hey wilbur. it’s me, lykqnth, that guy that missed 3 times when trying to kill you. thanks for the amazing birthday man, we did not think you’d actually join smpMIC. i now have legal rights to say that i killed you on my birthday. honestly from our perspective (we were all in a vc together), we were all shouting “KILL” as we hunted you down. we’d love to see you again, :]. edit: please stop asking to join the realm now. it’s gone, and not a lot of us talk as much anymore. it’s great to look back on, but it’s gone.
hey, that indeed is lykanth, i am trdssk, the owner. all of us went absolutely ape brain when wil joined and its honestly some of the most fun we've ever had together
Is it just me or does anybody else want a continuation of the cult story? Honestly seems like a good Tales of the SMP story where Karl (and maybe some others) wake up in the cult’s lair and have to escape, with Pee Dog of course. If this was turned into a full story, we could get answers to questions like what were the experiments about, who is Pee Dog, and why does DreamXD have a cult? Also in the TOTSMP episode it would probably be DreamXD instead for it makes much more sense from a lore standpoint.
Why is it that Wilbur with suspenders and glasses looks like the student aid to an archeology professor, but Wilbur with suspenders and no glasses looks like the e-boy who's going to break my heart
@Corruption well, I think it was a live stream because of the parts with chat which means you can just watch the stream to find the stuff. Edit: yeah there’s a link in the description
@@toxpov3612 yeah I can see the chat so I was pretty sure it was a livestream. But I’ve made my fair share of mistakes so I almost never say things 100% in case it’s wrong. (Also as you can see I said it was a stream In the edit)
This is a prequel to Wilbur finding the dsmp in lore where he goes around lands and kingdoms and finds a salmon spawned finding sally then taking fundy as his child then stealing and hiding things then he finds the dungeon showing dream in the page, he is compelled to join tommy after tommy tells Wilbur of this guy called dream, who’s very powerful. Wilbur then joins the smp, the rest is history
August 15 The date is etched in my mind Everytime I hear it I go back I'm there. Sliding to success with *CallMeCarson* My parents enter the room They ask, " Charlie are you *OK?* " I reach for the sharpest object Its a slide whistle How fitting
Honestly The main reason for rewatching this? Imagining Wilbur in a musical where he plays the lovely chimney sweep with a thick cockney accent who dreams of being a lawyer or something who ends up dying in the third act. Or am I just crazy?
@@notgabriel8624 wait, I thought those cultish signs were using the lyrics to the Dream song that Sharkboy sang in Sharkboy and Lavagirl, this cult thing actually goes deeper?
The one at 11 minutes? I'm pretty sure he knew Wilbur was there, unless you're usually in the habit of throwing your enchanted diamond sword and axe on the ground for no reason. You can see Wilbur pick them up when he rotates back around the pillar.
"I look so dapper and British"
"So we're robbing a Scotsman"
hes very british isnt he
brother???
"Us Scots will get our revenge"
-ItzLeembo 2020
@@bobeyyy did my fellow Scot just qoute himself??
Ye wee glaiket
And blame it on the Irish
hey wilbur. it’s me, lykqnth, that guy that missed 3 times when trying to kill you. thanks for the amazing birthday man, we did not think you’d actually join smpMIC. i now have legal rights to say that i killed you on my birthday. honestly from our perspective (we were all in a vc together), we were all shouting “KILL” as we hunted you down. we’d love to see you again, :].
edit: please stop asking to join the realm now. it’s gone, and not a lot of us talk as much anymore. it’s great to look back on, but it’s gone.
I second that! It was an experience of a lifetime, I could practically hear my heartbeat in my ears
hey, that indeed is lykanth, i am trdssk, the owner. all of us went absolutely ape brain when wil joined and its honestly some of the most fun we've ever had together
which realm?
@@PromoCraft-rz3vz smpMIC
@@PromoCraft-rz3vz home of Simp City :)
I still can’t get over the fact there was a whole dream cult and Wilbur had no clue who he was at the time
i’m just imagining dream seeing this vid when it came out freaking out cause he was in a wilbur soot video
@@ellanenalive wasn't dream more popular than wilbur here tho..?
@@brinaskore probably, but the fact that Will didn’t know who he was, and Dream was a fan of his, it still would’ve been cool yk?
Wilbur: *Literally joins a cult realm*
Also Wilbur: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STEAL THINGS?
Ruined the 69, but you’re worth it
@@ashlingemberstone3913you demon you ungodly monster you villain unlike it or face justice
Wilbur: is sneaking around
Also Wilbur irl: *whispers so they don't hear them*
local british man arrested after saying"Im gonna touch does bees"
Also Wilbur: streams what he does to thousands of people
Wilbur do annother video like that cus me likies.
Nicolas Renaud I'm not no scientist but I dont think I'm Wilbur
T H E Y
"Who are you?"
"I'm Wilbur. Show me where you keep the diamonds."
*Casually throws stack of diamonds to stranger.*
Wilbur: "I'm out."
the dirty boy thrill is gone
This really got me🤣
And that's what being a simp is lads
understandable have a nice day
No
"squirrel" *fucking buries a whole live horse*
“Oh they’re saying fuck England.”
_“Oh they’re saying things about my mother.”_
I'm glad my famous clip is being put to good use
Pog you
pog.
Pog
Tf lol
Pog
Wilbur: I'm gonna rob my subscribers
Accidentally discovers a cult
I wish he actually finished the map
It says not a cult dumbass
Dreeeeaaaammmmmmm...
a Dream cult, to be accurate.
A DREAM DREAM CULT
Stan Ferrolino *sharkboy and lavagirl flashbacks*
Its funny how the cult thing was a Dream cult and Wilbur had no idea who Dream was and there were people in the chat who also didn't know XDDD
Wilbur: is dirty crime boy
Also Wilbur: “They’re saying things about my mother. :(“
Can you imagine how dumb Wilbur looked when he was trying to escape on a horse that was on a LEAD
It looked like a scene directly from the old wild west cartoons
#wilburslow
@Ymanol fuentes yeah I think so
#dumbass
dont you mean a HORT
I like how none of his subs are excited to see him in their realm, they're just mildy displeased by his presence
Because they know the only reason he'd be there is to be a dirty crime boy lmao
666 like
I was gunna like but likes at 666 so I did not
I BROKE THE 666 >:D MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
ha ha...
haa...
what on earth did that accomplish?
@@tathnousoxide9707 I can like now
Is it just me or does anybody else want a continuation of the cult story? Honestly seems like a good Tales of the SMP story where Karl (and maybe some others) wake up in the cult’s lair and have to escape, with Pee Dog of course. If this was turned into a full story, we could get answers to questions like what were the experiments about, who is Pee Dog, and why does DreamXD have a cult? Also in the TOTSMP episode it would probably be DreamXD instead for it makes much more sense from a lore standpoint.
Yea ikr
im really happy for him and proud of his success but i do miss this kind of stuff/this era
Same ❤🕊😂
Why is it that Wilbur with suspenders and glasses looks like the student aid to an archeology professor, but Wilbur with suspenders and no glasses looks like the e-boy who's going to break my heart
And with glasses but no suspenders is both
Get u a man who can do both 👀
oddly specific yet correct
It’s kinda hot ngl😳
Apollo9898LPs you have 69 subs. WE GOT EM!
Wilbur saying “see’ya nerd” was the most American he’s ever sounded
he's learning from Techno
The way he said “hard” sounded American too
would like ur comment but its at 69 and I can't ruin that
srry
@@p1nkclouds_ check again its at 188 now
Pixelkid Remixes oh thank you, now I can like :)
29:54
”Simping is how you get things in this game”
best quote of the year
-wilbur soot
imagine if the girl is a minor 😭
It's the "yea thats gonna be difficult to get back" for me
I think that Wilbur purposefully left the clips of him squirrel-ing just to let people find them.
He's too nice to actually steal.
Waluigi he did that for content
@Corruption well, I think it was a live stream because of the parts with chat which means you can just watch the stream to find the stuff.
Edit: yeah there’s a link in the description
@@Bob-bt4vw bruh you can literally see the chat in the top right the entire video lmao, of course it's a livestream
@@toxpov3612 yeah I can see the chat so I was pretty sure it was a livestream. But I’ve made my fair share of mistakes so I almost never say things 100% in case it’s wrong. (Also as you can see I said it was a stream In the edit)
@@Bob-bt4vw yeah, that's a good way to go about it, I just wanted to say that the chat was a dead giveaway.
Using a lead on the horse someone's riding is such a cowboy move.
Justas big yeehaw energy
*hort
Red dead online flashbacks
@@AAAAAA-ik3sj hors*
Justas that was cool but i think will just road the horse while it had a leash because hes a soy boy
This is a prequel to Wilbur finding the dsmp in lore where he goes around lands and kingdoms and finds a salmon spawned finding sally then taking fundy as his child then stealing and hiding things then he finds the dungeon showing dream in the page, he is compelled to join tommy after tommy tells Wilbur of this guy called dream, who’s very powerful. Wilbur then joins the smp, the rest is history
It must’ve been fun for the people in these realms to watch this and discovered where their stolen items went lol
"chim-chimney, chim-chimney
chim-chim-cheery,
i am the dirtiest
crime boy you'll see"
Only true Britain’s will know what that means
@@nickel3143 good thing i do
TommyInnit has joined the game
I know but I ain’t British lol
@@nickel3143 Darn it. I will never know
“Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve stolen the bible” -Wilbur Soot.
*(squid song plays)*
OMG 1.9K LIKES THANKS SO MUCH!
@Mikey C. ikr lmao
@doom slayer
No, he is *mule*
AAAAAAAYYYYYY AWSOME WE HAVE STOLEN THE BIBLE WOOOOHOOOO
YEAAAAAAAH
19:30 so basically this is where people worship dreamon, it all make sense now
You guys ever notice how he just becomes a much calmer person when he puts on glasses
“YOU STOLE MY HORT”
Denki Kaminari hous
Horte
hort
hous
Never steal a mans hort
E
Didn't know Dream had a cult.
me neither
Ik same
I was so confused
I just realized that
bro didnt you see it, it was "not a cult"
Wilbur’s sense of humor is beautiful and I would love to meet him so much❤️
wilbur: "im thinking straight in here" (18:35)
me for no reason: you were thinking gay?
this was a joke
Wilbur: Who’s he? **looks at dream picture**
Oh Wilbur, little did you know you would have two wars against this man.
It's foreshadowing ... his struggle against dream is destiny written in the books lmao
THE PROPHECY
Ppp
time stamp?
Also 20:43
button: *spawns salmon*
Wilbur:
Wilbur, ten years later: and that, Fundy, is how I met your mother
lmao
Lol
LOL
Sally the salmon,
Fucked by the canon
His name is wilbursoot!
*continue the song*
@Shroomie Woomie and he puts on a boot
I still look back at these good moments even through out all the drama i still look back to the past when everything is good
3:10 We have stolen the bible🤝
I’m really annoyed we didn’t get to see what was at the bottom of the lava pit in the cult I was so invested
Ikr? I need to know
Time stamp ples
@@LucidWeedy 22:45
@@Yourlocalbush ty ty
One more like to @otisjoi 's comment and it's 800 likes
“I AM THE KING”
Knocks over camera to reveal slide whistle
August 15
The date is etched in my mind
Everytime I hear it
I go back
I'm there.
Sliding to success
with *CallMeCarson*
My parents enter the room
They ask,
" Charlie are you *OK?* "
I reach for the sharpest object
Its a slide whistle
How fitting
*OH NO*
*clacks fingers*
@@wasder-xm5so WHERE IS THIS FROM. I NEED TO KNOW THE ORIGIN
@@khaiepic same
The not a cult one was genuinely funny once they guy joined, it seemed like an almost normal interaction than a fan one
I honestly love this video so much it makes me so happy because he’s just so into it and so invested it’s kinda wholesome how invested he is
Quarantined man goes insane, commits digital war crimes
Government: ''Work from home''
Thiefs:
Quarantine Man.
What sins will be commit?
Zenzy 666th like
jay oshea
stfu no one wants to see this shit.
Digital war crimes remind me of something 2b2t or /pol/ would pull off
"We have stolen the bible"
-Wilbur Soot 2020
i made the 69th like... nice :D
No I have
I'm gonna steal the declaration of independence
@@juanfalcon2639 wrong movie
@@robynstrelitz1060 I made the 699th. get on my level, plebe
"I remember when i got robbed by wilbur soot 3 years ago" is a phrase i never thought i would have to say.
Honestly
The main reason for rewatching this?
Imagining Wilbur in a musical where he plays the lovely chimney sweep with a thick cockney accent who dreams of being a lawyer or something who ends up dying in the third act.
Or am I just crazy?
you’re not crazy that was actually quite accurate considering wilburs character
Mmmm yes.
32 minutes of a guy stealing from children that trusted him with their hard work.
69 hhahahahahahahahahgawa funny yes finnny number hahagagajahagagag
@@grugiv sir are you okay
@@bmw-yz2pt soooooo Mr krabs?
Aye comrade... I'm sure there's a political joke in there somewhere...
@@DivineMind222 It's those damn auristocrats
This better become a series, everyone will be trying to make a Wilbur-proof realm.
No, that sounds horrible
I actually agree with this.I want to try this.
Wilbur spawns in a realm, his underground... in a cell...
Gryphono YES
and if anyone has a realm, they can hire me for the low low price of free,
ill help wilbur-proof your realm
fun fact racoons have a strong bite
wilbur does too
10:35 Wilbur is the British version of "I steal I don't kill"
I’m so unnerved at the random finding of a Dream cult
yeeto cheeto the TH-camr Dream. He’s a Minecraft youtuber
yeeto cheeto do you mean the phoenix sc uno video?
that cult is so creepy, i wanna remake it
@@notgabriel8624 wait, I thought those cultish signs were using the lyrics to the Dream song that Sharkboy sang in Sharkboy and Lavagirl, this cult thing actually goes deeper?
Jeez Mareez I mean I think it’s a cult to the TH-camr, the big face at 22:36 resembles his skin/profile picture to me at least
they warned him about dream
Timestamp
@@stormwolf2435 stamptime
Timestamp is 19:25
@@cavasnox_vods8966 what server?
foreshadowing
12:58 :
You thought you were in trouble for stealing $500 but they wanted you to do the dishes
tag yourself im the dude who walked in, looked at wilbur, gave him 5 dirt and then left
@@TheGuy_0 dude.. saying "tag yourself" just means they relate to said person. not cap, you're just an idiot
@@MindLayer Shut up thats what they meant u bish
@@user-gy9dp8tq7v girl.. I was replying to someone saying the person was lying about being the guy. the person I was replying to deleted their comment
@@user-gy9dp8tq7v what’s with gachas and the incorrect spelling of bitch
Okeh I'm subscribing
I just realized that all the people that got robbed can just watch this video to see where he buried their loot.
Yeah that’s what I like about it
@@mechamotion6458 yeah its good
But in some of them he cuts where he goes so some people don't know how to get there
But some of the clips he skipped the time where he was running to the location
So watching the stream is better
Well, he didn’t really show how he got to those places, so the people have to know the geographical landscape of their area.
14:53
Wilbur was slain by Capitalism
I would just like to say I'm getting more confident I have an outfit put aside for when I want to look more "popular"
“This man is a goblin!” Has gotta be the funniest part of the video
Brings me back to D&D campaigns
• KamikazeKrab • W H A T ?
YASS 666th like lol
just call Joko to take care of em
Jon S I think salmon button is the funnies
When you get quarantined so you can’t sneak into people’s houses and steal their stuff in real life anymore
Jack Capper underrated comment
But you can steal from stores and restaurants
Gov: work from home
Robbers:
In today’s time it’s the purge but everyone is playing passive but nobody’s is robbing your local grocery store c’mon people
Now we know how Wilbur met Sally, a button that spawns Salmon.
Wilbur: I’m in creative
Captions: I’m in Korea 18:49
Alternative title: grown British man robs child’s Minecraft server
Underratet comment lmaoooo
or, in this case children's servers
Ur back mr egg....................
You remind me of THE BLADE
APRIL: Doesn't know about DREAM
JULY:We are starting a revolution against Deam
November:fight with dream
Dude I hate when we fight a revolution against deam
@@Yeet-cy8tz wdym, fighting is perfect
NOVERMBER:
The whole saga has ended, many have called the finale, and Technoblade was the only true winner
And Dream helped him a lot
@Internet explorer Thank you, internet explorer!
3:08 Wilbur : *claps
we have stolen the bible
XD
7:37 I’m laughing so hard 😆😆😆
"Ya see him over there? The Scotsman, he's ready to hunt me." is probably the best thing I've ever heard.
4:00
DogeChild .8
no “IM TOUCHIN YA BEES MOTHERF*CKERS”
is my new fav quote of all time
Are we gonna ignore how he stole and buried a horse
No
...maybe a little?
He stole and buried three horses
hort*
Only if we ignore the kids I buried in my backyard.
Imagine having your favorite streamer come into your server, steal all your valuables, bury it, then leave and never find it again.
This continues to be one of my favourite videos
“I’ve been a dirty crime boy for quite a while”
*wilbuR NO-*
:pog:
*wilbuR YES-*
SketchyDoodleDoo I think you meat YES
*WILBUR YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
Yall are thirsty for Wilbur and honestly I kinda relate 👀
Fun fact: the Bible is the most stolen book ever. The runner up is fifty shades of grey.
Some facts are just so weird, you know theyre true just because no sane person could come up with them.
love that
Wasn't it like, The Guinness Book of World Records?
Birk Buhler what if they aren’t sane?
McDabber 420 “most person to steal the Guinness world record book”
How much Wilbur smiled in this video makes me go AWW❤️❤️❤️❤️
Imagine you get chosen, you are watching the stream, and log on and make an awkward moment where you walk in on him stealing.
"they don't know what I'm up to yet" Wilbur you just stole their horse
"they don't know what I'm up to yet" - coronavirus spreading silently around the world 2020
*their hort
@@3nv- my bad 😂
Michaela J My dyslexic ass thought you said House. 🤦🏼♀️
@@raramic lmao so did I.. didn't notice it wasn't house until I read your comment..
Wilbur stays true to his roots by doing the most english thing ever: stealing from other colonies
I feel personally attacked by that.
pretty accurate
Josh Origins extremely accurate. As an English man:I approve.
Sans looks like you’re having a bad time
Born and raised English, I hereby knight Wilbur for honouring his ancestors
can we talk about how wilbur joins his viewers servers and then gets mad when they come up to him and give him stuff LMAO
we need more of this it was funny tbh
the fact that you came on my friends minecraft server, stole her stuff, I’m proud of you
:)))
:
(:
(((:
:)))
Wilbur is looking like he is about to clean the soot out of my chimney for a modest price of 15 shillings.
He is the Soot in your Chimney
he's so tall he'd use himself as a chimney brush
R/rareinsults
Barry bee Benson Colin Fowler I dont think that applies here.
Matthew Roussos meh
That PottertGirl can officially say for the rest of her life "i had wilbur simp for me" and wilbur cannot do anything about it
Is no one gonna talk about how hot wilbur looks in that suit like I'm literally simping over it right now tbh
Wilbur in suspenders and glasses: hot nerd
Wilbur with suspenders no glasses: the dirty crime boiiiii
Yeee dirty crime boiiiiiiii
With glasses and without glasses*
@@jhiaa_ huh? Dorsey crime boy has glasses?
You get what I mean
Problem is which is cuter?
Imagine being the guy that didnt see wilbur behind the wood and getting publicly clowned
The one at 11 minutes? I'm pretty sure he knew Wilbur was there, unless you're usually in the habit of throwing your enchanted diamond sword and axe on the ground for no reason. You can see Wilbur pick them up when he rotates back around the pillar.
11:00
Also I think he’s gonna be made fun of even more for helping a robber.
Doo doot doodoo doot do doot doo DOOT
@@inversefireman doo doot dodoo doot doo doooooOoot
That cult aged pretty... well it certainly aged, to say the least...
Wilbur made everyone’s face as red as the tnt they blew up l’manburg
Doctor: Amish Wilbur doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Amish Wilbur:
Ryan Wheeler he’s not Amish he’s the artful dodger
@@saxx9088Tolladay? More like Holiday. Boom Roasted.
Ryan Wheeler you sound like every five year old I went to school with
@@saxx9088 That's what I was going for my good sir.
Ryan Wheeler well congrats I guess? (btw that isn’t sarcasm)
I love how the second person he joins sees him and instead of getting excited they just say "i see u SOOT" 4:04
Time stamp??
They know he's up to no good lol
Why would they be excited?
@@matten8073 4:04
Wilbur was not that popular back then
i love how this just turned into wilbur playing a minecraft horror map to save a dog
"I've been a dirty crime boy for quite a while"
Lol funny
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the creepy cult house literally a dream cult?
oh my god, I noticed that too.
hehe lost in your own maze
i think it was made before dream became largely popular tho
I was waiting for someone to say this
NooooOoo
No one:
Wilbur: *records evidence of his crimes*
And what if his victims are watching the stream
Genious among men.
Sarah Athome Genuis*
Automatically reminded me of Gentle from my hero academia idek
@@evieuwu5506 awe, Gentle is my favorite villain uwu
Wilbur is the only person who can say "Ladies and gentlemen, we have stolen the Bible" and not get immediately attacked
Love this vid and am rewatching it 2 years later
I'm a very taken gay guy but Wilbur pushing his sleeves up in the intro and calling himself a "dirty crime boy" made me swoon
we all did its ok
? I don't get it
I’m a married panromatic but *damn is he cute.*
same
Damn kinda sad you're not a hooman 😪
wilbur, any other time: nice, innocent, kind
wilbur, wearing suspenders: dirty crime boy
completely incorrect hes always a little bastard
innocent? no he isnt
Wilbur post more plssss I have watched every single one of your vids at least for the past 200 months over and over again
went mining while watching this, the amount of times i thought someone was in the walls near me genuinely made me paranoid
"Ladies and gentlemen, we've stolen the bible!"
"The greatest heist"
English people on their multiple crusades
that's going in the *quote book*
The similarity between Wilbur and a raccoon is crazy.
Both are cute
man, older brother to brother, ay?
"We need some crime."
Well, I guess he got his crime...
This was one of the first streams I watched live it’s very fun to watch back and remember how much fun I had in chat. Hort
I see quarantine has sped up Wilbur’s descent to madness
Sabrina Zheng descent*
TheRealArcher 56789 thanks
spel 100
Well he is a dirty crime boy.
Sped*