David Strassman please sign autograph from you. Mr strassman. I have been singing. And. Watching Jeff Dunham rocks. So where should I get your DVD's at thanks again Lindsay Sperry June 5🌈
@@DavidStrassmanChannel hey there David I am a big fan of you you're really amazing I really love Ted E bear he is my number one favorite he is really cute please give him a hug for me and here is a chocolate for him 🍫😊❤🤗 take care and be safe and tell Chuck to not get to any more trouble lol
+Steven Roder Hi Steven, thanks for the nice words! Want to see something interesting? Go to Google and type in, "Zerdin stole".. See what comes up.. -DS
+David Strassman hey Mr strassman :) if ya wanna compete in a help me name my dummy contest on Facebook on the worldvent page your more than welcome to join in on the fun :)
+David Strassman I love Jeff Dunham rocks he has walter achmed peanut Jose jalapeño you on comeby central well I got Jeff Dunham dvd been watching sometimes may 10 2016 🔯♊
I still and always will think Strassman is the best ventriloquist to ever live. Better than Jeff Dunham, better than Dan Horn, even better than Edgar Burgen. Keep going Strassman, you are AMAZING at this :3 :)
+Mr. Grunge -_- Hey Mr. Grunge, thanks for the kind words. All the vents you mentioned are all great at certain things, not sure if there's a 'best', but, thanks for saying so. All my best, -Dave
David, I first heard of you a hour ago, and I still can't stop laughing. thanks for the humor I haven't laughed this hard since my childhood when I was a class clown, thanks David
Saber, You first heard of david 87,660 hours ago, and you still couldn't stop laughing. You were thankful for the humor as you hadn't laughed that hard since you were a class clown as a child, you were thankful towards david.
My son has a Ted E. Thinks it's the real Ted E. Loves him to bits. When he's older hopefully you're still going and we'll take him to a show. Our whole family loves Ted E!
I love Ted e bear he is my favorite. 😃 hope you do a national tour soon and do one in San Diego. 😃 we got lots of childcare snacks down here for Ted e. 😃
+Steven Roder Hi Steven, no worries.. autocorrect has made me personally embarrassed many times! Sorry, but I don't play the US.. My last show is on Netflix, if you want to have a look. Come to Australia! Thanks! DS
When writing the script: David: How can I showcase my ability to do all these animal noises as one of my puppets? I know, let's have Ted E. Bare growl at Chuck and Chuck call him a Schizophrenic farm animal! Perfect! xD
Hey Steve, Glad you enjoyed my show. Ted's are supposed to last a few years, if yours died in under a year, we can send you a replacement. Just go to my webstore and email customer service! -Dave
There is a video of a show from the '70-80's. I think it was called dinosaur show. The baby one always said "not the momma". One clip is of the puppeteer having a break down. I'll try to find it.
Mr straps man. . if you put a rod in one arm with a clip attachment. you will able to move a arm and talk movements at same time by moving arm down teddy right arm moves up.and swinging elbow left to right will move teddy arm too.
1:00 erm, wtf?1 WOW. is it me, or did teddy and Chucks voices just overlap here?, when teddy said NOOOO! he started saying it halfway through Chucks last word when chuck said 'dont have a shit fit'. i even slowed it down to see if i was just imagining it, but slowed down it's even more noticeable that ted starts talking before chuck finishes. how.theee.fuurrk. did you do that dave?
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I died at the part where Chuck wouldn't be quiet and Ted E kept yelling.😂😂😄😄
Glad you like it, thanks! DS
+David Strassman Your welcome you should bring your show to Little Rock, Arkansas.
Ted E. Bear is too sweet, Chuck needs to stop picking on him!!! Chuck is a baaaaaaad boy!!!! LMAO Class act Mr. Strassman!!!
+AzuuleFiredragon101 Hey Azuule, thanks for your message.. I'll tell Chuck to stop it!! Thanks, dave
+AzuuleFiredragon101 I think he is evil boy
David Strassman please sign autograph from you.
Mr strassman. I have been singing. And. Watching Jeff Dunham rocks.
So where should I get your DVD's at thanks again Lindsay Sperry June 5🌈
I know nothing is as funny as this and who could't love this TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey AngryOzGeek,
Glad you like Ted.. he says, "hi'
Dave
Thanks Dave: this was written by my 7 year old. I'll let her know. Cheers mate.
im not a turtle !!
I have a Ted E bear from this show, when you squeeze his paw he says "Im not a turtle!"
I love when Ted says that! Thanks, HereIam...
I have one that says I’m not a turtle ,welll and I love chocolate
I would love that. I would buy it.
Chuck was bad.
@@DavidStrassmanChannel hey there David I am a big fan of you you're really amazing I really love Ted E bear he is my number one favorite he is really cute please give him a hug for me and here is a chocolate for him 🍫😊❤🤗 take care and be safe and tell Chuck to not get to any more trouble lol
Awwww Teddy is sooo cute when he's mad I love it😍🐻🐻
I thought Jeff Dunham was great but u Mr. strassman are better. Ted e is adorable hope to meet him someday.
+Steven Roder Hi Steven, thanks for the nice words! Want to see something interesting? Go to Google and type in, "Zerdin stole".. See what comes up.. -DS
+David Strassman hey Mr strassman :) if ya wanna compete in a help me name my dummy contest on Facebook on the worldvent page your more than welcome to join in on the fun :)
+David Strassman I love Jeff Dunham rocks he has walter achmed peanut Jose jalapeño
you on comeby central well I got Jeff Dunham dvd been watching sometimes may 10 2016 🔯♊
Hey Mr. Slinkerhouzer >>it's Starssman
David- teddy bears aren't supose to be skinny
Ted E- what are they supose to be
Chuck- a rug on my floor
I
Ted E Bare is just precious
Hi Sakura, Ted E. is the best.. he tells me everyday. Thanks for your kind words! -DS
Thank you too! Needed a reason to smile today
Aww teddy is so cute lol!!
You are by far one of the funniest ventriloquist I have ever seen.
Chuck: he shots herion David: No Teddy: who's herion? :D
Shantel Boat was he bad??? :(
Chuck: your dead father david: SHUT UP
Shoots*
I love when Chuck does this to TED E
Just made Teddy's "Just be quiet" bit my new ringtone. Can't wait to show it off.
i need the hospital fause im about to die in the begining when ted-e bear yells at chuck for talking
I still and always will think Strassman is the best ventriloquist to ever live. Better than Jeff Dunham, better than Dan Horn, even better than Edgar Burgen. Keep going Strassman, you are AMAZING at this :3 :)
+Mr. Grunge -_- Hey Mr. Grunge, thanks for the kind words. All the vents you mentioned are all great at certain things, not sure if there's a 'best', but, thanks for saying so. All my best, -Dave
You are definitely the best. :) I love Chuck & Ted E. :3 Ted E. Bare is so cute XD
This bit is by far my most favourite bit of yours. My mum showed me your shows when I was about 10 and I could quote this word for word.
Hi Chase, Thanks for that. Everyone loves Ted E.. he's just the best. Thanks, DS
I can't stand that I'm only finding this comedy gold now 😭 🤣!Love David's work!!!
I have watched it so many times even on DVD it's hilarious just so funny
LOL
Ted E. - what??? cuz i can!
I love Ted e bare he is Ace where he is acting shy and when chuck upsets him.😊
I dont know why this was on my recommended list I sure am glad it was lol
David,
I first heard of you a hour ago, and I still can't stop laughing.
thanks for the humor I haven't laughed this hard since my childhood when I was a class clown, thanks David
Saber,
You first heard of david 87,660 hours ago, and you still couldn't stop laughing. You were thankful for the humor as you hadn't laughed that hard since you were a class clown as a child, you were thankful towards david.
Ted:makes "growling" noises
Chuck: oh my god hes a schizophrenic farm animal
X'D OMG IM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
think I've watched these clips 100 times. so funny. even got few others to watch them. thank you for great entertainment.
Hey Dragon, dont' hurt your eyes! Glad you like my stuff... Dave
The best ventriloquist iv ever heard in my life. Hes way better than dunham. Love ur stuff strassman
This is pure talent , gotta see this guy live before Ted E losses his innocence 11/10
Hi Octavia, Thanks for the nice words! -Dave
This video is one of my favorite
Very impressive. Loving the dialogues.
i just want to give Ted E a huge hug
My son has a Ted E. Thinks it's the real Ted E. Loves him to bits. When he's older hopefully you're still going and we'll take him to a show. Our whole family loves Ted E!
I love Ted e bear he is my favorite. 😃 hope you do a national tour soon and do one in San Diego. 😃 we got lots of childcare snacks down here for Ted e. 😃
childcare was auto corrected from chocolates my bad. 😃
+Steven Roder Hi Steven, no worries.. autocorrect has made me personally embarrassed many times! Sorry, but I don't play the US.. My last show is on Netflix, if you want to have a look. Come to Australia! Thanks! DS
One of your videos went into my recommendation and its the best one yet. I couldnt stop watching Ted E 💕 he is so cute and ur so funnyy.. loved it!
"What? 'Cause I can". Lmao 😆😂
tried not to laugh and that lasted about a second
ventriloquist 123 Glad you couldn't hold it in.. -Dave
David Strassman .
I think ur a great ventriloquist and ur really funny too
Thanks, Pigdeon... -DS
DAVE
if you see this comment.. love your videos..Ted is my favorite!
i love that bear
David- teddy bears aren't supose to be skinny
Ted E- what are they supose to be
Chuck- a rug on my floor
This skit hit to close to home...
All your shows are good keep them going
Lol that annotation
No Dave, I don't have anything better to do. I thought Jeff Dunham was my favourite but you took the prize!
Wilfred Had One Hey Wilfred HO... Thanks for the compliment.. I try. -DS
+David Strassman ok
David Strassman I love Jeff Dunham he is my favorite I got he's DVD's yay
June 5 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
David Ted e bear is awesome he is fuckin funny as hell when I watch him i can't stop laughing
Cried laughing in da middle of da night
Hope my parents and sis don't wake up
But seriously this stuff is hilarious
When writing the script:
David: How can I showcase my ability to do all these animal noises as one of my puppets? I know, let's have Ted E. Bare growl at Chuck and Chuck call him a Schizophrenic farm animal! Perfect! xD
I love Ted it's my frist time watching this guy I've laugh so hard my ribs is hurting
I love Ted too!
Dave
This show is hilarious you should bring that to limerick in Ireland and I love ted e bear he is so cute and fluffy I just want to hold him
He's in Egypt toooooo haha
I love these videos they are soo funny
Deve sir u r a pure genius 👏👏
To Chuck:- "You fed Ted. E his turtle?!"
😁👍
Love it love it love it
Awww, poor turtle. :,(
I love u
u r the best comedian I have ever seen
U r just amazing at what u do:)
I LOVED seeing your show in person! :-)
PS; my Teddie has gone flat and I can't work out how to re-energize him!? :O
Hey Steve,
Glad you enjoyed my show. Ted's are supposed to last a few years, if yours died in under a year, we can send you a replacement. Just go to my webstore and email customer service! -Dave
I swear at 1:00 Chuck and TedE are talking at the same time O_o
+barracuda316 Maybe they are? -DS
+David Strassman Jeff Dunham June 15
i almost fucking choked on water
2:12 kill me lol
Did Ted E just said to Chuck "You be quiet on that seat Chuck!" Because I partly didn't understand what he said.
I thought he said "YOU BE QUIET HONASTLY CHUCK!"
I cryed....
I got a horsey! His name is Koda :)
you are a real good puppeteer and ted e bare is funny
Dalton Bufkin Hi Dalton, Thanks for the nice comment! -Dave
David Strassman hey David strassman kick the dust up Luke Bryan
Kill. The night CD you can choose a song for me ok June 8
Seeing "them" for the 4 time in April. Taking my Dad for his 1st time
i want a horseyyyyyyyyyyy lol
Thanks .I thought might work.
I always wanted to go to your show
OMG Hilariously
Lol love Ted bear god shut up chuck
So this is what it looks like when a ventriloquist puppet has a mental breakdown live on stage. :-) Hehehe!
There is a video of a show from the '70-80's. I think it was called dinosaur show. The baby one always said "not the momma". One clip is of the puppeteer having a break down. I'll try to find it.
Interesting to watch Dave's throat as the puppets talk. His mouth hardly moves, but his voice box does. Only just noticed it. Poor teddy.
Funniest Teddy bear
Im an absolute fan of your show and you David's Stressman can I encourage you to make a tiktok page so I can follow you on there as well
What is it about ventriloquists that's so damn funny
He He XD LOL
I was cc to man , lol!!!
Mr straps man. . if you put a rod in one arm with a clip attachment. you will able to move a arm and talk movements at same time by moving arm down teddy right arm moves up.and swinging elbow left to right will move teddy arm too.
+stan otter Hey Stan, thanks for the suggestion.. I just might consider it! DS
David Strassman I was wondering if I can have your autograph from you
Thanks again Lindsey Sperry June 5🌊🌈
Verry funny
Where can I get a Ted e bare
thx
I love uncle Dave he's hilarious right?
1:00 erm, wtf?1 WOW. is it me, or did teddy and Chucks voices just overlap here?, when teddy said NOOOO! he started saying it halfway through Chucks last word when chuck said 'dont have a shit fit'. i even slowed it down to see if i was just imagining it, but slowed down it's even more noticeable that ted starts talking before chuck finishes. how.theee.fuurrk. did you do that dave?
Funny
When can Dave n Jeff do a comedy tour
@David Strassman u should audition for AGT next year
My biggest concern is that TEDDE was playing with sulfuric acid
I 🖤 Chuck
2:16 XD
I want a horseyyyyyyyyy.
i'm not a turtle i'm not!!!
Poor turtle
funnnyyyy
Lol
They ate there turtles.
chuck just be quiet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry ted e bare
😂😂😂
ted e defiantly needs a chill pill
+Cameron Bush Hey Cameron, Agreed! -DS
Who knew Ted E had a dark side.
poor ted e bare
anyone watching in 2k15?
Chalee Hollandrose me
+Chalee Hollandrose hell yea
No......
2017!!!!!!!!!! Woo
I'm like teddy
looooool