COW CHOP ROAST (feat. Sugar Pine 7)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ย. 2024
- POOR ALEKS... 🐮🔪
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We're back with another roast, and man does it burn! Aleks and Brett face each other in the most brutal way ever. Also, we have special guests Cib and James from Sugar Pine 7 competing for some slaps. Trevor and Jakob are in on the roast as well, and it's about time they get all their hostility out in the open.
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COW CHOP ROAST (feat. Sugar Pine 7)
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRETT RELAX OMG
The Butcher Wha?
Sir Borkington Did he fucking stutter?
"You quit the Creatures, you quit uploading to your TH-cam channel, you quit streaming. Why can't you just quit donuts?"
DEAD
EMP|BRZ|MCZDeanAmbrose damn he even brought up the creatures
This was the exact moment i liked this video
"Is it cold living in James' shadow?" BOI
WASTED
"you're now coming out of his shadow, most people step out, but you decided to grow sideways out of it"
holy shit
OH SHIT
Sly922 he got rekt' so hard...
Gotta love seeing James and Joe in the background enjoying how Aleks got roasted.
I mean, can ya blame them?
Makes me happy everytimr
Aleks: Career is a joke
Trevor: Has a weird face
SugarPine: Bunch of dogfuckers
Show of the year Sugar Pine 7
Yeah... They kinda weirded me out.
"youve got more speech impediments than a minecon q&a" fucking CRYING
Brett fucking killed Aleks holy shit
"Is it cold living under James's shadow full time?"
Oh shit Brett roasted Aleks' ass hard lol.
Agree
I want Brett to roast everyone tbh 😂
The pairings were kind of even, then Brett just demolished Aleks
Jakob was roasting Trevor, would like to see Brett v Jakob
I had to pause after everything Brett said.
Hoxtolicious SAME
Aleks is going to quit life next.
Me fucking too!!
Yes!!
It was fucking gnarly. Brett slaughtered.
"You quit the Creatures, you quit uploading, you quit streaming, why can't you quit the donuts" Oof
Owie
They have like multilayers of insult dont they, calling him fat while calling him a quitter its so nuanced and layered that now im thinking brett is a genuine roasting genius
Aleks: you remind me of my dad.
Brett: But I come here like every day.
c-c-c-combo damn Brett
He said that because they all know about his dad leaving on him.
DJay_Shady I think he knows
CastielUchiha I was replying to some other guy who deleted his comment.
DJay_Shady i see
Brett roasted Aleks to get back at him for roasting the couch
Aaron Cohen YOU RIGHT
911 likes even the fire department knows aleks is burnt
good one hahaha
I don't think Brett is playing the game right. He's not trying to make Aleks laugh. He's working out issues. XD
omfgggg
What do you mean that's not how it works?
YUP
Holy fuck Brett roasted the fuck out of Ellen. 🔥
Khail roasted all of Cow Chop in the post roll
No wonder Brett is so great at roasting Aleks.
He used to work for Machinima.
He's used to fucking over youtubers/kids far younger than him
who?
"I come here every day dude" SAVAGE
Can we PLEASE get a Brett vs James now??
i would die if that happens xD pls make it happen
DanielDKH All he'd have to do is mention the creatures.
No way dude I love James too much to see him go through that
It should have been his exit video
Aleks couldn’t even come up with a good comeback that’s the sad part
Brett Roasts:
0:47 , 1:48 , 2:07 , 3:10 , 4:38 , 5:50 , 7:27 , 8:46 (The best) , 10:09
Holy shit 8;46 is hella mean lol
Can we just get all the roasts that Brett did,or like just have him roast Aleks for an hour or two,cause thats the hardest i've laughed in a long time lmao
Damn I've actually never heard better insults before. Brett completely destroyed Aleks, in every way possible.
PajamaSuit Aleks I wouldn't advise that, don't want Aleks to be as dead as his channel do you?
“Is it cold living in James shadow full time?” BOIIIIIIII SHUT DOWN ALEKS BRETT JUST TOASTED YOUR LIFE LMFAO
When Brett roasted Aleks about him hiding in James' shadow James was in the background and he turned and looked
Scrub Plays
I actually had to pause the video and process that burn. Brett's burn was so spicy that even I felt it.
Pretty sure James had his headphones in for every person except Brett v Aleks. He seemed to respond to only Aleks ones so clearly he knew Brett was going to destroy Aleks.
"Do you wear that hoodie because it's cold living in Jame's shadow?"
Me: "I don't think he needs it anymore after that question"
i cried for alexs
That's not even what he asked
James giggling in the background killed me LMAO
I love that James looked over only at Brett and Aleks parts cuz he knew Brett was going to go in lol
Octavio Quezada finally someone said it
This is why we need brett in more videos.
“More disappointing than the let’s play family reunion “ oof
Ozisfat I think that was my favorite.
Ozisfat I'm not sure I got that one. Plus weren't they there for like 10 minutes?
Even James laughed when he overheard that
@cooper cody, im pretty sure it's because it was so hyped up but it turned out pretty boring
Dick Butt I wouldnt know im not a 1st member so I didnt get to watch it. But I'm not sure what people would expect they rented an expensive house it's not like they could trash the place.
"I hear you're more disappointing than the Let's Play family reunion" holy fuck
diegotheloser Wait what happened?
it was a stream with all the lets play members and it was really lame because nothing happened
That's James's shadow line. Fuck! That completely destroyed Aleks! If he wasn't already.
James just creeping in the back listening to Brett and Aleks is great
cos it was the best one
to* Aleks*
Irkaylub *alexcks
I think I'm beginning to understand why everyone fears Brett.
I have been afraid of brett since he broke down a fucking door just for the sake of the video. Brett is fucking dangerous.
Holy fuck...Aleks got roasted. Brett is vicious with the insults!
BeaTDowNcK brett cast vicious mockery for 1 d4 damage.
BeaTDowNcK He is absolutely not fucking around, Aleks got clocked so hard. XD
Last time he got roasted, we lost the first couch.
I could feel Aleks' pain from across the country god damn!
The video shoulda been just aleks getting roasted.
The sugar pine 7 guys were pretty entertaining. But holy fuck those Brett roasts. Damn.
*Its so satisfying*
- Brett
I love how James is in the back listening to Brett destroying Aleks verbally.
A Hybrid Theory and analy
Alek looks like hes been hurt real bad by what Bret said
alek and bret
PlanB333 he knew what he signed up for
Damn right
I would be too bro, I mean I'm hurt just listening to Aleks get roasted. Brett went off like holy shit.
2:05 James' face in the back was fucking priceless
edit: the more I continue to watch the vid, the more I realize how much of a savage Brett is, goddamn
Drumbeat is
Trevor: dont make it too personal
insults acne scarring
all those years in machinima with sark and inside gaming team sharpened Brett's roasting skills
DOES YOUR LEFT EYE NEED A NAP
listentothestreets why was that so funny though? Lol
I actually think that Aleks is actually emotionally hurt by Brett's comments
Thomas the Train nigga is going through some real shit...
I would be cause holy shit
Brett swung for the fences. Everyone else's roasts were just fun and games but Brett and Aleks really hit home with their insults toward eachother. It was equally hilarious as it was fucked up.
Probably why they hugged it out at the end
Aleks needed that hug 😂
Trevor and Jacob's stand-off were like cutesy, friendly shit that 5 year olds do to each other in the playground because they don't wanna be caught making the other kid cry
*LEVEL: EASY*
Cib and James' stand-off were like what pals or roommates who've got nothing to do say to each other just to annoy or make their friends snicker (which is all random bullshit they can think of saying) although the bite is still loose
*LEVEL: NORMAL*
Brett and Aleks' stand-off though... That's the kind of shit you say to another when you want to destroy a man.
*LEVEL: GOD HARD*
I fear Brett more now
Aleks is still living in Nova's shadow even when he's not even supposed to be in the video. Everyone is commenting about him in the background! XD
Holy shit, haven't heard someone call James "Nova" in forever.
General Nacho Haha I guess I'm old school.
"How do you feel putting strippers through college when you've never been yourself" LOL DIED!!
James in the background after that was the best!
Can you please explain this joke because I'm stupid
Thebob Gamertag
www.reddit.com/r/CowChop/comments/6cfkes/cow_chops_newest_show_for_first_members_only/
This was posted to the instagram of a strip club (couldn't find the original so this is an edit) and Aleks dropped out of college after 1 semester.
"old." lmfao
Mandy Marie god damn lol
Brett just became my favorite creature
Linqx 09 They arent called that anymore gohhhhddd
Get out.
lol guys I think he meant creature as in spirit animal
Creature?
Its clearly a sarcastic joke
9:01 when Aleks leaned back I could see him go back in time to the creature hub and I could hear his internal cries. Too real Brett. Bravo
Holy shit Brett was on FIRE 🔥
Brett didn't make the cut for duck dynasty so he had to settle with Cow chop instead.
Alex Fenix don't talk about etc like that
Did you not understand the video is about roasting and I'm just having fun to join in using the comments section? I hope your not feeble minded to think that this is a real insult.
Wow man, go get him. You can only be a true intellectual to understand what you're doing lol.
BRETT WENT ALL FOR IT
I never noticed James cheesing in the background of the Aleks and Brett parts, makes this video all the better 😂
It got personal real quick
Brett is a fucking Savage
James vs. Brett please! You guys need to make like a tournament from this hahaha.
ICE Arnie SAME I WANNA SEE THIS
Nooo! James will die!!
+Jack Spiring I just watched Nova's hand sign video XD (I get the reference)
James and Brett roast next please!!
Nyx 200 James is too pure his feelings will get hurt
Danny Oliver Yazawa Completely agree! and too pure to get his face hurt too 😂
James actually may be the only one with that ability
Brett would destroy him it'd be horrible
Jacob has the cutest fucking smile i swear to god
Elton Jakob he looks so innocent it gives me hope in humanity
gay
Ralph Potato very
Ralph Potato hey I'm gay for that beautiful smile too
Coming back in 2023 makes me miss cow chop so much. Wish I could go back to the good old days of cow chop videos dropping
Brett going to town on aleks's career
What career?
UNDERRATED
IntelligentReality both are correct
www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.asp
nope. if you read further it says "but only a stand-alone apostrophe to proper nouns ending in s." Then it gives the example of "Mr. Jones' golf clubs". Aleks is a proper noun and therefore requires just an apostrophe.
Evan but he's not a rapper.
Brett has been sitting on some of these jokes for a while
James face in the background at 2:06 lol
god damn thats cute no homo
James’ suds roast on Cib is so underrated
Who would have known both these channels wouldnt be a thing anymore 2 years later
I remember back in the old house the only thing cowchop would roast was a tabby cat for Arons lunch.God they’ve changed.
Gas mask Man Man that was ages I ago. TIME FLIES TOO FAST
"Is it always cold living in james' shadow or..."
OOF
guhh
ALEKS got DESTROYED. Brett's roasts were intense, over the top, I wouldn't be surprised if Aleks doesn't come back to the next video
I love how Brett just fucking demolished Aleks here lol.
Brett vs James - Do it ! I want to see that match !
Yes, that would be so savage
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"More disappointing then the Let's Play Family Reunion" fuuuucckkk
Gregg Wilding can anyone fill me in on why? I mean I know the creatures didn’t show up for their reason
Jonanthan Mares It didn't seem well planned, there was a lot of dead-air, and it just seemed like not much happened, but then again I only saw day 2 so maybe day 1 was better. idk
Jonathan Mares I thought the creatures broke up why would they be there?
"More speech impediments than the MineCon Q&A" WHEN THE FUCK WAS BRETT THIS GOOD AT ROASTS
Jonathan Mares this was recent so creatures aren't involved at all but basically lets play family reunion was going to be just that a reunion with the wntire lets play family and male a series pf cool videos rooster teeth really hyped it up to seem amazing but it was a huge let down since it was put up at the time of the streamys so alot of groups couldn't attend the reunion and it was overall a let down
okay but brett just completely fucking decimated aleks
God it’s been years and I still feel bad for aleks
Remember when fans saw this and were worried that Aleks and Brett had beef? And in the end, they were the last of the OG Cow Chop group to stick around.
I've only watched 10 seconds and I can already tell it's going to be intense
you're old....
just putting that out there.
I knew it was gonna be good when i saw brett
Was it because Aleks was sweating?
Welp, looks like Cowc hop has officially evolved to a brothel. What it was always meant to become.
I kept dying looking at James laughing in the background at 3:23
4:39 even Joe in the background was surprised by that one lmao
"You remind me of my dad"
"But i come here everyday dude"
God that hurt lmao
I want this show more often. Seeing everyone be really bad at insulting each other and suddenly getting a good one in makes me die inside laughing.
"How do you feel when...
"I dont"
Brett is way too fucking good at this. He needs to be a regular on this show
Looking back, Brett straight up destroyed aleks's whole life
My god Brett it’s a roast not a killing 😂 also James and joe in the background was hysterical
"Is it cold living in James's shadow?"
RIP Aleks
Oh my god I cried at 8:50, Bret didnt just kill the man, he burned the body
pikastach ikr
"Is it cold living in James shadow?"
Goddam!
I'm glad Brett hugged Aleks at the end he looked like he needed it
james in the background enjoying brett and aleks roast each other
4:38 after Brett's roast....I left the room dying of laughter
Fucking Brett has no mercy
James made me laugh tho
Brett comes in fucking swinging
Brett is a fucking anime Jesus Christ. Also, I love seeing all these collabs with Sugar Pine 7.
This one had some tension, between Bretts chaotic evil, and Cibs dog obsession omfg.
J A D E cib
Edited, not too into SP7 didn't catch that.
Brett just took advantage of every single one of Aleks's insecurities
2:06 I saw James face and died😂
I feel like Brett's comment that he sees Aleks everyday when he compared him to his dad, went REALLY under the radar.
DannyGT Honestly ...
8:53
GoodProgramHD dude ... that was the best part
•L_• Nanni? No shit bud, that’s why I tagged the time
no shit bud that's why i agreed
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
So funny cause in vr chat its a meme 😂
poor sugar pine bois don't seem to have grasped the concept of a roast lol.
You don’t seem to have grasped the concept of sugar pine 7
Dustin Martin it's not hard to grasp how much they suck ass.
They don't grasp comedy whatsoever