The dude who put that bounty is gonna have a heart attack when he sees someone has took it and killed her. That or he's already dead for putting a hit on a goddess.
That $ 500 is actually the price of his glasses, meaning Erron Black is just trying to kill her to get what really matters is just the price of the glasses
But what about the talk between him and kollector? Johnny literally says that his face is worth millions, and the kollector says he’ll take it from him
The Quarantined Beans: You should worth 5 million Dollars! Johnny Cage: Why? Is it because I'm smexy? The Quarantined Beans: Because you need to die for your $h@tty movies!!
_Senator Armstrong approaches, not realizing this is _*_not_*_ his Raiden, and beats the hell out of him, whilst screaming something incomprehensible about a dream and Nanomachines._
Literally everyone: **Uses hour glass to save their loved ones or to dominate whole world** Erron Black: We don't need this shit. **Yeets hourglass to sea of blood**
I would change a few for example kitana who suppose to be a royal princess should be worth more and I’m sorry Kano and Sonya mains but those two should be at least a million
I do not see the funny part, if you had chicken and someone randomly kills it then it is a crime since you own it, just like stealing any other property belongs to them. Actual fun part is NOT getting chased after dragging a body around and etc.
Johnny: beats shinnok The wild west: kill him get 500 Ok I'll change it Johnny: beats down on shinnok and survives his attack Da weld wast: Kel hem git 500
Xxharcker _ 069xX During the first chapter of mk10 at the end of the chapter with Johnny cage he technically beat shinnok in a fight but raider was the one who sealed him😞
Why the hell does Spawn look SO DAMN COOL!??!?!?!? My man was just standing there, and he still had this immense presence to him! I love that Keith David absolutely voices him in pretty much everything just makes it even more perfect! Perfect character for MK!
I like how he talks so calming before he's gonna fight guys/girls with power out of this world while his power isn't a super power but just a extreme skill
Infinite, she is literally as old as time itself, there is physically no payment that would even begin to cover the cost of killing the creator and guardian of time.
As far as mk characters know, Joker is a crazy human with make up from another dimension, it makes sense for him not to have a 5.000.000 bount He was in mk vs dc but in that game he didn’t do munch to MK characters except beating Sonya and annoy them a little
The empress of outworld: i'll give you 100000 for her A random angry ninja with a spear: HOLY SHIT TAKE 5000000 FOR HIS HEAD Edit: thanks for the likes Edit2: to the smartasses, this is what you may have never heard about in your life. A concept outside of your timeline whiped by kronika herself. A FUCKING JOKE.
@@RenanRufinoTrue Jade has a mad/serious tone when she said that he killed millions of people. Plus how do we know he didn't start going on a killing spree. It's the Joker anything could happen when it comes to him. Hell he probably already made a nuke.
@@lordofthesithvader9430 Shao Kahn alone devoured thousands of souls and destroyed entire realms. they are used to deal with people who have insane body counts i not saying the Joker is not dangerous Just that he is nothing New.
It doesn't say that you get 500 dollars for him and his glasses, it says it's for him. So ostensibly, he and his glasses would be worth 1000$ total actually.
4:16 My own DialoguE! Erron Black: Nice Armour, I'd buy that for a dollar! RoboCop: This Armour is the State of the Art equipment. Erron Black: It was just a figure of speech, Tin man.
Pretty good, how bout this? Erron Black: You know the number of coppers I've killed? RoboCop: 23 life sentences worth, Black Erron Black: Did I hear a hint of anger there, Can-opener?
5:00 Anyone remember in MKX where he hadn't really heard of the Black Dragon and now he was part of it? Like the intro went like this; Kano: Ever heard of the Black Dragon? Erron Black: Killed one, Kobra I think Kano: A good reason to gut ya.
Now who thought Joker, the mad clown causing chaos beyond earthrealm now, belongs in the 100k bounty, while Fujin, the wind god that people don't even have much to dislike about him, let alone to pay for his death, has a bounty of 5m?
@@nukacolacompany Anyone can kill a terrorist with a kill count over the thousands if given the opportunity to shoot them, the question is why he has such a cheap bounty when even in Outworld he has caused havok (based on his intro dialogues)
Imagine putting a bounty on a Goddess just for shit and laughs and someone actually accepts it.
Who wouldn’t accept?
The dude who put that bounty is gonna have a heart attack when he sees someone has took it and killed her. That or he's already dead for putting a hit on a goddess.
And then the goddess dies
1k like
And he goes after her with guns...
Kitana-$100,000
Liu Kang - $5,000,000
Kung Lao: now he’s out of her league
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
Wow...
But Liu Kang should be as much as Cetrion
because Fire God Liu Kang.
but Kung Lao is still correct.
1:46
@@gachaman9500 lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That $ 500 is actually the price of his glasses, meaning Erron Black is just trying to kill her to get what really matters is just the price of the glasses
Him*
Her?
It's trying to say that johnny is worth $0
But the sunglasses are the only thing worth something
Sounds like the bounty was heard out by a fan then.
Her??
It’s him
0:47 Im pretty sure 90% of the characters in mortal kombat wouldnt need to be payed to kill dvorah. Killing her is the reward as it is
Hey don’t get on my girl like that (even tho that’s true.)
@@trentrandle yeah it is true lol
@@Pac_Appl21 🙃darn🙃
I was going at it from the opposite angle and assumed all Scorpion fans and Dvorah haters collectively placed the bounty on her
Yeah I mean she killed Scorpion and captured Kharon and more
1:47
"Cool Hat"
"But your hat is no weapon."
"It's... it's not supposed to be."
Thank you,for saying the whole damn thing but changing it
I like it! 😁
Your gonna die for that kung lao
That’s just weird Kung Lao
That definitely would've been a better comeback.
$100,000 doesn't feel like nearly enough for some of these folks.
like Kitana since see is a princess in the past and a khan in the present
Yeah, I thought Joker was worth $5,000,000. Not $100,000.
Nightwolf and Kitana in particular should definitely go for a few million.
Cetrion has the best bounty on her XD
Kitana's might not reflect her Khan status yet, and Joker for all his accomplishments is still human. There is a logic to most of these.
Erron black: give me the glasses
Cage: it's worth 500 bucks
Erron black: its more valuable than you
*Reckon it’s more value than you. This would probably be a more realistic thing he’d say
That would be a good conversation
without sunglasses he's priceless.
@@itstheman0nthem00n they're worth more than you*
But what about the talk between him and kollector?
Johnny literally says that his face is worth millions, and the kollector says he’ll take it from him
For everyone wondering the reason Johnny cage is 500 because he has 500 dollar sunglasses
ohhh did u also watch kombatkids?
So he's literally worthless outside of his sunglasses?
Waw very cool
@@noookeemy9536 bruh it was from the original mk movie before mk kids lol
Facts
the fact that Johnny is only 500 says a lot
that u dont get the glasses gag...
The Quarantined Beans: You should worth 5 million Dollars!
Johnny Cage: Why? Is it because I'm smexy?
The Quarantined Beans: Because you need to die for your $h@tty movies!!
Knowing him he probably put the bounty on himself
He even has less worth than Kollector!
lol its crazy everyone hates him
4:12 "opens poster"
Police : 10 10 need backup now.
poster with furry
Why would the police need a fabulous boy band of robotic sailors
american police force be like:
@Jackson Omori
They need him and his dog snowy.
*only pros will understand*
Oh shit he's got a poster!
"How much is the bounty for Cetrion?"
"Yes."
😂
Johnny cage:
Kronika would be double the amount I bet.
@@noasheszero1475 "no"
@@KageDaiki you'd own the Earth for Kronika
Erron: They put a 5 million bounty on you, Raiden.
Raiden: I MUST CONSULT WITH THE MINISTRY OF LAW!
_Senator Armstrong approaches, not realizing this is _*_not_*_ his Raiden, and beats the hell out of him, whilst screaming something incomprehensible about a dream and Nanomachines._
@@Dementia_Springtrap*_Standing here I realize you are just like me_*
@@Desperateashell TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
But whos to judge
@@stevenclarence6104 The right from wrong
“When Robocop saw his bounty”
Robocop: i must arrest myself
Dead or alive I'm coming with me
@@Superluigi881 this should be hearted
@@Superluigi881 😂😂😂
“You are under arrest!”
*points glock at himself*
I think someone who is in the crime business made the bounty since he is a cop
Literally everyone: **Uses hour glass to save their loved ones or to dominate whole world**
Erron Black: We don't need this shit.
**Yeets hourglass to sea of blood**
Terminator: *yeets himself into the sea of blood*
@@russianman6677 a true pro gamer move
Spawn: Don't care Hourglass. Who want kills demons?
Geras:time to fuse with the HourGlass then
Kotal Kahn: I shall become the Hourglass' new guardian. I ain't touching that shit either.
Johnny's Value is Just a Reference to Glasses
I think he 50000
@@illyabondar4401 It's $500 and 00 cents
So all his values are on his shades? I got the Shinpachi vibe here.
Exactly. The glasses are worth $500, Johnny himself is worthless.
The shinpachi of MK
I’m honestly surprised that the Joker’s bounty is only 100,000
well anyone except batman couldve beat joker
Ain't he just a normal guy with makeup to cover a burned face?
@@sotruem8 spawn would beat him. Hes not as gullable as the rest of the mk cast
@@DeMarques58 the red is blood the white is actually his skin
@@DeMarques58 super sanity
Cetrion : 999.999.999
Everyone : Let's go challenge a goddess
What about raiden and fujin?
@@heitorcr2310 cetrion is a elder god but raiden and fujin are demi god
A goddess who can lose to a girl with a drone and a gun
I'm either dying or $1 short of my lifetime goal
@@AMIR.S.Y GARES: hold my beer
some companies are worth more than the life of an elder god.
Cetrion: 999.999.999.
TH-cam: 15.000.000.000
Tortuga Maritima ya and its 999,999,999
thats in old money tho
Even if, the “Old Money” costs more than “current” money.
Speaking of, it’s $999,999,999, not $99,999,999.
thanks, i didn't notice the error, fixed.
That Guy before, you could buy a burger for 0.25 cents..
8:21 that’s the kind of bounty you get when you piss off a gta 5 modder
Underrated bruh
Fr 💀💀
U mean rdr2
Or a GMod moderator
@Justine Cody Ong u mean 8:20
5:55 That eye glance! How genuinely unique given the "static poses" system they use. Adds a lovely flair to that one.
I also saw it and i freaking love it, especially with him saying " ugh... Thrilling. " XD
There are a few roll eyes expressions. If i recall, Frost has one of them.
@@bernirnSo does Kitana. She does an eye roll at Baraka when she says "Charming as always, Baraka."
Johnny Cage: Defeated a god
The Bounty: Ehh, he's worth 1 pair of sunglasses
"Those are 500 hundred dollar sunglasses a**hole" Johnny before kills Goro in the1995 movie
@@kuzuri140 yes that’s the joke
@@Crazy_Schizo they were explaining the joke....
This whole group of comments here just seems like r/whoosh
Nobody believe him sadly xd
$500: Johnny Cage
$100,000: Baraka, Cassie Cage, D'Vorah, Erron Black, Frost, Jackson Briggs, Jacqueline Briggs, Jade, Kabal, Kitana, The Kollector, Kung Lao, Nightwolf, Noob Saibot, Skarlet, Joker
$5,000,000: Geras, Kano, Kotal Kahn, Liu Kang, Raiden, Scorpion, Shao Kahn, Sonya Blade, Sub-Zero, Spawn, Robo-Cop, Terminator, Shang Tsung, Sheeva, Sindel and Fujin
$999,999,999: Cetrion
There, saved you some time.
Shang Tsung is worth 5,000,000 too
Thx man
Even joker deserves to be 5,000,000
Did anyone get the $500 sunglasses reference?
🤝
Johnny with sunglasses: 500$
Johnny without sunglasses: ♂️three hundred bucks♂️
The sunglasses are worth 500 tho xd
0 bucks*
S u c t i o n
@@thecaledonian7643 cups
This just feels like a Gintama reference
Erron: Cool hat
Kung Lao: Yours is not weapon
Erron: Thats just weird Kung Lao
Erron: weird flex but okay
Johnny Cage
@@lirneim8013 katana katana Isaac
It is weird, when you think about it.
How is Erron Black the smartest character in the game...
@@lirneim8013 What is your profile picture...
Johnny's price is so low cause no wants to kill him, since we all love him
What about Rambo, he’s not even wanted
His price is actually 0 it just says 500 because of his glasses
@@somedudefromapharmacy he has a flee on sight banner (joke)
@@somedudefromapharmacy This video came out 5 months ago
@@Bika_Bikas so what?
Robocop should have been $1.
‘I’d buy that for a dollar.”
Funny
nice one
I'd buy that for $5.000.000
Good one
Aye
I'm wondering who's the guy setting bounties on everyone
Kano, just for keks and giggles
@@Zombiemermaid101 Even on himself?
@@HESHRocketWarhead a man needs a challenge every once in a while
@@HESHRocketWarhead especially on himself
Was he inspired by Goku?
Cetrion, an actual goddess, has a wanted poster...
Yes
To quote a wise man "as long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead"
@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow -TF2 Sniper
Who tf did she piss off to get such a bounty?
Donald Trump got a warrant out for his arrest in Syria
"Time to let the past die" said the man in a cowboy outfit.
He's in a GUNSLINGER outfit. Cowboys were basically just laborers.
@@maxrichards3881 still the same
Capza
No, they really aren’t the same.
@@maxrichards3881 still things from the past
@@maxrichards3881 id be willing to concede that but...come on, look at that hat.
5:54 I love how he looks away for a second to take in Geras's answer.
List of all prices
500 $ 0:01
0:01 Johnny Kage
100.000 $ 0:15
0:15 Kitana
0:31 Erron Black
0:45 D,vorah (it’s not worth it, it’s just her head value)
1:00 Kollector
1:18 Skarlet
1:29 Jade
1:45 Kung lao
2:02 Kabal
2:18 Jaqcui briggs
2:30 Baraka
2:44 Noob Saibot
2:59 Jax Briggs
3:13 Kassie Kage
3:42 Nightwolf
3:56 Frost
5,000,000 $ 4:10
4:10 Robocop
4:31 Shao Kanh
4:47 Liu kang
4:59 Kotal Kanh
5:12 Terminator
5:23 Fujin
5:41 Geras
5:57 Sindel
6:09 Sheeva
6:26 Kano
6:42 Sub-zero
6:57 Raiden
7:13 Scorpion
7:29 Spawn
7:45 Sonya blade
8:00 Shang tsung
999.999.999 08:16
8:16 Cetrion
Your comment is very underrated
All this work for only 23 likes
You missed joker
I would change a few for example kitana who suppose to be a royal princess should be worth more and I’m sorry Kano and Sonya mains but those two should be at least a million
And Raiden Fujin, Shao khan should be 10 mill at least
8:21 thats the bounty you get on your head for killing a chicken in Skyrim
LOL as a skyrim player myself this is hilarious and quick story
I killed a chicken in whiterun and had multiple guards chase me after i killed it LOL.
@@britelite1656 happened to me as well
@@britelite1656 We all did this.
I do not see the funny part, if you had chicken and someone randomly kills it then it is a crime since you own it, just like stealing any other property belongs to them. Actual fun part is NOT getting chased after dragging a body around and etc.
@@luriddream The funny part is that everyone on their first playthrough killed a chicken in Riverwood, which caused everyone to attack them.
I'm surprised Erron's ego isn't big enough to yield a higher price for himself.
Modesty
I think he knows his worth.
Too much of that big'uns be habjn yer ehad
if he was the one putting the bounties then he wouldnt gain shit for completing them
WTF!? Why the hell would Erron be putting out bounties if he is the one claiming them?
Johnny: beats shinnok
The wild west: kill him get 500
Ok I'll change it
Johnny: beats down on shinnok and survives his attack
Da weld wast: Kel hem git 500
My brother said Arthur: are you Johnny Cage?
Cassie cage beats shinnok
Xxharcker _ 069xX During the first chapter of mk10 at the end of the chapter with Johnny cage he technically beat shinnok in a fight but raider was the one who sealed him😞
Yeah technically that was Cassie
Jun Fauzi he price is talking bout cages sunglasses
I love Erron and Kung Lao's little hat interaction
"From one hat-man to another, nice hat."
"Yours is not a weapon."
@Simon Ravencroft well that's just Weird, Kung Lao.
I tip my hat to you, one legend to another.
2:48 Noob Saibot may be darkness and (in his words) "Living Death" but that outfit makes him look a little angelic.
Pimp style
"I am living death..." Says Noob Saibot.
No one believes this.
Loving eyeliner too
Noob saibot deserves to be same as cetrion bounty amount
@@ARandomGuy.exe911 yeah
I wonder how Erron saw a Wanted poster of himself and came to the conclusion that there's a 2nd him somewhere around
This game is all about time travel and parallel timelines. It was bound to happen.
$100.000 dollars?
Can i turn myself in?
I mean, he did have a bullet labeled "Me" in the last game.
@@The-Deadite Arthur Morgan lul
@@fiendwithoutaface6833 Either he already knew about Mirror Matches or suffers from crippling depression.
“Once cyberized you will serve.”
“Serve....Or service?”
“Ugh...nevermind...”
"God dayum if your voice's like nails on a chalkboard"
"It will be the last thing you will hear"
"Aw hell naw
2:20
Yeah, I'm confident that she is the one you're looking for
Yup
And sindel if u agree?
Mileena?
Ew a racist. 🐀
@@a.606 can't tell if you're joking or not
1:53 best interaction in the history of fighting games
500$ bounty and 500$ glasses??? *m i n d b l o w n *
The 500$ are on the glasses, not Johnny Cage.
johnny worth nothing lol
It means cage costs Zero.
Why the hell does Spawn look SO DAMN COOL!??!?!?!?
My man was just standing there, and he still had this immense presence to him! I love that Keith David absolutely voices him in pretty much everything just makes it even more perfect! Perfect character for MK!
“He’s just standing there. MENACINGLY”
The dude's like Vader at the end of a hallway.
Asian rabbit cool man I would love an edit of Patrick in an MK 11 intro vs Spawn.
@@jacobmartinez2122 Darth Vader, you mean?
Agreed spawn is the best designed character
I like how he talks so calming before he's gonna fight guys/girls with power out of this world while his power isn't a super power but just a extreme skill
That's why he's my favorite, doesn't get enough credit for how dangerous he actually is.
No he has a power.
He casts *Gun*
Guns; the great equalizer
Same with Rambo.
Technically he has a power. Immortality
If Cetrion's bounty is that high, imagine what kronika's bounty would be
*Name Your Price*
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
That’s 1 Billion
1 Kombatilion
Infinite, she is literally as old as time itself, there is physically no payment that would even begin to cover the cost of killing the creator and guardian of time.
6:00 Sindel digs her own grave with a digger
Sindel says "bound and tied" leaving much the imagination
Welcome to the kinks
Sindel and Erron gettin' freaky
Sindel exudes extreme MILFiness! 😍
honestly, thought Joker would HUUUGE.
As far as mk characters know, Joker is a crazy human with make up from another dimension, it makes sense for him not to have a 5.000.000 bount
He was in mk vs dc but in that game he didn’t do munch to MK characters except beating Sonya and annoy them a little
He's just a man with mental illness. Nothing special.
@@windwind3170 yeahhhh he is such a lame character his fans are losers
@@thearmchairyoutuber8669 is that a joker profile picture? Or a clown to represent you?
@@Honkhonk411
Oh, the irony...
4:24 same energy as “If you managed to kill them i can assure you they were not like me.”
And nothing, *nothing* like the man loose inside this building!
@@ashtongiertz8728 What are you, president of his fan club?
@@setstreamjam8411 No that would be your mother
@@setstreamjam8411 No. that would be your *mother*
@@setstreamjam8411 no. That would be your mother!
Sindel: Kneel before your Empress
Black: Belive me sugar that's tempting
Sindel : I'll have you bound and tied
Me: That sounds kinky.
I was like “Oh my 😏”
You forgot this is sindel...
The pervert mom 🙈
That's pretty funny
@The Pshycho Path good one for joke
"Joker" only has a bounty of $100 000?
That guy definitely ain't Joker.
Wwe create a wrestler
@@robloxtriothecommenter6639 haha
i feel like whoever is setting the bounties just thought he was some crazy guy and didn't realize what he was worth
"Only $100,000??? That's an injustice!"
@@AlbertCalis yeah its an injustice 2
Erron: your a hard guy to pin down
Spawn: why are you following me dirt bag?
Erron: this uhh clown paid me to.
Damn thats almost went over my head!
@@prfiljothuglife6366 it went over mine! Am I missing a comic reference?
@@EricGarcia-fm4uc either the joker or Violator
@@vergil3622 probably the joker
It's a reference to the Violator, an enemy to Spawn. He's pretty much the Joker to Spawn's Batman, essentially.
4:44
Shao Khan: “Name your price Black…”
Erron Black: *looks at wanted poster again* “$5,000,000”
Joker is only 100,000? Pretty sure he’s a lot worth
kano 5mil??
i know. he should at least be 5,000,000. i guess the reputation didnt fully carry over? a DC wanted poster would be a small country.
how about an elder god not being more than billion dollars, shao kahn threatens realms worth hundreds of billion and he is just 5 million
In MK world, someone like Joker would be long dead. Superheroes are just too afraid to kill, hence Joker still going rampant.
@@tmoran527 No it carried over. Jades dialogue said that he killed millions of people.
The empress of outworld: i'll give you 100000 for her
A random angry ninja with a spear: HOLY SHIT TAKE 5000000 FOR HIS HEAD
Edit: thanks for the likes
Edit2: to the smartasses, this is what you may have never heard about in your life. A concept outside of your timeline whiped by kronika herself. A FUCKING JOKE.
And I'll throw in an extra 5mil for the btec Bruce Lee
And a freaking Elder God is brushing the ceiling of 1 billion.
@@ThijiHiguri a hollywood actor...i'll give you 500 for the glasses. Take the head out, it looks gross
Spear?
Dinorah Morales scorpion's chain
Imagine being worth $500 and everyone else worth $100,000
It's really just for his sunglasses.
Me irl
Its A Reference To His Glasses Being $500😂😂 In Another Intro Dialogue
Che Gotti
Mk movie reference
Imagine not getting the joke.
8:20
Erron Black: *opens paper* You better be a useful money to me
Cetrion: Oh shit...
Erron is rich i he is sucessful with that bounty
That Erron Black Intro is my favorite
Mate same he is the best
Johnny beats an elder god and wins the MK4 tournament (in the altered timeline) and is only worth his sunglasses damn.
TANKtheRIPPER cause his not worth buying as a character.
3:45 Hey! I’ve seen this one! It a classic!
Wait a minute...
Hol’ up
Cowboys and Indians
NO..
God tier comment
7:30 I cant look at that bounty and then think im gonna kill what shows up next. Erron is just crazy.
No he’s just verifying if the correct people
He should have at least one quote for Spawn alongside the lines of "What kind of rtard puts a Bounty in you, and why did I even accept it?
2:45 wait WTF?? unaccetable
Oh theres a noob in here XD
Nightwolf & the joker also
Same bruh, they doing my boy dirty
Slumpy He costs more than Johnny, though lmao.
ultra streamer20 I hate playing against Johnny so ion care
Erron: Can’t reason with you, can I?
Terminator: *cocks gun*
No.
@@zhengwenyu1587 its a yes
3:17 Jacqui and Cassie playing "F@ck? Marry? Kill?" is hilarious!
My guess would be:
F Kabal
M Erron
K Kano (obviously)
F Kano
M Erron
K Kabal
@@crilleedara nah she and the cage family hate Kano
More like
F Kano
M Kano
K Kano
@madster01
F Kano
F Kano
F Kano
Eren: I don't come cheap lady
*proceeds to show his worth of $100,000*
*laugh*
*Wheeze*
Eren ???
IYAEGAHHHHHH
Anyone else notice about Jacqui’s giraffe neck on the poster 2:20
Lmao
🤣
Oof
Omg lol
Yup. LMAO
Johnny Cage: His sunglasses: 500$ Himself: 0$
Sunglasses: *gets broken in the fight*
The bot Behind the slaughter then there would be nothing
o o f
He hasn’t really done anything
XPRaiden apart from preventing Shinnok from destroying earth.
Begs the question: if Kronika has a bounty, what would she be worth? More than Cetrion, right?
I think infinity
Her bounty is her crown
Blaze P Wait spawn dethroned both god and the devil and banished them, should he be logically higher than cetrion
I think it will be $2147419999
50 billion
holy shit Jack really said "just stay on your side of the border" LMFAO
Johnny is like Shinpachi from Gintama, all his values are on his glasses.
Shinpachi's glasses don't even worth that much
@@koushuu you dont get the joke
in fan poll of top fav characters shinpachis glasses ranked higher than himself lmao.
So yeah its very valuable
@@kamikaze3636 That I definitely know lol, it's just that his glasses was broken in so many episodes lol
4:40 Lol that’s an interesting way of saying, “Not My Problem”.
And Kahn be like "Ugh, whatever, what price?"
It's a Polish saying. It in fact does mean "not my problem".
@@CrimSkies True! I am also a polish person and I can agree with that.
intersting
I don't know if it applies to other countries, but yes, that's a common saying in Poland.
Nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy.
They did Johnny so dirty 😂😭💀
Guess no one really wanted Johnny
500$ glasses
So, how much is Johnny really worth?
I'm going with $100,000
@@RJDavePhin According to the game, his glasses are the only thing worth value ($500). Johnny himself? Priceless.
@@TWO9_8 oooooooo
“From one hat man to another, cool hat”
*I FELT THAT*
It's actually depressing that Cassie and Sonya has a bigger bounty than Johnny
To be fair, Sonya is a general and Cassie is known to have "killed" Shinnok.
It's a reference to his $500 dollar sunglasses. Nobody wants to kill him, they just want his sunglasses
I mean, makes Sense. One is a Hollywood dipshit, the other two are special forces, so they'd have a Lot more targets on their asses
@@Yougotcaged102ok
Ok Joker ranked in the 100,000
is federal offence.
Joker: Don't worry! Killing millions will change their mind!
It's because people might actually claim it
Not in outworld standarts they deal with worst things than Joker besides mass murderers are nothing New to them.
@@RenanRufinoTrue Jade has a mad/serious tone when she said that he killed millions of people. Plus how do we know he didn't start going on a killing spree. It's the Joker anything could happen when it comes to him. Hell he probably already made a nuke.
@@lordofthesithvader9430 Shao Kahn alone devoured thousands of souls and destroyed entire realms.
they are used to deal with people who have insane body counts i not saying the Joker is not dangerous Just that he is nothing New.
4:28
And nothing...Nothing like the man loose inside this building.
What are you? President of his fanclub?
No! That would be your Ma
He could be anyone of us
He could be you, he could be me!
@@cringeman9019 HE COULD EVEN BE-
2:44 "Everything's exotic to somebody."
I may have taken that to a weird turn...
Unless that's how you meant it...
0:00 Johnny cage
0:16 Kitana
0:31 Erron Black
0:47 D’vorah
1:02 Kollector
1:18 Skarlet
1:31 Jade
1:47 Kung Lao
2:04 Kabal
2:20 Jaquai Briggs
2:32 Baraka
2:45 Noob saibot
3:00 Jax Briggs
3:14 Cassie Cage
3:30 Joker
3:45 Nightwolf
3:56 Frost
4:12 Robocop
4:31 Shao Khan
4:50 Liu Kang
5:00 Kotal Khan
5:13 Terminator
5:26 Fujin
5:43 Geras
5:59 Sindel
6:10 Sheeva
6:27 Kano
6:43 Sub zero
6:57 Raiden
7:13 Scorpion
7:29 Spawn
7:46 Sonya Blade
8:01 Shang Tsung
8:17 Cetrion
Comment originally made by me (Asian Anims)
Johnny Cage $500
Kitana - Frost $100,000
Robocop - Shang Tsun $5,000,000
Cetrion $999,999,999
The Joke:
Johnny's glasses is worth $500.
His bounty is $500.
Which means Johnny's worth is...?
His own glasses
Nothing. They just want his glasses.
@@nathancurnutt8074 snap. That's a hard blow.
It doesn't say that you get 500 dollars for him and his glasses, it says it's for him. So ostensibly, he and his glasses would be worth 1000$ total actually.
That means Johnny is worth $0 sucks to suck
4:16 My own DialoguE!
Erron Black: Nice Armour, I'd buy that for a dollar!
RoboCop: This Armour is the State of the Art equipment.
Erron Black: It was just a figure of speech, Tin man.
Not bad, nice reference, in character:
9.33/10, would read more.
1M out of 10, ngl
Pretty good, how bout this?
Erron Black: You know the number of coppers I've killed?
RoboCop: 23 life sentences worth, Black
Erron Black: Did I hear a hint of anger there, Can-opener?
@@angrywada8147 good energy, great start to a fight, particularly like RoboCop's blunt and factual response:
8.99/10, very well done.
@@angrywada8147 1B/10, ngl
1:46 I'm getting one peice vibes bruh
Nah
The suprise when pulled out a poster and it just says
*Monkey D Luffy*
@@pimpledfootnosedchin8949 yes
It's kinda cool seeing a character having a really high bounty and then making a badass intro.
Black: "From one hat man to another, cool hat. "
Lao: "But your hat is no weapon."
Black: " That's just weird. "
Yeah we heard that🤦🏾♂️
5:00
Anyone remember in MKX where he hadn't really heard of the Black Dragon and now he was part of it? Like the intro went like this;
Kano: Ever heard of the Black Dragon?
Erron Black: Killed one, Kobra I think
Kano: A good reason to gut ya.
But Erron black is really old and the black dragon have been around for a while I think so maybe he was in it before Kano was
"Happier than a dog with two tails" Best game quote
4:15 the way the camera is pointed makes it looks like the Portal from MK2 is a new stage.
That would've been amazing, MK2 was my second MK game...
My first was MK VS DC.
3:19 Gotta respect the artist
Art actually looks better than her in-game model.
@@YourCrazyDolphin What's wrong with her in-game model?
NDaybreak lose Cass’s in game model and what’ve you got?
@@vanillacream2383 Nothing?
Preach it brother
Now who thought Joker, the mad clown causing chaos beyond earthrealm now, belongs in the 100k bounty, while Fujin, the wind god that people don't even have much to dislike about him, let alone to pay for his death, has a bounty of 5m?
Any moron with a gun can kill a weakling like the Joker. Only his plot armor is worth billions.
They'll probably use fujin as an air conditioner just like subzero. They have the same price that means same use :D
@@nukacolacompany Anyone can kill a terrorist with a kill count over the thousands if given the opportunity to shoot them, the question is why he has such a cheap bounty when even in Outworld he has caused havok (based on his intro dialogues)
@@jonsku6662 You don't pay someone a 100 bucks to stomp a cockroach when a dollar is more than enough.
NukaColaCompany
Like almost every character in Mk can be killed by gun?
Johnny is ironically the lucky one. Also I'm surprised Kitana's isn't higher.
Why tf is Kano 5 mil? Every single person has beaten him.
He's a prick, I think it's cause everyone wants him dead that it's so high, lol
he's still the most wanted criminal of earthrealm
@@borantandogan5524 Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
He has killed and special forces are after hi
Maybe because Kano is intelligent? Idk, but we've seen him fix sektor and replicate them
I feel like Spawn should have been way more, since he's killed God and Satan
Paddy Neilan I know crazy right cetrion is 1 billion and did nothing
God and Satan don't mean much really in MK, considering Raiden and Fujin can be beaten by someone like Sonya.
@@freakinoutwolf6405 thats multiplayer not story mode.
@@trekot7791 an elder god was beaten by some glowing green bitch
@@aq3x.1 and a guy with metal arms or a girl with power gauntlets
I'm loving that they all have Wanted Posters. Neat.
I kind of wish the prices varied a bit more but it's good enough they have their pictures.
Besides I won't play Erron enough to notice.
2:19 "They just can't get my nose right!" ~ Jacqui Briggs
Tangled reference? I expected that shit lol
@@impossiblepianist9640 I mean, I had too lol.
Cassie & Sonya: Who cares.
Jacqui: Easy for you two to say. You guys look amazing...
Take that spawn outfit 📴,! It looks disgusting on her
@@aroperdope it looks good to me
Man Centrion almost sitting at a billion dollar bounty 🤑
Kitana: we need to renegotiate
Black: i dont come easy
Phub theme:
The chamber click before he says his line can really sell the intimidation. It's great!
When I see that they are selling me on the darknet with a 75% discount: 0:32
*wanted*
Robocop
"Hmmmm, so this guy is wanted, i find him"
*And then, the police stoping him*
"Yeah, he's wanted... so..."
" *TOO BAD* "
5:55 i like the way his eyes rolling lol
Did you even see his eyes roll?
@@mariaselvatr2845 lol yeah :v he seem uncomfortable
Netherrealm: so Cetrion how many nines do you want in your bounty?
Cetrion: yes
Also Cetrion: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!
I really thought that out of everyone, Joker would have a much huger bounty