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- Shane is trapped in Salt Life. Matt is technically all about Salt Life and would be shredding a skim board if he was there, but he's a family man now, and doesn't have time to shred the shallow tides. But he totally would.
Welcome to the future...The land of milk and tendies.
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Matt: You see this new sick set up? I put up a sheet dude. hell yeah
Dude this literally made me laugh out loud. I even read the comment in Matt's voice.
Got a sick ass globe lol😂😂😂
"i spruced it up" meanwhile it looks like a swedish prison cell
@@lewis6590 this comment deserved more love
@@lewis6590 lmfaoooo nice
00:00 Shane looks like a Terminator hunting a target at the Special Olympics.
Chicken Tendiesssssssssss
So fucking funny
Locked in
Blending in 😂
The T-300lbs
matt is the funniest person on earth dude holy shit
"You think they're not pushing culinary boundaries down there in wuhan?" Holy fuck
Come oh!
“You’re letting people know you’re all about water”👍
Saw him live, can confirm he's the absolute man.
Matt's hair on this zoom call is funnier than most comedians entire career
Shane being an aquatic bully in the past makes so much sense
The past ? Lmao he is most certainly still water bully 😂
I miss having friends, these guys are the best.
Learn to love yourself, then in the company of others. You got this dawg 🤠♥️
I feel this. This is a pretty close second, though, innit?
I hope you found some in the last 7 months. To me, less is more with friends. Quality over quantity
@MODEST Grower not really brother. Honesty probably have less. The last few I had all scattered and left the city because covid and now after everything is so expensive they moved out of state.
It's all good though, it's just hard not having that like connection that isn't family to vent problems too if that makes sense.
Stay strong Dawgs thanks for the words
u gotta show others ur the top dawg. go to a bar and take 10 tequila shots to pound town and everyone will be ur bro after
Literally one of the best episodes. I come back to this one more than I should
Saltlife Shane was my favorite arc
Perfect time for the switch to video.
Only podcast that consistently makes me laugh, thanks
From this to the cathedrals of Saint Rogies! Congrats dawgz. Was pretty cool to see the shaman and the lad together in the show!
You guys are the have the best dynamic. I just joined your Paytch. I’m glad SNL dumped Shane because he’s so much better than those posers. I’ve got everyone at work calling the Coronavirus the Coroneez. Congrats on the baby Matt. Love you guys.
It's spelled "coroniez", according to the Young Bull.
😂😂😂 Coroneez is hilarious.
@@pressrepeat2000 it’s how the chinee say colonize 😂
Lol they Streisand effected SHANE. So many learned of him after the firing
Shane didnt get cancelled, he was launched.
"Look at that sleepy dog" talking about a clearly dead dog is so fucking funny
*matt asks shane why he won’t taste breastmilk*
*instantly takes swig of straight liquor*
Shane's face as Matt describes shitting through the hammock is great
I would say don't believe Belize but later on when the Boyz ask McAfee about getting pooped on, his reaction is absolutely one of a man that likes to get shit on. It's HILARIOUS!!!!
This is the best comedy podcast out there. Period
Pushing boundaries on culinary arts
Matt looks like Ed Norton and Haley Joel Osment
Shaner looks like a young Alex Jones sent from the past to save us from carnivorous Libtards and the Coronees.
McCusker rocking the healthy Artie Lange
Hair gel like a boss
Edley Joel Norton
I am so excited about the future of mssp!!!
I will consume as much content as you can produce Matt, please keep cranking it out...
God blessed as aways bro
Matt describing the taste of breast milk as " it's like the milk from honey nut cheerios milk, it's sweet" is wild
Why does this not have a million views yet?
the js
This might be a top 3 ep.
Noted
The best thing to come out of the past couple years (pandemic) is this podcast blowing up
15 year old Matt dipping bagel bites in spaghettios while watching Pokemon.
hahah
Aka the breakfast of champions
20 yr matt did the same thing but porn instead of pokemans
“Kiddie pool full of guts” I actually use a kiddie pool where I gut deer 😂
"Thats brazil law dude, does it walk like a duck?" 😂😂
34:15 Matt breaking out some Zeppelin officially makes him the King
Bro Matt can actually shred, he posts vids on his Instagram story sometimes, he's actually very good at playing guitar
I think I have coronies is the funniest thing ever I’m such a loser I’ve listened to this podcast multiple times
These pods are the timeless relics of our peoples' golden age, may they never be desecrated by the men of enemy tribes or future generations
Shane was sipping some land sharks before this one
Listened to audio only first time through, came back for the guitar.
Well, here I am. Listened to every patreon and free TH-cam episeode and find myself with no unlistened to content.
Rev up the Bugatti, we're running it back. OUIIIII
OUIIII indeed
Matt is so talented lol
one of may favourite casts of all time
Matt looks like he’s streaming from a storage closet 😂
I come back to these Covid episodes often for comfort
Everything after 38:00 is absolutely insane. This is a hot cast.... Waaaaaay too hot.
Matt talking into the mic backwards has to be one of the funniest parts of this cast
Shane eating anything straight out of a can is hilarious.
That's how I eat sketti-os
The team could be called The Sanduski Huskies. Great job, guys!
Cuskey is like if the kid from the sixth sense grew up to be a podcaster
"I see cancelled people"
Surely he's been confused for him at least once in life.
Your like if the kid Sandusky raped grew up to be a fuckin faggot
I'm going full Salt Life this summer.. Thanks Shane.
How great is our God? Hell yeah, boys!
praise st anthony!
Thinking about Matt's wife right above him w/a baby, thinking...WTF is this maniac doing...
is a funny thought.
17:19 "If it has 4 legs, but isn't a chair, has wings but isn't an aeroplane, or swims but isn't a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."
- Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
The brewskies were flowing tonight.
I just paid off my credit card and I have finally been convinced to purchase my first Patreon subscription
Let’s go boiz. When to coroneez is gay the dawgz will play
Wholesome content 😂🫶🏽
Never made it as a blind man stealing. Tough life
So wholesome when matt gets on the guitar
The only zoom pod from covid days I will watch. Aloha!
I love using the phrase "salt life" so much lol
"That's salt life as fuck dude"
What a great post! Wow!
I like the “can you use it in a sentence” aspect.
Mad respect Yo!
Love and respect!
Hell yeah ! Quality program
I need to know if Shane's spaghetti-os had meatballs or not. I'm going to judge him based off of the answer.
Well call me an animal
Will Alexander I still wonder what those meatballs actually are
2 years later but I have a such a weird addiction to great value canned spaghetti. There is something about those garbage meatballs that makes them better than any other for me.
@@tbirdflocka898 on the positive side, you can always get a food you really like dirt cheap. Store a box or case of them somewhere. I bet they never go bad and if they stopped making them or change the recipe you always got your stash
It's not illegal to be soaking wet.
Pushing culinary boundaries😭
I miss the old days of the pod.
Look at the sleepy dog😂
That dog was so sleepy!
Shout out to the dawgs with the crucial cast. One NATION under DAWGS!!
3:10
Gram stokers??????
Nice one Matt.
Take a drink every time his brother Billy says “supposably”
A cougar is a woman that likes younger boys..
What’s a man that likes younger boys?
Nittany Lion
That one got me
Shane, an undaunted spring breaker.
Liked, subscribed and smashed notification bell
Rest in peace John McAfee
44:33. Exactly two years later, he got invited to Mar a Lago.
Matt is the low budget private investigator we need and deserve. Hot on every case, investigating the truth behind the veil of the dumbest Netflix documentaries.
45:50 Shanestradamus does it again
Hell yoyahhh! Love the video content. Proud of the boys, keep that view count a-rollin baby
shane is a long sleeves only guy. same.
Don't know if anybody will say it....can we put Shane up for the Big Boy burger look a like challenge?
The dawgs bringing the thunder 🔥🙏 salt life y’all haha
“I hooked up with Charles Barkley on spring break in Miami and now I think I have Coronies” is one of the funniest sentences ever spoken.
Deniro, guilty as charged
Holy shit. This is awesome. This is what Covid was like. Love these guys.
Wasnt ready for additional andrew yang lore
same
Aquatic bullying 🤣
honestly very cute when they said love you at the end of the ep
no homo but also i am gay
Oh HELL yes. The cast is on Video now? The DAWGZ approve. Thank god for the duo.
That would be sick if the night cast happens.
SaltLife is the go-to for grandmas tshirt gifts
God I miss the lockdown so fuckin much
Description: Shane is trapped in Salt Life. Matt is technically all about Salt Life and would be shredding a skim board if he was there, but he's a family man now, and doesn't have time to shred the shallow tides. But he totally would.
Welcome to the future...The land of milk and tendies. #Matrules
I love the boys. I love the Dawgs. God is good.
Come for Shane, stay for THE shaman.
over the hills is always my go to as well
Hot cast! Show off them young coronie free legs young bull
How good is our god!
Matt you should be proud of your guitar skills, that cover you were playing is actually very hard
hahahah doing the gay hand symbol and saying "my bad" was pure salty spice life hahaha
I respect your name mr mac.
“Went down there to watch the sun set last night” Yo I think Shane might be gay bro
34:06 was Matt about to rip sublimes rivers of Babylon? 😂
The only good one out of your nine comments lol
1:05:00 Geezer face Head rattlingly like on a fighter jet. Wtf lmao!
Shane's Superman curl is back in action Dawgs!!!
Holy shit!!!!! Hell yea, the Dawgs are ON!!!! Can't stop the cast Boyz.
Shane calling out drake 4 years before. This guy knew something
The subtle funny in this shit is great man
Bump
Damn, Matt drinking the good H20
Thought it a cidey
@@ourword3112 it's Mountain Springs water.
At first glance, I thought it was Jameson but realized it was water later. haha
Sweet warter bro
I thought he was drinking olive oil for a second
Why does Shane look like fed smoker?! lol
best plandemic content find right chere boys
bombaclat
Shout out phil "bigpun"gillis , shaner an pappa mcuskie
Funniest motherfuckers. Seeing the facial expressions makes the cast even funnier. Enjoy salt life Shane. That shit rules.
Shane stays the same, Matt looks like he’s close to wigger days. Money does some how smooth things out and make you look better