every single headline on the scrolling bar, in order (may not be entirely accurate): -Summit of doubly landlocked countries, between Uzbekistan and Liechtenstein, fails to accomplish anything. -Poland cannot into space. -American pop star Taylor Swift responds to criticism of private jet use, saying "It's me, hi. I'm the problem, it's me." -Line goes up, markets around the world rally. -The united States, famous for not negotiating with terrorists, tells Israel to negotiate with terrorists. -Moldova goes to doctor to remove plantar wart only to discover it's just Transnistria. Moldova also saddened to discover it is merely Romania's plantar wart. -Denmark has promised to give Ukraine all its artillery ammunition, emphasizing that "all" does not mean "a lot". -Line goes down, markets around the world panic. -U.S. Supreme Court Justices release statement that they are no longer pretending and have announced they will issue rulings favorable to the highest bidder. -Particle physicists confirm Belgium is not real. -Privately built spacecraft Odysseus land sideways in first American return to the Moon since 1972, completing apt metaphor for country in gradual decline and with no vision -Earth continues to warm, globally. -New casino in west Africa gives rise to a Gambian addiction in the region. -Serbia gives speech written in Croatian, doesn't notice. -Greece forgets ATM PIN code, requests new bailout from the European Central Bank. -World votes Nauru lamest country ever, Nauru claims voting irregularities. -Sweden committed to NATO defense: "We'll fight to the last Finn." -Guay marriage legalized in South America, Uruguay and Paraguay to wed next week. -Taiwan rejects notion of unification with China, calls itself "Formosa" and starts speaking Portuguese. -Canadian economic crisis forces government to dip into maple syrup reserves, gets stuck. -U.S. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell announces he will step down from leadership position, subsequently freezes in front of cameras and gazes into the beckoning abyss. -New subscription service launched in Africa, called Togonlyfans. -Sudan and Uganda scrap plans for a state union, much to the dismay of a world ready to welcome the Sugandese. -Former U.S. President Donald Trump says something insane and/or stupid. -Lebanon pondering changing name to Banon to appear less Fr*nch. -Fat, old bloke in rural English pub convinced he could have made that penalty kick. -Peace in the Middle East! It turns out the solution is whole time was simply to _[channel ends, but since the bar stops scrolling for a bit this is the entire line]_
6:31 damn koleye must've felt GREAT letting all that frustration out .....or was that to just have a purpose to the technical difficulties panel? WHO KNOWS THEN LET'S SEE THAT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF YOUR POLANDBALL NEWS NETWORK THE ONLY TRUSTWORTHY 100% UNBIASED AND TRUTFUL NEWS
Oh, i only now got a notification of this? 😲 Well, better late than never! Btw: on the subject of the Baltic sea being a Nato lake, i love that comic! 😂
RAHHH WE ARE BACK THE BEST NEWS WHICH IS 1000% TRUSTWORTHY
We would never lie or make things up!
every single headline on the scrolling bar, in order (may not be entirely accurate):
-Summit of doubly landlocked countries, between Uzbekistan and Liechtenstein, fails to accomplish anything.
-Poland cannot into space.
-American pop star Taylor Swift responds to criticism of private jet use, saying "It's me, hi. I'm the problem, it's me."
-Line goes up, markets around the world rally.
-The united States, famous for not negotiating with terrorists, tells Israel to negotiate with terrorists.
-Moldova goes to doctor to remove plantar wart only to discover it's just Transnistria. Moldova also saddened to discover it is merely Romania's plantar wart.
-Denmark has promised to give Ukraine all its artillery ammunition, emphasizing that "all" does not mean "a lot".
-Line goes down, markets around the world panic.
-U.S. Supreme Court Justices release statement that they are no longer pretending and have announced they will issue rulings favorable to the highest bidder.
-Particle physicists confirm Belgium is not real.
-Privately built spacecraft Odysseus land sideways in first American return to the Moon since 1972, completing apt metaphor for country in gradual decline and with no vision
-Earth continues to warm, globally.
-New casino in west Africa gives rise to a Gambian addiction in the region.
-Serbia gives speech written in Croatian, doesn't notice.
-Greece forgets ATM PIN code, requests new bailout from the European Central Bank.
-World votes Nauru lamest country ever, Nauru claims voting irregularities.
-Sweden committed to NATO defense: "We'll fight to the last Finn."
-Guay marriage legalized in South America, Uruguay and Paraguay to wed next week.
-Taiwan rejects notion of unification with China, calls itself "Formosa" and starts speaking Portuguese.
-Canadian economic crisis forces government to dip into maple syrup reserves, gets stuck.
-U.S. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell announces he will step down from leadership position, subsequently freezes in front of cameras and gazes into the beckoning abyss.
-New subscription service launched in Africa, called Togonlyfans.
-Sudan and Uganda scrap plans for a state union, much to the dismay of a world ready to welcome the Sugandese.
-Former U.S. President Donald Trump says something insane and/or stupid.
-Lebanon pondering changing name to Banon to appear less Fr*nch.
-Fat, old bloke in rural English pub convinced he could have made that penalty kick.
-Peace in the Middle East! It turns out the solution is whole time was simply to _[channel ends, but since the bar stops scrolling for a bit this is the entire line]_
Oh gosh thanks!!! I always see them twice for these now I think imma see the 3 times
you're a real one
now ima gonna see it 4 times
Even though no one on the team is pregnant, PNN never fails to deliver ❤️
Oh wow I can't believe that Uzbekistan and Liechtenstein didn't accomplish anything, I thought they were doing a joint naval defense treaty
The sunglasses emoting is so fun
man i sure love the small news on the bottom
that cliffhanger at the end though...
Damn koleye really letting out his inner anger 6:44🤣
Thats our streamer
@@mry77 indeed
Please do more of this, I don’t watch the news but I’m willing to god dang watch this
6:31 damn koleye must've felt GREAT letting all that frustration out
.....or was that to just have a purpose to the technical difficulties panel?
WHO KNOWS THEN LET'S SEE THAT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF YOUR POLANDBALL NEWS NETWORK THE ONLY TRUSTWORTHY 100% UNBIASED AND TRUTFUL NEWS
I'm rewatching koleye jokevent for like the 150th time
There it is! Real News!
YAY! this cheer me up before i go to school today, thank you!
Why isn't all news like this
I love how angry sunball looks when it's mostly cloudy.
YES FINALLY ANOTHER EPISODE OF PNN! POLAN CAN INTO HEARING BAD WORDS.
Oh, i only now got a notification of this? 😲 Well, better late than never! Btw: on the subject of the Baltic sea being a Nato lake, i love that comic! 😂
This just hurts me😭😭😭
*pat pat * hope you feel better now :)
Thank you @@SreenivasaB-t6m
They are absolutely fantastic and very realistic
First time watching your videos
Thank you! Tell your friends!
@@Koleye uuh the problem is
There is no person I know who is interested in countryballs or animation so I am kinda lonely 😐
These are chaotically COOL
yay, i had a purpose for PNN!
4:55
Poland ball news is the best
Perfact news
a, michigan and now denmark? interesting. BUT REALLY BRO WAS CENSORED when swearing.
What name do you use to make this animation😅😅
What software do you use to make these animations?
Photoshop and DaVinci Resolve
@@Koleye wow
But only these?
Don't you use adobe animate or after effects
@@sidiik7701 Nope, most of these animations are pretty simple and done in Resolve.
@@Koleye yeah you are right
Making it simple is the key thing when doing a 😵😵😵thing
Thanks for the answers and I subscribed to you
1:25
Ayyyy
MORE NEWS YES
as a hungarian i laughed at 6:18 so much XD
Why is it the flag of Indonesia for Poland?
Hungary: what the actual heck is this?
Man, y did I only get this news after 8 hours??
polandball news is best
Hi poland my name is qatar
Butter
*188-6*
*188-6*
I am Hungarian and even i am angry with my government-but he, wow just wow.
@@mateabonyi299 I also hate them.
good
6:51 do not censor him i need to hear it all
koleye language
That is AWESOME
PLEASE do Ukranian weather I cannot trust my phone I only trust you guys
The only news I’m willing to watch
Now that's a Title™️
What's a Sugandese?
Not much, what's up with you?
@@Koleyeuhh my celing?