We Christians need more laughter in our family life as "laughter is good medicine for the sou!" A STORY ABOUT A HYENA, A LION AND A CHIMPANZEE One day a hyena had found a short cut from the normal long journey of 5 kilometres to his family home with his fellow hyenas' that saved a lot of time. But during this short journey the hyena met a strong powerful lion that ambushed him, and grabbed his tail and started throwing the hynena to the left and to the right for a few minutes before the hynena broke free and escaped. However, the hyena was left a bit battered and bruised. Continuing on his journey the hynena came across a large muscular chimpanzee swinging above his head in a tree, so the chimpanzee noticed the hynena's body was a bit battered and bruised, and asked why? "O a great big lion ambushed me tonight on my way home from finding a short cut, and threw me all over the place, to the right and to the left several times!" "Don't worry I will help you if the lion tries to hurt you again!" So the hynena and the chimpanzee became friends..... The very next day both the hynena and chimpanzee walked along the same short cut pathway when suddenly the same lion ambushed and attacked the hyena again, and grabbed his tail and started throwing the hynena all over the place, to the right and to the left again. In the meantime the chimpanzee ran as fast as he could and escaped up a large tree. The hynena was now flat on his back battered and bruised looking up at the chimpanzee in the tree, and asked, "why didn't you help me as you promised?" Looking down at the hyena who was now flat on his back with all four of his legs up in the air, replied, "You were laughing hysterically, and crying out loud, and I thought you were enjoying yourself so much that I didn't think you wanted my help!!!" Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂!!!!
If I was to run a Church with the kind of stuff that I talk about everyday my Church would not be a boredy bored Church at all, it would captivate even the less captivated and Jesus would actually like my Church too.
Well i thought of a meme Guts from the anime Berserk just barely managed to slay 100 knights wih his big sword But Sampson from the Bible slain 1000 enemies with a bone club
Just a quick tought of mine? Ooh how great it would be, simply amazing, if you Kari & you Tulsi would become one day, the very first, U.S. WOMEN PRESIDENT & VICE PRESIDENT TOHETHER??! bOTHOF YOU GOT THE POTENTIALS! !
Why didn't Noah go fishing?
He only had two worms.
Wahey I don’t get it
@@candiannarras321 It's hardly worth the effort going fishing if you only have two worms.
@@candiannarras321 because he gets only 2 fish , because of 2 wormtraps
@@candiannarras321 in the bible, God commanded Noah to take 2 of each animal on the boat.
We Christians need more laughter in our family life as "laughter is good medicine for the sou!"
A STORY ABOUT A HYENA, A LION AND A CHIMPANZEE
One day a hyena had found a short cut from the normal long journey of 5 kilometres to his family home with his fellow hyenas' that saved a lot of time. But during this short journey the hyena met a strong powerful lion that ambushed him, and grabbed his tail and started throwing the hynena to the left and to the right for a few minutes before the hynena broke free and escaped. However, the hyena was left a bit battered and bruised. Continuing on his journey the hynena came across a large muscular chimpanzee swinging above his head in a tree, so the chimpanzee noticed the hynena's body was a bit battered and bruised, and asked why?
"O a great big lion ambushed me tonight on my way home from finding a short cut, and threw me all over the place, to the right and to the left several times!"
"Don't worry I will help you if the lion tries to hurt you again!"
So the hynena and the chimpanzee became friends.....
The very next day both the hynena and chimpanzee walked along the same short cut pathway when suddenly the same lion ambushed and attacked the hyena again, and grabbed his tail and started throwing the hynena all over the place, to the right and to the left again. In the meantime the chimpanzee ran as fast as he could and escaped up a large tree. The hynena was now flat on his back battered and bruised looking up at the chimpanzee in the tree, and asked, "why didn't you help me as you promised?"
Looking down at the hyena who was now flat on his back with all four of his legs up in the air, replied, "You were laughing hysterically, and crying out loud, and I thought you were enjoying yourself so much that I didn't think you wanted my help!!!"
Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂!!!!
I love how clean and legit funny this is. Still honouring God and not mixing with woke idealogy.
When you're walking in the beginning it starts with the white letter cuss word
This video been watched 24000 times ,still no like or dislike, it must be work of miracles
The reason there are no likes or dislikes is because the option to do either was disabled.
@@shatteredglass7188 why'd you wanna ruined it? 😛
@@immasista6537 ruin what?
@@shatteredglass7188 peoples belief that it was a miracle 😅😂🤣
@@immasista6537 oh, oops
😂😂😂ladies we got roasted
Haha 😂
Bahahaa😂
Love these some I don’t get but love them
If I was to run a Church with the kind of stuff that I talk about everyday my Church would not be a boredy bored Church at all, it would captivate even the less captivated and Jesus would actually like my Church too.
Love it!
Well i thought of a meme
Guts from the anime Berserk just barely managed to slay 100 knights wih his big sword
But Sampson from the Bible slain 1000 enemies with a bone club
Where can I get this music?
Spaghet
You got my wife laughing and that was not a wifi joke.
Love jokes. I also make my joke channel too.
Very True and Nice Too🕎🌈🕯🕊⚓🌾💫
These are horrible. ugh... face palmed so much I almost knocked myself out... LOL
Who were the 2 shortest men in the Bible? Bildad the Shuhite and Nehighmiah
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Our Father
Our Father who?
Our Father who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Is this a joke?
Love Canete stop hating
People died for this book were beaten to death I don't like that people make fun of it. It is the only way to Heaven.
@@ingtii4320 we aren't making fun of it.. We're just having fun..
@@ingtii4320 a cheerful heart is good medicine.
The kokes speek for themslvs. Please, lose the drawong??! + Other than that, the jokes are epprpriate , taseful & good!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who was the first orphan? Joshua. He was the son of nun.
Just a quick tought of mine? Ooh how great it would be, simply amazing, if you Kari & you Tulsi would become one day, the very first, U.S. WOMEN PRESIDENT & VICE PRESIDENT TOHETHER??! bOTHOF YOU GOT THE POTENTIALS! !
People died for this book were beaten to death I don't like that people make fun of it. It is the only way to Heaven.
What's the difference between Rolf Harris and a priest?
At least Rolf entertained the kids first.
It is sad commentary that anyone needs to go to church to get a laugh
Wtf are you to disrespect my Christianity
Your Christianity? Since when? And you're swearing 🤬?
Who ordered the killings of over 3 million people including his son? The God from the bible lol. What is Satan guilty of? Being petty lol
Here's one I just came up with:
How do you know when it's a christian joke?
Because it's fucking awful
Sorry, more fact than joke....