(gray, not said, with their pics in grayscale) In Loving Memory of Chris Cornell (1964 - 2017) and Chester Bennington (1976 - 2017) Ah, the joys of PlayStation Plus subscription... (Shiny Goodra's VO: Which is why we can't have nice things.) With apologies to RedDragonEmpress. ...I didn't know any better. (Shiny Goodra's VO: Not good enough, Announcer) Recently, I rewatched The Lion King... (SFX: Christian Bale: Oh, good for you! And how was it?) ...a classic for the ages! Oh man, where have the years gone...? Matter of fact, your favorite lions Simba and Nala are very much alive. And anthro. Plus, they befriended Tarzan. Who'd have thought? Speaking of which, if Nala was an anthro, I'd want her SO badly! [First chorus to "Dreams of an Absolution"] Then again, any fangirl would want an anthro Simba as well. Or Tarzan. Other than that, y'all don't know me. (louder) WHAT A BRAVE LION, GOING IN THE LINE OF DUTY LIKE THAT!! (calms down) Okay, calming down... (salmon) [BGM: My Paradise, Monstro Town - Super Mario RPG] (RedDragonEmpress the Shiny Goodra) Kimono, Kimono, Kimono... I am THOROUGHLY disappointed in you. (Flareon, red, muffled) Empress. GET OFF! (Shiny Goodra, salmon) Not until you apologize for your behavior. And until then, you shall remain sat on. Moreover, you said I was quote, unquote "complaining". I would not be caught dead exclaiming expletives. (SFX: JonTron: OUTTA 'DIS HOUSE! OUTTA 'DIS HOUSE!) (Flareon, red, still muffled) I was kidding! I was only kidding! (to himself) Ay! I gotta get that checked. (Shiny Goodra, salmon) Well I, for one, don't find it funny in the slightest. (Flareon, red, still muffled) Okay, okay! I'm sorry, all right?! Now will you please get off before I set your rump alight?! (Clip: ProJared's "So then why do they keep (EFF!)ing it up?!" from his Top 10 WORST Things Final Fantasy Has Done) (Shiny Goodra, salmon) Apology accepted, Kimono. (DewStorm88 the Haxorus, dark yellow) Shouldn't have provoked the dragon, Kimono. Tsk tsk tsk. (Flareon, red, now no longer muffled) Oh do please shut up, Mr. Sports Fanboy. You don't know half of the crap I've been through. (Haxorus, dark yellow) I resent that. And I don't see HOW you're requesting Yakuza music even though you've yet to play the series. Well, at the behest of your British wife. (Glaceon, cyan) That's enough, you two. Oh, hey! Welcome back to the Announcer Chronicles! (Shiny Goodra, salmon) Glaceon, I do not appreciate the behavior of your Spanish husband. (Flareon's VO: Mexican-American!) (Glaceon, cyan) Oh, that's just how Flareon is. (both genders of Pyroar with Glaceon's VO) Here, enjoy the pictures of both genders of Pyroar for a couple seconds. (Mike, blue) O-ho-ho-hokay, that's enough infighting. [JoshScorcher record scratch] We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors. (SFX: Nostalgia Critic: A-CHUCK-A NORRIIIIIIIIS!!!) (Chuggaaconroy's Hiker Dance) (Jason hates Steamed Hams, the Cory in the House theme (SFX: Tourettes Guy: SHUT UP!), Thomas the Weed Engine, the Grand Theft Auto San Andreas theme, Waluigi's Taco Stand (SFX: AVGN: Just shut up!, double volume), and We Are Number One (SFX: AVGN: ASS!)) (Flareon, red) Put it all in red. It's the Circle of Life. [BGM: Jijy no Rag - Phantasy Star 4] All within a matter of... (SFX: Angry Joe's "TWELVE HOURS!" from his Thor game review, double volume) But seriously, humans, what mook made THAT up?! (guffaws uproariously, then clears throat) Still... (SFX: Angry Dad!Homer: NOT AGAIN...!!) (Pai (VF5), pink) Wait, what was the point of this again? (ProJared: (EFF!) it! (tosses DualShock 2) If they gave up, SO DO I! from his MegaMan X7 review) (Master Hand, white) And you had the GALL to misspell profanity just to bypass the censors, AND you had BA219 claimed by Universal Music Group by having me sing Three Days Grace's "Pain"?! (Announcer explodes) SOLAR FLAREON!!! (Flareon, red) Yes, Master Hand? (Master Hand, white) Cannon. Now. (Flareon, red) Okay... (Mushroom Cloud Explosion, Death Ball, and Flareon imitates the Goofy Holler) I've learned a valuable lesson today: Do not provoke a god. (Master Hand, white) Honestly, Kimono, where do you get off sometimes...? (calm but angry) You too, Glaceon. (Glaceon, cyan) What'd I do? (Master Hand, white) You were under that miserable brony Andrew Eckles' influence. Into the cannon with you. (Glaceon, cyan) Very well... (Mushroom Cloud Explosion, Normal Spirit Bomb and Glaceon: EEEEEEEEEEE!!) Ow. You too, Flareon? (Flareon, red) When am I ever going to learn, Glaceon? (SFX: ProJared: Meh, violence! (MegaMan X7, 3:17)) (Glaceon, cyan) It's more "we" than just "you". What were we thinking? (SFX: ProJared: Meeeeh, violence! (MegaMan X7, 16:46)) [ExandShadow record scratch] (Announcer, white, black screen) By the way, Mike, for Christmas of 2017, I got (its pic) PlayStation 4 Slim! [BGM: Mission Clear - Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)] (BL!Mordecai, brown) Lucky Kimono. All he needs now is Nintendo Switch and he'd be home free. (Flareon and Glaceon, magenta) Oh, Master Hand... [BGM: Beerus' Madness - Dragon Ball Super, 0:19 - 0:33] Payback time. (Master Hand, white) ...Uh-oh. (Space Beam, x100 Big Bang Kamehameha) Pain. (cough cough cough) See you on the next Smash 4 Announcer. Oh, Christ... (SFX: Nelson's "HA HA!" and the last 6 notes of Sonic 1's Game Over) (God, white, black screen (God is the Announcer's voice slowed down)) And on the 8th day Mike created the Announcer Chronicles. Elsewhere... (SFX: I am the Butt Ghost. I will eat your butt!) (Master Hand, white) Great. NOW I can't go to the bathroom hearing THAT. (Ingo, green) Ah have an idea! Why don't we call- (slap!) (Flareon, red) Ingo, that's a stupid idea. Oh, I know! Why don't we call the Ghostbusters! (Ingo, green) But that was mah idea! Why's everyone gotta steal mah ideas?! (Glaceon, cyan) Sorry, Ingo. You're on your own this time. (SFX: This. Comic. Sucks. Linkaraaaaaa!) (Master Hand, white) And now for some Yakuza musics. [BGM: Receive You ~Tech Trance Arrange~ - Yakuza 0, 1:11 - 1:48 (extension here: watch?v=1ei2Mme39KI)] (Flareon, VO) That's my theme song right there! Ha ha! Next week, we do Voice Acting Announcer on the next Sm4sh Announcer! Hasta la bye-bye! (SFX: Jacksfilms' "Biches") [BGM: Act Clear! - Sonic Mania]
I am seriously hoping we don't see random characters from Smash 4 return, look I know that Sakurai loves oddball characters, and I love Smash, but I find it hard to take the Wii Fit Trainer seriously in a fighting game, also get rid of Emo Pit. Moving on, bronies ruin everything, *mutters angrily* at times I hate the internet.
(gray, not said, with their pics in grayscale) In Loving Memory of Chris Cornell (1964 - 2017) and Chester Bennington (1976 - 2017)
Ah, the joys of PlayStation Plus subscription... (Shiny Goodra's VO: Which is why we can't have nice things.) With apologies to RedDragonEmpress. ...I didn't know any better. (Shiny Goodra's VO: Not good enough, Announcer) Recently, I rewatched The Lion King... (SFX: Christian Bale: Oh, good for you! And how was it?) ...a classic for the ages! Oh man, where have the years gone...? Matter of fact, your favorite lions Simba and Nala are very much alive. And anthro. Plus, they befriended Tarzan. Who'd have thought? Speaking of which, if Nala was an anthro, I'd want her SO badly! [First chorus to "Dreams of an Absolution"] Then again, any fangirl would want an anthro Simba as well. Or Tarzan. Other than that, y'all don't know me. (louder) WHAT A BRAVE LION, GOING IN THE LINE OF DUTY LIKE THAT!! (calms down) Okay, calming down... (salmon) [BGM: My Paradise, Monstro Town - Super Mario RPG] (RedDragonEmpress the Shiny Goodra) Kimono, Kimono, Kimono... I am THOROUGHLY disappointed in you. (Flareon, red, muffled) Empress. GET OFF! (Shiny Goodra, salmon) Not until you apologize for your behavior. And until then, you shall remain sat on. Moreover, you said I was quote, unquote "complaining". I would not be caught dead exclaiming expletives. (SFX: JonTron: OUTTA 'DIS HOUSE! OUTTA 'DIS HOUSE!) (Flareon, red, still muffled) I was kidding! I was only kidding! (to himself) Ay! I gotta get that checked. (Shiny Goodra, salmon) Well I, for one, don't find it funny in the slightest. (Flareon, red, still muffled) Okay, okay! I'm sorry, all right?! Now will you please get off before I set your rump alight?! (Clip: ProJared's "So then why do they keep (EFF!)ing it up?!" from his Top 10 WORST Things Final Fantasy Has Done) (Shiny Goodra, salmon) Apology accepted, Kimono. (DewStorm88 the Haxorus, dark yellow) Shouldn't have provoked the dragon, Kimono. Tsk tsk tsk. (Flareon, red, now no longer muffled) Oh do please shut up, Mr. Sports Fanboy. You don't know half of the crap I've been through. (Haxorus, dark yellow) I resent that. And I don't see HOW you're requesting Yakuza music even though you've yet to play the series. Well, at the behest of your British wife. (Glaceon, cyan) That's enough, you two. Oh, hey! Welcome back to the Announcer Chronicles! (Shiny Goodra, salmon) Glaceon, I do not appreciate the behavior of your Spanish husband. (Flareon's VO: Mexican-American!) (Glaceon, cyan) Oh, that's just how Flareon is. (both genders of Pyroar with Glaceon's VO) Here, enjoy the pictures of both genders of Pyroar for a couple seconds. (Mike, blue) O-ho-ho-hokay, that's enough infighting. [JoshScorcher record scratch] We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors. (SFX: Nostalgia Critic: A-CHUCK-A NORRIIIIIIIIS!!!) (Chuggaaconroy's Hiker Dance) (Jason hates Steamed Hams, the Cory in the House theme (SFX: Tourettes Guy: SHUT UP!), Thomas the Weed Engine, the Grand Theft Auto San Andreas theme, Waluigi's Taco Stand (SFX: AVGN: Just shut up!, double volume), and We Are Number One (SFX: AVGN: ASS!)) (Flareon, red) Put it all in red. It's the Circle of Life. [BGM: Jijy no Rag - Phantasy Star 4] All within a matter of... (SFX: Angry Joe's "TWELVE HOURS!" from his Thor game review, double volume) But seriously, humans, what mook made THAT up?! (guffaws uproariously, then clears throat) Still... (SFX: Angry Dad!Homer: NOT AGAIN...!!) (Pai (VF5), pink) Wait, what was the point of this again? (ProJared: (EFF!) it! (tosses DualShock 2) If they gave up, SO DO I! from his MegaMan X7 review) (Master Hand, white) And you had the GALL to misspell profanity just to bypass the censors, AND you had BA219 claimed by Universal Music Group by having me sing Three Days Grace's "Pain"?! (Announcer explodes) SOLAR FLAREON!!! (Flareon, red) Yes, Master Hand? (Master Hand, white) Cannon. Now. (Flareon, red) Okay... (Mushroom Cloud Explosion, Death Ball, and Flareon imitates the Goofy Holler) I've learned a valuable lesson today: Do not provoke a god. (Master Hand, white) Honestly, Kimono, where do you get off sometimes...? (calm but angry) You too, Glaceon. (Glaceon, cyan) What'd I do? (Master Hand, white) You were under that miserable brony Andrew Eckles' influence. Into the cannon with you. (Glaceon, cyan) Very well... (Mushroom Cloud Explosion, Normal Spirit Bomb and Glaceon: EEEEEEEEEEE!!) Ow. You too, Flareon? (Flareon, red) When am I ever going to learn, Glaceon? (SFX: ProJared: Meh, violence! (MegaMan X7, 3:17)) (Glaceon, cyan) It's more "we" than just "you". What were we thinking? (SFX: ProJared: Meeeeh, violence! (MegaMan X7, 16:46)) [ExandShadow record scratch] (Announcer, white, black screen) By the way, Mike, for Christmas of 2017, I got (its pic) PlayStation 4 Slim! [BGM: Mission Clear - Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)] (BL!Mordecai, brown) Lucky Kimono. All he needs now is Nintendo Switch and he'd be home free. (Flareon and Glaceon, magenta) Oh, Master Hand... [BGM: Beerus' Madness - Dragon Ball Super, 0:19 - 0:33] Payback time. (Master Hand, white) ...Uh-oh. (Space Beam, x100 Big Bang Kamehameha) Pain. (cough cough cough) See you on the next Smash 4 Announcer. Oh, Christ... (SFX: Nelson's "HA HA!" and the last 6 notes of Sonic 1's Game Over) (God, white, black screen (God is the Announcer's voice slowed down)) And on the 8th day Mike created the Announcer Chronicles. Elsewhere...
(SFX: I am the Butt Ghost. I will eat your butt!) (Master Hand, white) Great. NOW I can't go to the bathroom hearing THAT. (Ingo, green) Ah have an idea! Why don't we call- (slap!) (Flareon, red) Ingo, that's a stupid idea. Oh, I know! Why don't we call the Ghostbusters! (Ingo, green) But that was mah idea! Why's everyone gotta steal mah ideas?! (Glaceon, cyan) Sorry, Ingo. You're on your own this time. (SFX: This. Comic. Sucks. Linkaraaaaaa!)
(Master Hand, white) And now for some Yakuza musics. [BGM: Receive You ~Tech Trance Arrange~ - Yakuza 0, 1:11 - 1:48 (extension here: watch?v=1ei2Mme39KI)] (Flareon, VO) That's my theme song right there! Ha ha! Next week, we do Voice Acting Announcer on the next Sm4sh Announcer! Hasta la bye-bye! (SFX: Jacksfilms' "Biches") [BGM: Act Clear! - Sonic Mania]
Everyone i just want you a good luck playing (deep voice) (God of war logo 2018) GOD OF WAAAAAR!
Whatever happened to wrong way, turn back?
I am seriously hoping we don't see random characters from Smash 4 return, look I know that Sakurai loves oddball characters, and I love Smash, but I find it hard to take the Wii Fit Trainer seriously in a fighting game, also get rid of Emo Pit. Moving on, bronies ruin everything, *mutters angrily* at times I hate the internet.