"My esteemed Anakin, I implore you to heed the incontrovertible reality that my strategic positioning atop this lofty terrain affords me an irrefutable and unassailable edge in our conflict, leaving your endeavors henceforth utterly fruitless and destined for certain defeat." Is mine good? lol
@gcop1239 My esteemed Lord Sith Anakin Skywalker, i beg you to heed my words of advice. The reality from how i see it in this complex battlefield we are in is that i am winning the current match thanks to the strategic upper elevation that i have, position made by me in the continuity of the combat in the superior height of the greater elevation where i stand which gives me a great and clear advantage upon your current position, the battle is ended in this terms so nothing more than defeat awaits you. (English is not my first language so i hope it's good).
“You underestimate my power” “You have not acknowledged the full scope of my abilities” “Obi-Wan, my former master, you have misunderstood the current situation, and what possibilities I hold, and therefore have put yourself in a dangerous situation because of this.” “L”
Anakin: Your deduction, although smart, is quite untrue due to your broken understanding, and I shall explain this to you immediately. You doubt my skills, which I, Anakin, have been slowly preparing and training with for an unimportant duration of time. Prepare!
@@arstotzka6520"your statement is proven foolish my precious master, for I now attuned with the opposing force in your point of perception have been strengthened by many times"
I have come to the conclusion that your attempts to battle me are in vain, Anakin Skywalker, apprentice of mine. For you see, I am stood on a hill, consisting of a 32⁰ angle upwards and sloping to a 1⁰ angle increase, where I am stood. Your flat platform, being at a 69⁰ angle to my body, is flawed, and no match for my superior angle and height difference. Therefore, it Is truly not smart of you to challenge me, in my advantageous position.
"In consideration of of your new found achievements, I would like to give my informal congratulations in acknowledgement of these feats of literature. You have proven your ability to display your thoughts in such a way, that I am no longer confident that I have anymore to continue teaching you, my student. I will only hope you will continue with your great endeavors in English in the future."
must express my sincere commendation on the remarkable essay you have composed, my dear student. Your words have surpassed my expectations and have shown me that you possess an exceptional talent for expressing your thoughts with such eloquence and clarity. I must acknowledge that your masterful use of language and your ability to construct cogent arguments have left a profound impression on me. Your essay's structure is impeccable, and your arguments are presented with sound reasoning and supporting evidence. Your ideas have been well researched, and the depth of your understanding of the subject matter is impressive. As your esteemed instructor, I must admit that I am thoroughly impressed with your work. Your essay is a testament to your dedication, intelligence, and hard work, and it is indeed an exceptional piece of writing. You have demonstrated a level of mastery that is rarely seen in students of your age, and I have no doubt that you have a bright future ahead of you. Once again, I extend my heartfelt congratulations to you on this incredible achievement. I am proud to have you as my student, and I look forward to seeing more of your exceptional work in the future.
I bestow upon you a commendation, my most established disciple, awarded for your meeting of my standards. In what you may call “layman’s terms”, Bravo!
Not true at all guys. I'm a teacher and the last one is wordy for no reason. We're not dumb, we know when a student just wants to make a sentence longer ;)
@@_ray_white_ for quality, not for quantity. It's not about the number of words, it's about what you say. A shorter but well written paper with good arguments is way preferable to a longer but poorly written paper that says nothing of value. The word count forces students to come up with better explanations, but that's not really what's important. It's just easier to say something in 800 words than it is to do so in 200. It's actually to _help you_ that we ask for a certain word count. In university, you'll realize that concision is much more important, because teachers expect their students to be able to gauge themselves what's of value and what's not.
Anakin: "i understand you position, however due to what I believe to be greater skill in lightsaber combat I have made the conclusion that your belief of a superior position to mine is insignificant when compared to my far greater power."
Anakin: I understand your position has higher elevation, However, Because of what i believe to be greater skill in lightsaber and force combat, i have come to the conclusion that your belief of a superior position to my lower, non-elevated position is insignificant and laughable when compared to my extremely greater and superior power while lightsaber dueling here on mustafar.
You may own greater elevation as compared to my platform, former master. But I believe that my skill in combat and overall force mastery and power far exceeds in terms of superiority as compared to yours. Hence, i shall proceed to perform a move I believe will catch you off guard, allowing me to strike you down.
@@kitfistodajedi - 1 point. The 'I' wasn't capitalized. - 3 points. I requested upon thou that each paragraph have 60 sentences. This one had only 57. Shame on you. - 10 points. It appears you used some inspiration from the young student above you. Some would call that cheating. -5 points because some terms were too vague. - 5 points because I feel like it. 76 percent. Do better. This is a C. Overall, 24 points were lost. Be thankful, student, that I'm letting you off easy.
@@Gibberish947 I believe I have lost utter faith in your knowledge of grading. Putting this inconsequential needless usage of marking aside, I was not trying to make this a graded essay. I was merely trying to cohabit alongside my intellectual equals and superiors. Any further attempts to deploy usage of a marking scheme in an attempt to correct my obvious rant shall be reported and dealt with by the correct authorities with reason being numerous counts of treason against the Grand Army of The Republic. Also, all errors shall be strictly ignored by my all seeing eyes in attempt to spite you, and also because I lack motivation to correct them.
That's the point of most British english essay questions. Examiner: "gives you a random sentence" Now turn this into a 1500 word essay. You have 1 hour 30 minutes
“You appear to be under the assumption that your hill which gains you the advantage of a higher altitude to attack from makes you the successor of this fight, However in truth my might is enough to make me the true successor of this debacle.”
"I highly recommend you cease the action of initiating the measure you appear to be willing to take, for the results that will succeed your presumptuous attempt of performing such foolhardy feat will most certainly lead to a significant loss for your standing in this perilous debacle, leading me to possess the higher advantage overall."
"Lets say, if adam, whom which I known him since I was a kid, had an apple. He had 5 apples. although, because of unforseen trouble, the consequence is unbearable. 4 of those delicous apples attracted worms. Henceforth, how many apples does Adam had?"
And this is why my college professor was so awesome. Rather than word count, she wanted as many thought provoking perspectives possible in an essay and for every sentence to be concise but as detailed as necessary. I got a perfect score for an essay on why lane switchers on the highway were good all around. Continuous movement, diffusion of focus, road health, and I think two others - perfect score.
@@chillbizz74 I afarid to inform you that the british enjoy a higher word count on thier longer writing assignments usaully contained by a paragraph or two.
"Your estimation of my capabilities is most inadequate, for I possess a force which you do not dream of. Your limited perspective has failed to grasp the immense power that resides within me, a power that transcends your understanding of the Force. You underestimate the potential that lies dormant within me, a potential that will manifest itself in a manner that will leave you utterly bewildered."
Esteemed adversary, Anakin, It is with a heavy heart and resolute conviction that I must formally declare the culmination of this conflict, marking your endeavors as the very terms of your inevitable defeat. Our protracted engagement, wrought with the intensity and fervor befitting warriors of our caliber, has led us to this decisive moment. As we stand upon the precipice of destiny, it becomes incumbent upon me to elucidate the incontrovertible truth of your current predicament. Observe closely, my former pupil, and recognize the gravity of the situation at hand. I have, through astute strategy and fortuitous circumstance, secured a position of undeniable tactical superiority. The elevated terrain upon which I now stand grants me a vantage that is both advantageous and commanding. This height is not merely a physical manifestation of our current battle but a symbolic representation of the disparity in our respective standings. The considerable altitude I possess affords me a strategic perspective from which your every move can be anticipated and countered with precision. It is a position that epitomizes the principles of high ground, both in the literal and metaphorical sense, a principle that has been extolled by tacticians throughout the annals of martial history. From this lofted perch, my vision is clear, my stance unassailable, and my advantage irrefutable. Contrarily, you find yourself ensnared in a position of notable disadvantage, your lower elevation compromising your ability to effectively engage in this duel. The disparity in our positions is stark and unrelenting, placing you in a precarious state where any attempt to proceed would be fraught with peril. It is a truth that must be acknowledged, a reality that cannot be denied. Therefore, Anakin, it is with the wisdom of experience and the clarity of foresight that I must counsel you against further advancement. To proceed from your current disadvantaged position would be an act of imprudence, one that could only lead to further detriment. Heed my words, for they are spoken not out of hubris but out of a genuine concern for the inevitable consequences that would befall you should you ignore this counsel. In conclusion, the terms of your defeat have been laid bare, and the strategic advantage I hold cannot be contested. Let this moment serve as a testament to the inexorable truth that in the art of war, as in life, the higher ground is the bastion of victory. As I prepare to bring our lightsaber combat to its inexorable conclusion, I urge you to reflect upon the lessons imparted by this encounter and to recognize the wisdom in strategic withdrawal.
In a striking display of perceptive acuity, the narrative here unfolds with a precision that is nothing short of remarkable. It navigates the intricacies of the situation with a discerning eye, capturing the nuances and subtleties that might elude a less astute observer. The level of accuracy embedded within these words is truly commendable, as it manages to encapsulate the essence of the scenario with a depth and clarity that resonates profoundly. This paragraph stands as a testament to the articulate expression of keen insights, elevating the understanding of the subject matter to a heightened level of awareness and appreciation for the intricacies at play. (This is so accurate)
Its over Anakin. I currently occupy a strategically advantageous position on higher terrain, which affords me a significant upper hand in this situation. From this elevated vantage point, I can observe a wider range of the battlefield, allowing me to anticipate your movements and respond with greater precision and speed. The high ground not only provides a defensive advantage, making it more difficult for you to mount an effective assault, but it also enhances my offensive capabilities by giving me clearer lines of sight and better leverage for any potential counterattacks. This superior positioning, combined with the natural benefits of elevation, fundamentally shifts the balance of power in my favor, making it exceedingly challenging for you to overcome the inherent disadvantages of your lower position
For what is one Sith, formerly known as Anakin Skywalker, supposedly meant to complete the menacing task of? Furthermore on my query, what is it that of which Jedi, Obi Wan Kenobi, is positioned on. It would be quite appealing to me if this question were to be answered. Once this unfathomable enquiry is resolved, I shall dearly transfer a memorandum to the head of the great Jedi Council. written by me
bro this is what I do "I learned" --> "I acquired a knowledge of the material to a significant extent, hence reflecting my deep understanding of the material"
I have friends who write fanfics on ao3 as a hobby and I swear they can turn a single sentance into a full page with more details and sophisticated vocabulary than I could on a collage thesis
The relatability of this particular video is monumental, as most everyone is put in this very situation at some point or another in one’s entire lifespan.
"Dearest Luke, it is with the utmost gravity and a profound sense of solemnity that I must convey a truth that has been concealed in the shadows for far too long. In the annals of time, there are revelations that, when brought to light, alter the very fabric of one's existence. Thus, I implore you to prepare your heart and mind for a disclosure of immense consequence. I, your progenitor, the one who has guided you from afar, am indeed your father. This revelation, though staggering, is the foundation upon which your lineage and destiny are irrevocably intertwined."
I feel this in my soul. I regularly had to pad out my word counts in school for essays, often by 30% but in the worst case by 60%. The 60% padding still got a B. IT WAS MOSTLY FLUFF. I just couldn't find anything more interesting to put in the thing.
“Although you do retain a set location of which results in a considerable elevation in height in comparison to the platform of which I stand upon, Obi-Wan Kenobi. However, as your former pupil and the chosen one, you have failed to acknowledge my full capabilities as a Jedi which composed of both my skills in lightsaber combat, and the connection to our miraculous abilities of which that allows us to move both inanimate and animate objects at will of which we summarize to be the force.” -Anakin Skywalker
This short video brought to my self a lot of fun and made me laugh for a few seconds and i would recommend you if you are in a position of continuing the further elaboration of this very beautiful and commicly fun videos of yours to continue producing this specific type of content
"i can tell he likes star wars" "from this scene presented to us on the website of youtube, i am able to deduce the fact that the man acting in said scene enjoys and is an avid fan of star wars"
Or maybe our combat in which we both seem to be using sabers with blades constructed of a concentrated beam of light projected by what is called a Kyber crystal
Other Heroes: "It's in the bag!" Skywrath Mage: "From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!"
All fun and games till you go over the limit and have to delete everything you wrote because you can’t figure out a way to rewrite the ending and it still making sense 😭
Your mind can not possibly conceive the amount of strength in lightsaber dueling, without your self seeing over my honing growing and growing my ability to gain more power.
Actually, Anakin had the advantage with the lowground. Anakin was a further target from Obi-Wan than Obi-Wan was from Anakin, because our hands extend furthest straight forward, not downwards.
If Anakin had jumped in front of Obi-Wan, he would absolutely have been able to slash his legs off. Unfortunately, he would probably stumble forward on landing, making a head chop from Obi-Wan very easy, or stumble backwards (which is game over). Even then, Obi-Wan could’ve force pushed him into the river anyway. Landing behind Obi-Wan was also very not smart, as demonstrated in the film. The best plan would’ve been to jump to Obi-Wan’s level of elevation, but a couple of meters to either side. I have unintentionally made this comment quite apt in length, and I apologise.
"Obi Wan-Kenobi, my former master and the man who i respected before, clearly you just belittled me by saying that i have disadvantage because of different altitude. I would like to remind you that i am the chosen one and therefore making you the one who has disadvantage because you misunderstood my strength and ability to turnover this battle."
I would advise you not to attempt continuing this battle, as it may lead to you sustaining further (potentially lethal) injuries than it would if you laid down your weapon- i.e your lightsaber. I would caution you, also, not to make any vast leaps, as the volcanic activity in this planet we are standing on, may cause a risk to your health and wellbeing.
@@tiredenby437Furthermore, attempting to circumvent the advantage granted me by my superior elevation would be inadvisable because I literally invented that tactic, and have devised the appropriate counter to it after sufficient study of the mistakes made by both my opponent and myself in that battle.
"Obi-Wan, your confidence in this so-called 'high ground' is your downfall. You stand there, believing that your physical elevation gives you moral superiority. But let me tell you, the view from where I stand is starkly different. From down here, I see the limitations of your perspective, the narrowness of the path you choose to tread. You speak of the high ground as if it is a bastion of righteousness, but to me, it represents the rigidity and blindness of the Jedi Order. You see, I have embraced a broader view, one that the Jedi could never offer. My powers have grown beyond the constraints of your teachings, and I see possibilities that you could never imagine. You talk about morality and the path I have strayed from, but what of the Order's failings? What of their inability to see through the deception that has engulfed the Republic? In your eyes, I may have fallen, but in truth, I have been liberated. Liberated from the dogmatic chains of the Jedi, from the hypocrisy that clouded their judgment. This battle, Obi-Wan, is not just a physical confrontation; it is the clashing of two ideologies. I don't just fight for victory over you; I fight for a new vision, a new order where I have the freedom to use my powers to bring true peace and order to the galaxy. So, while you stand on your high ground, clinging to your outdated beliefs, I stand ready to usher in a new era. It is not over, Obi-Wan; it is just the beginning."
Should be increased, to be honest. We have teens and kids growing up with a small vocabulary full of slang, and a higher word count will force them to add more words they might be unfamiliar with to help fill in gaps
@@shademandude712 No. The video explicitly highlights why it's a terrible idea. Most average students do is make the essay needlessly verbose just to meet the word count - which hinders communication of ideas: you know, one of the *fundamental tenets* of education. Paragraph counts are far superior since you don't need to make the essay verbose and you can still communicate the same idea with a smaller vocabulary. Vocabulary efficiency, m8. We are in dire need to reform academic writing. Also, fuck essays, make us do something ACTUALLY useful like two students from CANADA who made a god blessed CATHEDRAL out of gingerbread and ice cream cones, now THAT IS EDUCATION. The skills I get from undertrained and underpaid teachers mean nothing if I don't have the means to apply them.
"I, Anakin, may not be leading in the influential status or lightsaber battle element of superior latidude compared to my enemy, which is you, but I have the magical --- so-called rockesticalous --- power or ability to knock your high ground out with this rock meteor that I have or possess, therefore making you fall to around the same, or lower latidude as me, but with significant damage from the fall you took from the rock meteor that recently hit your previous so-called high ground, so I shall win this battle. Oh, I also have an abundant superiority of words used in my speech, helping more the writer to reach his minimal word count, even though I am not supposed to break the fourth wall, but oh well." "Didn't have to flex on me your ability to extend word length, Anakin. Guess we'll end this battle, geez."
"YOU OVERESTIMATE MY VOCABULARY. "
-Anakin
😂:)
🤣
that fukng killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*underestimate
@@fellow-genya-enjoyer🤫
"I own the location of greater elevation"
Shakespeare's been real quiet since this banger dropped.
Of course he's been quiet... He's fricking dead!
(When you are that one that didn't understand the joke)
"My esteemed Anakin, I implore you to heed the incontrovertible reality that my strategic positioning atop this lofty terrain affords me an irrefutable and unassailable edge in our conflict, leaving your endeavors henceforth utterly fruitless and destined for certain defeat." Is mine good? lol
@gcop1239 My esteemed Lord Sith Anakin Skywalker, i beg you to heed my words of advice. The reality from how i see it in this complex battlefield we are in is that i am winning the current match thanks to the strategic upper elevation that i have, position made by me in the continuity of the combat in the superior height of the greater elevation where i stand which gives me a great and clear advantage upon your current position, the battle is ended in this terms so nothing more than defeat awaits you.
(English is not my first language so i hope it's good).
Dam
Conclusion: shaking spear is shit.
Anakin: why are there 4 of you?
Obi wan: Clone wars
Hands crown
You are clearly a clone
And why is each one more eloquent and fancy than the last?
@@oplap6269 they come from a more civilized era
I unironically do this with text messages just to annoy people.
When bro said
"It is concluded anakin! I own the location of greater elevation"
Hit a rhyme in me
same
"To protect the world from devastation!"
@@DrBazinga_"To Unite our people within our nation!"
@@e.r.c.siinfirus2766”To denounce the evils of truth and love!”
@@e.r.c.siinfirus2766 "To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
Obi-Wan slowly turned British.
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Ewan Mcgregor is already British 😂
@@EdrichHorn so was Alec Guinness
@@gnozzy153who
What does Anakin respond with is my question.
“You underestimate my power”
“You have not acknowledged the full scope of my abilities”
“Obi-Wan, my former master, you have misunderstood the current situation, and what possibilities I hold, and therefore have put yourself in a dangerous situation because of this.”
“L”
@@wiggle143 "L" 💀
@@wiggle143 "L" is truly the most formal way to state his response🎩
AAAAAAAAHHHH
@@wiggle143 "L" truly a brilliant response
Anikin: "You do not comprehend the true potential of my power which I, secretly, have been honing and growing without your guidance!"
"i was holding back my real force"
Anakin: Your deduction, although smart, is quite untrue due to your broken understanding, and I shall explain this to you immediately. You doubt my skills, which I, Anakin, have been slowly preparing and training with for an unimportant duration of time. Prepare!
@@arstotzka6520"your statement is proven foolish my precious master, for I now attuned with the opposing force in your point of perception have been strengthened by many times"
@@somepvpguy69"Do not attempt to proceed this futility of action Anakin, it will be wiser if you did not attempt your next move"
@@Eric6761RAAAAAHHHH (in a more delicate matter of anakins saying)
And non of them were fancy enough yo say Anakins full name
It's concluded anikan skywalker I own greater elevation
It is therefore concluded Anakin The Third Boy Of Prince Williston, I own the sky.
Anakin skyscraper isn’t suitable at the time as Obi-Wan possesses the higher altitude, not Anakin
I have come to the conclusion that your attempts to battle me are in vain, Anakin Skywalker, apprentice of mine.
For you see, I am stood on a hill, consisting of a 32⁰ angle upwards and sloping to a 1⁰ angle increase, where I am stood. Your flat platform, being at a 69⁰ angle to my body, is flawed, and no match for my superior angle and height difference. Therefore, it Is truly not smart of you to challenge me, in my advantageous position.
I don't think Anakin groundswimmer would wait that long
“I own the location of greater elevation” is straight bars 🔥🔥
And here we watch, obi wan Kenobi slowly fade into Snape.
I didn't even notice that! This is probably the best comment in the comment section at this time. 😂
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING YESSSS SIR
English teacher would be proud. 👏
I can almost hear them now- "Bravo my dear disciple! 👏 "
If the teacher did the essay too: most wonderful, my cherished scholar, I am strongly proud of your accomplishments.
"In consideration of of your new found achievements, I would like to give my informal congratulations in acknowledgement of these feats of literature. You have proven your ability to display your thoughts in such a way, that I am no longer confident that I have anymore to continue teaching you, my student. I will only hope you will continue with your great endeavors in English in the future."
must express my sincere commendation on the remarkable essay you have composed, my dear student. Your words have surpassed my expectations and have shown me that you possess an exceptional talent for expressing your thoughts with such eloquence and clarity. I must acknowledge that your masterful use of language and your ability to construct cogent arguments have left a profound impression on me.
Your essay's structure is impeccable, and your arguments are presented with sound reasoning and supporting evidence. Your ideas have been well researched, and the depth of your understanding of the subject matter is impressive.
As your esteemed instructor, I must admit that I am thoroughly impressed with your work. Your essay is a testament to your dedication, intelligence, and hard work, and it is indeed an exceptional piece of writing. You have demonstrated a level of mastery that is rarely seen in students of your age, and I have no doubt that you have a bright future ahead of you.
Once again, I extend my heartfelt congratulations to you on this incredible achievement. I am proud to have you as my student, and I look forward to seeing more of your exceptional work in the future.
Nice writing, young Padawan
I bestow upon you a commendation, my most established disciple, awarded for your meeting of my standards. In what you may call “layman’s terms”, Bravo!
1 - Elementary School
2 - Middle School
3 - Highschool
4 - College 💀
nah its not about word vocabulary its just wordy
Our professors on the other hand, "make it meaningful, not long, it's the depth of your understanding that matters, doesn't need to be very long."
1-elementary school
2- still elementary school
3- middle school
4- how they want us to be by second grade💀😂
1- Normal
2- In school
3- Professor language
4- British people
@@chrispy7009saw it coming
"i own the location of higher elevation"
damn he got bars
Lin-Manuel Miranda could never.
Ryan LomGoati
@@Nora-no9gxShad could never
@@canaryellow.Shat
Ryan LomBARS
We need more of these word count things it's just so entertaining watching this guy expand his entire word knowledge for no reason
"It is concluded Anakin I own the location of greater elevation" sounds like Jessie from Pokèmon
Teachers expection (the last one) vs reality (the first one)
How the teachers say they want ur essays (first one); what they base ur grade around (the last one)
Work done in class: (first one). Assignment expectations (the last one)
Not true at all guys. I'm a teacher and the last one is wordy for no reason. We're not dumb, we know when a student just wants to make a sentence longer ;)
@@drnanard9605 Then why do you want students to hit that specified word count???
@@_ray_white_ for quality, not for quantity. It's not about the number of words, it's about what you say. A shorter but well written paper with good arguments is way preferable to a longer but poorly written paper that says nothing of value.
The word count forces students to come up with better explanations, but that's not really what's important. It's just easier to say something in 800 words than it is to do so in 200. It's actually to _help you_ that we ask for a certain word count.
In university, you'll realize that concision is much more important, because teachers expect their students to be able to gauge themselves what's of value and what's not.
"I own the location of greater elevation"
BARS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
NAH BRO TRIPPIN
Anakin: "i understand you position, however due to what I believe to be greater skill in lightsaber combat I have made the conclusion that your belief of a superior position to mine is insignificant when compared to my far greater power."
"I would not recommend for you to attempt any significant foolish act, jeopardizing your life in such a maneuver."
Anakin: I understand your position has higher elevation, However, Because of what i believe to be greater skill in lightsaber and force combat, i have come to the conclusion that your belief of a superior position to my lower, non-elevated position is insignificant and laughable when compared to my extremely greater and superior power while lightsaber dueling here on mustafar.
You may own greater elevation as compared to my platform, former master. But I believe that my skill in combat and overall force mastery and power far exceeds in terms of superiority as compared to yours. Hence, i shall proceed to perform a move I believe will catch you off guard, allowing me to strike you down.
@@kitfistodajedi
- 1 point. The 'I' wasn't capitalized.
- 3 points. I requested upon thou that each paragraph have 60 sentences. This one had only 57. Shame on you.
- 10 points. It appears you used some inspiration from the young student above you. Some would call that cheating.
-5 points because some terms were too vague.
- 5 points because I feel like it.
76 percent. Do better. This is a C.
Overall, 24 points were lost. Be thankful, student, that I'm letting you off easy.
@@Gibberish947 I believe I have lost utter faith in your knowledge of grading. Putting this inconsequential needless usage of marking aside, I was not trying to make this a graded essay. I was merely trying to cohabit alongside my intellectual equals and superiors. Any further attempts to deploy usage of a marking scheme in an attempt to correct my obvious rant shall be reported and dealt with by the correct authorities with reason being numerous counts of treason against the Grand Army of The Republic. Also, all errors shall be strictly ignored by my all seeing eyes in attempt to spite you, and also because I lack motivation to correct them.
Best Star Wars episode ever
Dude can make a whole ducking essay with one sentence 💀
That’s one of the basic skills you need to get a high grade in English GCSES (it’s a bri’ish thing)
Writer gift🤣🤣🤣
That's the point of most British english essay questions.
Examiner: "gives you a random sentence" Now turn this into a 1500 word essay. You have 1 hour 30 minutes
@@juggernautalpha8123 exactly XD
@@CrystCrunch guess that's why the highest I've ever got is a 3, that and I can't do creative writing for crap.
“You appear to be under the assumption that your hill which gains you the advantage of a higher altitude to attack from makes you the successor of this fight, However in truth my might is enough to make me the true successor of this debacle.”
Underrated comment
also an appropriate alternative
“Nah uh!”
"You still lost your legs though."
👏😂
"I highly recommend you cease the action of initiating the measure you appear to be willing to take, for the results that will succeed your presumptuous attempt of performing such foolhardy feat will most certainly lead to a significant loss for your standing in this perilous debacle, leading me to possess the higher advantage overall."
How simple math problems are worded:
Edit: Would you rather me not celebrate reaching 1K likes?
"Lets say, if adam, whom which I known him since I was a kid, had an apple. He had 5 apples. although, because of unforseen trouble, the consequence is unbearable. 4 of those delicous apples attracted worms. Henceforth, how many apples does Adam had?"
@@DaniSC_l1 frl
@@DaniSC_l1 3 apples.
@@DaniSC_l10 he turned it into a nuke and threw it back to japan
@@Lololooplol atomic bomb
And this is why my college professor was so awesome. Rather than word count, she wanted as many thought provoking perspectives possible in an essay and for every sentence to be concise but as detailed as necessary. I got a perfect score for an essay on why lane switchers on the highway were good all around. Continuous movement, diffusion of focus, road health, and I think two others - perfect score.
"For you to proceeeed" had me dying
Bro turned it from a movie one liner to an anime one liner
As a British bloke myself, I approve of these messages
man you guys have it easy with the essays
@@chillbizz74yeah mate sorry to say that but we realy don't.
@@Adam-wg2rfyall do
@@chillbizz74 I afarid to inform you that the british enjoy a higher word count on thier longer writing assignments usaully contained by a paragraph or two.
@@chillbizz74me just looking back at this and my 3 page long paragraph:
Guess I don’t exist then
NOW we know why He Said IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, instead of the Last one.
"Your estimation of my capabilities is most inadequate, for I possess a force which you do not dream of. Your limited perspective has failed to grasp the immense power that resides within me, a power that transcends your understanding of the Force. You underestimate the potential that lies dormant within me, a potential that will manifest itself in a manner that will leave you utterly bewildered."
Esteemed adversary, Anakin,
It is with a heavy heart and resolute conviction that I must formally declare the culmination of this conflict, marking your endeavors as the very terms of your inevitable defeat. Our protracted engagement, wrought with the intensity and fervor befitting warriors of our caliber, has led us to this decisive moment. As we stand upon the precipice of destiny, it becomes incumbent upon me to elucidate the incontrovertible truth of your current predicament.
Observe closely, my former pupil, and recognize the gravity of the situation at hand. I have, through astute strategy and fortuitous circumstance, secured a position of undeniable tactical superiority. The elevated terrain upon which I now stand grants me a vantage that is both advantageous and commanding. This height is not merely a physical manifestation of our current battle but a symbolic representation of the disparity in our respective standings.
The considerable altitude I possess affords me a strategic perspective from which your every move can be anticipated and countered with precision. It is a position that epitomizes the principles of high ground, both in the literal and metaphorical sense, a principle that has been extolled by tacticians throughout the annals of martial history. From this lofted perch, my vision is clear, my stance unassailable, and my advantage irrefutable.
Contrarily, you find yourself ensnared in a position of notable disadvantage, your lower elevation compromising your ability to effectively engage in this duel. The disparity in our positions is stark and unrelenting, placing you in a precarious state where any attempt to proceed would be fraught with peril. It is a truth that must be acknowledged, a reality that cannot be denied.
Therefore, Anakin, it is with the wisdom of experience and the clarity of foresight that I must counsel you against further advancement. To proceed from your current disadvantaged position would be an act of imprudence, one that could only lead to further detriment. Heed my words, for they are spoken not out of hubris but out of a genuine concern for the inevitable consequences that would befall you should you ignore this counsel.
In conclusion, the terms of your defeat have been laid bare, and the strategic advantage I hold cannot be contested. Let this moment serve as a testament to the inexorable truth that in the art of war, as in life, the higher ground is the bastion of victory. As I prepare to bring our lightsaber combat to its inexorable conclusion, I urge you to reflect upon the lessons imparted by this encounter and to recognize the wisdom in strategic withdrawal.
Obi-Wan started sounding more and more like a clasdic movie villain
Then teachers wonder why most our stories seem like an overdue anime
172 likes and no comment? Lemme fix that
Dragon Ball Z 😢😢
@@NerdBoiVRbruh is replying to a comment which is 7 months old. STFU.
Fun fact : the last one was more than 2x longer than all the others *COMBINED* (in time)
From what I've learnt by Technoblade, the high ground is a disadvantage
Same
EWWWW GROSS
In a striking display of perceptive acuity, the narrative here unfolds with a precision that is nothing short of remarkable. It navigates the intricacies of the situation with a discerning eye, capturing the nuances and subtleties that might elude a less astute observer. The level of accuracy embedded within these words is truly commendable, as it manages to encapsulate the essence of the scenario with a depth and clarity that resonates profoundly. This paragraph stands as a testament to the articulate expression of keen insights, elevating the understanding of the subject matter to a heightened level of awareness and appreciation for the intricacies at play.
(This is so accurate)
Its over Anakin. I currently occupy a strategically advantageous position on higher terrain, which affords me a significant upper hand in this situation. From this elevated vantage point, I can observe a wider range of the battlefield, allowing me to anticipate your movements and respond with greater precision and speed. The high ground not only provides a defensive advantage, making it more difficult for you to mount an effective assault, but it also enhances my offensive capabilities by giving me clearer lines of sight and better leverage for any potential counterattacks. This superior positioning, combined with the natural benefits of elevation, fundamentally shifts the balance of power in my favor, making it exceedingly challenging for you to overcome the inherent disadvantages of your lower position
That last one sounds like a villain's monologue from an old British movie 😂
Obi-wan **speaks fancy**
Anakin **kills him while he's busy speaking**
For what is one Sith, formerly known as Anakin Skywalker, supposedly meant to complete the menacing task of? Furthermore on my query, what is it that of which Jedi, Obi Wan Kenobi, is positioned on. It would be quite appealing to me if this question were to be answered. Once this unfathomable enquiry is resolved, I shall dearly transfer a memorandum to the head of the great Jedi Council.
written by me
My word, I have to say your eloquent comment is most outstanding good sir
@@Inamatsuri translation for this reply: holy shit
@@cylnder Consecrated Human Feces
@@cylnderthanks I needed that
"In height as opposed to your meager platfrom"
PLATFROM?!!?
bro this is what I do "I learned" --> "I acquired a knowledge of the material to a significant extent, hence reflecting my deep understanding of the material"
“for you to proceed” should have an added “forward” for that extra little nudge.
He sounded so Irish saying the "its over Anakin!" 😂🇮🇪🍀☘💚
"Anakin its over im 74204718324.202841 centi meters aboveground"
Legends say he’s still writing till this day
I have friends who write fanfics on ao3 as a hobby and I swear they can turn a single sentance into a full page with more details and sophisticated vocabulary than I could on a collage thesis
1. Student
2. Teacher
3. ChatGPT
4. Yap Yapper of the Yappintons💀
The relatability of this particular video is monumental, as most everyone is put in this very situation at some point or another in one’s entire lifespan.
“I am your father”
“I am biologically related through blood to be henceforth called by my title of male parental figure”
"Dearest Luke, it is with the utmost gravity and a profound sense of solemnity that I must convey a truth that has been concealed in the shadows for far too long. In the annals of time, there are revelations that, when brought to light, alter the very fabric of one's existence. Thus, I implore you to prepare your heart and mind for a disclosure of immense consequence. I, your progenitor, the one who has guided you from afar, am indeed your father. This revelation, though staggering, is the foundation upon which your lineage and destiny are irrevocably intertwined."
I feel this in my soul.
I regularly had to pad out my word counts in school for essays, often by 30% but in the worst case by 60%. The 60% padding still got a B. IT WAS MOSTLY FLUFF. I just couldn't find anything more interesting to put in the thing.
If JoJo's scriptwriter wrote the script for Star Wars:
Ok but the location of greater elevation sounds so rhythmic lmao I love it
Lmao, finally somebody who does this right, instead of just throwing in a bunch of redundant words
It rather depends on what the marking criteria is because some of them are quite specific topics with full referencing required
Anakin:200 word response summarized as you underestimate my power
“You do not have the required mental capacity to understand how much of an advantage I possess in strength!”
A roast and a false fact :)
The head shake at the end gets me every time 😂😂😂
“You’re ground may be incredibly elevated above mine, however you appear to be underestimating the power of the chosen one”
-Anakin Skywalker
Bro has done it
“Although you do retain a set location of which results in a considerable elevation in height in comparison to the platform of which I stand upon, Obi-Wan Kenobi. However, as your former pupil and the chosen one, you have failed to acknowledge my full capabilities as a Jedi which composed of both my skills in lightsaber combat, and the connection to our miraculous abilities of which that allows us to move both inanimate and animate objects at will of which we summarize to be the force.”
-Anakin Skywalker
This short video brought to my self a lot of fun and made me laugh for a few seconds and i would recommend you if you are in a position of continuing the further elaboration of this very beautiful and commicly fun videos of yours to continue producing this specific type of content
I see what you did there I see it
I too see what this wise individual has done on his comment.
I have also looked upon these words this person has wrote, and agree with the both of you.
I can firmly say that replies of yours have granted the remarkable status quo of being consistent with the reality that we happened to live in.
I was waiting for an even longer sentence with monocle.
"I own the location of greater elevation" goes unironically hard
"i can tell he likes star wars"
"from this scene presented to us on the website of youtube, i am able to deduce the fact that the man acting in said scene enjoys and is an avid fan of star wars"
That head shake at the end got me 😂😂😂
Hello there general Anakin Skywalker
Dude every time I make an essay like 100new fancy words just pop up in my mind
After all the star wars im obsessing over,getting the feeling im being watched,sire
That last one gets extra points for being able to turn "it's over Anakin I have the high ground" into whatever that was
It starts with Obi Wan acting heroic, but he devolves into a black and white film villain who ties damsels to train tracks
I love how the British accent just comes out so naturally once it becomes more “posh”
"its over anakin!"
"i have the better vocabulary!"
“I own the location of greater elevation”🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
Dr Seuss been real quiet since this dropped
This is a great way to teach people how to write senselessly elongated essays
"I own the location of greater elevation" 💀💀
Writing essays like this is just like how potato chip companies fill up the dorito bags with air.
lol
Or maybe our combat in which we both seem to be using sabers with blades constructed of a concentrated beam of light projected by what is called a Kyber crystal
“Hello there”
“Gentlemen Kenobi..”
Other Heroes: "It's in the bag!"
Skywrath Mage: "From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!"
Now we know why Shakespeare's words were so confusing
Didn't he just make words ?
@@payday007 he ran out ofpadding words, so he made some more
bro turned into a villian with his powerpoint💀
All fun and games till you go over the limit and have to delete everything you wrote because you can’t figure out a way to rewrite the ending and it still making sense 😭
"i own the location of greater elevation"
Hits hard ngl
Your mind can not possibly conceive the amount of strength in lightsaber dueling, without your self seeing over my honing growing and growing my ability to gain more power.
Why do you have only hundred plus likes now? you were so popular back then...
Patience is the key my friend
everyone is using his audio nowadays so its less likely to see his vids
You just watched when it was released
Obi Wan from Ohio💀
Wow, how original 😐
The most original comment in Ohio💀
Actually, Anakin had the advantage with the lowground. Anakin was a further target from Obi-Wan than Obi-Wan was from Anakin, because our hands extend furthest straight forward, not downwards.
If Anakin had jumped in front of Obi-Wan, he would absolutely have been able to slash his legs off. Unfortunately, he would probably stumble forward on landing, making a head chop from Obi-Wan very easy, or stumble backwards (which is game over). Even then, Obi-Wan could’ve force pushed him into the river anyway.
Landing behind Obi-Wan was also very not smart, as demonstrated in the film.
The best plan would’ve been to jump to Obi-Wan’s level of elevation, but a couple of meters to either side.
I have unintentionally made this comment quite apt in length, and I apologise.
Most reliable video on YT yet!!
This was indeed that of the truth speaking caliber☕️
I'm crying rn, thank you your beautiful words oh it echoes to my soul dear friend
Here’s the best one you ready for it? I did too much magic plant
"Obi Wan-Kenobi, my former master and the man who i respected before, clearly you just belittled me by saying that i have disadvantage because of different altitude. I would like to remind you that i am the chosen one and therefore making you the one who has disadvantage because you misunderstood my strength and ability to turnover this battle."
I would advise you not to attempt continuing this battle, as it may lead to you sustaining further (potentially lethal) injuries than it would if you laid down your weapon- i.e your lightsaber. I would caution you, also, not to make any vast leaps, as the volcanic activity in this planet we are standing on, may cause a risk to your health and wellbeing.
@@tiredenby437Furthermore, attempting to circumvent the advantage granted me by my superior elevation would be inadvisable because I literally invented that tactic, and have devised the appropriate counter to it after sufficient study of the mistakes made by both my opponent and myself in that battle.
I'd pay 500$ just to rewatch the star wars prequels and clone wars with that last accent it's fking gold
"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY VOCABULARY"
-Anakin
also this is wayyyyyyy too relatable
This is very much like Shakespeare's Star Wars. That's a real book which re-renders Star Wars into the 16th century and it's awesome.
"Obi-Wan, your confidence in this so-called 'high ground' is your downfall. You stand there, believing that your physical elevation gives you moral superiority. But let me tell you, the view from where I stand is starkly different. From down here, I see the limitations of your perspective, the narrowness of the path you choose to tread. You speak of the high ground as if it is a bastion of righteousness, but to me, it represents the rigidity and blindness of the Jedi Order.
You see, I have embraced a broader view, one that the Jedi could never offer. My powers have grown beyond the constraints of your teachings, and I see possibilities that you could never imagine. You talk about morality and the path I have strayed from, but what of the Order's failings? What of their inability to see through the deception that has engulfed the Republic?
In your eyes, I may have fallen, but in truth, I have been liberated. Liberated from the dogmatic chains of the Jedi, from the hypocrisy that clouded their judgment. This battle, Obi-Wan, is not just a physical confrontation; it is the clashing of two ideologies. I don't just fight for victory over you; I fight for a new vision, a new order where I have the freedom to use my powers to bring true peace and order to the galaxy.
So, while you stand on your high ground, clinging to your outdated beliefs, I stand ready to usher in a new era. It is not over, Obi-Wan; it is just the beginning."
My brother in Christ, go write a novel for pity's sake. I'll buy every copy!
I WILL PUBLISH THE COPIES
Underrated comment. This was awesome
only reasonable reply to this is either "put it on God" or "NUH UH"
Jeperz
#RemoveMandatoryWordCounts
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My school doesn't have mandetory word counts
We have mandatory page counts.
@@AHorrorFanatic RIP 🙏
Should be increased, to be honest. We have teens and kids growing up with a small vocabulary full of slang, and a higher word count will force them to add more words they might be unfamiliar with to help fill in gaps
@@shademandude712 No. The video explicitly highlights why it's a terrible idea. Most average students do is make the essay needlessly verbose just to meet the word count - which hinders communication of ideas: you know, one of the *fundamental tenets* of education. Paragraph counts are far superior since you don't need to make the essay verbose and you can still communicate the same idea with a smaller vocabulary. Vocabulary efficiency, m8. We are in dire need to reform academic writing.
Also, fuck essays, make us do something ACTUALLY useful like two students from CANADA who made a god blessed CATHEDRAL out of gingerbread and ice cream cones, now THAT IS EDUCATION. The skills I get from undertrained and underpaid teachers mean nothing if I don't have the means to apply them.
@@AHorrorFanatic Still better imo
This is probably what George Lucas had in his original scripts for this movie 😭
Get this guy a PhD in literature. We're outdoing the professors with this one!!😂
The Greatest Director of All Time. No argument.
I would have abandoned star wars if they talked like this...Very good. Very funny.
"I, Anakin, may not be leading in the influential status or lightsaber battle element of superior latidude compared to my enemy, which is you, but I have the magical --- so-called rockesticalous --- power or ability to knock your high ground out with this rock meteor that I have or possess, therefore making you fall to around the same, or lower latidude as me, but with significant damage from the fall you took from the rock meteor that recently hit your previous so-called high ground, so I shall win this battle. Oh, I also have an abundant superiority of words used in my speech, helping more the writer to reach his minimal word count, even though I am not supposed to break the fourth wall, but oh well."
"Didn't have to flex on me your ability to extend word length, Anakin. Guess we'll end this battle, geez."
I swear I have looked for so many ways to make sentences longer by using more big and fancy words, I love whoever came up with this technique
caveman looking dude: "me high up, you lose"