Your one liners are so innocently natural and so funny, I try to pre empt you and I always come up with the most boring obvious reply. I am always intrigued at your responses so cleverly constructed and simple. Brilliant you make my day. I am trying to think of a one liner for that !! but I can't. I am not as clever as you Mark evidently.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go out for dinner on Saturday night, and it was such a lovely night…….. Still getting so much mileage out of this 😂
Seen Mark loads of times - always an excellent night. Hardest working guy in comedy.
Saw you recently at Aylesbury. You and your support both were brilliant. Thank you for a great evening!
Amazing, love seeing these feature length videos of yours, so funny. Keep them coming please. 🤣🤣🤣
@@matthewprice2667 thanks 🙏 Plenty more where this came from. Make sure you hit subscribe so you don’t miss any
Mark I saw you in Darlington and it was the one of the funniest gigs I’ve seen with brilliantly clever gags 😊 this reel brings back good memories 😄
Thanks so much. Glad you enjoyed it. New tour will be on sale soon. You can join my mailing list at www.marksimmons.co.uk so you don’t miss it 👌
I gave up on pigeon racing, I realised I'd never win a race against them
Ohh a bit from The Classic Studio show I was at. Awesome show it was too.
@@magillanz thanks mate, I’m back again next year with a new show 🙌
@MarkSimmons I will be there. Will have to organise another axe throwing session
this is f*cking seamless - coming up North any time soon?
Thanks mate, new tour announced soon. Join my mailing list here www.marksimmons.co.uk
Your one liners are so innocently natural and so funny, I try to pre empt you and I always come up with the most boring obvious reply. I am always intrigued at your responses so cleverly constructed and simple.
Brilliant you make my day.
I am trying to think of a one liner for that !! but I can't. I
am not as clever as you Mark evidently.
Thanks so much. Come see me on my next tour 🙌
@@MarkSimmons Great let me know where you are, and I shall do my best to catch up with. I can laugh at all of your jokes, in real time. wooo.
@@ronwhitehouse23 will be announced soon. You can join my mailing list here so you don’t miss it www.marksimmons.co.uk
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go out for dinner on Saturday night, and it was such a lovely night……..
Still getting so much mileage out of this 😂
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I tried parachuting, it just got me down.
7:22 Why in the world are so many Portuguese folks so wound up about Brazil??? I know they speak the same language but it's odd to me.
Oh wait he was Brazilian. Wait why did she say not to make a joke about Brazil???
I'M CONFUSED.