Can you beat Elden Ring as a Brainlet Mage?
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After way too long, here's the dumbest playthrough in Elden RIng.
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I did this to I became the retarded mage
14:26 "useful Items"
Cool idea , RESPEKT
The intro tricked me into thinking this was actually a good video, untill the loud background music and noises ruined it, shame.
where is the elden ring whit low faith video , from you?
"I Ooga, therefore I booga." -The Brainlet mage, probably.
“I unga for the holy. I bunga for the divine.” -a fellow DS friend of mine.
😂😂
"He became the greatest sorcerer to ever live"
"cause he was the smartest?"
"nah bro was dumber than a strength user, he just had enchanted swag that allowed him to cast spells"
Loser
Technically this is a faith run
You need to have faith in yourself to even attempt this monstrosity
oh boy just wait till you hear the plan for my next run...
@@MarcoYolo god will not forgive you for this one
@@MarcoYolo incantation build with low faith? Wonderful
Dark moon grestsword would work here if you had enough int from buffs and would rock
@@Mr.Skeleton-El faithless priest build?
"I'd lose one of them but I gain three magic shards"
Praying for Marco's balls🙏
Great video! I did this challenge a long while back and now am half tempted to retry it. Mine differed as I used Wretch as my starting class and also allowed myself to use Faith when needed (which was like, exactly twice lol). It's interesting to see how you did a similar challenge and see someone elses thought process on a similar challenge!
I love how different Seluvis voice is after his questline, he goes from pompous sorcerer to wisened wizard.
This was a nice run. You could've gotten an extra +5 Int (and +5 to every other stat for 1 minute) by using Oath of Vengeance, the Ash of War from the Grafted Blade Greatsword.
you need 27 strength to be able to use it though
@@p1ngerss Yeah, but he doesn't even need to upgrade Strength at all if he uses Radagon's Soreseal, the Strength-knot Crystal Tear and has Godrick's Great Rune activated for +20 extra Strength.
@@p1ngerss| he needed more than that for the watchdogs staff.
I wanted to try a run in DS3 as a mage too stupid for the magic teacher to be willing to talk to. Farron dart has an int req of like 6, but the minimum int to proficiently use a staff was 10. DS3's only int boosting item is late game and you can eventually get a simple infused item for passive fp regen (which you can't do in Elden ring)
DS3 felt so restrictive when trying to do fun builds. The freedon elden ring brings is a breath of fresh air.
just as a small note, if you ever did want to use faith to cast spells the catalyst you want is staff of the guilty which is normally used for thorn sorceries but scales exclusively off of faith.
Commander Nial is the only bossfight in a videogame that made me rage. No other boss in no other game did that!
Mostly, because of the stupid ass knights and the fact that sometimes, the knight outside could also join the fight!
So I'm with you, I HATE this fight!
I actually like that fight, the summons are annoying, but manageable, Waves of Darkness is able to interrupt the Dual Sword guy's attacks. Also if you use the shortcut and sneak you won't ever have any enemies join in. Also a Bewitching Branch can turn one of the summons on him, so there's that as well.
First time around though, not so much, hated the prick.
Very fun and interesting run. Neat video. It actually inspired me to do a similar run, but with incantations ( Prisoner-Class, lowest base-faith, never allowed to level said faith while only allowed to use incants , stat-boosting gear allowed ).
Very interesting how Elden Ring has all these possibilities to boost stats without having to level them.
Fun fact!
Those "input reads" aren't actually input reads, but they might as well be since they read that you are firing out a ranged attack, but you can abuse this with dragon breath (big cloud) and stars if ruin (delay and very fast bullets) and a barrage bow can be used to almost dogelock enemies
It's not an input read if it looks for an animation, then it would be an animation read. The godskin duo are a good example, they don't heal punish and aggro switch if you use any item, but they do if you use a flask.
Just like how a shortfin mako is not a longfin mako but they are still both extremely fast sharks
Finna need some more of these kinda vids. Your style of humour mixed with a Elden Ring challenge run is 👌👌
"With the combination of the spells No you, magic sword, and internet explorer"
Name a more iconic trio
Bro learned how to do the ultrakill shotgun parry in Elden Ring I can’t believe it
gotta really apreciate that, in the spirit of the run, he din't just go for alternative scaling staves, like the albinauric, serpent or prince of death's staff
Ad was well integrated, had funny jokes, and was short. 10/10, most creators can't figure that out
6:30 love how you have the Age of Empires theme here. XD
You get points for using the Spyro music from the Sparx levels, because there's no greater brainlet than that dragonfly...
1:41 That is the greatest ”No skill” joke I have ever seen. Actually brilliant stuff.
Now time to do “Can I beat Elden Ring as an atheist priest?”
Beating Elden Ring as a game journalist
17:15 Yeah, that's just how commander dipshit fights if you backpedal. Makes him super predictable. Still hits like a truck if you mess up, but way easier than his close range moveset. If you're doing a casual run like I prefer you can also try Crystalian or Putrid Corpse summons to tank the knights at the start. Corpses are absurdly tanky and their moan has aggro drawing properties (no joke), and Crystalian laughs at anything that isn't blunt damage until she gets staggered, letting you pick off at least one knight while she's up and dishing out a small amount of damage while she's at it.
Great memes, solid editing, no attempt at shitty humor to keep the video going, and low sub count. I love you D Listers so much man keep it up!
I also hate the Commander Niall fight. I think it's because all his attacks have a HUGE area of effect. Or if they don't it sure as hell looks like they do and I always try over-compensating with dodges because NOWHERE FEELS SAFE.
oh my god I never considered the idea of allowing torrent during elden beast, that might be the only way to make that fight tolerable without majorly reworking the boss itself
God that dog jingle collar freaked me out because I thought my dog was in my room when I knew she wasn’t.
7:14 Shadow of Rome hurt sound
15:08 Shadow of Rome hurt sound 2
Renaming Magic Glintblade to Internet Explorer killed me. XD Great vid!
Love the zombies scream in the edit
A mage so stupid, he became a GOD! his magics were incomprehensible to other mages, for they would overthink everything.
I have seen a guy beat that game with "kick" only... Like i dont even know how its possible for me to die so freackin much
The thumbnail is just me IRL.
Wait a f moment! YOU CAN PARRY WAVES OF GOLD?!!
24:40
My first mage build was a glass noodle for a long while.
yo tru, i have a problem getting to the end of a game and just nvr attempting the finale. last game i completed was hollow knight; the hard radiance.
hearing the aoe2 ost was really confusing, i thought i had accidentally booted up the game in the background
don't know anything about it but, would a 0 strenght, 0 dex and 999 equip load be possible enough for a challenge run worth trying?
Calling Caelid Ohio is an understatement to the Eldritch horrors of Ohio.
There's a potent Scott Falco vibe to this.
lmfao he called Caelid Ohio. That was hilarious..
We should call the faith version “can you beat elden ring as an atheist priest”
well I was gonna ask about a faith run but since you said you are already planning on it I will just subscribe and wait
He's doing a Thops playthrough
it is fiting that the starting class which has faith has the loest inteligence😂
Congrats u and the noble sorcerer are now considered the strongest in the world😅
BFMS
big fukkin magic sword 😂😂😂
Ah I remember America scarseal, America Sorseal.
I loved this, it was so fun.
So the Chad mage build
I just found out that level 45 isn't much which was my level when I got to farum azula
beating fire giant at level 45 is crazy
Its okay, your voice still sounds nice even when you’re sick. 👍
Ah! the bluntstone build eh?
can u beat elden ring with only legendery incantations/spells
Technically since the rules said you can only deal magic damage you could use the magic dragon breath the ice dragon breath and the briar sorceries... I'm also writing it way too early into the video so I'm sorry if you did
Marco did you quit for honor
This feels like proof that magic is v strong
Big brain with no sauce.
Niall only has like 4 attacks
This is how Elon Musk played Elden Ring
God damn it you got me
One more big score arthur
So a normal wizard build?
Aren’t you meant to use night sorceries for bosses like radagohn and malenia?, otherwise brilliant run. 10/10.
Anyone else notice the Mario Paint music?
Okay, look, this is cool and all but can you beat Elden ring while over encumbered and not being able to wield any weapons? Can you beat Elden ring as an American?
You mean Canadian.
@@demonintellect9834 obese Canadian
I thought I was watching a funny meme video but I actually got an answer to how to get to that stupid ledge. I have over 300 hours in this game
Take this to pvp
5:25 it didn't "turn you into an alcoholic" meaning you already were one?
I think you might be confusing intellect with education.
how do you talk exactly like sseth
Ohh, cool video
You can beat Elden Ring naked with a butter knife. So yeah, it's kind of pointless to be asking these kinds of questions.
Its more catchty then "How hard is it to beat elden ring with...". Everyone knows the question is rhetorical
Just a note: if you parry the spell TOO LATE yes maliketh’s sword waves will still give their effect BUT at reduced damage… however if you parry them CORRECTLY and EARLY ENOUGH then you take NO DAMAGE
why you write like greg heffley
With the new Elden Lord as sharp as a marble and as strong as a 0% beer, the Lands Between then went into crisis
Age of perfect order would have been such a shot of salt in the wound that Jesus, think about the most retarded magic man being the Elden Lord of perfect order. I wouldn't be surprised if Miyazaki would have added somekind of a surprise flame of frenzy moment because of the absolute mindless idiot sharted in the throne.
Elden lord Biden.
Fun fact: the earth is actually more smooth in comparison to its size than a pool ball.
I was wondering "Does he not know you don't need to do the rogier quest to gain access to ranni?" Then I realized he's literally doing a brainlet run.
You don’t have to do rogier quest to get to ranni. I got the ranni ending without even knowing rogier existed
You're right. Brainlets always find a way to simp
@Bill Clinton Enjoyer *Invaded by Hugo The Brainlet!*
@Bill Clinton Enjoyer cause he can
@HugoTheLegume my first play through I didn't even find ranni
Even a Bluntstone can cut when applied with enough force.
The dragon slayer from bezerk in a nutshell.
Beating elden ring as marco yolo
Ayo what you doing here? 👀
@@imperialspy63 god told me to watch this
@@Vodkadude yeah that checks out
@@Vodkadude yeah that seems about right
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ that challenge would be to hard for us humans
refusing to use a staff that could bring more damage without breaking the rules in favour of a staff that literally was made for creatures that are below human intelligence is probably the most in character role play of this challenge run
I love how this is actually 2 torturous runs in a single video just because of 1 smurf quest
I made a DND character like this once. He was destined to be a barbarian but ended up a wizard instead. The only spells he knew were magic missile and Mage Hand. No matter how many levels he gained I asked the DM if I could refuse to learn any new spells on principle.
Based
That poor d4 hp die...
Had a buddy who made a similar build, barbarian who thought his hands had healing powers honestly the comedic relief it provided was the best I ever had.
Lmao good job
Did u do well? I guess not hehe
28 minute Elden Ring video? We’re eating good
If im not mistaken, you can still get Selivus' Magic talisman if you give the potion to someone other than Nephilli, such as a certain fecal fellow.
I think Gideon will also dump it out for you if you tell him about Selivus
“Fecal Fellow” is something I find unreasonably funny
No one tell him that you can equip another staff in the off hand and get it's benefits
I did that for my 2nd run with the meteorite staff lmao figured it out eventually
you WHAT? does it just give u insane sorcery scaling
@@demonblade700 Nope. Depending on which staff it gives 15-30% increased damage on certain schools of magic. Still would have been amazing to buff carian slicer
@@raptorxrise5386 ye im stuck on elden beast rn offhanding meteorite staff w rock sling almost got it
if you read the lore, this is basically a Demi-Human Queen run
"I had to choose the stupidest class which was a tie between the barbarian and the religious man"
That "accurate tbh" was unhinged. You earned a subscriber!
I love theist jokes
Something I thought of.
Since you're using the 'staff' to deal magic damage couldn't that be buffed with Scholar's Armament to make the damage way better?
Reply note:
This is implying the staff follows the same behavior as Clayman's Harpoon
@@Floramaxy Yeah was thinking that might be a thing.
Hoped not since at least the harpoon can but... Ah well
@@yugijak Even if it could be buffed i dont think it would work. Weapon buffs, as far as i know, only apply to skills where you actually hit the enemy wiht the weapon (like spinning weapon) , not projectiles like the corzier
@@raptorxrise5386 Ash of Wars are different as it affects specific damage types.
Could be wrong but the way I understood it is that it's based on type of damage dealt. So physical damage would be only physical boosting.
Whereas if you use say glintstone pebble on the harpoon the magic attack would be affected by magic boosts
@@yugijak Scholars armament doesnt boost magic damage. It applies magic damage to the weapon that is than dealt to any enemy when they are hit by the weapon in addition to the weapons already existing damage. And im fairly certain that this extra damage isnt applied by projectiles created from an AoW
Yay! My favorite Colossal Weapon gets some love!
Watchdoog's Staff is pretty underrated. It gives you free magic damage as a Strength build!
The fact that your first full run was a challenge run is insane
Now we need to one where you are an atheist cleric: lowest starting faith using only incantations.
The Spyro Theme halfway through the video hit me right in the nostalgia
Um, Acshtually at 8:57 when You were hitting that crab, Your character BOUNCED off of it which is a CLEAR sign of a STAFF hit, therefore it's PHYSICAL damage. I acknowledge this video as invalid.
At least you got a bunch of seals that make being a faithless cleric easier for that Run
Next time I play through NG, I'm gonna make an atheist faith build
You could have had a much easier time if you had used the albinauric staff, as arcane increases your resistance to holy damage, which Radagon and the Elden Beast both deal in spades. Plus is has a better scaling off of arcane than the prince of death's staff has off of faith. The prince of death's staff would have been better if you had used rancorcall, which would have also trivialized a lot of the fights since it has perfect tracking, near infinite range, deals good magic damage and can be gotten pretty early. So all in all, you made things a lot harder for yourself than it was necessary
I was half expecting you to go full ooga booga and just only use staffs as clubs
I remember watching you for your for honour crusader montages but this, this does put a smile to my face, so please big please, do more of these they're so good
I almost cried tears when the Elden Brainlet said, its brainlettin time
I love sorcery. I did my first run on release as a mage only. The only weapons I used were the moonlight GS. I was a honest all round multi class mage. The only run I haven't done was this one and now I don't have to. Thank you for doing this one for us King. Loved the video also can't wait to see you do the Faith video at lowest faith. Btw now that you know Rock sling is the best Sorcery spell for anything and everything (mostly bosses), I can't wait for you to use Black Flame and see it's true potential :D
Honestly, this run isn't even that hard, Marco Yolo made it much harder on himself. If you use the albinauric staff you can get incredible damage with no int. Same thing with the prince of death's staff and rancorcall, which I'm guessing he didn't use because he forgot that spell exists. But it would trivialized a lot of fights, especially Radahn, Radagon and Elden Beast, since it has perfect tracking and very long range. Radahn can't dodge it, Radagon can't parry it and the Elden Beast can't outrun it. Hourah Loux would have also been easy with oracle bubbles since he's too stupid to not walk into them.
@@joaogomes9405 he was more concerned with swag