jake Paul this is something he would do”
*Jake Paul gets raided by the fbi for trafficking minors*
Fr?
@@pianocashew4520 yep
Show me!
@@razor6827 i thought it was for have weapons and not paying taxes
@@ImTitan16 I think weapons were part of it
2010: "wanna Netflix and chill?"
2020: "wanna Mario Kart and chill?"
Or more like Mario kart and sex
Plain weak 😑
Mario Kart 'n shart
“Gaming and shaming”
Kart and Cum?
I was a nanny for a bunch of Austrian kids during WWII and taught them to sing
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
The sound of music
Pregnancy: exists
Animated story channels it's free real estate
Is his face Thomas the tank engine
@@evanf309 yes
Edog3000 Styll no i think his face is diesel patches, i think diesel patches is an actual character in Thomas the tank engine
666 likes 0_0
because you didn’t put the “:” symbol after channels, it looks like you just said that in return to pregnancy existing lol.
Ashley: "Especially Mario Kart.."
*shows mario kart tour*
excuse me
Mk tour is on mobile
Could have been wii.
Exactly like wtf
stupid fucks forgot to do their fucking research
@pswsh was bad 34 No,it's only on mobile
“I got pregnant after i pushed wario down the stairs”
Your profile was my reaction while reading this
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*”OH MY GAWD”* *dies
Mama Mia
Ok
The teacher must be like “welcome to class, nika.”
*instant feel of racism*
can we talk about the fact that she took a pregnancy test the day after
Gaming Central 2020 pregnancy tests arent accurate the day after sex. most of them only work as soon as a week or two after, or some can tell u as soon as u have missed ur period. u have to wait to take one until there are detectable levels of HCG in ur body
Gaming Central 2020 you should only take a pregnancy test the day after you have sex lmao. Nothing will happen for at least 2 weeks and it’ll show nothing
Oh wow you found the only hole in that "plot"
The morning after pill would've been a nice option too
yeah i was about to say thats most likely a false positive test, way to soon for a test to be taken
“That’s when I met Jake”
Oh, so Jake Paul
“He had long blond hair…”
Oh, so Logan Paul
Oh so both
@@brendonmcdoniel3684 WE GOT HIM!
Can You Sub to me For no Reason nice. I love how my iPhone 11 looks. Thanks fam 😚
“Someone mentioned me so I sent them to a gulag”-Joseph Stalin
Communism
@H M Ah, I see you are a man/woman of culture.
@H M i am the chosen one
Sergeant Arch Dornan yes yes i did
@@ECWPlays thanks commrad
"My crush rejected me so I started WWIII between America and Russia"
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
Vladimir Makarov’s moment
@@minhtran7431 exactly
“How I got sonic’s pubes on my head and diesel patches punched me because I was wearing supreme”
*Actually happened*
WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS LMAOOOO
he needs it damn he'd look better bald
MY N WORD
I’m dead
Mr. Fap the cat :3 the moment I find this comment that part played. What a coincidence
@@auser4649 it happens so much on the regular lmao
Brother
HERE YOU HAVE A PASS
Lol I don’t need one x3
“I got pregnant from looking at a tree! ACTUALLY HAPPENED”
I walked outside and looked at a tree that somebody spray painted “this is a tree” onto it, hence making it so that I walk up to that tree and lick it. After I licked that tree, I noticed that my belly was bigger than it had be before and then magically out of nowhere, on the tree it was spray painted “you are pregnant because you licked me”. Naturally I licked another tree so that it could tell me if the news was true, but it wasn’t as majestical as the other tree and there was nothing spray painted on it. Then the other tree I got pregnant with grew a mouth and said “trust me”. This was all happening so fast- it was such a shock to me as I was only a fetus at the time. And I mean an actual fetus, still in my mother’s womb. I knew it would come as a shock to my mother to tell her once I was let out of her womb that I was pregnant at the same time she was, but it was what had to be done. She whispered to me: “bananas have potassium in them, and that’s why the soap smells like brisket flavored toenails with a hint of cow manure.” These words to me at the time were so powerful, and I carried her advise with me wherever I went. Then she came to the realization that my son and I were the same age and got mad. she disowned me as her daughter from thence forth, Jesus took everybody to heaven except for me and soon afterwards my son and I started dating but the moral of my incredibly idiotic fairy tale- I mean totally real story is that cats are better than dogs. Thank you, and may a lesson be learned to you.
Thanks for the story
Gonna voice act this with a teen now - ACTUALLY HAPPENED, 2020
Can't ruin the 69 likes
Wow this story changed my life so inspirational *claps* thank you
The tree didnt even take responsibility smh
this is why you always let high people make up stories
Storybooth is probably the only channel that has actual believable stories
My sister ate the last cookie so I sold her to the black market and then she got pregnant with my uncle and gave birth to my dad when she was 8 years old I'm a good sister TRUE STORY
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
I want that story to be real
@@abyssalgaming9205 XD
The ultimate plot twist.
Omfg I haven’t seen this until I was scrolling threw my notifications and then I saw how many likes I got on this
Jake: Your PS4 sucks
Her: *murders jake*
Her: *I'LL FUCKING SHOVE THIS CONTROLLER UP YOUR ASS JAKE IF YOU DONT SHUT UP*
@@WorshipperOfKhone no lie he would probably like it
@@carterkruse6471 nah, it'd have to be an Xbox controller. The way they are shaped makes it feel better
(Pc player in the corner) PC MASTER RACE!!!
Even fucking Nintendo has better controllers than PS4 Xbox is superior
But PC tops all
"I lost my virginity to my cat and sold my dog to a chinese restaurant so he got me pregnant with my long lost brother in a fire and now my parents don't want me to use my PS4 😲😰😨😨😨"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Hi shane
(GONE WRONG)
LITERALLY
I think i lost my last brain cell reading dis.
“It’s been hard really really hard....”
“NoT aS hArD aS jAkEs DiC-“
The worse part of these stories is the fact they don't even try to make it realistic, if she had sex and then took a pregnancy test the next day it would be negative. You need to take a pregnancy test 5 days after you have sex or two weeks for it to even be accurate.
Would be funnier if she took it like 6 months after to she if she's pregnant that would really get me.
J.sperm Fast my man.
No it wasn't a day later
In the actual video after the sex thingy, it said "a few months after that"
@@SheIIfire the story is fake.
@@Xannyphantom905 according to my calculations, I never said it was real 🤓
I just said that it wasn't a day after they took the test
When he said “MY N WORD” I felt that
😔
Mood af
i though he was black from the first video i saw of him.
Droideka Olivo Sandoval nah, he does a hand reveal for his 100k special
"my older sister stole my last oreo so i seduced her cat"
memetea:3 LOL
you mean the one in your profile?
@@not.deannasky3637
oh my god noooo!
Shane Dawson be like
@@jesushelpline303bitch6 you did not LMAO
5:31
There's a disturbing lack of Fortunate Son here.
“I am a gamer”
A couple minutes later...
“CortAna.”
That physically hurt me inside.
Doctor Plague she’s a PS4 players they don’t get it
@@dawsynlarson696 I mean, so am I, but it still physically hurts me either way. Perhaps even more so.
Doesn't matter what console.
If you can't pronounce Cortana. One of the best chracters from one of the biggest game franchises, you are not a gamer.
@@connorkimbral3034 I'm not a gamer, what is cortana and how am I supposed to spell it.
What do you expect, she wears a shirt that says fortnite on it
Yea who knows how many children Jake Paul has that he does not know about
Rango Bango does
Garrison Christensen thanks mate
Diesel patches: "oh god these references are giving me visual cancer"
Also diesel patches: *_mlg effect_*
MLG is making a comeback
@@UnknownGamer40464aged well
the story at 5:47 made me speedrun the 5 stages of grief
MaRiO’s ItALiAn SaUsAgE
Chew
y u m 😋
Merio’s itilna cron god
MaMmA mIa pOrCo DiO
She saddled his sin-sausage
"My dog touched my door so I got him pregnant, there were 69 puppies."
It’s an insult that this doesn’t have more likes
It's 69 but I don't like your comment so I am ruining your 69
@@tacticstonk4740 2 times nice
Nice
Noice
I EAT A CONTROLLER AND THE CONTROLLER WANTS TO CONTROL ME (NOT CLICK BAIT )
Plot twist:the controller is my lost brother
Why you've started a console war
oh no thats not good
And then you control the controller that controlled the controller which controlled you. (Not clickbait)
I'm like number 666 looks like I'm cursed
The controller is sir topham hatt
It’s funny how they animated the people playing on a hybrid console and somehow playing Mario Kart Tour; a mobile game.
My dad hit me with a belt so I used his spine as a belt
*actually happened*
Dynamic Juice where can i buy some dynamic juice
@@JoeMAMAkim at the dynamic store at dynamic street
“I enslaved the entirety of Iraq at the age of 3 while my dog was on death row.”
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
* ACUALY HAPPENED
*70 years ago*
America during The aftermath of the iraqi war in a nutshell
True story lol
“Yep,we did a thing”
The Fbi:interesting.
Edit:Why the hell are you all here?
Interesting indeed
Oh no...
Lol
Noris Zeltzer
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MmMmMmMm FBI I smell
shout out to storybooth for actually having good and believable content as a storytime 'actually happened' channel except everything actually happened
“We were play Mario Kart on our console.”
*Shows Mario Kart Tour*
And they got it from a store
And in the Store there’s nes and Genesis games
@@MiiBumm not much but I do expect them to know that Mario Kart Tour is a phone game
I mean, they were using Gamecube controllers. So they were either playing Double Dash or Wii, most likely the former.
I thought I was the only one who noticed that
“I already knew I was in love with one of the boys..”
Jake-
*PAUL.*
FBI MR PAUL YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR TRAFFICKING MINORS AND TAX EVASION
Women playing video games, next they'll want the right to vote.
Please keep making jokes like this
Ssniper cat ssniper wolf fanboy get off of this channel if ur that sensitive
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
I honestly don’t mind diesel burping in his videos it adds to the comedy
I played Russian roulette with Hitler and I woke up in maximum security prison
This is hilarious and I wish this comment was easier to see HAAHA
I played russian roulette with Hitler and I woke up pregnant in a maximum security prison
As Hitler i can confirm i played with you Russian roulette
@@imcloud305w a i t
@@imcloud305 yo wassup my g
I was given the wrong order at Arby's so... I got pregnant by the manager.
2019- Lost my virginity to a video game character.
Isn´t this world good?
2020 - Lost my virginity to air.
2020-Lost my virginity to water
@@pieseldatches 😂😂😂
Airgasm
I lost y virginity with my hand
42,069: i lost my virginity to a wall
As a person that plays mario kart a lot, I’m ashamed these mofos used it in their story.
"I was assaulted by a sentient taco and became pregnant"
Wait
And now the cheese still stuck in my womb is growing into an alien
Yup. They did a thing. She even sounds like an eighth grader.
😂🤣
😂
😂
😂
😂
😂
“Sorry”
“Pity she didn’t take your PS4 with her”
OooOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoHhHhhHhhH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
*triggered*
I feel bad for laughing-
Kenny Dang i like ps4 more than xbox
Imagine her saying gg ez rekt nub lmao after killing him
The second story is literally just an excuse to argue about consoles
"Who cares, I clicked on this video to watch Mario whip out his mushroom." - Diesel, 2019
thank you yoda, very cool
thank you yoda, very cool
thank you Andreigas, very cool
@@silent_virgil *yoda
Plot twist
The child was luigi!
Omg
shit
But the baby was wearing pink
*S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*
Mama Mia
2019: I got pregnant after a Mario kart race
2030:I ate the whole universe
*ACTUALLY HAPPENED
2031: after I ate the whole universe I got pregnant with an alien
@@PepsiZM 2032: after I got pregnant I found out I was a man.
2033: I got pregnant by the whole universe and my baby is an alien
2034: My alien baby was actually my biological brother.
I fucking love the replies 😂
"My Girlfriend Dated My Step-Bro So I Gave Her Mom Aids"
Btw there’s a video called “I ate my twin brother”....... So that’s definitely something.
Manuel D What the fhyuck
*(GONE SEXUAL)*
Curious and disgusted at the same time
Probably a fetus story, because everyone remembers being a fetus
how about change the title to "I ate my little brother and licked his p*ssy
I fed my boyfriend his grandmother’s ashes after he forgot my birthday
*actually happened
Nice profil pic
Read the description
I breath
*Actually happened
He has Sonics pubes on his head
Lol
Sis!? Is that you?@The Person
nope nevermind, you like bts.
Luigi: Mario! Help I'm stuck!!!
Mario: * S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A I N T E N C I F I E S*
Step bro
shut up
@@holupmoment5289 No
What-a-are you-a-doing, Step-a-bro Luigi?
@@ascanioscarpati8538 MamaMia
the great thing about diesel is that he doesn't care if people tell him to kill himself, or if he gets demonetized. he's making content for our enjoyment. also he's fucking hilarious and 10/10 my favorite youtuber
I searched it up... I THOUGHT THAT THUMBNAIL ON THIS VIDEO WAS CLICKBAIT
Yes
Fun fact: the real life talk channel actually stole more than one character design from a popular Instagram artist,,, it’s just sad
Oh shit really?
@@abbo5938 yea, i chould be wrong but i think the artist is faline san, they made a video about it on TH-cam.
@@protestantpounder9588 yeah she did, must really suck :/
@@protestantpounder9588 my mom watches these on tv and it’s sad
Did they steal the base design or did they just straight copy and paste?
“Someone looked at me so I got pregnant”
*Actually happened*
Let me guess the someone was her step cosin or some shit like that
I love how the shirts of the “gamers” are just PNGs of the titles of games
Don’t be silly
Wrap your willy
What?! XD
What the fuck
@Salty Kira *FBI would like to know your location*
I remember hearing this once but I'm not sure where from
*luigi says*
7:50 "Pity she didn't take your PS4 with her"
Holy shit Jake's a straight killer
You've been hit by you've been struck by a smooth criminal
Holy shit dude, you fucking killed her!
Probably Nina is the straight killer
“my mom cheated on my brother so I dated my grandma and gave my mom social anxiety”
Alabama 100
ACTUALLY HAPPEND 😂
Diesel's pfp perfectly sums up my reaction to these stories
When I saw the I got pregnant after Mario kart race I was like”Oh my god they’re not even hiding that they stories makes no sense”.
I like how they portrayed the dad as this bible thumping parent.
Cause as we all know only religious parents would get upset at their child, who's below the age of consent, having sex without a condom on and then getting pregnant.
Ikr
The bible, the dad thumps
as this girl humps
StoryBooth: *exists*
Actually Happened: *appears out of nowhere*
StoryBooth: *what the freak was that*
SplendidIronPlayz Iron story booth is different
@@duruthaking66xxdopekingxx9 that's the point of the joke
storybook is actually real unlike the rest
Art Dragon “storybook”? Wtf
@@prestongarvey4080 I'm not to sure about that
8:38 hitman 3 early access gameplay
My grandma bought me an iPhone 11 instead of AirPods so I burned her house down
**ACTUALLY HAPPENED**
+@;43@$5(8# can read this?
Get nae naed
"I got pregnant after catching a sea bass in animal crossing"
Dont mind this idea
I went into labor during the bunny day event when Zipper T Bunny ate my damn shoes
I got tired of paying off debts so I overthrew Tom Nook and established communism on my island
i wanna make sea bass illegal
"Not again!"
"all over a stupid gaming console"
: proceeds to daydream about killing someone because they hate play station
*can't blame him*
Pbht, a woman playing video games. Next they’ll want the right to vote
"I mean he deserves it" -microsoft
5:00 I'm crying
Diesel: oh my god stop
Me: deheh I don’t know what was that ending they did
Storybooth is innocent, they have actual stories
1. More down to earth
2. people submitting actually send their own audio
They also don't upload 10 minute videos and not daily unlike fake fucking animation videos
And they also have titles like
My house burned down so i got pregenet with the door
Yea they actually do real stories
True
The animated horror story channels are better than this shit. Fake or not, mostly real actually, it portrays humanity better than these fucking channels. No one is EVER that twisted.
“I failed my Algebra test so I shot up the school”
@@leannluxcristobal9998 all the other kids that passed the exam better outrun, outrun my AR15
@@leannluxcristobal9998 better run better run
And that's a fact outrun my gun
I don’t know if that’s the best dark humor joke.
America
4:42 imagine caring for a child at all
“Kid wearing supreme with spiky hair and a rainbow lollipop”
Me: the lollipop that started it all, Austin bought it
**looks at that documentary**
"...pity she didnt take your ps4 with you"
I *diED*
"I got pregnant by mayo at Mcdonalds while i was 99 years old"
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
*THAT WASN’T MAYO*
@@penguinman2233 AS SHOOT HERE WE GO AGAIN
I really like the fact that in one video they won't say the word sex a second video and in the second, they'd go in detail about what way they'd murder their boyfriend. Consistent