WORST pick-up lines ever
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"Rent a stripper and do nothing to show dominance."
-sigma male
women are often disappointing
~ sigma male
Wait that's illegal
@@sohammhatre433 you haven't met sigma males aren't you?
10 most Psychopathic things to do
Nice pfp Thanos sir
"Don't suppress your farts let them be heard"
-Sigma Male
💨💨💨
💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
Harsha pe barsha krdi
That's alpha
💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
A weak man is disabled , A strong man goes to the settings and enables it
- some sigma male
Good one
Sigma male morning routine:
1- piss
2- do some stretching
3- get out of bed
ayyo holdup
"Poop on the floor to assert dominance, confine the territory"
- Sigma Grindset
@Max Payne How's Mona?
Monkè
Poop bola chal hatt beta khaika
LMAOOOOO
@Max Payne Max, We need to get the plane...
"if you have a torn pocket, use it to scratch your balls "
- Sigma Male
This is all kind of male
saiman heart getting comment grindset
You don't need a torn pocket for that
@@bobsandvegana but it will be easy with torn pocket
Bhai ye karta hu mai regularly
9:49 “you’re my brand..” but ‘b’ is silent…..
Saiman is like an anime protagonist. His character development since 2018 is incredible to watch . He just knows how to keep himself fresh and entertaining at the same time without hampering his core character.
Saiman jaeger
@Anime Dev I love Eren so much
@@guts1579 When you see the ending you won't be loving him so much.
@@anirudh177 I am a manga reader and I still love him though
@@guts1579 Did you like the ending?
Saiman doesn't care if his videos get copyrighted.
- Sigma male
@samne dekh ! lmaoo
I didn't upvote this to keep it at 420
Assert dominance
Ohh it really got copyrighted lmao xD
@samne dekh ! Samne dekh :
Ohhhhhhh
God
God
God please saiman se heart dilwado meri zindagi ka maksad pura hojayega
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Don't think outside the box, buy the box
- Sigma male grindset
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
May kaise maan lu?
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
2:53 Damn That's Dark! ❤️
"that's dark"🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
i hope you grew up😭
Nice balls bro@@xboobgenius
Have you developed a brain in the last 2 years or no?
9:29
"Mobile me konsi mobile pasand hai"
The urge to say "quba mobile"
"shit your pants, rebel against society's toilets"
-sigma toddler grindset
Shidbot420
Or on the roads.
-sigma indian grindset
😂
XD
@@__no_name__ 😂
"Don't chase women, become the woman"
-Sigma Trans Woman grindset
YO AM WHEESING 😭😭😭
Based
Based
🤣🤣🤣
Ye manly nhi hai yaar 😂
12:07 cleverest joke ever ! maan gaye siman bhaiyya ...
Bhai mujhe samajh nahi aaya?
(h) ko ulta likh, it's an (u) somehow, dyslexic...got it ???
1:27 Be Homosexual 🤣🤣🤣
All The Rules You Give Throughout Videos Were Awesome.
Apart from being underated saiman is uncircumcised
@@spy2.074 🤝
@@spy2.074 Timothy spotted
@Shreksy here before this reply's reply starts getting a bunch of likes
Un(2πr)?
😂😂😂 lmao true, Im circumcised even tho Im an atheist
"Arey woh bacchi hai",Saiman said calmly.
69 likes
Dumbleman said calmly
🤣
@@goutampatidar03 😂 Dumbledore...
420 likes haha
The level of sarcasm is incomparable! I love it
"abe vo bacchi h" famous last words
"If your girlfriend cheat on you, kidnap her"
-nagpur ki public grindset
Sameer staylo
Ayo wtf
Bole to taklip 🤣😂
@@prohuskyyt879 👉🏿👈🏻
Yeah, 2nd option is to throw some things which u learned in Chemistry Classess
"Saiman hasn't reached 1 million"
Who cares? I watch Saiman says because I like it.
You don't care but he does care.
@@Ryan-np4tx xDD
But mujhe bubbly chahiye
Saiman cares
Us
“Be Homosexual”
There you go people
He said it first 😩✋
Be Homisexual
When you feel that,
SAIMAN is far better than CARRY in ROASTING...
He's mature content creator, not for carry's audience
Carry 🤮
Content = 0
Gali galoch = 10000%
@@onkar1192 😂 haa bhai sahi bole, ekdm tatti content hai uska, ab koi andhbhakt aake mujhko gaali dega
@@memehub5790well said 🥵🔥
Sab gay sena se hai jealous of carry😡
"if someone turns their back on you, grab their ass."
- Sigma male
Xd
😂😂
lmao
My uncle grabs my ass, does that make him a sigma male or me
@@monkeybeing1917 both
“Siman is Uncut” ~ Saiman’s Outro
Guys mein ab yaha ab apne maa baap ke naam pe subscriber ki bheek magunga
@ManaTumProHo thE fuck?
Verified spammer
@@Hmmmmm651 no i have seen him for first time
That's what she said
*LIFE LESSONS* :-
1:22
1:45
1:56
2:53
7:19
9:02
9:52
"Women are just alternatives of s*x dolls"
-POOR SIGMA MALE (who can not buy s*x dolls)
"Neither be under-rated nor over-rated, be always frust-rated".
-Stigma Male Grindest
Oho, You're here as well
@@normalguy11.11 I'm omnipresent on Internet!!
😉
@@proudaryanhindu5349 jake pollen pistill interaction pad
@@proudaryanhindu5349 Lmao your pfp tho
Oh damn
“dont date a girl , without asking ur wife”
-Sigma male grindset
oh gawd
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Ok
@@lazykaori4953 *train intensifies
Wife : yeh kya kiya aapne👍
00:38 the photo shows Elon Musk as a Sigma male
But the irony is that he has 7 kids
Sigma males always have more than 5 kids
@@14vkumar 1:25 Sigma male don't need women
A true sigma reads the entire terms and conditions to click disagree.
"Child slaves are cheaper than paid workers"
- Trillionaire Sigma Grindset
Ufffff bhai 😂😂😂😂
Libright sigma male
Copied
@@lfaizaanl 😂🤝
"Dont be a leftist or rightist, be a misogynist"
-sigma male grindset
Baldski😏
Excuse me mam, my name is AJ, what's your name
Rishu
Dhruv rathee triggered
@@izukumidoriya2143 hi am арийски
7:54 Her smile is like Alia Bhatt
"Maa ki ankh" didn't digest in first attempt...
"The pencil isn't broken. You now have two pencils."
- Some Sigma Male
No no , you've got a point
Sus
@@tushar_manjhi He got two points.
@@tushar_manjhi k
@@tushar_manjhi ahh.... I see what you did there
Nice pun
"write anything in inverted commas to look cooler."
-Sigma male
"""""
"Looking cooler is for coolers."
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
lol
@@b-zar8912 technoblade never dies
- sun tzu, Art of war
@@aarushoak3842 "if you are fighting, fight like a chutiya"
- Sun Tzu, Art of war
She left my "I Really Like You" on seen.....I left her "Meri Beti kaha hai" on seen
This type of saiman needed
"I LIED THERE IS NO BEHEN TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES"
-Saiman is Uncut
😂😂😂😂😂
@just a random guy with fist Saiman dropping Truth bombs:-
"Gender ek hi hota hai usme bss alag-alag classification hote hai."
"Start calling yourselves underrated so that people eventually make you overrated" - Ultra Sigma Grindset
Gauti ??🤣
Underrated comment
Ultra underrated comment!
Underrated comment
🥺🥺
Idk why but, this is maybe more than 10 times I revisit this video. GG saiman.
If you've crush on her, don't chase her, just crush her however you want.
Sigma male status...
Damn 😂😂😂
Sigma😂😂😂
Dem
Damm dude
Don't argue with logic, just say " ye manly nahi h yaar."
- sigma male
I liked your comment
I can't
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6:48 got me badly 😂😂
😂😂😂
"Make girls laugh like a psychopath maniac and pay them"
- Sigma Male
"Don't wash hands, it kills germs"
-sigma male grindset
😀👍
That “Excuse me Mam” is gonna haunt me for days before sleep!😬
R u mam cuz I wanna Excuse u (Another Pickup Line)
@@legendohpro8249 😂
A excuse me mam
@@legendohpro8249 🤣
@@legendohpro8249 😂
I love this song 0:01 🥰🥰🥰😻
wee missed the joke at 5:15 that it was pick-up line for her MOM XD
;)
"If she laughs at your jokes, she will moan at your strokes"
~Albert Einstein (sigma male)
This is what all sigma males dream to become
If you can make her laugh and giggle, Then you can make her cheeks clap and jiggle
@@aishwarya9048 lmao 😂
Ghghghghghghghghghghghghgh
@ALBERT EINSTEIN Sir I have witness ask Mr.Edison he was present there while you made this statement
"Don't go to shopping in mall, buy a mall"
-sigma male
"Date virgins,not whores"
-Supergiga sigma chad grindset
this makes me so uncomfortable...specially the awkward silence segment.
I HAVE SOMEWHERE THAT DOING FIRST REPLY GET LIKES BUT I DON'T CARE BRUH👍
Jaha beef waha afaik bhai🌝
@@SpideysShow Dhh reaction channel hai wo :D
@@SpideysShow nahi bhai, sub spammer nahi hote
@@anushlkr arey vi adat hogayi hai verfied dikha toh spammer hi pagta hai xD
"Hey girl, are you Bangur Cement? Because you may be sasta, but you are sabse achha
@dhinchak puja deserves a grammy I support your username without irony.
@dhinchak puja deserves a grammy one of the best usernames on TH-cam lmao
@dhinchak puja deserves a grammy Heart chhod ....tereko yeh naam kahan se mila 😂😂
Bangur cement! Sasta nai sabse acha!!
@dhinchak puja deserves a grammy ......... Amen 😇🙏
Sigma balls
4:44 having Timothy as assistant still doing champi by himself - sigma Male ☻☻☻☻
"Drunk dial her, but do not speak!"
-A Sigma Male
😅
"Watch videos, but do not subscribe"
-sigma audience
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@@denverdenver7854 first time a spammer on saiman's video
🤣🤣
Bruhhh
Nahh.. You beta male
6:09 meme material
This is one of Saiman's best videos
If she leaves u for another , always remember that there's her mother -
Sigma male
Fine lemme do something
Wtf🤣
I like this!!
Master Oowgay
If she is not thick
Her mother you shall pick 🌚
If she ain't thicc
Her mother is who u shud pick
-Sigma boyfriend
"Uh excuse me mam"
- Sigma Male
"Don't see TH-cam.Let TH-cam See You"
- Sigma male Grindset
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Oo bhai Saab 😂😂😂
Same goes with pornhub - SIGMA MALE
Saiman is moving towards "No haters supremacy"
“Bheek maang raha hai Kya?” Was epic 💯
Kal exam hai be, kya dikha diya Saiman...Ye *manly* nhi hai 😂
"Don't drive on road, drive on footpath"
-sigma male
Selmon bouy😂😂
Salmon male😂😂😂
This means selmon bhai is sigma male
I lied there is no road
Now sleep on footpath
Yeah but must keep your eyes open or else the devil might be waiting for you. "Ap devil k peeche, devil ap k peeche. Too much fun"
'Lift your leg and pee on the tree. Let women find you by your pee scent.'
-Sigma Grind Mindset
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dog-"ye kam mai kar leta hu..."
@@rupam6645 aap dream 11 pe team banao
Girls to cameraman:I am going to pretend I didn't see that
0:11 Savage as Fu%k
"they're asking for sweets" did he just say that his whole family wanted to eat her out?
Damn !
Problem kya hai.. a family that eats a pusy together stays together
@@knuckleheadninja2307 😭😭
for family
@@knuckleheadninja2307 I second that. Someone has to feed the family anyway.
"If she says no for a date, date her mother"
~ Sigma grindset
Exactly what a beta would say. A true sigma would date her brother 💪
@Anish Jha ye kon h? XD
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These sigma grindset jokes are lit... 😂😂
That maa ki aankh was 😂😂😂
8:12
"Which is also a girl says to Hindu guy after dating Muslim guy"
Lmfaooooo
Can u pls explain the joke to me i didnt get the joke lol
@@manasgrover112 Sarcasm Tha Yaar Wo!
@@manasgrover112 circumcision
@@manasgrover112 it's kinda dirty, so no
@@manasgrover112 hindu ka uncircumcised penis hota hai or Muslims ka circumcised.
"Never pee while pooping, poop while peeing"
- sigma male
Ye mast tha guru
Nicee
Demn
Ye dekhne ke baad me kehta hu
Are yar 😂
2:43 after hearing this I literally got heart attack 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
"Unironically using the sigma male template and make it mainstream"
-Sigma male
th-cam.com/video/nratySARU98/w-d-xo.html sigma sigma
"If she leaves you for another,
There is always her mother."
- Laws of Sigma by a unknown Hentai protagonist
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
And If her mother is already with another ,she has a sister
@@stonedadwisor6393 Valid point .
I love your editing, really enjoyed your video.
We are going to collect some funding for mic clip to Saiman 😂😂😂😂😂
"Always be cringe"
-Sigma male grindset
"Always be toxic"
-Sigma male grindset
Cringe is for beta
Sigma always like toxic..
@@Charlie999___
"There are no master"
- accidents Oogway
@@skullcrusher6975 ohh gawd
"Harass people into suicide"
-Sigma Indian ranter
@@skullcrusher6975 correction find out why is Danny de vito not your dad - ultimate alpha beta Charlie delta echo foxtrot Gamma non sigma grindset
Aamir Khan got divorced 'cause saiman stopped wishing 'happy married life'....So sad😭
Ok boomer
@@aarujsinghsisodiya9028 oh my god bro oh my god completely destroyed him
@@poookie4628 off that sarcasm killed me.
"Pick up objects" - Saiman just pulled it off
His pickup lines are downright offensive and creepy! God help those who think these work.
"Go to the girl and say gibberish ,she will be yours"
-Sigma male
Say excuse me ma'am*
"Leave insecurities of hairfall, be insecure about subs."
-Sigma Saimon Says
Sigma Saanp
"Who cares" : amen to that
😂😂
1:16 1:43 2:57 7:19 9:02 9:51 12:10 sigma male 🤒
The level of creativity saiman have is really wonderful
*Pink Saiman* was the guy who would get beaten up just to make people laugh 👉 👈
*Black Saiman* is the guy who can correct anyone through his eyes 🤩
I can agree to this
Ok
Beast
Beast?
it's *Saiman Saiyan* mode
"Don't ask for favours and beg for pardons. Yeh manly nahi hai yaar."
-Sigma Male
Lmao
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1:58 😂😂 elvish yadav roast
Yess😂😂
Saiman is not underrated, he is wayy to matured for these other youtubers.
I have delayed my wedding because Saiman stopped saying 'Good Night, Bye, Shabbakhair, Kailash Kher, Wish You a Happy Married Life...'
Sigma male x 100
Lol XD me kaise maan lu
@@screamingidiot7013 mat Maan beta male
Lol😂😂
Alpha Sigma Male
"Don't have a daughter..... rent it"
- sigma male
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"If you caught fart , just put blame it on somebody else's" - SIGMA MALE 69