1:00 pathetic miss 1:09 xqc throws the whole game 1:24 touch 1:26 xqc gives jesse a skill check (3v1?) 2:10 jese save 2:16 almost had it 2:34 good self pass, then throw 2:48 even if he hit that, what does it do? 3:11 jese incredible flick (xqc spectator POV) 3:34 xqc attemps double tap fails miserably (jese cleans it up 4:05 jese carry 4:37 opponent throws to let xqc look good 5:21 worst challenge ever + hes last man?? 5:35 x sits and watches the ball float while jese carries 5:43 jese is 2v1ing (and x belittles jese's goal by calling opponent bad) 6:13 xqc is posessed by the demon goblin gaming warlord (then returns to pepega soon after) 7:03 accidental good pass (mistaken for skill) 7:59 feelsstrongman 8:36 jese score most open net ever (opponents asleep?) 8:58 self proclaimed teamwork, although x had no idea jese was coming 9:12 juan guide ? 9:44 the ball wasnt going into the net, but x and jese believe a save was made 9:50 jese scores open net (opponents are paid actors) 10:18 no care for teammate, makes the call after jese is already on the ball, bumps him out of the way 10:33 maybe jese is invisible on xqc's screen? 12:29 dono SCHIZO 13:08 sniper uses xqc stream to find x's location, and bump him 13:21 not even close 13:41 x punches opponent, then punches jese 13:50 jese expertly reaches the ball before xqc sabotages the shot 14:00 xqc gets bored and starts messaging his e kittens 15:46 xqc spends several seconds searching for the corner boost, finds it, then misses it and leaves. 16:10 mr editor deletes over half this game because xqc was negotiating the bribe so the other team let him win 16:28 xqc leaves the play and stops looking at the ball entirely for several seconds(2v1) im done its like 4am goodnight
Dawg even the fastest learners take 200-300 hours to get to D3. He’s obviously clueless therefore it’ll take him at least 1000+. DONT think X will even hit diamond 1 tbh
@@youdrop: I got to champ 1 in around 150+ hours but I hit a brick wall at diamond 3. I think he can make it to diamond one if he keeps playing for like 3 months.
@@youdrop bro fym 200 hours, I downloaded the game a couple months ago, probably got 100-120 hours max and im d3 div 3. If i sweat it for a week i could easily hit champ but i dont care that much. X is just dogshit at the game.
1:00 pathetic miss
1:09 xqc throws the whole game
1:24 touch
1:26 xqc gives jesse a skill check (3v1?)
2:10 jese save
2:16 almost had it
2:34 good self pass, then throw
2:48 even if he hit that, what does it do?
3:11 jese incredible flick (xqc spectator POV)
3:34 xqc attemps double tap fails miserably (jese cleans it up
4:05 jese carry
4:37 opponent throws to let xqc look good
5:21 worst challenge ever + hes last man??
5:35 x sits and watches the ball float while jese carries
5:43 jese is 2v1ing (and x belittles jese's goal by calling opponent bad)
6:13 xqc is posessed by the demon goblin gaming warlord (then returns to pepega soon after)
7:03 accidental good pass (mistaken for skill)
7:59 feelsstrongman
8:36 jese score most open net ever (opponents asleep?)
8:58 self proclaimed teamwork, although x had no idea jese was coming
9:12 juan guide ?
9:44 the ball wasnt going into the net, but x and jese believe a save was made
9:50 jese scores open net (opponents are paid actors)
10:18 no care for teammate, makes the call after jese is already on the ball, bumps him out of the way
10:33 maybe jese is invisible on xqc's screen?
12:29 dono SCHIZO
13:08 sniper uses xqc stream to find x's location, and bump him
13:21 not even close
13:41 x punches opponent, then punches jese
13:50 jese expertly reaches the ball before xqc sabotages the shot
14:00 xqc gets bored and starts messaging his e kittens
15:46 xqc spends several seconds searching for the corner boost, finds it, then misses it and leaves.
16:10 mr editor deletes over half this game because xqc was negotiating the bribe so the other team let him win
16:28 xqc leaves the play and stops looking at the ball entirely for several seconds(2v1)
im done its like 4am goodnight
that's actually incredible
Nails
Bro put every mistake lmao how pathetic 😂 bro doesn’t even have 1k hours relax
@@SonGaming024 1v1?
Lil bro the real life Nick Swardson from Benchwarmers.
X: “Gets lucky and hits the ball”
LOOOK LOOOOOK! DID YOU SEE IT?! THAT WAS IN.. SAAANE!
Bro is speaking minecraft enchantment table
BINK BONG BANG
Or he is speaking 🚸〽️⁉️🚫⁉️📛🔅🅰️❎✳️🆑🗃️📫🗂️📧📚📙📦🪮⚗️🌡️🔬📸🪙📼🔌🏚️🗾🏠🌅🎢
The Jar of Life 🫙
Does someone have his playlist?
keep these coming!!
I remember being plat when you had to pay for the game
BRO I WAS GONNA GO SLEEP 😭
I was about to slit my wrists cuz nothing was giving me dopamine but this video does 😍
L Its daytime
@@aglioeolio8494 different time zones 🫨
@@jacob24-78 still L
@@aglioeolio8494 L "L"
anyone know what playlist he listens to while playing rocket league?
What song at 40 mins?
44:47 chat ayo?
whats the playlist?
maybe sienna sleep
@@eloxsu yes ik its sienna sleep but wich one
@elo8278 .
I feel like he has gotten a lot better but he is going to hit a brick wall at diamond 3 if he even pushes up that far
Dawg even the fastest learners take 200-300 hours to get to D3. He’s obviously clueless therefore it’ll take him at least 1000+. DONT think X will even hit diamond 1 tbh
@@youdrop: I got to champ 1 in around 150+ hours but I hit a brick wall at diamond 3. I think he can make it to diamond one if he keeps playing for like 3 months.
@@youdrop bro fym 200 hours, I downloaded the game a couple months ago, probably got 100-120 hours max and im d3 div 3. If i sweat it for a week i could easily hit champ but i dont care that much. X is just dogshit at the game.
@@youdrop I hit diamond 2 in 80 hours
@@kyethemann my point was that X already has 90 hours and he’s only gold / plat 😭
What’s the song at 24:00 bruhhhhhh and 33:00
24:00 trinity x , forever
Let me dust off my Xbox elite controller and destroy some kids
Pause
On Rocket League
who
Hi Everyone this is your Daily Dose of fake shots by D JUICER
Who the F edits these
let die out
No one can beat me in rocket league mobile open challenge
Id- theonlyscope88
sinc chat better