so far during quarantine stephanie becomes: - teacher - ramen ranker - military dude - michelin star restaurant owner - interior designer - fashion designer this girl achieving more things in life than i ever will. omg she's barbie.
DanDan: My parents own this school. Giving off "Rich boy love interest in a K-Drama, whose millionaire mother throw money at the main girl telling her to stay away from her son" vibes.
*ROLES* First Class: Stephanie as *Miss Soo* - the Kindergarten, TikTok, Music teacher Mistermangobutt as *Kevin* - the teachers pet DanDan as *AlPhA* (real name: alfreno?) -the only boy who doesn’t have a girlfriend in class Second Class: Mistermangbutt as *Mr. Soo* - the strict chinese teacher - gives hard Chinese words Stephanie Soo as Stephanie Soo - the smartest in Chinese in the whole class - got the highest grade, *C* DanDan as still *ALPHA* - tries his best to not fail Chinese class - famous lines, *”Chepotaw Pota Pota”* (as a Filipino this doesn’t feel right) - got 💯 in Chinese writing Third Class: DanDan as *AlPhA* - the dance teacher - very passionate with dance, connects with music and movement - also a rapper Stephanie Soo as a giraffe - TikTok star Mistermangobutt as *Kevin still* - certified best dancer Summary: First class was violent and the teacher likes handing out stickers Second class was very strict, *AlPhA* got 100 in Chinese writings Third class was a tiring class of the day, they learnt how to do the shy thingy in TikTok and a dance battle occurred
As someone who understands Mandarin aka Chinese, I was laughing so hard when stephiance was teaching Steph and Alpha Dan those riddles hahaha love this relationship!!!
Stephanie: “It doesn’t mean you can be on your phone” Also Stephanie: Pulls out her phone for a lesson when she’s supposed to have her lesson prepared and memorized😂
In Japan, we do the same as the Chinese schools. We stand up straight, we say good morning to each other, and to the teacher, and sit back down.. sitting straight and not your back and stomach isn't touching the desk or the seat. They are very strict about it. And honestly, lol it wasn't that bad.
malaysian-chinese schools too, i legit got vietnam flashbacks from watching “stephiance’s class” segment. except the only thing different is, i rmb we had to stand up, bow 90 degress, and wait for the teacher to say “rise”, THEN we’ll say good morning. and for each class period, before the teacher exits the class, we have to stand up again, do the same thing except with “thank you teacher”. then we wait for the next teacher to come in, and we do the same thing again and the cycle continues for the rest of the day.
Stephiance: we all say goodmorning teacher. Dandan: Is the military...? Me:😂😂😂 Also me: i used to do this in primary school...& I'm from Australia....😂🤣😂🤣.. so many flash back.
Dude I swear Stephanie is gonna end up having more occupations then Barbie. Like she was a restaurant owner, Ramen ranker, like seriously what CANT she do. We stan😂
Stephiance teaching Stephanie and DanDan was my favorite thing ever!! Especially since I have been to years of chinese school. Please make more of this schooling content 🤩
Stephaniancé's class is the most relatable and close to home ( but in high school we're the teachers' friends so ) Stephanie's class is one i would love to attend more Dandan's class GAVE ME CRAMPS CUZ I LAUGHED SO HARD
I’ve lived in china for almost 7 years now after moving here from venezuela and yes the way that stephiance describes Chinese school is correct cuz I went to one for a year but now I go to an international one. I’m currently here in quarantine and ur videos are the only thing keeping me sane. Thank you so much for all your uploads that distract me from all the virus craziness that is going on right now. ilysm 💕
At 59 secs literally everything she said “it does not mean that u can sit on ur phone or....” Me literally right after watching that clip (because i had to go study 😢) i do everything she said not to do
Y'all have NO IDEA how many times I've watched this video...it is better than ANY comedy strip I've seen!!!! PURE LAUGHSSSSS!!!! It just never gets old.
Joke of the day: Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the quaranTEENS *I'm sorry that was so lame*
Stephanie will be the teacher that will let students eat in class and Stephiancé is the kid that tells on other students. Dan Dan will be the student that says random jokes in class.
Totally can relate with Stephiance. I go to a strict Chinese primary school when I was younger, we have to immediately stand up and greet the teachers by saying “起立，行礼！” (qi li, xing li) 'Stand up and salute' Everybody bows to the teacher, "陈老师早安! ” (chen lao shi zao an) 'Good morning Miss Tan' then the teacher will say, “好的，坐下。” (hao de zuo xia) 'Okay, take a seat' then the students replies， “谢谢，陈老师 。” (xie xie chen lao shi) 'Thank you Miss Tan' We have to do it for every lesson, and BISS if we don't do that, we will get lectured for not being respectful by the teacher and get punished. 藤条要出场了(ten tiao yao chu chang le).
Stephiance: any questions..? Stephanie & dandan: no.. Not even a second passes Stephanie: breaks down for less then a minute. Me: what just happen.. Also me:😢😢😢.
I'm telling y'all my teachers are giving us more work during the quarantine than when we were actually at school lol I'm in choir and my director got us sight reading at home lol
hands down one of my favorite videos you’ve made! your editing really takes the videos to a whole new level and the vibe between all three of you guys is hilarious. I love this three way collab
Stephiance: ma'am ma'am Stephanie: yes Stephiance: *points to Dan Dan* He's laughing at me Stephanie: Its not kindergarden I can't! I am dying of laughter after only one second. This is the quality video I come for.
ISOLATED brilliance. Y'alls ability to create quality content out of nothing, EVEN WHILE STUCK INSIDE, is why I am perma-subbed to all the channels. Change for nobody. I laugh a lot more these days because of you bbs. SENDING LOVE AND CHEESY POUTINE POSITIVITY, ALL THE WAY (more like 4 hours away) FROM VAN CITY, B.C!
literally so chaotic but i’ve never been happier to see this trio HAHAHAH got my stomach cramping from laughing so hard like dandan: puts 100% effort in speaking chinese stephanie: still wins
Dandan teaching got me so excited then..... dancing..... animal dancing. Me: wow everyone of them have very diffrent teaching methods. Stephanie: the chill teacher Stephiance: the strict teacher Dandan: i dont even know... a dance teacher...🤔.
I’m thankful for nick Bc of him I Came across her channel and I’m so happy that I did. I literally go to sleep watching your vids and I get so happy when I see a vid posted💜I love all of you guys!!
so far during quarantine stephanie becomes:
- teacher
- ramen ranker
- military dude
- michelin star restaurant owner
- interior designer
- fashion designer
this girl achieving more things in life than i ever will. omg she's barbie.
She should just run a whole hotel at this point
quadrupletalented :
@@fishsticks3701 we will be quarantined at her hotel :)
she busy biss or whatevah 💅🏽💼💁🏽♀️
Did u forget, she’s also a mukbanger
Stephanie: “The song is by a classical musician”
Also Stephanie: *teaches Korean trap song*
finally I was looking for this comment
“My parent owns the school” that’s one line in every kdrama out there 😭
Omg I read this right as he said it 😳😅
Stephaniance: "You are too young to have a boyfriend."
Steph: "I'm 24."
LMAO
DanDan: My name is Alpha.
Stephiance: His real name is Alphredo.
Like LMAO
😂😂😂
Zooms in on Stephanis's engagement ring
😂😂😂😂
“la mayo”
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
*stephanie dancing"
Stephiance:She sucks!
DANDAN: NO negativity
Stephiance:shes below average
😂😂😂
Stephanie: Talks about how she didn’t go to college
Also Stephanie: an INTELLECTUAL
she has multiple self made degrees at her own universities online worldwide
@@delishcherries6425 a legend
stephanie was definitely the kid when someone said a joke and everyone stop laughing and she’s just silently laughing
I can imagine that
Min Nia samee
Thats me bro
meeeee omg it's so embarrassing
I’m that kid
“He’s real name is Alfredo”
-Kevin April 9th 2020
Stephiance really tried to make them learn chinese tongue twisters. My dad literally says those to me really fast to flex on me and then laugh 💀
😂😂😂😂💀
DanDan: My parents own this school.
Giving off "Rich boy love interest in a K-Drama, whose millionaire mother throw money at the main girl telling her to stay away from her son" vibes.
And Stephanie is the cool sister who supports the love of Dandan and "Ashley".
Ahhh love those kdramas. Recommendations of dramas like these plzz??
Cinderella and the four knights on Netflix:)
@@n0tsummerrr115 is it good? Cause I've been debating on watching it
They should recreate this
*ROLES*
First Class:
Stephanie as *Miss Soo*
- the Kindergarten, TikTok, Music teacher
Mistermangobutt as *Kevin*
- the teachers pet
DanDan as *AlPhA* (real name: alfreno?)
-the only boy who doesn’t have a girlfriend in class
Second Class:
Mistermangbutt as *Mr. Soo*
- the strict chinese teacher
- gives hard Chinese words
Stephanie Soo as Stephanie Soo
- the smartest in Chinese in the whole class
- got the highest grade, *C*
DanDan as still *ALPHA*
- tries his best to not fail Chinese class
- famous lines, *”Chepotaw Pota Pota”* (as a Filipino this doesn’t feel right)
- got 💯 in Chinese writing
Third Class:
DanDan as *AlPhA*
- the dance teacher
- very passionate with dance, connects with music and movement
- also a rapper
Stephanie Soo as a giraffe
- TikTok star
Mistermangobutt as *Kevin still*
- certified best dancer
Summary:
First class was violent and the teacher likes handing out stickers
Second class was very strict, *AlPhA* got 100 in Chinese writings
Third class was a tiring class of the day, they learnt how to do the shy thingy in TikTok and a dance battle occurred
larwhoe that’s a lot to read lol
"as a Filipino this doesn't feel right" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Ma’am..?”
“YES KeViN”
“His real name is Alfredo”
Slsjsksjdkdl
You spelled it wrong its obviously spelled."alpharedo"😂
4 D THIS MAKES SENSE YES
is anyone else hispanic & jst laughing at them saying ‘pUtA’ shdjdhdjfjf
M
Deadass
Yup xD
HAHAHAHA
YESSS LOL,Im Filipino but it means the same thing here lajskshsjs
Rhrhrhd I literally had to leave the room cuz I was shook and my parents kept on looking at me 😂😂😂
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Stephanie's mom: I don't know any of them.
So ture....😂🤣.
*BEST PART YET*
Dandan: "Wait, wait, wait! Teacher, he's wearing a hat."
Stephanie: "You are wearing a hat."
MisterMangobutt: *raises hands*
Stephanie: "Yes?"
MISTERMANGOBUTT: "I'M BALD."
dan dan: he’s wearing a hat
steph: he is wearing a hat
stephiance: i’m bald 🤭
me: i feel you
*"Teacher.."*
*"Yes?"*
*"Kevin's smoking in class!"*
*"Kevin?.."*
*"I cant breathe..."*
HE GOT LUNG CANCER ALREADY-
*dan dan thinking he's saying a Chinese poem*
dan dan: "puuta putaa"
me: *DYING OF LAUGHTER* HE JUST CALLED ME A BISS IN SPANISH
Stephanie: Is this what china class like?
Stephiance: Yes, and in this class.
What a responsible, humble, and disciplined stephiance. HAHAHAHHA
Mistermangobutt: he’s laughing at me Stephanie: it’s not kindergarten 😂
As someone who understands Mandarin aka Chinese, I was laughing so hard when stephiance was teaching Steph and Alpha Dan those riddles hahaha love this relationship!!!
His name’s Kevin 🙄 (lol joking😊)
Dandan: *he's wearing a hat*
Stephiance: *I'm bald*
For a second I was thinking could it be true🤣but then...only 4 people will know
Just search stephiance’s photo on google and his face will pop up
he's not! i've seen him 😂 his hair looks good!!
Don't worry he is not bald
@Akichang Dela cruz and @@judehm6025 Oops hehe I guess he's not. Good for u guys tho to be able to see them in person 😍
@@MAYLIEMAY he's soooo handsome!!!!!
Stephiance: well too bad, you’re in my classroom. Everybody stand up.
Everybody: *stands up*
Stephiance, already mad with power : one hop this time
I literally heard the beat drop when I read that.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"already mad with power" 😂😂😂💀
Stephanie: “you’re probably missing class right now”
Also me: in my zoom class on mute with no camera watching her new video
Stephanie: "Korean history"
Also Stephanie: *shows the class it g ma*
😂😂😂
Stephanie: “It doesn’t mean you can be on your phone”
Also Stephanie: Pulls out her phone for a lesson when she’s supposed to have her lesson prepared and memorized😂
Not to mention it's an online class -
Just for anyone who don’t know “it g ma” by Keith ape is a real song and a bop
UNDERWATER SQUAD
“It’s not kindergarten” -Stephanie Soo, 2020
Get over it.
Stephanie has such a strong American accent when she speaks Chinese, IM DYING LOLOL
When Stephanie lowkey mocks everyone currently attending Zoom university 😂
With the whole Alpha thing, i’m really starting to think that Dan Dan has a dominance kink 💀
oof
it just sounds like they're saying 'puta' over and over again , and I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
Phil Army hahahaha
Yay
OMG i was laughing like crazy! Filipino gang!
Omggg Ikr lmao
@@AriaVillee I didn't know Filipinos use that word. I'm Mexican and we use it as well haha
In Japan, we do the same as the Chinese schools. We stand up straight, we say good morning to each other, and to the teacher, and sit back down.. sitting straight and not your back and stomach isn't touching the desk or the seat. They are very strict about it. And honestly, lol it wasn't that bad.
malaysian-chinese schools too, i legit got vietnam flashbacks from watching “stephiance’s class” segment. except the only thing different is, i rmb we had to stand up, bow 90 degress, and wait for the teacher to say “rise”, THEN we’ll say good morning.
and for each class period, before the teacher exits the class, we have to stand up again, do the same thing except with “thank you teacher”. then we wait for the next teacher to come in, and we do the same thing again and the cycle continues for the rest of the day.
Stephiance: we all say goodmorning teacher.
Dandan: Is the military...?
Me:😂😂😂
Also me: i used to do this in primary school...& I'm from Australia....😂🤣😂🤣.. so many flash back.
Dude I swear Stephanie is gonna end up having more occupations then Barbie. Like she was a restaurant owner, Ramen ranker, like seriously what CANT she do. We stan😂
Nobody
Dan Dan, Stephanie, Stephiance- “Squa Squa Squa”
Maytte Zamorano haha ikr
16:40 onwards Stephiance being the supportive father of the two kids: bambambambambambamabamam
Imagine being locked with them...
I wish.
Sameeeee!!! We all would have so much funnnn \٩(๑`^´๑)۶/
Yeahh
sAme
Kevin - the bald student
Alfred - the birthday butler
Can’t wait for the next version of stephiance
Stephanie: *gives star to Dan Dan
Dan Dan: thank you
Stephiance: can I also get a sticker too
Stephanie: Kevin this is not a participation class
6:41 that was the cutest chuckle i have ever heard in my life... im actually amazed...🤣🤣💕
stephanie: squa
dan dan: *deEp vOiCe* squA
stephance: sQUA
No one:...
Stephiance: tells them to write “my Chanel is crap”
Me:😂😂😂 this man
If this was an online class, I would be present everyday
Stephiance teaching Stephanie and DanDan was my favorite thing ever!! Especially since I have been to years of chinese school. Please make more of this schooling content 🤩
Ok now they’ve officially lost their marbles
Stephaniancé's class is the most relatable and close to home ( but in high school we're the teachers' friends so )
Stephanie's class is one i would love to attend more
Dandan's class GAVE ME CRAMPS CUZ I LAUGHED SO HARD
i cant imagine who the teach is gonna be
steph: okay class
😂😂😂
I’ve lived in china for almost 7 years now after moving here from venezuela and yes the way that stephiance describes Chinese school is correct cuz I went to one for a year but now I go to an international one. I’m currently here in quarantine and ur videos are the only thing keeping me sane. Thank you so much for all your uploads that distract me from all the virus craziness that is going on right now. ilysm 💕
At 59 secs literally everything she said “it does not mean that u can sit on ur phone or....”
Me literally right after watching that clip (because i had to go study 😢) i do everything she said not to do
8:13 was the FUNNIEST part when Stephanie laughs at DanDan.
*broooo, imagine if they were our substitute teachers-*
*that would be so fun-*
Not Stephiance he strict...😢.
Love all od them but i can't get Stephiance.
*brooo I don't think there will be a school at the end of the day if that happens* 😂
I would be an hour early to school everyday
I wish subs were like them when I was in School! They're the best!
Y'all have NO IDEA how many times I've watched this video...it is better than ANY comedy strip I've seen!!!! PURE LAUGHSSSSS!!!! It just never gets old.
Stephiancé's panda dance was so beautiful, Stephanie had tears in her eyes
We also do the stand up thing and good morning lmao and the way stephiance said "I don't like the energy" IS SOOOO ACCURATE in my class lmaooooo
Stephanie Having a mental break down when Stephiance became the teacher...
Stephanie: This is meant to be fun....😢.
Me: i feel you..🙁.
Stephiance: “You’re to young to date”. Stephanie: “I’m 24”. 🤣🤣
Joke of the day:
Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the quaranTEENS
*I'm sorry that was so lame*
Mansi Verma hahahahha!!! #DoubleLike 🤣🤣🤣
8:10 they sound like minions
Stephanie will be the teacher that will let students eat in class and Stephiancé is the kid that tells on other students. Dan Dan will be the student that says random jokes in class.
Totally can relate with Stephiance. I go to a strict Chinese primary school when I was younger, we have to immediately stand up and greet the teachers by saying
“起立，行礼！” (qi li, xing li)
'Stand up and salute'
Everybody bows to the teacher,
"陈老师早安! ” (chen lao shi zao an)
'Good morning Miss Tan'
then the teacher will say,
“好的，坐下。” (hao de zuo xia)
'Okay, take a seat'
then the students replies，
“谢谢，陈老师 。” (xie xie chen lao shi)
'Thank you Miss Tan'
We have to do it for every lesson, and BISS if we don't do that, we will get lectured for not being respectful by the teacher and get punished. 藤条要出场了(ten tiao yao chu chang le).
Dandan: teacher he's smocking...
Stephanie: 😩.
Stephiance: i can't breath...
Stephanie:😧.
Stephiance : “iM BaLd” Me being DanDan: “I’m DeAd”
Stephiance: any questions..?
Stephanie & dandan: no..
Not even a second passes Stephanie: breaks down for less then a minute.
Me: what just happen..
Also me:😢😢😢.
Dan Dan: "compliment each other one time"
Stephiance: "nice knees"
Stephanie: "you gotta really big toe"
Stephiance: *hell yeah*😎
i can see we are all equally losin it durin quarantine
I super love this trio LMAO hahahahahha... I hope they still do videos with dandan after quarantine
DanDan: my parents owns this school
Stephanie like: Biss really (blink, blink)
This is literally me and my friends in 5th grade playing teachers at the school bus 😂
Stephanie: dO tHeY dO tHiS iN cHiNa?
Mr.mangobutt: I DoNt KnOw StEpHaNiE, DO THEY DO THIS IN CHINA SINCE YOU'RE SO SMART-
Stephiance is highly relatable for me. This is how I was when I used to be a home math tutor.
- He's laughing at me
- It's not kindergarten
*You sure biss?*
Stephanie: ScHoOl
Dan Dan: sChOoL
Stephiance: SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I'm telling y'all my teachers are giving us more work during the quarantine than when we were actually at school lol I'm in choir and my director got us sight reading at home lol
Omfg YESSSSSSSS!!! BISS YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE....😢😢😢😭😭😭.
Omfg YESSSSSSSS!!! BISS YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE....😢😢😢😭😭😭.
hands down one of my favorite videos you’ve made! your editing really takes the videos to a whole new level and the vibe between all three of you guys is hilarious. I love this three way collab
Who else low-key dropped everything they were doing and came straight to this video? 😅
Stephiance: ma'am ma'am
Stephanie: yes
Stephiance: *points to Dan Dan* He's laughing at me
Stephanie: Its not kindergarden
I can't! I am dying of laughter after only one second. This is the quality video I come for.
No one:
Literally no one :
Stephancie: I am bald
Flips in bald 😂
this video made me laugh the ENTIRE time and i’m not even kidding 🤣🤣 im dead, esp the part when they ask for music and dandan starts beatboxing 💀💀
Stephiance: skwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Stephanie &dandan: ....
Stephanie: wow i don't think your ready.
China: Good morning: teacher!
America: Hello, miss!
Sweden: Wassup homie!
Teachers are pretty much the annoying friends you can’t get rid of here. 0 respect pretty much
School: *exists*
Stephanie: *LeTs mAke oUr rOom iNto a scHooL cLassRoOm!*
ISOLATED brilliance. Y'alls ability to create quality content out of nothing, EVEN WHILE STUCK INSIDE, is why I am perma-subbed to all the channels. Change for nobody. I laugh a lot more these days because of you bbs. SENDING LOVE AND CHEESY POUTINE POSITIVITY, ALL THE WAY (more like 4 hours away) FROM VAN CITY, B.C!
People during quaratine: gets all the food they need
Stephanie, Dan Dan, and Stephiance: makes a classroom, and film mukbang for days
This whole video is a whole mood
My parent owns the school part has me weak Stephanie was like🙄
literally so chaotic but i’ve never been happier to see this trio HAHAHAH got my stomach cramping from laughing so hard like
dandan: puts 100% effort in speaking chinese
stephanie: still wins
i’m early and i got a bunch of “SQUAAAA-“
ixx lee_ ikr
The Chinese class Part was hilarious!!!!! Please do a Part II 🙏🏻
Dandan teaching got me so excited then..... dancing..... animal dancing.
Me: wow everyone of them have very diffrent teaching methods.
Stephanie: the chill teacher
Stephiance: the strict teacher
Dandan: i dont even know... a dance teacher...🤔.
This was so fun to watch can y’all do a part 2 or something😂 And make Stephfiance principle coz Chinese school system is fun af😂😂😂
Nobody:
DanDan:I want you to dance like a giraffe
Imagine having Alfredo and Kevin as your classmates! The dance battle was epic, and the Chinese class was out of this world
The energy those two boys have when they're together is so chaotic xD
"Stephanie I want you to dance like a giraffe"
Stephanie: 😲
"You got nice knees"
"You got a big toe"
Romance in the air~
I’m thankful for nick Bc of him I Came across her channel and I’m so happy that I did. I literally go to sleep watching your vids and I get so happy when I see a vid posted💜I love all of you guys!!
Stephanie as a teacher?
Me: Heck ya!
Stephiance * looks like a panda*
Stephiance: Chooses panda as his favorite animal
But still, proceeds to ask daniel what animal he is