What would I do to get the love of a rich girl? Well, I _definitely_ wouldn't trap Death in a cask, for one! Nothing good ever comes from one-upping Death, right? Death made a good point, though: Why settle for the Pope's approval when _Death Herself_ likes your wine? Death outranks the Pope because he has to die too! So cut a deal with Death! Just say, "Here's the story: I'm trying to impress this girl's father, but I really don't want you killing Mathilde before I can marry her and have a good life with her! So...I'll give you all the wine I have here and now for you to come back with me and get her Dad to let her marry me, and after that, I'll bring you another cask of my wine _every year_ that you let Mathilde live! Do we have a deal?" Do you think that would work? It has to be a better plan than tricking Death into getting trapped in a wine cask, right? (And I don't even want to know what Death on Mary Jane could do! She'd get stoned and start asking those weird questions like "How many people I can throw into outer space with one hand?" and people would die like hell over that!)
What would I do to get the love of a rich girl? Well, I _definitely_ wouldn't trap Death in a cask, for one! Nothing good ever comes from one-upping Death, right?
Death made a good point, though: Why settle for the Pope's approval when _Death Herself_ likes your wine? Death outranks the Pope because he has to die too! So cut a deal with Death! Just say, "Here's the story: I'm trying to impress this girl's father, but I really don't want you killing Mathilde before I can marry her and have a good life with her! So...I'll give you all the wine I have here and now for you to come back with me and get her Dad to let her marry me, and after that, I'll bring you another cask of my wine _every year_ that you let Mathilde live! Do we have a deal?"
Do you think that would work? It has to be a better plan than tricking Death into getting trapped in a wine cask, right?
(And I don't even want to know what Death on Mary Jane could do! She'd get stoned and start asking those weird questions like "How many people I can throw into outer space with one hand?" and people would die like hell over that!)
Harder to prove Death's opinion of wine over the Pope's
Who would go against death and class to be with their love
Sadly, when Death says they've come for you or someone, that generally means "Its your time", and they will take you
Gonna say it, Death is BAAAAAD!