wellguesswhatIthink just thought it was funny cause he reacted so harshly to Phelps starting to talk about theories and in the same discussion he starts one
"Can I use your office phone sir?" "Sure, go ahead." -proceeds to walk out of room- "Sir, my phone is right here!" -gets in car and leaves talking about some robots-
Funny thing about "The Sopranos" is that FBI surveillance once recorded conversations of actual Mafia members being annoyed that the rackets they were running were the same ones being used on the show and because the show was explaining in detail how they worked they worried of having that racket dismantled by police (I don't know if they eventually were after the FBI listened to that recording)
Here's Cole doing the same thing he did on the homicide desk, trying to make a bunch of cases into one big master scheme that he can bust and make the papers again. On the one hand, he's a big glory hound, but on the other hand, he's never been wrong about it, and we the player already know the score.
It's also pretty tragic when you discover that Biggs is an arson cop despite suffering from PTSD due to his men burning to death in a farmhouse during the first world war.
Death by suffocation is actually what happens to most people in regards to a flamethrower. GI's in Japan were baffled by Japanese troops in trenches who were dead with no signs of burns or wounds. According to most flamethrower operators, even if you hit someone straight on with a flamethrower they'd suffocate and pass out or asphyxiate quickly. Additionally, in regards to flamethrower operators dying, if your tank got hit you might get scalded by the chemicals, but you'd need to get hit by a tracer round, which almost never happened. Flamethrowers use two tanks, one with nitrogen as a propellant and one with gasoline.
we already knew Woolie can't tell left from right (he told us in the Bloodborne LP). :D But, tbh, i also couldn't see that "balloon". It didn't really look like one.
Rockstar needs to do a 2nd L.A. Noire, but set in the 60s so it still has the racial tension and the LAPD was still considered one of the most professional Law Enforcement agencies in the nation. With it being set in the 60s, you would have a wider variety of crimes to investigate, and a far more diverse amount of suspects to question.
The Smoking Dog and you still have the corruption plots and the detective has the option to moonlight as an enforcer kicking the shit out of paparazzi back when you could and the beginning of heavy smog gives you corporate intrigue
Chinese Waiter: I don't know a Mr. Woe. Phelps: (Doubt) Cut the crap dish rag. You know as well as I do that Mr. Woe runs this business. Chinese Waiter: Oh yes, Memory Crearing...
28:19 As someone from Detroit who knows the typical speed at which the Detroit Police Department works, if this person was wanted for murder in 1947, he probably committed the crime sometime in the early 1800s.
Having seen a raging inferno of a house fire next door that was literally within throwing distance of my yard (or at least average throwing distance--my arms are noodles wrapped in bacon fat), I can tell you now that the thought of someone dying silently in that is one of the most disturbing ways to go I can possibly think of outside of being buried alive. Thankfully, nobody and nothing actually died in it, though the old man that lived there did pretty much lose everything of value in it.
Later on Canadian news tomorrow, "We have finally found the suspects for burning the home of the Winchester family while they peacefully slept. A huge black man who bares a gross white fleshy leg and an angry leprechaun! Their names Darlington of Madden town, and Fuck boivin"
Nanomachines Son! It would seem that this Matt character has a friend he has a uhm am I seeing this right, an anime girl on his shirt. he just flipped his hair for a minute I thought it was a woman. I'm being told his name I liam. Gun jumper Liam.
Nanomachines Son! wait just a second, due to this Matt characters criminal past and the two arson criminals it would seem the punisher is now on the scene. ready to rid the world of criminal scum. The three seem to be running away as he chases behind with dual shot guns. Liam on the other hand is now being backed into a corner by women baring big asses.
I feel like I'm watching Blues Clues when I'm yelling at the screen to get these guys to go towards a clue or to ask the right questions. Only difference, all the clues were found by the end of the show and their mascot wasn't a short angry ginger.
Who's hype for the revivals of Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold, and Invader Zim? I'm sure the Zaibatsu is excited too- oh wait, I almost forgot no one in Canada had childhoods.
I'd rather Rocko stay in his own time. I've seen the recent Simpsons trying to fit into our iPhone hyper-web society and it just clashes with all the memorable jokes of Bart prank calling Moes and their television being shit two antenna box. Bravia and Butthead have met President Bill Clinton TWICE, yet they were brought back into the Obama years, where their rock and roll culture isn't what made Beavis and Butthead relevant. Revival are juat another product of selling "nostalgiaxploitation"
Phelps: I think you're lying Mr. Woe's waiter. I think you do know where the real fucking rice bowl is. Waiter: You got no ploof. *Correct choice chime* Waiter: Memory crearing.
Watching pat helping that pedestrian bugging out is like when you try to let out a fly that's bashing against your window and it still has trouble leaving
List of infuriating things in order from least to most infuriating: 1. Stepping on lego 2. Not getting a text back from a girl 3. Nails scraping on chalkboards 4. Weird ass glitchy shit occuring in the background of the LA Noire LP and Woolie, Matt, and Pat not noticing it (1:37)
I noticed Woolie passed through the house one too many times, almost like he was admiring his work. Shake the sugar tree, a lyric from a Pam Tillis song, i bolieve. I wish Phelps had a relationship with dispatch girl like those two in Criminal Minds.
Which campaign setting or edition are you thinking of? Because as far as D&D is concerned, the answer is almost invariably "it's fuckin' magic, I don't have to explain _shit."_
Different kind of nerds but nerds regardless, I think Woolie mentioned once he collected Yu-Gi-Oh cards. And by that I mean I remember Pat saying "YOU COLLECTED YU-GI-OH CARDS? YOU FUCKING NERD??"
Most of us in L.A. don't have basements due to the need for strong foundations to make sure the house doesn't collapse during earthquakes. And also because there are methane gas deposits everywhere (part of the reason we also have tar pits). So if you accidentally hit those while digging, shit goes boom pretty easily. Which is also why we don't have an extensive subway system; methane gas plus potential collapse of the tunnels in an earthquake.
When is Phelps going to interrogate Gogundantess and unlock every level of his Oni Gauntlet? "I am Gogundantess, the greatest swordsman of all demons.."Phelps: "You're lying, 'Dantess. We found a flute that disables your force field, leaving you completely helpless against any attack."
the Age of Fire book series, told from the perspective of dragons, also explains how the fire works. and they hoard gold and jewels because they need the minerals for their scales, which is the way cravings work irl with 'specific hunger'. there's also magic and telepathy, though
Yeah that's how it goes, when you don't really wanna do something for somebody, you say your gonna do it. When you really want to do something for somebody, you just fuckin do it.
As a Toronto resident, we don't really care much about what you think. Just goes to show how "nice" you people really are. No hate from me to you though, "fellow Canadian".
When I was still in school, there was a fire at the house of a girl I knew, it was like one block away from where my friend lived. Every time I went to visit him we passed by the remains of her house. It was really sad. You could see leftovers of stuff even out in the street in the first few days. Shit just went everywhere, and everything was destroyed.
OF COURSE Pat would think Die Hard 3 made up binary explosives.. who else could it be. The movie embellishes greatly on things for visual impact and such, but the concept itself is actually quite real and is arguably very, very old.
The process Woolie is talking about when two chemicals hit each other and ignite is called a hypergolic reaction. The return engines on the moon lander used such fuels to get back into orbit.
"I only deal in facts, Phelps!" ... "I have a theory, but no evidence"
And the fact is that it's a theory with no evidence.
Nobody means that for real. How do you make a fact without using theories, smart man?
wellguesswhatIthink just thought it was funny cause he reacted so harshly to Phelps starting to talk about theories and in the same discussion he starts one
"The two chemicals hit each other" is Woolie's plot summary of The Notebook.
"Sometimes you have to shake the German to see what marriages fall out."
Malless1 9months later a little German!
"Can I use your office phone sir?"
"Sure, go ahead."
-proceeds to walk out of room-
"Sir, my phone is right here!"
-gets in car and leaves talking about some robots-
Everybody hates me now but i cant stop shaking that german tree.
I though the goal was to have the german shake your tree, not the other way around.
They're just a bunch of liberals that think you're a facist fucker.
Which is funny because America was right wing as fuck at the time.
Well, at least you got *dat bitch* on the hook. For now.
Care to explain why you didn't bat an eyelash when Herschel floated back into his chair, like a fucking ghost at 29:20 , Cole?
Just shake all those trees to see what falls out.
This is Animal Crossing now.
Your comment wins.
Funny thing about "The Sopranos" is that FBI surveillance once recorded conversations of actual Mafia members being annoyed that the rackets they were running were the same ones being used on the show and because the show was explaining in detail how they worked they worried of having that racket dismantled by police (I don't know if they eventually were after the FBI listened to that recording)
Here's Cole doing the same thing he did on the homicide desk, trying to make a bunch of cases into one big master scheme that he can bust and make the papers again. On the one hand, he's a big glory hound, but on the other hand, he's never been wrong about it, and we the player already know the score.
As a fun fact, Briggs is voiced (and faced) by Keith Szarabajka, which you might also know as the voice of Joshua "Burned Man" Graham from New Vegas.
He also voiced a bunch of characters throughout the Mass Effect trilogy, and that one cop Joker baits into taking hostage in The Dark Knight.
True, but I just found it ironic that the same guy played an arson cop and a burn victim in a pretty quick succession
It's also pretty tragic when you discover that Biggs is an arson cop despite suffering from PTSD due to his men burning to death in a farmhouse during the first world war.
Yet it seems kind of fitting that Cole is now an arson cop, once the game reveals that bit of war flashback.
Joshua "Burned Man" Graham is fucking amazing I love him so much in fallout new vegas. I love that .45 acp pistol so much.
30:51 Pat's "No" is the most honest thing he has ever said.
STRONG ending there.
Cole Phelps: "Ryan wants the world to be a better place. Don't we all."
Pat: "No."
Phelps: "Ryan wants the world to be a better place. Don't we all?"
Pat: "...No."
A miserable pile of young Woolies. But enough talk, RAISE THOSE LUMPS BOYO!
Death by suffocation is actually what happens to most people in regards to a flamethrower. GI's in Japan were baffled by Japanese troops in trenches who were dead with no signs of burns or wounds. According to most flamethrower operators, even if you hit someone straight on with a flamethrower they'd suffocate and pass out or asphyxiate quickly. Additionally, in regards to flamethrower operators dying, if your tank got hit you might get scalded by the chemicals, but you'd need to get hit by a tracer round, which almost never happened. Flamethrowers use two tanks, one with nitrogen as a propellant and one with gasoline.
*Cole's Marriage* went *ablaze* afterwards.
Still really miss SBF's classic playthroughs and camaraderie.
"Balloon has to be all the way on the right." Puts it all the way on the left. Woolie. Bud.
we already knew Woolie can't tell left from right (he told us in the Bloodborne LP). :D
But, tbh, i also couldn't see that "balloon". It didn't really look like one.
*OUR CRISPY DAILY WITH NO DRESSINGS*
Dressing is mayo
Rockstar needs to do a 2nd L.A. Noire, but set in the 60s so it still has the racial tension and the LAPD was still considered one of the most professional Law Enforcement agencies in the nation. With it being set in the 60s, you would have a wider variety of crimes to investigate, and a far more diverse amount of suspects to question.
The Smoking Dog and you still have the corruption plots and the detective has the option to moonlight as an enforcer kicking the shit out of paparazzi back when you could and the beginning of heavy smog gives you corporate intrigue
They've had this "sequel" in production for like forever called *The Whore of the Orient*
You and me both bud :)
Finally we can really find out who killed Tupac and Biggie.
"Phelps, what makes you think this Tate case is related to the LaBianca murders, you're reaching, boyo."
Chinese Waiter: I don't know a Mr. Woe.
Phelps: (Doubt) Cut the crap dish rag. You know as well as I do that Mr. Woe runs this business.
Chinese Waiter: Oh yes, Memory Crearing...
"let's go back to the *CRISPY KIDS* "
daaaaaamn Woolie.
28:19 As someone from Detroit who knows the typical speed at which the Detroit Police Department works, if this person was wanted for murder in 1947, he probably committed the crime sometime in the early 1800s.
Having seen a raging inferno of a house fire next door that was literally within throwing distance of my yard (or at least average throwing distance--my arms are noodles wrapped in bacon fat), I can tell you now that the thought of someone dying silently in that is one of the most disturbing ways to go I can possibly think of outside of being buried alive. Thankfully, nobody and nothing actually died in it, though the old man that lived there did pretty much lose everything of value in it.
not just LA homes, ALL California homes don't have basements because we're on a fault line, so earthquakes are frequent
Later on Canadian news tomorrow, "We have finally found the suspects for burning the home of the Winchester family while they peacefully slept. A huge black man who bares a gross white fleshy leg and an angry leprechaun! Their names Darlington of Madden town, and Fuck boivin"
Reported to be shaking tree's in local parks
Local hero Firefighter Matt McMuscles reportedly threw a fireman's firefighting fire axe at the suspects but it flew into a bottomless pit
Nanomachines Son! It would seem that this Matt character has a friend he has a uhm am I seeing this right, an anime girl on his shirt. he just flipped his hair for a minute I thought it was a woman. I'm being told his name I liam. Gun jumper Liam.
The footage was captured and edited by a local camera man named Billy who swears he will release the footage on time today, no really guys, I promise
Nanomachines Son! wait just a second, due to this Matt characters criminal past and the two arson criminals it would seem the punisher is now on the scene. ready to rid the world of criminal scum. The three seem to be running away as he chases behind with dual shot guns. Liam on the other hand is now being backed into a corner by women baring big asses.
Lynch: "Hey Cole, you're a smart guy, figure this out."
*Cole starts moving stuff around at random*
I feel like I'm watching Blues Clues when I'm yelling at the screen to get these guys to go towards a clue or to ask the right questions. Only difference, all the clues were found by the end of the show and their mascot wasn't a short angry ginger.
Will Woolie "Firefly" Madden be able to solve this case properly? Or will he succumb to his urges? Again?
Will The "Top Commenter" Pickles have something clever to say about these crimes.Woolie and friends have committed? NO.
You pickle young pickles, Pickles?
Tuschi "Again" implying he ever stops giving in
Who's hype for the revivals of Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold, and Invader Zim? I'm sure the Zaibatsu is excited too- oh wait, I almost forgot no one in Canada had childhoods.
who needs a childhood when you grow old enough thanks to your good healthcare?
Better pay a doctor to look at that burn
What good is living longer if you can't relive the childhood you never had.
I'd rather Rocko stay in his own time. I've seen the recent Simpsons trying to fit into our iPhone hyper-web society and it just clashes with all the memorable jokes of Bart prank calling Moes and their television being shit two antenna box. Bravia and Butthead have met President Bill Clinton TWICE, yet they were brought back into the Obama years, where their rock and roll culture isn't what made Beavis and Butthead relevant. Revival are juat another product of selling "nostalgiaxploitation"
Woolie's childhood was big tropic tarantulas and machete burglars
Moonwalking man was the highlight of this episode.
I swear I've heard the word "warrant" like 8 times during this playthrough and it's always met with "shut the fuck up".
And Woolie just walks out before talking to the boss with his felon employees.
Thank you Pat for putting him straight.
i like the evolution of woolie the liar to woolie the accuser, who always think you are the liar
PAT WITH THE HARD ABOOT, THIS GON BE A GOOD EPISODE
Welcome back to this episode of Woolie looks for a phone! Come back next time when Woolie doubts an obvious truth.
I really liked how Canadian this episode got when they started talking CN Tower, Jays and Leafs
I forgot they're playing LA Noire.
M E M O R Y C R E A R I N G
Good thing this isn't on PS2, otherwise we'd have to do a Memory Card Crearing
i want memory crearing to be a thing on this channel so much. make it happen ya fucks
Phelps: I think you're lying Mr. Woe's waiter. I think you do know where the real fucking rice bowl is.
Waiter: You got no ploof.
*Correct choice chime*
Waiter: Memory crearing.
cobalt MEMWOR CREAING
that Asian guy had THE BEST engrish-u
Matt's laugh is so contagious
Eric Sparrow is the type of guy to post only one video per day
It's so fucking painful watching woolie miss something like a phone a million times...
Watching pat helping that pedestrian bugging out is like when you try to let out a fly that's bashing against your window and it still has trouble leaving
Herschel lowkey levitating down slowly into his chair at 29:20
Man, it's weird watching this after having marathoned Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
List of infuriating things in order from least to most infuriating:
1. Stepping on lego
2. Not getting a text back from a girl
3. Nails scraping on chalkboards
4. Weird ass glitchy shit occuring in the background of the LA Noire LP and Woolie, Matt, and Pat not noticing it (1:37)
In this episode: Canadian humour and Woolie's hankering for deep-fried children.
You know the series is good when it's a half hour in length but viewing it, feels as fast as Ten Minutes
3:10 - Don't give up skeleton.
Pat you had one job.
I like how Woolie thinks a piece of metal tubing looks more like a balloon than a deflated balloon.
Burned aliiive. Burned aliiive.
WOOOOOOOLIIEEE!!
I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned in an Instaheat office for all eternity...
If hours for days, it'll be nearly a month before the next LA Noire is released.
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I'm about to fail
Calculus 2
Sometimes you have to shake your tree around in a german broad... see if your marriage falls out.
"The Coat Hanger Kid" That's what they called Woolie back in his ol' pie thieving days.
i really love the voice of biggs it's just too good
30:50 in fact, pat actively works to leave the world as a worse place than he found it. That is why he is sexually aroused by littering....
Phelps: You're lying doll, if I go through the left door I'll die, there's no reward there!
Doll: ...
Phelps: Sometimes you gotta shake the tree
I noticed Woolie passed through the house one too many times, almost like he was admiring his work.
Shake the sugar tree, a lyric from a Pam Tillis song, i bolieve.
I wish Phelps had a relationship with dispatch girl like those two in Criminal Minds.
Woolie, freaking D&D had an explanation for how dragon fire works. It's not exactly a new idea.
As well as The Flight of Dragons. There is an extensive scene in the movie about the subject.
Which campaign setting or edition are you thinking of? Because as far as D&D is concerned, the answer is almost invariably "it's fuckin' magic, I don't have to explain _shit."_
They don't play D&D what are they, nerds?
Different kind of nerds but nerds regardless, I think Woolie mentioned once he collected Yu-Gi-Oh cards. And by that I mean I remember Pat saying "YOU COLLECTED YU-GI-OH CARDS? YOU FUCKING NERD??"
Jeedy Jay
You're off the hook. For now.
"They're the tires that didn't work, and then everybody died."
"What da hell?!"
Some times you have to shake the tree thats on fire to see what burnt corpse falls out.
Phelps partner just reminds me of those ghouls from fall out with that raspy voice.
Most of us in L.A. don't have basements due to the need for strong foundations to make sure the house doesn't collapse during earthquakes. And also because there are methane gas deposits everywhere (part of the reason we also have tar pits). So if you accidentally hit those while digging, shit goes boom pretty easily. Which is also why we don't have an extensive subway system; methane gas plus potential collapse of the tunnels in an earthquake.
And of course the one time Woolie actually has to accuse someone of lying, he doubts them straight away. Goddamnit Woolie.
You *[REDACTED]* young *[REDACTED]*, Billy?
No, no, we had 682 [REDACTED] him instead.
Same.
I'M HERE NOOOOOOWWWW, I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN
Why did the term 'Crispy kids' make me laugh uncontrollably?
3:10 "What do you say to those skeletons when you see them on the street later that week?" I'd say to them...
Don't Give Up
Mal the Grim Reaper of LA,
if you see him in your neighbourhood,
you'd best hope he doesn't come knocking on your door.
When is Phelps going to interrogate Gogundantess and unlock every level of his Oni Gauntlet?
"I am Gogundantess, the greatest swordsman of all demons.."Phelps: "You're lying, 'Dantess. We found a flute that disables your force field, leaving you completely helpless against any attack."
California homes rarely have basements. Earthquake country out here makes them the worst idea ever.
The Mad King Woolie Targaryen and his zippo lighter is the true perpetrator all along.
the Age of Fire book series, told from the perspective of dragons, also explains how the fire works. and they hoard gold and jewels because they need the minerals for their scales, which is the way cravings work irl with 'specific hunger'. there's also magic and telepathy, though
28:50 omg, this whole scene had me literally rolling on the floor x'D
Woolie, please. :D
Cosgrove grills Harry Crane. MM fans delighted.
That phone was the one time Pat saw something that I couldn't, enjoy that one buck o.
Yeah that's how it goes, when you don't really wanna do something for somebody, you say your gonna do it. When you really want to do something for somebody, you just fuckin do it.
Woolie would have loved to visit my childhood house. We actually had a fire pole from the second floor to the ground floor.
a miserable pile of secrets!
"Offic phone, office phone"
*runs out of office*
If this was a true episode of some Arson case, Bill Nye would make a cameo as the guy telling Phelps to set up the valve with the mosquito coil.
The best friends shitting on Toronto gives me life.
Reign of Fire was actually a family favorite in my household.
Can there be any better of a beginning statement than "Oh look, the baby's dead"?
*Cole Phelps inspects his wedding ring*
"Optimistic, Cole."
Phelps: Give me a list of your installers
Phelps: *TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR?*
Woolie's inability to notice phones keeps baffling me
As a fellow Canadian, their hatred of everything and anything Toronto gives me life.
As a Toronto resident, we don't really care much about what you think. Just goes to show how "nice" you people really are. No hate from me to you though, "fellow Canadian".
This just in folks Krispy Kids is partnering with Soylent to bring you human cereal, all part of a complete and nutritious breakfast!
Okay Pat *STFU* the CN tower is fucking magnificent, sure I'm too afraid of heights to go up there but I love seeing that thing...
woohoo! more stuff to play in the background of my room while playing video games.
Matt doesn't want the world to be a better place confirmed
Wow John Cunningham making his second appearance in a Super Best Friends LP
"Ryan wants the world to be a better place. Don't we all?" "No." Oh Pattycakes lighten up.
I've been to Catalina Island, and its freaking beautiful.
When I was still in school, there was a fire at the house of a girl I knew, it was like one block away from where my friend lived. Every time I went to visit him we passed by the remains of her house.
It was really sad. You could see leftovers of stuff even out in the street in the first few days. Shit just went everywhere, and everything was destroyed.
One time the house across from mine burnt down. My mom and I watched it for a bit. Everyone survived, luckily
OF COURSE Pat would think Die Hard 3 made up binary explosives.. who else could it be. The movie embellishes greatly on things for visual impact and such, but the concept itself is actually quite real and is arguably very, very old.
"Sorry, sometimes you have to shakedown to see what money falls out."
50 dollars in 1947 is the same as 561 dollars today.
It makes sense that the guy would be upset.
Love this series
The process Woolie is talking about when two chemicals hit each other and ignite is called a hypergolic reaction. The return engines on the moon lander used such fuels to get back into orbit.
You fondle young descriptions, Billy!
woolie back at it again with the krispy kids