I Maxed Every Statistic in Minecraft

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  • @Spokeishere
    @Spokeishere  ปีที่แล้ว +480

    yo if you're bored feel free to check out Lifesteal's new official public server:
    IP: lifesteal.net
    discord: discord.com/invite/lifestealnet

  • @Sharkilz
    @Sharkilz ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    spokes entire strategy for this video is just “moving onto it later” 😭

    • @ageminigod
      @ageminigod ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Love your videos sharkilz

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople ปีที่แล้ว +7

      who are you

    • @cathrynsteeles4079
      @cathrynsteeles4079 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fr bro how did you only get 10 likes lol

    • @Hunter-m7o2j
      @Hunter-m7o2j ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah fax

    • @Hamadsucksatlife
      @Hamadsucksatlife ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you his assistant bcuz nobody would ever think of that😂 😭

  • @Fermin95YT
    @Fermin95YT ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Season 4 Spoke: Wormholes and Chaos with Havoc
    Season 5 Spoke: *B E L L S*

  • @thedreamleader
    @thedreamleader 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    while planet was terrorising the server spoke was doing whatever this was 😭

  • @CaptnStarFry
    @CaptnStarFry ปีที่แล้ว +173

    From breaking reality last season, to breaking the stat screen, there seems to be no limit here

  • @screechv2254
    @screechv2254 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    12:42 can we appreciate that he put terraria ocean music when he was doing the fishing achievement it's a really cool detail.

  • @nekoettechan5433
    @nekoettechan5433 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "planet where the FUCK do i go?" is so fucking funny to me for some reason asdhfadsf (4:58)
    also planet being a good sport and letting spoke kill him 1000 times then turning around to kill him 1000 times,, true friendship asdhfgsadf

  • @Pixmas1
    @Pixmas1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    The difference between Spoke vs planets pov is crazy

    • @Xgaming728
      @Xgaming728 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Ikr

    • @CoconutBlueG
      @CoconutBlueG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Guys we must spam “ikr” in relpies

    • @CoconutBlueG
      @CoconutBlueG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ikr

    • @CoconutBlueG
      @CoconutBlueG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ikr

    • @CoconutBlueG
      @CoconutBlueG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ikr

  • @anonymustarrasque3550
    @anonymustarrasque3550 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Here's an idea: If you make an AFK grindmachine that helps you for some of the challenges, trap the exterior so that it's harder to kill you while you're not at your PC.

    • @Kellan03
      @Kellan03 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      controller💀

    • @LavaCreeperPeople
      @LavaCreeperPeople ปีที่แล้ว

      cool

    • @iszack9157
      @iszack9157 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kellan03 lmao

    • @2b_nuker
      @2b_nuker ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol lmao

    • @anonymustarrasque3550
      @anonymustarrasque3550 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kellan03 What word should I have used lol? Different people use different devices, but their sole purpose is to control what you do in the game. Hence why I wen't with the word controller.

  • @SimplyMTB1
    @SimplyMTB1 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Spokes the only guy who would spend hours trying to eat the most cakes and interact with a campfire in minecraft😂❤

  • @djsalmongaming
    @djsalmongaming ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Spokes gone from manipulating the owner of an SMP over a long duration of time allowing him to gain enough trust to destroy the same server
    To dyeing 1000 pieces of leather

  • @aoshi9254
    @aoshi9254 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Watching this after watching planet's video is quite an experience

  • @Wompwomp9761
    @Wompwomp9761 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    “skibidi toilet…”
    “Bro skibidi toilet was actually my chat today, it was quite exciting.”
    “NoooOO”

  • @Chargers_Prodz2
    @Chargers_Prodz2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    0:00 Intro
    0:28 Ringing 1000 Bells
    0:40 Catching 1000 Fish
    0:46 Filling 1000 Cauldrons
    0:52 Opening 1000 Barrels
    1:14 Opening 1000 Dispensers, Droppers, Hoppers, and Ender Chests
    1:27 Games Quit
    1:55 Anvil Interactions
    2:09 Blast Furnace & Brewing Stand Interactions
    2:13 Campfire Interactions
    2:41 Cartography Table Interactions
    2:44 Crafting Table Interactions
    2:46 Furnace Interactions
    2:47 Grindstone Interactions & Lecturn Interactions
    2:48 Loom & Smithing Table Interactions
    2:49 Smoker & Stone Cutter Interactions
    3:10 Beacon Interactions
    3:26 Animals Bred
    3:40 Jukebox Interactions
    4:29 Noteblock Interactions
    4:51 Continuing Killing the Wither
    5:17 Opening Trapped Chest, Normal Chest, Plant Flowers in a pot and Opening a Shulker Box 1000 Times
    5:25 Finishing Beacon Interactions
    5:33 Dropping 1000 Items
    5:48 Villager Interactions
    6:02 Starting & Finishing 1000 Raids
    6:35 Targets Hit
    8:38 Die 1000 Armor Pieces, Banners, and Shulkers
    9:35 Removal of Time and Distance Stats
    10:05 Sleeping 1000 Times
    10:20 Cakes Eaten
    10:55 Enchanting 1000 Times
    12:28 Mobs Killed
    14:55 Players Killed & Deaths
    Hope This Helps Enjoy the Vid.💖💖

    • @DrSullyD
      @DrSullyD ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W mans

  • @TheYellowDuckie
    @TheYellowDuckie ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Better strat for the killing/dying stats: you each take turns killing eachother in a regular combat for, so that no hearts would be lost.

    • @-nameless8871
      @-nameless8871 ปีที่แล้ว

      literally like 2 beds in that stone area and 1 sword between them would be so free

    • @TheYellowDuckie
      @TheYellowDuckie ปีที่แล้ว

      Reading my comment idk if I’m dyselixic, was having a stroke, or somth else

  • @SirLump
    @SirLump ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Spoke can be consistent no matter what. Keep up the good work

    • @matt_sa
      @matt_sa 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ironic since Spoke gave up his cycle of Wickedness

  • @dartcoat
    @dartcoat ปีที่แล้ว +7

    THE STEVE BLINKED 0:12

    • @FraxoDev
      @FraxoDev 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ohhh BEDROCK or mods

  • @RealSirHammi
    @RealSirHammi ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how spoke when building the raid farm is like, "why is there lava in this?" and then he realizes its a lava cast and is like, "aaah makes sense."

    • @iszack9157
      @iszack9157 ปีที่แล้ว

      shush

    • @RealSirHammi
      @RealSirHammi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iszack9157Toxic for no reason...

  • @ellawang-qe3xf
    @ellawang-qe3xf ปีที่แล้ว +7

    spoke's dedication is INSANE! Keep up the good work! loved your videos :D

  • @Constricter
    @Constricter ปีที่แล้ว +36

    *Can we get Spoke’s subscriber statistic to 1 million?*

    • @mrfoxbox9536
      @mrfoxbox9536 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea!!

    • @masroorahmad2079
      @masroorahmad2079 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about becoming the most popular lifesteal member with 3 million subs❤

  • @lcajueiro
    @lcajueiro ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:53 i fucking love this and i dont know why

  • @Tanimations_
    @Tanimations_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Breeding isn’t for me, man”
    Most iconic and relatable words from Spoke

  • @firedogslite
    @firedogslite ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Spoke casually watching diary of the wimpy kid like a king

  • @ricearoni2015
    @ricearoni2015 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "A DECADE to complete the time stats"
    Shows July 2123

  • @UltimateGamer620
    @UltimateGamer620 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we appreiate how much pain he put into this? No one spams cat into a jukebox 1000 times (4:19) and doesn't suffer from the noise. What about filling and island with water? Great job, Spoke!

  • @daniellewilliams720
    @daniellewilliams720 ปีที่แล้ว

    W video iv been watching you for a week now and the videos just get better and better, keep up the good work

  • @Judewars
    @Judewars ปีที่แล้ว +1

    365 days in a year. 1000 days is not even 3 years Spoke.

  • @cloudykittywoo
    @cloudykittywoo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Crazy video as always!!!! It was 2a.m. when you posted it 😅
    W Spoke upload!

  • @MelonsSilly
    @MelonsSilly ปีที่แล้ว +5

    YOU GOT THIS SPOKESTER

  • @anonymustarrasque3550
    @anonymustarrasque3550 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'll only need around 150 cakes." (11:25) Well then, clearly that's super easy!

  • @Bandit_Mhm
    @Bandit_Mhm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spoke Keeps Me Entertained Even Though I Have No Clue What He's Saying Or What The Words He's Saying Means.

  • @Razoonn
    @Razoonn ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Spoke's dedication is in the same level as Rekrap's. And thats REALLY HIGH. Keep up the good work Spoke, Your content is still as good as ever!

  • @mashaerbakri4623
    @mashaerbakri4623 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spokeishere Someone is your fan and created a brand new channel

  • @Txles0
    @Txles0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is amazing! Nearly as good as the wormhole videos! Keep it up Spoke i believe in you!

  • @Blays
    @Blays ปีที่แล้ว +1

    spoke is our here doing things other people won’t have the patience to do

  • @Monkeyking88.
    @Monkeyking88. ปีที่แล้ว

    I been waiting for the vid so excited to watch it

  • @kordiliousgon6175
    @kordiliousgon6175 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spokes whole stragy is literally the same as when i have multiple projects to do PUT IT BACK TO LATER

  • @idk5906
    @idk5906 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Spoke never fails to impress, keep up the good work! 🥩

    • @screechv2254
      @screechv2254 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro u have 1 comments in this channel u dont have rights to say that

    • @Navis3349
      @Navis3349 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@screechv2254what does the amount of comments have to do with that?

    • @idk5906
      @idk5906 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what do you mean@@screechv2254

    • @idk5906
      @idk5906 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh cuz I don't comment much doesn't mean I don't appreciate his work 🥩

    • @CamoEye
      @CamoEye ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🥩

  • @Theonewhocomeswiththedawn
    @Theonewhocomeswiththedawn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes gentlemen, I have found it.
    Almost all of spokes music is plants vs zombies level music
    you're welcome

  • @Purge83
    @Purge83 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg i cant believe no one noticed the ps3 spleef music at 6:00

  • @Eperss3
    @Eperss3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:33 gotta love a good pigaxe

  • @Dormitorypvp
    @Dormitorypvp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another banger video from spoke

  • @yoyomanham
    @yoyomanham ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro when spoke uploads it makes me crazy

  • @Squirrel2837
    @Squirrel2837 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude when watching this and the jukebox scene about the heads made me snort my ramen through my nose

  • @jackattacker520
    @jackattacker520 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spoke and Planet are the iconic duo of season 5

  • @RasplinYT
    @RasplinYT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    w

  • @-_Savvy_-
    @-_Savvy_- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro is way to addicted to Minecraft

  • @Sprixify
    @Sprixify ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been waiting for this

  • @APrismaticalHattrix
    @APrismaticalHattrix ปีที่แล้ว

    I think you already are the best player in Minecraft, YOU FOUND THE WORMHOLE-

  • @cookie38383
    @cookie38383 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ash just annoying Spoke the whole time got me laughing so hard 😂

  • @Rem-Bot
    @Rem-Bot ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice vid mate!

  • @ItzNightzXD
    @ItzNightzXD ปีที่แล้ว

    1:36 lmfao LifeSteal Public

  • @iblameKdt
    @iblameKdt ปีที่แล้ว

    Spoke 2 years ago (prime spoke): Well, clownpierce, you just won the event! Here's the 8th event crown! (cave World 100 players vid)

  • @D1Stryk
    @D1Stryk ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s always a great day when Spoke Posts he’s the best LifeSteal player 😊

  • @bluestar6418
    @bluestar6418 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    death and kills you could just do you kill him and then he kills you and then there is no problem with withdrawing and its 2 tasks in 1 mission

  • @NotDIY
    @NotDIY ปีที่แล้ว

    this sounds fun (and painful) nice stat-powers spoke

  • @SonicBHD
    @SonicBHD ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spoke is the only person capable of doing this without losing his mind

  • @erkaerdem476
    @erkaerdem476 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hearing Spoke say "Pig-axe" will never get boring.

  • @inksazyy
    @inksazyy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1 missisipi 2 mississipi 3 mississipi 4 mississipi 5 Mississippi

  • @Spaptual
    @Spaptual ปีที่แล้ว +1

    spoke is the only person that can give everyone permanent eye damage but it still be entertaining

  • @Raven4802
    @Raven4802 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love how asswack said ''skibidi toilet'' out of nowhere

  • @1DAWolf
    @1DAWolf ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I liked the part where spoke said its spokeing time and then he spoked all over the place

  • @UltraCraftYT222
    @UltraCraftYT222 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really miss MC Civilization Videos. It was how i was introduced to this channel, also i loved GRC And The Farming Nation.

  • @BGCdiscord
    @BGCdiscord ปีที่แล้ว

    This proves how thirsty stroke is for answers.

  • @NollerDaNielss
    @NollerDaNielss ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I rung a bell 100k times? What are you crying about?

  • @CameronGray9726
    @CameronGray9726 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At this point, go get 1000 copies of Minecraft for me

  • @Jstorm987
    @Jstorm987 ปีที่แล้ว

    FANTASTIC video Spoke!!🙂😎 Keep up the AMAZING videos!!!❤

  • @kordiliousgon6175
    @kordiliousgon6175 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:47
    We are gathered here today to say goodbye to our dear friend planetlord`s eardrums they helped him hear from as long as he could remmber

  • @capybara1197
    @capybara1197 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:35 iron pig-axe

  • @ZYLERR_
    @ZYLERR_ ปีที่แล้ว

    Ngl this video is Fire🔥🔥🔥

  • @Tapsyyyy
    @Tapsyyyy ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been waiting for the new vid finally

  • @JohannDoesGames
    @JohannDoesGames ปีที่แล้ว

    SPOKE IS BACK WITH SOME MORE VIDEOSS !!

  • @oculp3ct0r95
    @oculp3ct0r95 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should have taken turns unaliving eachother keeping hearts at a constant level, and raising deaths and k*lls simultaneously

  • @williamspiderLIVE
    @williamspiderLIVE ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A spoke video makes a day better. 😊 W video

  • @thetrueghost5971
    @thetrueghost5971 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love your videos

  • @teajai45
    @teajai45 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can’t wait until Spoke breaks the integer limit!

  • @211C
    @211C ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i am a big fan spoke ur the best

  • @Norlxol
    @Norlxol ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG the wormhole didn't bric his PC LETS GOO!! Great Video and to disable the connection throttled parrot needs to change a setting in the ./.config/paper-global called "max-joins-per-tick and set it higher

  • @austingraham9226
    @austingraham9226 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing vids man keep it up

  • @XIlIlIIlIIX
    @XIlIlIIlIIX ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spoke is the type of guy to get every block in the game

  • @jxnstudios_
    @jxnstudios_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    holy spokes its smokeishere

  • @The_Antag
    @The_Antag ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spoke just let ashwagg get that bell

  • @Geinstijn
    @Geinstijn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:36 hacks can help you just need something to kick you and auto reconect

  • @Doesntexistsorry
    @Doesntexistsorry ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let’s go spoke ❤️

  • @Fire-Xplorer
    @Fire-Xplorer ปีที่แล้ว

    9:17 Spoke dyeing leather boots with golden carrots

  • @Joepiyeh1
    @Joepiyeh1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    spoke always comes with the most original and fun content

  • @Stardust-bb2sv
    @Stardust-bb2sv ปีที่แล้ว

    The disc glitch also works if you fill your inventory and get multiple discs spammed you can play 2 songs at the same times

  • @MajjMC
    @MajjMC ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol I love how PlanetLord in the mc chat is just Lord

  • @HydroPlaza
    @HydroPlaza ปีที่แล้ว

    The minecraft story mode music, absolutely beautiful

  • @Roltt
    @Roltt ปีที่แล้ว

    5:30 " but breeding is not for me " Said like a true minecraft player

  • @decanplayz6259
    @decanplayz6259 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spokes dedication to do this is INSANE!

  • @Xtra-FN-TTG
    @Xtra-FN-TTG ปีที่แล้ว

    Get this man to 900k he’s gone from making civilizations to becoming the deadliest player on the deadliest Minecraft server

  • @Caganaga11
    @Caganaga11 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    while these happened planet was killing all the server

  • @itzbullet5753
    @itzbullet5753 ปีที่แล้ว

    that is some dedication man. I would never be able to fish for that long lmao

  • @daprotato
    @daprotato ปีที่แล้ว

    imagine not having 1k fish caught every day you play minecraft

  • @turdlman
    @turdlman ปีที่แล้ว

    Haven't even watched it yet and its already GREAT

  • @Jakku_13
    @Jakku_13 ปีที่แล้ว

    at 2:32 Spoke says: "pigask"

  • @EfficientMC
    @EfficientMC ปีที่แล้ว +8

    For the “connection throttling” issue on the logging out stat, the server probably runs on a mod pack that improves the performance of the server, and does so by making changes so that the server console doesn’t get spammed and therefore lagged by you relogging constantly. If you convince parrot to change to vanilla (if it isn’t already) that might help? Hope this helps :D

    • @hakanasd7352
      @hakanasd7352 ปีที่แล้ว

      the server has a plugin called life steal tho

    • @0xffff00
      @0xffff00 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s the default behavior of Bukkit and since Spigot and Paper are forks of Bukkit, they also have that “feature”. The server owner would have to set the threshold lower. I think the default value is, that you have to wait for 3 seconds before reconnecting.

  • @SacredSoundTherapy-p8c
    @SacredSoundTherapy-p8c ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s always a great day when Spoke Posts he’s the best LifeSteal player

  • @CIuelesss
    @CIuelesss ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is a minecraft god at this point.